Question for Question

[lapietra]

If you could live anywhere else, where would you live?

[Abby Normal]

Does anyone else think England is nice?

[ally]

can england be called anything else but nice?

[Avalon]

How about Great Britain? ;)

[Klynne]

Doesn't it rain a lot in England?
(I have had enough rain thank you very much)

[weissenflatz]

Wasn't that Scotland?

[Abby Normal]

Isn't Scotland more known for bogs and foggy moors?

[nycwriters]

I thought Scotland was known more for its hot men in kilts, no?

[Audreyvgs]

and haggis?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

and bagpipe spiders?

[weissenflatz]

What about single malt whisky?

[Aphrodite]

Didn't anyone think of heather?

[weissenflatz]

This Heather, is she cute?

[Abby Normal]

Has anyone seen a movie called "Heathers"?

[Clytie]

isnt heather poisenous if you eat it?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

why would you eat it?

[weissenflatz]

Did you ever try Heather's honey?

[Clytie]

is that stuff still on the market?

[weissenflatz]

Was it ever on the market?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Didn't you hear the rumours?

[weissenflatz]

Damn, why am I never around when something happens?

[daverbee]

Could it be because somethings happening where you are?

[Abby Normal]

Or could it be that things are happening where you aren't?

[weissenflatz]

Didn't I just ask that?

[Abby Normal]

err...how do I come up with a question to reply to that?

[Klynne]

How should I know?

[lapietra]

Don't you have access to all those secrets?

[Abby Normal]

aren't you supposed to know everything?

[Klynne]

I do?

[lapietra]

Wasn't that what you were telling me the other day?

[Abby Normal]

You weren't just blowing hot air, were you?

[Gatsby]

Was that the impression you got?

[Clytie]

where do you get off saying that?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Is it any of your business how or where we get off?

[weissenflatz]

Did anyone get off in the end?

[ally]

is it really any of our business?

[daverbee]

If it was wouldn't we be getting a paycheck?

[weissenflatz]

Would you really like to be paid for getting off?

[Aphrodite]

Isn't that illegal?

[imdrsmooth]

What about in Primm?

[Gatsby]

Or in the White House?

[Coffee]

Is someone getting off in the White House, or getting out?

[weissenflatz]

Is this becoming a circular discussion?

[Avalon]

You don't like going around and around?

[Clytie]

arent u getting dizzy?

[weissenflatz]

Is there a difference between walking or running in circles?

[Clytie]

doesnt that depend on the speed?

[Gatsby]

Don't G-Forces have anything to do with it?

[weissenflatz]

Do G-forces have influence on G-spots?

[priceyfatprude]

That depends, are those D batteries?

[weissenflatz]

what are D batteries?

[JesusTitties]

the exact size batteries one would use in their dildo?

[Coffee]

Only one?

[ally]

aren't dildo's fantastic?

[Klynne]

What is a dildo?

[daverbee]

Isn't he Bilbo's redheaded step-son?

[Klynne]

Bilbo had a bVstard love child?:eek:

[daverbee]

So you didn't know the mother is Galadriel?

[Klynne]

Who knew????

[ally]

Originally posted by daverbee
Isn't he Bilbo's redheaded step-son?

is that the short stout one, very hairy, red head?

[ally]

are we still talking about dildo's here?!

[daverbee]

Dildo Baggins?

[Coffee]

Hey daverbee, aren't you on your way to work?

[Klynne]

I don't know are we?

[Coffee]

You don't know we are?

[Klynne]

Is it you or me that is confused here?

[Frieda]

why do i suddenly feel like posting this? (http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iMovieTheater6.html)

[JesusTitties]

ive watched that three times, why?

[Frieda]

does it make you horny?

[ally]

i can't be arsed to click on the link, what is it?

[Frieda]

a video of mr spock singing a catchy jolly song about bilbo baggins. very retro, right?


edited to add a question mark :p

[ally]

where's the question mark?

[Frieda]

^^^ how about that? :p

[ally]

yeah, that works for me, does it work for you guys?

[weissenflatz]

Ally, have you clicked on the link already?

[ally]

should i have done?

[Clytie]

why is no one else posting?

[weissenflatz]

can blockheads ask circular questions?

[Frieda]

why aren't you guys watching that video?

[Coffee]

Because one can only see Mr. Spock singing the Bilbo Bagins song just sooo many times before exploding???

[Frieda]

i saw it 12 times in a row the other day.. didn't hurt me.. i think :confused:

[weissenflatz]

Was that a question?

[Clytie]

where is your punctuation!??

[weissenflatz]

Where are your manners?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Are all those questions mark really necessary?

[Aphrodite]

Is it Friday yet?

[weissenflatz]

Can't we just pretend it is?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Why not pretend it's Saturday?

[Clytie]

would we relaly be satisfied with makebelieve?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

couldn't we pretend to be satisfied?

[Avalon]

What if you're no good at faking it?

[JesusTitties]

does anyone know what a babooshka is?

[Magpie]

I believe it's Russian for Grandma but why would you want to know?

[weissenflatz]

Isn't this a Babuszka, or Matrioshka?
http://www.korovin.com.br/russia/matrioshka.jpg

[e2log1]

Wouldn't a polish know?

[Avalon]

Isn't a babooshka a hair scarf?

[Smartypants]

Did someone neglect this thread?

[Zaftig]

Am I invisible today?

[Coffee]

Why do you feel the thread has been neglected?

[priceyfatprude]

Is it any of your concern?

[Zaftig]

.

[Coffee]

Hey, who left that period stranded there all by itself?

[Zaftig]

What's it to you?

[rmr]

it's a lot don't you think?

[Willow Sylph]

I don't know. Is it?

[rmr]

it is what it is, isn't it?

[Frieda]

is it really that important?

[Clytie]

why is it that no one see the importance anymore?

[daverbee]

Is it really that important to you?

[melissa]

Why don't you care anymore?

[Avalon]

Do you think apathy is catchy?

[Aphrodite]

Does it matter if it is?

[Coffee]

Who really cares about apathy anyhow?

[melissa]

I don't, do you?

[Coffee]

Isn't it obvious?

[melissa]

Why should I even answer you?

[Coffee]

Well why start now?

[Klynne]

Why not?

[Avalon]

Why ask why?

[melissa]

Why now?

[Aphrodite]

Can you think of a better time?

[melissa]

Why are you asking me?

[red]

Is there anybody else here?

[daverbee]

As it's been close to a month since anybody answered you, can we assume the answer is no?

[Coffee]

Do you think it is safe to assume that given that the thread just mysteriously re-activated again?

[Avalon]

Did you think it was dead?

[joppa.gal]

Do you think a zombie activated it?

[Aphrodite]

Can a zombie bring something besides another zombie back to life?

[Spicy Jack]

Are you calling Daver a zombie ?

[Aphrodite]

That would depend on what he's smoking wouldn't it?

[Spicy Jack]

Don't we all agree that is smells a bit skunky in here?

[joppa.gal]

Did PePe LePeu just go by?

[Clytie]

Is he a he or a she?

[daverbee]

Why would that matter?

[daverbee]

Isn't it time we revived this old horse?

[RuneT]

I thought the old horse was dead?

[chuckie egg]

or was he merely sleeping?

[daverbee]

Do horses snore?

[chuckie egg]

Did you answer my question?

[Gatsby]

Isn't that a defeatist question in this thread?

[chuckie egg]

you tell me?

[JesusTitties]

who unburied this thread?

[Avalon]

Is there a reward for telling?

[JesusTitties]

yes
i shall never return to this forum again! NEVER! EVER! I HATE YOU ALL!
or wait
will i?

[noxxville]

Have I ever even posted to this thread?

[trisherina]

Are you experiencing memory deficits?

[noxxville]

What was the question again?

[trisherina]

Aren't you concerned?

[chuckie egg]

Aren't YOU concerned?

[Klynne]

Don't you find this disturbing?

[trisherina]

What could possibly disturb me about it?

[Klynne]

You just don't get it, do you?

[trisherina]

Am I missing something?

[madasacutsnake]

Have you tried a push up bra?

[trisherina]

You mean people really wear those?

[madasacutsnake]

Have you heard that they're taking them off the market?

[trisherina]

Is it because they interfere with cranial blood flow?

[madasacutsnake]

I've heard it was about either corneal or uveal injuries?

[Gatsby]

What about water bras?

[trisherina]

Don't mermaids wear those?

[Gatsby]

If they did, how would we know?

[daverbee]

Couldn't we ask Bob Ballard to go find out for us?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

what's wrong with a couple of strategically positioned clam shells?

[Gatsby]

how do they stay up?

[lapietra]

That's a rather personal question, don't you think?

[xfox]

Are you against personal questions?

[funkytuba]

Does it say something about me that my creative juices really get flowing over neutered dog haikus and stupid priest-nunn-ass puns?

[Magpie]

yes :D

[priceyfatprude]

Do you really want to know what that says about you, FunkNut?

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Magpie
yes :D
Don't you realize that by asking this question in this thread I was exepecting it to be rhetorical??!?!?!?!?
>-P~~~~~~~~~~~

[tsunamimom]

What do you mean by rhetorical? :confused:

[Frieda]

don´t you have a dictionary?

[JesusTitties]

who likes cake?

[Clytie]

where did it all go?

[daverbee]

You didn't get any?

[Clytie]

you mean i got left out again?

[Aphrodite]

What kind of cake?

[trisherina]

When it comes to cake, does it really matter?

[Gatsby]

Can you have your cake and eat it too?

[rapscalious rob]

if you don’t have your cake, was it stolen cake?

[melissa]

Who stole the cake?

[trisherina]

If you don't know, then who does?

[Gatsby]

Do you think a detective could find out?

[rapscalious rob]

Does the detective like stolen cake?

[Frieda]

are you suggesting the detective ate the evidence?

[melissa]

Who trusts detectives?

[trisherina]

Are you prepared to back up your suggestions with evidence?

[madasacutsnake]

Will the bad lieutenant offer his evidence with a suggestion?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Would you like to hear my suggestion?

[funkytuba]

Why did you guys steal my cake?

[Klynne]

Why didn't you hide it?

[weissenflatz]

What am I doing here?

[Frieda]

having fun, i hope?

[Aphrodite]

Are you having fun today?

[12"razormix]

don't you mean fun having?

[zero]

do you mean fun<blink>-</blink>having?

[Jack Flanders]

Yes!!! Is everybody still on? ;) :D

[Zeismyhero]

Does anyone else need a drink?

[jasmina]

Would it be a Bloody Mary?

[Avalon]

Could you make it a margarita?

[§olomon]

can i supply the salt?

[jasmina]

Will you put it on the glass or just snort it?

[Jack Flanders]

How about a big platter of nachos?

[jasmina]

Can we eat them at home or do you want to go out?

[Jack Flanders]

Does it matter how many pitchers of margaritas are consumed? Am I hungry or what?