Post something that made you laugh today.

[l'azizza]

I think the lettuce and tomato is just garnish for the kitty.

Here's another edible pet.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8213/hotdogxa9.png

[trisherina]

But I want you to know that if I ever have kids in school, I want you to be their emergency contact, okay?

:D

[lapietra]

^^^ ditto :D

[nitsupak]

Subject: How to treat a Woman

How to treat a Woman:

Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV


:D

[ambo]

^^^ love your avatar :)

[Audreyvgs]

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[priceyfatprude]

I think the lettuce and tomato is just garnish for the kitty.

Here's another edible pet.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8213/hotdogxa9.pngAwwwwwwwww. Cute thread!!!! :D :D :D :D

[ambo]

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Thank you so much! I saw a link to this on my MSN home page about a week ago, but when I brought it up, all I had was audio. Not quite the same!

[priceyfatprude]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g306/pamelapk77/23.jpg

[Ben]

So, I was at school today, and we got into the conversation about who voted for who. By the way, I'm Ben

Rene: Mitchell is a republican
Ben: A republican!? GET HIM!
Mitchell: I'm not a republican! I'm an independant.
Rene & Ben at the same time: So your a republican...

[Jack Flanders]

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[nitsupak]

Barbara Walters of 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that the women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind
their husbands. From Ms. Walters vantage point, despite the overthrow of
the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to
change?"

The women looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes and without
hesitation, said "Land mines."
Moral of the story: Behind every man is a smart woman. :p

[LeahDear]

^^^ :D v funny

[Audreyvgs]

im not kissin yer butt,Leah, honest,... but thatthing you said about the tumbleweeds in the other forum made me laugh out loud!

All that turmoil over there is makin for some hellaciously good limericks!

[LeahDear]

thanks alot audrey.. :D

It wasn't so funny at the time though... :o

edited to add: actually it was hilarious (i thought) I had to really struggle to maintain a straight face :p

edited again to add: yeah.. don't think I've seen those threads so busy for ages... sure makes some interesting reading!

[Jaime]

:D Chinese tourist bites panda back after four pitchers

A drunken Chinese tourist bit a panda at the Beijing Zoo after the animal attacked him when he jumped into the enclosure and tried to hug it, state media said yesterday.

Zhang Xinyan had drunk four pitchers of beer at a restaurant before “stumbling to the zoo” nearby and stopping off at the pen holding a sleeping 6-year-old male panda, Gu Gu, on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.

“He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand” and jumped over a waist-high railing down into the enclosure, the newspaper said.

“When he got closer and was undiscovered, he reached out to hug it.” Startled, Gu Gu bit Zhang in the right leg, it said.

Zhang, a 35-year-old migrant labourer from central Henan province, got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued, the paper said.

“I bit the fellow in the back,” Zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper. “Its skin was quite thick.”

The Beijing Youth Daily quoted Zhang, a father of two who was visiting Beijing for the first time, as saying that he had seen pandas on television and “they seemed to get along well with people.”

“No one ever said they would bite people,” Zhang said.

“I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don’t remember much.”

[l'azizza]

Was the panda hungry an hour after eating him?

[Jaime]

This camera is too big.

http://www.roundshot.ch/pictures/Seitz-6x17-handheld.jpg

[l'azizza]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h191/curion123/g306/pamelapk77/03.jpg (http://www.getmyspacecomments.com/)
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[12"razormix]

I have registered new nick, as at me an intimate problem.
My wife for last 2 years very much has grown fat...
I married the harmonous woman... To not tell, what it with a problem does not do anything, tries to move more, even accepted
phentermone, has grown thin, but not much more, all this very much upsets me,
but I can is not right? How you will concern to if your wife very much will grow stout?
.

[Jaime]

^ that strongly reminds me of Borat from the Da Ali G show.

[auntie aubrey]

i came home and discovered this going on in my sunroom:

http://static.flickr.com/99/250810652_121b45eeda.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/iamsmapte/250810652/)

[schark]

This promo for the current season of the web series I act in, "Something To Be Desired" makes me laugh:
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<p>
www.SomethingToBeDesired.com

[Max Headroom]

Fatwa Fridays!!!!!!!!! (http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/060923/K092308U.html)

[madasacutsnake]

I think it's funny. But then, I'm the one going in to work today to remove 'SOC' from a memo.

[Audreyvgs]

um. whats soc??

[madasacutsnake]

um. whats soc??


http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showpost.php?p=324682&postcount=5

[craig johnston]

This promo for the current season of the web series I act in, "Something To Be Desired" makes me laugh:


bollocks!
:mad:

go away and get:
1, a sense of humour
2, a conscience

[Hyakujo's Fox]

bollocks!
:mad:

go away and get:
1, a sense of humour
2, a conscience

I can hardly wait for all 40 episodes. Of course, not all of them may be as funny as an oversized hat, but I ask you, what could be? Only an even bigger hat.

[schark]

Sorry. I thought it was funny.

[JunaD]

http://logo.cafepress.com/2/3046566.1880902.jpg

It's funny if you know someone who plays RPGs online.:D

[craig johnston]

Sorry. I thought it was funny.

sorry, but we're a bit spam-sensitive around here sometimes.
;)

[schark]

Didn't mean to spam. I'm just an actor proud of my show.

I'm actually the guy in the hat.

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ OK, two guys had hats. Are you EriK? Work on it.

[Jaime]

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/media/2/20060601-ROSIE2.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

Ouch! Have cats.

[schark]

Sorry, I meant the guy in the big hat that was being discussed.

Yes, I am Erik, and work on what?

[ambo]

Disappointment (http://home.comcast.net/~ambographics/Disappointment.mpg)

[ambo]

Yeah, that is funny.

[lapietra]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6497257644936185526&q=cat+toilet&hl=en

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ Funny!!! (I think they need to keep the door closed - their water bill must be awful!)

[lapietra]

No kidding... silly cat.

[schark]

Fast Times at Hero High

http://thegeekzine.com/?p=686

[auntie aubrey]

^^ nothing on earth has ever been less funny than that.

[auntie aubrey]

....except maybe drowning kittens. that would be less funny.

[ambo]

http://home.comcast.net/~ambographics/add.gif

[l'azizza]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

[rapscalious rob]

This had me & my babe laughing so hard we hurt. Especially me. Ow.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mCz0ZouYE0M

[madasacutsnake]

My two bosses discussing our uber-boss who has once again caused a staff member to resign through her bullying ways.

Boss 1: She doesn't do it to me because I argue back

Boss 2: And she doesn't do it to Snake because she's too scared of her

[nitsupak]

I couldn't help this guys. Maybe this paints me as an old fogey, but I howled when I saw this. My retired uncle with not a lot to do sends me jokes all the time, so, I thought I would share this with you :D

-----------------------------------------------------

To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, Actress/vocalist, Julie
Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for
the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the
legendary movie "Sound Of Music." Here are the lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

[Avalon]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/3712/azraelmm0.jpg

[lapietra]

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[Jack Flanders]

:D :D :D

[ambo]

Is your mouse calibrated?

You should do this every few days. More often if you spend a lot of time on the computer.

To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g. If it doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.

You dumb ass. You'll believe anything

[ambo]

Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors,or anyone for that matter, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy so I thought that I'd pass it on to some of my friends and family.

The article suggested doing it three days a week. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5 lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.

Try to reach a full minute, then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10 lb potato sacks. Then 50 lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100 lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute (I'm at this level).

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.

[l'azizza]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7632/shitpirateig2.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

welcome to wadded paper site! (http://www.origamiboulder.com/)

[Smartypants]

http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2006/10/04/100406-950x315-badreporter.gif

[Smartypants]

hahaha! (http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/10/evolution.html)

[ambo]

welcome to wadded paper site! (http://www.origamiboulder.com/)

Holy crap, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

[rmr]

absolutely times 2

[nitsupak]

This made me howl


Funny Political Stuff (http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/13180/HillaryCondi_HoDown.swf)

[madasacutsnake]

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showpost.php?p=325854&postcount=16

[ambo]

My hsb. has developed a problem with his sciatic nerve and now is a major pain in my ass. :mad:
:D

[LeahDear]

http://ftp.utia.cas.cz/pub/staff/gao/fun/att1.jpg

[ambo]

Seems the BBB got a complaint the other day about a scam that AFLAC was taking advantage of women on the street and stealing their money.

Now we all, at one time, thought that an INSURANCE Company has stolen from us, however this scam is netting COLD HARD CASH from unsuspecting individuals.

The way it works is....the thief uses children to distract the target. While admiring the cuteness of the kids they are robbed of their cash and never know what hit them.

I'm sending this out for all to be aware that this is happening and it's right out on the streets where the general public is.

A passer by with a digital camera phone happened to capture the photo below.

Review it carefully and use caution when distractions like this come along.

Good Luck.
Don't say you weren't warned.

http://home.comcast.net/~ambographics/aflacscam.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

Check this out!!!

www.hallpass.com/media/warpparishilton.html

[madasacutsnake]

http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/186994/jokeid/56208

[Jaime]

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[Jack Flanders]

No, bump!

[ambo]

Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to Abby are printed....

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Bob

[I<3_Lil_Duckies]

There's two muffins,and they're chillin in an oven. So the first one goes "Holy shit! We're in an oven!" And the other one says"Oh crap! A talking muffin!!!"

[auntie aubrey]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2h8bcqp.jpg

[lapietra]

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/image.php?u=1863&dateline=1160586217

*giggle*

[Avalon]

http://www.bestrejectedadvertising.com/img/print_indi/mostcomplained_hell_nz.jpg

[ShopaholicChick]

it is scarey that this is a real toy - and that it made it past the censors with this commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc&eurl=

[AllegroNg]

it is scarey that this is a real toy - and that it made it past the censors with this commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc&eurl=

Hahhaha! Skee skee skee..

This one crackled me up:
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/AllegroNg/cooking-my-dog.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

why would the censors have anything to say about it? it's a toy. it ain't jizz.

[SandFleaz]

What made me laugh today?
Hearing Willie Nelson's response to having a bag of pot discovered on his tour bus...."good thing it wasn't a bag of spinach, we'd all be dead"

www.shirtspot.net

[l'azizza]

^ that made me lol today and what a great first post!

[LeahDear]

http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/2005/07/MVC-013F.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.jdbshow.com/images/wtf/wtf290.jpg

[LeahDear]

http://www.hanscomfamily.com/ptt%20111306-thumb.jpg

[Frieda]

i'm so sorry for posting this.. i feel guilty already..

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!



http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7913/persianspy8.gif

[LeahDear]

^^^
AHAHAHA.. that made me laugh today! :D

[james buffingto]

:) Hillary For President. She'll work for less.:)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between sending private messages. Please try again in 2 seconds.

[james buffingto]

:) meditate. it beats sitting around doing nothing:)

[LeahDear]

Actually it made me laugh last night but I had to share it...

A filipino game show featuring ONLY cross eyed contestants, tasks included archery, darts and shooting!

I was nearly wetting myself laughing - yes, I know its un-pc to laugh at those less fortunate... blah blah blah - but it was so funny seeing these young cross eyed kids trying to aim and shoot!

been trying to google it so you guys can see a link, but no joy as yet...

[priceyfatprude]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7527/hulasdoggt4.png

[smellyrayzin]

http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/astronaut.jpg

[rapscalious rob]

introducing the poetry of Donald Rumsfeld (http://www.slate.com/id/2081042/) (who knew?)

[LeahDear]

this did... it made me laugh out loud!

[ambo]

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=10229

[Audreyvgs]

^^^^^DITTO!

[Frieda]

:D
6' 3" - 140lbs. Size 12 Bwidth feet. I have NEVER been able to shop and find clothes that "fit". The "Baggy" look is by circumstance, not choice. My friends hang their ceiling fans at the Frontal Lobotomy level.

Everyone is probably "some" kind of "minority".

[Avalon]

This Ad appeared in a Utah Newspaper
Suzuki for sale
Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006
$10,000 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025

This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer
service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, allw heels have always
been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it
because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife.
Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought.

Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292

[l'azizza]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3896/dogsasbananasmc2.png

[Jack Flanders]

:D

[LeahDear]

this..

[Max Headroom]

this..

What an age to be alive

[priceyfatprude]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3896/dogsasbananasmc2.pngAhahahahaha! Look at that one, smiling!!!

[l'azizza]

There's just something about dogs as bananas.
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2092/dogsmileoq4.png

[Audreyvgs]

Gawd, i'm wearing 1950's underwear. gah.

[Frieda]

no worries aud, retro is hip! :D

[topcat]

by the snake;

Apologies to all nuns, cab drivers, Catholics, married people, Jews, single people and people named Kevin but

[Brynn]

pssst....Audrey, it's called the Big Comfy Underpants Club. Membership is confidential and anonymous.

From "Whitest KIds You Know" -
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[LeahDear]

http://dysphoria.net/images/2006/08/ba-halts-flights.gif

[Audreyvgs]

Hahahahahah, Frieds! I'm retro BECAUSE of my hips!!






tee hee
BCUC
hahaha

[ambo]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.

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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

[Jaime]

Hahaha.. ouch ^^ :p

[CherishHellfire]

Check the link. I'm a double-agent today.;)

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/cherishhellfire/3014f_achotroddevduck.jpg (http://www.zefrank.com/theforum/showthread.php?t=1921)

[priceyfatprude]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.

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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" That got a smirk & a snort. A smirt? A snork?

[Avalon]

the kiddie board recon thing lol

[jasmina]

Check the link. I'm a double-agent today.;)

(http://www.zefrank.com/theforum/showthread.php?t=1921)
Wow... we're not too highly thought-of over there are we!

Here, have a seat, make yourself comfortable.

http://www.handprint.com/HP/WCL/IMG/PAINTERS/couch.jpg

[rmr]

Check the link. I'm a double-agent today.;)

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/cherishhellfire/3014f_achotroddevduck.jpg (http://www.zefrank.com/theforum/showthread.php?t=1921)

thanks for sharing - ooh how that made me laugh!!!!!

[jasmina]

the kiddie board recon thing lol
well I'm going over there anyway, I'm gonna get me some more birthdays
:)

[Avalon]

:D ^^^

[auntie aubrey]

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[Jaime]

^^ Haha! That's hilarious.

One of the best things I've seen on the shopping network is when they were selling those Razor scooters that all the kids had a few years back. On the show, they had two crew members riding in circles on these things. I was watching just as one of them wiped out right in front of the camera. They cut to another shot very quickly, but even the hosts had a hard time keeping a straight face.

[Brynn]

.

[dinzdale]

If you hold it up to a mirror and tilt your head..........

[Brynn]

ouch :p
go pick on Marcus

[ambo]

Old, but, still really good................



A farmer in Pennsylvania had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.

The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5AM, loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week.

One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass." "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn..."

[ambo]

http://home.comcast.net/~ambographics/maxinefall.gif

[Jack Flanders]

the pig joke was great!!

[AllegroNg]

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=6212

[Audreyvgs]

Evangelist: I Bought Meth From Gay Escort - 13 hours ago

[Smartypants]

Grab your vote by the claw, and drop it down a hole.

They go 'beep' and 'boop.' (http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/11/computer_voting.html)

[Brynn]

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[Jack Flanders]

Really cute but give the kid a chance to breathe!!!!

[Brynn]

yeah but my favorite part is that you can see him trying to do a fake laugh thing in between to keep the ball rolling...

[james buffingto]

:) Thinly sliced cabbage

okay, i like dumb lokes. soory. jim

[TulsaGuy]

Have you ever wondered where the phrase "You gotta be shittin' me" came from? Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of our Country.

Way back, George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops. There were 33 in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously, and the water was tossing them about.

Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it so they could see where they were heading.

Corporal Peters, through the driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth. Then a big gust of wind and wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern into the Delaware.

Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the corporal had been one of their favorites.

Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other side, wet and totally exhausted. He rallied the troops and told them they must go on.

Another hour later, one of his men said, "General, I see lights ahead!"

They trudged towards the lights and came upon a huge house. What they didn't know was that this was a house of ill repute hidden in the forest to serve all who came.

General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding around him.

The door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a beautiful woman. A huge smile came across her face to see so many men standing there.

Washington was the first to speak, "Madam, I'm General George Washington and these are my men. We're tired, wet, exhausted, and desperately need warmth and comfort."

Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and with a broad smile on her face, said, "Well, General, you have come to the right place. We can surely give you warmth and comfort. How many men do you have?"

Washington replied, "Well, madam, there are 32 of us without Peters."

And the Madam said, "You gotta be shittin me!"

:D

[Jack Flanders]

And I say, sir, *Bull Shit!!!* :p

[Smartypants]

Prominent Male Hooker Forced To Step Down Amid Accusations Of Sex With Sleazy Evangelical Leader (http://tomburka.com/archives2/2006_11.php#000967)

[dinzdale]

Here is a generalized thread layout.

Random post
Happy response X2
Snippy Response
Defensive response
Supportive responses X2
Cruel Response
Supportive Responses X 5
Picture of a flower
Picture of a toaster

[ambo]

Mr-Sex-Cam
:D

[LeahDear]

this made me chuckle a bit
:D

[jasmina]

Have you ever wondered where the phrase "You gotta be shittin' me" came from? Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of our Country.

......
Washington replied, "Well, madam, there are 32 of us without Peters."

And the Madam said, "You gotta be shittin me!"

:D

I don't get it

Am I missing something?

[topcat]

hahahaha
yes you are.

[dinzdale]

That's funny right there...dont care who you are...:)

[Jack Flanders]

A friend sent these (and maaannnyyy more) this morning - some "Church Bulletins."

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on Water."
The sermon this evening: "Seaching For Jesus."

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

A Bean Supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the Church Hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00 pm. Please use the back door.

[priceyfatprude]

I don't get it

Am I missing something?Peter = wang = penis

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Peter = wang = penis

How does it explain why she coined the phrase "You gotta be shittin me!" ?

[craig johnston]

bush saying he's 'open to suggestions' on iraq.

well, actually it was more of a cynical chuckle.
:rolleyes:

[rmr]

http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/offbeat/2006/11/09/vo.ia.deer.walks.in.a.target.kcci

[trisherina]

you're not the boss of me.

:eek:

[rapscalious rob]

When I saw that, I kept thinking of the "Malcolm in the Middle" song by TMBG :)

[priceyfatprude]

you say tomato i say donkey punch

*rimmer shot*LOL

[priceyfatprude]

you say tomato and i say dirty sanchez :)The original LOL

[Smartypants]

http://atsfcouk.demonweb.co.uk/elektra/sleeves/ek242.jpg

[Brynn]

"I'm thinking of cheating on my hairdresser..."
http://www.salon.com/mwt/col/tenn/2006/11/10/hairdresser_breakup/index.html

[Frieda]

the potty putter

http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/Images/prod_center/potty_putter_center_200_32048.jpg (http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=13569)

[ambo]

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida mobile home park.

A man walked over and sat down on the other end of the bench.

After a few moments, the woman asked, "Are you a stranger here?"

He replied, "I lived here years ago." "So, where were you all these years?"

"In prison," he said.

"Why did they put you in prison?"

He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."

"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."

[beckstra]

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Thanks to a now infamous Ng

[Jack Flanders]

I think Drew wet his pants on that one!!! That was really funny!!!:D

[AllegroNg]

Yeah guys, make sure you go pee pee *before* watching that clip!

[12"razormix]

one night the dresser suspects you are manipulating it so while you are asleep it sneaks up on you and eats you
.

[auntie aubrey]

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[ambo]

Yeah guys, make sure you go pee pee *before* watching that clip!
I forgot to go!!!!!!!
That was fvcking hilarious!

[ambo]

ATTENTION


ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.



YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST E-MAILING TO SAY GOODBYE.

[beckstra]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/DVDMaster1138/SWThanksgiving2.jpg

[Smartypants]

Click. (http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/11/tolerance_2.html)

[xfox]

^^Dynamite (http://http://inventors.about.com/od/dstartinventions/a/Alfred_Nobel.htm)!

[Max Headroom]

Oh please say it's true!! (http://www.speedbandits.dk/)

[smellyrayzin]

Click. (http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/11/tolerance_2.html)
o...mf.g.
that just made my life!!!
i live in a town that is like 80% mormon, and they are always up my ass and around the corner cuz i'm a *gasp* atheist.
THAT. WAS. AWESOME.

[Smartypants]

^^^ :D


Inventions from past Daily Shows. HAHAHA! (http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/11/10_****ing_year_2.html)

[madasacutsnake]

Well so long as we are liking some Johnno.

Classic Safran:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CKq_qIXsIo

Here's one for you Smarty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBkUWbFjdpg

Safran tries to get a fatwa:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrEI5q1Iiic

Course the vintage Safran streak-through-Jerusalem clip is nowhere on the 'net :-( Fox - any chance? (Of the clip. Not a streak. Even through Jerusalem it would still be wrong.)

edited to clarify that Fox can keep his gear on

[Hyakujo's Fox]

oh that was so long ago.

[craig johnston]

yes.
and let's keep it that way.

:)

[grumpybumpas]

Cut of the tip of what???

[priceyfatprude]

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Thanks to a now infamous NgNG YOU OWE ME A NEW PAIR OF PANTS!!!!!!

[beckstra]

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&

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[l'azizza]

^ the second clip was pretty funny, the first clip was worth watching just for the song.

[Jaime]

I'm not sure why these big freaky birds make me laugh so much, but I am indebted to whoever it was who filmed them running around and set it to music. :)

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[Jack Flanders]

:D

[AllegroNg]

I'm not sure why these big freaky birds make me laugh so much, but I am indebted to whoever it was who filmed them running around and set it to music. :)

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HAHHAHAHHAHA

Oh my god! I don't know!!!!! I don't knooooow!!!! Why!!!

PSP - PFP.. I'm not sure bout that.. I did warn y'all.

[ambo]

http://home.comcast.net/~ambographics/helpwanted.gif

[auntie aubrey]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1336/ebak1hammertimesd1.jpg

[smellyrayzin]

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1336/ebak1hammertimesd1.jpg

LOL

[Smartypants]

http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2006/11/29/112906-900x299-badreporter.gif

[zero]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2005/GoatTree.jpg

[ambo]

http://home.comcast.net/~ambographics/santaoutsourced.jpg

[Smartypants]

American Orthodox. (http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=78943)

(Bear through the ad that runs first -- The Stephen Colbert Word of the Day is completely worth it.)

[Smartypants]

Why be defeated in war, when you can be "defeated" in "war"?

The Daily Show's John Oliver on the Rumsfeld Memo. (http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_video=79112)

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ That was so Monty Python logic!!!! :D (My husband knows Jon (Leibowitz) Stewart's dad.)

http://www.jdbshow.com/images/wtf/wtf307.jpg

[geechee_girl]

http://home.comcast.net/~ambographics/santaoutsourced.jpg

Too funny!

[ambo]

http://home.comcast.net/~ambographics/borderfence.gif

[priceyfatprude]

He can't be Bruce. We have an in-joke here about a wrong number phoning and asking for Bruce, and the phone got picked up by two people at once, and the person who wasn't talking to the caller started interjecting, "I'm Bruce! Help! I'm Bruce!!" in comedic fashion. NO BRUCE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[craig johnston]

Ashley Cole's barrister in the 'tapping-up' case has revealed the defender was Arsenal's PFA representative while at the club - but "appeared to have no knowledge of the fact".

lol!

:)

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.jdbshow.com/images/wtf/wtf312.jpg

:rolleyes:

[ambo]

A Montana rancher was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.?


Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.

He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. ? Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man,? "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says,? "Okay, why not?" ? You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" ? "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep.

Now give me back my dog.

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ Hahah!

[LadyCrow]

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

:D

[Smartypants]

Is it possible that no one's posted this here, or did I just miss it?


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[trisherina]

.spinach dip in that bread thing - go for it and be comfortable while you do!!!!!!!!!!

[Jack Flanders]

Smarty -OMG - had not seen that!! Saw Julia S. last night on TV and enjoyed the the "Purple Dinosaur in the Garage" thingy. :) She's great!!

[james buffingto]

:) he knows when you are sleeping
he knows when you're awake
santa the stalker:)

[Brynn]

No, he just works for the NSA :eek:

[Odbe]

In class today-

person behind me: I can't believe it, just this week I've lost like six pens!
me (loudly) to friend: It's so weird, I just keep finding all these pens.

[Smartypants]

Another of those very-funny-but-actually-not-funny-at-all videos from Stephen Colbert:


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[geechee_girl]

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

:D


I love this thread, and this just cracked me up. :D

[l'azizza]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2986/ggbushna9.jpg

[trisherina]

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[LeahDear]

http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/tech/xmas05/oa-cream.jpg

[geechee_girl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMr2Vn-Xwu8

[james buffingto]

:) mama's deli
come for the latkas
stay for the guilt:)
jim


We don't like spam

[Smartypants]

The Sinners' Singalong (http://www.pacedesign.com/monkeyfiles/GodWill.mp3)

[Smartypants]

http://www.shopexit9.com/e9_store/e9_pix/good_book_l.gif

[Jack Flanders]

CHEERS!! Umm... I mean Amen, Brother. :o :D

[madasacutsnake]

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[Smartypants]

Je ne sais pas si ceci me faisait rire, exactement, mais il est certainement incroyable!

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[priceyfatprude]

Will Smith on the Tonight Show.

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA


^^^uncensored version of trish's earlier post

[LeahDear]

True Story from Gay Flight Attendant

On a recent flight I was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food
and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
us that "Captain Marvel has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. He stopped in front of her and
said "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
you to please raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the ground without getting us all messed up."

The Woman calmly turned her head and said in a confident and stern voice,
"In my country, I am referred to as Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I therefore I would outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

[madasacutsnake]

From etiquettehelldotcom


I had a friend who worked at the checkout counter of a grocery store in high school, around the time that they started making fat free mayonnaise. The store had a big display of the product in question, "Kraft Free Mayonnaise."

One night when my friend was working, a woman came up to her register with an entire cart full of mayonnaise...basically, the entire display shelf. My friend thought this was a little odd, but rang it all up anyways. When she gave the woman the total, the woman just stared at her and said, "I'm not paying that! These are FREE! It says so right on the bottle!" My friend tried to explain that the label on the product referred to the fact that the product was FAT free, not that it was being given away at no charge, but the woman wasn't having any of it. Finally, a manager had to be called over to handle the customer, who was practically foaming at the mouth. She finally left, without any mayonnaise. All of which begs the question, even if you're dumb enough to think that Kraft has created a product that they are just going to give away free all the time, and even if you missed all the publicity about what this product was, and even if you missed the price display on the shelf you took all the bottles from, what in the world is any one human being going to do with fifty jars of mayonnaise???

[Smartypants]

Oh, Mad. *sigh*

You SO obviously don't live in San Francisco.

[beckstra]

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[trisherina]

That was fantastic!! ^^

[Jack Flanders]

^^^^ Wow!!! He is great!!!!

[Smartypants]

Thanks, Beckstra! That just got forwarded EVERYWHERE! :D

[geechee_girl]

From Mind of Mencia (starts right away - sound on)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91MtHvcespM

From Comics Come Home this year with Denis Leary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXb6Z2ISMYM

[l'azizza]

also from that etiquette site:

One night I was working at a large pizza chain that required a standard telephone greeting. A customer called and I automatically answered, "Thank you for calling Father's Pizza on Main Street. May I help you?" The customer asked, "Is this a recording?" It had been a very long night. I answered, "Yes, it is." There was a short pause and the customer said, "Oh, okay" and hung up. I imagine that he just looked at his phone after that and immediately called one of our competitors!

[madasacutsnake]

Oh, Mad. *sigh*

You SO obviously don't live in San Francisco.

OK I'll bite.

Are there lots of dumb people in San Francisco?

Are there lots of cheap people in San Francisco?

Or is there some weird mayonnaise fetish thing that I don't know about?

[smellyrayzin]

never fails to make me giggle.... :D

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[ambo]

OK I'll bite.

Are there lots of dumb people in San Francisco?

Are there lots of cheap people in San Francisco?

Or is there some weird mayonnaise fetish thing that I don't know about?

Bingo!

[bangbangsami]

my boyfriend leaves for work at 5 am every morning... and today when i woke up at 7:30 he was there cuddling with me... he was awake but he said he wanted to get in more cuddle time with me today. :) :o

[dinzdale]

... he was awake but he said he wanted to get in more cuddle time with me today.

I think I'm going to be sick....

[smellyrayzin]

http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.media/barf%20bag.jpg

[funkytuba]

my boyfriend leaves for work at 5 am every morning... and today when i woke up at 7:30 he was there cuddling with me... he was awake but he said he wanted to get in more cuddle time with me today. :) :o

Then there was nothing to do but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwHMp7alhwI

[bangbangsami]

OMG thats a litle extreme lol..... believe me if I was getting laid I would have noticed! lol.... but we were spooning tee hee heeee :)

[Odbe]

Quote from another forum:

"I am tired of people telling me that I'm going to Hell, and that I sacrifice babies! I happen to love babies! Especially with barbeque sauce!"

[craig johnston]

take no heed bangbangsalami.
there's nothing wrong with a bit of sweetness.
:)

[Smartypants]

New Zealand's own Defense of Marriage Act (http://someofmybestfriendsareamerican.cf.huffingtonpost.c om/)

[bangbangsami]

take no heed bangbangsalami.
there's nothing wrong with a bit of sweetness.
:)

tee hee heee thanks you :)

[Coffee]

http://www.thepaincomics.com/Science%20vs.%20Norse.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

Odin rules!!!!

[madasacutsnake]

Sidney not in Australia, tourist discovers

December 30, 2006 11:30am

A 21-year-old German tourist who wanted to visit his girlfriend in Sydney, Australia, landed 13,000km away near Sidney, Montana, after mistyping his destination on a flight booking website.

Dressed for the Australian summer in t-shirt and shorts, Tobi Gutt left Germany yesterday for a four-week holiday.

Instead of arriving "down under," Mr Gutt found himself on a different continent and bound for the chilly state of Montana.

"I did wonder but I didn't want to say anything," Gutt told the Bild newspaper. "I thought to myself, you can fly to Australia via the US."

Gutt's airline ticket routed him via the US city of Portland, Oregon, to Billings, Montana. Only as he was about to board a commuter flight to Sidney – an oil town of about 5000 people - did he realize his mistake.

[ambo]

From "The Best of Craigslist" collection:

To the annoying skag at my work (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/245020660.html)

Credit Card Scam - BE VERY CAREFUL (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/239203614.html)

Please Hear My Prayer (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/232509284.html)

SUPER NICE THUMBTACK......ONLY $.07 (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/197842631.html)

[Brynn]

ROFL!

[Frieda]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/78/italicuu5.jpg

[Smartypants]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qzf8q9QHfhI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qzf8q9QHfhI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Smartypants]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dzuxyq3ltls"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dzuxyq3ltls" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Smartypants]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mvWdkz8Ra54"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mvWdkz8Ra54" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Avalon]

The most apropos name for a spammer to hit this board so far..

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/images/icons/icon4.gif for sale:XBOX 360 FOR A CHEAP... (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=10810)
by slut (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/member.php?find=lastposter&f=48)


:rolleyes:

[madasacutsnake]

I spoke to someone named Ron Price on the phone at work yesterday, it was all I could do to stay professional.

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[jasmina]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fclYmVaORbM

[ShopaholicChick]

the oozinator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc&eurl=)

[l'azizza]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9836/ymca1wk1.jpg