Post something that made you laugh today.

[zenbabe]

Neutragena makes a pretty good sun block, I used it instead of face cream when I was in Arizona. I also burn with block on and have sensitive skin and this stuff didn't make me break out. It also isn't thick like most sun blocks.

[Veruki]

written in eyeliner on the woman's restroom mirror (in my office building):
"A toilet can be flushed even without an opposable thumb, what's your excuse?"

Laughing took some of my sickies away.

[Frieda]

written in eyeliner on the woman's restroom mirror (in my office building):
"A toilet can be flushed even without an opposable thumb, what's your excuse?"

Laughing took some of my sickies away.
oh yes, we have those too!

at my office, they put stickers on the toilet doors that, in rhyme, tell you to flush and brush your skidmarks away. they always make me laugh!

[Avalon]

Dear Friend,
My name is Mrs. LARISA SOSNITSKAYA, personal secretary to MR.BORISMIKHAIL KHODORKOVSKY, the arrested chairman/CEO of yukos oil and banmenatep spb in Russia who is presently in jail. I have the documents of a large amount of funds which he handed over to me before he was detained and tried in Russia on charges of tax evasion and for financing political parties (The union of right forces, led by BORISNEMTSOV and YABLOKO, a liberal/social democratic party led by GREGORYAVLINSKY) opposed to the Government of MR.VLADMIR PUTIN, the president thereby leading to the freezing of his Finances and Assets. I am contacting you to assist me to Re-profile the sum of (FORTY SIX MILLION DOLLARS) and equally invest same on his behalf. you will be paid 20% for your services.As soon as I receive your acceptance in my personal Email address thus:( mrs_larisasosnitskay001@yahoo.de (mrs_larisasosnitskay001@yahoo.de) ) I will send you the necessary details and my identification.
Your Sincerely,
MRS. LARISA SOSNITSKAYA.

[Veruki]

today the bathroom mirror message read:
"if my cat can flush, so can you"

it was written in red lipstick this time.

[auntie aubrey]

today the bathroom mirror message read:
"if my cat can flush, so can you"

it was written in red lipstick this time.

submit a photo here. (http://passiveaggressivenotes.wordpress.com/)

[Veruki]

you're right I should have taken a picture!!!

[Jaime]

submit a photo here. (http://passiveaggressivenotes.wordpress.com/)

That site made me laugh today.

http://passiveaggressivenotes.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/petercookies.jpg

[craig johnston]

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the spider baby!

:)

[auntie aubrey]

lord jon ray's pic gallery makes me laugh. (http://www.lordjonray.com/pics/archives/pics2001.htm)

actually the whole site makes me laugh. be sure to visit the art gallery.

[T.I.P.]

i don't know why this kid really makes me laugh

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/85/215546617_7f3bbe8d16_m.jpg

[zenbabe]

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[T.I.P.]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8069/eightiesrocksjl8.jpg

I hope he goes back to 1984 and kicks the shit out of whoever gave him that haircut..

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

[Jack Flanders]

hahaha!!! "I don't wanna stair!"

[l'azizza]

http://www.paloozahead.com/

[Veruki]

"You have the support of all the thinking people in the country, Senator!" -- shouted by anonymous supporter

"Yes, but we need a majority!" -- Adlai Stevenson

:D

[brightpearl]

http://www.paloozahead.com/

Thanks for that. My kiddo made this one. I'm proud as punch of his musical tastes.
<object width="340" height="470"><param name="movie" value="http://www.paloozahead.com/e/632705-6229--"></param><param name="wmode" value="opaque"></param><embed src="http://www.paloozahead.com/e/632705-6229--" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="opaque" width="340" height="470"></embed></object><br><a href="http://www.paloozahead.com/go/eplza" target="_blank">Create Your Own PaloozaHead</a> - <a href="http://www.paloozahead.com/go/elolla" target="_blank">Visit Lollapalooza.com</a>

[AllegroNg]

http://www.paloozahead.com/
Like this?? Maybe these need their own thread..

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[auntie aubrey]

on the way home i saw a semi with a decal on the back that said "my other ride is your girlfriend."

it made me chuckle.

[brightpearl]

from overheardinnewyork.com
Big black lady #1: Have you been to that new Queens mall?
Big black lady #2: No.
Big black lady #1: Half the people be shoppin', half of 'em be watchin' people, and I don't even know 'bout the other half. It gets so damn crowded!
:D :D :D :D
That is the most Zen thing I've read in weeks. Ooooh, my sides.

[Odbe]

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[Jaime]

^^ haha! Oh that was so, so great. :D

[auntie aubrey]

i assume the literal translation of that show's title is "fun with spacial relations rofl."

[topcat]

every post that the duke has posted on this board

[l'azizza]

BP, I like your chicken legs and your son is prob more technologically savvy than most of us! The friend that sent that to me had me with glow lights as well. But I was wearing a leotard with a unicorn on it.

Allegro, that OKGO treadmill is very appealing. Thanks for making the character, it made me laugh out loud! I'd like to see more ppl make paloozaheads, unlimit-less characters!

Auntie A, I saw this bumper sticker on a small truck a couple of months ago, "You don't need to drive a big truck if you have a big dick."

BP, there are three types of people. Those that can count, and those that cannot.

Odbe, Not Clear!! That was well worth the download!

[Frieda]

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[brightpearl]

Odbe, Not Clear was hilarious -- thanks.
I found this while letting my son watch that^ for the millionth time. I don't really know why, but it makes me laugh really hard. I think it's the metaphorical connotations.

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[Tunesmith]

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[brightpearl]

I found some extremely risque and utterly hilarious nun-related etchings (by accident -- I did not google "nun pr0n" OMG :D ), but I can't post a link lest I corrupt the younguns.

[craig johnston]

^^
tease!

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showpost.php?p=348089&postcount=7

made me lol!

:D

[l'azizza]

man at bar: Do you want a shot of Patron?

my very young, cute friend: No, I want a shot of tequila.

[Avalon]

From current events:

You know I don't really care to answer that kind of question at all ,mainly because it's clearly cynical and intended to be mean spirited .
You see unlike you , I don't live on a message board ...I have a life you know ....

HAHAAAA that has to be the funniest thing I have heard in years.

[priceyfatprude]

Meaty the Dog.

[12"razormix]

on my way home today, a license plate starting with

HNHH

[zero]

ZORMIX17HNHH

[brightpearl]

Steve Martin -- Grandmother's Song (http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=4195)

Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.

O.K. everybody!

Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
(O.K. everybody on this!)
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
(Let 'em hear you outside!)

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
(Everybody sing!)
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

(Ladies only)
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
(Now the men)
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
(Everybody)
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Go into a closet and suck eggs.

[T.I.P.]

^ that :)

[Veruki]

doggie kisses

[brightpearl]

http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/decision.jpg

[Veruki]

http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/ch/1995/ch950821.gif


I heart Calvin

[brightpearl]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/SIGN/10014~Hippies-Use-Back-Door-Posters.jpg
kind of a blanket assumption if you ask me

[priceyfatprude]

it's jesus on a dog's butt. if that isn't wrong enough for you, i don't know what is.ahahahaaaaaa

[madasacutsnake]

My brother says the lotus seed pods look "diseased" and that they give him the creeps. I took one to a psychiatrist who was supposedly treating me. I told him it looked "deformed". He told me I had penis envy. (I don't.)

^^

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

[zenbabe]

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[Veruki]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c373/Rusulka/comicpun.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c373/Rusulka/problem.jpg

[Veruki]

I spent 15 min laughing over a bottle of asprin. no particular reason, I was just at the store and I it found hilarious.

[brightpearl]

^^Um, yeah. You should really cut back on the "aspirin."

:D

[Veruki]

seriously, it was one of the wierdest things that's ever happened to me!:confused:

[Tunesmith]

I spent 15 min laughing over a bottle of asprin. no particular reason, I was just at the store and I it found hilarious.

My sister and I did the same thing last week. But with "Liquid Band-Aid"...

Those laughing streaks are the best. :D

[Veruki]

^HA! I'm not crazy!:D

[Tunesmith]

Well, we'd been stealing shots of saki for around 1/2 an hour, so that might explain it. :rolleyes:

[Veruki]

ok, I was completely sober...maybe I am crazy. :(

[Tunesmith]

Wear it like a badge, Veruki - feel free to introduce yourself with the words:

"Hi! I'm clinically insane!"

[madasacutsnake]

Finding that the australian version of this:

<img src=http://yc-arc.org/images/fr2.jpg>

says "Crikey!"

[Dorkahontas]

One of my co-workers today revealed that when she was a child, her parents referred to the female nether-region as a "schmink". I nearly spewed coffee out my nose.

[T.I.P.]

*** RUNS THROUGH THREAD NAKED ***

:D :D :D

[brightpearl]

^That made me laugh, too.

[Tunesmith]

PS I FAKED ALL THE HIGH NOTES AND IM SEEING A FRENCH HORN NOW

:D

+5 for musical innuendo

[Coffee]

***Warning, contains "not work safe language"

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[Jaime]

^ :D Oh, that's terribly funny.

[lukkucairi]

.

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:D :D

[Frieda]

***Warning, contains "not work safe language"

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oh yeah i love this commercial.. it's been a few years since it was on tv.. i laughed so hard when i saw it first :D

[trisherina]

..And someone else said something to the effect of "well yeah, but if shopping is what the kid DOESN'T want to do, and you take him out of there, you've just rewarded him" WRONG. That's where you've got to be smarter and use those little psychological tools. It only took a few nights of peanut butter sandwiches on white bread (YUK, no one in my family can stand white bread), and you ever so sweetly saying "well I'm so sorry sweetie, but you didn't want to be in the store, so we had to leave", and possibly mentioning "gosh too bad, we could have had mom's fried chicken tonight" and that'll cure that sort of thing.

[Veruki]

This was more of a laughing out of embaressment moment, but it made me laugh none the less. A conversation I just had with my boyfriend as I read a magazine:

b/f:...so the velociraptors in Jurassic Park are not representative of true velociraptors?

me: no, they were modeled after a different, larger dinosaur. Velociraptors were about the size of a turkey.

b/f: really? they couldn't have been that small.

me: yeah they were, I know because I'm a velociraptor.


My lesson of the day- If you read magazines instead of listening to your own conversations, you will say something stupid.;)

[madasacutsnake]

God Bless You devious and evil australian advisor to the scriptwriters, for you just made my week.

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[Avalon]

Could be coincidence... but then again...

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force and the US government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep??

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things

[brightpearl]

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stegosaurus...he he he

[brightpearl]

For anyone who enjoyed Will Ferrell's "The Landlord."
Her name is Pearl, of course.

Good Cop, Baby Cop (http://funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080)
You're goin down, ese.

[Jack Flanders]

I'm going to miss Pearl!!! :(

[auntie aubrey]

^^ the hauntening made me laugh like a crazy person.


this made me laugh, but not in the funny way. in the "wow how'd he do that?" way.

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[Coffee]

this made me laugh, but not in the funny way. in the "wow how'd he do that?" way.

Obviously he used "light of hand":p

[brightpearl]

^The kiddo and I really enjoyed that; very innovative.

[auntie aubrey]

Obviously he used "light of hand":p

http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/images/smilies/rimshot.gif

[Jack Flanders]

I think there were vertical stringy things happening. :)

[Tunesmith]

For anyone who enjoyed Will Ferrell's "The Landlord."
Her name is Pearl, of course.

Good Cop, Baby Cop (http://funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080)
You're goin down, ese.

"Hi, hell! I've got someone for you..."

That was beautiful. :D

[madasacutsnake]

Myself two years ago.

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showpost.php?p=292707&postcount=994

I spoke to Fig Jam this week. She quit her current job when she found out that the government was funding her position and therefore (said in tone of righteous indignation), "my employers were getting me for nothing!".

[T.I.P.]

this made me laugh, but not in the funny way. in the "wow how'd he do that?" way.


Noone does magic tricks with cheezy soundtracks better than Gob:

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[brightpearl]

^I'll bet David Copperfield doesn't find that funny at all. *snerk*

[auntie aubrey]

Noone does magic tricks with cheezy soundtracks better than Gob

haha the instant i saw the laser magician clip i said "i wish he were playing the final countdown." and i waited for him to shower pennies on the crowd.

[Tunesmith]

haha the instant i saw the laser magician clip i said "i wish he were playing the final countdown." and i waited for him to shower pennies on the crowd.

Hehehe, same here!

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[funkytuba]

Word of the Month:
I don't want to alarm anyone but you should expect a coordinated night attack by invisible squidofascists in your area sometime soon.

[l'azizza]

Don't bring that weak shit.

I wasn't expecting that. I hear ya girl.

[brightpearl]

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[craig johnston]

not strictly today, this has made me laugh for about a week now:

For the record, I've never actually wanted a pony, other than as a rhetorical device.

thanks trish.

;)

[brightpearl]

It's nice how often we make each other laugh around here.

I wish a sniper would take care of the guy playing soft-core porn melodies on his saxophone right above my office :mad:
*snerk*

[trisherina]

I love the author of this article.

Others think the fish are purposely attacking boaters who invade their turf, but Dr. Sulak said sturgeon were as docile as lambs. He sometimes acts as their public relations agent, encouraging curious boaters to watch as he nets sturgeon for population counts. They lie quietly on a scale in his boat, their rough, cold bodies looking bronze one second, greenish gold the next.

Some onlookers melt. “Once they see they’re not monstrous, they don’t have big teeth, they’re not mean — they’re kind of lovable, in a way,” he said, “that kind of defuses things.”

[lukkucairi]

^^look for the Gund "Stewart Sturgeon" plush toy debuting this Christmas

[madasacutsnake]

My work.

Care worker: I've tried to her attend her three times and she called me a b*tch so I walked out and left her

Mad resident: She just walked out on me!

Snake: Yes, but I know what you called her to make her walk out on you

Mad resident: I called her nothing that wasn't completely reasonable


And also.

"We got Mum stitching name labels on Dad's clothing because it's something we discovered she can still do.......then we found she'd sewn them all onto the fronts of his clothing"

[brightpearl]

Toilet Seat Art Museum (http://www.unusualmuseums.org/toilet/)

Me? From Texas? NOoooo, I'm not from Texas...

[funkytuba]

SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO FEAST ON THE FLESH OF THE LIVING HERE COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN.

[auntie aubrey]

i just remembered this golden oldie:

wheeeeeeee! (http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml)

probably nsfw.

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ :D

[Tunesmith]

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF219-Transfer_Patient.jpg

[priceyfatprude]

i just remembered this golden oldie:

wheeeeeeee! (http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml)

probably nsfw.Gonads in the lightning! IN THE LIGHTNING!

[Frieda]

bit of text on zapruder.nl


Terwijl de prijs van oliefutures bezig is alle records te breken, kijken twee miljard mensen naar een wereldwijde rockshow om meer bewustheid te kweken voor “global warming”. Met een keiharde indoctrinatiecampagne wordt de wereldbevolking duidelijk gemaakt dat “we het zuiniger aan moeten doen want het is twee voor twaalf”. Ondertussen raast door het Midden Oosten een oorlogsmachine die per dag evenveel olie consumeert als heel Zwitserland. Worden er in het kader van de strijd tegen terreur tonnen verarmd uranium de atmosfeer en aarde ingepompt en wordt er druk gelobbied om een kerncentrale in Iran op te blazen. Meneer Gore.....het is goed met u.....


translated:
While the price of oil futures is breaking all records, two billion people are watching a worldwide rockshow to endorse awareness about "global warming". With a rock-hard indoctrination campaign the world population is made clear that "we should be more economical because the time to act is now". Meanwhile, a war machine is raging through the Middle East that is consuming more oil every day than the whole of Switzerland. In the name of the war on terror tons of depleted uranium are being pumped into the atmosphere and into the earth and they are lobbying to blow up a nuclear plant in Iran. Mr Gore.....yeah right....

[auntie aubrey]

i don't get that last line. what does gore have to do with the decisions made by this administration?

you might as well say "auntie aubrey, yeah right."

[Frieda]

hmmm i guess "yeah right" isnt a good translation for that line.. it's like we're telling mr gore that it's useless to take part in his environmental campaign because the government is spilling everything anyway. it's dutch sarcasm i guess.. i can't figure out how to translate it properly! any ideas?

[auntie aubrey]

maybe something along the lines of "nice try, gore."

(although i disagree with the sentiment. making an effort still counts.)

[funkytuba]

how about.... .

Mr. Gore... whatever...

or

Mr. Gore... you've got bigger fish to fry.

or

Mr. Gore... keep your eye on the ball.

or

Mr. Gore... you can't see the trees for the forest.

[funkytuba]

or.

Mr. Gore... Good for you!

Mr. Gore... yeah, good luck with that

Mr. Gore... Thanks for playing!

[funkytuba]

or

Mr. Gore... those deck chairs are looking mighty straight (http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=220569)

[auntie aubrey]

Mr. Gore... you can't see the trees for the forest.

i like this one because of the environmental angle.

[trisherina]

Maybe it was the margaritas at lunch, but...

oh MB, what a fantastic use of available font properties. i'm never sure when to try such a trick but you, sir, you just dove right in and used that size setting to its utmost perfection!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

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[madasacutsnake]

In "Letters that get me through the day."

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showpost.php?p=352923&postcount=1211

[LeahDear]

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=11689&page=2

trisherina's reply made me laugh

very very hard

[Dorkahontas]

I overheard a guy describing someone as "volumptuous".

I think I like that pronunciation better, actually.

[brightpearl]

I am a ginormous geek for reading this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inherently_funny_word) article about inherently amusing words. I must be in a really juvenile mood today. :D

some excerpts:
Dave Barry's 1991 book Dave Barry Talks Back reprints a column on linguistic humor. He contrasts the phrases "Richard Nixon wearing a necktie" with "Richard Nixon wearing a neck weasel", and "Scientists have discovered a 23rd moon orbiting Jupiter" with "Scientists have discovered a giant weasel orbiting Jupiter." He concludes that weasel is a very funny word - "You can improve the humor value of almost any situation by injecting a weasel into it."

Monty Python's "Woody and Tinny Words" sketch finds humor in the pure sounds of English words and their inherent "woodiness" (soothing or arousing) or "tinniness" (irritating or discordant).
Another Monty Python sketch, "Are You Embarrassed Easily?", includes a list of alternately ordinary and humorous words: shoe, megaphone, grunties, Wankel rotary engine, tits, winkle, and vibraphone.

In The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the "rudest word in the Universe" is revealed to be "Belgium".

[seebe]

Just about all the posts on "This is what I look like...seriously, thread made me laugh today. What a fun thread to read and look at. I can't remember who brought it up last, but thank you.

[trisherina]

Someone sent me this (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2457332).

[brightpearl]

^BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

ahahaha!
*weeps painfully*
Heeee...*whew*

"Latoya and Daisy..." *snerk* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, man.

I'm so glad someone in the comments thought the same thing I did, about how they should have been shooting horse.

[Avalon]

How sad. :p

That book makes me want to do drugs.

HAHAHAHHAHAA

[Tunesmith]

Whew....that was wonderful.

You know, I thought I was going to make it through without losing it, but after seeing this picture:

http://inorpo-b.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/d0/d0a03c00a9907fc171de48d2a791e411158a386a.jpg

I almost cried from laughing. :D

Does that make me a bad person? :confused:

[Avalon]

Whew....that was wonderful.

You know, I thought I was going to make it through without losing it, but after seeing this picture:

http://inorpo-b.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/d0/d0a03c00a9907fc171de48d2a791e411158a386a.jpg

I almost cried from laughing. :D

Does that make me a bad person? :confused:

Yes and you're going to hell.
You can sit next to me..... :p

[Jaime]

That brightened my day in a very strange way. :D

[seebe]

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[craig johnston]

That brightened my day in a very strange way. :D

so did you

;)

[Tunesmith]

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[brightpearl]

^Ohhhh, my face hurts. "No homo!"
hahahahahaha

[auntie aubrey]

we in the bed like ooh.


also, i'm totally going to start couching compliments with "no homo."

[Jaime]

so did you

;)


Aw shucks. :o

Thank you. :)

[Tunesmith]

auntie and pearly: very happy you guys enjoyed that!

I tried to find the actual interview, but it wasn't on the Tube. :(

[Tunesmith]

fantoccini - the imaginary genitals of castrati.


"Of course my voice is glorious," said the internationally acclaimed Seebe, modestly, "but there are some long, lonely nights in which the intensity of the unrelieved and unrelievable erection of my fantoccini is almost intolerable!"

:D

[seebe]

:D
I feel like a celebrity now.:cool:

[Jaime]

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This guy is fantastic.

[Brynn]

maybe it was the extremely boring task I was involved in, but this whole conversation on a normally stuffy call-in radio show helped me through the day:

The Five-Second Rule (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=11882532)

(Click on the Listen button)

[Dorkahontas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q67DZRZVC9c&mode=related&search=

[Tunesmith]

Harry Potter Book Disguises (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/pottercovers.html) (As the site says, WARNING: HARSH LANGUAGE)

:D

Personally, I'll be reading my copy with the cover displayed proudly, even if it does turn out to be a total letdown.

[AllegroNg]

^^^ Hahah! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass Cabin!!!

I have a shameful tendancy to take off the cover:P

Nothing funny to report.. sorry..

[auntie aubrey]

^^ i very much enjoyed those book covers.

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/56796/

[brightpearl]

^Classy. (eta:just to be clear to anyone who hasn't followed the link, I meant the guy in the story, not PFP's post! :D )

This made me laugh.
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[Marcus Bales]

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[Avalon]

Watching AngelBN post her daily dose of spam

During a shit storm about spam

Watching that spam be deleted during the shit storm

priceless

[Tunesmith]

http://lolcats.com/images/u/07/27/lolcatsdotcomiudr9nfh0ztce7ar.jpg

:D

[Anna]

probably shouldn't have but it did
hillary (http://hillarynutcracker.com/completelynuts.html)
you can vote for the next one.
Let the games begine!

[Jaime]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/128282143486406250not4u.jpg

Pauvre poule.

[brightpearl]

I was thinking about my handbag anti-attorney general protective copy of the Constitution, and I thought about this part of a speech Molly Ivins once gave (http://alumnae.smith.edu/remember/mollyspeech.php):

Unknown to many people, my friend John Henry (Faulk) had a career in law enforcement -- at one point as he was a Texas Ranger. Captain of the Texas Rangers. He was seven at the time. And his friend Boots Cooper was the sheriff. The two of them did a lot of serious law enforcement out behind the Faulk place in south Austin.

And one day Mrs. Faulk asked those boys to go down to the henhouse and get a chicken snake out of the henhouse for her. So they rode their bikes down there and tethered their brooms. Went in and hunted through the nests on the bottom shelf and did not find that snake. Then they had to stand on tiptoe to see over the edge of the top shelf, and they did find a snake.

I myself have never been nose-to-nose with a chicken snake, but I’ve always taken John Henry’s word for it that it will just scare the living hell out of you. And it did. It scared both those boys so bad they both tried to exit the henhouse at the same time doing considerable damage to both themselves and the henhouse door.

Mrs. Faulk, watching this from the porch, got to laughing so hard. And they came back up there, and she said, “Boys, what is wrong with you? You know perfectly well a chicken snake cannot hurt you, will not hurt you.” That’s when Boots Cooper said something fairly immortal. He said, “Yes, ma’am, but there are some things that’ll scare you so bad that you’ll hurt yourself.”
------------------------------------------------
Molly Ivins never failed to give me a happy.

[Marcus Bales]

A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair.
She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
"What troubles you, Sister?" asks the Mother Superior. "I thought this was
the day you spent with your family."
"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother. We
try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer
before I devoted my life to Christ."
"I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it your day
of recreation was not relaxing?"
"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name in
vain today!"
"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must tell
me all about it!"
"Well, we were on* the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother ~ 540
yard Par 5,* with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green and I hit the drive
of my* life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it's flying
straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and it hits a bird in
mid-flight not 100 yards off the tee!"
"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How unfortunate! But surely that didn't
make you blaspheme, Sister!"
"No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom
what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and
runs off down the* fairway!"
"Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathized Mother.
"But I didn't, Mother Superior!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was so proud of
myself! And while I was pondering whether this was* a sign from God, this
hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the* squirrel and flies off, with my
ball still clutched in his* paws!"
"So that's when you cursed," said the Mother with a knowing smile.
"Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister,* anguished, "because as the
hawk started to fly out of sight, the* squirrel started struggling, and the
hawk dropped him right there on* the green, and the ball popped out of his
paws and rolled to about 18* inches from the cup!"
Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest,
fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...
"You missed the goddamned putt, didn't you?"

*

[Jack Flanders]

Hahaha!!!

[Marcus Bales]

MAMMOGRAM BLUES
Found on the Internet
Edited for scansion and style by the Poetry Rewrite Desk

For years and years they told me to be careful of my breasts:
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, and give them monthly tests.

I heeded all their warnings; in the bedroom and the spa
I guarded them from hands and stress and always wore my bra.

But after 30 years of care my doctor found a lump.
She ordered up a mammogram to look inside that bump.

"Stand up very close" she said, and got my boob in line,
"And tell me when it hurts" she said; "Ah yes there now that's fine."

She stepped down on a pedal; I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate pressed down and down -- my boob was in a vise!

My skin was stretched and stretched from up beneath my chin.
My boob was being squished and squashed to Swedish pancake thin.

I felt excruciating pain within its alligator grip.
A prisoner in this vicous thing: my poor defenseless tit!

"Take a breath" she said to me: who's she think she's kidding?
But since I'm mashed in her machine I do her evil bidding.
.
"There, that was good," I heard her say. The room is slowly swaying.
"Now, let's have a go at the other one." Lord have mercy I'm praying.

It squeezed on me from up and down; it squeezed from side to side;
I'll bet she's never had this done to her educated hide!

If I had cysts when I came in I surely have none now.
If there had been a cyst in there it would have popped, "ker-pow!"

A man must have invented this machine I have no doubt;
I'd like to stick his balls in there and see how they come out!

[seebe]

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z105/photostore4/11-29-2004.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

[brightpearl]

Thinking of Graham Chapman earlier today, I was reminded of the eulogy that John Cleese delivered at his memorial service. It's one of the most beautiful and appropriately inappropriate and hilarious things ever spoken. And it's nsfw.

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[brightpearl]

Stephi's new title!!

[Stephi_B]

^ given to me by you! ;) :)

[Jack Flanders]

Thinking of Graham Chapman earlier today, I was reminded of the eulogy that John Cleese delivered at his memorial service. It's one of the most beautiful and appropriately inappropriate and hilarious things ever spoken. And it's nsfw.

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Loved that!!! Those guys were and still are the best.

[craig johnston]

BIZARRE INJURIES
Dave Beasant Dropped a bottle of salad cream on his foot
Rio Ferdinand Picked up a tendon strain watching TV
Richard Wright Shoulder injury falling through his loft
Santiago Canizares Dropped a bottle of aftershave and severed a tendon
Alan Mullery Injured his back cleaning his teeth
Darren Barnard Slipped in a puddle of his dog's liquid

[Frieda]

^ oh man. you should see my hospital records.. :eek:

[auntie aubrey]

http://i11.tinypic.com/4knrwae.gif

[Jack Flanders]

Sorry!!! That's fvcking scary!! :eek:

[T.I.P.]

who is joyce ? thread.
page 2
posts number 17-20

<s>= internet laugh of the month</s>

funniest thing i've ever seen on the internet

[brightpearl]

http://g8.no/images/20060513004418_wtf.sized.jpg
it's the elmo that does it

[l'azizza]

I don't know if it was a rerun or not, but did anyone see Jimmy Kimmel last night? They had that "Chocolate Rain" guy on. While he was singing, the camera was scanning the audience and kept focusing on old ladies with quizzical looks on their faces.

[Veruki]

My brother thinks I get paid to do nothing, cuz whenever he comes to visit it just happens to be a "slow" day. Well today he walked in just as I finished my post-it origami velociraptor family. They were about to attack a family of helpless paper clip, but my caught me as they were in mid-pounce.

[brightpearl]

Turd burglar.

*snicker*
:D

[lukkucairi]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44048000/jpg/_44048728_dayinpixap4416.jpg

[Anna]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9043/shavingmirror8lp.jpg

[Brynn]

Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay
These are the winners of the "worst analogies ever written in a high school essay" contest.


He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
-- Joseph Romm, Washington

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
-- Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
-- Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
-- Roy Ashley, Washington

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
-- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake
-- Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
-- Unknown

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
-- Jack Bross, Chevy Chase

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
-- Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like"Second Tall Man."
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-- Jennifer Hart, Arlington

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
-- Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
-- Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
-- Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
-- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

[auntie aubrey]

300 page AT&T phone bill for the iphone (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/junk-in-a-box/the-madness-begins-with-a-300+page-att-bill-for-iphone-288887.php)

[craig johnston]

thanks brynn. where do you get these things?
:)

[brightpearl]

I was just out buying school supplies, and I walked past a sign advertising a sale on "henleys and knickers." In the states, knickers are trousers that gather somewhere around the knees.
Like these:
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ILAUmCHnL._AA262_.jpg


But I couldn't help snickering at what our UK monkeys would think.

[rmr]

who is joyce ? thread.
page 2
posts number 17-20

<s>= internet laugh of the month</s>

funniest thing i've ever seen on the internet


oh my god i forgot how funny that was..........i'm crying. thank you!!!

[T.I.P.]

no problem

:)

[brightpearl]

^ha ha ha :D

[rmr]

no problem

:)



http://www.tangsoudao.com/images/news_Alejandro-wct.jpg

[brightpearl]

Ooooh. Stand back everybody. TIP has ninja skills.

[T.I.P.]

can't right now, i'm eating and avocado and chèvre pizza, extra spicy

[brightpearl]

Dude, mentioning chèvre does nothing to up your manliness quotient.

Help me help you.

[T.I.P.]

can't right now, i'm having a "Triple Beef Pizza" with a couple of "brewskis" in front of the game

better ?

[brightpearl]

Well, I dunno...Maybe if you break your nose.

:D

[brightpearl]

The last bit is worth the first boring 1:40.
nsfw
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[Brynn]

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[auntie aubrey]

om nom nom nom! (http://www.omnomnomnom.com/index.php)

click the picture to cycle through.

[AllegroNg]

om nom nom nom! (http://www.omnomnomnom.com/index.php)

click the picture to cycle through.

lololololol!!! Why the HELL is that so funny? Hahhaha

Tho the twin tower nom nom thing wasn't as funny..

Still! hahahhaha!

[auntie aubrey]

i was just talking to a friend about that. they're not really funny one by one, but the cumulative effect is FABULOUS.

[T.I.P.]

Vader sings chocolate rain

HAhahaha !

[brightpearl]

Brightpickle!!
http://hhs.cabe.k12.wv.us/staff/larryoyster/sci%20club/IMG_0006.JPG

Here's a demo, but I don't think you should try it.
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[brightpearl]

So innocent, and yet SO WRONG.
And it will prove to you once and for all how deeply entrenched in the gutter is your dirty little mind.
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Oh, man, my sides ache.

[Marcus Bales]

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[auntie aubrey]

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons. (http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/)

[Jaime]

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons. (http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/)

I am actually crying from laughing so hard at that. :D

[Jaime]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3391/1182118926076if5.gif

[Frieda]

^ that giant pigeon made me laugh :D

[Veruki]

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/news/2007/08/22/wrinkly_cat_big.jpg

[seebe]

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/g214.gif

[Veruki]

I am actually crying from laughing so hard at that. :D

I'm still crying, that was the best.

[lukkucairi]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/packages/images/photo/2007/08/22/082207POD/19593781.JPG

[Earthling]

^^^they're playing 'Medievil 3' and when the demon jumps out, it scares them sooo much...viola !
OK, I got my giggle for the day.:p

[brightpearl]

It turns out college boys still have that certain bouncing flip-flop saunter and wear too much cologne. And they still apparently keep their baseball hats in coffee mugs over night to achieve the correct brim curvature.

College girls still wear good shoes the first week of class, and struggle down the pebbled sidewalks that are wet from sprinklers.

The only difference is that, instead of walking in groups and saying hi to everyone they pass, everyone walks individually and talks on their cell phone.

It's weird. But kind of refreshing.

[CherishHellfire]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q116/hellkitty_bucket/frogcnn.jpg

[lukkucairi]

http://www.cherryflava.com/cherryflava/images/viagra.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

So innocent, and yet SO WRONG.
And it will prove to you once and for all how deeply entrenched in the gutter is your dirty little mind.
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Oh, man, my sides ache.

oh, now but this... NSFW!

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[brightpearl]

^Ah, muppets and the mob -- two great tastes that taste great together.

[brightpearl]

I'm a simple girl with simple tastes, I guess.

Mr. Beanbastic (http://kids.aol.com/movies-and-tv/movies/mr-beans-holiday/dancing-bean-game)

[Jack Flanders]

SNL tonight reruns of the best of last season's shows - "Dick in a Box!" hahaha!!!

[brightpearl]

http://img2.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/7/c/4/f/8/7c4f8051366922a148c200a5654cc755_full.jpg

[trisherina]

captchas (http://www.defectiveyeti.com/iacaptchas/)

[lapietra]

http://www.cherryflava.com/cherryflava/images/viagra.jpg

I love that her breasts are completely stable.

ew... no nipples. (Must be a Disney character.)

[brightpearl]

captchas (http://www.defectiveyeti.com/iacaptchas/)

Ah, natural selection through punctuated disequilibria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punctuated_equilibrium).

[Anna]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6452/335903alteredrt4.jpg
babies are funny

[Anna]

ctrlaltdel

[Tunesmith]

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[auntie aubrey]

bulletproof baby (http://www.bulletproofbaby.net/)

[brightpearl]

Fjeff's The Acadian Flycatcher of Justice (http://www.zefrank.org/user/video/view/3744) was taken from Ben 23's photo (http://www.zefrank.org/user/image/view/29023) and a comment of mine on the ORG, and it made me laugh.

Good timing, given the news.

[Brynn]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/uploads/2007/05/61074_harrypotterstarwars.jpg

[rapscalious rob]

haha - brilliant! :cool:

[brightpearl]

^That's because there's really only one story. :)

[Odbe]

^That's because there's really only one story. :)

It's the story of life, man. Can you feel it?
http://www.loupiote.com/rainbow/images/8133-hippy-jesus.jpg

[Odbe]

I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.

[Odbe]

http://pepetarians.org/hippy-ghost.gif
Who you lookin at?

[brightpearl]

^Naw, Odbe, I think you got my meaning. I don't require weed to think of it that way, but I think the two often go together. :D

[Odbe]

Not in every case :D

[auntie aubrey]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3338/paranoiaew6.jpg

so many lollerskates.

[brightpearl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAM_31SU0U

Ohhhhh, lordy. :D

[brightpearl]

I had my kiddo at a place with lots of carnival-style games today, and we played one called "Raging Ape." You have to hold on to these two metal levers, and they vibrate like mad to simulate voltage. If you hold on long enough, the big fiberglass king kongy gorilla begins to emit smoke from his mouth and ears. It really was sort of hard not to let go, and there was a lot of giggling. We made it through the "high" setting a couple of times, and my hands felt weird for half an hour.

[Jaime]

Ohhhhh, lordy. :D

I still prefer this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6a8T5Z5wkk&mode=related&search=

Edit: And I can't stop laughing at this:


http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-1172899349587.jpg
Stretchy kitty!

[brightpearl]

Ooh, I'm going to ruin Marge's idea of me. :D
http://a6.vox.com/6a00c2251e5f388e1d00c2251fd086604a-320pi

I think it's just as true of girlfriends. Does that make me more cynical, or less?

[rapscalious rob]

<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

[Tunesmith]

THIS HORSE IS EATING A LITTLE GIRL SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

http://www.24hourmuseum.org.uk/chg/showme/chunked_image/2006_1230.JPG

:D

[craig johnston]

Momo is Rubbish, Liverpool fan.
Posted Today @ 14:14

Shiz ma Dizz, dis is well baaaaad breds, We neva do well wen we play Southampton and I dont fink gettin a result next week is gonna be easy. Word on da street is dat Stevie G is gonna ave 2 ave his toe amputated as it aint healing up good. Will he eva be da same playa wiv da gimp foot ?

the fact that we're playing portsmouth is the icing on the cake.

:)

[trisherina]

This (http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showpost.php?p=360919&postcount=944), of course.

[brightpearl]

This sign, at the local taco house:

"Tenemos Parking"

[Tunesmith]

This (http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showpost.php?p=360919&postcount=944), of course.

I thought you might like that, trish. :D

[auntie aubrey]

married to the sea (http://www.marriedtothesea.com/index.php)

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/010907/wash-no-evil.gif

it wasn't funny at first. but now i will never stop laughing.

[l'azizza]

Warning: this refers to a cat. An email from my former boss:

"Here is a good laugh at the crazy people. This week-end a lady
called irate and full of venom. Apparently she wants to take us to
court for naming a cat Gimpie, it has a bum paw from a car accident that we did not amputate. It's against the cat's civil liberties and she is going
straight to the ADA to get us busted. The poor cat has been demeaned and belittled and she is his advocate. I have not changed the name. I wonder what her husbands name is, just a thought."

[brightpearl]

My son is a rabid marmo-skink (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crqjs-OwlJI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fspaceadventure%2Etv%2F).

[Mik]

^^ :D not a lot of screen time, but a proper credit!

and my son is the mosquito bandito!

[brightpearl]

It's awesome; he's watched it a bajillion times!!

btw I forgot you were going to use it, so it was really weird to hear my traffic report come out of Roni's mouth! I wrote it and sent it somewhere, and it got filmed on the other side of the world...I mean in outer space...

What a bizarre series of tubes.

[Mik]

It was so cool editing all that stuff together from everybody! It's like playing music with people from all around the world. And letting you guys write part of it makes it like playing jazz.

The unexpected element is pure bliss to me.

I hope more people will get involved! I could have used some of auntie's photoshopping in the news cast :D

[Stephi_B]

This email I got today:

Dear Mrs. B {they abolished the Miss here some years ago...},
am organising the 30-year Abi {highschool exam} meeting,
and I'd need informations concerning your mother Mrs. Barbara B,
born C. Her email address would be enough to come into contact
with her.
Your email address I received from Mrs Barbara B {who is my ex-stepmother btw},
whom I called but who turned out to be the wrong Mrs Barbara B.
... {politeness formulas etc. pp.} ...

Now we got a very, very seldom family name (only like two dozen people have it Germany-wide).
So dear Dad, please, please don't marry any Barbaras again,
or the invitation to my mom's 40th or 50th Abi meeting may travel so
many stations that she cannot attend it anymore. Yeah, well actually she
hates these meetings, so go on with that, plus you never come in the
embarrassing situation to call a lady by the wrong name...
;) :D

[trisherina]

The rat man's collection of school "reflection" yearbooks, which featured such gems as a young man wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with "PROUD TO BE A NIP," and one particularly astonishing page showing the photographs of the congenitally disadvantaged class under the flowery-fonted heading of "Kissing Cousins."

[T.I.P.]

http://www.deeperwants.com/cul1/homeworlds/journal/archives/photos/fathead.jpg

hahahahahahhahahah :p

[Odbe]

^ Agreed. What the hell is that thing, anyway? :confused:

[T.I.P.]

^ Agreed. What the hell is that thing, anyway? :confused:

i'm not sure but i think it is the Universal Visual Antonym, i.e. the visual antonym of any image you could possibly imagine

[AllegroNg]

My new work-out video:
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Oh.. it only gets better. More uses for a bandana:

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[brightpearl]

http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3432/H_3432_26.jpg

[Veruki]

evidence of ghost activity caught on tape. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo8CP9Hhb58)

No matter how many times I see this, I always laugh. It reminds me of my childhood.

[Veruki]

There is this old man in the building I recently moved into. He's great. We talk about all sorts of things. Sometimes he just shouts little tid-bits of wisdom at me as I walk in and out. This morning as I left he yelled "don't pay for the hooker if you're not horny." Now, 5 hours later, I laugh. He's 92, I hope I'm like that when I'm his age.

[auntie aubrey]

an explanation for t.i.p's neighbor's yelling:

encouraging an egg to finish boiling

i did one of those silly head-thrown-back-cackling laughs.

[Avalon]

SLUT -- Streetcar's unfortunate acronym seems here to stay

By KERY MURAKAMI (kerymurakami@seattlepi.com)
P-I REPORTER
(Editor's note: This story has been changed since it was first published. Jerry Johnson was originally misidentified in a photo caption.)
There's a story going around South Lake Union, but a spokeswoman for Vulcan, Paul Allen's development company, says it's just an urban legend.
That aside, the story that the neighborhood's streetcar line now under construction was called the South Lake Union Trolley until the powers that be realized the unfortunate acronym -- SLUT -- seems here to stay.
Officially, it's now the South Lake Union Streetcar. But the trolley name already has caught on, and in the old Cascade neighborhood in South Lake Union, they're waiting for the SLUT.
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"We're welcoming the SLUT into the neighborhood," said Jerry Johnson, 29, a part-time barista. Johnson said the T-shirts were done just for fun, but they seem to have tapped into something: The first 100 sold out in days and now orders for the next 100 are under way.

*boring rest of article here*

[l'azizza]

More extreme crochet (http://www.patriciawaller.com/en/images.html) here.
;)

[Anna]

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[auntie aubrey]

^ i love that so much. that still stands as my favorite game ever. unfortunately there are apparently licensing issues so it's not available for download on the wii yet. which SUCKS because that video made me want to replay it all over again.

my husband sent me this today from the onion archives and i can't stop laughing at it:

LAS VEGAS—Boxing promoter Don King described himself as "outrighteously mesmerated" by a deli sandwich served to him at the Treasure Island Casino’s V.I.P. dining room Saturday. "The meatumental pastramification of this pumpernickelously toastified bread was augmenticized by slatherfication in sumptuous Switzerlander cheesiness," raved King following the meal, "and expertaciously mayonnaised by a condimental Hellmanifestation of sand-wich-Kraft-Miracle-Whiplash proportions that thrillified me down to my delicatesticles." King also praised the sandwich's generous helping of onions, lettuce, and pickles, offering its maker his "Undulatronic Spamboozled Donkey Kongratulations. Gumpzilla."

[brightpearl]

^oh man, that's the only onion I like raw...:D

[auntie aubrey]

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the sheer brilliance of it makes me want to meet the guy who came up with the idea.

[T.I.P.]

^ a rather talented musician friend of mine used to imitate bad or beginner guitarists (including facial expressions) - he was amazingly good at it, and it was HILARIOUS. I've since tried imitating people who have no rhythm on drums but it is extremely difficult - I always end up in an unintended form of pattern repetition at some point :confused:.

[Marcus Bales]

funny cat cartoon

http://cdn.chillibean.net/perl/reels-10.0.pl?xhtml=G418NUFJ&%3bT=WL

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ haha!!! except for the ear pulling and baseball bat, that's me and one of my cats just about every morning. :(

[brightpearl]

^^Oh, man, my face hurts from laughing. My son has been watching it on a loop for 10 minutes. :D