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Avalon

09-26-2007, 04:09 PM

So, this bird walks into a store. ........

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/7113/seagullpu7.gif

Watch!He s-l-o-w-l-y enters the store......and then he runnnnnnns........OUT!

A seagull has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast, for other birds!

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store , and helped himself to a bag of chips.

Since then, he's become a "regular". He always takes the same type of chips.

Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips,... because they think it's so funny!

Tunesmith

09-26-2007, 08:33 PM

Brynn

09-26-2007, 09:07 PM

"Sometimes when I'm freestylin' I-I lose confidence.":D:D

auntie aubrey

09-26-2007, 11:57 PM

And something to sing you all to sleep by:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

oh god, how i laughed.

Stephi_B

09-27-2007, 12:58 PM

Marcus Bales

09-27-2007, 08:25 PM

This one's especially for Madasacutsnake. Someone tell her.

http://www.capnwacky.com/lists/list67.html

Jack Flanders

09-28-2007, 01:10 AM

Great site!!!

l'azizza

09-28-2007, 01:17 AM

^^ I agree. What an enjoyable way to waste time!

Odbe

09-28-2007, 05:29 AM

That our sysguru indeed named our new printer (sitting an armlength to my left) according to my rather joking suggestion:

schnucki

(a petname like baby, darling, sugar or so)

:D

Unfortunately it's only a temporary name atm... fear it will get a boring logical name in the end like the other printers: slj, nclj, agslj, agsclj, ... :rolleyes:

So, gotta print out something on my schnucki now... :)

All the computers in my home network are named after Egyptian gods and goddesses. The one with lots of LEDs in its case is called Amun-Ra because it gives off so much light; mine is called Nephthys, a goddess of the dead; my brother's is Osiris, the god of the underworld; the oldest is called Anubis because it has practically been embalmed and had its guts taken out. But to top it all off, the wireless network is called Nut after the goddess of the sky.

Actually, it is functional because it's so easy to remember what is what when they actually have reasons behind their names.

madasacutsnake

09-28-2007, 06:36 AM

This one's especially for Madasacutsnake. Someone tell her.

http://www.capnwacky.com/lists/list67.html

HA!

madasacutsnake

09-28-2007, 06:36 AM

This one's especially for Madasacutsnake. Someone tell her.

http://www.capnwacky.com/lists/list67.html

HA!

Pixie Cherries

09-28-2007, 09:55 AM

Tunesmith

10-02-2007, 01:22 AM

T.I.P.

10-02-2007, 05:23 AM

^ if ikea made those i would buy one

the ratio of cat size to paper ball size in this photograph makes me laugh:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/127737554_a4fd42dfb8.jpg

Anna

10-03-2007, 02:41 AM

brightpearl

10-04-2007, 06:38 AM

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/nihilist-1.jpg
it's flavorless (http://www.stupid.com/stat/NLST.html)
:D

Tunesmith

10-04-2007, 12:57 PM

petticoat

Dear vBulletin Users:

We are sorry to inform you that message #643 is, in fact, a server glitch.

We are doing everything we can to make things return to normal asap.

Sincerely,
Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

:D

I mean, I wasn't reading the Girlie Thread. It was, uh, spooky action.

Tunesmith

10-04-2007, 01:00 PM

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/nihilist-1.jpg
it's flavorless (http://www.stupid.com/stat/NLST.html)
:D

I can confirm - it actually is flavorless. :D

Other great ones that are sold nearby are:

http://www.thepulpshop.co.uk/images/prodimages/250/BQQQ119.JPG

and

http://www.thepulpshop.co.uk/images/prodimages/250/BQFS920.JPG

brightpearl

10-04-2007, 06:18 PM

African or European ?
:D

l'azizza

10-08-2007, 03:15 AM

Latest toy recall.

http://s180.photobucket.com/albums/x40/Mike_F_620/?action=view&current=ChineseRecall.jpg

trisherina

10-08-2007, 12:07 PM

Thank you for stating the obvious !

You are a master of tautology.

Now please leave.

There's a young man running for council here whose roadside signs read "Priorities First" and "I Will Represent You."

brightpearl

10-08-2007, 12:15 PM

^That is priceless.

A couple of years ago I heard an interview with a young self-described anarchist who was protesting at some summit or other, and he was complaining, without the barest hint of irony, that "the disorganized anarchists are giving all the really organized anarchists a bad name."

lillagirl

10-08-2007, 10:59 PM

ok, so listen carefully. i'm an ER nurse, and a sweet nursing home patient was brought in today for various reasons not important to this story, and i remembered her from a previous visit because she was missing a good part of her upper lip. i recalled that she'd lost it to necrotizing fasciitis--remember the big whoop-de-do about flesh-eating bacteria a few years ago? well, the real name for that is necrotizing fasciitis.

so under her diagnoses on the printed nursing home form were her various problems-- hypertension, emphysema, diabetes, and.....fascism.

the best part of all is that the first three nurses i work with in this backwater didn't get the joke. will someone get me OUT of st. louis!

Tunesmith

10-09-2007, 12:32 AM

^ Hehehe... :D

That's beautiful - I wonder how one treats fascism in the ER...

Welcome to the board, lillagirl! :)

auntie aubrey

10-09-2007, 06:10 PM

wheeee! (http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showpost.php?p=364388&postcount=38)

brightpearl

10-11-2007, 11:43 AM

I passed by someone earlier that looked so much like I did in 1986 or so that I am still giggling about it.

Fashion is such a strange, strange thing.

AllegroNg

10-11-2007, 04:00 PM

Ba-dump:

IRISH ALZHEIMER'S

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his adult life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass, what made ya come?

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like my hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat.
What changed your mind?"

Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"

Murphy slowly shook his head and said, "Nay, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" I remembered where I left me hat."

craig johnston

10-11-2007, 04:53 PM

I passed by someone earlier that looked so much like I did in 1986 or so that I am still giggling about it.

Fashion is such a strange, strange thing.

*pic request*

brightpearl

10-11-2007, 05:44 PM

^As if.

There aren't many of me from then, anyway. Perhaps my parents were horrified. :D

In short, this girl had short, kinda punked out hair, lots of eyeliner, torn shirt with a tank top underneath, skinny black jeans, and Chuck Taylors held together with duct tape. It was like being confronted with my teenaged doppleganger. Wheeee...!

brightpearl

10-11-2007, 07:45 PM

from the AP article: Size Matters (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hhDblZbWB-XolIHtbYOGrM0qyiAwD8S76DHG2)

"The standard for testing condom strength is to fill it with air, a technique pioneered by the Swedes in the 1950s. Condoms of the standard length and width must hold at least 4.76 gallons of air — far more than they would ever be expected to contain under normal use."

I don't know why I think that's so funny. It just is.
:D :D :D

auntie aubrey

10-11-2007, 08:30 PM

^ that reminds me of something that gave me a laugh back in college.

i used to work at a condom store near the michigan state university campus (condoms 101). one december day a man of smallish stature entered the store and gestured for me to have a quiet conversation over in the corner. with as much confidence as he could muster, he told me the following:

"i'm looking for a.... well... stocking stuffer. for someone who doesn't have much.... to stuff in his stocking."

it was the single greatest customer request i ever received. and yes, i made a recommendation that worked out smashingly for him. because when you work in a condom store, sometimes people come back to thank you.

Anna

10-11-2007, 09:31 PM

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/10/Bushcorn.jpg

Brynn

10-11-2007, 09:50 PM

:D LOL

Anna

10-12-2007, 12:15 AM

T.I.P.

10-13-2007, 09:22 AM

flickr pool (http://www.flickr.com/groups/quoteabuse/) documenting the abuse of quotation marks :D :D

<img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1422/1419685555_d70340608c.jpg" width = "300"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1162/565587126_6a425a7e87.jpg" width = "300"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1027/1396246297_6617791ce5.jpg" width = "300"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1405/969660225_b5ad53e060.jpg" width = "300">

brightpearl

10-13-2007, 07:52 PM

^My best friend and I still laugh about the time her mom sent her a card that said:

"Happy Birthday!"

and I am a card-carrying member of the Society for the Preservation of the Apostrophe. :o

Hyakujo's Fox

10-13-2007, 10:48 PM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1263/1477246013_377d7db33b.jpg

This one has "three abuse's in-one" :D

l'azizza

10-13-2007, 11:22 PM

^ and blatant disregard for the appropriate use of the apostrophe.

l'azizza

10-13-2007, 11:22 PM

^ The smiley eases the pain, though.

brightpearl

10-13-2007, 11:51 PM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1263/1477246013_377d7db33b.jpg

*strangled cry*
*faints*

craig johnston

10-14-2007, 12:46 AM

h.fox's location made me laugh.
not for the first time.

auntie aubrey

10-14-2007, 01:16 AM

that's just "ridiculous."

Odbe

10-14-2007, 03:44 AM

^ The smiley eases the pain, though.

:( No it doesn't.

Pixie Cherries

10-14-2007, 07:01 AM

This made me laugh today. I was cleaning out the cat box and my cat jumps in and wrestles the kitty do do away from me by knocking it out of the scoop back into the box. He then tries to rebury it and contiues to take it back and rebury it.

T.I.P.

10-15-2007, 06:19 AM

if you can recognize yourself in this description it means i like you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slacker.

Tunesmith

10-15-2007, 10:23 PM

Brynn

10-16-2007, 12:22 AM

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who will never ever ever ever fork over my money again to that evil, prevaricating, insatiable corporation, Verizon Wireless :D

http://merkwork.com/images/LOL.jpg

Odbe

10-16-2007, 02:47 AM

^ Oh, the memories *shudder* under this roof that name is spoken only as Verish!t.

Hyakujo's Fox

10-16-2007, 06:20 AM

Isn't that e<font size=4><sup><b>i</b><font face="Symbol">π</font></sup></font>, making the cheque worth 0.002?

:cool:

seebe

10-16-2007, 04:25 PM

"I woke up to what I thought was the sound of my phone vibrating.

Turns out it was my snoring. :( "

This post ^ from AllegroNG in 'The silly things that go wrong in life' thread. :D

T.I.P.

10-18-2007, 05:14 AM

epexegesis (n) the voluntary abstention from participation in a favoured activity, or isolation from a favoured object or person, conducted solely for the purpose of demonstrating to others one's indifference to that which one most cherishes.

Marcus Bales, stung by the suggestion that he couldn't last three days without a Dictionary Game, was driven to an act of epexegesis, he would later bitterly regret.

:D

T.I.P.

10-18-2007, 09:34 AM

star wars trumpet

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wffwg7pA0t8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wffwg7pA0t8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

thanks to Mica (http://micawave.vox.com/) for this one

Hyakujo's Fox

10-18-2007, 09:42 AM

the force is no so strong with that one :D

Hyakujo's Fox

10-20-2007, 12:05 AM

Hyakujo's Fox

10-20-2007, 12:11 AM

Tunesmith

10-24-2007, 07:13 PM

brightpearl

10-24-2007, 07:34 PM

^actually there are some people who could benefit from a little of that
:eek:

Angry Kid Hoyt

10-25-2007, 05:30 PM

Me: So, can I go play golf or not??
Her: No, today is our "quality time" day.
ME: But then why do you keep telling me I have to work on my foreplay???

Marcus Bales

10-25-2007, 09:42 PM

^actually there are some people who could benefit from a little of that
:eek:

You haven't even MET me yet, and already you think that of me?

Oops. Have I said too much?

l'azizza

10-27-2007, 10:16 PM

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Rcktman1/post-12-26760-priceless_01.jpg

brightpearl

10-30-2007, 01:44 PM

Godfather horse head pillow
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/godfatherhorsehead1.jpg

hahhaaaa ahahahaha

Tunesmith

10-30-2007, 06:11 PM

^ Love the eyes and bloody stump. :D

That makes me think of the Blood Puddle Pillow:

http://www.fromkeetra.com/img/012a_BloodPud1.jpg

lukkucairi

10-31-2007, 04:11 AM

:D :D

insomnia w/ cold - Hfox, you rule for having posted this:

<object width="425" height="353"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vuBODHFBZ8k&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vuBODHFBZ8k&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"></embed></object>

T.I.P.

11-01-2007, 05:26 AM

visual antonym thread

http://share.skype.com/sites/skypegear/images/miss%20moneypenny-thumb.jpg

http://www.market-racket.com/images/fast_train.jpg

Marcus Bales

11-01-2007, 09:04 AM

Marcus Bales

11-01-2007, 10:51 AM

T.I.P.

11-01-2007, 11:02 AM

^:D

those guys should get a rugby team going !

this Dwight Shrute Bobblehead costume made me laugh:

http://cockeyed.com/incredible/2007/head59.jpg

Pixie Cherries

11-01-2007, 04:53 PM

Frieda

11-01-2007, 07:46 PM

^:D

those guys should get a rugby team going !

this Dwight Shrute Bobblehead costume made me laugh:

http://cockeyed.com/incredible/2007/head59.jpg

FALSE!

dwight schrute has gold rimmed glasses and looks far more serious than this bobblehead

brightpearl

11-02-2007, 08:00 AM

I just accidentally came across an article entitled, "Tripe: The Offal Truth."
:D
Yes, it's a terrible pun. But I know at least one other person is going to enjoy it.

brightpearl

11-02-2007, 03:19 PM

so juvenile, and yet so visually appealing.
http://on-no.net/wp-content/photos/20050423.jpg

craig johnston

11-02-2007, 07:40 PM

http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/old/photos/crap.jpg

auntie aubrey

11-06-2007, 01:02 PM

what an association (http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showpost.php?p=367609&postcount=6502)

Klynne

11-09-2007, 12:16 AM

untitled-2 (2.2 MB)

Klynne

11-09-2007, 12:23 AM

Klynne

11-09-2007, 12:24 AM

can't get it to work. Sorry

Jack Flanders

11-09-2007, 01:31 AM

lukkucairi

11-09-2007, 11:42 AM

those two posts auto-loaded at very slightly different times - giving a perplexing echo effect - that made me laugh :p

brightpearl

11-09-2007, 12:00 PM

My son and I have been entertaining ourselves with funny songs...Little Bunny Foo Foo and such (slapstick violence is a plus, you know), and we came across this, which made us both laugh.
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wp764ZMon1c&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wp764ZMon1c&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

auntie aubrey

11-09-2007, 12:43 PM

^ it's strange how strong an incidental memory can be. i saw that animation ages and ages ago but all i needed to see was the silhouette of the house in the first frame and i knew what it was.

brightpearl

11-11-2007, 11:26 AM

Long conversation with my 6-yr-old about the linguistic character of the word "sh*t."

He brought it up.

It was hilarious, but I kept a more or less straight face.

Anna

11-13-2007, 08:12 AM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/64035825_a9b50083f1.jpg

brightpearl

11-14-2007, 10:21 PM

auntie aubrey

11-15-2007, 12:09 AM

^ how did that guy know i have nightmares about bananas?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Dancing_Banana.gifhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Dancing_Banana.gifhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Dancing_Banana.gif

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!

Angry Kid Hoyt

11-15-2007, 06:24 PM

Not for the kiddies (http://www.atomfilms.com/a/autoplayer/shareEmbed.swf?keyword=angry_kid2_tourettes)

:mad:

Marcus Bales

11-16-2007, 01:51 AM

So this little old lady called me up and said she wanted some custom art glass for her front door, and when I got there it turned out she's the gramma of the Suht Up Man.

http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/images/shutuplg.gif

Marcus Bales

11-16-2007, 02:19 AM

Hyakujo's Fox

11-17-2007, 08:32 AM

Israel Gets Bigga In Egypt (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Exodus_1)

trisherina

11-17-2007, 01:17 PM

...^^this week my goal is to refer to the "Ceiling Cat" three times in conversation. With a straight face.

Coffee

11-17-2007, 03:14 PM

OMG..jus u waet. sumday lolcat wilbe new mess I ya. thesis how dis shite beggin's. Ibetya furst bib-el was a izrul joke book srsly teken srsly afta meni yeers.

[^_^] wilbe new cruise i fix in eleventy dozen erso cat yeers...srsly.

T.I.P.

11-18-2007, 11:49 AM

...^^this week my goal is to refer to the "Ceiling Cat" three times in conversation. With a straight face.

this morning i tried to explain the ceiling cat concept to a person who did not know what a LOLcat was.

The said person looked at me like i needed to get out a bit more.

so i was like "kbrb"

brightpearl

11-18-2007, 03:59 PM

^imagining that conversation -- LOL
srsly

Hyakujo's Fox

11-18-2007, 07:05 PM

 
http://www141.pair.com/gmurray/bookninjabackup/comics/images/poets15.jpg (http://www.bookninja.com/?page_id=620)
^

Hyakujo's Fox

11-18-2007, 07:08 PM

 
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/128292619177777500themolepeepolz.jpg (http://icanhascheezburger.com/)
^

l'azizza

11-19-2007, 04:36 AM

brightpearl

11-19-2007, 01:27 PM

I watched this hours ago, and I still tear up when I think of it...so funny.
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CTxkxG3DF4k&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CTxkxG3DF4k&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

My dad, who is well over 6 feet and highly imposing, met Richard Simmons in an elevator once. Richard said, "I'll bet you're a winner. You look like a winner." And my dad said, "Thanks Richard. You're a winner too."

auntie aubrey

11-19-2007, 03:34 PM

^ oh god i laughed until i choked.

brightpearl

11-19-2007, 04:13 PM

I know. My belly muscles still ache! :D

Frieda

11-19-2007, 07:30 PM

Coffee

11-20-2007, 02:27 AM

^^^OMG...syncronicity...I saw this After starting the twister thread.
Must be something in the air.

brightpearl

11-23-2007, 04:17 PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2388/2055414683_5b1e2935c7.jpg
from smashing helen over on the ORG

craig johnston

11-24-2007, 02:08 AM

Anthem gaffe 'lifted Croatia'

Croatia rose to the occasion in their crucial Euro 2008 defeat of England - after an apparent X-rated gaffe by an English opera singer at Wembley.
Tony Henry belted out a version of the Croat anthem before the 80,000 crowd, but made a blunder at the end.

He should have sung 'Mila kuda si planina' (which roughly means 'You know my dear how we love your mountains').

But he instead sang 'Mila kura si planina' which can be interpreted as 'My dear, my penis is a mountain'.

Now Henry could be one of the few Englishmen at the Euro 2008 finals in Austria and Switzerland as Croatian fans adopt him as a lucky omen.

They believe his mistake relaxed their chuckling players, who scored an early goal in the 3-2 win that put Croatia top of the group and knocked out England.

The singer, who hails from St Albans in Hertfordshire but now lives in Inverness, Scotland, has performed at stadiums around the world.

He was once known as the Voice of Arsenal after Gunners fans were impressed with his rendition of Abide with Me before the FA Cup final in 2003 at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff.

Henry came unstuck when he sung Lijepa Nasa Domovino (Our Beautiful Homeland) at a rain-swept Wembley on Wednesday night.

"I can't even defend myself at the end of the day. It was apparently the last line on the second verse which I made the mistake on," he told BBC Radio 5 Live.

"Coming to Wembley and the stadium, it must have got to me, is all I can say.

"It was the last thing that I would intentionally do, and all I can say is if I have offended any Croatians, then they have my deepest apologies."

On the contrary, Henry is becoming a cult hero in Croatia, but denies he played a part in England's exit.
"I can't take the blame for that. The last thing I would do is brag about my parts like that - especially to make it so public," said Henry.

BBC TV presenter Adrian Chiles, whose mother is Croatian, acknowledged the language could pose problems.

"As a speaker of poor Croatian, I have a proud record of getting things calamitously wrong," said the Match of the Day 2 host.

"My personal best was telling a campsite owner that I had a small rat (mali stakor) rather than small tent (mali shator). However, Tony's put all my lifetime's efforts into the shade now."

Zeljka Tomljenovic, secretary of the British-Croatian Society, added: "I don't envy the guy at all because the pronunciation is so difficult.

"He had a big challenge, to sing the national anthem in a language he knows, I assume, nothing about."

Henry's agent Douglas Gillespie said it was a genuine mistake, but admitted the publicity could boost his career.

"He's been given the lyrics correctly, but he has enough trouble with English, never mind Croatian," joked Gillespie.

"There were 80,000 people in the crowd and millions of people watching. It was just the pressure of the moment.

"He did sing it very well and made a very, very small mistake for someone doing his best and singing in a language that is alien to him. If you've ever tried to speak Croatian, it's very difficult.

"The Croatians think it's great, and they've invited him to come over and sing at Euro 2008, and asked if he will be their mascot."

Hyakujo's Fox

11-24-2007, 02:13 AM

England getting beat is always a good laugh. ;)

craig johnston

11-24-2007, 12:26 PM

in this case i agree. it also made me laugh when they started
whinging about the economic costs and how much sportswear
companies would lose.

:rolleyes:

Frieda

11-25-2007, 09:31 PM

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8786/thriller20catsgc5.jpg

lukkucairi

11-26-2007, 12:35 PM

cheese and pants theater! (http://evolution-control.com/images/video/cptheater/Cheese%20&%20Pants%20Theater%20-%20Eephing%20(small).mov)

Marcus Bales

12-02-2007, 01:35 PM

http://www.shopliftwindchimes.com/jesse.html

Marcus Bales

12-02-2007, 01:50 PM

http://www.decorumcomics.com/comic.php?id=23

l'azizza

12-03-2007, 03:46 AM

elf yourself like this:

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1145781173 (http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1145781173)

bonus points for using your pets.

Frieda

12-03-2007, 04:40 AM

oh my

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1146045784

brightpearl

12-03-2007, 03:35 PM

Subversive cross-stitch (http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/)
http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/images/bitemesm.jpg

Frieda

12-03-2007, 03:47 PM

and through the above website,

this

http://www.kittywigs.com/

Tunesmith

12-03-2007, 03:56 PM

quite while aghttp://www.sketchzilla.com/madlibs/pill.gif (http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showpost.php?p=258820&postcount=4) but it still holds

hehehehe...bjorklets

:D

Jaime

12-03-2007, 09:49 PM

http://www.shopliftwindchimes.com/jesse.html

Brilliant. :D

Pixie Cherries

12-05-2007, 07:36 AM

Angry Kid Hoyt

12-06-2007, 02:39 PM

trisherina

12-07-2007, 01:29 AM

"... not just one, but TWO useless dogs."

:D

Marcus Bales

12-07-2007, 02:59 AM

http://itsnotlup.us/notlupus.png

Avalon

12-07-2007, 10:52 AM

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked,"Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee", she said.

"Where", he asked.

"Between the first and second hole", she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said,

"Then your stance is too wide."

brightpearl

12-07-2007, 11:24 AM

^^^^that sheepdog movie is wonderful.

Marcus Bales

12-07-2007, 02:35 PM

Not a comment to anyone here; just made me laugh.

http://localitsolutions.com/banners/stfu.gif

Pixie Cherries

12-07-2007, 03:54 PM

T.I.P.

12-08-2007, 02:38 PM

:D
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seebe

12-08-2007, 03:25 PM

brightpearl

12-08-2007, 03:26 PM

^^ I let my son watch that most wonderful of Eddie Izzard bits done in lego and now we're having a very serious conversation about Words Not to Say at School. :p

lukkucairi

12-08-2007, 04:06 PM

boozy budgie lives past the decade mark thanks to name-brand whisky (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article560155.ece)

Jaime

12-09-2007, 05:46 AM

brightpearl

12-09-2007, 08:10 AM

^HAHAHAHA. I love when they have to run around.

But I actually came in here to say Hfox's dream of the brown tortoise made me laugh.

Marcus Bales

12-10-2007, 08:38 PM

http://www.anthonyjudelawrence.com/wp-content/uploads/image/smackdown.gif

brightpearl

12-11-2007, 01:00 PM

this t-shirt in that lip-dub zero posted
http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-silf-gallery-3131.jpg

brightpearl

12-11-2007, 01:08 PM

and also this:
"Bean and Nothingness" (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/12/11fitch.html)

Amouchino.
*snerk*

lukkucairi

12-11-2007, 01:17 PM

^^ :D Gandhi Mandarin Opium Den Hello Sailor Dirty Sanchez Latte :D ^^

Brynn

12-12-2007, 06:47 PM

feel the love (http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=64672.0)

Jaime

12-12-2007, 07:14 PM

feel the love (http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=64672.0)

The internet can be a scary place for the naïve.

Another quote by this guy in a different thread. "My work ethnic doesn't suit it." Haha. Poor guy.

Bman

12-12-2007, 07:34 PM

Also from http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/12/5gannon.html

The Jingle Bells
BY EDGAR ALLAN POE

Hear the jingle bells!
Hear them jingle!
How they jingle!
How they jangle!
And see the madman in the red suit!
Who is coming!
He sees you!
With wide wild eyes.
He wants you!
He sees you when you sleep!
He knows what mad dances
The reindeer make!
How they twirl and touch their antlers!
How their blood is stirred
By the madman they call Claus!
How merry they are
As they drink your blood and say,
"Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a good night!"
You are their daughter!
My love!

- Serious lolz -_-

T.I.P.

12-13-2007, 12:28 PM

http://www.mensup.fr/usbwine/?act=insc&mp=USBWINE&o=92&p=61

the guy who patented this is going to make a fortune

craig johnston

12-13-2007, 03:36 PM

If you have got hairy shins then it is best not to show them to prospective England boss Fabio Capello. He is quoted in The Sun as saying: "When a man crosses his legs and the trouser rides up to show hairy shins, it offends my eyes."

:D

brightpearl

12-13-2007, 10:08 PM

http://www.mensup.fr/usbwine/?act=insc&mp=USBWINE&o=92&p=61

the guy who patented this is going to make a fortune

Awesome, but I'll only buy one if it's fully compatible with the box.
http://gifts1.asiaec.com/uploadpic/present/Present_b_3691.jpg

seebe

12-13-2007, 11:31 PM

From the thread where we talk about our feelings.

I feel pretty!
:D

Tunesmith

12-14-2007, 02:32 AM

madasacutsnake

12-14-2007, 08:06 AM

Watching male nurses dressed as fairies complete with tutus and long blonde wigs give out Christmas presents to old people.

brightpearl

12-14-2007, 08:08 AM

^:D Awesome.

Marcus Bales

12-14-2007, 09:39 AM

Not Safe For Work: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/britain-hit-by-obscenity-epidemic-20071018474/

Anna

12-14-2007, 11:36 AM

http://store.theonion.com/images/get/341

l'azizza

12-15-2007, 01:20 AM

Tis the season this reminds me please post I want to see

canon in D rant

peepee in a box

(videos)

Thanks.

Jaime

12-15-2007, 04:42 AM

Titled Why Waitresses Don't Like Teenagers

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1413/942523806_bb452fce2e.jpg

For l'azizza

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l'azizza

12-16-2007, 02:59 AM

Thanks Jaime!

now,

1) get yourself a box
2) put your junk in that box
3) have her open the box

Jaime

12-16-2007, 03:10 PM

I looked briefly for that one, but all I found were disturbing remixes. Someone else can look now, as I am creeped out. :p

Jaime

12-18-2007, 03:56 AM

The current spam in the Fiction Project.

Porn, porn, porn, lamps?

l'azizza

12-18-2007, 04:03 AM

http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t056/house.htm

Marcus Bales

12-18-2007, 03:39 PM

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=7884&page=191

Marcus Bales

12-19-2007, 09:14 AM

http://www.shamoo.co.uk/homepage/Text/dead_fish.jpg

brightpearl

12-19-2007, 02:11 PM

The original 1992 broadcast of David Sedaris' The Santaland Diaries. (http://www.npr.org/templates/player/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=5066175&m=5066408)

It's so, so, so funny.
Aaahhh.
David Sedaris makes life worth living.

l'azizza

12-20-2007, 04:54 AM

^ thanks for that link BP. I was just telling a friend of mine about him. Asking her if she read S's story about his younger brother, the only sibling that was allowed to cuss. I haven't looked at the link yet but bet it includes Macy's.

Steve Irwin and Jay Leno's "Ross the Intern"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Or-m8VbGzA

(for Mad)

I never watched much Irwin, but I really like how congenial he is in this.

brightpearl

12-20-2007, 08:06 AM

^when I saw that clip a few years ago, it changed my opinion of Steve Irwin. He's so kind and sweet in it. I thought he was just a big wanker before that.

And it is freaking hilarious. :D

Marcus Bales

12-20-2007, 01:08 PM

lapietra

12-20-2007, 03:16 PM

me: I really do prefer animal babies to human

me: although human babies are growing on me

him: hmmm

him: maybe you could use some kind of baby remover cream to help with that

Marcus Bales

12-20-2007, 04:04 PM

Frieda

12-22-2007, 08:08 PM

an email from a security officer of the office building that i used to work in who tried to use some fancy official words. i'm still in their mailing list apparently.

translated from dutch:

Dear inhabitants,

Our organization has been provided by the police in Amsterdam with the following:

The police have found, that there has been increasing activity of intimidation and/or sexual activity around our office building, mostly in the bushes at the end of the A9 tunnel to Ikea.

We understand, that said tunnel is quite often being used to go to Ikea. We strongly advise you to avoid said bushes and, if necessary, take proper precautions.

If you feel threatened or think the situation is unsafe, our security department can walk you to your car.

Kind regards,

Security

i don't know exactly why this makes me laugh.. might be the silliness of whatever's going on in those goddamn bushes.. or the silliness of the way the email is written.. or what those precautions would be.. armed and dangerous on the way to ikea-- beware, robbers and rapists in the bushes! :rolleyes: :D

brightpearl

12-22-2007, 08:29 PM

Pixie Cherries

12-22-2007, 10:25 PM

Tunesmith

12-23-2007, 01:41 AM

Today's post (http://thesneeze.com/) over at The Sneeze. :D

Specifically the last second of the sounds clip.

Frieda

12-23-2007, 12:00 PM

this made me laugh & snort coffee all over my keyboard:

Chuck Norris wove this after pulling out his enemies' leg hairs one at a time.
http://www.irememberjfk.com/mt/graphics/owl.jpg

:D :D

brightpearl

12-23-2007, 03:13 PM

^sorry/good
:D

oooh, I've just noticed that it's a wonderful likeness of TIP done in chuck norris' enemies' leg hairs.

T.I.P.

12-23-2007, 05:13 PM

please do not insult my plumage...pretty soon you are going to be saying it's woven out of nose hairs :mad:

.
for lukie o'cairo:

http://www.timenagain.net/india-travel-info/gifs/camel-safari.jpg

"i've never seen so much sand"

^ this made me cough up a wheezy laugh :D

i dunno if it is a reference to lukki's voyage to the middle of the desert for the burning man festival...if it's not, it should be !

brightpearl

12-23-2007, 07:25 PM

please do not insult my plumage...pretty soon you are going to be saying it's woven out of nose hairs :mad:

I would never say such a thing!!

You strike me as much more of a pubes kind of guy.

Just kidding, darling...your plumage is lovely and your beak has just the right amount of crooked.

Frieda

12-23-2007, 08:37 PM

^ will you PLEASE stop doing that while i'm trying to drink something :D

trisherina

12-24-2007, 03:38 AM

http://www.irememberjfk.com/mt/graphics/owl.jpg

I once made this VERY owl for someone. I was twelve, I think, and terribly earnest. :o

brightpearl

12-26-2007, 08:08 AM

^:D I hope you didn't use leg hair.

-------------------------------------------

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/blade_runner.png
(Tunes, did you ever see it?)

Frieda

12-26-2007, 03:24 PM

an incoming pilot asking about the crowd at 18c runway (overheard on the ATC scramble of schiphol airport)-- and the tower dude explaining that the antonov 378f just landed..

i'll probably hear the damn thing taking off right over my head tomorrow morning-- it's scheduled to leave at 07:00h. it produced 92 decibels on the way here so i guess i don't have to set the alarm clock :eek:

yeah i know, i'm a geek :o if you are too, open this in winamp or any other player: http://audio.liveatc.net:8012/eham.m3u

T.I.P.

12-26-2007, 03:54 PM

it produced 92 decibels on the way here so i guess i don't have to set the alarm clock :eek:

Do you have a sonometer set to "peak" in your living room, or did you conduct the level estimation by ear ?

Frieda

12-26-2007, 04:25 PM

it's what it said here: http://194.229.29.150/nomos/main.mxml

18c is the rw called "zwanenburgbaan" north to south. this aircraft didn't fly over here, but it will probably leave from 18c again.

i now see that they changed the stats to 85 decibel! :eek:

but yeah, i've learned how loud these things are--

55-60: able to hear it inside the house with window/balcony door closed
60-70: rumble interfering with regular conversation
70-80: louder than the tv
over 80: windows & cups in the cupboard rattle
over 85: cat hides under bed

T.I.P.

12-26-2007, 04:32 PM

most people get their forecasts in degrees on the weather channel

Frieda gets her forecasts in dB's on the airport channel :D

Frieda

12-26-2007, 04:39 PM

well, sometimes in the weekend where they're doing maintenance on the runways and only one is open and it happens to be the one that has a flight path right over my head, it will not be quiet. 48 hours of constant rumble. those are the days i don't want to be home and i am very happy with that website!

but yeah, the atc scramble is just geekness because of the antonov :D

T.I.P.

12-26-2007, 05:20 PM

holy carp ! i didn't realize the antonov was this one
http://jumpifnotzero.free.fr/avions/gros/antonov225-1.jpg

(the one underneath, for those who, like me, are completely clueless :rolleyes: )

Brynn

12-26-2007, 07:25 PM

^Thanks! :)

funkytuba

12-26-2007, 07:41 PM

Frieda, I feel your pain...
This guy:
<img width="750" src=http://www.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/070422-F-0591K-0020.JPG>
Flies over our house on a regular basis going into Moffett Field. He's only got the 4 engines and we're about 8 miles away from the runway but it's still awfully loud, and it usually comes in at 2:30am. Plus we're at a part of the pattern where they have to rev the engines a little to stay on glide path.

madasacutsnake

12-26-2007, 08:53 PM

I used to visit some people who lived in the house at the end of this runway.

http://maps.google.com.au/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=-34.940592,138.545462&spn=0.005259,0.00883&t=k&z=17&om=1

You could see the tread on the planes' tires as they landed.

Frieda

12-26-2007, 08:58 PM

yeah it's the 225-- biggest plane in the world :eek:

latest update is that it will indeed take off from 18c-- which means that it has to use the overpass to cross the A4 highway-- imagine being stuck in a traffic jam and having that big mf taxiing in your face! :eek:

funkytuba-- 2:30 in the morning! :eek: i think i'm hearing the last one of the evening right now-- 0:53.. then the airplanes have to use the strict flight paths which are not over my head, thankfully..

trisherina

12-27-2007, 02:43 AM

I've been inside a couple of 225s. Swell titanium deck!!!!!

Pixie Cherries

12-29-2007, 07:08 AM

My 11 year old niece called me today and we watched this video together on YouTube. It make me laugh.

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zero

01-04-2008, 05:05 PM

.

<object width="320" height="260"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wKiIroiCvZ0&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wKiIroiCvZ0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="320" height="260"></embed></object>

michaelG

01-05-2008, 03:25 PM

Wow, I never laughed so hard.

This little kid cracked his skull open today on our culd de sac. He was the son of this republican cracker and was riding his bike backwards and ran into a mailbox. He literaly cracked his skull open and exposed his brain. A helicopter came and took him to a local trauma center, but it seems he will probably die or be a veg.

Funny Schtuff

brightpearl

01-05-2008, 03:52 PM

michaelG

01-05-2008, 05:07 PM

Hey Mike, haven't seen you for ages!
I was just opening a bag of delicious Funyuns.
Would you like some?
http://apudgeisasandwich.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/mmmmfunyuns.jpg

They're so much better when they're shared.

I love Funyuns especially after a ganja ceremony.

Now all we need is a can or two of Pringles and some candlelight and we got us a PAR-Tay

Marcus Bales

01-05-2008, 08:52 PM

Hey Mike -- so you said the kid was a Republican and may be a veg? You don't need to repeat yourself.

Marcus Bales

01-06-2008, 12:22 AM

Jack Flanders

01-06-2008, 04:17 AM

Hey Mike -- so you said the kid was a Republican and may be a veg? You don't need to repeat yourself.

OMFG!!!! SNORT! hahaha!! :D :D :D

Darth was funny, too.

Anna

01-06-2008, 07:22 AM

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http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9692/lynchqh7.jpg

Frieda

01-06-2008, 12:38 PM

this reply in the subtitle thread made me laugh

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

You guys looking for this?

Stephi_B

01-06-2008, 03:55 PM

The phone rang.

what do you call mr arbuthnot peregrine chaudray-turang of the bengal telecommunications company for short?

:D

Pixie Cherries

01-10-2008, 03:38 PM

I took this video out.

I was in WalMart and had an epiphany about it.

It is an actual recorded prank on a telemarketer by comedian Tom Mabe. In it he plays a redneck sheriff type who is hilariously uncouth to this unsuspecting telemarketer. Toward the end it might be making fun of gay men. But I didn't see it that way at first. I thought he was just parodying an uncouth redneck and making that character stand out. In retrospect it sounds unkind and we don't need anything that encourages unkindness toward people. I still do reserve the right to say uncouth redneck though. Hummm.

Angry Kid Hoyt

01-10-2008, 05:12 PM

<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/07/funny-pictures-dancer-kitty-has-second-thoughts/"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/01/funny-pictures-pole-dancer-cat.jpg" alt="Funny Pictures" /></a><br />moar <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">funny pictures</a>

brightpearl

01-10-2008, 08:49 PM

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/diversity/FieldsPizzas.jpg

Pixie Cherries

01-11-2008, 11:18 PM

AllegroNg

01-12-2008, 02:58 AM

This clip was on Leno the other night, with the victim's blessings:

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Am I a complete nutball? I cried for at least an hour from laughing so hard.:confused:

eta: Max Headroom?
:(

zero

01-13-2008, 05:38 PM

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/49_2007/puffer.jpg

Odbe

01-14-2008, 04:56 AM

^"HALP!"

lukkucairi

01-14-2008, 08:43 PM

^:D When I was in college, the feds came in and made the university move the lab animals (guinea pigs and doves, mostly) out of the basement of the psychology building, saying that the room they were in was too dimly lit and inadequately ventilated. Then, they put graduate student offices in there.
---------------------------------------------------------
This made me laugh really hard.
Ha hahahahaha

AAHHHhahahahahahha:D :D :D

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh please thank you....

Jaime

01-15-2008, 03:16 AM

seebe

01-15-2008, 09:05 AM

Jaime

01-15-2008, 09:59 PM

^ awesome.

Similar:

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seebe

01-16-2008, 01:03 AM

^I saw that one too. Love it.

Brynn

01-16-2008, 07:10 PM

it's her job (http://www.funhostr.com/files/f/files/jvc4CG8k.jpg)

Angry Kid Hoyt

01-18-2008, 02:52 PM

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/90/280px-SheMayLookCleanBut.jpg

Stephi_B

01-19-2008, 02:21 PM

Now all becomes so clear, I've been brainwashed with a communist, but subtly sexist worldview before I entered elementary school (I watched the Smurfs daily Mo-Fri!!!):

http://www.weltderkobolde.de/CoverGeschichten.jpg

January 18, 2008
BLUE GNOME GROUP
Fixing the Gender Balance at the Smurf Commune
By R. Jay Magill, Jr. in Berlin

The colony of blue Smurfs is supposed to be the perfect realization of communism gone right, with the white-bearded, red pants-wearing Papa Smurf symbolizing Karl Marx. So where are all the girls?

http://www.kahler-laxenburg.at/pics/schlumpf_papa.jpg
(Papa Smurf)

Tra-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la. Carefree living, music and 'shrooms. For many, the Smurfs are the perfect realization of Marx and Engel's utopia.

Money means nothing in the 100-strong Smurf society, where property belongs to everyone and there is no currency. Community work is done together. Labor divisions are clear: Handy Smurf (tradesman), Farmer Smurf (agricultural planning), Brainy Smurf (intelligentsia), Harmony Smurf (the arts), and so on.

Everyone is equal, even in age: a spry 100 (except Papa, the supposed embodiment of Karl Marx; he's 542). Only the evil sorcerer Gargamel and his tricky cat, Azrael -- taken to be agents of global capitalism -- can disturb the society's socialist bliss.

There's only one problem with this Marxist utopia -- where are all the women? Until now, the mossy retreat has had only one prominent female resident: Smurfette, with her flowing blonde hair, high-heels, and feminine wiles. (Though no one remembers them, there were actually three female Smurfs, according to the Web encylopedia Wikipedia.)

http://www.smurf.com/images/meet_us/smurfette.jpg
(Smurfette)

But now that is all going to change. A new Smurf movie, the first of a trilogy, will introduce a foreign population to the knee-high neighborhood: females.

"There have been dramatic changes in socio-cultural values in the past 20 to 25 years," Hendrik Coysman, head of International Merchandising, Promotion & Services, the company that owns the rights to the Smurfs, said Monday at a news conference in Brussels. "One of these is girl empowerment." Coysman continued: "There will be a greater female presence in the Smurf village, and this will, of course, be a basis for new stories. This will probably turn upside down certain traditional situations within the village."

Malgorzata Tarasiewicz, a specialist on EU policy and gender and the director of the Amsterdam-based European Feminist Forum, thinks that the Smurfs can lead by little blue example. "Even in the world of Smurfs it is accepted what many politicians and other decision makers still do not want to realize: that women need to be equal and equally represented," she told SPIEGEL ONLINE Friday. "It becomes a fact difficult to ignore, that women are more visible in the public sphere, in media and in business -- such that even fairy tales must reflect this important civilizational development."

International Merchandising is celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Smurfs in 2008 with a "Happy Smurfday" which runs the entire year. Press conferences in Berlin, Brussels and Paris, an exposition, a giant Smurf zeppelin, a Web site, and a partnership with Unicef -- which will share the profits -- are all part of the celebration.

Details of the upcoming feature film and other surprises are being kept under smurfing tight wraps at International Merchandising. But it is known that the Smurfs' return to the screen, in a computer-animated 3D film set for release in November 2008, is being developed by Paramount Pictures' Nickelodeon Films unit and produced by Jordan Kerner ("Charlotte's Web," "Inspector Gadget").

And with the Smurfs movie rumored to employ the filmic voices of some of Hollywood's most accomplished women, including Sally Field, Lucy Liu, Julia Sweeney, Jessica Simpson and Marisa Tomei, things are about to get a whole lot more modern in the mushroom hut.

:D

l'azizza

01-20-2008, 03:10 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWn0lxRNqos

Tunesmith

01-21-2008, 02:25 AM

^ :D

#1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X5uR7VC4M&feature=user) is also hilarious.

Pixie Cherries

01-21-2008, 10:56 PM

Angry Kid Hoyt

01-23-2008, 02:44 PM

brightpearl

01-23-2008, 06:59 PM

^You take the blonde, and I'll take the one in the toi-ban.

*eyebrow wiggle*
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/88/180px-MartyFeldman.jpg

Angry Kid Hoyt

01-24-2008, 12:04 PM

^You take the blonde, and I'll take the one in the toi-ban.

*eyebrow wiggle*
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/88/180px-MartyFeldman.jpg

Snarf!

michaelG

01-24-2008, 05:52 PM

I defecated and it was 14 inches long . HA HA HA HA H A

auntie aubrey

01-24-2008, 06:38 PM

edit: never mind, google fixed the prank

auntie aubrey

01-24-2008, 06:38 PM

damn board glitches again. my responses don't bump.

lapietra

01-26-2008, 03:26 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamington

A 1981 report in the Brisbane Courier Mail states the following: A colleague ... swears this is really how the lamington came about. At one stage when Baron Lamington was Queensland Governor, there was a large amount of stale cake in the Government House kitchen. In an attempt to make it palatable, the cake was dipped in chocolate and then tossed in desiccated coconut. The parliamentarians liked this 'gateau' and ordered their cooks to obtain the recipe from the Government House cook.
Ironically, Lord Lamington was known to have hated the dessert that had been named in his honour, once referring to them as "those bloody poofy woolly biscuits".<sup id="_ref-ozwords_1" class="reference">[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamington#_note-ozwords)</sup>

l'azizza

01-27-2008, 04:40 AM

"It's an Internet Party, and all your favorite websites are there!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgQMTLKmwrA

Yeah yeah, it's juvenile but still made me laugh. And yes, I had to look up "blunken" via Urban Dictionary to find out what was going on.

Angry Kid Hoyt

01-29-2008, 02:57 PM

Frieda

01-29-2008, 03:47 PM

just on the news here: the christian parties in our government are protesting against a porn movie on one of the public tv channels that's going to be broadcasted in combination with a documentary about the history of porn--

and the next item on the news: in the USA showing a butt on tv leads to major fines!

Pixie Cherries

01-30-2008, 02:09 AM

Oooo. The tic! Yes! Thank you Angry Kid Hoyt.
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This made me laugh today:

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zrzMhU_4m-g&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zrzMhU_4m-g&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

lukkucairi

01-30-2008, 10:20 AM

^ whee!

I've been off-book on that scene for 20 years now :D

I love the guy with the unexplained shaving foam on his face.

Frieda

01-30-2008, 04:15 PM

the town switching all the wheelie bins because both veggie and other garbage now go into one oven.. i now have a wheelie bin that's so big that i will never get it filled up with garbage. there's 3 bags from this week in it and there's still room for a football team in there. it's huge!

12"razormix

01-30-2008, 06:14 PM

.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jocieposse/180653960/

Stephi_B

01-31-2008, 10:15 AM

My granny using the word f u c k in a SMS :D She put it within () though - for she's a lady!

auntie aubrey

01-31-2008, 10:51 AM

i saw this days ago but it won't stop killing me.

http://www.gofalldown.com/cacophony/myimages/DirchPasser.gif

Marcus Bales

01-31-2008, 01:42 PM

Angry Kid Hoyt

01-31-2008, 06:25 PM

brightpearl

01-31-2008, 08:54 PM

how does this make you feel?
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o2wkyVdSIfM&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o2wkyVdSIfM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Jaime

02-01-2008, 02:58 AM

Jaime

02-01-2008, 03:04 AM

.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jocieposse/180653960/

I have seen that picture before. I am happy to know that that cat is actually a ball of wool.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jocieposse/134464894/in/set-72157594172871538/

Marcus Bales

02-01-2008, 09:38 AM

Can you resist?

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf

Stephi_B

02-01-2008, 09:47 AM

^No!!! :)

Angry Kid Hoyt

02-01-2008, 01:45 PM

how does this make you feel?
<object width="225" height="155"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o2wkyVdSIfM&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o2wkyVdSIfM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="225" height="155"></embed></object>

I don't have a word for the emotion this made me feel.

But it isn't a good emotion...I'll tell you that.

brightpearl

02-02-2008, 12:43 AM

^I'm not sorry. :D

l'azizza

02-02-2008, 01:42 AM

;)
Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese cookie factory!

Jack Flanders

02-02-2008, 04:20 AM

Can you resist?

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf

Nope!! One of my cats is going nuts trying to find out where the noise is coming from. ha!

lapietra

02-04-2008, 06:49 PM

My wacky housemate, in answer to this email:

Hi there -

We just wanted to officially request that everyone keep the bathroom door closed until further notice.

As you may know, Arthur has been pooping in the bathtub almost every day. We don't know why, but we do know that when he can't get in he chooses the litter box over anywhere else (thank goodness) so we'd like to keep the door closed until he forgets that the tub is there or something. Whatever his kitty logic is telling him, anyway.

This means - when you leave the bathroom - *please* remember to close the door behind you. We are the ones who have to clean it up, and we'd rather not have to keep doing that.

Thanks very much!

replied:

Listen, I don't mind closing the door, but I think you should read this....

From the Berkeley Animal Rights commission...

We think it is barbaric that you would deny an animal the right to defecate where it feels most comfortable. Humans are not the indigenous species afterall. How would you like it if you were a school age child who was terrorized by a bully when you went to the main bathroom but weren't allowed to use another bathroom of your choice? You would probably defecate in your pants out of fear! You would vomit on the way home out of terror! You would urinate all over yourself in class causing even more embarrasment out of panic! You would be going through exactly what you are putting your cat through! As a legal entity, the Berkeley Animal Rights Commission has the right to shut down any human home that is found guilty of not preserving animal rights. You are hereby ordered to leave your home at once. Your punishment is to live like homeless people so that you may know how others suffer because of your selfishness!

We are sick and tired of being labeled "Berkeley freaks" by the establishment who only want to persecute us by confusing the public with these insults about us! We will not tolerate animal abuse! And you are animal abusers!

Furthermore, fecal matter in the shower has an added benefit that humans should take advantage of. The squishy feeling that feces makes as you pasta-press it between your toes is comparable to that much more expensive mud you would use in a spa. Cat feces have an aroma and texture that rivals mud recovered from the bath houses of Pompei that costs thousands of dollars per session!

You should be ashamed of yourself for the trauma you are causing your cat and for the selfishness of your indulgence of an imported item when you could be enjoying that which is locally grown and made!!

As citizens of Berkeley, we are ashamed to have you in our species!

Signed,

Berkeley Animal Rights Commission
"guilt is good"