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Frieda

02-04-2008, 07:20 PM

just on the news here: the christian parties in our government are protesting against a porn movie on one of the public tv channels that's going to be broadcasted in combination with a documentary about the history of porn--

and the next item on the news: in the USA showing a butt on tv leads to major fines!

in addition to the porn riot described above-- there are now christians praying at the bottom of a non-functional TV broadcast tower to prevent the tv channel from broadcasting that porn movie.

maybe i shouldn't laugh. but i do :eek: :D :o

Peregrine

02-04-2008, 07:56 PM

in addition to the porn riot described above-- there are now christians praying at the bottom of a non-functional TV broadcast tower to prevent the tv channel from broadcasting that porn movie.

Well. To be fair, that particular tower won't be broadcasting the porn movie, whether their prayers have anything to do with it or not. :D

Brynn

02-04-2008, 08:13 PM

Good point! :p

Jaime

02-06-2008, 03:08 PM

The quality isn't great, it's a picture of a picture, but look what I found when cleaning out the depths of my closet the other day. This picture taped to a short blurb in french. I have translated it:

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/3122/meateightzc8.jpg

Hello my name is Jaime.
I'm eight years old.
I have a cat, and A brother. When I'm not school I play games with my cat. My favourite colours are green-blue, blue-green, pink, purple and dark black. My favourite food is pizza.

(Dark black?)

Frieda

02-06-2008, 03:26 PM

^awww that's cute! :D

brightpearl

02-07-2008, 10:57 AM

Aw, man.
Now I'm going to hell.
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HUJ4es4cYIU&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HUJ4es4cYIU&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Marcus Bales

02-07-2008, 11:12 PM

http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=5A90A4C5854BAEE226825CA18D024D29 ?contentId=5657259&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

brightpearl

02-08-2008, 05:20 PM

Ooookay, so I'm standing at the crosswalk waiting for the light to change, and it's kinda crowded because there's also a bus stop there. There's a woman nearby, maybe a few years older than me, delicately built, neatly and sweetly dressed. When she moved aside for a passerby, she bumped into this punk wannabe guy behind her, and he thought he'd act big in front of his punk wannabe friends. "Step off my sh*t, bitch!"

Ha ha ha. :D

She turned around, got in his face with her pointer finger, and she said, "Don't talk to me like that, you little poser sh*thead! I was fvcking a guy with a mohawk before you were born! You probably think Minor Threat is what gets you probation!"

The light changed, and she started stomping across the street, still cussing him..."Pinche fauxhawk pendejo..."

As I walked across, too, I heard one of the punk wannabe friends say, "Damn. She musta gone to school on the south side."

HAHAHAHA.
:D

Odbe

02-09-2008, 06:21 AM

^ :D Best laugh all day

craig johnston

02-09-2008, 06:35 PM

Stephi_B

02-10-2008, 11:36 AM

^So you will alter your teaching methods now according to these novel paedagogic techniques?

:D ;)

SavvyD

02-11-2008, 04:24 AM

I made other people laugh today, so that made me laugh! :) I met the person who originated a quote on my blog about dating, "Life unravels like a cheap sweater, since I gave up hope I feel alot better." The audience thought that was a really funny thing to put there cause modern dating kinda sucks.

visit it and tell me what you think! www.savvysinglechristian.blogspot.com

I wrote about Ze because he always makes me laugh! I used the Pre-Date Confidence Builder and it worked!!!

topcat

02-11-2008, 04:27 AM

^^^^^ WHORE

Pixie Cherries

02-11-2008, 11:21 PM

MCX Tiny Trike Competetion:

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fvIybNaWKjg&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fvIybNaWKjg&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Hyakujo's Fox

02-12-2008, 08:08 AM

http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=277

Brynn

02-12-2008, 01:41 PM

^sublime :)

"I sold all of our belongings and filled our car with snacks while you were at work.
I set the cat free.
I crank called 911.
I bit our landlord.
We can never go back.
We're free."

Brynn

02-12-2008, 04:01 PM

Marcus Bales

02-13-2008, 02:05 AM

http://babruisk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/31/skak.gifhttp://babruisk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/31/skak.gif

rapscalious rob

02-13-2008, 02:53 PM

http://www.its-lala.com/435_vennnopants.jpg

Coffee

02-13-2008, 03:54 PM

The 16 year old made a trite silly statement to which a response was unnecessary. And it should go without saying that she could not have been referencing me since the color of my skin precludes me from being racist

I did not come in here to get involved in personal attacks. I would ask that people please refrain from doing so

your sarcasm and the other personal attacks in here are quite unfriendly.

The above statements were in fact made by me and were about me; They were not attempts to attack one specific individual as I am being attacked in here.

your opinion of my blackness has no merit

Your input is now being considered.

F..king racist hypocritical troll.

brightpearl

02-13-2008, 06:53 PM

I've never seen a pony with the wind in his mane in quite this fashion.
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/teHfyby_veU&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/teHfyby_veU&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

craig johnston

02-13-2008, 07:35 PM

^^^^
you should get out more

:rolleyes:

Frieda

02-13-2008, 07:40 PM

^^ that is bizarre, funny and scary at the same time :eek:

trisherina

02-15-2008, 10:56 AM

.Canada for Christ Sake!

craig johnston

02-15-2008, 12:23 PM

Frieda

02-16-2008, 01:33 PM

- but we got a cool Cancellour and family minister in that respect, both working, modern-thinking chicas ;)),

stephi referring to angela merkel as chica made me snort my coffee all over my keyboard-- holy monkey :eek: :D :D

Stephi_B

02-16-2008, 01:44 PM

^I heard rumours that she was a wild thing at uni, and she vandalised her office desk, she scratched formulas in it, yes! And her hubby (#2) is considered rather hot in theoretical chemistry circles (I dunno, totally not my type... blargh, but then again, if I imagine other profs - not mine of course, mine's a cute teddybear! :))

:D

Edit: Apropos 'chica', there was something that made me laugh, yesterday though. I was going home from work, standing at the trainstation there out in the wilderness where I work, only two other people (dudes) there. Then came along the pseudo-ganstas of the village (14-16 y/o's I'd say), when they saw me (they still on the other side) they started shouting "There's a chica, a chica" and so on. They went on "chica, chica" the whole like 10 minutes till the train arrived. I just grinned... :D

Frieda

02-17-2008, 08:08 PM

having dinner at my cousin M-- she told me she wanted to use a glass of sherry for a sauce.. but she didn't have any left. with the shops being closed on sunday, she drove to a nearby restaurant and bought a glass of sherry, and drove back with the full glass in her hand. i wonder what the police would've said if they'd pulled her over :D

brightpearl

02-18-2008, 03:45 PM

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/src/tmcs_header_tk.gif

lukkucairi

02-18-2008, 04:24 PM

http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2008-02-11-n78.html

β cyg

02-19-2008, 04:50 PM

.
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6687694-lg.jpg

Avalon

02-19-2008, 09:02 PM

^^^^^^That is the coolest thing ever.

Coffee

02-20-2008, 03:22 AM

Wowzers...I think that is in fact the most amazing photo I have EVER seen.

Tunesmith

02-20-2008, 04:07 AM

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

Jack Flanders

02-20-2008, 04:38 AM

.
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6687694-lg.jpg

WOW!!! Beautiful!!! Are these baby sea things? :o

β cyg

02-20-2008, 04:53 AM

they're dewdrops but now you mention it i kind of wish they were baby sea things

here's the man's picture and folk's comments:

http://photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=6687694

brightpearl

02-20-2008, 04:53 PM

http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3500/H_3500_16.jpg

printing this took real cajones

Avalon

02-20-2008, 07:32 PM

they're dewdrops but now you mention it i kind of wish they were baby sea things

here's the man's picture and folk's comments:

http://photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=6687694

Thanks for posting the addy of his gallery..he has some amazing nature shots.

Hyakujo's Fox

02-20-2008, 07:44 PM

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

:D

T.I.P.

02-20-2008, 09:47 PM

my roommate's dog trying to chew my hard disk's power supply cord because i'm not paying attention to him :eek:

Jaime

02-21-2008, 04:40 PM

priceyfatprude

02-26-2008, 03:36 AM

http://www.thefunnystuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=722

Angry Kid Hoyt

02-26-2008, 12:30 PM

^ that's funny because it is true, Priceyfatprude!

That video should be required watching for anyone anywhere that ever tries to join a forum. And there should be a test to make sure they watched the whole thing and Nazis!

brightpearl

02-26-2008, 04:54 PM

auntie aubrey

02-26-2008, 10:18 PM

http://www.thefunnystuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=722

yeh i agree, lol!!!

T.I.P.

02-27-2008, 03:15 AM

rofl, zomg :D :D :D

Angry Kid Hoyt

02-27-2008, 12:31 PM

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8987/avatarmi9.jpg

Marcus Bales

02-27-2008, 12:46 PM

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=12191&page=130

What pillow?

Tunesmith

02-27-2008, 03:43 PM

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/13/1204118301/etchasketchquake.jpg

Angry Kid Hoyt

02-27-2008, 03:52 PM

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/13/1204118301/etchasketchquake.jpg

bummer

Jaime

02-28-2008, 02:17 AM

YsaPur EsChomuw

02-28-2008, 12:35 PM

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/SatKit/Blog/project.jpg

Veruki

02-28-2008, 03:01 PM

Hoyt's quiet invasion of other peoples avatars

YsaPur EsChomuw

02-28-2008, 04:45 PM

Hoyt's quiet invasion of other peoples avatars

I think it's sweet. I percieve it a s a kind of hommage to Stephi's genius. Or other people's.

zero

02-28-2008, 04:54 PM

^relentless flattering/fawning thread

YsaPur EsChomuw

02-29-2008, 04:22 AM

In the thread about procrastination:

i'm going to contribute in some significant way to this thread. not tonight, though. maybe tomorrow.

:)

Jack Flanders

02-29-2008, 04:50 AM

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/SatKit/Blog/project.jpg

Oh man can I relate to those personal and governmental recreational projects. Just ask the kids and then ignore the POLITICIANS.

Stephi_B

02-29-2008, 07:59 AM

In train (where else; trains = life concentrated), two rows in front of me:
A man, with the exactly same voice than Diddi Hallervorden (comedian who was big when I was a kid, here's a more recent video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlf4sUZezaI) where Diddi sings a fun duo with Nina Hagen) but different looks though (a bit chubby and not a womanizer type, to put it nicely), age ~50, together with his mum and dad - this totally klischee nice elderly couple. The guy was going on like a kid on his trip to the big city, "Wow!", "Look at this!", "See what they built there!", "Amazing!", he was jumping up and walking round all the time, looked out on this side then on the other. His mum said, when he took a seat on the other side for a while, "Boy! You can't see anything on that side!", he obeyed (Mamma's boy obviously ;)). He also tried to look like a Berlin expert, tried to explain his parents everything, or mentioned that he already has been here and there - but his dad outdid him in Berlin lore...
Then we passed Alexa (huge new shopping center at Alexanderplatz, its western facade looks a bit like an Ancient Persian temple imo), after he wow-ed it appropriately, he began with the Eros Center (that might have been, or not at the very spot of Alexa - CJ, have you still known an Eros Center at Alex?, when I came there was only a car park at that place they built Alexa on), over and over, how there was this big shopping arcade inside. He repeated his memories of his visit at the Eros Center ("I have been there! In the Eros Center!") and about how amazing the arcade was like 10 times, when finally his mum said in slightly annoyed tone: "Why are you always going on about that Eros Center?". Her boy: "Just because of this great arcade they had inside...". And so on.

It was grand, a live comedy show during half of my my morning commute :D

Marcus Bales

02-29-2008, 10:43 AM

YsaPur EsChomuw

02-29-2008, 11:56 AM

Today, feeling adventurous, I bought a packet of seaweed imported from China.

This is the information provided by the manufacturer:

The FHENGZHENG series of the instant natural edible seaweeds, which are chosen from the tender seaweeds, are made by advanced technique. We keep the natural nourishment of the seaweeds. While tasting toothsome, our products contain many trace elements that human body needs, such as iodine, calcium, iron and many vitamins too. Our product is eatable directly, and they are highgrade health care snack in cafes and family meals.

Directions:
Open the pack. Stir the vegetable with the condiment in pack. Now ready to serve.

Veruki

02-29-2008, 03:50 PM

lapietra

02-29-2008, 05:13 PM

http://chickencrap.com/images/1017.jpg

Frieda

03-01-2008, 02:41 PM

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/5810/badkuipracemv7.jpg

bathtubrace in the lijnbaansgracht

Odbe

03-01-2008, 04:33 PM

^ http://bulletin.zefrank.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

auntie aubrey

03-01-2008, 07:22 PM

trisherina

03-02-2008, 01:23 PM

...It's just "skillz," Mum. "Silky skillz" is so last century!

topcat

03-02-2008, 07:44 PM

http://chickencrap.com/images/1017.jpg

a nice anti-semetic cartoon and not one of the so call cool people on the board have a comment. bunch of pussies. i make one remark about someone standing to pee and the board explodes

T.I.P.

03-02-2008, 10:04 PM

quote from my friend's grandmother upon seeing him write a text message:

"Oh You kids these days with your Googles and your Blueberries..."

Tunesmith

03-04-2008, 07:49 PM

Angry Kid Hoyt

03-04-2008, 08:01 PM

a nice anti-semetic cartoon and not one of the so call cool people on the board have a comment. bunch of pussies. i make one remark about someone standing to pee and the board explodes

I assumed the poster was Jewish and since it wasn't so much anti-semitic as a play on words, didn't give it much thought.
However, in retrospect I can see how it can be seen as such.
I call upon our Jewish brethren to give their input.

Tunesmith

03-04-2008, 08:50 PM

I just came across this site called "Beard Board (http://jefffsbeardboard.yuku.com/)" where...yep, you guessed it - people engage in "discussion of all aspects of facial hair, and where support is most welcome from all comers whether bearded or not."

I love the comments:

Whoa!!! That is one awesome beard! Perfect job trimming it!!!

http://jfalberg.tripod.com/bb/goatee2.gif

I rub my beard all the time. My girlfriend tells me it creeps her out, but I love it. The longer it gets the softer it gets and mine is just now starting to get fairly soft. I also like to rub it when contemplating things . . . just for fun. There's just something magical about a bearded man stroking his beard when thinking. When people ask me questions I stroke my beard before answering them -- it seems to give my answers more weight or legitimacy. It's amusing to see how people respond to public beard stroking.

Shoot Bearded1, don't mess! You look like one bad-a*% mo-fo.

Is that stache wax you got going on? I've got to pick some up and try the stache shaping. I tell you, eating can be a real pain nowadays...

I'm totally considering infiltrating the place to see if I can get them to answer my "urgent shaving questions". :D

edit: the sad thing is, they're more active than us. :(

trisherina

03-05-2008, 02:03 AM

I dare ya to sign up as Lemmy!!

Odbe

03-05-2008, 04:34 AM

^^ www.mlhh.com

Jaime

03-06-2008, 01:56 PM

This is a wonderfully put together title sequence for Star Wars in the style of Saul Bass. Very cool.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z25t-PQDn5A"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z25t-PQDn5A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

And this is what gave me a laugh today. Someone made a special edition out of that video.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2yoIEWpl9oc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2yoIEWpl9oc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

brightpearl

03-06-2008, 03:24 PM

I HAVE HEARD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH FROM YOU
PANCAKES BETTER THAN WAFFLES
ON WHAT PLANET QUESTION MARK
EVEN USING WHOLE BUTTERMILK AND EGGS
YOUR AVERAGE WAFFLE OUTDOES YOUR AVERAGE PANCAKE FOR CALORIES
AND EVERYONE KNOWS CALORIES ARE WHAT MAKE THINGS TASTE GOOD

IF ANYONE WANTS TO ARGUE THIS FACT I WILL POKE THEIR EYES OUT OVER THE INTERNET

:D
Waffles.
Yes yes.

Although I wouldn't say no to a nice blintz.

brightpearl

03-10-2008, 06:32 PM

auntie aubrey

03-10-2008, 10:41 PM

a nice anti-semetic cartoon and not one of the so call cool people on the board have a comment. bunch of pussies. i make one remark about someone standing to pee and the board explodes

it struck me as so far from funny that it wasn't worth commenting on. where did you remark about standing to pee? did i miss something?

Jaime

03-11-2008, 12:48 AM

Angry Kid Hoyt

03-11-2008, 11:09 AM

BANG! (http://www.maniacworld.com/strangest-gunfight-ever.html)

&

<object width="225" height="155"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b8hxCpAdCJI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b8hxCpAdCJI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="225" height="155"></embed></object>

brightpearl

03-13-2008, 12:32 AM

I had to follow a detour earlier and saw two streets I'd never passed before, each amusing in its own way:

"TIPS JEWELS
Private Road"

and

"PEARL DR.
Dead End"

Jaime

03-13-2008, 02:39 PM

Haha. At the end of last year I was on a new bus route, and happened to look up at the street signs and found myself on the corner of IMPERIAL and WALKER. As a Star Wars nerd, I was very pleased.

Stephi_B

03-15-2008, 11:25 AM

This email!!!! :D

Yes, I know it was definitely not meant to make me laugh. I shouldn't laugh.
I even feel somewhat ashamed I do. But it's just so comical absurd in its total over-the-top-ness - and in general. Just can't help it! :D
Sorry dear sender, sorry, cos you're a real nice guy and all...
Didn't get an answer to my question, but got another answer, which flabbergasted me for some seconds, but then sent me laughing helplessly..........

:D :D

Herri Batasuna

03-15-2008, 11:50 AM

To wirte an email in Basque to a friend who is also learning Basque, but I misspelt the adress and now somebody totally unkown to me get this "Hi- my name is"- email "- and my phone number is"-email and so on - but fortunately, the phone number was written in Basque ...

... so this is not to be understood as a "Hi, do you want to have sex with me-my phone number is-" spam-email ... fortunately ...

Oso ondo!! :D

lapietra

03-15-2008, 04:45 PM

to the guy doing my wife (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html)

so sad. so incredibly funny.

Stephi_B

03-18-2008, 09:13 AM

This individual South-Park-style pics the boys
(mostly our second-hand-French, i.e. Quebecois, he always has such cool ideas :D)
from the big office created, which we all (even boss!!) have put on our office doors now!
So funny! :D

(impatiently awaiting to get the electronic version of mine....)

edit: here it is, that's me :D

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1671/myspyq8.th.jpg (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=myspyq8.jpg)

zero

03-18-2008, 01:18 PM

.

"panopticist - Late last year a Finnish media artist named Santeri Ojala got a lot of attention for a series of YouTube videos in which he lifted concert footage of various guitar heroes and overdubbed his own intentionally awful playing. The bad musicianship was funny enough, but the verisimilitude made it even funnier: Ojala was great at matching each player’s hand movements and timing, and he sprinkled lukewarm applause and other sound effects throughout. The videos were like alternate-universe versions of rock-god cliches.

A month or two ago, YouTube yanked the videos and suspended Ojala’s YouTube account, apparently due to copyright complaints from several of the guitarists. Many of the videos have now resurfaced on YouTube, and because I never got around to posting them the first time, here’s one of the best.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x_M9zWORBuA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x_M9zWORBuA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

http://www.sketchzilla.com/madlibs/pill.gif (http://www.panopticist.com/2008/03/eric_clapton_is_all_thumbs.html)

Jaime

03-18-2008, 03:00 PM

^ Haha. Oh, that's so wrong.

Hyakujo's Fox

03-19-2008, 11:00 PM

"Note that exploding head syndrome does not involve the head actually exploding."

brightpearl

03-21-2008, 04:32 PM

is that you, mom?

:D

brightpearl

03-21-2008, 10:18 PM

T.I.P.

03-23-2008, 01:21 PM

when i was a kid i consistently misheard the lyrics to bob seger's "trying to live my life without you."

the lyrics are:
trying to live my life without you, babe,
is the hardest thing i'll ever do

but what i heard was:
trying to live my life without chewie
is the hardest thing i'll ever do

and i decided the song was about han solo's friendship with chewbacca.

because they're best friends.

http://www.wookies-etc.com/images/content/hansolo.jpg

pffff :D

auntie aubrey

03-24-2008, 05:30 PM

AK hoyt's hairdo editor (http://www.taaz.com/web.html) link.

http://i30.tinypic.com/263x93p.jpg

SLOTH PRETTY?

brightpearl

03-24-2008, 07:13 PM

^:D
Mr. Winkles needed freshening up.
My son helped.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2147/2359551308_ee56ecf756_m.jpg

Veruki

03-27-2008, 11:22 AM

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/vend_a_goat.jpg

errr...

:confused:

and Pearly hello sticker, oh man that was great...

lapietra

03-30-2008, 03:45 PM

do whales fart, and if so, is it loud? (http://whale.wheelock.edu/archives/ask03/0295.html)

For some reason, both the question and the answer had the bf & me in tears of laughter. :)

lukkucairi

03-30-2008, 08:39 PM

anatomically correct! (http://www.yarnivore.com/mt/archives/000839.html)

brightpearl

04-01-2008, 04:04 PM

^awesome.

Peep Turducken (http://asteroid.divnull.com/2006/04/easter-turducken/)

Jaime

04-01-2008, 05:47 PM

The featured videos on Youtube today. All of them, really.

T.I.P.

04-03-2008, 10:38 PM

Come play in the pub friday night - I can cry into my beer and tap my foot at the same time. :D

hahaha

lukkucairi

04-04-2008, 05:13 AM

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_01/spoonsSWNS0304_468x680.jpg

brightpearl

04-04-2008, 08:21 AM

I didn't quite know how to tell my Mormon manager that the person of importance visiting me last weekend and who caused me to rearrange all my meetings was my gay ex-boss who's now married to a 7 foot drag queen, so I just lied and told him my sister-in-law was visiting.

:p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!
Oh, this is beautiful.

brightpearl

04-10-2008, 05:30 PM

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/overqualified.png

seebe

04-11-2008, 01:07 PM

seebe

04-11-2008, 02:02 PM

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/447/13fdd8.jpg

Veruki

04-11-2008, 03:54 PM

Brynn

04-11-2008, 04:07 PM

That's brilliant. I'd buy that dresser! i want that commercial to play in my town so I can pretend to be him to all my friends and be popular and funny:D

seebe

04-11-2008, 06:03 PM

NSFW etc.
:cool: (http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z105/photostore4/flash.jpg)

Jack Flanders

04-12-2008, 12:40 AM

http://www.Chinawholesalegift.com/pic/Hats-and-Caps/Solar-Fan-Cap/Mono(Multi)crystalline-Solar-Fan-Cap-(with-switch)-19481791506.jpg

This also makes me sad.

Frieda

04-12-2008, 06:45 AM

this: http://www.therefinedfeline.com/kitinbox-cat-perch.htm

http://www.therefinedfeline.com/images/KitInBox/kitinboxcatperch1.jpg

:D

auntie aubrey

04-12-2008, 09:42 AM

^ that cat's giving her a saucy look.

Frieda

04-12-2008, 09:45 AM

:D i think they're going to make out in this next image

http://www.therefinedfeline.com/images/KitInBox/kitinboxcatperch2.jpg

auntie aubrey

04-12-2008, 10:04 AM

i love when cats are saucy. also, i could use that device. i've got a keyboard sleeper of my own.

YsaPur EsChomuw

04-12-2008, 10:54 AM

Today I saw two toads frigthen away a tiger. (in the zoo)

Frieda

04-12-2008, 01:08 PM

^ toads ARE scary.

^^ it's like a cat hoverboard. that cat just hovered itself up to her desk, looked saucy at her and is now pondering on when to turn around and lick his balls to get her attention.

brightpearl

04-12-2008, 01:57 PM

^^^Now see, if I had that Kit-In box, I'd end up keeping my keyboard in it as my black and white cat steadfastly continued to sleep smack dab in front of the monitor.

And then the orange one would pee in it.

Peregrine

04-12-2008, 02:56 PM

You're never going to get the cat to stay still in that little box. It's going to get up, and go where it wants.

We have three mats, a bed, a couch, endless chairs and folded up blankets, and a little kitty tent, and yes, Josie uses them occasionally, but she's still quite content to sleep on the hardwood floor.

Veruki

04-14-2008, 01:40 PM

That's brilliant. I'd buy that dresser! i want that commercial to play in my town so I can pretend to be him to all my friends and be popular and funny:D

My exact thought was "why didn't I think of that..."

Frieda

04-15-2008, 03:35 AM

this

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showpost.php?p=384292&postcount=126

seebe

04-15-2008, 01:45 PM

trisherina

04-16-2008, 02:25 AM

T.I.P.

04-16-2008, 02:35 AM

hahahaha

Jack Flanders

04-16-2008, 03:09 PM

oh god is that funny!!!

auntie aubrey

04-16-2008, 04:34 PM

i've watched theremin cat three times now. i love him.

Veruki

04-18-2008, 11:40 AM

This happened yesterday, but I keep remembering about it and laughing. I have a professor that enjoys entertaining his students with magic tricks. In last nights class he performed a card trick with the help of two random students. One of the ladies was so surprised at the transformation of her card she yelled "OMG it has a five of broccolis on it!"

brightpearl

04-20-2008, 05:34 PM

The Euphemism Generator (http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism).

so far, my favorite is "sequestering the salty yam."

eta: no, wait...it's "squirreling the incandescent raisin."

auntie aubrey

04-21-2008, 06:22 PM

top 10 shirts to get arrested in. (http://top10kid.com/2008/04/14/top-10-shirts-to-get-arrested-in/)

Odbe

04-22-2008, 07:02 PM

^ :D

Yesterday I went down to the tiny skate park near my house to get some action shots.
There was a family there - a father and two boys, each with their own BMX bike, and a younger boy taking pictures with a digital camera. The younger boy saw my camera and started asking questions of this stranger unashamedly, the way that young kids do. He told me he was from Queanbeyan where the skate parks where bigger, and those were his brothers and father.

I had to explain to him how my disposable film camera worked, that it didn't take film clips, that I could only take 27 shots ('daddy's camera takes as many as you want!' ) and that I couldn't look at them until after I sent them away to the camera shop, so I wouldn't know if I made a mistake.

He said, 'I've never seen a camera like that.'
I told him, 'It's an old-fashioned camera.'
Whoa. Times change.

lukkucairi

04-23-2008, 09:59 PM

:D
"gee, mister jingles, you're not very thirsty today. here, i'll finish that off for you. another refill? don't mind if i do."
:D

brightpearl

05-07-2008, 02:17 PM

Bacon of hate. (http://theanticraft.com/archive/beltane08/baconofhate.htm)

hee hee hee

What?!? I am too studying! :mad:
I was just taking a little break.

AllegroNg

05-07-2008, 09:54 PM

lapietra

05-11-2008, 02:26 PM

The original post is funny and strange, but I think the comments are even better. :)

A warm mystery in every single olfactive movement. (http://consumerist.com/consumer/conspicuous-consumptions/wipe-your-butt-with-designer-toilet-paper-by-renova-333259.php)

Anna

05-15-2008, 03:43 AM

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/600/crackeu0.gif

brightpearl

05-16-2008, 11:13 AM

This is posted on Cute Overload with the following catption:

"I've been waiting on the GD bus all day.
I can't believe they raised the fare to one squirmy wallaby.
It used to be one hamster round trip."
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/05/15/reuters2.jpg

This world? The one where potty-mouthed gibbons hold wallabies while waiting for the bus on day-glo benches? That's the one I live in.

Odbe

05-16-2008, 11:49 PM

"The theme is 'the ocean and what it means to you'. Please come along in your fishing or surfing gear."
Because of course, they expect the ocean to mean fishing or surfing to everyone. :rolleyes:

Marcus Bales

05-18-2008, 10:08 AM

Rare footage of Hyakujo's Fox at a basketball game!

http://apina.nwpshost.com/6109.gif

Marcus Bales

05-19-2008, 09:03 AM

The saddest earthquake picture

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/13/1204118301/etchasketchquake.jpg

YsaPur EsChomuw

05-19-2008, 01:03 PM

http://prokee.blog.hu/media/image/070929/2.jpg

http://prokee.blog.hu/media/image/070929/4.jpg

http://prokee.blog.hu/media/image/070929/5.jpg

http://prokee.blog.hu/media/image/070929/10.jpg

http://prokee.blog.hu/media/image/070929/7.jpg

http://prokee.blog.hu/media/image/070929/12.jpg

http://prokee.blog.hu/media/image/070929/9.jpg

Anna

05-19-2008, 09:37 PM

Hyakujo's Fox

05-22-2008, 03:58 AM

Our daughter's first idea of playing video games at somewhere between one and two years old was to grab the joystick and wiggle it around while saying "shit, shit, shit..."

.

Frieda

05-22-2008, 05:23 AM

my own adventures make me laugh--

just 20 minutes ago i went outside in my PJs to bring the wheelie bin to the street to be emptied and to reset my parking meter to 10:00-- and when i did all of that and wanted to get into my apartment again, i noticed that the key was all bent, it must've gotten stuck in the lock or something. it didn't fit. um..... oops! :eek:

so there i was, in my PJs, with no phone, no access to my house, nothing. fortunately i did have my car keys, so i drove to my parents' house (risking a 200 euro fine for not having my license with me :eek:), looked up my mom's phone number and called her, she came and handed me the spare key to my apartment. i'm so happy her office is so close to where i live :D

Brynn

05-22-2008, 02:18 PM

trisherina

05-26-2008, 02:39 AM

being Jack Sparrow (http://lamag.com/featuredarticle.aspx?id=7016&page=1) (anti-Disney references)

Stephi_B

05-26-2008, 10:48 AM

Boss' emails, they always do, but this one of today rocks particularly:

"Dear All,

don't forget that ******* will be delivering his "Probevorlesung" today
(on hair styling or something like that), at 16:00 in room F.1.01.
Please be all there and support him as much as possible, i.e.
by cheering, applauding, looking extremely interested and filled
with new, deep, and unexpected insight.

See you then,

*.*."

:D

Frieda

05-27-2008, 07:51 PM

brightpearl

05-27-2008, 10:07 PM

brightpearl

05-27-2008, 10:12 PM

I introduced my kiddo to the glories of the emoticon earlier, and he's been making up his own for an hour, along with descriptions.

>:-I (an evil master chewing)
=:-o (freaked out because of his new haircut)
:-% (way too much into math)
:-{0 ("OMG I have a moustache!!")
{:-* ("OMG the lemon is too sour!!)

YsaPur EsChomuw

05-28-2008, 06:16 AM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2147/1668465739_4df9a9b926.jpg?v=0

lukkucairi

06-05-2008, 10:49 AM

this

Vicar of Dibley: How many children do you have Alice?

Alice: Sixteen or seventeen.........I'm not really sure

I could not adequately explain why, except that my name really is Alice :D

Frieda

06-14-2008, 03:34 PM

supermarket kid: "excuse me miss, we're doing research on how our customers keep fruit and our packaging, can i ask you some questions?"

Frieda: "sure!"

supermarket kid: "we'd like to know if you keep your melons in the fridge--"

Frieda: *snorts* "my melons?? BWAHAHAHAHA" :D

ok i guess you had to be there :rolleyes: :p

Marcus Bales

06-15-2008, 12:01 PM

http://www.sonnyradio.com/picasso.htm

Marcus Bales

06-15-2008, 12:28 PM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/95473144@N00/305136431/

Frieda

06-16-2008, 03:01 PM

abrocks22

06-17-2008, 05:41 PM

the band pepper and there songs always make me laugh

brightpearl

06-17-2008, 10:37 PM

Our newest member's name is "fapflaffida."

*snerk*

brightpearl

06-17-2008, 11:41 PM

I found a link on Gawker to 41 of the best photos of science fair participants (http://www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/) that you will ever, ever see.

The sweater.
The sweater is the best thing in the entire universe.

Actually, it may be the entire universe.

No no no
The universe cries itself to sleep every night, wishing it were that sweater.

Brynn

06-18-2008, 05:03 PM

^:D :D
Some science fair "experiments" my own kids have done over the years:

Does Red Bull Affect Typing Speed? (astonishingly, yes)
What Can Coca-Cola Remove? (rust)
What Cleans Pennies Best? (lemon juice)

And of course, the ever-popular Diet Pepsi and Mentos mystery begged to be solved. I believe I ran my own experiment for that one...will this science fair experiment make a gigantic mess all over the car in the driveway?
Hypothesis:yes it will.

T.I.P.

06-19-2008, 01:12 AM

Marcus Bales

06-19-2008, 02:50 AM

Brynn

06-19-2008, 05:44 AM

http://backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html

Bobby

06-20-2008, 03:52 PM

Those lighthouses made me laugh. Ahhhhh, some poeple just don't think things through.

Frieda

06-24-2008, 07:11 PM

what made me laugh today:

my old friend Giuseppe calling me because he heard Hobie on the radio singing his hobiehobieho song and that made him think of me.

we also talked about cars. how my strawberry would tip over when he sat in the passenger's seat, so that the door would scrape over the pavement when he wanted to get out--

how he used to drive a wreck (worse than my old strawberry) that he got for 100 euros (20 for the car and 80 for the stereo)--

how after that he got a 500 euro car and a tour bus made a u-turn in the passenger's door, how this totaled his car and he got 600 euros back from insurance so he actually made a profit on his damn car--

how he now has a seriously dangerous seat ibiza that goes 215 km/h and how he's had it for 6 months and..... he's got 1 huge crack in the windshield, 2 tires completely worn out, parking damage on the side, broken fog lights and now he has a dent in his wheel.

in short: we hadn't talked in, say 1,5 years.. and somehow nothing has changed :rolleyes::D

lukkucairi

06-27-2008, 09:27 AM

brightpearl

06-27-2008, 02:46 PM

Oh holy hell.

Dimitri thinks maybe you haven't called him back because you're on chemo or are psychotic. (http://theshermanfoundation.blogspot.com/2008/06/some-loser-douchbags-phone-messages-to.html)

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!
Whooooo!
What a ride.

eta: Jezebel.com refers to this guy as "douchetacular." :D
The comments keep saying that it has to be a joke, but I dunno...unfortunately I think most folks can say they've run across a Dimitri or a Dimitrina before.

lapietra

06-29-2008, 02:49 AM

Hard Gay wants to help!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnBbPW72m-o)

seriously one of the most wonderful things evar!!! :D

T.I.P.

06-29-2008, 05:49 AM

^ haha :D

trisherina

06-29-2008, 12:07 PM

It makes me laugh that I watched all of that.

rapscalious rob

07-01-2008, 10:31 PM

your web server is down (http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/)

auntie aubrey

07-01-2008, 11:04 PM

Dimitri thinks maybe you haven't called him back because you're on chemo or are psychotic. (http://theshermanfoundation.blogspot.com/2008/06/some-loser-douchbags-phone-messages-to.html)

oh jesus i hope to holy crap that that's fake but it sounds way too authentic to be fake.

brightpearl

07-02-2008, 01:24 AM

used boomerangs

hahahaha

seebe

07-02-2008, 10:32 AM

Hyakujo's Fox

07-02-2008, 10:58 PM

just the first 43 seconds

<embed src="http://godtube.com/flvplayer.swf" FlashVars="viewkey=2e7cf54968b00cb4ecea" wmode="transparent" quality="high" width="330" height="270" name="godtube" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></embed>

Marcus Bales

07-02-2008, 11:33 PM

Jesus looks middle-aged and female -- at first I thought it was the guy's wife

Marcus Bales

07-03-2008, 12:03 AM

seebe

07-03-2008, 12:14 AM

AllegroNg

07-03-2008, 02:28 AM

Jesus looks middle-aged and female -- at first I thought it was the guy's wife

Hah!!! Yeah.. Jesus got fat!

Or he needs to get a better fitting mumu..

brightpearl

07-05-2008, 06:16 AM

dear god

please send me a girl with huge tits

i'll be happy to make beurre blanc for her

don't bother to give her a personality...that would only make things complicated

cheers

douchebag

Okay, that made coffee come out of my nose.
:D

Marcus Bales

07-05-2008, 07:47 PM

Okay, that made coffee come out of my nose.
:D

TMI

brightpearl

07-05-2008, 07:53 PM

Oh, right, Marcus..I forgot how delicate you are.
:rolleyes:

:D

lukkucairi

07-05-2008, 11:03 PM

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lukkucairi/2641013512/" title="fartuppo by lukku cairi, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3166/2641013512_42f3d37d45_o.jpg" width="604" height="71" alt="fartuppo " /></a>

fartuppo?!

really?!

Marcus Bales

07-08-2008, 09:44 AM

Marcus Bales

07-08-2008, 10:14 AM

Hah!!! Yeah.. Jesus got fat!

Or he needs to get a better fitting mumu..

I like the way he edges into the frame, too, like Henry Gibson edging around the scenery to recite a bad poem.

Frieda

07-09-2008, 01:53 PM

this:

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7613/gardenzombiewe8.jpg

a zombie statue for in the garden, i want one! :p

The Zombie of Montclaire Moors Sculpture (http://www.designtoscano.com/product/garden+statues/extraordinary+statues/the+zombie+of+montclaire+moors+sculpture+-+db383020.do)

brightpearl

07-09-2008, 02:29 PM

^brilliant!

A friend of mine whose English is secondary has a new email sig:
"Lov & Pea Never Deceit."

:D

I think he means, "Love and peace, never deceit." But his version is so much better.

Stephi_B

07-10-2008, 08:31 AM

My dad's mail today where he wrote "your father was already a French kiss expert of the first order before you were born".... :D
(No, better not ask what we were talking about ;))

Brynn

07-14-2008, 05:06 PM

Marcus Bales

07-15-2008, 10:59 AM

Marcus Bales

07-15-2008, 11:05 AM

seebe

07-15-2008, 02:49 PM

^http://bulletin.zefrank.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

trisherina

07-17-2008, 02:30 AM

this (http://bigeyedeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/graf.gif?w=500&h=402)

muchojackdaniel

07-17-2008, 04:02 PM

everyone at my work playing disney songs. (they are all like 50)

Zdogg

07-17-2008, 06:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSPvQ2Kb484 :D I feel kinda guilty but I relate to that kid. Nothing is worse than waiting all day for the cable guy. I hate cable.

MoJoRiSin

07-17-2008, 09:35 PM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/midnitephotos/2670016355/

MoJoRiSin

07-17-2008, 09:37 PM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/midnitephotos/2670016355/

My sister forwarded this to me::
"Smokers Lounge"

lukkucairi

07-18-2008, 06:17 PM

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lukkucairi/2680962932/" title="me-so-info-dense by lukku cairi, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/2680962932_30b5d56fa6_o.jpg" width="704" height="132" alt="me-so-info-dense" /></a>

<3 slashdot, really (http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/07/16/0040227)

Brynn

07-18-2008, 07:02 PM

this caught me off-guard in the communal haiku thread:
waiting for a bus
contemplating my navel
I am transported

Many days later
I go about my business
and still I giggle.

Marcus Bales

07-20-2008, 11:54 AM

http://www.koreus.com/video/the-great-office-war.html

MoJoRiSin

07-20-2008, 12:48 PM

^^ TY!

Marcus Bales

07-22-2008, 11:38 PM

http://crass.on.ru/flash/pingpong.html

Peregrine

07-23-2008, 09:42 PM

.<object height="344" width="425">

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/21OH0wlkfbc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></object>

treekisser

07-24-2008, 05:26 PM

Einstein the Parrot speaks!!!!!!!

www.metacafe.com/watch/726711/einstein_the_parrot/

Marcus Bales

07-27-2008, 09:31 AM

http://www.srl.caltech.edu/HEFT/images/campaign/04fall/Roswell/that%20silly%20government.JPG

T.I.P.

07-28-2008, 12:37 AM

today i solved my roomate's internet problem (and mine, by extension). She spent at least an hour on the phone at 3AM on friday night with the cable people, screaming her head off at them. The diagnostic was a broken modem, they are supposed to come this wednesday to change it.

Tonight i looked at her modem and saw a little black button on the front of the modem that says "internet on/off". Roomie had been plugging/unplugging the modem repeatedly without pressing this little button. Problem solved.

I think she hates me now :D

12"razormix

07-29-2008, 04:48 PM

Perhaps body hair will make a big comeback and people will pay good money for transplants to make themselves resemble werewolves and mammoths

.

Marcus Bales

07-30-2008, 07:12 PM

seebe

07-31-2008, 12:08 AM

^:D your vacation video?

J.W.

07-31-2008, 04:33 PM

dr horrible's sing along blog made me laugh today

and I didn't even watch it today, I was just thinking about the captain hammer line, the hammer is my...

Frieda

07-31-2008, 07:52 PM

i was outside on my balcony just now and i could hear the neighbor across the street snore :D

Odbe

08-01-2008, 09:07 PM

I saw an elderly sausage dog running. :D I didn't know it was possible!

monkeyknifightz

08-02-2008, 02:48 PM

As I walked up to my best friends house 45 minutes late, he leaps out of a tree yelling unintelligibly. How long was he up there?

MoJoRiSin

08-02-2008, 05:17 PM

I heard this song on the radio and was laughing and saying how much I liked it (my family really did not believe that I had never heard it before)::

Get a haircut and get a real job

:I was a rebel from the day I left school
Grew my hair long and broke all the rules
I'd sit and listen to my records all day
With big ambitions of where I could play
My parents taught me what life was about
So I grew up the type they warned me about
They said my friends were just a unruly mob
And I should, get a haircut and get a real job

CHORUS
Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and dont be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob
Why dont you, get a haircut and get a real job

I even tried that nine to five scene
I told myself that it was all a bad dream
I found a band with some good songs to play
Now I party all night and sleep all day
I met this chick, she was my number one fan
She took me home to meet her mommy and dad
They took one look at me and said, "Oh my god!
Get a haircut and get a real job!"

CHORUS

(Get a real job, why dont you get a real job,
get a real job, why dont you get a real job)

I hit the bigtime with my rock and roll band
The future's brighter now then I ever planned
I'm ten times richer then my big brother Bob
He's got a haricut and got a real job

CHORUS

(Get a real job, why dont you get a real job,
get a real job, why dont you get a real job)
~George Thoroughgood

Frieda

08-04-2008, 12:38 PM

this stampede image made me laugh today:

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5779/stampededo4.jpg

a herd of bulls broke loose and some decided to cool off in somebody's swimming pool.

seebe

08-05-2008, 09:13 PM

Just read the last page of this thread "so, how was your bowel movement?"

monkeyknifightz

08-06-2008, 01:19 PM

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/russ/goldmine61/maycontainnuts.jpg

MoJoRiSin

08-06-2008, 02:00 PM

monkeyknifightz

08-06-2008, 02:52 PM

Random and awesome

http://s58.photobucket.com/albums/g254/tehgay/?action=view&current=gmail.jpg

MoJoRiSin

08-07-2008, 02:38 AM

MoJoRiSin

08-07-2008, 02:44 PM

~"~ i did not mean to leave you hanging...............
part 2:

<object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2gAkzKBGhaA&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2gAkzKBGhaA&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="349"></embed></object>

Marcus Bales

08-07-2008, 03:49 PM

lukkucairi

08-09-2008, 01:25 PM

:D (http://video.aol.com/video-detail/episode-3-temptasia/1588263877)

Marcus Bales

08-10-2008, 01:24 AM

I know I know it's baseball, but watch the whole clip -- and watch the slomo replay of the ball girl leaping up off two walls to make the catch. Amazing.

<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=253&fullscreen=1&autostart=true" width="480" height="360"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /> <param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=253&fullscreen=1&autostart=true" /> </object>

Marcus Bales

08-10-2008, 07:57 AM

T.I.P.

08-10-2008, 11:03 AM

^ :D

Brynn

08-10-2008, 12:36 PM

YsaPur EsChomuw

08-10-2008, 11:57 PM

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/image.php?u=698&dateline=1218371468

:) :)

MoJoRiSin

08-11-2008, 01:24 AM

copy and pasted from The Dictionary Game:

kakistocracy, n. an autocratic government ruled by pastry chefs embracing the core belief that cake is the staff of life. Emblazoned on the nation's flag is the immortal "Let them eat cake." In a kakistocracy, bread is strictly outlawed except on the chef of chefs birthday. The practice of involuntary venesectomy, once embraced by the earlier kakistocrats, was banned in 1888 by Chef Angelcake.

Seeking asylum from the slings and arrows of The Dictionary Game critics, Ysapur and Treekisser eloped to the little known nation of McArthur Park, a kakistocracy nestled in the foothills of the Cheesecake Mountains.

MoJoRiSin

08-11-2008, 11:10 AM

I almost posted this under 'youtube yourself' but the truth is, sometimes I really do feel I am the happiest, and this video would perhaps seem that I was being sarcastic.....
lets just say I chuckled when I thought about it given the train of thought that seems to be going on here--
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trivia: Mary Kay Place is from my hometown
as well as (what's her name?) wife #1.
adios for now (back at 11:30 pst)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDeP3hXs2U&feature=related

MoJoRiSin

08-12-2008, 02:03 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Novelist-Strike-R.article.jpg

Novelist Strike Fails to Affect Nation Whatsoever

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/novelists_strike_fails_to_affect

brightpearl

08-12-2008, 09:54 PM

Frieda

09-02-2008, 02:48 PM

returnin to work today and my boss handing me a laminated printout of the suhtup man :D

i think he wanted to hang it up on the wall but the überboss complained-- i'll try and take a picture tomorrow :D

zero

09-02-2008, 04:23 PM

... the überboss complained ...

^someone needs to hand him the laminated printout

brightpearl

09-03-2008, 08:19 AM

"President Abraham Lincoln was buttbuttinated by an armed buttailant after a life devoted to the reform of the US consbreastution. " (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2667634/The-Clbuttic-Mistake-When-obscenity-filters-go-wrong.html)

Marcus Bales

09-04-2008, 08:02 AM

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/fun/dummer/dummer-02.png

LadyCrow

09-05-2008, 09:56 AM

http://www.funbumperstickers.com/images/South-Park-Ike.gif

Saw this on a car whilst driving around last night (close enough to "today", so there). ;)

Frieda

09-07-2008, 08:55 AM

my friend G. just called me to say that he's bought an oldfashioned ice cream vending cart for 60 euros because it looked so cool.. if he could store it in my bedroom.

well, no! :rolleyes: :D

brightpearl

09-08-2008, 01:02 AM

^wtf? :D

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Oh god yes. (http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086)
I want to have John Stewart's diminutive little babies.
(nsfgop)

Frieda

09-08-2008, 04:44 AM

^yeah, he's a bit weird.. that's why i like him :D

here's a picture of the damn thing:

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/1517/ijskarue8.jpg

Hyakujo's Fox

09-08-2008, 05:03 AM

is he willing to keep it stocked?

Frieda

09-08-2008, 06:35 AM

i doubt it.. i think the "cool factor" only applies to the looks of the thing, not to the temperature of the ice cream..

it's an idea though. maybe i should call him back!

MoJoRiSin

09-08-2008, 12:43 PM

"After that, passengers were told the ship was routed to Newport, R.I. “We are like, ‘Wait a minute, we all live there!’ ” said Mr. Abreu....."

source:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/07/nyregion/07carnival.html?em

MoJoRiSin

09-08-2008, 01:20 PM

Every time I try to be serious, compassionate and thoughtful, someone with a strange piercing makes a latte.
^:D

YsaPur EsChomuw

09-09-2008, 12:29 AM

http://libia-olafur.com/images/t-exi.jpg

For those who don't speak Hungarian: Your country doesn't exist

MoJoRiSin

09-09-2008, 03:43 AM

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/amc0179l.jpg

MoJoRiSin

09-09-2008, 01:03 PM

JIMMY:
Picture you upon my knee
Just tea for two
And two for tea
Just me for you
And you for me...alone-

[DIALOGUE]

JIMMY:
I'm discontented with homes that I've rented
So I have invented my own.
Darling, this place is lovely oasis
Where life's weary taste is unknown
Far from the crowded city
Where flowers pretty caress the stream
Cozy to hide in, to live side by side in,
Don't let it apart in my dream-

Picture you upon my knee
Just tea for two
And two for tea
Just me for you
And you for me alone NANETTE:
Nobody near us to see us or hear us Mm, mm, mm,
No friends or relations Mm, mm, mm,
On weekend vacations Mm, mm, mm.
We won't have it known, dear,
That we own a telephone, dear...

NANETTE:
Day will break and I'll wake
And start to bake a sugar cake
For you to take for all the boys to see

BOTH:
We'll raise a family

JIMMY:
A boy for you
And a girl for me

BOTH:
Can't you see how happy we would be...
~V. Youmans and I. Caesar
((ha ha VY&IC ;))

MoJoRiSin

09-09-2008, 01:04 PM

^ "Tea for Two"

Marcus Bales

09-11-2008, 01:01 AM

I love the stapled-tie one; I wonder if that would really work?

<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3628629">Cubicle Wars 2006 - barats and bereta</a><br/><object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3628629,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3628629,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>

brightpearl

09-15-2008, 10:08 AM

finally looked it up

*snerk*
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treekisser

09-16-2008, 08:04 PM

Comic relief for the campaign trail

www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.htm

funkytuba

09-16-2008, 08:26 PM

sorry to go back,

but frieda, why would he begin to think that you'd enjoy having that as a permanent bedmate?

AllegroNg

09-17-2008, 01:29 AM

Ninja Cat Comes Closer Without Moving!! :D

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