I am

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Clytie
I AM almost dun working!

---harry sidenote...hes been play and toured with his dad since he was a kid...his first album was when he was 18! Nope, he was 11.

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=UIDSUB040405101925321909&sql=Ayxk9kettjq79

[Clytie]

I AM
Home from the concert....
had a total blast
super hyped....
smitten with Harry ConnickJr---hes sooo funny!

dude.... I thot he just did stuff with his dad when he was 11...never knew they recorded it! :D niftyO

[Frieda]

i am

- tired
- tired
- hungry

[weissenflatz]

I'm

-In the office
-busy with so much, that I cannot start with anything
-bored with this job

[Frieda]

i am

- not in the office yet, thank god
- going to have breakfast for the first time in months
- tired

[zenbabe]

........watching Breakfast Club......

[xerocs]

I am

- Almost completely done writing the medals packages for my troops... all medals with valor even.

- tired

- catching a cold

[zenbabe]

.......getting very sleepy....

[weissenflatz]

Wishing Zen good night

[chuckie egg]

I am

still extremely tired

sad :(

needing a break

[daverbee]

I am -

Sending hugs Chuckie's way so she isn't so sad.

Swamped at work.

Gonna go try and dig my way outta the swamp.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Clytie
I AM
Home from the concert....
had a total blast
super hyped....
smitten with Harry ConnickJr---hes sooo funny!

dude.... I thot he just did stuff with his dad when he was 11...never knew they recorded it! :D niftyO

His dad was the DA in New Orleans; did he sing in court?

[daverbee]

I think everyone in New Orleans is a musician, aren't they?

*********************

I am -

Satisfied with the little bit of stuff I got done this morning.

Going to the fitness center as usual.

Hoping to accomplish more this afternoon.

[fodder]

a sister
a mother
a best friend
a principal
a wife

http://home.comcast.net/~bhs60/images/Corny.jpg

[red]

you are full of sh1t

[fodder]

a waiter
a stoner
a really great guy

http://users.rcn.com/stoner3/corny.gif

[red]

I liked the principal better.

[fodder]

well. i liked you a lot better

before you changed.

[Magpie]

http://home.comcast.net/~bhs60/images/Corny.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]

Loving this PINK typewriter!

[beckstra]

1... occasionally thoughtful

2... hopelessly romantic

3... altruisticaly realistic

[Frieda]

i am

- tired
- having the weirdest kind of headache, where your temples seem to pop out and your eyeballs can only turn to the right and back to the middle
- totally freaked out by the above

[Clytie]

i am
coming down with something....i slept in and then took a nap b4 coming into work...

[Frieda]

i am

- drinking koffee ekstra stronk
- about to shoot into a hyper
- glad i took a day off tomorrow

[red]

I am

trying to beat Frieda's score in Rocket Mania (fat chance)

ignoring my work

going to the baseball game tonight

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by fodder
http://users.rcn.com/stoner3/corny.gif Smartypants???!?!?!?! :confused:

[catbelly]

I am


Loopy

Amazed that it is "suddenly" dark outside

Wondering if that really is Smartypants?!

[priceyfatprude]

still hungry.

happy for having exercised twice today.

wondering what the rest of the month will hold.

[Clytie]

i am
---feverish

---thinkin sleeping in the buff might be good for that

[Frieda]

i am

- worried
- tired
- cleaning my room

[daverbee]

I am -

Hoping Frieda is doing OK and that her worries work out for the best.

Hoping Clytie feels better.

Thinking sleeping in the buff sounds like a good cure for anything!

Beset with things to do today.

Gonna go do 'em.

[chuckie egg]

I am

still really tired (thought last nights work out would fix that - evidently, it hasn't)

sick of the smell of that guys REALLY strong aftershave who was just in here

bruised - in every way

[weissenflatz]

I am

not hungry anymore, because just had lunch.
looking forward to the evening
looking outside, and sun shines.

generally happy

[Aphrodite]

I am

thinking that I really DO need to get some vaccuum bags.

curious about my night last night, confused...

happy I worked on cards yesterday afternoon

Hoping Frieda's better and comfy in her room.

[LadyCrow]

I am...

-slacking @ work before 9:00am (new record)

-kicking myself for not watching HP & The Sorcerer's Stone this past Sunday; scenes from POA were included, which I've heard were good (I always miss the good shite)

-anxiously awaiting my special order of NIN music, which I was stupid not to purchase when it first came out

[Frieda]

i am

- feeling awful
- proud of having been able to fill 2 garbage bags with shit and throw them away
- kind of disappointed that that was only 2 square meters

[LadyCrow]

I am...

Happy I weeded out all of my old clothes & threw/gave them away

Hoping Freida feels better

Thinking that Freida needs the following:

http://www.adeepplace.com/cards/pooh-balloon.jpg

;)

[Aphrodite]

I am

Proud of Frieda for cleaning 2 whole meters of her room

Wondering if Clytie feels better

Putting off getting ready to start my day in the business world.

[masterofNone]

curious about 'dite's curiousness

already sweatin'.

fearing the 90° day ahead.

going to pick up pots.

[Frieda]

i am

- thanking you guys for the nice words :)
- going to make copies of my passport
- wishing every body good luck with their days!

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad Frieda is feeling a bit better.

Finished for the day...or is that "Had enough for one day"?

Going HOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[red]

I am

getting writer's cramp

waiting on toner

wondering about Vegas

[Hermione]

... nursing my hand back to health.. writing for 100 minutes straight really kills you!

[Spicy Jack]

I am

trying to keep myself entertained for the next hour and a half at work.

bored.

really bored.

[Hermione]

... suggesting SPICY to go to http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/ to cure the boredom

[Spicy Jack]

I love you!

[lapietra]

frustrated because Websense blocks all games... :(

[Hermione]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
I love you!

everybody does:):):)

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by lapietra
frustrated because Websense blocks all games... :(

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!!! :mad:

[Frieda]

try and search on google for the games. sometimes someone mirrors a game on a site that isn't blocked!

[daverbee]

I am -

Tired.

Full of nachos and pie.

A bad boy for eating nachos and pie after working out.

Not giving a rat's ass.

[Spicy Jack]

Is there a day where you DON"T eat nachos?!?

I am jealous. You eat nachos everyday. Why must you taunt me with your nachos? You know I love nachos. Nachos have cheese. Salty yummy gooey cheese. Now I have to search for nachos!

[daverbee]

Only on a weekly basis. Too mucho nachos makes daver a fatto.
Sorry...

******

I am -

Homeward bound.

[Spicy Jack]

I am

sick from over-endulging on nachos. I blame daver.

[lapietra]

I am

gonna make another birthday cake this weekend - woo-hoo!! :D

excited about a new project my boss has given me...

eating a colorful, crispy, yummy salad

looking forward to using my new walking shoes (haven't bought new ones since 1997 or so... :eek: )

[Klynne]

tryingtogetwellhaeakidneyinfetion
sikofthisdangkeyboard
lookingforwardtotrip

[priceyfatprude]

...in the mood for chicken nachos now, you bitchez.

...realizing it's not the keyboard, Klynne, it's the Cipro + Darvocets cocktail your dr gave you for that kidney infection. Darvocets = some gooooooood shite.

...sore as all hell from my temp job today & yesterday. And not going back tomorrow.

[Hermione]

... excited for lala

... happy that i didn't go to school today

.. excited because I bought shoes for prom and a halter top bra.. weird...weird bra..

... going to go dance now

[Frieda]

i am

- tired
- wearing my new shirt
- wondering how weird surbhi's bra is :D

[daverbee]

I am sick from over-endulging on nachos. I blame daver.

I am -

Amazed to learn that one can overindulge on Nachos.

Thinking Spicy and I need to do a study on this matter. Think we can get some grant money from somewhere? Maybe the Taco Bell people?

Full of fish and chips. And pie again. This is getting bad now, folks.

Glad to be going back to the Okefenokee tomorrow. No incentive to overindulge on anything when all you have to eat is what you bring!

[Spicy Jack]

yeah, well, they weren't "just" nachos. :o They had cheese, and sour cream, and globules of guacamole, pico de gallo, salsa, more guacamole, more cheese and like a whole chicken. It must have weighted over a pound and completely filled the "to go" box. and I ate EVERY LAST ONE! :eek:

and now they sound good again.

[daverbee]

They'd sound good every day!

I am -

Hungry again and I just ate.

[Frieda]

i am

- drinking coffeetinis
- burping
- blah

[Spicy Jack]

I am

- full, and therefore tired. They had a BBQ for us "little people" here at work. I took them for everything they got.

- happy. I picked up my Gee-tar! Now I need to learn how to play it.

[lapietra]

- eating a sandwich a coworker gave me

- eating a salad another coworker gave me

- enjoying being fed

- proud of my latest creations:

http://www.mariannestone.com/jewelry/prpl-n-blck-earrngs_web.jpg

http://www.mariannestone.com/jewelry/purple-and-blck-ncklce_web.jpg

[daverbee]

I am -

Amazed once again at the talent all the people on this board seem to have!

Hoping for tickets when Spicy makes it to Carnegie Hall.

Going home in ten minutes.

Hoping those ten don't feel like ten years...

Hoping everyone has good weekends!

[Avalon]

have a good one Daver:)

Lala, how lovely!!

Spicy..you go girl!

[dinzdale]

...saying "have a good weekend one and all"

[Frieda]

MMMFFF
yeah
madf

[Clytie]

i am
laughing at the patients here... i just got mooned by a really old guy

[red]

I am

sitting on my couch

watching lame Three's Company reruns

*snif*sniff*thinking I need to go take a shower

[Hermione]

... reading my email

... ordering stuff off amazon

... going to read Life of Pi again

[Frieda]

i am

- going to have dinner
- going to the pub after that to pay last night's bill
- going to watch alien: resurrection tonight

[daverbee]

I am -

Back from the Okefenokee.

Glad I opted for hiking instead of canoeing. The yellow flies were fierce and would have been hell along the canal!

Amazed at all the wildflowers that popped up just over the last week out there.

Hungry.

Watering the lawn. (Bleah!)

Doing the laundry.

**********************************

I was -

A bad boy. Bought two more orchids. Both with tons of buds on 'em.

[Frieda]

i am

- bored
- hungover
- gaaahh

[daverbee]

I am -

Full of some DAMN good Jambalaya.

Fighting sleep in order to watch Nickel Creek on Austin City Limits.

Sleepy.

[Frieda]

i am

- going to sit outside in the sun
- hoping that i don't get another sunburn
- going to have breakfast

[daverbee]

I am -

Taking a break from chores.

Hungry.

Dirty.

Off to the shower.

Off to the grocery store. (After the shower...)

[Hermione]

.... talking to my best friend who lives in jolly ol' england

... making plans

... a bit bummed

... in pain because of my STUPID JAW!! ao;gfiawcm; oefih;!!

[Gatsby]

I am

- Back from a short zehiatus
- Returning to the real world tomorrow morning
- Sorry my vacation is over

[Frieda]

i am

- tired
- having a headache
- browsing the book of the suicide bunnies

[moel]

Originally posted by Frieda
i am
- browsing the book of the suicide bunnies i like the hardware store one.

[Frieda]

yes me too
and the one with the aliens

[moel]

when she bought it she said the little old lady at the counter gave her the worst look, i wonder why

[Frieda]

maybe she once decapitated a bunny herself in one of those turning doors

[moel]

Originally posted by Frieda
maybe she once decapitated a bunny herself in one of those turning doors actually she put one in a plastic bag and set it on her porch.

[Frieda]

hmmm that one's not in my book

[moel]

she invented that one, she was helping it die

[Frieda]

oh new ones! good good!! excellent

[Gatsby]

Joseph Beuys, 1960s performance artist, did a piece, "How To Explain Pictures to a Dead Hare":

"On November 26, 1965, Beuys put the hare into the leading role in an Action. The title: How to Explain Pictures to a Dead Hare. The place: Galerie Alfred Schmela, in Düsseldorf, a gallery that had commited itself early and strongly to Beuys and had done a great deal to promote his reputation. Beuys sat on a chair in one corner of the gallery, next to the entrance. He had poured honey over his head, to which he had then affixed fifty dollars worth of gold leaf. In his arms he cradled a dead hare, which he looked at steadfastly. Then he stood up, walked around the room holding the dead hare in his arms, and held it up close to the pictures on the walls; he seemed to be talking to it. Sometimes he broke off his tour and, still holding the dead creature, stepped over a withered fir tree that lay in the middle of the gallery. All this was done with indescribable tenderness and great concentration."

[Frieda]

i am an educated fool with money on my mind

[trisherina]

Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

[moel]

i'm the kinda g that little homie's wanna be like

[zenbabe]

waiting for Sopranos to come on cause I got a blue moon in my eyes..

[trisherina]

watching Tony's extended dream sequence

[red]

I am

wishing I was stargazing

enjoying my clean kitchen

tired of tv

[Hermione]

... full

.. lacking motivation

.. sleepy

[Clytie]

i am

- wishing for company
- realizing its 2am
- thinking i should go to bed
- not tired

[Frieda]

i am

- tired
- tired
- going to work

[daverbee]

I am -

Lost. Overslept this morn but still got into work on time. Now I feel like I'm about two mintues later than I should be on everything I do. Weird feeling.

Gonna go play catch up for the rest of the day.

[Coffee]

-staying the night in a green tortise hostel on my way home...

-thinking i'll pay m ore attention to the A vs. P after rail arrival times next time I book a rail trip

-stoked I didn't have to sleep outside the train terminal...or pay a realllllyyy high Seattle hotel rate.

[dinzdale]

Whassup ? Catbelly's Inn and Knocking Shop closed ?

[Frieda]

i am

- tired
- hungry
- tired

[Aphrodite]

I am

At work (internet at work = cool)

hungry

still making cards

[daverbee]

I am -

Looking forward to Aphro's handiwork.

At work. (I agree)

Going back to do some work.

[Frieda]

i am

- completely paranoid
- tripping
- gah!!

[Hermione]

... in soooooo much pain!!!!!!

[dinzdale]

from ?

[Hermione]

whitening my teeth!! arghhh.. I hate the fact that I do not have enamel.. :::: freaks out ::::

[Avalon]

I am

wondering what Surbhi is whitening if she doesn't have enamel?!?

[Hermione]

lol.. she is whitening her dentine.. note to all.. not a wise decision.. OMG.. I want to die right now.. :mad: :mad: :(

[Avalon]

ohhhhh. sorry. Ouch!

[Avalon]

I am
thinking Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are idiots. They named their child APPLE for crying out loud!

Apple Blythe Allison Martin. Can't wait for the rest of the fruits to be jealous:rolleyes:

[dinzdale]

...thinking Surbhi wont fit in in England if she has white teeth..:(

[Hermione]

hahaha

[Avalon]

Surbi..be sure to check out the "GREAT BIG BOOK OF BRITISH SMILES" before you go;)

[Frieda]

i am

- calm

i think
:eek:

[Clytie]

i am
---er...i have a headache... *sighs*

[daverbee]

What a co-inky-dink!

I am -

Afflicted with a headache right now as well!

Going to get some Aleve.

Logging off and going to bed. Sleep well, monkeys!

[Clytie]

bed...? i still have 4 hrs of work left!

[Aphrodite]

I am

relaxed

well fed

comfy

[Spicy Jack]

I am

convinced Aleeve has crack in it

laughing at my dog who grabed the end of the toilet paper roll and ran in out of the bathroom and all the way to the bottom of the stairs

trying to figure out how to put the internet-stuff-card-little-gray-thingy on my laptop (and make it work). Hmmm.

[Clytie]

i am

trying to figure out how to get on YIM with out gettin into too much trouble at work.... firewalls are so easy to get around mauhahahaaa

[daverbee]

I am -

Remembering all those wonderful times I got to re-roll the toilet paper after Janet discovered what fun it was to play with and how much more fun it was to watch me re-rolling it.

At work.

Not wanting to be.

[chuckie egg]

I am

also at work

also not wanting to be

looking forward to the weekend when I'm partying in London :)

[daverbee]

I am -

Looking forward to London Postcards!

Looking forward to drunken rants written on London Postcards!

Reminding Chuckie to always have a designated driver.

Going to do work now. Bye.

[chuckie egg]

I am

already in possesion of Oldham postcards

trying to make it to the post office to buy stamps

[Aphrodite]

Daverbee. If you hang the tp so it comes off at the back the kitty can't unroll it by the little running motion they use. Same goes for kids. That's why toilet paper should always be hung to hang off the back. :)

I am

awake

caring for my best friend who showed up this morning not feeling well.

looking at the dark sky and thinking about my bike ride to work today.

[masterofNone]

impressed... having never heard a good rationale for one flop of the tp over the other.

going to go reverse all the tp in the house.

getting set to finish a number of things today.

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad Janet has outgrown her fascination with toilet paper.

In a reeeeeeally bad mood.

Hoping the afternoon goes better than the morning did.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by daverbee
Glad Janet has outgrown her fascination with toilet paper.

Ex-girlfriend ?

[Frieda]

i am

- tired
- tired
- bah

[Clytie]

i am
on my 3rd mocha!
goin nutz at work
its been HECKTIC alll daaaay too many ppl in the ICU todaY!

[Aphrodite]

I am

home having cycled to work and home again without getting rained on.

pleased that MoN liked my TP skills

happy that this coming weekend will be the last weekend I have to stay home as jailor

[Frieda]

i am

- tired
- tired
- hungry

[chuckie egg]

I am

pleasantly full up

drinkin' a beer

[Hermione]

.. amazed at how well I spoke spanish to the guys who are doing our backyard.

[Frieda]

i am

- wishing i could speak spanish
- going to read a bit
- hoping to sleep for a while after that

[Deviate]

tired
wishing i didn't have a meeting in an hour and a half
worrying about silly things

[Frieda]

i am

- hyperactive
- going to call the book store tomorrow
- hungry

[Clytie]

i am
wishing everyone would just go naturally

[daverbee]

Ex-girlfriend ?

Cat.

****************

I am -

Hoping I can get through the rest of the work week without sticking a gun in my mouth or someone else's.

Going to the fitness center, not to exercise, but to exorcise. I find that if I mentally put someone's head under the wheel of the recumbent bike it makes working out a whole lot more fun! Especially on weeks like this.

Not in a good mood.

[Magpie]

I am

... Due in court w/the ex again in a couple hours
... Automatically going to think of Vaseline when I see him
... Planning on de-stressing w/a couple drinks tonight
... Wearing my new bright orange panties :p

[lapietra]

I am

-wishing Magpie luck
-envious of her undergarments
-thinking I need some new undergarments :D

[daverbee]

... Wearing my new bright orange panties

Under white slacks? :D

********************

I am -

Just about to get through this day without killing someone...wish me luck.

Wishing Mags luck in her latest courtroom endeavors.

Going to collect red bags.

[Frieda]

i am

- a jealous bitch
- tired
- tired

[bealeblues]

... getting stoked about vegas in 23 days

[Avalon]

Best of luck Magpie!

Daver..best of luck to you..but if you must hurt someone, feel free to practice on Mag's ex husband!:mad:

[dinzdale]

or Beale

[Gatsby]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
Daverbee. If you hang the tp so it comes off at the back the kitty can't unroll it by the little running motion they use. Same goes for kids. That's why toilet paper should always be hung to hang off the back. :)

Oh. My. God. This is brilliant! And yet so simple!

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
Daverbee. If you hang the tp so it comes off at the back the kitty can't unroll it by the little running motion they use. Same goes for kids. That's why toilet paper should always be hung to hang off the back. :)


I am...

... living proof that the above doesn't work for kids. It takes about 30 seconds for them to develop a workaround. It might work with cats.

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by funkytuba
I am...

... living proof that the above doesn't work for kids. It takes about 30 seconds for them to develop a workaround. It might work with cats.

There are always exceptions to the rule. You are exceptional.;)

[Frieda]

toilet paper should always be hung up like that.

[Magpie]

I am

... back from court
... pleased but skeptical that the Judge ordered my ex to begin reimbursing me the $676. each month for our kids med. insurance (which he was ordered to maintain 5 yrs ago, then let it lapse, then a year ago was ordered to reimburse me each month for the cost of putting the kids on my husbs. plan and hasn't...hmmm, anyone see a pattern here :rolleyes: )
... frustrated with the speed of the court system
... disgusted that he and his atty would play dirty, make insulting accusations yet not have the balls to look me in the eye.
... going out for BBQ ribs and copious amounts of alcohol now :)

Thanks for the well wishes all :)

[Hermione]

.... hoping that everything works out for Mag

... In pain.. stupid wax

.. tired

... so glad I did my spanish homework yesterday

.. really excited about my government project!

[Frieda]

i am

- finally going to bed
- hoping i won't be depressed tomorrow
- sorry

[Audreyvgs]

i am missing Mags immensely. :(

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Magpie
I am

... back from court
... pleased but skeptical that the Judge ordered my ex to begin reimbursing me the $676. each month for our kids med. insurance (which he was ordered to maintain 5 yrs ago, then let it lapse, then a year ago was ordered to reimburse me each month for the cost of putting the kids on my husbs. plan and hasn't...hmmm, anyone see a pattern here :rolleyes: )
... frustrated with the speed of the court system
... disgusted that he and his atty would play dirty, make insulting accusations yet not have the balls to look me in the eye.
... going out for BBQ ribs and copious amounts of alcohol now :)

Thanks for the well wishes all :)

I am:

hoping you get every penny.

glad that at least, even if he's slow to pay, it has been decided in your favor and will be a lot tougher for him to get out of.

You rock.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Frieda
i am

- finally going to bed
- hoping i won't be depressed tomorrow
- sorry


I am

hoping, too, that you are not depressed tomorrow.

wishing you a better day

thinking that we're all due for a good day

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Magpie
I am

... back from court
... pleased but skeptical that the Judge ordered my ex to begin reimbursing me the $676. each month for our kids med. insurance (which he was ordered to maintain 5 yrs ago, then let it lapse, then a year ago was ordered to reimburse me each month for the cost of putting the kids on my husbs. plan and hasn't...hmmm, anyone see a pattern here :rolleyes: )
... frustrated with the speed of the court system
... disgusted that he and his atty would play dirty, make insulting accusations yet not have the balls to look me in the eye.
... going out for BBQ ribs and copious amounts of alcohol now :)

Thanks for the well wishes all :)

From one who has been there and done that...YOU THE WOMAN!!
Whoo hooo for you Magpie!!

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad I'm not the only one having a bad week.

Sorry the rest of you are having bad weeks.

Wishing better days for everyone.

Up late.

Going to bed. 'Night, monkeys!

[Klynne]

I am

Sorry you guys are having a bad week

Have to admit I am having one as well

Confused as hell

[Frieda]

i am

- thanking you guys for all your kind words
- going to do some laundry
- tired

[weissenflatz]

I am

happy Frieda is better
glad to hear the laundry is being attended to
advising Frieda to take a nap

[Frieda]

i am

- just getting this day started!
- going to have breakfast first
- going to see you later! :)

[Audreyvgs]

i am


awake early
finally going to the gynie and get some meds before i kill some one/thing

[Frieda]

i am

- HUNGRY
- trying on old pants to see if they fit my new enhanced fat behind
- trying to think of more advantages of getting a bigger behind

[weissenflatz]

I am

Hungry too
Advising Frieda not to have a fat ass

[chuckie egg]

I am

wishing it was that easy to get rid of a fat "ass"

meaning to achieve the said task, one day

[sparticle]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
I am

wishing it was that easy to get rid of a fat "ass"

meaning to achieve the said task, one day

What -- there are no divorce courts in England?


OHHHHHH -- you meant, as in slimming....

[sparticle]

I am

debating on whether to get a haircut or grow it longer

debating on whether to add red highlights or leave it alone

debating on whether it's worth spending the money on either procedure

[Avalon]

I am
advising Spart solely on the color thing...GO FOR IT!
If you don't like it, you can color over it. Have fun!!
And, yes...because: YOU are worth it :D

[daverbee]

I am -

Also glad Frieda is feeling better.

Reminding her that some guys like women with big fannies!:D

Hoping, hoping, hoping today is better than yesterday.

Going to find out now...:confused:

[Frieda]

i am

- confused about the use of the word "fannies"
- still weighing 60 kilos so it's not really fat but it is fatter than it used to be
- HOPING HOPING AND HOPING THAT I GET TO BUY THAT HOUSE!!

[laughingbuddha]

I am

- out of words.. whewwwwwwwwwww

[dinzdale]

...reminding Frieda, that some men definately prefer her arse now

...reminding Frieda that some men wont sleep with stick insect skinny women

...reminding Daverbee that *fanny* in England means something more "forward" on the anatomy - thus his preference for a larger vagina hasnt gone unnoticed.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by dinzdale


...reminding Daverbee that *fanny* in England means something more "forward" on the anatomy - thus his preference for a larger vagina hasnt gone unnoticed.

Whoa..I now see why the brits say we don't speak English, but that we speak American :eek:
Next person who says they are going to smack my *fanny* is going to get my fist in their face :mad: Let'em wonder why!!:p

[sparticle]

Originally posted by dinzdale
...reminding Frieda, that some men definately prefer her arse now

...reminding Frieda that some men wont sleep with stick insect skinny women

...reminding Daverbee that *fanny* in England means something more "forward" on the anatomy - thus his preference for a larger vagina hasnt gone unnoticed.

I am....

- larfing myself fit to bust over poor daverbee's unintentional verbal funny

- experiencing a general feeling of bonhomie at Dinz' encouragement to Frieda to be happy about herself just the way she is

- and gradually, as I read the remark about stick insect skinny women, feeling a dimming bonhomie and a growing resentful rage and shaking a bony fist in Dinz' direction.

"Hey, you farker -- you'd want to put a cork in that lest I come over there, stand on a chair with a fifty pound weight round my waist and sort you out!"

[dinzdale]

...apologising to any stick insect women that may have been reading my previous post.


You can have a piece of English sausage too. :)

[Avalon]

:confused:
who's getting sausage? :p

[sparticle]

Originally posted by dinzdale
...apologising to any stick insect women that may have been reading my previous post.


You can have a piece of English sausage too. :)

I don't like English sausage. It frightens me.

[dinzdale]

...surprised Sparty is scared by anything :)

[daverbee]

I am -

An American. I make no apologies for the colloquialisms I use. I would expect no apologies for the colloquialisms used in other countries.

Going back to work.

Fark you. Thanks for making my fair to partly cloudy day that much cloudier.

[Avalon]

I am

hoping Daver cheers up soon:eek:
*not used to seeing you crabby,though everyone is entitled*

[dinzdale]

... surprised a fairly decent large vagina joke didnt do the trick.:(

[sparticle]

Originally posted by dinzdale
... surprised a fairly decent large vagina joke didnt do the trick.:(

I am...

thinking of a rugby song!

"It'd take a Welsh miner to find her....."

[Spicy Jack]

I am

hoping Daver cheers up. I suggest nachos.

telling Frieda to show off that booty (ass- for those who need translation) Think mini-skirt

thinking it would be cool if Sparty chopped the hair and went wild (and maybe even do something to it to make her kids roll their eyes and groan, I'm thinking bright pink LOL)

[Frieda]

i am

- thinking about the mini skirt idea.. hmm.. i definitely do not have mini skirt legs. i have other features to show ;)

- wondering why daverbee is as aggressive as i usually am

- wondering why that girl named Fanny i used to have math class with in high school didn't change her name

[dinzdale]

...wondering if Frieda went to school with Fanny Blankers-Koen, the famous Flying Dutchwoman.:confused:

[Frieda]

i am

- definitely not that old!

[Clytie]

i am
-laughing at this post
-smiling for the first time since i got to work

[lapietra]

- happy to be at work (I actually like it here! :eek: )

- hoping everyone's week is improving

- wondering what to do about lunch today

[daverbee]

I am -

Slowly getting my sanity back.

Feeling numb.

Going home in ten minutes.

Grateful for my zefriends.

[lapietra]

- curious what daverbee had to put up with this week

- asking myself whether I'm curious enough to ask

- worried that I'll be sorry for asking

- happy that whatever it was, it seems to be over

[Clytie]

- awake, and its not cuZ i was up all night
- working dayshift
-NEEDING COFFEE

[daverbee]

I am -

Still not feeling that chipper.

At work.

Gonna do stuff and see if that takes my mind off trivial problems.

[chuckie egg]

I am

sending daverbee good vibes - and Brithugs (the best kind ;))

[daverbee]

"Brithugs"...that sounds nice!
Thanks!

[laughingbuddha]

I am

... on a roll

[daverbee]

I am -

Not eating rolls at lunch today.

Running errands at lunch so probably won't eat anyway.

Hungry.

[daverbee]

I am -

Working late.

Not wanting to but it's overtime, so I'll put up with it.

Feeling better by the minute!

[catbelly]

I am

Happy daverbeeeeeee is feeling better!

Wondering what to wear to my cousin's wedding

Waiting for the tylenol to kick in

Feeling annoyed and frustrated at my friend K who won't stop being snarky to her ex, then gets all hurt when he is snarky back to her, and won't admit that she's being snarky in the first place ... oy vey

Wishing I didn't have to work for a living

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad Miz Belly posted so I wouldn't be posting on top of my own post again.

Wondering if I've ever used the word "post" that many times in the same sentence before.

Doing laundry.

Full of cake. (Thanks to the Lala Cake thread which put a serious craving for cake in me!)

Going to empty the dishwasher now.

Going to bed early. On a Friday night. Because I need sleeeeeeep!!!!!!!

[rmr]

having a beer.

[sparticle]

I am

- watching the Indians, who may or may not beat Tampa Bay

- eating a whole bag of Rold Gold Honey Wheat Braided Twist Pretzels in lieu of dinner -- "seasoned" with an occasional handful of M&M's

- enjoying the peace and quite of nobody home but me -- Mr. Sparticle is playing hockey, son has taken a girl to her prom, and Wee Sparti is over at a pal's house.

- thinking there is no better cure for PMS than baseball, a bag of pretzels and M&M's, and the house all to yourself

- hoping these bastards can win this one after the shelling they took from Chicago Wednesday -- 15-3 -- good God, y'all.

[durden's ego]

i am --- having a beer and reading what i am saying to myself

[Frieda]

i am

- having a headache
- tired
- bah

[daverbee]

I am -

Done with the laundry I started last night.

Not watching the Lightning/Flyers game tonight. I've already had one heart attack, I don't need another. Go Bolts!

Going to watch a friend's daughter in a dance recital tonight.

Hungry.

Going to Aud's website to look at orchid art.

[funkytuba]

.... reeling a bit having gotten paged 4 times between 11pm and 8am

.... not sure I would pass a Turing test this morning

.... bummed at NYC being so selfish as to not fully document her RMRNCounter last night with 5x7 glossy photos and a streaming play by play broadcast :mad:

[Deviate]

wondering how i passed out in front of the computer last night
wishing i had some aspirin
not wanting to go out into the light

[Aphrodite]

I am

awake though feeling rather cobwebby this morning

wondering about Jose Cuervo

full of breakfast.

[Frieda]

i am

- feeling odd
- going to lose my mind again
- bah!

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by funkytuba
.... bummed at NYC being so selfish as to not fully document her RMRNCounter last night with 5x7 glossy photos and a streaming play by play broadcast :mad:

Aww I'm sorry man. Next time OK?

... surprised I'm not hungover today.

... wondering how Rimmer's feeling.

[bealeblues]

... beyond hungover today

... glad a package was received

... cleaning the house

[Clytie]

i am
annoyed that my power is out
cranky cause i have no internet
at a library so i can be online...
realizing how addicted i am

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Aww I'm sorry man. Next time OK?


... going to let NYC off this time

... just done with a nap

... wondering how the computers over there at raptureletter.com are going to know when to send the letters

[masterofNone]

... trhinking that they might be rigged to a deadman switch like they have on trains. as soon as someone slips away to heaven the switch is released and the emails are sent.

[Klynne]

I am

doing laundry
wondering how I got this strange little hole on the inside of my index finger (underside)
Looking forward to my vacation next week....

[Frieda]

i am

- stressed out
- thirsty
- having a headache

[Klynne]

I am

Hoping Frieda feels better

Hungry, mixed nuts for dinner again

Wishing someone could cook a meal for me:( too lazy to cook for myself. Maybe I should order a pizza?

[Clytie]

i am
leaving for Hawaii in 2 hours!
killing time til i have to catch my flight

[Magpie]

Have a great time! Get a great tan! Buy a dashboard Tiki!

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images8/tiki.jpg

[daverbee]

I am -

Sooooo jealous of Clytie! Have a great time!

Glad the Lightning won last night! My boys is gonna play for The Cup!

Not sure I can watch any of the games. I don't need ulcers at this point in my life!

Going to mow the lawn. Last chore of the weekend! Woo-hoo!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Klynne
I am


wondering how I got this strange little hole on the inside of my index finger (underside)


-shaking my keyboard upside down just in case any spiders are living under the lesser used keys.

-wiping lots of bread and cookie crumbs into my trash can, but no spiders.

-wondering if spiders can hold on to the underside of lesser used keys better than bread and cookie crumbs.

[Hermione]

.. tired

...sore

[Gatsby]

-Leaving for Key West in two days
-Dreaming visions of fantastic postcards
-Scrambing to finish a research paper on NAFTA before I leave

[masterofNone]

recommending gatsbygirl stops at lorilie's in islamorada on her way down. great place to spend an evening.

[Deviate]

tired of the Science Channel for once
wondering where the weekend went
not wanting to teach kickboxing this week

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by GatsbyGirl
-Scrambing to finish a research paper on NAFTA before I leave

HA! I did my third year thesis on this at university. You'll have to let me know your thesis and I'd be curious as to what's changed since its inception (I did mine prior to its inception -- which, ya know, kind of dates me).

[Gatsby]

I'm doing a comparative paper on labor and movement of workers across the border between the EU (a customs union which allows for free movement) and NAFTA (a free trade area which does not allow for free movement).

Haven't developed a thesis yet, really it's a summer-long paper, but my prof wants something on paper before I leave. So I have to figure out whether free movement is a good idea or not. Still researching...

[nycwriters]

Oh the EEC is a prime model for comparison ... I've actually gotten into debates with people about how some of the failings of the EEC have potential failings indicators for NAFTA. However, if you look at reciprocity agreements between the US and Canada over the centuries, beginning with the very first one in 1812 (I'm probably wrong on the date, but it was around that time) ... and subsequent reciprocity agreements; any time there was a recession the US pulled out. This current agreement is the first one where that didn't happen.

My thesis had to do with projection of good/bad values for all countries involved. From what I can remember, it wound up being a stale deal for Canada because of duty tariffs that protected industry in Canada would become vulnerable once those tariffs were erased.

I'd be interested in reading your report about labor movements when you're done though -- considering I'm one of those statistics ... the first five years I was in the US was on a NAFTA visa. And it does allow for greater freedom of movement than policies had previously.

[nycwriters]

Oops! forgot to say that what's bad about the NAFTA visa is that it's subject to vulnerabilities of cancellation of the agreement ... however, it has improved the "movability" of labor -- because thousands upon thousands of these visas were issued for jobs ranging from IT professionals to publishing specialists to engineers.

[daverbee]

I am -

Wondering how surbhi's prom went if she's tired and sore. You didn't start another brawl, did you?

Hoping Gatsby has a great time in the Keys! If you're driving, stop in Jax and see me!

Making a huge pot of vegetable beef soup for dinner. Didn't have any stew meat so I'm using some sirloin I cut up. This is gonna be a helluva pot o' soup!

Going out to set up the sprinkler and water the front lawn.

[Deviate]

really enjoying this raspberry wasabi sauce
thinking i'm going to go out and lay in the hammock
wishing it were yesterday

[daverbee]

I am -

Courier for the week.

Hoping the courier job this week doesn't have much to do.

Looking forward to getting out of that building and away for a while after last week.

Off to get things done.

[chuckie egg]

I am

wondering why God invented Mondays

ready to go home now

upset that I'll have to wait another 3 and a half hours

thinking too much

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad Monday is half over.

Hoping Chuckie is home now and relaxing.

Hoping the afternoon is slower than the morning was!

Not holding out too much hope of that...

[Spicy Jack]

I am -

hopeing that Daver does not taunt me later with stories of nachos.

burning CD's at work and just plain messing around.

need a new job after realizing I spend 20 hours a week commuting. that made me sad. I need nachos.

[daverbee]

I am -

Skipping lunch today due to being the courier and having too many places to go.

Considering nachos for dinner now even though I have two huge containers of beef vegetable soup to go through at home.

Going out to fight Jacksonville traffic again. Wish me luck...

[Avalon]

watching them destroy my street.

[Audreyvgs]

thrilled for Funklette!

[Gatsby]

I am...

...packing for my trip tomorrow
...hot as hell (and I do mean the temperature, dahlinks)
...SO HAPPY FOR THE FUNKLETTE!!! Happy birthday, little one!

[Hermione]

.. happy for mr. funky and mrs. funky

... groggy.. I just woke up from a 5 hour nap..

[Aphrodite]

I am

finished a long weekend

happily playing on the net

drinking iced tea/ sweet tea for those in the states.

[bealeblues]

sweet tea. gotta love the confederacy....

[zenbabe]

......watching blind date

[daverbee]

I am -

Off to be a courier. Woo-hoo!

Hungry.

Sleepy but awake enough to drive.

Wishing I was still asleep.

[xerocs]

I am...

In need of some serious affection.

[Audreyvgs]

awwww, zen's not awake yet, but I'm good for a hug or 10.



oooooooooooxooooooo snuck one in there!

[xerocs]

I am...

Happier now.

[chuckie egg]

I am

cold
bored
tired
willing this afternoon to pass quickly