Post something that made you laugh today.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00799/sign4_799588i.jpg

... although midnight-ish would be more suitable a time for fun at the funeral home. Might be even better for business.

[MoJoRiSin]

^ That reminds me of a funeral home sign on Mass Ave in Cambridge Ma.
>LONG
FUNERAL SERVICE ;)

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00799/sign4_799588i.jpg

... although midnight-ish would be more suitable a time for fun at the funeral home. Might be even better for business.

Before their Open House to the public, hopefully, all of their "clients" will already have been relocated to more private grounds.

[T.I.P.]

ninja cat

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[Frieda]

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/796/lasergun3ob8.jpg

my friend G. posing with the gendarmes at the péage because he got pulled off the road for speeding in his sister's car

yea, same guy as from the ice cream vending cart :rolleyes: :D

[Odbe]

"Dispersion forces arise from the attraction of the nuclei of one molecule for the electron cloud of a neighbouring molecule."

Immediate mental image:
Nucleus 1: Howdy neighbour, mighty fine electron cloud you've got there.
Nucleus 2: Hey! Stay away from my electron cloud, you pervert, or I'll tell YOUR electron cloud where your eyes have been wandering!

:D

[treekisser]

A Texas Story

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be
a heartbeat away from being President .

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was.

The old rancher said,
'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a
fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
continued to explain.
'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong
up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and
you just wonder ----- what kind of dumb ass put her up there to
begin with!

[brightpearl]

From hyperbreading to sombrero..
:D

This, on the other hand,
"Dispersion forces arise from the attraction of the nuclei of one molecule for the electron cloud of a neighbouring molecule."

Bleah bleah bleah!
I've got an exam with solubility on it in a bit...*gak*.

[Odbe]

With calculating about bits of stuff in <s>jars</s> beakers and pouring water in on it and strange chemicals in and out in other beakers then figuring out how many moles can fit in? That's what I just had. I know, bleh.
http://www.dumville.org/photos/mole_3a.jpg

[brightpearl]

^Yes, and rate laws, and inexplicably, nuclear chemistry, wherein when you add an electron with negative mass to a proton with positive mass, the lot of it gets heavier.

Sort of.
I'm given to understand that it has to do with things no one has got figured out yet as it has no basis in reality once you get that small.

So you pretend to believe that the statistics of particle physics has something to do with your future career as a dietician or physical therapist or personal trainer.

And then your brain explodes.

eta I enjoyed your mole joke.

Why did the mole cross the road?
Because Avagadro had him on a tight leash.

[Brynn]

Cake wrecks (http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/when-brides-have-no-budget-or-taste.html)

[Jack Flanders]

^ She's pissed because the new hub wants his slice from the yellow "bodice" part of the wedding cake.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

never thought hitler would make think of lukku, but ...

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[Frieda]

^that is so incredibly wrong, and so incredibly funny :D

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It was genuinely shocking when he said he wished he lived in San Francisco. :D

There are a million variations on youtube...

[treekisser]

TWINS? You decide.....

http://totallylookslike.com/

[MoJoRiSin]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_dec2006/YogaLifestyles.htm

[brightpearl]

http://www.adennak.com/archives/palinflow.gif

[Frieda]

the underworld of violent flossers :D

[Brynn]

All lyrics of "Amazing Grace" can be sung to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"

(And vice versa)

[zero]

"... the literal video version of a ha's "take on me"...that is, the words of the song are changed to reflect what actually happens in the video.


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[Hyakujo's Fox]

No Mam! He's not an Arab. He's a decent family man!

[AllegroNg]

No Mam! He's not an Arab. He's a decent family man!

orz

Lookie at what's going on my car in a few days!!
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/AllegroNg/315206912v5_350x350_Front.jpg

[Frieda]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1509/dikkekontgl9.jpg

"honey, do you think these pants make my ass look big?"

[Brynn]

Are you sending drunk emails AGAIN? (http://blog.wired.com/business/2008/10/googles-mail-go.html)

[MoJoRiSin]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120570/quotes

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

"At cocktail parties, where one might quite reasonably simply wish to stand, or sit, and not be pestered by other guests seeking to make small talk, the use of a discreet lapel badge was sometimes to be recommended. This badge might state one’s religious position in unequivocal terms, and invite discussion on it. Thus a small badge saying, "Please talk to me about Salvation" usually had the effect of ensuring a peaceful time at any party, leaving one untroubled by other guests coming up to engage one in unwanted conversation. Similarly a badge saying, "No longer infectious" could usually be calculated to ensure physical space, another commodity in short supply at the more popular cocktail parties."

Alexander McCall Smith: Corduroy Mansions

[lukkucairi]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/morning_routine.png

[Coffee]

Frieda's new avatar.

[MoJoRiSin]

From the zefrank mainpage :
"Will this new Disney show have sexual undertones as well? Parents love those!

Tit for Tat Tweet
zefrank and seven dwarfs
zefrankchio
zefranktasia
beauty and zefrank
zefrankcahontas
zepoppins
the little zefrank
zefrank's toy story
white zefang
finding zefranko
zefrank-E
zefrank and his aggressive copy write lawyers

I'm pretty sure you just won the Disney lotto

Posted by: nader at November 1, 2008 7:02 PM

[brightpearl]

"Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit."

[Jack Flanders]

"Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit."

OMG Please let US laugh again!!!

[MoJoRiSin]

T H A N K Y O U G O D !!!
;)

this song ("so what") made me laugh because of posts i have made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJZDsJ8UU64

[12"razormix]

i meant to post that under politically incorrect costumes

:D

[Peregrine]

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.

[xfox]

A big city lawyer went duck hunting rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, 'I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.'

The old farmer replied, 'This is my property, and you are not coming over here.'

The indignant lawyer said, 'I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.'

The old farmer smiled and said, 'Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.''

The lawyer asked, 'What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?'

The Farmer replied, 'Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.'

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.

His first, second and third strategically planted kicks landed the lawyer into a cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, 'Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn.'

(I love this part)

The old farmer smiled and said , 'Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.

[MoJoRiSin]

This makes has made me laugh every single day since I first read it
THANK YOU YSA! ;)
************************************************** *****************"At cocktail parties, where one might quite reasonably simply wish to stand, or sit, and not be pestered by other guests seeking to make small talk, the use of a discreet lapel badge was sometimes to be recommended. This badge might state one’s religious position in unequivocal terms, and invite discussion on it. Thus a small badge saying, "Please talk to me about Salvation" usually had the effect of ensuring a peaceful time at any party, leaving one untroubled by other guests coming up to engage one in unwanted conversation. Similarly a badge saying, "No longer infectious" could usually be calculated to ensure physical space, another commodity in short supply at the more popular cocktail parties."

Alexander McCall Smith: Corduroy Mansions

[magdalen]

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[Jack Flanders]

:) yep, its a good day

[trisherina]

.I never understood the passion with which people seek vengeance on another person.

[MoJoRiSin]

http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/

scroll down a little to find it

the "before" and "after" shots : )

[brightpearl]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/11/09/horse1thumb550x603.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I did manage to convince most of the people who tried one that they were in fact 'genuine rats' tongues from Chinatown', and only told the truth afterwards.

:) :D :)

[Brynn]

Republicans, it's worse than you think (http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_your_war_on_new_world_orde_10121.php)

[xfox]

If you have time take this test (test)

[MoJoRiSin]

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics
************************************************** *************
;)

Subject: Madame.
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts... it was still $1,000. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row... where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I am from Minsk."
"Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a sister who lives there."
"Yes; I know," said the old man. "She gave me $3,000 to give to you."

[magdalen]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~debeer2/magdalen/neusgatenballet.gif

Nostril Ballet from The Ada's (http://www.zazot.nl/zzzip.html)

[Jaime]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4470/n64212090216639609728at4.jpg

[magdalen]

http://www.komkommersla.nl/afbeelding/mirjam.png

"DO I HEAR THIS CORRECTLY? MÍRJAM IS GONNA COOK .."

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

A language school that was opened in my town is called New Speak

I don't know, probably for politicians and economists?

[MoJoRiSin]

"When do we get to vote on straight marriage?"

this is interesting ?

http://www.biblegateway.com/topical/topical_searchresults.php?search=marriage

[Brynn]

http://www.sparkfun.com/tutorial/news/Snap-Diagram.jpg

[AllegroNg]

Roomba Driver!!

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[Jack Flanders]

http://www.internetweekly.org/images/bush_naughty_chair.jpg

ok - plug it in.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

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[brightpearl]

ouch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmidt_Sting_Pain_Index)

[Peregrine]

http://thistlewood.homelinux.com/images/seen_higgs.jpg

[Brynn]

http://www.picturesofwalls.com/Database/Filestore/withoutlove.jpeg

[brightpearl]

Did somebody call El Guapo? (http://www.spatch.net/cattown/episode1.html)

[Marcus Bales]

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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/8311/dental1ek.jpg

hopefully they take care of your oral cavity, too

[Anna]

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[Brynn]

<a href="http://www.superpoop.com/"><img alt="superpoop.com" src="http://www.superpoop.com/012009/first-cupcake.jpg" width="550" height="450" border=0></a><br /><a href="http://www.superpoop.com">superpoop.com</a>

[Anna]

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2711/changefo4.gif

[Marcus Bales]

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[MoJoRiSin]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KfCpAzB4rXo/SHKCkU0Qg3I/AAAAAAAAAuM/Vvx2RsdaIYE/s400/image4.jpg

[lukkucairi]

I'm way underslept - this isn't that funny:

legs

she's got them
knows how to use them
oh hell yes

tadpoles

I wrote this ^

and the very next page I visited was this (http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/6/7/)

[Jack Flanders]

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Thank you Marcus that was very funny. I really enjoyed that clip. Snort... too bad SNL wussed out and stopped f'ing the Bush 7 years ago.

[trisherina]

go ahead, click (http://redeye.chicagotribune.com/red-worstalbumcovers-pg,0,1348740.photogallery?index=1)

[Brynn]

^Cody Matherson - Can I Borrow a Feelin'? :D

http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenkenny.jpg

[Frieda]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1905/lectrr170209qv8.jpg
2 nuclear submarines collide

> and what did you do before you became captain of a submarine?
< until the end of last week i was still operating satellites...



from www.nu.nl

[Brynn]

The Adventures of Dr. McNinja (http://drmcninja.com/index.html)

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01294/sign-drag_1294927i.jpg

a shop for queens?

[MoJoRiSin]

today at just before 6 am my radio station played the Beatles
"ps i love you" followed by
this ::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6fGmTJJuj4

[Marcus Bales]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/7/128784677382189181.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0855l.jpg

[trisherina]

...oral surgery

oral surgery
on vacation --rather feel
bad than feel nothing

[Marcus Bales]

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[lukkucairi]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/kindle.png

[zero]

http://www.sketchzilla.com/madlibs/pill.gif (http://jet-point.com/2009/02/24/birds-stealing-ice-cream/)

[lukkucairi]

★ (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3573/3334479859_00e4790a30.jpg)

:D

[seebe]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k108/goehrl/crazy_bodybuilder.jpg

[seebe]

Best science project?

NSFW

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/image00888.jpg

[zero]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3599/3349007220_d2b4a4445c_o.jpg

[lukkucairi]

You are now trying very hard not to think about sex.

You are now very hard trying not to think about sex.

:p

[Jack Flanders]

^ well - could the smiley tongue help? ;)

[Frieda]

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[MoJoRiSin]

"If there were no religions the would be no misunderstanding
about religion."

signed,
miss understanding ; )

[seebe]

I've seen a lot of funny Suht up man's pics morphed onto others but this one took the cake for me.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3328/3335748816_38a1dd06d2_o.jpg

It was even funnier being in the erotica thread. Thanks zero this made my night.:)

[Odbe]

I'm sure it made that guy's night too.

[Frieda]

a totally awful and unfunny joke about Austrian Fritzl schnitzels made me laugh

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

a holidaymaker's complaint (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/5005019/20-ridiculous-complaints-made-by-holidaymakers.html)

[madasacutsnake]

Number 17.

Zerooooo, take your own.

[Brynn]

Number 7 :rolleyes:

I feel really bad for laughing at this, but here it is anyway
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[Jack Flanders]

#3 - that complaint must have come from my brother-in-law. He hates sand and sun but retired to Florida anyway. Dumb ass.

^ those poor trees. They should have dropped a few branches on those creepy crybabies. :)

[MoJoRiSin]

http://7.media.tumblr.com/b2m0knljplc5gmarmQomzvaDo1_500.jpg

[Marcus Bales]

EsChomuw Pie

.
.
.

[Jaime]

I can watch this several times in a row very easily.

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[Marcus Bales]

http://blog.siena.org/uploaded_images/St.-Pat-driving-snakes-out-707223.gif

[MoJoRiSin]

^:D :) :o :p :rolleyes: ;) :cool:

[Marcus Bales]

http://loscuatroojos.com/2009/03/27/what-its-like-to-be-black-in-2009-unless-you-happen-to-be/

[Marcus Bales]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_10yYjoTIYE0/SAdWKbcWpBI/AAAAAAAAA5o/E8CWrEahAIA/s1600-h/fridge+message.jpg

[Marcus Bales]

http://909sickle.com/s/porn-folder/

[Brynn]

^ :D

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4073/f26jg5.gif

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.canucklehead.ca/look/flirting.html#previous-photo

[MoJoRiSin]

"If you have the attention span to watch an entire 3 minute video, please let us know how it ends."
^that made me laugh

it refers to this v

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ps this message board surpasses all others by a huger than huge margin
in mo's opinion
(origingal=massage board ~"~

[Hyakujo's Fox]

God bless The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/panicked_sweat_covered_pope?utm_source=EMTF_Onion)

[Anna]

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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

In 1999 Mary Muphy insured herself against an immaculate conception in the year 2000. Insured (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/insurance/specialrisks/4973025/Third-party-fire-and-alien-abduction-Ten-more-weird-insurance-policies.html)

[MoJoRiSin]

G-d Will Provide
A jewish girl brings her fiance home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiance to his study for a drink.

"So? What are your plans?" the father asks the fiance.

"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the fiance insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go?"

The father answers, "He has no job, no money, and no plans, but the worse news is he thinks I'm God."

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01385/Tenerife-shop-k-mo_1385361i.jpg

[Brynn]

NSFW

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[brightpearl]

"super herpes"
*snerk*
:D

[Peregrine]

How can the blanket give you super herpes if it causes you to never get laid?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

It comes with a layer of herpes viruses coated on the inside.

[brightpearl]

It reminds me of Happy Fun Ball.
Brilliant.
Accept no substitutes.
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[Anna]

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[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/showpost.php?p=409981&postcount=1656

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AjasN1LNPk

[brightpearl]

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/showpost.php?p=409981&postcount=1656

:D
That's definitely one of those thousand worders.

[lukkucairi]

owls, everyone is fond of owls... (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/)

[Anna]

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[brightpearl]

Ohhhhhh, please let this be real.
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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

^ Tee-hee!

[Brynn]

Everybody is verrrry funny lately...:D

This one - eh - little nervous chuckle, maybe
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[MoJoRiSin]

Today at 5pm Pacific is the deadline to submit before/after pics of your closet for chance to win $50! http://budurl.com/bayp
about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

((i have not clicked on the link
^thae tweet made me laugh))
************************************************** **************
no i am thinking about Terry Pratchett and how he needs a huge household staff and if that is not enough
a vow of silence perhaps << NO WAY !!! :D

[brightpearl]

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/organ/StaplesOrgan.jpg

The longer I look at it, the funnier it gets.

[Marcus Bales]

I'll bet that at school, after her scholarship as an Organ Student ran out before she graduated, she got another one as an Extended Organ Student.

[brightpearl]

^Wow. Sounds hard.

[Brynn]

Onion News: Ambassador Stages Coup At UN (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ambassador_stages_coup_at_un)

[Anna]

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[MoJoRiSin]

^That IS funny
thanks Anna for sharing...
but i have a question
ate the last four words
"and now you have cholera" ??? :confused:

[Brynn]

^^Oh that's excellent. :eek:

[MoJoRiSin]

i googled "holographic principle"
clicked on wikipedia choice
and read this ::
"holographic universe redirects here"
for some unknown reason it made me
laugh and laugh ;)

[Odbe]

^ :) Gave me chuckle or two

[Brynn]

I literally don't care if you've seen it or not
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And while we're at it
"Close as sardines in a can we'll be..."
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[MoJoRiSin]

^:D :D

[trisherina]

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[MoJoRiSin]

"but since you were here i have found several other yoga studios we can try, one even has a
blue pearlized ceiling and a chandelier collection"

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/Gum.htm

[xfox]

When you get older two things happen: You tend to forget things, and I can't remember the other...

[MoJoRiSin]

the image Hfox posted under this is?
made me laugh
because Marilyn was reading the
last page
of that book and just yesterday
i noticed this

http://passouline.blog.lemonde.fr/files/2009/06/untitled.1244234353.jpg

Briton pays record price for Joyce epic Ulysses
Fri Jun 5, 2009 5:48am EDT Email | Print | Share | Reprints | Single Page [-] Text [+]
By Josie Cox

LONDON (Reuters Life!) - A rare copy of James Joyce's epic novel Ulysses has been sold for 275,000 pounds ($442,900) the highest price ever paid for a 20th-century first edition.

source ::
http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE5542AS20090605

[zero]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3087/2616854937_3cbbf1af37.jpg


the image Hfox posted ... Marilyn was reading the last page of that book and just yesterday
i noticed this LONDON (Reuters Life!) - a rare copy of James Joyce's epic novel Ulysses has been sold for 275,000 pounds

http://passouline.blog.lemonde.fr/files/2009/06/untitled.1244234353.jpg


when i was about seventeen i sometimes carried around a copy of james joyce's ulysses in my schoolbag and would casually pull it out and pretend to be reading it in my LUNCHTIME, on the bus home, etc. but i confess here and now that i never got past page 17 and it was too heavy to carry. anyway, hyafox's photo of marilyn and mo's subsequent comment got me curious about what that last page might be, so i checked and here's what i found. it's pretty beautiful and poignant.


<table style="color: black;" width=400 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>
<tr><td align="left" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<h3>
... I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
</h3>
</tr></table>




.

[MoJoRiSin]

^ wow
now that IS something!!

[MoJoRiSin]

when i was about seventeen i sometimes carried around a copy of james joyce's ulysses in my schoolbag and would casually pull it out and pretend to be reading it in my LUNCHTIME, on the bus home, etc. but i confess here and now that i never got past page 17 and it was too heavy to carry. anyway, hyafox's photo of marilyn and mo's subsequent comment got me curious about what that last page might be, so i checked and here's what i found. it's pretty beautiful and poignant.


<table style="color: black;" width=400 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>
<tr><td align="left" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<h3>
... I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
</h3>
</tr></table>




.

:D

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01411/Phuekt_Paul_Gibbs_1411828i.jpg

taken in Thailand...

[Brynn]

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[Anna]

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1499/elmoa.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

http://webmail.aol.com/43524/aol/en-us/common/error.aspx?code=80070002&ssm=true&chm=true&ph=webmail.aol.com&reportid=30365-webmail-20090620-040420&rt=STANDARD:)

[MoJoRiSin]

:confused: :confused: :confused: "Nose trimmer For Dad
www.BestBuy.com 20% - 40% Off Select Models For Dad This Week At Best Buy®.":confused: :confused: :confused:

[MoJoRiSin]

http://6.media.tumblr.com/rkTrbBQS8n08566pF7cp6DHko1_500.jpg

[brightpearl]

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I laughed and laughed and laughed at this.
There is something seriously seriously seriously wrong with me.

[Odbe]

^ Is... is that video for real? :eek:

[lukkucairi]

^^ this video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions

:mad:

[brightpearl]

^^Well, the song is real. It's by Aqua. Far more horrifying than the one I posted. Here, knock yourself out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p68rj879Zyg).

I'd say I'm sorry you can't see it Lulu, but you're probably lucky. :D

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

^ I can't watch it from here either.
Is it the "I'm from plastic, it's fantastic!" one?

[brightpearl]

Yeah. The one I thought was funny has barbies in a car on some kind of conveyor belt, with the backup singers being flailed around. Somebody spent a lot of time on it.

[MoJoRiSin]

observation : learning to play golf seems to involve constantly discovering new ways to be angry at nature
see: www.zefrank.com
then search for
"twitter posts"

[Anna]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/741/scanuob.jpg

[Brynn]

^ also belongs in "this is useful...." thread :D

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

The story comes from an English teacher in Paris who had used a clip from the Wallace and Gromit film, The Wrong Trousers, with his class. He’d prepared the room so that only one student could see the television and had to describe what was happening to the other students:

It was all going really smoothly until we got to the part where Wallace is lying in bed, Gromit pulls a lever, the bed rises up, Wallace slides off the bed through a hole in the floor and into his mechanical trousers.

There’s a lot of describing to do here and my student had a really good stab at it, but said, “The dog pulls the man’s knob and he comes in his trousers”.

[Peregrine]

http://thistlewood.homelinux.com/images/smilies/funny.gif

[Klynne]

I will keep this post exactly as it is. This is how I felt at the time. I will not delete it.

"I guess I am a whore and an asshole. Nice to know. I always knew I was an asshole, but a whore? I can't buy into that. I have never been a whore. And it disturbs me that I am even sharing this. Guess I just need an outlet. I can't call and bitch to my family and friends that, this guy, that I have been with for over five years, likes to accuse me of sleeping with his friend, who, I don't even know. He is no longer angry with me for being a whore and an asshole. It has been like the screaming match has never happened. Anyhoo, can't live like this anymore. Was kind of hoping, he would still be pissed and move out today. I just have to grow a pair."

[trisherina]

NSFW (http://208.106.191.145/_media/imgs/articles/a278_a3.jpg)

[Klynne]

Had to remove my verbal puking

[MoJoRiSin]

^ Klynne, is that some dort of code ?
that we perhaps don't understand?
why are you laughing ?
hopefully you do not need to be lo locked up in the
psycho ward :confused:

just saying.........

[MoJoRiSin]

(where they dress you comfortably and let you paint on easles

all the day long) :D

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

^ Klynne, is that some dort of code ?
that we perhaps don't understand?
why are you laughing ?
hopefully you do not need to be lo locked up in the
psycho ward :confused:

just saying.........

MoJiTo, I hardly ever understand what you're going on about. Do you also use some dort of code?
I suggest you leave a treasure trail of clues now and then.

[Klynne]

^ Klynne, is that some dort of code ?
that we perhaps don't understand?
why are you laughing ?
hopefully you do not need to be lo locked up in the
psycho ward :confused:

just saying.........


Yep it is some dort of code. You have decoded it. You are a genius! You will just have to guess why I am laughing. Cripes. It is called venting. Get real.

[MoJoRiSin]

oh my friggin gosh!
alright,
for what its worth
i will try
to get real
i am done here
>>>no mo posting on the zefrank message bored!*<<<
i am so outta here

i call easily tell when

I AM NOT WANTED!:p






*for the rest of the day

[Jack Flanders]

I will keep this post exactly as it is. This is how I felt at the time. I will not delete it.

"I guess I am a whore and an asshole. Nice to know. I always knew I was an asshole, but a whore? I can't buy into that. I have never been a whore. And it disturbs me that I am even sharing this. Guess I just need an outlet. I can't call and bitch to my family and friends that, this guy, that I have been with for over five years, likes to accuse me of sleeping with his friend, who, I don't even know. He is no longer angry with me for being a whore and an asshole. It has been like the screaming match has never happened. Anyhoo, can't live like this anymore. Was kind of hoping, he would still be pissed and move out today. I just have to grow a pair."

Trust me, we're ALL assholes at one time or another. And you let him stay, again. Pack up his shit and get him out NOW.

[Anna]

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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

oh my friggin gosh!
alright,
for what its worth
i will try
to get real
i am done here
>>>no mo posting on the zefrank message bored!*<<<
i am so outta here

i call easily tell when

I AM NOT WANTED!:p






*for the rest of the day

this

[Coffee]

I bid 5 bucks!

come back.

[Brynn]

http://www.nih.gov/news/research_matters/august2007/images/obesity_l.gif


Only question that drifts through my mind at the moment is why Klynne might have posted that in this particular thread. My theory is that she was doing her best to find humor in a bad situation.

And being somewhat familiar with Mo's posts by now, I'm pretty sure that Mo didn't intend to be mean - probably just wanted to respond to Klynne and not leave it hanging out there. Her gentle teasing did not go over in the spirit that it was meant (?) and probably was as equally appropriate as Klynne posting it in this particular thread in the first place. Sorry you're going through that, Klynne. Sounds like he revealed his true colors.

As someone who posts and posts and posts, sometimes with no direct response from anyone for weeks except Mo (leading me to the conclusion that I'm most likely on a lot of "ignore" lists, and therefore it doesn't really matter what I post anywhere anyway), I've come to appreciate this woman who makes me feel a little less lonely in the cyber world (cue violins). I agree with Ysa Pur that her posts don't always make sense. I think Mo knows that and embraces it as part of her mojo.

So maybe we can calm our racing hearts and put the hatchets down, and chalk it all up to - yes, I'm going to say it - that time of the month. :)
She said, to no one in particular.

[zero]

http://i36.tinypic.com/10sdf1e.gif

[Brynn]

http://theavidpenguin.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/0-jesus.jpg

[Anna]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6708/chewi.gif

[Frieda]

Trust me, we're ALL assholes at one time or another. And you let him stay, again. Pack up his shit and get him out NOW.

i concur-- read back your post history.. draw some conclusions-- you can borrow my balls if your pair wont grow fast enough!

[Peregrine]

I don't ignore you, Brynn. I'm sorry if it seems that way. We just haven't had much of a chance to get acquainted.

[Brynn]

I always enjoy your posts. And thanks for responding. I think it's nice to chat fastly, even if it's just a "me too" or "^:) " but I'm kind of basic that way.

[Anna]

^
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/779/cakeqir.jpg

[Brynn]

^responding because I heart you

[MoJoRiSin]

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^ ty Anna !!!
how perfect is this?
perfectly perfect!:)

[Jack Flanders]

I always enjoy your posts. And thanks for responding. I think it's nice to chat fastly, even if it's just a "me too" or "^:) " but I'm kind of basic that way.

me too!!:) ;) :p

[Anna]

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/6945/91222432.jpg (http://www.eternalmoonwalk.com)

[MoJoRiSin]

^ yes,
me to :)
i am missing the moonwalk something fierce though :confused:

[MoJoRiSin]

^ ^ once the Jackson Five visited my home town (Tulsa)
to perform a concert and went to Southroade Mall and stopped my good friend Judy Harshman to ask her where the best place to buy shoes was.
that was before the paprazzi started to follow them
imagine not being able to even shop for shoes...

"southroads" is what i meant

[lukkucairi]

http://theavidpenguin.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/0-jesus.jpg

I have this fridge magnet!

it makes all my friends laugh too :D

[Brynn]

I sure hope Jesus thinks it's funny







(he really is a nice guy who loves me and treats me really really well - I mean, like, he calls all the time, okay, so just kidding, Jesus).

[Hyakujo's Fox]

45 seconds in, and the reporter sums up the blood curdling horror the way only a BBC reporter can.

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[MoJoRiSin]

^ :D speaking of hats ! too funny ! :D

[Brynn]

I'm going to say that from now on. OMH!

(that octomonster is a beaut, btw)

[trisherina]

Spectacular!

[MoJoRiSin]

http://7.media.tumblr.com/b2m0knljpq1n8ffoeLx68xz5o1_500.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

OTE=trisherina;291328]A jazz piano legend dead since 2003.

Seven words on household chores,[/QUOTE]

ty trisherina !! :)

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31836977/ns/travel-news/

[Marcus Bales]

United Breaks Guitars:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31836977/ns/travel-news/

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/27158539

[Odbe]

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[MoJoRiSin]

^ Odbe, that made me laugh too ! :D :D :D

[Anna]

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[Frieda]

^that's a serious case of rockrickrolling

turned out pretty good! :D

[Anna]

^took a few bars in, but proved worthy


http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1341/rps.png

[Brynn]

You're on a roll, Anna :D :D

[lukkucairi]

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[Frieda]

^:D:D

[MoJoRiSin]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/uploads/2007/05/61074_harrypotterstarwars.jpg


:D

[Anna]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3467/running.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/images/coolest-running-refrigerator-halloween-costume-18-41901.jpg I know - similar image thing. So what. Stlll made me haha.

[Marcus Bales]

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[Brynn]

^well if that's the way you feel about it....:p

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[Frieda]

[IMG].....


do not look at this, I'm warning you (http://pampalina.freeblog.hu/Files/k%C3%A9pek/pillango.jpg)

:D :D :D

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01448/Bollock_Jennifer_M_1448882i.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01448/poo_Forrest_1448890i.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01440/coolpee-robert-tho_1440461i.jpg

[Anna]

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4157/truckfmm.jpg

[Brynn]

clickyclick (http://totallylookslike.com/upcoming/?pid=8824)

[Veruki]

My high-school history teacher, who is a tiny, older, never been married lady: I just got the John Dillinger book. The movie is by Johnny Depp, who's SO FINE!! Are you going to see it?

[Veruki]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01440/coolpee-robert-tho_1440461i.jpg

The best one is "mango juice, with mango". :)

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

^ Surely the safest option. But aren't you a tiny bit curious what cool pee with green tee milk tastes like?
Maybe a hint of golf...

[Veruki]

I guess it depends on the provider eating habits.

[Marcus Bales]

Veruki! You're back! That made me laugh today!

[Veruki]

^ that made me laugh... but it was one of those awkward, not sure if its a good or bad thing laugh.

[Veruki]

current fox news headline: folks in China trust hookers more that politicians.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01453/sign9_1453295i.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2006-08/virgin-mary-turtle.jpg
searching for an image of the
Virgin Mary
that's all :) <smile

[Frieda]

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2008/21apr_ducttape.htm

mcgyvering on the moon!

[MoJoRiSin]

1. He probably thinks he's quite smart
2 To come up with a thread from the start
3. But all he has shown
4. That a thread you can't own
5. if the zeMonkeys don't give a fart





t

[Brynn]

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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://imgur.com/6zjNO.jpg

[brightpearl]

hahahhahaha

I can't believe I've been missing out on this, my most secretest guilty pleasure...the ceremonial post-event mocking of the bad dress...taken to glorious new highs of snidolotry.

This (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/08/10_things_i_fug_about_you_1.html) might be my favorite.

Oooh, or this one (http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/06/mtv_movie_awards_fug_carpet_pa.html).

I am a horrible person.
ahahhahahahha
:D

[Frieda]

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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

^ sweet

[Brynn]

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Poster_Cowbell.gif

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.break.com/index/best_rube_goldberg_ever.html

[12"razormix]

david bowie in full skiing outfit on the snowy steps of the stairs, pretending to ski downstairs.
i told you he's okay! :D


he speaks: "A. should wear a mohawk. that will solve her straw hair problem for good!"
:mad: :mad:

[zero]

for those who may be wondering.. becoming concerned about d bowie's health one day recently, zormix and i journeyed all the way to his mansion in the high, snowy-white swizterlands and there we did put on a wee puppetshow for him, you know, to cheer him up..

[Frieda]

^^ hey, don't blame me, it was a proper fever dream.. gave me a chuckle waking up..

and ffs, why the hell not?? :p

[Frieda]

this http://toys.brando.com/the-ai-micro-pets_p00513c035d001.html

especially the video. i should move to the land with the stream of never-ending silly plastic toys.

[brightpearl]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.

AAAAAAAHHHahahahahaha.

*snerk*
Ha ha ha.
:D

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper516/stills/1k92l4bz.jpg

[brightpearl]

Oh god
They're on YouTube.
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They are somehow hilariously badass.

[Frieda]

is anyone able to load this clip?? it's the new RTL4 weatherguy and for 2 secs i thought i was watching david hasselhoff. especially with that shirt! :eek:

http://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlnieuws/miMedia/2009/week35/wo_2000_weer.avi_plain.xml


here's an older clip from youtube

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[Hyakujo's Fox]

that is quite a shirt.

I bet everyone laughs when he has to say that it will be hot in the netherregions this weekend.

[Frieda]

^oh yes, especially during summer, hot and damp. :eek: :D

here look at david h:
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9675/217266.jpg

shirt is slightly more hawaiian though!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

maybe he's the product of one the Hoff's european tours!!!

[Frieda]

^oh my god! :eek:

[Frieda]

i lookied it up

David Michael Hasselhoff (17 juli 1952)
Dennis Wilt (20 november 1969)

so david H had european indiscretions at the age of 16/17? i don't think he was on tv back then, young & the restless was in 1975-ish or something??

it would have been cool though :D