Question for Question

[lvlycwgirl]

Should I be embarrassed?

[daverbee]

Do you have a good reason to be? For that matter, do you have a bad reason to be?

[lvlycwgirl]

Do I still need to get a room?

[Abby Normal]

What do you need it for?

[Avalon]

haven't you ever heard of privacy??

[lvlycwgirl]

Why keep it private?

[dinzdale]

You want people to see THIS ????

[Spicy Jack]

Could you please put THAT away?

[Avalon]

Where do you think I should,um..errr, put it?

[lvlycwgirl]

Now who needs a room?

[Avalon]

LOL..wait, are you asking me?:p

[lvlycwgirl]

lol...would you go?

[weissenflatz]

so, who has been in the room while I was gone?

[xerocs]

Where did you go?

[weissenflatz]

why, did you miss me?

[xerocs]

Did you want me to? Is this conversation a never ending circle?

[weissenflatz]

If this is a never ending circle, where did it start?

[daverbee]

Did it start at the beginning?

[lvlycwgirl]

Can you really start something in the middle?

[Avalon]

Isn't Malcom in the middle?

[lvlycwgirl]

Does that show still come on?

[daverbee]

If you can't start something in the middle, can you begin at the ending? Would that hurt Malcolm's chances of getting out of the middle?

[Frieda]

who's malcolm?

[dinzdale]

Is Malcom in the Middle in the US, the same as Lucky Pierre in France?

[Frieda]

who is lucky pierre??

[dinzdale]

Isnt he the middle homo in a three-way?

[Frieda]

you mean the cheese?

[dinzdale]

Is that the dutch euphamism?

[Frieda]

well.. would it be dutch if i said he would be the cheese in the croque-monsieur?

[dinzdale]

Are you implying that the cheese is having the most fun?

[Frieda]

i'm not a man, how could i know?

[daverbee]

Can't you guess?

[Frieda]

alright, should i guess?

[Clytie]

but what about everyone else?

[Frieda]

what about them, do they want to be the cheese?

[Clytie]

is that the only requirement?

[Frieda]

is that a problem?

[Klynne]

Do you think I have a problem?

[catbelly]

Sorry, what kind?

[Klynne]

Is it the kind that a strong dose of antibotics won't cure?
(good to see you here cat!)

[Coffee]

should I be worried????!!!.

[lapietra]

Isn't antibiotics what caused the problem in the first place? :confused:

[funkytuba]

Why are you two in Canananananananada anyway?

[Coffee]

cuz they got beer and hockey???

[lapietra]

Did you really see JT?:eek:

[Klynne]

I don't know what I see, I think it is JT is it really him, or a figment of my imagination?

[Coffee]

does jt have a brother or cousin that overdresses at bars?

[catbelly]

I don't know, don't you think it was more the wandering around by himself with his shirt open that was more JT-like?

[Klynne]

Maybe it is not JT after all but his evil twin, but how much more evil can one individual get?????

[Coffee]

no shite...if JT has an evil twin...prepare for the "rapture".

[masterofNone]

isn't that a song by "blondie?"

[catbelly]

Does that mean Debbie Harry is the second coming?

[masterofNone]

at her age... isn't any coming at all a source of gratitude?

[catbelly]

Are you forgetting the difference between men and women in that regard?

[weissenflatz]

Could anyone please explain the difference between men and women?

[Clytie]

how is it that youve grown up not knowing?

[JesusTitties]

one has a penis the other has control over it

[weissenflatz]

Does it hurt to ask for the truth already known?

[Avalon]

Are you sure you want the answer?

[red]

Could there be any other answer?

[weissenflatz]

So is the question being addressed, or what?

[Avalon]

Address? Aren't all the addressess on the Monkey Mail page?:p

[weissenflatz]

Why are circular discussions going round and round?

[Avalon]

Why ask why?

[weissenflatz]

Why ask?

[Avalon]

why?

[weissenflatz]

*knew that was coming ;-) *

I wonder, is there truth in light?

[Avalon]

If it is, does that mean pure light it pure truth?

[weissenflatz]

Does truth really matter?

[daverbee]

Yes. What's the matter with that?

[topcat]

you can't handle the truth





or can you?

[daverbee]

Jack Nicholson and topcat are the same person?
(That would explain why we never see the two of you together...)

[weissenflatz]

Ok, so who's telling the truth now?

[topcat]

dave is telling the truth, isn't he?

[weissenflatz]

Shouldn't you tell us topcat?

[topcat]

i really am jack, do you believe me?

[daverbee]

You haven't lied to us before, have you?

[Avalon]

how would we know?

[daverbee]

Aren't we all truthful?

[xerocs]

where is my e-mail entitled Question and answer quiz part IV?

[Avalon]

Is there really such an e mail?

[Abby Normal]

If so, what happened to parts I-III?

[daverbee]

Does the rabbit suit help when looking for parts?

[Cizzle]

Who needs pants anyways?

[Frieda]

do you want to see everything from everybody?

[daverbee]

That would take a long time, wouldn't it?

[Avalon]

Can we start this project on Monday instead of today?

[Klynne]

Why Monday?

[Avalon]

Don't you want to relax for the weekend?

[Klynne]

Didn't someone once say "There is no rest for the wicked,"?

[Abby Normal]

Wasn't it the Wicked Witch of the West? Doesn't a rabbit suit help anyone looking for parts?

[red]

Doesn't it depend on what kind of parts you are looking for?

[Frieda]

what parts do you suggest?

[Avalon]

Doesn't everyone want the best parts?

[Gatsby]

Can I have a good part?

[Avalon]

Sure you can; ready for your close up?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

How close are you gunna get?

[xerocs]

Is inside too close?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

[xerocs]

Does a rabbit mind shit in his fur?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Is that important right now?

[xerocs]

when is it not?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

How would it be important on Christmas Eve?

[Abby Normal]

Wouldn't that sort of thing be more important to reindeer on Christmas Eve?

[Gatsby]

Do you think those reindeer are adequately compensated for their Christmasy services?

[Frieda]

how do you suggest to compensate them?

[Gatsby]

Do you think they would like oats? Would that be appropriate?

[Frieda]

oats? what's that?

[Gatsby]

You know, like they make oatmeal out of?

[Frieda]

ohh.. would reindeer like that?

[weissenflatz]

Does Rudolph have a red nose?

[JesusTitties]

kraft dinner or mac and cheese?

[weissenflatz]

Which Kraft dinner would that be?

[Avalon]

What kind do you like?

[weissenflatz]

I never tried one, so how do I know which I like?

[Avalon]

How adventurous are you..with food, that is?

[dinzdale]

You want to bend over and find out?

[weissenflatz]

they put whole cucumbers in kraft dinners?

[Avalon]

I suppose they are the English, seedless variety??

[Frieda]

does that mean that everything that's english doesn't have seed?

[Avalon]

You didn't read Dinz's post?

[Frieda]

dinz is english, is he seedless too?

[Avalon]

Can you believe that is what he told me!!???

[maychorian]

If I couldn't believe it, would you tell another one?

[Clytie]

would u tell it in a box? would u tell it in a fox?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

WTF?

[weissenflatz]

So where did Dinz put the seedless Cucumber?

[straymonk]

Did he get his salad tossed?

[weissenflatz]

Which monkey got spanked?

[Aphrodite]

Doesn't Funky Tuba's butt hurt?

[Avalon]

What did I miss???

[weissenflatz]

You didn't read about how Funkies Butt hurt?

[Avalon]

NO! Was it an accident of some sort?

[weissenflatz]

Can someone show Avalon where FT posted his painful butt?

[Avalon]

Is there a photo????

[weissenflatz]

Did he post pics of his butt before?

[Avalon]

Not to my knowledge; but would you let that stop you?

[weissenflatz]

What made you think I have those pics?

[Avalon]

Aren't you the keeper?

[Frieda]

damn, i missed a bum pic?

[Avalon]

I'm not sure; did she?

[weissenflatz]

Why does everyone think I collect pics of FT's butt??

[Avalon]

HHAHAHAHA ooops..Do you really think we think that?

[weissenflatz]

Well, do you think I believe that you believe?

[Avalon]

Aww, you're not serious, are ya?

[Frieda]

no pictures of the funkybum?

[weissenflatz]

maybe we can ask him for his naked tuba?

[Frieda]

hasn't that been done before?

[weissenflatz]

who asked, and what happened?

[Frieda]

ermmmmm are you going to hit me when i say that i don't remember?

[weissenflatz]

Would I ever hit a woman?

[Frieda]

can i assume that i'm safe?

[weissenflatz]

So maybe you can ask FT for his butt pics?

[Frieda]

FT, can i see your bum pics?

[weissenflatz]

How do you know he has any butt pics?

[lvlycwgirl]

What makes you think he wouldn't?

[funkytuba]

Why would I put my brown eye on display?

[Abby Normal]

Is it a fake eye made of some kind of precious crystal?

[Frieda]

ísn't there a difference between the bum and the poop star??

[weissenflatz]

Shall we change the subject?

[Frieda]

can i nominate that for today's best idea?

[weissenflatz]

can't you just nominate someone?

[Frieda]

how about you?

[weissenflatz]

Do we need more votes?

[Frieda]

votes for what?

[weissenflatz]

shouldn't the nominee be voted in or out?

[Frieda]

i don't get it, isn't this the today's best idea election?

[weissenflatz]

It is. Do you have another good idea?

[Frieda]

umm.. i'm going to buy new underwear?

[weissenflatz]

What kind of underwear do you plan on buying?

[Frieda]

probably something sexy, is that ok?

[weissenflatz]

that will be good. Have you decided on a plan what to do with you behind?

[Frieda]

as long as i don't weigh more than 61 kilos i am not going to worry, isn't that great?

[weissenflatz]

Ok, then go ahead, buy something corny.

Can you show us some examples, of what you have in mind?

[Frieda]

do you think you can handle that?

[weissenflatz]

Hope I can. Will you show me on our date?

[Frieda]

wouldn't that depend on the way the date goes?

[weissenflatz]

Would you show me, even if it will be a farked up date?

[Frieda]

doesn't that usually depend on the amount of drinks?

[weissenflatz]

Maybe we can plan on having a non-farked-up-date, and drink sufficiently , ok?

[Frieda]

wouldn't planning a date to be good be totally impossible?

[weissenflatz]

Would it be great to make the impossible possiblle?

[Frieda]

don't you just love a challenge? :D

[weissenflatz]

So what underwear are you going to buy?

[Frieda]

favorite brand (http://www.ravage.fr/index-en.html), do you think they have something for me?

[weissenflatz]

Don't know your sizes.. But wouldn't most women look good in that stuff?

[xerocs]

or out of it for that matter?

[Frieda]

so it didn't turn out to be that brand, is that bad?

[weissenflatz]

We'll know when you show.. Will you show?

[daverbee]

You wouldn't think so, would you?

[Frieda]

woudn't that ruin my reputation? or is this my reputation?

[weissenflatz]

Would it be bad to have a ruined Monkey reputation?

*to self: where's the end of the internet?*

[Frieda]

are you planning to get your reputation ruined too?

[Abby Normal]

Does one need a reputation in order for it to be ruined?

[Frieda]

can't a reputation be neutral?

[Avalon]

Probably; but can you also have an Internet rep and a real life rep?

[weissenflatz]

Is there any fun in being neutral?

[lvlycwgirl]

Why be neutral?

[JesusTitties]

i had to read that twice, i swear you asked if it was any fun to be neutered ?

[lvlycwgirl]

Are you?;)

[daverbee]

No, you?

[lvlycwgirl]

Women are spayed, aren't they?

[Gatsby]

Don't you wish you could turn procreation on and off?

[Klynne]

Have you met anyone that should not be allowed to procreate?

[Gatsby]

No, but isn't birth control a pain in the ass?

[Klynne]

What kind of birth control do you take?

[Abby Normal]

should two artifically "enhanced" people be allowed to procreate?

[funkytuba]

Don't they give the depo-provera shots in the arm, not the ass?

[Avalon]

Nope. You really thought the arm?

[funkytuba]

So it really is the ass then?

[Gatsby]

Would you like it in the ass?

(apologies for that one :rolleyes: )

[Avalon]

HAHAHHAHAHA..oh, sorry..ahem..
they don't really give you a choice, now do they?

[SpecialK]

Did I read the directions correctly?

[weissenflatz]

Where do you want to go?

[weissenflatz]

bump?

[Abby Normal]

Does anyone else still believe in things that go bump in the night?

[lapietra]

Now why do you want to know that? Are you going to go bump in the night? Do you need us to believe in you?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What would you expect from a Space Cabbage?

[lapietra]

Wouldn't you expect me to expect Space Coleslaw?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What about coleslaw that is out of this world? :D

[straymonk]

Does that work on Atkins?

[weissenflatz]

Do they sell that kind of coleslaw at KFC?

[straymonk]

Would you like that original or extra crispy?

[weissenflatz]

Since when do they make a difference, and what is the difference?

[lapietra]

Doesn't one include more coleslaw than the other?

[Willow Sylph]

Coleslaw! Curses! When I worked at KFC, I had to shred 50 heads of cabbage in one shift to make their damn coleslaw. Do you think I'd ever want to eat coleslaw again?!

[rapscalious rob]

Wouldn’t you want to eat it with every meal, and fondly remember butchering cabbage with s sharp knife?

[Willow Sylph]

And slipping on chicken grease while holding two huge containers of mayonnaise needed to make the colesaw and falling flat on my ass? Are you crazy?!

[rapscalious rob]

Have I gone crazy, or is it the world around me?

[Willow Sylph]

I think it's just you. Would someone please confirm this for us?

[weissenflatz]

How are we doing on the world crazometer?

[chuckie egg]

Does this face look bothered?

[weissenflatz]

Should I get drunk tonight?

[Abby Normal]

Do you enjoy hangovers, weissenflatz?

[weissenflatz]

Why did I listen to those voices again?

[Gatsby]

Aren't you able to ignore them?

[Gatsby]

Aren't you able to ignore them?

[Abby Normal]

Have you tried meds? Shock treatment?

[xerocs]

why... just why?

[lapietra]

Why not?

[funkytuba]

Because?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Because what?

[funkytuba]

Can you amplify your position?

[weissenflatz]

Do you know where you can put that amplifier?

[Gatsby]

Do you think it would fit?

[Dark Chocolate]

Wouldn’t you have to clear all the junk out of your van first?

[Gatsby]

But then where will I put the junk?

[Abby Normal]

In the trash can?

[weissenflatz]

How big is the biggest trashcan on earth?

[JesusTitties]

that would be my neighbourhood, have you been to toronto?