I am

[Spicy Jack]

I am

EXAUSTED

so tired

so so tired

ow

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad xerocs is happy.

Sorry Chuckie is bored, cold, and tired.

Wondering why Spicy hurts?

[Spicy Jack]

so tired it hurts to move...to keep my eyes open...blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... i think i'll pass out right hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..................

[daverbee]

I am -

Strongly recommending nachos. The Universal Medicine!

[Spicy Jack]

mmmmmmmmmm........naaaaachooooooooosssssss

[dinzdale]

..NOT SORRY FOR SPICY JACK AT ALL, THE DIRTY STOP-OUT

Now get to work cheese breath....

[Spicy Jack]

shut up dinz

[trisherina]

I am

watering the lawn.

Rain tonight!

[dinzdale]

All night Mozarella party?....or are you eating Gouda alone, sneaking Romano when no-one's looking, hustling to pay the cheeseman off.....Yeah, I know you can handle it....yeah you've just got a cold, that's why you're shaking, huh?....give it up Spicy, you're cheesehooked and you're not coming back from the big deli binge are ya, huh?....How ya feeling now Stilton Head? Not so cool anymore, 'zola girl....

:(

[Spicy Jack]

JUST GIVE ME SOME CHEESE

and no one will get hurt. well, maybe just DINZ

[dinzdale]

That's not the answer Spicy and you know it....PUT THE VELVEETA DOWN
You dont NEED cheese, we love you as you are...

[red]

velveeta is not cheese

[dinzdale]

They'll snort anything once they're on a Cheese bender.

[red]

You'd think a softer cheese wouuld be easier on the nose.

[Spicy Jack]

Hee hee hee hee heee......

http://www.bbqlodge.com/cheese/cheese_2_1.jpg

[lapietra]

I am
- trying to decide what to have for lunch
- only able to think of one thing, for some reason
- trying to FOCUS!!! :D

[daverbee]

I am -

Back from a Focus Group, oddly enough.

Trying to get back into focus after fighting sleep through the Focus Group.

Wondering why they always pay for their new ideas by cutting back on our expenses and laying people off.

Going back into Jacksonville traffic. Wish me luck...

[xerocs]

I am...

Bored, I think I will go touch myself...

[bealeblues]

... wishing i didn't just read that last post

[Spicy Jack]

I am

not gonna die

listening to the dumbfarks test the fire alarams ...ALL DAY

nibbling golden yummy heavenly goodness

[daverbee]

Spicy Jack wrote:
nibbling golden yummy heavenly goodness

Vanilla wafers? :p

[durden's ego]

still looking around

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by daverbee
Spicy Jack wrote:
nibbling golden yummy heavenly goodness

Vanilla wafers? :p


Yes.... Vanilla Wafers. ;)

[daverbee]

Vanilla Wafer Nachos?:D

[Spicy Jack]

mmmmm.....nachos......mmmmmmmmmmmm

[lapietra]

I am

-happy that xerocs feels bored and relaxed enough to touch himself

-wishing I had time to do that right now

-eating a chocolate-covered raspberry instead

-thinking it's not quite the same

[zero]

i am -

at a coffee morning?

in an embroidery club?

on a bus tour?

[AllegroNg]

..lending Lala my NYC souvenier (you know the one!)
..wondering if the golden heavenly stuff is the result of human waste?:o

[Spicy Jack]

CHEESE

[xerocs]

I am...

In desperate need of coffee.

wondering about some of the people.

craving the coffee....

[daverbee]

I am -

Back on the road. (See Good Morning thread)

Hungry.

Gonna eat chocolate for breakfast.

[chuckie egg]

I am

jealous of Daverbees chocolate!

glad my week is over half way over

[laughingbuddha]

I am...

HUNGRY!

[red]

I am

laughing at AllegroNG's comment to Lala.
(I know what souvenir she's talking about :p)

having a hard time buckling down to work.

wondering why a graphic designer needs to learn SAP.
(will SAP even work on a Mac?)

[daverbee]

I am -

Tired. Been on the run the whole day. This is the first break I've had!

Hoping this is it for the day. Usually quiet in the afternoon unless there's a specimen going out for research.

Looking forward to the weekend and a Monkey Meeting in Savannah with Klynne!

[Spicy Jack]

I am

full of NACHOS

going into food coma

needing coffee. stat.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by red
I am
laughing at AllegroNG's comment to Lala.
(I know what souvenir she's talking about :p)


me too :D 'Fraid that won't do it for me... I need something a little more organic (or that at least looks it <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_106.gif' alt='Dizzy' border=0></a>)

[daverbee]

I am -

Tired.

Going to bed. To hot to putter around the yard, nothing to do in the house. I'll read and then sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[straymonk]

I am

offering organic souvenir services free of charge.

procrastinating on studying.

wishing it were Friday.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by straymonk
I am

offering organic souvenir services free of charge.



oh my. :)

[Hermione]

.. dissecting a pig tomorrow

[Deviate]

pissed
pissed
pissed

[Hermione]

.. sending deviate good vibes.. I hope you feel better!! :)

[daverbee]

I am -

Wishing surbhi good luck in her career as a butcher in a BBQ Restaurant.

o/' On the road agin'! o/'

Hungry for chocolate. An underappreciated breakfast food!

[chuckie egg]

I am

a slacker
getting there slowly

[red]

I am

irritated

grumpy

intolerant

[daverbee]

I am -

Fortunate enough to have a lunch break today! Woo-hoo!

Gonna waste it posting stuff here.

Thinking this will be the most productive lunch break I've had in a long while. Even if just to keep Spicy and Dinz from killing each other.

[red]

I am

taking lunch early

taking a looong lunch

thinkin 'bout having a margarita at lunch.

[Spicy Jack]

I am

making a mess

have nothing left to do

here for 6 1/2 more hours

[daverbee]

I am -

Thinking about how much fun it is to work somewhere they let you make a mess. You should see the woodshop right now! :D

Gettin' back o/' On The Road Agin'! o/'

Proud of me for wasting an entire lunch break on the zeboard! No, not wasting...enjoying.

[lapietra]

i am

- about to tuck into a bagel and some coffee

- getting excited about the reunion

- looking forward to the three-day weekend

[Willow Sylph]

I am...

1) Ready to crawl under my desk and take a nappy-poo.
2) Trying not to get caught playing on the board by my nosy co-worker.
3) Thinking I should get some work done here pretty soon.

[daverbee]

I am -

Going home in 25 minutes.

'Nuff said...Enjoy your evenings, Monkeys!

[Spicy Jack]

I am

filled with taquitos covered in mucho guacomole and cheese

in food coma...once again

[lapietra]

I am

- wondering how Spicy gets away with eating all those nachos

- hoping she'll share her secret with me (lots of dancing?)

[Spicy Jack]

I am

not getting away with it.

[lapietra]

I am

- sending my condolences

- knowing that the cheese is worth it ;)

[red]

I am

annoyed with my coworkers

thinking about sneaking out early

hoping I can calm myself down before getting into traffic

[daverbee]

I am -

Feeling guilty about teasing Spicy with nachos. (Exercise, honey! Looots and lots of exercise!)

Not getting away with it, either.

Needing to follow my own advice. As if I didn't get enough exercise already...

Going back to the Stanley Cup game. Go, Bolts!

(Edited to point out that in the South, it's perfectly OK to call a member of the opposite sex "honey"...just in case anyone on this board gets offended.)

[straymonk]

I am

- thirsty.

- wondering why I can't find a score for the Lakers/T-Wolves game on the $%!*@ information superhighway!

- wondering what I have to eat in the fridge.

[daverbee]

I am -

Back on the road today. For the last time until the courier goes on another bender...er...vacation.

Thinking burritos for lunch. Sound like a plan, Spicy?

Considering posting pictures of my gardening endeavors some day.

Off to do wonderful things for my employer!

[Spicy Jack]

I am

having burritos for lunch ;) Good call Daver!

still drizunk and hungover :(

not wanting to be at work anymore.

[red]

I am

over myself

having lunch bought for me

leaving early today!

[daverbee]

I am -

Thinking that when people buy lunch for me I get full of myself! I salute you for your humility, Red!

Full of burritos. Lunch of the gods!

Tired now after a hectic morning.

Dreading all the chores waiting for me at home tonight and tomorrow.

Still looking forward to Sunday when we meet Klynne in Savannah!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by daverbee
Dreading all the chores waiting for me at home tonight and tomorrow.

I am...

...advising Daver to remember who is boss and who is wearing the pants.

...allowing for neither Daver nor his good lady wearing pants where my above statement becomes void.

[daverbee]

I am -

Unfortunate in that my significant other doesn't live with me.

[daverbee]

Dinzdale wrote:
...allowing for neither Daver nor his good lady wearing pants where my above statement becomes void.

Good call...

[Hermione]

... leaving for school..

.. going to donate blood today... or at least.. i'm going to try for the fourth time

[daverbee]

I am -

Not allowed to donate blood. Since I'm on blood thinners due to the heart attack, they say they can't accept my blood. Strange since they are always insisting that they are desperate for blood and accepted healthy cardiac patients in the past...

Taking a break.

Heading back on the road in a little while, I'm sure.

[priceyfatprude]

...wondering if I should call the Blood Center & let them know about my kidney disease? They had a gallon or 2 of my blood that they took 10+ years ago.

...thinking it won't matter.

...needing more coffee before the gym.

[dinzdale]

...rejected by the blood bank too, as I lived in the UK for more than 6 months they tell me that I may have Mad Cow Disease :eek:

[Spicy Jack]

is that what they are calling it?

[daverbee]

I am -

Surprised by that. I read an article the other day that said the FDA is so lax about checking for Mad Cow that it's possible it's already widespread in the American population. What difference would letting you donate blood make?

Edited to add:
Watch it, you two, you're both still on a short leash!
Spicy, leave Dinz alone. Dinz, don't let Spicy get to you.

[red]

hee hee
I donate on a regular basis. Sometimes after we donate, we go have margaritas. cheap buzz and you are doing your bit for humanity.

[dinzdale]

Soon as I answered the questions, they said "Sorry you mad fvcker!!!" and that was that....


I did half a good laugh once when the AIDS scare started them asking the questions.
When asked "Have you ever had sex with another man?"
I replied "What, even accidently?"
They were not very amused.....

[Willow Sylph]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Soon as I answered the questions, they said "Sorry you mad fvcker!!!" and that was that....


I did half a good laugh once when the AIDS scare started them asking the questions.
When asked "Have you ever had sex with another man?"
I replied "What, even accidently?"
They were not very amused..... ROFL!!

[Spicy Jack]

Don’t give blood on an empty stomach and then get a triple espresso and down it real quick.

[daverbee]

Spicy Jack wrote:
Don’t give blood on an empty stomach and then get a triple espresso and down it real quick.

Is that advice not to do it or is it a real rush?

I read in one of Hunter S. Thompson's books that he was in a drive in movie theater somewhere in Oregon once and they had a free blood pressure testing machine outside the consession stand.
He got a bright idea, and went inside and downed about ten scorching hot cups of coffee and then plunged his arm into the ice machine hopper.
He went outside and sat down at the blood pressure machine and it registered no pulse and no blood pressure. He said all the people there were totally amazed as he walked away.
Dunno if that's a true story or not. Knowing HST, it could be either...

[Spicy Jack]

Is that advice not to do it or is it a real rush?

Both. Major rush. I think I levitated at one point.

[dinzdale]

An out of cheese experience?

[Spicy Jack]

oh, I hope I never have one of those. I always keep an extra brick handy.

[Clytie]

i am
BACK FROM HAWAII!!!!!!!!
*hulas*

[Hermione]

... wondering if clytie had a good time

... sad because i didn't get to donate.. again.. the red cross hates me

[Spicy Jack]

i am

home....at last.

so happy to be here.

super excitied about getting 3 post cards.

[lapietra]

i am

- thinking I have absolutely no excuse if I don't manage to get my Monkey Mail out after this weekend

- having a lot of trouble deciding what to send who (I have this attachment to propriety, you see, in terms of each person's perceived personality... :rolleyes: )

- happy that Spicy is home safe and ready to start her weekend!

- hoping she has enough cheese to last her three whole days...

[Clytie]

i am
tired...but i had a blast! *dances around*
sad...they lost my luggage (ALL MY CLOTHES!!!!)
working all weekend...extended shifts

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad Cytie had a fun vacation!

Tired as well.

Going to bed.

Busy all day tomorrow.

[Hermione]

... sad after hearing what avalon is going through

... crying a little

... praying for avalon and her family

... hoping that everyone is doing well tonight.

[Smartypants]

...thinking of you too, Av.

[Wldchld]

I am

wondering what happend to Avalon, & hoping everything turns out ok.

Hating my comp. it finaly died. Now I have a few weeks before my new one gets here!

Hope everyone takes care as I will be out of sync for a while. Gotta run, hope to check in soon. :D

[daverbee]

I am -

Hoping Avvy can heal soon and be back with us.

Glad to see wldchld is still around!

Through with chores for the weekend and vegging the rest of the day! Woo-hoo!

[Frieda]

i am

back from hell

[Clytie]

I am
happy!!!!!!!!!!
they found my luggage...all in one piece...er 3 pieces...but yea u get it

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad Frieda is back from hell.

Glad Clytie has something to wear to work.

*******

We are -

Getting ready for our trip to Savannah.

Having a good weekend!

[Frieda]

i am

going back to hell for a bit

[bealeblues]

... kicking it with lil'beale

... waiting for vegas




did i mention i'm waiting for vegas?

[daverbee]

I am -

Rested.

Ready for a short work week.

Downloading pictures tonight, posting tomorrow.

[chuckie egg]

I am

exhausted

[Aphrodite]

I am

awake and have coffee

pleased with my weekend photo safari

pleased to have my pc running better but ticked because it was broken for most of the weekend.

[weissenflatz]

I am

well fed after a nice lunch, getting ready to stop working early, and enjoy the sunny afternoon!

[ally]

eating hot crusy bread straight out of the oven (with butter, marmite & peanut butter on)

[Spicy Jack]

I am

at work, on time, again. I rule.

counting down for Vegas.

juiced up on coffee and fajitas. (luckily I have gum)

[daverbee]

I am -

Not eating fajitas for lunch. Probably red beans and rice or pasta fagioli, whichever the cafeteria is serving.

Off to the fitness center.

Looking forward to it.

[Gatsby]

Originally posted by ally
eating hot crusy bread straight out of the oven (with butter, marmite & peanut butter on)

I am

wondering what marmite is?

wanting to move my cat's butt off my arm but she's sleeping and I don't want to disturb her, but ew

sad my vacation is over and I have to go back to work today

[daverbee]

I am -

Going back to work after an extended lunch.

Wishing I could take a nap.

Thinking that since I have keys to just about every room in the building, I probably could...

[ally]

marmite is black & salty.




hmmm, that's not a whole lot of help is it, can anyone remember which thread the marmite explanation is?

[lapietra]

history of marmite (http://www.accomodata.co.uk/marmite.htm)

[Clytie]

i am
having a horrid day

im goin to die...

called in on sat...(after tryin to get a cover---i got one and then was told i was too late and couldnt switch it even tho i had someone to work it)

was a no call no show for overtime...

my elbow on my left arm is really really swollen! (I fell on it)
and i spraind my arm...so i missd the first 4 hrs of my shift today (was supposed to be here at 11)

and someone thought a comment i made at work was racial...so now i have to have a meeting with my supervisor get counselling!

[rapscalious rob]

• hoping i hear something about the travel itinerary for the trip that’s coming up in 2 weeks
• wondering which extension is causing the other computer to crash
• considering the profitability of selling postcards or prints…
• vowing to excercise more
• getting back to the deskwork

[daverbee]

I am -

Sending Clytie a {{{HUG}}} and a ton of good thoughts!

Home.

Going out to feed the dogs.

In the RAIN!!!!!!!!! It finally rained!!!!!!

Coming back in to feed the cat after that.

Hoping somewhere in there I can feed me.

[Hermione]

... also giving clytie a hug!!!

... tired of doing projects

... sleepy

... ready to graduate!

... counting down the days until graduation.. !

[Clytie]

i am
smiling
- this board perks me up...nothing like the monkeys to put a smile on your face

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by daverbee
In the RAIN!!!!!!!!! It finally rained!!!!!!

I am...

giving my monitor the finger after reading this post by daverbee. *geeks out* (not to daver himself, just the monitor. ;) )

exhausted after pulling an all nighter.

exhilarated at receiving my fag-hag shirt for Pridefest this coming weekend.

ready to take my face off & hit the new jersey knit sheets.

wondering what marmite tastes like.

glad the new job likes me! They really likes me!

hoping everyone else's day went well. :)

[weissenflatz]

I am

-suffering from a small flu which is stealing my voice
-sounding like anyone after drinking 1 liter of bourbon
-surrounded by sunny weather, so convinced my flu will pass over soon.

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad Clytie is feeling better!

Glad someone finally recognized all the good qualities in our PFP!

Wishing surbhi a wonderful graduation and giving her profuse congratulations!

Hoping weissen feels much better and quickly!

**************

I am also -

Not fully awake.

Gonna go do stuff anyway.

Hoping I'm more awake than this when it comes time to get in the car and drive to work.

Certain that when I get out in traffic I'll wake up PDQ!

[Clytie]

I am

at work....*checks watch* at 745...normally im not even outta bed for another 3 hours! ~~ahhh dayshift!!

not as tired as i should be for only getting 3 hrs of sleep

not lookin forward to the 'racial counselling' blah

[chuckie egg]

I am

recommending Clytie has some coffee

craving marmite

bored

[bealeblues]

... finally posting

... realizing i don't have too much to say

... counting down to vegas--- now at 9

[Clytie]

i am
thankful for the suggestion
drank 2 cups
feeling more alive

[Gatsby]

i am

jittery from too much coffee
watching Family Feud (which is such a guilty pleasure)
shirking my daily obligations

[daverbee]

I am -

Wishing I could go to Vegas, too.

Dreading going to Orlando in two weeks with my supervisor to install a cabinet I'm building. He's a good supervisor but incapable of doing anything with his hands.

Plotting ways I can get one of my co-workers to go instead of him. Hee-hee!

Wishing the air didn't smell of burning wood.

Going home in a half hour.

[dinzdale]

I am...

...reminded of a tale of ages ago, travelling to Rotterdam with my supervisor.
After the second day's work, Mr Boring as he shall be known, asked if I wanted to accompny him to the "bathroom showroom to look at taps and fixtures for his kids' bathroom" otherwise he would pick me up later from outside the OQ Strip Club and Brothel.

...wondering why he bothered asking.

[daverbee]

Dinzdale wrote:
...wondering why he bothered asking.

Probably needed a dictionary to look up the word Brothel. He must have thought it was some kind of restaurant...

[Aphrodite]

I am

looking forward to the weekend,

unable to sleep later than 5am lately

drinking a great cup of coffee

Oh and enjoying my new tan.

[daverbee]

People tan in Canada?

******************

I am -

Glad it's payday.

Also looking forward to the weekend.

Looking forward to our company picnic!

[Clytie]

i am
realizing this is the first week that im working everyday OVERTIME! *cartwheels*
wishing i had finished all my laundry *sighs*

[trisherina]

...sure hoping that the jellied salad I sent for Teacher's Appreciation day isn't seen as tantamount to a declaration of war.

:(

It's good, really!!!!

Coke salad with pecans (http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/2950/salads.html)

[Spicy Jack]

Warm cream cheese to room temperature, chop finely. Dissolve Jell-O in boiling water, add the finely chopped cream cheese. Let cool. Add Coke and cherry juice, mix well and let jell slightly. Add pecans, cherries and pineapple, mix well. Finish jelling. Do not use chopped pecans or home canned cherries or your kids will rename this to something disgusting

Hmmm...i don't think it would be the canned cherries or chopped pecans that would make this disgusting....

[red]

I am

wondering who the other 7 "invisible" memebers are

thinking they are chicken

feeling sick

[daverbee]

I am -

Full of nachos again.

Hoping my Stomach Mate is, too.

Wishing this day would go by a little bit faster than it is...

[red]

daverbee's invisible, you chicken you.

[daverbee]

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaah!
My cloaking device works!
Today the zeboard, tomorrow THE WORRRRRRLD!!!!!!!!!

[red]

I am

mildly amused

gather my stuff together for SAP training (whine, b1tch, moan)

excited about dinner out tonight

[trisherina]

Spicy Jack!!! It's GOOD, REALLY!!!!

:D

[daverbee]

I am -

Picking up some prints I had done for Aud after work.

Going grocery shopping after that. Most people hate grocery shopping. I love it!

Thinking of going to bed early tonight...

[Clytie]

i am
having ThunderCat flash backs http://www.80schildren.com/images/cartoons/thundercats/thunderlogo.gif

[Hermione]

..mad

[Aphrodite]

I am

relaxed and fed

tanned (yes Daverbee we tan as soon as it is warm enough to go outside)

getting a bigger clientelle

[lapietra]

I am

- eating an entire meal of vending machine crap

- kicking myself for not bringing my lunch (I have such good food at home and it would have been soooo easy) but I left too quick to go to the mechanic

- trying to decide if it's worth paying the $500+ to get my steering repaired after yesterday's near accident (had to brake like a banshee to avoid hitting the car in front of me and almost hit the cement median trying to control the car which *really* wanted to skid, and ended up damaging the the rack & pinion so it now goes *thump-thump-thump-thump-thump*) or whether I should start thinking about car payments instead... :(


(If I thought I could afford one of the cars I actually *like*, I'd be excited...wah)

[Hermione]

... suffering from a really bad headache

.. not going to my first class tomorrow ( this is the 3rd time in a row that i have missed this class)

... GOING TO SEE HARRY POTTER TOMORROW!!!!!

[straymonk]

I am

- brain fried

- filled up on dulce de leche ice cream

- going to work out tomorrow

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
I am

tanned (yes Daverbee we tan as soon as it is warm enough to go outside)

getting a bigger clientelle

You've got what...a two week window in there? :D

Glad your business is taking off! Congratulations!

[daverbee]

I am -

Feeling like it's still Monday. Eccch!

Glad tomorrow is Saturday.

Looking forward to our company picnic tomorrow. We get to eat good food, hang around with co-workers somewhere besides work, and watch those co-workers throw eggs at each other. (Our egg toss games tend to get a bit out of hand...)

[lvlycwgirl]

I am

glad I finally got back to the board !!

[daverbee]

We are -

Glad you're here, too! Where ya been?

[trisherina]

I am

writing the recipe for Coke salad for the principal. (She's such a gracious soul.)

wondering what to do with all this leftover Coke salad.

vowing never to venture into the unknown territory known as jellied salads, ever again.

looking at policies and procedures all day, yes for sure.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by trisherina
wondering what to do with all this leftover Coke salad.

snort it up a crisp twenty dollar bill?

[daverbee]

I am -

An hour away from gettin' the hell outta here.

(That pretty much sums it all up right there...)

[Audreyvgs]

I am wondering what coke salad is?

[zenbabe]

CHERRY COKE SALAD

Recipe By :
Serving Size : 4 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Salads Beverages

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
40 oz Cherries -- Dark, Pitted, 2 cn
3 oz Jello -- Cherry Gelatin (1
pk)
20 oz Pineapple -- Crushed, (1 Cn)
1 c Coca-Cola
1/2 c Chopped Pecans

Heat cherries and their juice to boiling. Remove from
heat and add Jello. Stir. Add pinapple, juice and
all. Pour in coke and nuts. Pour into an oiled 6-cup
mold. Let cool, then refrigerate at least 2 hours or
until set. Serve cold.


ew...

I am..

feeling very de-tox'd

[ally]

putting the damn camera away.

making a cup of tea.

going to bed to read, & quite possibly sleep.

[Clytie]

i am
missing you

[Hermione]

.... becoming nostalgic..

[trisherina]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I am wondering what coke salad is?

Here's my recipe, as God is my witness:

Coke Salad ... This gives a tingle to your tongue when you eat it. Great for kids!
2 small pkgs. cherry Jell-O
1 C. pecans
1 C. dark cherries
3 oz. cream cheese
2 cans Coke
1 C. boiling water
1 small can crushed pineapple
Warm cream cheese to room temperature, chop finely. Dissolve Jell-O in boiling water, add the finely chopped cream cheese. Let cool. Add Coke and cherry juice, mix well and let jell slightly. Add pecans, cherries and pineapple, mix well. Finish jelling. Do not use chopped pecans or home canned cherries or your kids will rename this to something disgusting!!!

And I swear, the principal AND the school receptionist both professed to like it. HMMPH!

[Aphrodite]

I am

Off for a bike ride. A long one. I have some aggression to deploy.

Tired of stuff

Introspective

[daverbee]

I am -

Watching a travel show about Asterdam. Now I want to visit Frieda.

I just -

Did a Google image search of Chuckie Egg's Snake Pass destination in the Pennines. Now,

I am -

Jealous! I wanna go-o!

[kahateni]

Bored

Missing my family much


Bored

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I am

too tired to sleep

too tired to do anything else

too tired

[trisherina]

laying my head on the railroad track, and waiting for the double E.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by trisherina
laying my head on the railroad track, and waiting for the double E.

Is there room for two? If so, you've got company.

[daverbee]

I am -

Dragging monkeys off the track just in the nick of time!

Assuring them it'll get better.

Hoping it does!

[Willow Sylph]

I am:

hoping Ava and trish are feeling better today.

giving you both a hug in spirit

so excited about Vegas!!

[ally]

i am


hoping thoses two ^ are feeling better

trying to teach leo how to eat artichokes.

failing.

[Gatsby]

i am

wishing I had an artichoke

home sick today

loving the light rain

[ally]

i am

wishing i had some real food as opposed to a pissy little artichoke.

wishing the next door neighbours weren't having really nice smelling bbq just outside my window.

ordering pizza.

[priceyfatprude]

wishing Ally's neighbors would invite her & Leo for BBQ.

squealing like a stuck pig about my early birthday gift.

going to do laundry like a mofo.

[ally]

i am


wishing i liked the tast of meat & not just it's smell.

glad leo's in bed.

now wondering why the neighbours didn't invite me....

[trisherina]

Originally posted by Avalon
Is there room for two? If so, you've got company.
I hear that railroad don't run no more... poor poor pitiful us!
:(

[Clytie]

i am
working til midnight tonite
being really geeky - wishing i was home and organizing my photos from hawaii
contemplating ever eating again

[Hermione]

.. sleepy

... scared

... sad

[daverbee]

I am -

Wishing PFP an early Happy Birthday!

Wondering what she got that made her do a "Ned Beatty"?

Sending surbhi a {{{{{BIG HUG!!!!!}}}}} and hoping things are brighter tomorrow.

Looking forward to more Hawaii pictures!

Going out to feed the dogs now that it's stopped raining.

Looking forward with excitement and trepidation to Game Seven of the Stanley Cup tonight. Go Bolts!

Edited to say that:

I am -

Sending ally the aroma of chicken, steaks, and baby back ribs on a huge grill! Pass the Rumboggies BBQ Sauce, please?
Hope this helps a little...

[Clytie]

i am
sad were not in the cup race
elated were in the finals!!! 87-75 first game!

BEN WALLACE!
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040607/capt.las12506070420.nba_finals_las125.jpg

[Avalon]

Originally posted by trisherina
I hear that railroad don't run no more... poor poor pitiful us!
:(

Ahh crap trish..you'll have to come to me then..we have plenty running through here. I'll wait for ya...

[ally]

i am

wishing there hadn't been a crunchy bit in that last cherry i just ate.

going camping tomorrow at the beach with leo!!

ecsctatic(sp) about having a working shower once again.

[chuckie egg]

I am

craving beer on the hottest day of the year so far (in the UK)

going crazy (seriously)

[Clytie]

i am
loving my job (no ones dead yet)
planning a camping trip
working on the ze's newest project

[daverbee]

I am -

Jealous of camping monkeys!

Considering a hike for Saturday. Haven't been out in a while.

Going to the Goodnight thread.

Calling it an early night.

[Hermione]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
I am

craving beer on the hottest day of the year so far (in the UK)



Really? Last summer when I was holiday over there it was about 37Celsius... how hot is it now?

[Clytie]

i am
having the busiest night ever at work!!!
*pulls her hair out*

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by surbhi
Really? Last summer when I was holiday over there it was about 37Celsius... how hot is it now?

I think 32c was the top temperature yesterday, in London though, thankfully! Its cooler today.. (yeah man)

[chuckie egg]

I am

going to have my name mentioned on TV! HA!

[daverbee]

I am -

Sending Clytie a wig to either wear or tear apart so she doesn't lose any more hair.

Congratulating Chuckie on her 15 minutes of fame!

Wishing it was 32 celcius here. That's around 64 farenheit, I think. We've had consistent 90 + farenheit days here for weeks. Even the rain in the afternoon doesn't cool things off, just make it sticky.

At work with a sore back. Urgh!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
...going to have my name mentioned on TV!

That's great unless it's on Look North for owning a farting duck.

[daverbee]

I am -

Waiting for Robert to get back from Jenkin's BBQ with our lunch.

Full of bagels so not really hungry.

Gonna eat anyway as Jenkin's is something you don't wanna miss...

[Magpie]

I am...

...So pleased that I've shorted myself by 3 hours thinking a very important meeting in my home is at 4pm instead of 1pm today!

...Ecstatic that the dog squirted diarrhea through out the living room this morning and that I will now be steam cleaning the carpet with that extra time I have before my meeting.:rolleyes:

...Hoping my guest doesn't open any closets and get killed by fallling debris.

...Praying that my children behave today and not run through my meeting screaming "fvcking asshat!" and "shove it up your ying yang!" at eachother.

[Spicy Jack]

I am...

...still not working. just sitting here. not working. at work.

...getting paid to sit here. :D

...hungry for soup in a bread bowl. yum. i have pizza though. yummy, yummy chicken pizza. must not eat it now.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by daverbee
I am -

Sending Clytie a wig to either wear or tear apart so she doesn't lose any more hair.

Congratulating Chuckie on her 15 minutes of fame!

Wishing it was 32 celcius here. That's around 64 farenheit, I think. We've had consistent 90 + farenheit days here for weeks. Even the rain in the afternoon doesn't cool things off, just make it sticky.

At work with a sore back. Urgh!
32c = 89.6F

my poor compy almost got to shutdown temps.. at one point last night it was 74c (that's 168.8F).. when i woke up this morning it was still 28c in my room.. (82)

today is better, more wind.. :)

[daverbee]

Wow! Summery!

I am -

Going to take a nap. As if I needed it...

[daverbee]

I am -

Not taking a nap. Lunch is over now, anyway.

[Frieda]

i am

drinking koffee ekstra stronk

:eek:

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by dinzdale
That's great unless it's on Look North for owning a farting duck.

Haha! No much less exciting than that! We're doing the flooring for this (http://www.buildingthedream.co.uk/) and some guy is going to "pretend to talk to me" on the phone... ha!

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Magpie

...Praying that my children behave today and not run through my meeting screaming "fvcking asshat!" and "shove it up your ying yang!" at eachother.

Were you the one whose kids had the fascination with the word "JesusTitties"?

EDIT: Yes it was magpie... (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=101753#post101753)

[priceyfatprude]

picturing one of the Magpie children screaming "Praise JesusTitties!!!" while running through her meeting.

in need of makeup remover.

in need of more postcards.

[straymonk]

Magpie wrote:

"...Praying that my children behave today and not run through my meeting screaming "fvcking asshat!" and "shove it up your ying yang!" at eachother."

-----------------------------------------------------

I am:

- wondering what a "fvcking asshat" is? What one might look like? Do they come in different colors? Are they one size fits all?

- on a little sugar high.

- chilly.

[daverbee]

I am -

Thinking we could corner the market on asshats if we could figure out how to make them.

At work. Bleh.

Going to see tall ships this weekend! Maybe Harry Potter if we can afford it.

[chuckie egg]

I am

teetering on the brink of insanity - one more push and I'll fall..

aaargh

[daverbee]

I am -

Throwing Chuckie a rope and urging all other monkeys available to help pull her away from the abyss!

[chuckie egg]

I am

holding on - just

[sparticle]

I am

recovering from dental work

looking forward to massive amounts of more dental work in future

wondering why dental work is so damn expensive

thinking that for this amount of money and pain I ought to at least get something to drive out of the deal

trying not to be an old grouch-bag about the whole thing

failing rather miserably

wondering if mag's kids behaved themselves the other day, and wondering if there is indeed a way to make an asshat per daverbee's suggestion

[Avalon]

Originally posted by sparticle
I am

recovering from dental work

looking forward to massive amounts of more dental work in future

wondering why dental work is so damn expensive

thinking that for this amount of money and pain I ought to at least get something to drive out of the deal


I am

Feeling Spart's pain; 2 days before Christmas I lost a filling. Ended up with 2 root canals, crowns, and a $2500.00 bill
:eek: :eek: :eek:

I know where of you speak!!! (It was just a filling for crying out loud!!)

This is a major reason I couldn't go to Vegas (even before the most obvious). So I am going to go in and gaze at my teeth every time I feel sad about not going with the party monkeys:rolleyes:

[chuckie egg]

I am

a very naughty egg

ashamed

[Clytie]

i am
here in the morning...at work
normally sleeping around this time and not even waking up for another... 2 hours!

[Avalon]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
I am

a very naughty egg

ashamed

pfft..you're just fine ;)

[chuckie egg]

thats what YOU think

[Avalon]

hmmm. okay you win, I am too tired and depressed to argue this morning. Catch me later if you want :(

[Aphrodite]

I am

using my computers new hard drive

surprisingly alert for someone who was up until 4 am working on her computer.

Curious as to why Chuckie is feeling naughty and willing to compare notes. heh heh.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
I am

a very naughty egg

ashamed

Now, egg -- if you had the audacity to be naughty, for Godsakes don't be ashamed of it -- it's an accomplishment!

[chuckie egg]

I am

ignoring this thread

[daverbee]

I am -

Hoping that if Chuckie is a naughty egg that what she means is she skipped out of work early and is now having a good ole time!

Bored! Bored!! BORED!!!

[Clytie]

i am
full of yummy chinese food... i love were i work

[Spicy Jack]

I am:

-failing at being productive

-singing in my office...badly

-anxious to leave. now. right now.

[Hermione]

...excited

.. a bit stressed out

... hot

[ally]

i am



HOME!!!!!

sun kissed, hmmm, make that sun snogged.


removing sand from places on my body i never knew existed.

[daverbee]

I am -

Hearing thunder. Might mean rain.

Logging off.

Going to go read. Then fall asleep.

[Coffee]

I am:

missing my sweetie.

coping.

adjusting to new ideas.

wishing daverbee a good read and rest.

[Klynne]

I am

Wondering where Coffee's sweetie is. I miss her too.

Still digging at these damn sand gnat bites.

Wondering if they will EVER quit itching. Farking things.

[nycwriters]

I am

... wondering if those ARE sand gnat bites! ;) Hehe. (EVERYONE GOING TO VEGAS DO NOT KISS KLYNNE!!! SHE HAS COOTIES!)

... running and hiding now. Hehe.

... wondering where the kittybelly is too.

... hoping everyone's night is superb.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by nycwriters
I am

... wondering if those ARE sand gnat bites! ;) Hehe. (EVERYONE GOING TO VEGAS DO NOT KISS KLYNNE!!! SHE HAS COOTIES!)



Don't worry guys, the doctors have assured me that it isn't anything that a little penecillin can't cure:)

[straymonk]

I am

- reaching back a few posts, and suggesting the next contest should be ZeMonkey Asshat Designs

- wanting to tell all my friends they have cooties, and then laughing in a sinster way, "Mwahahaha!"

- hankering for donuts

- procrastinating on studying for mid-terms

[daverbee]

I am -

Up early thanks to an impatiently hungry cat.

Making the best of it by playing on the internet before I have to go to work.

Looking forward to watching the boat building competition downtown tomrrow.

[ally]

i am


wishing the vegas lot a safe & happy trip.

about to have lunch.

hoping leo will have a really long nap this afternoon....

[daverbee]

I am -

Ticked off. Eric Clapton is in town this week and we won't be able to go due to financial constraints. :mad:

Looking forward to seeing all the tall ships tomorrow because that's free! ;)

Hoping Leo gets a good nap. Hoping ally is able to get a good nap in, too!

[chuckie egg]

I am

wishing I was going to Las Vegas

[daverbee]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
I am

wishing I was going to Las Vegas

Me, too...

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
I am

wishing I was going to Las Vegas

Me three

[ally]

4

[ally]

i am

grumbling about leo's choice of a 10 min nap.

feeding leo fishfingers in front of nemo, as revenge.

[daverbee]

You're a cruel woman, ally! :D

[Avalon]

Originally posted by ally
4

me 5

[sparticle]

I just ended a friendship of seven years' duration (it needed to be done, but it still feels pretty crappy) and I am planning to do a lot of moping. It's marvelous moping weather -- chilly and rainy.

All of a sudden painting the cat seems like a brilliant idea....

[trisherina]

...sending sparticle a hug ({)(}) and a big umbrella ^^J^^

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by trisherina
...sending sparticle a hug ({)(})


hrm... is "hug" some new term for "gigantic dimpled butt" ?

[trisherina]

Originally posted by funkytuba
hrm... is "hug" some new term for "gigantic dimpled butt" ?

Nay. That's a hug in MSN Messenger...

[Aphrodite]

I am

Going to the beach.

grabbing a Timmy's Coffee

biking my butt off today!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by trisherina
...sending sparticle a hug ({)(}) and a big umbrella ^^J^^

Thanks, Trisher! :)

I am

embarrassed to relate that said erstwhile friend has come crawling back, begging my clemency

even more embarrassed to relate that like Charlie Brown, I still believe that Lucy will hold the football for me

probably going to have myself to thank when the whole card house collapses again

beginning to wonder if there isn't something more to this relationship/dynamic than meets the eye, since I'm usually not so forgiving -- *sigh* -- growing up in a dysfunctional household is definitely the gift that keeps on giving

aware that my current family is dysfunctional because I am a member -- LOL! :D

damn glad the sun is out so that at least I can go for a walk and blow the stink off

thinking mr. tuba is probably the one who should really be called smartypants -- LOL

[nycwriters]

... pissed I was so self absorbed yesterday that I didn't see this.

... sorry that Spart had to make such a hard decision.

... rallying behind her, offering support -- losing a friend is like a death, it's very hard. I'm sorry.

[sparticle]

I am

NOT gonna let you say you're self-absorbed, Lady Jane! My little side dramas ain't a hill of beans compared to being concerned about your health, for Crissakes! ;)

*hug*

[Audreyvgs]

smile when you talk about my ({)(})!




hugs to all of you.

[ally]

i am

hoping that the pair of you are feeling a bit better.

thinking that neither of you are self absorbed.

sending positive thoughts to you both.

[Hermione]

.. bored

... fully awake

... missing my aunt

... wishing my brother good luck on his final exams!!

[daverbee]

I am -

Sleepy.

Sleepy.

Sleepy.

[chuckie egg]

I am

sunburnt

ow

[Clytie]

I am
unusually happy considering its a monday
*poking Daver to wake up*
HUNGRY
craving nachos!

[daverbee]

I am -

Thinking Spicy is right, we should make nachos the official food of zemonkeydom.

Still sleepy.

Getting ready to load the truck for our trip down to Orlando tomorrow. Sorry, no Disney World in the offing, just work...

Wondering how it is I've lived in Florida since 1953 and have *never* been to Disney World?

Thinking maybe that's a good thing...

[Clytie]

Disney World isnt that bad. depends on who u go with...ifyou go with your grandma...when your 17-- note it will NOT be fun

[red]

I am

sick at my stomach

experiencing heartburn

really, farking tired.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Clytie
Disney World isnt that bad. depends on who u go with...ifyou go with your grandma...when your 17-- note it will NOT be fun

I'm 54 and if we went this time I'd be going with Robert Sibley, age 56. Still not fun is my guess...

[ally]

i went to disney land at 12 with my gran & she went on twice as many thigs as i did!

[Clytie]

my overly protective grandma never let me leave her side...she dragged me to Epcot...where she stayd in Mexico...the only place thats outside in Disneyworld and semi-airconditioned

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by daverbee
I am -

Wondering how it is I've lived in Florida since 1953 and have *never* been to Disney World?


... we went to Disneyworld in November 2003 and we had a total blast. It was great to act like a kid again. I would do it again in a heartbeat.

... thinking that might be a fun place for a monkeyfest. As long as we all invade the Oak Plantation (http://display.maxvr.com/expedia/propertymap.asp?hotelid=578925&nbrd=1) ... we stayed there last time and it was freakin' amazing -- hotel for a week, airfare AND car for about $400. The hot tub is fantastic as are the three pools. Click on the map areas for virtual tours of the suites, etc... (oh and our condo could sleep four, easy, so someone pays the $400 price and then two more people could crash out -- they only have to pay airfare there).

Then we all can go to Disneyworld or Epcot or Universal Studios.... Wheee!