I am

[rapscalious rob]

• Jammin’ on out, foo’s
• Wishing girl Frieday sweet dreams
• Hoping I get off early enough for a beer

[Frieda]

i am

- all in an "awwwwww gosh" mood now because of the rapscalious one ;)
- REALLY going to bed early.. tomorrow :D
- thinking of how to build a random question generator

[daverbee]

I am -

Thinking about Frieda's random question generator. That sounds interesting.

Looking at my cat who thinks she's hiding under a pillow. I'm gonna go over and tickle her just to piss her off.

Going to bed early. G'night, monkeys!

[daverbee]

I am -

At work.

At work.

At work.

[chuckie egg]

I am..

looking to swat any foolish ants that come near me

feeling mondayish

trying to take my mind off stuff

[dinzdale]

...octopusless

...not prepared to go into details

...never going to do that again

[daverbee]

I am -

Following Dinz's advice about octopus.

Thinking of ways I can keep my co-workers from using the wood shop tools. They've fvcked up one too many!

Glad they don't use them on a daily basis. I'd hate to try and keep up with all the severed fingers.

[daverbee]

I am -

Going to the fitness center.

Eating an energy bar. yuch!

Wishing I was eating Mexican food.

[Avalon]

I am..

wondering why I bothered to come in to work today.

wondering if I will bother to come in tomorrow.

wondering why I ever thought being the boss would be fun.


:confused:

sorry..having a pity party for myself today lol

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by daverbee
Going to the fitness center.


I know nothing of these things

[Magpie]

Fitness center = place where people pay for admittance to excersize, sweat, flirt, sweat, excersize all in the presence of others...because it is better to look good than to feel good ;)
Crazy huh?

[Frieda]

i am

- stressing out
- sick
- going to make some food

[bealeblues]

.... hating all this new software bullshit i have to learn

.... wondering if i'll actually be able to do some substantive work other than computer crap today

.... just finding out that my data source has just put in her two weeks' notice--- pretty quick work for me to have already run her off....



(edited to correct poor grammar)

[daverbee]

Fitness center = place where people pay for admittance to excersize, sweat, flirt, sweat, excersize all in the presence of others...because it is better to look good than to feel good
Crazy huh?

*********

Crazier than it sounds!
The one I go to doubles as a cardiac rehab center. It's usually me, a couple of doctors, the fitness center staff, and 50 old people huffing away on the treadmills.
I wouldn't go but I was a rehab patient there a while back and I have to...

Oh, yeah...

I am -

Going back to work.

Going back to work.

Wishing I was anywhere else.

[Deviate]

... hating the weather
... missing my Snoopy grapefruit spoon
... not wanting to clean like i should

[surflugen]

having a second meeting with the owner of a design firm tonight...
shaking from the excitement of the possible outcome...
scared of the life change that could occur if I was to get this position...

[Deviate]

... thrilled for you, Surf, and hoping for the best
... forgetting about the melting ice cream in my kitchen
... needing to make lunch

[ally]

I am

Hoping frieda feels better v. soon.
Sun burnt, pfff.
Wishing I was being hugged.

[daverbee]

I am -

Wishing surflugen good luck.

Reminding Dev of what fun Ice Cream Soup can be.

Going back to work.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by ally
Sun burnt & wishing I was being hugged.

I am
...thinking that ally is a masochist

...thinking ally will fit in here quite well

...wondering what else ally will do

[surflugen]

Thanking you all for the best wishes...
REALLY NERVOUS...
unable to concentrate....

[Deviate]

... needing to go to the gym
... hating the weather
... wondering why i haven't made lunch yet

[daverbee]

I am -

Full of bbq pork.

Listening to it rain.

Hoping surflugen did well in his interview.

Hoping Frieda is well or at least better.

[surflugen]

...still at work and will be for another two hours. (6pm)
...having the interview at 8:30pm
...wondering if meeting with him at 8:30 is a sign of how much work they will have for me.

[priceyfatprude]

sending Surf good vibes. :)

watching Ned & Stacey.

wishing I could afford a trip to the salon.

[Avalon]

I am over myself and my morning snit

I am wishing everyone who is awaiting news about their jobs great luck (daverbee and surf)

I am realizing that I am lucky to be working when many aren't
( my job still reeks tho lol )

[daverbee]

I am -

Looking forward to my supervisor coming back on Wednesday, although the courier has three days off *this week and next* which means I'll get even LESS done. (GRRRR!)

Grateful to Avalon for the concern.

Going to Question for Question to answer Klynne's question with a question.

[Wldchld]

i am...

aggravated

frustrated

in need of a drink, no in need of lots of drinks!




edit: and i can't spell tonight either

[Deviate]

... wishing i hadn't invited Schley over
... cold
... burping up dinner

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad it rained last night.

At work.

Glad I work indoors.

[chuckie egg]

I am..

.. now wanting to go hiking in the Lakes
.. looking forward to Guinness
.. going to miss having 5 free photo messages a day

[daverbee]

Ooh! Hiking ang Guinness afterwards. Makes me wish I was on the other side of the Big Ditch!
Have a good time!

[bealeblues]

... aggravated

... aggravated

... going to hit radio silence for today

[Wldchld]

i am...

in a much better mood

looking at a beautiful morning

hoping everyone has a great day

[Avalon]

I am

watching it snow! 3-5 inches of new stuff to fall today

watching the crazy across the street try to cross country ski in this
mess

wishing I had brought a movie with me

[Avalon]

Now aware that if you hit the back button on your browser after making a submission....you get re-submitted!!:eek:

[dinzdale]

...drinking coffee

...calculating stuff

...thinking I should stop calculating stuff and take this "jazz mag" to the restroom to enjoy it's marvellous photography and interesting articles

[Magpie]

I am

...On hold listening to Leo Sayer :eek:
...Wondering what a "jazz" magazine is
...Waving Hi to Dinz

[dinzdale]

...waving back to Magpie

...putting my "art pamphlet" back in my desk drawer

...much better thank you

[daverbee]

I am -

Hoping I never have to use a belt sander ever again.

Hoping I can lift my arms above my head sometime in the near future.

Feeling like I worked forty hours this week already.

[bealeblues]

.... thinking of doing this:

Tonight is "Bald is Beautiful" night at LSU and if you are bald you can see the game for one dollar. If you want to be bald for the game, there will be a barber outside the stadium who will cut your hair free, give you an LSU T-Shirt and put your name in the hat for a $100.00 drawing during the game.


before you even say it, piss off dinz

[dinzdale]

...resisiting temptation

[red]

I am

greatful my sister is okay

peturbed with Steve

worried about my cat

[bealeblues]

... acknowledging that my above post is wrought with opportunties for comment

... stating that the post was for informational purposes only

... further acknowledging that dinz is showing un-dinzlike restraint....

[surflugen]

.... HAPPY
.... HAPPY
.... Shaking from adrenaline after giving my notice and having way to much coffee

[Deviate]

... exhausted, having stayed up until 6 AM last night
... sick of the smell of burnt ladel
... fatigued from lifting

[catbelly]

Whoa! Surflugen, Congrats!! That is great ... let us know the details so we can be even happier for you? :)



I am

battling the flu

wondering if Beale shaved his head

sending safe driving vibe to Coffee

[daverbee]

I am -

Congratulating surflugen!

Hoping catbelly feels better soon. How'd the Hot Friday go?

Assuring Beale that if he does shave his head it'll probably grow back. Not sure I'd have that happen as most of mine is gone already.

[catbelly]

I am

still thinking about hot friday/saturday/sunday/monday :)

distracted now

wondering what daverbee was doing with the belt sander??

[Audreyvgs]

I am

wondering where my energy went

thinking about taking a nap

regretting not having used gloves while putting fertilizer on the plants. My hands feel stiff and dry. eeuw.

[dinzdale]

...thinking that Dave and Cat dont realize that Beale wouldnt trouble the barber

[catbelly]

I am

hoping for pix of bald beale

wondering if Dinz has a whole drawerful of jazz mags or just the one favourite

thinking La VGS is brave for not using gloves to handle poo

[dinzdale]

...realizing that my favourite jazz mag will soon have to be replaced

...trying to locate any current picture of the Bealey One for Cat, as they all portray him in a Capt. Picard kind of way.

...settling in for the afternoon

[Deviate]

... hungry
... hungry
... hungry

[catbelly]

I am

trying not to think of the reasons for jazz rag replacement

wondering what DV8 would like to eat

thinking I might work from home today

[Deviate]

i am
willing to eat just about anything, especially if i don't have to cook

[dinzdale]

...fully aware that Deev would eat anything.

...surpised they dont make more durable jazz mags

...brewing the afternoon coffee to avoid sleepworking

[Deviate]

i am

... stressing that i said JUST ABOUT anything
... remembering that it is Dinz who has very loose criteria when looking for something to 'eat'
... thinking Dinz is trying to pass off his skank-whore reputation

[Audreyvgs]

i am

relieved to tell you it warn't poo, just chemicals. Not that there isn't like 12 tons of it here anyway...I just felt compelled to do chemicals. :rolleyes:

[dinzdale]

...not a fussy eater

...glad there is only chemicals on Aud's keyboard now

...drinking coffee and not working...deliberately

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad catbelly had a good weekend.

Also relieved there isn't anything of a fecal nature on Aud's keyboard.

Wondering where Frieda is.

I was -

Sanding the edges of some countertops I'm building for our OT/PT clinic. This goes back to the curse of having co-workers who think they're carpenters. I won't bore you with the details.

[Aphrodite]

I am:

Calling it a snow day

Doing the 3rd load of laundry

Having a cup of hot chocolate

I am sneaking in a fourth again to add

Wanting more details on Catbelly's weekend. (How can I live vicariously on such little information?)

[ally]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I am
...thinking that ally is a masochist

...thinking ally will fit in here quite well

...wondering what else ally will do

I am
realising that that did sound a bit masochist.
blushing about my secret being out.
going out to buy more handcuffs as the last ones got trashed...

[dinzdale]

...surprised that Beale's perversion detector didnt go off and summon his unwanted presence at the word "handcuffs".

...trying not to kill my co-irker with the loud monotone voice

...going for a smoke break. Care to join me?

[bealeblues]

... not surprised that dinz is trying to mask his own perversion by attempting to take misguided and ill aimed shots at me.... *yawn*

[dinzdale]

Oh there you are.....better late than never eh?

[bealeblues]

attention to detail, mate....

[dinzdale]

...wishing Beale a good night at the Baldy Convention

...glad he wont trouble the barbers

...hoping they have his size in that spiffy LSU T-shirt

[Deviate]

... laughing to see, once again, that Dinz attacks Beale's lack of hair to make up for his own shortcomings.

[dinzdale]

...trying to think of a shortcoming

...not finding one

...wondering what the carpet muncher meant

[Deviate]

... trying hard not to make a cliched joke
... not at all surprised the gutter-wallower thinks he's perfect
... sorry he's jealous that i get more tail than him

[dinzdale]

...happy in my world

...wondering about quantity versus quality

...obviously talking out of my arse:)

[Deviate]

... wanting to visit Dinz's fantasy world
... wanting to visit my own fantasy world
... happy that tomorrow i won't need fantasy ;)

[noxxville]

...confident that armageddon (the actual event, not the movie) will be broadcast with a 5-second delay to make sure nobody is offended.

...waiting for starbucks to just offer caffine mainlines.

...frightened by black and white M&Ms

[Deviate]

... sure that black and white M & M's are a sure sign that armageddon is upon us
... still missing the light brown M & M's
... wishing I had some M & M's right now

[ally]

i am

wondering if b&w m&ms will come to france

happy

recovering

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad ally is recovering.

Thinking of eating Mexican food at lunch.

Making damn sure it ain't octopus burritos.

Driving in place of our courier today. Will likely be under radio silence for most of the day.

[Avalon]

glad I remembered that today is my step father's birthday..even if it was by accident

contemplating my knee replacement surgery

sorry I was crazy enough to search the web for information on the procedure..brutal!

wondering if husband will make good on his threat to stay home with me for my entire recovery period:eek:

[daverbee]

I am -

Sunburned on my left arm from driving all day.

Glad I don't do this every day, even if it does get me outside.

Wishing everyone a Happy St. Paddy's Day!

[bealeblues]

... wondering how dave managed to post every thirty seconds while driving....

... wondering how many squirrels, dogs, and children dave ran down while he was posting while driving

... wondering why the fvck i took time to even post this

[dinzdale]

...wondering how Baldy Night at LSSU went

...bored to farking tears

...trying to stay awake

[bealeblues]

... sorry to report that management decided against me having the kojak look, despite my requests to do so

... happy to report that LSU kicked the shit out of UNO 14-0

... waiting for another hour and 37 minutes to pass

[dinzdale]

...going to leave early. They can go fark themselves if they expect me to write to ZeddFrank's board all day long.

...realising that the small paperclips are essentially useless

...really glad Beale is not impersonating Yul Bryner today

[bealeblues]

... thinking of leaving early myself

... somewhat gratified at my last few projects which have garnered high praise

... not under the illusion that this will continue past the obligatory 'honeymoon period'

[Deviate]

... getting ready to get sloppy drunk
... wearing green in many undisclosable areas
... hope i'm not too hungover to make it to my interview in the AM

[Coffee]

still glowing from a fabulous trip.

feeling tiny aches from sking and other unaccustomed exercise.

drifting away at the memory of warm morning light falling on a gold and orange field, and seeing the most beautiful flower...

oh...and thankful for a slow work day first day back home...whew.

[Aphrodite]

I am

Home from an unexpected day working at my Mom and Sisters store

Happy to see Coffee home from his trip

Curious about his mystery aches and pains

[Klynne]

I am

Wondering if Coffee and Catbelly had the opportunity to hang out?

Did they come up with a plot to take over the world?

Did they miss me while they were gone?

[daverbee]

I am -

Relieved that the last half of the work day was slow.

Surprised at the number of thank you notes we got from the local squirrels, dogs, and children.

Suggesting rest, a heating pad, and deep tissue massage to Coffee. Those aches will go away after a while!

[masterofNone]

...wonderin' if catbelly is the reason for coffee's muscle soreness.

...trying to remember if i've posted in this thread before.

... thinking no.

[Avalon]

thinking I have seen him before......

[Aphrodite]

I am

With MoN in wondering about Coffee and CatBelly

Noticing lots of references to flowers

Living Vicariously which is probably sad.

[bealeblues]

... thinking i love avalon for posting my allescherbeale-like quality...

[hbanana]

I am procrastinating because who really cares about reactions involving benzene rings?
I am wondering if I spelled procrastinating correctly.
I am wondering what it would be like to be a seahorse.

[Red Princess]

..wondering why my imagesetter is giving me random errors
....wondering if i should abuse it
.......or be nice

[madasacutsnake]

I am

always waiting for others

always angry that others aren't as smart as I am

going to be a hermit and yell at trees all day

[daverbee]

I am -

Thinking being a hermit ain't such a bad idea.

Considering having conversations with trees one day. Yelling at them is counterproductive, they're too stubborn.

Thinking about things I shouldn't.

[chuckie egg]

.. glad my friend came to visit me last night
.. wondering if she got back over the Pennines okay on her Ye Olde Motorbike
.. thinking I probably drink too much beer for a 23 year old girl (lemme see.. 5 pints last night, 5 pints tonight, 5/6 pints tomorrow night, 5/6/7 pints saturday night... hmmm)

[dinzdale]

...caring about reactions of benzene rings

...wondering how unbelievably smart 'cutsnake' must be

...waiting for dave to tell us what he's doing today

[Aphrodite]

I am

awake and ready to go to work. (almost, kind of, maybe after another cup of coffee)

glad I went for a walk to the pier in the snow last night

pleased that the sun is shining so brightly this morning

[masterofNone]

... confused by multiple maggies
...checking off a long to-do list
...waiting for my client to drop more comments in my lap

[Magpie]

I am

.... a fvcking domestic GODDESS

.... wondering where my 7 yr old learned the words "interest compounded daily"

.... wishing I was waking up in a houseboat on the Colorado River with only water skiing and tanning to achomplish today

[dinzdale]

...wondering what "achomplish" means

...thinking it has to do with "chomping" down on great quantities of breakfast.

...starting my boat on the Colorado River. It's a shame nobody wanted to go with me today.

[daverbee]

I am -


Wondering if Mags seven year old is available for some financial advice. Can't be as bad as any other advice I've ever gotten.

Wondering how Mags is using the word "fvcking" in terms of being a domestic goddess. Were I in that situation, fvcking wouldn't be part of the job. That'd only happen if wifey/hubby helped...Domestic Foreplay?

Back in the shop, Dinz. Wanna help?

[dinzdale]

...thinking daveB left woodshop behind him when he left school.

...deciding whether to water ski and tan, or help daveB make things

...wishing I had a fvcking domestic goddess to clean this mess up

[daverbee]

I am -

Wishing I had left woodshop behind. Do one job for a fee and you're cursed for life.

Wishing I was out tanning right now.

Suggesting we get together with our electrician and make a fvcking robot domestic goddess.

[dinzdale]

...concerned about the amount of time daveB spends with the belt sander on our fvcking robot domestic goddess making her anatomically correct.

...thinking he has designed her a little top heavy

...concerned he is dressing her in what can only be desribed as a safety harness and studded leather choker. :(

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Magpie
I am

.... a fvcking domestic GODDESS

.... wondering where my 7 yr old learned the words "interest compounded daily"

.... wishing I was waking up in a houseboat on the Colorado River with only water skiing and tanning to achomplish today

this is for you magpie :D

[daverbee]

...concerned about the amount of time daveB spends with the belt sander on our fvcking robot domestic goddess making her anatomically correct.
...thinking he has designed her a little top heavy ...concerned he is dressing her in what can only be desribed as a safety harness and studded leather choker.

Gotta make 'em durable...

[dinzdale]

...relieved that daveB is thinking safety and durability

[Magpie]

I am

.... concerned I may be capable of physical harm to anyone who picks at my spelling (accomplish) before 10am ;)

.... wondering wtf is wrong with Dinz this morning when he has to make a decision bewteen playing playing lumberjack w/Dave and tanning with me

.... thinking this statement, "Do one job for a fee and you're cursed for life." also applies to Domestic Goddesshood.

.... Thanking Avalon for the smile, you have NO idea how appropriate that is ha!

[dinzdale]

...thinking of taking "Vicky" (dave's idea) for a spin round the lake

...glad she doesnt talk back

...thinking of painting her a slightly darker shade

[Magpie]

I am

.... preparing to spank Dinz

.... wondering if "Vicky" has body piercings

.... ordering a "Victor" from Dave equiped with just one audio message, "Yes Ma'm."

[daverbee]

I am -

Now that it's been mentioned, wtf I'm doing lumberjacking with Dinz rather than tanning with Mags. I'll meet you by the dock.

Reminding Dinz to be careful with that belt sander while I'm away.

Thinking of ways to make plywood into an anatomically correct robot of either sex.

[catbelly]

I'm

back at work

winking at MoN and Aphrodite

feeling groovy

[Deviate]

... tired
... not getting a hangover
... going to lie down and take something for this headache and nauscious stomach

[daverbee]

o/' Slow down
ya move too fast!
Gotta make the mornin' last just
kickin' dowwwwn the cobblestones
Lookin' for fun and feelin' grooveeeeeee! o/':cool:

[daverbee]

I am -

Wishing Dev the best for a speedy recovery from the not-a-hangover.

[Deviate]

... thanking DaverB for the well wishes
... thinking pepperroni pizza wasn't the best lunch to have
... looking for something to eat that doesn't give me killer heartburn
... humming 52nd Street Bridge Song as i head to the kitchen

Hello little folks, what you know
I've come to watch the flowers grow
Now ain't you got no rhyme for me
Doo doo doo feelin' groovy
Feelin' groovy

[masterofNone]

... taking preventative measures against cloying musical viruses
... working too hard and too many hours
... quitting smoking for the third time since august.

[Deviate]

... thinking about picking smoking up for MoN (those Pall Malls aren't going to smoke themselves)
... hungry and thirsty and tired as always
... teaching the Buda how to lay down

[masterofNone]

... reminded of the old phrase, "you can't teach an old dog to turn tricks."
... borrowing from peter to pay paulina
... thinking that las vegas prolly has condo vacation rentals too.

[Aphrodite]

I am

finished teaching people how to live healthy lifestyles for the day

Hoping MoN can quit smoking and make it last this time

Giving Catbelly a thumbs up to go with the wink!!!

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by daverbee
I am -
.....

Thinking of ways to make plywood into an anatomically correct robot of either sex.

thinking that someone will probably need soem new router bits.....

[catbelly]

I am

giving Aphrodite a cheesy grin and a high five

giving daverbee a stern look and a raised eyebrow

giving MoN a supportive pat on the back and a nicotine patch

[nycwriters]

I am

... sad. I just found out one of my friends at work, her mom died of brain cancer over the weekend and I didn't know about the wake to go and give my condolences.

... afraid of next week -- the move.

... excited about next week -- the move.

[Aphrodite]

I am

Happy for Catbelly

Sad for NYC

Looking for NicoDerm Patches for MoN

[Coffee]

I am

Sending condolences towards Nyc's friend's situation

Sending encoragment for Nyc's moving situation (it will get done...all of it...no sweat)

giving:
--catbelly a ;)

--Aprodite a :)

--daverBee a raised eyebrow and some sunblock (spent a bit too much time in the shop there buddy?)

__magpie welding glasses, in case daverB catches the sun just rig...wrong.

--MoN the assurance that it is only true hell for the first month...a slow roasting but cooling barbque for the next 3 months, then subsides to a warm healthy (cough free) glow that lingers forever after you realize you finally beat the BAD monkey off of your back.

Still glowing myself.

[daverbee]

I am -

Sending good wishes to NYC and wishing good luck on the move.

Dumping the idea of the anatomically correct, plywood, domestic robot god/goddess as there were only two orders, anyway. One of each.

Considering a trip to St. Augustine this weekend to watch one our Doctors who is a member of a Flamenco Dance Club.

Hoping MoN will succeed in quitting that habit. Your lungs will thank you!

[masterofNone]

... familiar with the process having been off the things for two years prior to last august.
... durned if i can tell ya why i started up again, cept to say, there was a girll involved.
...never sure what a wink and a high five actually mean.

[Aphrodite]

I am

winking and high fiving MoN for reaching 3000 posts

thinking of the slivers and glad that DaverBee decided against the wooden romantic partner.

planning my next vacation.

[Klynne]

I am

Giddy after a great date. First guy I have went out with in a while that I have wanted to see again.

Happy to have Coffee and Catbelly back!

Just having a great night.

[daverbee]

I am -

Happy for Klynne!

Wondering where Aphro is going on vacation.

Planning my own.

[priceyfatprude]

not hungry for some reason

really really pissed they are showing a recap of The Apprentice instead of a new episode

tired of waiting around

not tired enough to start cleaning

enjoying fresh clean sheets on my bed

wishing I could help NYC move next week

apprehensive about money

in need of an eyebrow wax

wondering why anything top heavy (even a robot) would be a problem for dinz?

also wondering why none of these ppl who got fired on The Apprentice will admit, "Yeah, that was a stupid move. I should not have talked down to Isaac Mizrahi."

missing my insomnia buddy

grinning ear to ear @ kittentummy

glad Coffee had a nice vacation

planning a weekend getaway w/my girlfriends

giving you all the link (http://www.wisdells.com)

not surprised that Adam eliminated all the fat girls already on Average Joe 2

[daverbee]

I am -

Listening to Fred snore.

Watching Janet sleep.

About to do both.

Wishing all zemonkeys a goodnight!

[Avalon]

having my first cup of coffee

thrilled it is Friday!

excited to be doing a little "retail therapy" with my daughter this weekend

hoping the money fairy comes before I go

[daverbee]

I am -

Wishing Av good luck with the money fairy. If you see the little fvcker, try and find out why it keeps skipping my house.

Looking for Aleve to get me through the day with this backache.

Hoping I don't have to lift anything heavier than my own arm today.

[dinzdale]

...thinking that as long as DaveB can lift his arm, he'll still have his regular sex-life.

...here early

...needing massive amounts of caffeine....NOW DAMMIT !!!!

[daverbee]

I am -

Aware now of who that was sneaking around my window last night.

Gonna get an electric fence.

With barbed wire on top.

[chuckie egg]

.. off home in an hour - very glad about that :D
.. dubious about going to my boyfriends ex-girlfriends wedding tomorrow :(
.. secretly hoping it rains tomorrow
.. feeling bad for having such EVIL thoughts

[dinzdale]

...recommending that Audrey build you a wall.

...sure she will give you a discount

...not going looking into DaveB's house again until he does some freakin' housework. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

[Aphrodite]

I am

Happy it is sunny outside because I am walking to work

Eating chocolate eggs for breakfast

Planning my trip to Quebec City. J'adore Vieux Quebec

[Magpie]

I am

... concerned about this apparent peeping monkey behavior I'm hearing about

... wondering what a "regular sex life" means

... jealous of the trips being planned

... going to wake up my daughter (for the first time this morning) who will reply, "GOOODDDD MOM! OK, ok, okkkkk just leave and I'll get up!" as if I've already asked her 100 times. :confused:

... need coffee..........bad

[Avalon]

now rethinking my plan to wait for the money fairy due to daver's lack of interaction with said entity

formulating "Plan B" to secure extra funding for weekend

already aware that "Plan B" is actually an old standby:

plying husband with mexican food and liberal amounts of liquor until he willing separates himself from his wallet.

thinking this wrong, but willing to go with what I know works:D

also aware that husband is on to me..but will make me carry out my nefarious plan anyway.

[daverbee]

I am -

Thankful that Dinz has recognized the error of his ways.

Wishing Aphro a good vacation. Quebec! Haven't been there since 1977 and then only for one day. Beautiful, and it must be a great Springtime trip.

Not blaming chuckie at all for evil thoughts. Your boyfriend should consider himself lucky to have you!

Hoping Mags gets to enjoy a vacation sometime soon.

Reminding Av that's what husbands are for. And is one reason I'm not married! :)

[dinzdale]

...rembering a woman I met frolm Quebec once. Had a face that looked as if she had stepped on a cartoon rake.

...thinking Av's hubby will get more than mexican food before parting with a wodge of cash if he plays his cards right.

...ripped to the tits on caffeine now. Much better :)

[Red Princess]

...worried about frieda......

[Deviate]

... listening to Tenacious D
... avoiding my responsibilities
... supposed to be eating now

[Avalon]

giving DaverB a thumbs up for assuaging the glimmer of guilt I was sure to have about my husband ;)

laughing because Dinz is probably 100% correct in his thinking

looking for my own Tenacious D cd

thinking that Spring is just around the corner and it is time to clean closets before adding to the mess.

remembering how I felt when I found out what happened to the last batch of stuff I gave to the Goodwill
:p

[bealeblues]

... completely out of the loop on the new monkeyboard

... adrenalized from whipping ass in court today

... going back to BR early 'on assignment'

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Avalon
because Dinz is probably 100% correct

I am

...making sure this is highlighted for obvious reasons :)

[Avalon]

Sick and tired of waiting for the $ fairy..sheesh

Going home early and putting "Plan B" into action

wishing one and all a glorious weekend

saying Seeya Sunday:cool:

[Coffee]

I am

worried bout Frieda too...she hasn't posted on her blog in days, or here... :(

[daverbee]

I am -

Worried about Frieda as well.

Going home.

Thinking of a way I can make the story of how my love moved over here to be with me short and entertaining.

[Aphrodite]

I am

back from my walk to Timmy's, then home then work, then post office, then work, then home.

not going on vacation until July

worried now too because I don't like it when people go missing.

[masterofNone]

... wondering about the drug resistant TB strain and the netherlands.

[Deviate]

... clueless as to what MoN's talking about
... not cleaning like i should be
... grumpy, grumpy, grumpy

[daverbee]

I am -

Seriously worried about Frieda if there's a drug resistant TB strain in The Netherlands. Is there any way anyone can contact her besides through this board?

Going on vacation in April.

Looking forward to tomorrow...and April.

[priceyfatprude]

wondering if anyone here has spoken to Frieda, and hoping she is ok.

eating chicken, toast & bananas

getting ready to go to the gym

in need of a shower

[daverbee]

I am -

Trying to remember which thread I said I'd post the story of how my girlfriend ended up moving here to be with me.

Having no luck whatsoever.

Going to the random thread and posting it there. Anybody who wanted to read that will eventually find it, I'm sure.

(Chicken, toast, and bananas? I am now trying to recall if I've *ever* eaten those three things at the same meal. Must be nutritionally balanced or something. Glad to know you're taking care of yourself, pfp!)

[Frieda]

i am

- OK! :)
- back from germany
- still drunk from the past 3 days
- having another party tonight
- looking like shit
- not spreading TB
- sorry i worried you guys
- going to make dinner
- going to dress up as an 80's moron for the party

[Aphrodite]

I am

Happy you are safe and well

drinking apple cider

back from work already

[ally]

drunk
tired
happy

[daverbee]

I am -

Very relieved to know Frieda is OK!

Glad to know she's healthy enough to party heartily!

Recalling that I looked pretty much the same in the 80's as I do now...apart from less hair on the top of my head and the gray beard now...

Also happy.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Frieda
i am

- OK! :)
- back from germany
- still drunk from the past 3 days
- having another party tonight
- looking like shit
- not spreading TB
- sorry i worried you guys
- going to make dinner
- going to dress up as an 80's moron for the party

I am glad you are TB free
An 80's moron and proud of it!
Happy I finally memorized the Nicene Creed.

[Coffee]

I am

relieved to see Frieda

appalled that Pfp could make fun of "eggplant and ketchup" and then be able to use chicken and bannana in the same sentence let alone eat them together....bleeeecccchhhh.

enjoying some tunafish and lime jello on a cornbread roll with pistachio sauce on top.

[ally]

Originally posted by Coffee
I am

relieved to see Frieda

appalled that Pfp could make fun of "eggplant and ketchup" and then be able to use chicken and bannana in the same sentence let alone eat them together....bleeeecccchhhh.

enjoying some tunafish and lime jello on a cornbread roll with pistachio sauce on top.

wondering how that last combination is possible withou dying off food poisoning.
not hungover.
still tired.

[daverbee]

I am -

going to fix one of my weekend breakfasts. (Posted elsewhere)

a bad boy for doing so. (But I don't care because...)

mowing lawns today. (Yech!) (I have had a loooooong hatred of lawn mowing. My sister suggested I get a goat. I told her I'd probably just end up hating goats.)

[Wldchld]

... enjoying a lazy morning,

... thinking about playing in the garden today

... wondering about daverbee's weekend brkfst????

[red]

I am

unable to swallow

suffering from mild dehydration

tired of eating only ice cream

[daverbee]

I am -

Thinking ice cream sounds like a pretty good diet to be on.

Hoping Red is OK.

Going to take a shower after finishing the lawn duties.

Considering napping for the rest of the day.

Wondering what wldchld has in her garden.

(Weekend breakfast - Read with caution. Just being in the same room with these words can cause your cholesterol level to go up 10 points. Scrambled eggs, sauteed tomatoes mushrooms and onions, Emeril's andouille sausage, toast, cheese grits, lots of orange juice, two cups of coffee.)

edited for spllng errors

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by daverbee
...edited for spllng errors
to add them?

[Wldchld]

i am...

thinking daverbee needs to cook brkfst for me!... i'll even consider mowing!:D

setting the water out on my plum trees, butterfly bushes,lilies,irises, roses & other things i have planted the past couple of years. i have planted so many different things the past couple of years, i don't remember what they are!

deciding it is time for a quick bite then back out to play, it is just so pretty today!

[ally]

i am


wondering what red can't swallow....

[dinzdale]

...working on Sunday for no money

...leaving soon to be with my beer

...going to come to work tomorrow with a hangover

[Avalon]

reporting that "plan b" worked and was mutually beneficial

shopped out..til the next time

saving up for the next time already

remembering how the 18 month old went Linda Blair on us at lunch

not taking the 18 month old out with us again for a very looonnngg time

hoping everyone had as much fun as I did this weekend...exorcist moment aside lol

[catbelly]

I am

Happy to see Frieda!

Happy to read daverbee's happy story of internet romance

not so happy to be at work :mad:

[priceyfatprude]

letting Coffee know that the bananas were for dessert.

wondering if he's ever had South Seas Fried Chicken & Bananas

thinking "prolly not"

[Aphrodite]

I am

Happy after a day of cruising and photo safari with my best friend

sorry to hear about Red's esophogeal disfunction

drinking a green tea from Timmy's

Wishing there was something to look at in my garden besides muddy slush

[masterofNone]

...working at 9:00 on a sunday. how sick is that?

... looking forward to sun and sea

... wondering where a guy could go to meet about 10 single women a month or so.

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.adultfriendfinder.com

[masterofNone]

yeah, see? no.

[nycwriters]

A friend of mine tried eharmony.com and said it was weirdly accurate for setting him up with women of like mind.

Another girlfriend of mine convinced me to put up several of my male friends at greatboyfriends.com ... that proved interesting, although it lead nowhere for me at the time I tried it, but I hear Oprah loves it and there's a female equivalent called greatgirlfriends.com I believe.

[masterofNone]

i was thinking more of the real world.

[catbelly]

I am

personally very satisfied with the Ze board :p

trying to work but not doing so well

impressed at MoN's capacity for 10 women per month!

[nycwriters]

eharmony hooks you up in the real world. it just prescreens them before you meet 'em.

[Coffee]

I am

thinking MoN should check out the ballroom dancing scene in his area.

remembering a M/F ratio of 3/5 at most BR events I attended (and a significant % of M's were gay thus altering the actual odds to something approaching 2/5).

sure that anyone that can count to 3 can waltz.

1,2, 5 (3 sir) 3

[Avalon]

I have heard tell that the grocery store and/or the laundramat are hot singles spots on certain nights. You have to eat and have clean clothes so..

[nycwriters]

I met mine at a karaoke night at a local pub.... but given all that I've endured the past year, I'm not sure I recommend that. ;)

[masterofNone]

hmmmm. ball dancing and karaoke. better. i've been thinking about going to church. if i could just get pat the whole religion thing. maybe a lutheran church... i mean, lutherans are hardly a religion.

[masterofNone]

or, i guess i meant, barely.

[catbelly]

I met my ex at a bus stop!

[Avalon]

church is a good idea..better than say, crashing un needed 12 step programs or joining a militia unit. Yeah..church is good.
But what do I know?? I married my mail man.

[catbelly]

Whoa!! That sounds like an excellent story Avalon ...

[Avalon]

It is cat, it is lol I will tell you all about it sometime ;)

Keep the faith MoN..they have mail ladies too ya know!

[Deviate]

tired after a long weekend
bored after a long weekend
a little down after a long weekend

[Wldchld]

i am...

tired

mixing a drink

going to kick back & chill for a while

[daverbee]

I am -

Awake.

Wishing I wasn't.

Going to make the best of it since I am.

[chuckie egg]

I am..

.. suffering from toothache
.. bored
.. driving myself up the wall, I think :rolleyes:

[daverbee]

I am -

Wishing chuckie all the best for a recovery without visiting the dentist!

Going to brush my teeth.

Putting more serious effort into planning my vacation. (Three weeks away!)

[ally]

hoping that chuckie egg feels better soon, toothache, yuk.

advising daverbee to make a list.

[daverbee]

I am -

Taking ally's advice.

Going to brush my teeth again now that lunch is over.

Happy.

[Avalon]

I am

wondering if Ze saw this, of if they had to ask permission:) In which case,yeah, he did see it lol

From the e mag..The Mouthpiece,humor sites

HOW TO DANCE PROPERLY

Perhaps you'd prefer the 'Hanging Out... Casual' style of
dancing. A perfect start for the just-initiated, it says, "I'm
hip, but prefer the quiet side of nightlife, please respect
that."

http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/index.html

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

[surflugen]

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo board.
I am trying to stay focused on tying up some loose projects.
I am hoping to make it to the end of the week.

[lvlycwgirl]

--nursing broke feet
--eating chocolate cookies
--trying to figure out the new message board (new to me)

[daverbee]

AI am -

Wondering how cwgirl managed to break both feet.

Welcoming her to our little family of lunatics.

Going back to work... :p

[Aphrodite]

I am

now waiting for the weekend paper so I can see my first ad ever for my business

anticipating a huge rush of customers from my one 4.5 X 4 inch ad(Hey a girl can dream!)

cold

[daverbee]

I am -

Wishing Aphro best of luck!

Going home.

Going home!!!!!

[lvlycwgirl]

I am wondering the same Daverbee....too young to have soft bones:confused:

[masterofNone]

welcome, miss.

[Frieda]

i am

- feeling happy
- feeling sad
- sorting out laundry

[lvlycwgirl]

--waiting for the clock to show 1700
--wondering where Daverbee is going on vacation
--still eating chocolate cookies

[Deviate]

Originally posted by masterofNone
welcome, miss.
HA! MoN has the POS! wooo!

go forth and welcome, MoN. here's some earplugs for the journey.

[masterofNone]

i don't have the requisite licenses. i was just imitating a cowboy. talk to beale. he moves his absolut bottles to the recycling center with it.

[Deviate]

excuses excuses. last time i checked, first welcome makes you worthy.

[ally]

gay.

[Aphrodite]

I am

getting ready for work

feeling groo-vy (you've got to sing that one)

looking forward to a warm day of 3 degrees. Woo Hoo!

[ally]

posing far too much in that pic.

[chuckie egg]

being ignored :(

[ally]

not ignoring chuckie egg

[chuckie egg]

being ignored by a certain person not from this board

thanking ally anyway :)

[daverbee]

I am -

Not ignoring chuckie! How are ya?

Heading to Western North Carolina on April 9th for a week of hiking and exploring with friends.

Not doing the stuff they pay me to do...

going to do that in a little while.

[ally]

thinking of making a cake. lots of chocolate & stuff. yum.
hungry.

[chuckie egg]

jealous of daverbees hiking holiday

being sent random pictures of hamsters from the said ignoring person, thus not ignoring me anymore

[ally]

thinking it was probably better being ignored!

[chuckie egg]

wondering when ally will read my pm..

[daverbee]

I am -

Going to do some work now...really!

Looking forward to my hiking holiday! It's been too long since I saw those mountains.

Wondering...why hamsters?

Agreeing with ally.

Off to get things done!

[ally]

realising that i have a pm, ooooh!!!

[chuckie egg]

also wondering "why hamsters?"

[Avalon]

Happy to wake up and find that the weather man was right..once in a row

Running home at lunch time and opening some windows!

Hoping MoN isn't miffed at me for teasing him about the church thing :(

[Deviate]

... pissed at my browser
... getting ready to go to the gym
... starting work in the morning

[daverbee]

I am -

Also going to the gym.

...well, that's about it...

[Coffee]

I am

Not going to post much today as I would'nt want to be accused of being a tub thumper.

[Avalon]

out of the loop..
wondering what a Tub Thumper is
wondering if I am one??:confused:

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Avalon
out of the loop..
wondering what a Tub Thumper is
wondering if I am one??:confused:

see "word of the day challenge" thread...

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Coffee
see "word of the day challenge" thread...

thanks:)
Not sure I feel better about the whole thing tho lol

[Frieda]

i am

- god farking horny dammit!
- sorry for my language

[ally]

being a tub thumper for the day.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by ally
being a tub thumper for the day.

proud of Ally for stepping up to the plate :cool:

[daverbee]

Speaking of stepping up to the plate...

I am -

Gonna check the local baseball teams schedule and see when we can go.

Gonna check the local hockey teams schedule as well.

Going back to work. Countertops await!

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by Deviate

... starting work in the morning

wanting to know what devs job is..

[daverbee]

I am -

Suddenly realizing that, yeah, Dev got a job! Whassup?

Not doing mine.

Hoping chuckie's tooth is behaving today.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
wanting to know what devs job is..

*cough*Hooker*cough*

[Coffee]

Cangrats Deev. I hear it is an honorable profession.

[ally]

*coughpimpcough*

[Audreyvgs]

I am

wanting to see a picture of a tub-thumping hamster doing Dev's new job.

[Frieda]

i am

- wondering where the hell to start when cleaning my room
- still horny
- eating a kitkat bar

[ally]

Originally posted by Frieda
i am

- wondering where the hell to start when cleaning my room
- still horny
- eating a kitkat bar

thinking naughy things after having read that frieda's 'horney' & 'eating kitkat' in the same post...

[daverbee]

I am -

Gonna have the jingle from the Kit Kat commercials rolling around in my head for the rest of the day! Thanks, Frieda!

Going to find something loud and raucous to put in the CD player to get the Kit Kat jingle out of my head. Maybe King's X.

Hoping it works...

[daverbee]

Oh, now that puts an entirely new thought loop rolling around in my head! I *really* appreciate tha-at!

:p