I am

[ally]

Originally posted by Clytie
i am
hoping that today goes well considering we have alot of empty rooms up here
thinkin that there is something wrong with docs that wear open toed stilletto heels to work!

well, that depends on whether or not theyre male of female....

[Clytie]

*laughs* they are women...but for working 24 hrs at a time. i would NEVER wear them to work

[chuckie egg]

I can't wear them full stop, how do people walk in those things??

I am

not sorting out my bosses mess

[Clytie]

and the docs are on their feet all day...

i am
happy with my cute new strappy sandles (i get to sit all day at a desk)

[daverbee]

I am -

Happy with my new hiking sandals! Finally got them broken in and am ready to hit some trails next weekend.

Going to go do some laminating.

Going to eat something first.

[Clytie]

Originally posted by daverbee
I am -

Happy with my new hiking sandals! Finally got them broken in and am ready to hit some trails next weekend.

Going to go do some laminating.

Going to eat something first.

I thought you said 'lamenting' and was gonna ask what was wrong *hits herself in the forehead* great to see you today daver!

[daverbee]

I am -

Lamenting the fact that I'm laminating. I should be home asleep. Maybe I am...and I'm dreaming I'm at work...WAKE ME UP, PLEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clytie]

*gently shakes his shoulder* wake up mr daverbee

[priceyfatprude]

...dragging my heels going to this job interview.

...wondering what I should do afterwards.

...out of a job as of Friday.

[Spicy Jack]

I am

about to enjoy SUPER NACHOS!

thinking i will go into a deep deep food coma afterwards

getting as much work done as I can now so I can pass out at work

[dinzdale]

...sleepy

...back

...blue

[Clytie]

i am
done with work in 3 minutes!

[bealeblues]

... looking at all the random post it notes on my monitor and realizing i have no clue what they refer to...

... thinking i need to re-organize my office in order to look productive b/c i doubt i get any more work done today

... still shellshocked by spicy's post of those fvcking mimes or whatever the hell they were

[Spicy Jack]

what?

these?

http://www.versaphile.com/fanwork/sg/files/htmimes.jpg

[sparticle]

Is that Ti'ilk and the Boss Guy from Stargate? (dunno how to spell Ti'ilk or know the brass' name -- only been watching the show for two years for Chrissakes).

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by sparticle
only been watching the show for two years ...

That's OK, Dory :)

[sparticle]

There are worse characters to whom I could be compared, I suppose. LOL

http://www.mouseinfo.com/movies/nemo/dory.jpg

[Avalon]

Awww, wish I could speak whale.......HAHAHAHAHA:)

[dinzdale]

Everybody swim...Swim, swim, swim...

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by sparticle
Is that Ti'ilk and the Boss Guy from Stargate? (dunno how to spell Ti'ilk or know the brass' name -- only been watching the show for two years for Chrissakes).

If you watch very very carefully, you can see an ex of mine on that show (or Xfiles or the old Highlander series or a few really really bad b-movies).

[Hermione]

I love finding nemooooo! awww how cute!

[Magpie]

I am...

Wondering if Clytie and Chuckie know that those shoes are meant for 'posing' only; walking INTO the restaurant and OUT again, and up to 10 standing poses per wearing session max ;)

Wondering if there is some kind of medication to help me through Friday when I take five giggling 7th grade girls to Six Flags(amusement park) for my daughter's B-Day?

Wide awake at 3:30am after sleeping for 3 hrs this afternoon :rolleyes:

[chuckie egg]

I am

unable to stand in high heals at all - not that I'd ever want to.

happy with my trainers and steel toe-caps ;)

[Clytie]

i am
in training when it comes to stillettos..and this doc was wearing them...all day! what is wrong with her?

[Clytie]

i am
realizing how intense it is to work the ICU...todays gonna be a rough day...thank GOD im only here for another 2 hours!(codes are rough)

[daverbee]

I am -

The only maintenance man in the building today, tomorrow, and Friday.

Wondering if I can get away with not doing anything all three days.

Thinking the answer is, "Hell no!"

Going to go do stuff.

[Clytie]

i am
blushing bright pink!!
---i just got a wrong number...who called back just to tell me i had a sexy voice...

[red]

I am

elated USPS is first in the team time trial

thrilled that Phonak came in second (GO TYLER!)

disgusted that oln's web site went down

pffft:mad:

[Aphrodite]

I am

-Having a great day

-Full of dinner, Plums, and life cereal with Strawberries

-Wondering if Red meant the Outdoor Life Network??? (http://ww2.olntv.com/default.asp)

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Clytie
i am
blushing bright pink!!
---i just got a wrong number...who called back just to tell me i had a sexy voice...

I am

reminded by Clytie's post:
...everytime i get a wrong number call from a woman I feel like flirting with her...but have yet to get up the nerve to be that rude.

I do however sometimes "telemarket" my business if "they" call my number by mistake...heh...reverse telemarketing.

[Deviate]

i am
i am
i am a plant stand
and i can hold plant life up

[ally]

i am


ill, leo v. kindly gave me his cold.

thinking high heels are good if you're short but should be banned for girls over 5 foot 6.

going to overdose on oranges, honey & lemon.

[daverbee]

I am -

Laughing at Leo's generosity with his mother!

Not afflicted with a cold.

Going to find something to eat. Probably oatmeal...

[red]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
I am

-Having a great day

-Full of dinner, Plums, and life cereal with Strawberries

-Wondering if Red meant the Outdoor Life Network??? (http://ww2.olntv.com/default.asp)

I did mean OLN's site, but their coverage or the tour went kablooey.

[Clytie]

i am
in trouble again at work...BLAH why dont people just talk to me if they have a problem..? It seems that I cant leave work now until 1130--yesterday i left at 1125 *rolls eyes* it hit the fan yesterday--im soory if everything wasnt perfect for the night people. deal with it! BLAH

[daverbee]

I am -

Oh, what the heck. It's the end of the day so I am going home.

[Hermione]

.. bored.

.. waiting for my AP scores to come.

.. waiting for Amazon to deliever my books.

[daverbee]

I am -

Waiting for BMG Classical Music to deliver my CD's. (What a coinky-dink! Lemme know if they mistakenly deliver my CD's to you, surbhi! I'll keep a lookout for books.)

No longer the only maintenance guy in the building, just the only one who will be directly involved in everyday stuff.

Hungry.

[Clytie]

i am
busy-- you know its been a busy day if its 1300 and you havent even been to the Z page yet :P

waiting for my yummy vegetarian sandwich!

happy - only 2 more hours of work-- i cant wait to leave!

[daverbee]

I am -

Glad to see my favorite young geezer is still with us!

Not so busy now but will be soon.

Going back to it so it won't get crazy before quitting time.

[daverbee]

I am -

Going home! Have good weekends, everybody!

[priceyfatprude]

...cramped up.

...all out of granny panties.

...feeling ridiculous wearing a thong.

...sharing too much.

...going to lie down.

[rmr]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
...cramped up.

...all out of granny panties.

...feeling ridiculous wearing a thong.

...sharing too much.

...going to lie down.


oooh i hate when i feel like that. feel better

[Avalon]

I am...
wondering how Agent is doing about now in the land of far off relatives..with no Jrockers,internet or us!

[Hermione]

... hoping PFP feels better..

... PRAYING that I don't feel like that while in europe

[ally]

i am

sure your trip will be just fine!! it's bloody feezing here atm!

going to get to bed soon (i've been saying that for the past hour).

still ill, but nearly better. a cold in the middle of summer, wtf???

[Frieda]

i am

- finally in my own house! WOO HOOOOO!! :D
- in pain because i hurt my ankle when i fell out of the kebab shop last night at 5 am
- going to think of a place in my house to put my giant rubber spider :eek:

[Aphrodite]

I am

-SO HAPPY for FRIEDA!!!!! (her own house. Not her sore ankle)

-glad my kids are home safe and sound.

-wearing my new sandals

[ally]

i am

still not in bed...

hoping frieda's ankle & klynne's head are both better very soon.

wondering what to do.

[rmr]

not liking the rules............

http://www.rarebird.ws/images/rule7.jpg

[bealeblues]

... glad i finally talked to my little cousin (who's actually about 6' 2") after months of silence

... glad that he's gonna come kick it in the bayou in a couple of weeks

... realizing i have a whole lot of shitty CDs that must be destroyed immediately

[rmr]

....thinking i'm in love with vince vaughn and luke wilson and craig kilborn but not will ferrall...sorry

[daverbee]

I am -

Ready to face the day.

Confused as to why I am after a tossin' and turnin' kind of night.

[Clytie]

i am
at work...howbeit a bit wet...it was raining on the walk in :(

[daverbee]

I am -

Off to the fitness center after playing hooky for a week. Send out a search party if I don't make it back...

[Hermione]

... off to the mall to buy clothes

...going to buy cookies from my cute little french bakery

... tired

... taking motrin for my neck and jaw

[daverbee]

Neck and jaw???
Have you been playing those pickup games of ice hockey again? Boxing? HBP by Randy Johnson in your only at bat?

I am -

Back from the fitness center.

Sore.

Needing Aleve and needing it now!

[Frieda]

i am

- wondering how to stick that window foil on the window when i can't even reach it
- staring at the curtains
- going to do laundry

[ally]

i am

staring at where the curtains should be ( & i moved in 3 years ago).

thinking of dying the ends of my hair pink...

[Spicy Jack]

the pink will not come out of blonde hair no matter how "temporary" it says it is. So make sure you really want it. it would look cute. then dye the tippy tips black. awesomeness!

[ally]

done it loads of times before & it's always come out. i don' have any black though, may have to get some next time i'm in the uk...

[Frieda]

i am

- never going to attempt to stick that window foil to my window ever again
- angry
- going to show you what it looks like now:

[ally]

ok, my cat could have done a better job, why did you want foil up there in the first place?

[lapietra]

awwww...

[Frieda]

because the hallway light is shining in my eyes at night.. i guess i'll just buy a nice piece of cardboard tomorrow :D

and that's probably much safer too than sticking myself behind that foil on 2 meters high.. :eek:

[lapietra]

Why not a little curtain?

[nycwriters]

temporary fix: garbage bag and duct tape.

[Frieda]

hehe i'll leave this up there for tonight.. hahaha.. what a slapstick.. next time i'm going to work in my house i'll turn on the webcam.. you guys can have a laugh! :D

[ally]

ok, but can you do it your underwear?

[dinzdale]

...and those cute wooden shoes......:)

[Frieda]

ehh well why the hell not?? :)

and i'll wear my inflatable orange wooden shoes especially for you, dinz!

[ally]

i can forsee dinz & i reincarnating eddy & richie here....

[dinzdale]

Cheers me old cock-a-leekie-flap-sparrow-cockney-rhyming-bollocks :)

[ally]

...vegetating in front of emmerdale farm, what's happened by the way? has moss... moss, moss, who the fvck is moss?? it's a cross between matt & amoss you see?

[nycwriters]

... kind of happy. I went looking online for ballet classes and there's one literally a block from my house (no, not beside the methadone clinic) ... and better yet, it's only $12 a class.

[Spicy Jack]

oohhh...awesome! how fun would that be?! I wanna look for a class too. I'd join ya but the commute might be a bit much.

[nycwriters]

move to NYC ... I'm out half the rent now, you can have the bedroom, I'll take the couch.

[Aphrodite]

I am
-wondering why foil and not a curtain for Frieda

-wondering why Ally can only get black hair dye in the UK

-looking at my swollen feet.. I have never had swollen feet before.

[nycwriters]

.. wondering why Aphro has sore feet. Go soak them in some hot water hon.

[Hermione]

... thinking that ballet is good for NYC.. (I did it for a bit.. super relaxing)

... back from the mall

... so grossed out because of the red ants that were on my kitchen floor.. :eek:

[nycwriters]

... giving surbhi a can of Raid.

... thinking ballet might be good for me too hon (I did it for 20 years, but am way out of shape now, ugh).

... hungry.

[ally]

it's the only place i've found hair dye that lasts a while but does come out in the end on blond hair.

[Spicy Jack]

I want to teach ballet just so I can have loooong red nails and beat a cane on the floor till it breaks while wearing all black and duct tape.

A girl can dream.

[Hermione]

woah.. haha

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
I want to teach ballet just so I can have loooong red nails and beat a cane on the floor till it breaks while wearing all black and duct tape.

A girl can dream.

Hahaha .. that sounds like my intermediate teacher, sans the duct tape.... hahahahahaha .....

Don't forget the bun pinned back so tightly it acts as a partial facelift.

[Klynne]

I took ballet in junior high. I was forever running into stuff, tripping, falling down etc. I think my parents thought it would help my coordination. Their money was ill spent:)

[Hermione]

Bun.. :::shudder::: I have to do that for my indian dance

wow nyc.. 20 years!! I really wish I had done ballet instead of indian dance.. If I ever had children and one of them is a girl.. I'm going to have her do ballet and indian dance.. that is on top of all the other things I have planned for her..

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Klynne
I took ballet in junior high. I was forever running into stuff, tripping, falling down etc. I think my parents thought it would help my coordination. Their money was ill spent:)

You think that's bad? I did 20 years of ballet -- THE most ungraceful ballerina you'd ever see ... got into the national ballet of Canada only because of my body shape (read: long legs, no boobs, no hips -- a boy basically) ... would be commanded to do triple pirouettes and take out four other dancers like dominoes on the third rotation. Every freakin' time. I lasted a month there.

Now I'm just old and fat.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by nycwriters
You think that's bad? I did 20 years of ballet -- THE most ungraceful ballerina you'd ever see ... got into the national ballet of Canada only because of my body shape (read: long legs, no boobs, no hips -- a boy basically) ... would be commanded to do triple pirouettes and take out four other dancers like dominoes on the third rotation. Every freakin' time. I lasted a month there.

Now I'm just old and fat.

We would make a good two woman wrecking crew. They had to modify the moves for me (i.e. make them less technical) for the peformances. Just could not do them.

You are not old or fat!

[topcat]

yea what klynne said, you are just old







just kidding

[ally]

i am


going to bed, night all!

[Klynne]

I am

wishing ally sweet dreams....

[Hermione]

... bored

... contemplating wheter to start reading the dictionary again

... yawning

[Klynne]

I am

wondering what in the hell I have been thinking lately!

Getting ready to go out

warm, it is so humid here.

[Clytie]

i am
at my little desk on the unit...whew nothing beats riding a shuttle with 50 other people before 7am!

[chuckie egg]

I am

squishy, apparently

[Clytie]

http://newfunny.com/pictures/squishy.jpg

[masterofNone]

- trying once more to quit smoking.
- aware that it is the fifth time this year.
- waiting for the patch to kick in.

[Clytie]

i am
watching charmed (agianst my will) i have no control over the patients tvs....

*cranks up her new cd from rob sings along lalallalaaaa*

[Red Princess]

...sad because my imagesetter is broken, afraid i will lose my tree fort, hoping that the other one wil work with the new film, wanting to sell it all and have only one job and some kind of life

[Clytie]

i am
being killed to death by my chatty nurse... ahhhhh

have you ever had a coworker that just stands by your desk and wants to chat...and you cant get anything done...and you cant really tell them to go away...and you cant leave...so your STUCK!!!

[Coffee]

- trying once more to quit smoking.
- aware that it is the fifth time this year.
- waiting for the patch to kick in.


I am

Encouraging MoN to make it this time.

Hey...good luck MoN...it is REALLY TOUGH to kick those things. I know, I've been a non-smoker for 6 years now, and I still get the occasional "uhhhh, that second hand smoke smellllllsss niiiicccceeee". But mostly I feel sooo much better for not smoking.
I just got furious at my ciggarettes while sick with a sore throat...I was mad that they were forcing me to suck their stinging crap past my hurting throat tissues. I went cold turkey, no patch, after being a smoker since the 5th grade. And the first week was like 4 gorrillas on my back whacking my head to get me to smoke again. After that it was like 2 large chimps for the next Month, and then 1 irritating monkey for the next couple months...then It was BEAT...no more monkey on my back.

If it helps any, my ex buddy was a smoker, and it probably contributed to his heart attack...sadly, he is the one that gave me the most shite about smoking when we were in HS...then he picked up the addiction several years later at a job of his surrounded by smokers.

Do it man, quit those farkers, it's the best thing anyone can do for their health...and will increase your odds of spending some good times with grand kids.

Best of luck to ya Mon.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Clytie
i am
being killed to death by my chatty nurse... ahhhhh

have you ever had a coworker that just stands by your desk and wants to chat...and you cant get anything done...and you cant really tell them to go away...and you cant leave...so your STUCK!!!

yes...and they never ever ever go away...no matter how rude or mean or busy you are. stupidstupid people.

[nycwriters]

... actually in good spirits today. Yay!

[Aphrodite]

I am

-very pleased that NYC is in such good spirits.

-working from home today

-pleased that there are no chatty coworkers here, but thinking that I would probably make some casual references to the fact that while they apparently have completed all of the tasks assigned and possible, I had not. Would they mind if I got back to it? If that didn't work I would suggest something they could be doing.

[Clytie]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
yes...and they never ever ever go away...no matter how rude or mean or busy you are. stupidstupid people.

i now know more about him than i ever wanted to know...
his life story...since he told me i dun think he cares if you all know

He was recently remarried on May 3rd..the wedding was in aspen CO - it was gorgeous and just after the summer festival. they stayd at a bed and breakfast...and had it all to themselves
and his new wife is 25 -- interestingly enough he has a 16 yr old daughter...whose goin back to live with her mom in fla...

his new wife ashley and his daughter love to 'hang out' shes really not a mom figure ( NO KIDDING!!!)

he is kinda glad to see his daughter go... *winks nudge nudge*

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daverbee]

I am -

Busy. Busybusybusy!

[Magpie]

I am...

Somehow still conscience after learning that my two kids Orthodontic needs total $9,000.00 :eek:

[Hermione]

omg mag.. get a second opinion.. that is a lot of moneyy!!

[masterofNone]

they'll thank you for it when they're in their thirties. just make sure they wear their retainers.

[Spicy Jack]

i am

glad i no longer have braces. yuck.

back from lunch...with a tan

ready to leave work...darn 3 1/2 more hours

[Hermione]

... glad I never had to wear braces

... going to get ready

... going to read

... watching C-SPAN

[Coffee]

-plowing through some work before my trip.

-hoping it/he/him helps Mags with the Ortho bills.

-realizing I have to drive 13 hours starting tommorow late evening, and may not get a hell of alot of sleep before hand...so am budgeting 16 hrs for the drive and catching a nap somewhere along the way.

-glad I never had to wear braces.

-and glad i still don't need glasses.

[daverbee]

I am -

Tired.

Glad to be going home soon.

Tired.

[lapietra]

I am -

- wishing I could have had braces (but know chances are I wouldn't sound like I do when I sing if I did)

- eating WillowSylph's *FAVORITE* thing for lunch (calamari :D)
she can't *stand* calamari, really...

- back at work, coughing up a storm

- trying to find someone to eat all these chocolate-covered raspberries, so I won't... :(

[Hermione]

.. hoping lala doesn't cough anymore

... hoping coffee gets to his destination safely

... yawning

[Spicy Jack]

I am

watching the clock. it is ticking ever so slowly.

getting internet at my place on Sunday so I can nerd it up.

wishing i could leave now.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
yes...and they never ever ever go away...no matter how rude or mean or busy you are. stupidstupid people. The only way to get rid of them is to get up & go to the bathroom.

[Hermione]

... super excited

.... proud of myself

... going to email ALL of my teachers and tell them they have a special place in my heart

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
The only way to get rid of them is to get up & go to the bathroom.

or don't get up and still go to the bathroom. hmmm...

[nycwriters]

I am really beginning to appreciate Spicy's humor....

[Audreyvgs]

glad that Time Warner Cable gave me a new modem for free, replacing the one that the lightning hit

super glad that i unplugged my computer before the storm

glad my friend John called me and told me a doozy was comin

sorry to see that big tree layin sideways on the other lot, that got hit by lightning, and sorry Nico can't be 3 people at once.

glad that the palm tree that got hit on the other side of the house didn't burn for long, as all the cable stuff was on the pole next to it.

relieved that after finding a dead chickn, and noticing one of the babies gone, that there were new babies in the hen house today.

really happy the neighbors are on vacation, cause I have like 20 Mangoes off their tree!!!! I LOVVVVVE Mangoes!

too many things to list!

[Clytie]

i am
at work early
glad its just a lil 4 hr shift
annoyed that parking is soo horrid
secretly parking in patient parking lot (shhhh dun tell)

[chuckie egg]

I am

drinking coffee
looking forward to curry
going to be alone this weekend

[Clytie]

i am
wondering whats up with the forum clock...here it says its 20 minutes fast

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I am

unable to get the forum clock closer to the actual time than 32 minutes slow

sore

not really sorry

[red]

I am

suffering from another headache

happy it's Wednesday

wishing there was a couch or a cot somewhere so I could sneak in a nap

[masterofNone]

- equally unsure about the forum clock.

- not stressed about it too much though

- done playing with magpie's boobs.

[daverbee]

I am -

Not too busy today. Unlike yesterday.

Going to find something to do besides play on the zeboard. Eventually...

Full of asiago cheese bagels.

[Clytie]

i am

goin home lalalaaaa my work day is done
goin to hang out and watch slightly pirated videos with my g33k friends... gotta love it :)

[Coffee]

-taking a quick fun break...hope to get my work finished by noon or so, so's I can nap before my drive tonight.

-going back to work.

-doubting I'll be back on till Monday.

-wishing all a nice weekend.

[priceyfatprude]

...getting my first haircut & brow wax in 8 months

...thinking the government should pay for this for italian girls

...only slightly kidding about that

...feeling the first stirrings for a babyyyyy :D

...will be happy to borrow from others, so get crackin NYC!!!!! :p

[daverbee]

I am -

Going to do my favorite job.

Going home after that.

Wishing Coffee a safe trip and fun times!

[Hermione]

... happy because I got an email from my former statistics teacher:)

[lapietra]

...happy surbhi is having such a successful academic career

...hopeful that it helps her get into a fabulous college, where she'll meet a wonderful guy (or not) and live happily ever after anyway :)

[daverbee]

I am -

Idle and at work at the same time. That's scary in the maintenance world...you expect the worst to happen at aaaaaaaany second!

Hungry.

Gonna clean the woodshop today to keep myself occupied.

Proud of our surbhi!

[Frieda]

i am

- in trouble
- trying not to care
- hoping for good news

[red]

I am

sending hugs to Frieda (worry doesn't help anything)

wondering if my boss is ever coming back from lunch

wanting chocolate

[Frieda]

i am

- thankful for red's good wishes :)
- going to smoke
- going to put on my new shoes

[red]

I am

wondering if there is anything as nice as new shoes

wondering what kind of smoke

hungry again

[Frieda]

i am

- smoking a Barclay Smooth Taste cigarette :D

- wondering till what time i'll be able to sleep next sunday as there is a harley davidson meeting right outside my window :eek:

- thinking that maybe i shouldn't drink coffee at 10.30 pm

[daverbee]

I am -

Thinking Frieda's right about the coffee that time of night.

tired but satisfied with what I did today.

Happy with the new CD's I got yesterday!

Mailing another housewarming gift tomorrow!

[masterofNone]

- ending my third day without a smoke.

- still a little cranky about it.

- full after making and eating my first homemade fish and chips. (thanks to alton b.)

[Clytie]

i am
working by myself... the other clerk is LATE! ahhhhhhh

[daverbee]

Originally posted by masterofNone
- ending my third day without a smoke.

- still a little cranky about it.

- full after making and eating my first homemade fish and chips. (thanks to alton b.)
I am -

Wishing MoN well in his effort to quit! Good luck!

Going to do some drywall finishing. I do just enough drywall work now to remind myself of why I quit.

[Clytie]

i am
wondering y daver said that twice...
2x as much well wishes to MoN

[daverbee]

I am -

Experiencing troubles on the server at work.

Glad it's not my problem to deal with.

Editing out the duplicate message without editing out the double well wishes!

[Clytie]

i am releaved
Mr 450lbs was just successfully lifted onto a stretcher and is going home!
happy for him
wanting to turn the TV - now that hes gone. no more wiErd made for TV zombie movies!

[red]

I am

happy it's Friday

listening to the Tour

laughing at a souvenir brought back from Hawaii that says "made in the Philippines"

[Clytie]

i am
annoyed...ordered from a new restaurant - paid with credit now they are saying i need to pay with cash -- an di must be mistaken.
NOT PAYING TWICE FOR THIS SALAD!

[Frieda]

i am

- still in trouble

- exhausted from going to the vet with Turbo

- hoping she´s ok

[red]

I am

hoping Turbo is okay

goofing off at work

wondering when I can leave

[daverbee]

I am -

Dreading taking Janet to the Vet tomorrow. She hates it and when she hates something, everybody suffers! :mad:

Hoping Turbo is OK.

Forgetting to send another housewarming gift. Will definitely do so tomorrow!

[daverbee]

I am -

Off to the grocery store then home for laundry night. Woo-hoo!

Enjoy your weekends, monkeys!

[red]

I am

hungry again

bummed about a policy at work

sneaking out a little early:rolleyes: does 15 min count?

[nycwriters]

I am

... sweaty as hell.

... going to bbq up a big ass sirloin that I got at the corner butcher (the butcher winked at me, does that mean he gave me a deal?)

... then I'm going to sit on my fire escape and have a glass of wine.

... pooped. I walked all over the place today, again.

.... just got back from the Doc's. D's generosity didn't extend into health issues. Thank God.

.... going to post a voicemail I came home to in the story thread.

[sparticle]

I am

-- on my own tonight, as Little Spart is out of town camping with a friend and Mr. Spart is playing hockey.

-- going to do some design work. Got another order from a shop that sold out of my stuff. Yay!

-- going to watch "Thelma and Louise" or "Midnight In The Garden of Good and Evil". Rented 'em from the library and have never seen either. Ballgame's at 10:05, though, so I'd better hurry up.

-- grateful that the hair rinse I used today did not turn my hair Barney Purple like it looked as though it would. :D

[noxxville]

-convinced that I make the best damn guacamole in the world.

-increadibly modest.

[nycwriters]

Noxx, remember that guy I wanted you to meet a loooong ass time ago? You guys share the same twisted sense of humor? That's the Ginch....

[Avalon]

I am saying to Spart:

Lucky girl!!!

I loved "Garden"; big Spacey fan.
Look for a very young, very buff Brad Pitt in T & L.

Congrats on the sales!! Go you Spart!!

Last time I did my own hair there was more color on my arms and the tub than my head. So bad that hsb. said "let the pro's do it" :rolleyes: Yeah, it wasn't pretty and I did it too dark and looked a little goth lol

Have a great night :)

[noxxville]

-sure the ginch's guac wouldn't be allowed in the same room as mine

[nycwriters]

... getting alzheimers: I forgot to lock my apartment door for the 5 hours I was out today. Came home, it was unlocked. D'oh!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Avalon
I am saying to Spart:

Lucky girl!!!

I loved "Garden"; big Spacey fan.
Look for a very young, very buff Brad Pitt in T & L.

Congrats on the sales!! Go you Spart!!

Last time I did my own hair there was more color on my arms and the tub than my head. So bad that hsb. said "let the pro's do it" :rolleyes: Yeah, it wasn't pretty and I did it too dark and looked a little goth lol

Have a great night :)

The carton said "Spiced Tea".

I am ....

-- thinking if somebody handed me a cup of tea this color I'd think there was cyanide in it.

-- wondering what the odds are of that happening.

-- not drinking any tea I don't make myself for the next little while.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Avalon

I loved "Garden"; big Spacey fan.
Look for a very young, very buff Brad Pitt in T & L.


Ooo! And a very young, very... very Jude Law in "Garden".
Fun movies! :D

[priceyfatprude]

...so glad TheGinchiest has joined us, I am grinning from ear to ear. Literally. *loves*

...hoping someone out there doesn't get pulled over today.

...so hungry I could eat my arm.

[zenbabe]

...hoping that when I get sentenced to 5 months in federal prison that I get to kick it at home while it is being appealed....

[red]

I am

flipped out that Tyler abandoned

repulsed by bacon :(

pregnant

[jaymirror]

I am

bisexual
already ten minutes late for my walk in the forest
going right now


Originally posted by red
I am pregnant

really???
wow! congratulations!

[red]

thanks.

now go walk!

[rmr]

Originally posted by red
I am

pregnant


HOLY FARK....CONGRATS!!! How excited are you??

[red]

very excited. I had to swear the Vegas Monkeys to secrecy. That also meant I couldn't drink.:(

[rmr]

wow -- now i know who i can tell my secrets too....i thought maybe you got "knocked up" in vegas....

seriously that's really wonderful news.....i'm so happy for you.....how are you feeling??

[red]

I am fine. No morning sickness, just some nausea, lots of heartburn and incredible fatigue. I am actually quite lucky I don't spend my days with my head in the toilet.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I am

congratulating red: CONGRATULATIONS!!! :)

[masterofNone]

that's great red! is this your first?

[nycwriters]

aw! congrats! :)

[Frieda]

wow red!! :) congratulations! :D

[sparticle]

I am

-- delighted for red -- good health to you!

-- hoping Frieda's kitty-cat is doing okay.

-- nursing a king-hell headache (probably hormonal).

-- wondering why it has to rain on the one afternoon my husband and I had to go do something outdoors.

-- in a generally pissy mood. It doesn't happen often but I'm a real good person to stay the hell away from when it does.

[priceyfatprude]

Congratulating red & Mr red!!!!! :D :D :D

impressed the Vegas Monkeys didn't crack.

glad to see jay here.

hoping Turbo is feeling better.

[red]

I am

thanking all of you for your warm wishes

letting moN know it's my first child I take home with me. I'm a birth mother and gave the first one up for adoption 18 years ago.

hoping Spart's head is better now

[chuckie egg]

Congrats Red! :)

[Aphrodite]

I am

very happy for Red and her hubby!

tearing through my house on a cleaning "rampage". (to quote my daughter)

losing weight rather quickly right now!

[Magpie]

I am....

Excited for Red! Yay! More monkey babies!

Due Date? January baby?

Do you think you'll have a redhead munchkin?

Hope you're feelin swell... here come da boobs! :D


Life's Greatest Miracle (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/miracle/program.html)
The Personal Pregnancy Calendar (http://www.parentsplace.com/pregnancy/calendar/?arrivalSA=1&cobrandRef=0&arrival_freqCap=1&pba=adid=9608685)
Pop! (http://www.malepregnancy.com)

[red]

Thank you thank you!
I'm due at the end of January.
Not a chance of a redheaded baby, Daddy's got black hair.

I'm feeling better now and the boobs came in two weeks ago. I'm huge!

[daverbee]

Congratulations, Red and Mr. Red!
Soon we'll have a Baby Red to go with Funkette, Lil' Funky, The Ratlet, and The Bink!
Sounds like a Bubblegum Band from the 60's! :D

Edited for speling errer...

[lapietra]

I've already had my chance to congratulate... but what the hell!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

What a lucky baby. :)

[Clytie]

i am
working and have alot of free time today...
training someone...which means they do all my work and i sit here

[Frieda]

i am

- hoping and praying for the best

- going to be busy and away

[red]

aww, not again Frieda.
:(

[chuckie egg]

I am

about to watch Oceans Eleven.....

[beckstra]

about to go to work again...*sigh*

[chuckie egg]

I am

wishing Becks a good day :)

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by daverbee
Congratulations, Red and Mr. Red!
Soon we'll have a Baby Red to go with Funkette, Lil' Funky, The Ratlet, and The Bink!
Sounds like a Bubblegum Band from the 60's! :D

Edited for speling errer... LOL. Also, you forgot jakey_lugen, our little purple friend.

[Clytie]

i am
waving to chuckie!!! :D

[lapietra]

I am

a huge dork. :rolleyes:

Oh, and by the way - however flattered I am by any resemblance I might bear to this distinguished, highly creative and fearless personality -

not zero.

[masterofNone]

having a hard time finding an apartment.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
LOL. Also, you forgot jakey_lugen, our little purple friend.
Whups! You're right! I can see all of them onstage now in little bell bottom pants and flowery shirts with vests and psychedelic lights all around them singing Sugar, Sugar!

[noxxville]

sure the pizza I ate for lunch is mounting a counter-attack in my stomach.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by noxxville
sure the Windex I ate for lunch is mounting a counter-attack in my stomach.

:eek:

[daverbee]

Originally posted by lapietra
I am

a huge dork. :rolleyes:


No you're not.
You're a very lovely dork.

[noxxville]

Originally posted by Dinz
sure the Windex I ate for lunch is mounting a counter-attack in my stomach.

Drink a little windex and look what happens to your rep.....

[daverbee]

Originally posted by dinzdale
:eek:
Two words:
Octopus burrito.

[noxxville]

ooohh!!! I used to eat squid burritos (Calamari my arse, admit it's squid!) when I lived in monterey!

[dinzdale]

A redneck friend of mine got his father to try "calamari".
When he asked my pal what it was, and he told him it was squid, the old man stared at him and said very slowly
"Son, I raised you better'n to eat fvckin' bait"

[noxxville]

My step dad refused....he said that there wasn't any way in hell he was eating anything with more arms than him.

[Hermione]

... frustrated

... tired

... annoyed

[Clytie]

i am
cutting up pictures for my scrapbook :)
(new 4th of july pics!)

[daverbee]

I am -

Hopng surbhi has a better day tomorrow.

Taking tomorrow off from work!:)

Spending it at the Kia dealer thanks to a recall notice.:(

Still and all, I won't be at work! :D

[Clytie]

i am

hoping the day is nice and sunny for ya daver! *cartwheels*

[red]

I am

full of spring rolls

glad the day is over

trying to find the postcards I bought in Vegas

[Clytie]

i am
at work -- early!
blah because i had to park and walk/jog in today <- i hate that!

[chuckie egg]

I am

waving back to Clytie... way too late

[Clytie]

i am
glad to see chuckie
wishing we live in the same country--ever think of relocating? :D

[red]

I am

wondering where the hell I put the Vegas postcards

goofing off because the boss is not coming in today (YEA!!)

wishing I had slept late

[daverbee]

I am -

Up waaaaay too early after having yesterday off.

In need of breakfast and a shower before going to work.

Wondering which of those I should do first.

[Clytie]

i am
almost done with work! only 2 hrs to go! i *heart* wednesdays!

[daverbee]

I would too if I only worked a half day...

I am -

Going back to work.

('Nuff said)

[daverbee]

I am -

Blessed with a bad back today.

At work anyway.

Making the best of it.

[ally]

i am




me.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by ally
i am




me.
ally wins.

[Hermione]

... thinking about my hot doctor

... tired

[daverbee]

I am -

************

Waitaminutewaitaminute!
Surbhi! You have a crush on your Doc????? oooooOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

************

OK...I am -

Glad I survived the day without severe back pain.

Going home and Yogating so I don't have any back pain later on.

Content for some unknown reason...

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by surbhi
... thinking about my hot doctor



It's weird when all of a sudden the doctors are your age.

[masterofNone]

it's weirder when they're suddenly the age of your kids.

[Hermione]

My doctor is soooo dreamy. I think he is in his late 30s... if I was only 10 years older. Too bad he is not my primary doctor.. I would be going there everyday for some sort of ailment.

[Magpie]

When I had spine surgery two years ago, my surgeon was a mere 33 years old and considered one of the best in Denver. Then the anethesiologist walks in and he looked about 20! I was almost 40 at the time and I felt oooold hehee.

I am wondering how these doc's can get so far at such a young age?

[masterofNone]

steering clear of the cannabis. amazing how much time that frees up.

[Audreyvgs]

Packin up the car and takin off today, 2 whole weeks. I'll hit the computer when I can along the way, this zemonkey addiction is too ingrained not to desperately search the back roads of Indiana for an internet cafe. gah.

Nico had to work today, so we be settin off later fer Georgia, Ellijay where my mom has a cabin. cabin, hell. She has more porch furniture than i have furniture. I call the cabin a hit-the-wall destination, cause that's what there is to do there. You go, slide down the wall, and sit. Look at the lake.

So, soon as my mother lets go of my son, I'm takin off for Chicago and parts north and south.....

Like Bink used to say: "To Infivivy and Beyonnnnnnn!"

[TinaBina]

I am...


covered in tissue, since I hacked up my legs shaving this morning.

[Coffee]

just about to leave for AstroCon 2004.

nervous about recieving an award there.

excited to meet lots of cool Astronomy Outreach folks.

really excited to meet an Astronaut...Alan Bean.

worried that I will be overdressed for the banquets :(

[Willow Sylph]

Cool, Coffee! Hope you have a great time! :)

I am tiiiiiired.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Coffee
worried that I will be overdressed for the banquets :(

you can never be overdressed.

okay, well, you can, but it is always better to be overdressed than underdressed, or undressed, unless the occasion calls for it then...nevermind. Overdressed is better.

[daverbee]

Aud, have tons of fun!

Coffee, congratulations!

Tina, try doing that with something other than a straight razor. Much easier on you and you spend less time sharpening them. Also, don't sneeze while you're handling sharp objects.

Surbhi, apply for Med School and then insist that he's the only one who can give you advice on where to go from there! :D

******************

Back to the subject:
I am -

Going back to Ophthalmology to hang more wallcovering. Just did a wall in a pattern that featured airplanes and two guys using parachutes. Upon closer inspection, I found that two of the airplanes in the pattern had propellers that weren't moving. I think they're crashing which would explain the parachutes.
Nice to see a wallpaper designer who has a sick sense of humor...

[rmr]

really tired

really full

counting the minutes

[red]

I am

eating a hell of a lot of fruit

thinking about getting out of work early

wishing the IT people here were Mac savvy

[red]

I am

wishing software installed itself

not believing my eyes when I see amanda's name under user's browsing this forum

sending off postcards tomorrow, really I am!!

[daverbee]

I am -

Headin' home! Enjoy your weekends, monkeys!

[Hermione]

... hoping everyone has a great weekend

... reading my email

... singing

[priceyfatprude]

...stoked after seeing Simple Plan for $6 at the county fair.

...full of beer & nuts.

...trying not to giggle about that, mehehehehe

...failing miserably.

...wanting a pet tiger after seeing the babies you could get your pic taken with.

...wondering what happens to the babies when they get big. :(

...hanging out w/my cousin Megan from Phoenix tomorrow

...hopefully not going to be hungover.

...hoping you all have a marvelous weekend, darlings.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1996/gallery/340/patsy.jpg

[Clytie]

Originally posted by surbhi
My doctor is soooo dreamy. I think he is in his late 30s... if I was only 10 years older. Too bad he is not my primary doctor.. I would be going there everyday for some sort of ailment.

all my docs are dreamy...and young! its hard having bad hair days on my unit....yes yes yes im vain

[Frieda]

i am

- tired

- worried about my job

- going to smoke a cigarette

[Dark Chocolate]

If I were there, I would give you a massage and myself, in all my sweet delicious goodness.

[Hermione]

.... hoping frieda's job gets better

... hoping i get into all of my classes tomorrow

[rmr]

....really full again......i need to stop doing this to myself

....waiting for six feet under to be on

...bored

[Clytie]

i am
freakin out - they maybe monitoring the sites i visit at work... ahhhhh!

happy even tho i only had 4 hrs of sleep

[daverbee]

I am -

Sleepy even though I had nine hours of sleep!

Glad to be at work.

Wishing everybody a week just eventful enough to be interesting.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Clytie
i am
freakin out - they maybe monitoring the sites i visit at work... ahhhhh!

Maybe you'll end up recruiting more monkeys! ;)

[chuckie egg]

I am

a little nauseous
bored
a bit cold
sick of this stupid weather
hoping the sun will come out for my best friends wedding on saturday

[Clytie]

Originally posted by daverbee


Wishing everybody a week just eventful enough to be interesting.

eventful week!?!?! ahhhhh this week is cram packed. Im barely gonna have time to be online :(

im working 4 days this week and something after work EVERY DAY! a wedding friday (im interpreting for it) and Saturday a huge rally! ahhhhhhh

[daverbee]

I am -

Off to the fitness center for the first time in over a week. Pray for me...