Post something that made you laugh today.

[Jack Flanders]

Hahahhahahhahaha.

Copernicus the Homicidal Monkey. (http://thebloggess.com/2011/07/would-you-like-to-buy-a-monkey/)

Hahahahhahahhaha.

Great blog site!! Thanks!

[brightpearl]

"Only people are people." (http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2012/01/colbert-in-south-carolina.html)

[MoJoRiSin]

^ :)

[funkytuba]

http://spreadingromney.com/

[Brynn]

^ not bad, in the santorum sense. that's right up there.

[MoJoRiSin]

"who needs cupid?"

[Brynn]

This guy made me giggle, especially as he gets rolling towards the end - "I had an algebra equation printed on my T-shirt..."

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[MoJoRiSin]

i dug this up thinking that it might be perfect for the next quotation debate entry but had forgotten how it ended
the ending made me laugh

for some reason

How I Met My Wife
Jack Winter, the New Yorker, July 25, 1994.

It had been a rough day, so when I walked into
the party I was very chalant, despite my efforts
to appear gruntled and consolate.
I was furling my weildy umbrella for the coat
check when I saw her standing alone in a corner.
She was a descript person, a woman in a state of
total array. Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, and she
moved in a gainly way. I wanted desperately to meet her, but
I knew I’d have to make bones about it, since I was travelling
cognito. Beknowst to me, the hostess, whom I could see both hide and hair of, was very proper, so it would be skin off my nose if anything bad happened. And even though I had only swerving loyalty to her, my
manners couldn’t be peccable. Only toward and heard-of behavior would do.
Fortunately, the embarrassment that my maculate appearance
might cause was evitable. There were two ways about it,
but the chances that someone as flappable as I would be ept
enough to become persona grata or a sung hero were slim.
I was, after all, something to sneeze at, someone you could
easily hold a candle to, someone who usually aroused bridled passion.
So I decided not to risk it. But then, all at once, for some apparent reason, she looked in my direction and smiled in a way that I could make head or tails of. I was plussed. It was concerting to see that she was communicado, and it nerved me that she was interested in a pareil like me, sight seen. Normally, I had a domitable spirit, but, being corrigible, I felt capacitated—as if this were something I was great shakes at—and forgot that I had succeeded in situations like this only a told number of times. So, after a terminable delay, I acted with mitigated gall and made my way through the ruly crowd with strong givings.
Nevertheless, since this was all new hat to me and I had not time to prepare a promptu speech, I was petuous. Wanting to make only called-for remarks, I started talking about the hors d’oeuvres, trying to abuse her of the notion that I was sipid, and perhaps even bunk a few myths about myselfs.
She responded well, and I was mayed that she considered me a savoury character who was up to some good. She told me who she was. “What a perfect nomer,” I said, advertently. The conversation became more and more choate, and we spoke at length to much avail. But I was defatigable, so I had to leave at a godly hour. I asked if she wanted to come with me. To my delight, she was committal. We left the party together and have been together ever since.
I have given her my love, and she has requited it.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

one of my new students is called Glod

[MoJoRiSin]

"...and after that, I'll make some homemade mac n' cheese for us." :D
.......................................>>> hugs and kisses &&&&&&&&&&
>>>>>>>>>> blah blah blah blah blah
+" i left a dirty hand towel in the (guest ??) bathroom."

[Odbe]

I saw a reference to a published scientific paper titled: Observations of scent-marking and discriminating self from others by a domestic dog (Canis familiaris): tales of displaced yellow snow.

[Brynn]

Frog (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=3171397958395)

[brightpearl]

Ah, the perils of placing bakery orders by phone.

Sorry, you can't have any. (http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2008/10/11/sorry-you-cant-have-any.html)

[Brynn]

The original Trololo song, before surrealization:
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[MoJoRiSin]

"There once was a poet from McNameter
Whose mistress kept calling him amateur.
She said, "Your technique is too rough & antique
And your rhythm's iambic pentameter!"

[MoJoRiSin]

chrechanner(sp?)

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

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[MoJoRiSin]

^the image of the woman behind the red bar
made me laugh today :)

[Frieda]

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal_reality_vs_human_reality_640_02-560x285.jpg

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal_reality_vs_human_reality_640_03-560x281.jpg

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal_reality_vs_human_reality_640_04-560x282.jpg

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal_reality_vs_human_reality_640_05-560x282.jpg

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal_reality_vs_human_reality_640_06-560x282.jpg

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal_reality_vs_human_reality_640_07-560x253.jpg

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal_reality_vs_human_reality_640_09-560x253.jpg

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal_reality_vs_human_reality_640_10-560x253.jpg

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal_reality_vs_human_reality_640_11-560x253.jpg

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/animal_reality_vs_human_reality_640_12-560x262.jpg

[brightpearl]

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[MoJoRiSin]

Be yourself !
~~~~~~~~

Don't comit adultery !

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[MoJoRiSin]

"but I don't want to live that way
reading in to every word you say"



http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hlZ5BlKTUOk[/URL]

[Brynn]

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:D

[MoJoRiSin]

________ project
_______project
_________ project
_______project
etc etc etc

P R O J E C T O R!!!!

[Frieda]

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[brightpearl]

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"(kiss kiss) Ah ma cherie, this is an affair d'amour, is it not? It is an affair of we love each other madly! (kiss kiss kiss) Turn out the lights, my little peanut of brittle. I know where everything is."

[Brynn]

"It just fell out of my gnarled male lumberjack knuckles like a tree falls in a forest. " (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/30/bic-pen-for-her-amazon-reviews_n_1842991.html)

[MoJoRiSin]

New QOD:

What are all the motivations a person could have for posting long passages from books in the image association thread so people can't connect the images together?

:D :D :D

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

gristalmalituphenia - a mental disorder which leaves the sufferer convinced that he is a reincarnated healer, emitting groovin' vibes of fab-tastic proportions to fellow dancers at the Masonic Lodge.

:D :D :D

[brightpearl]

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[Brynn]

^ William Goldman called and he wants his residual check!

[MOPEDER]

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[JesusTitties]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mMRY2N6s2I

[brightpearl]

Cat decision tree (http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/43399318155).

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

^ looks like mine, too :eek:

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mMRY2N6s2I

Yawn. Tit...

[Frieda]

My therapist asked me this morning if i felt like spitting someone in the forehead. I'm not sure what kind of cognitive method it was, but it sure made me laugh.

[JesusTitties]

Yawn. Tit...


last I checked the name of this thread wasnt "Post something that made Jack Flanders laugh today"

[brightpearl]

Best. Stinkeye. Ever.

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/8533419736_512d0d3e3e_b.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

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[brightpearl]

From Mental Floss' profile of Kim Jong-Un's older brother:

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To escape North Korea’s long-range missiles.

[MoJoRiSin]

i stole your sleep
it just dawned on me
and for that i am eternally
sorry

[xfox]

Hours of laughs (http://www.coldbacon.com/kliban.html)

[brightpearl]

Highlights from the Audubon Society/President Obama twitter feud (http://www.theonion.com/articles/19-tweets-from-the-audubon-societybarack-obama-twi,32625/?ref=auto#1) courtesy of The Onion.

[Bman]

PRAISE GILGAMESH

[MoJoRiSin]

*"turn location services on?

*Please turn location services on to get the best user experience from your att wireless service
or some such
^paraphrased
:) :) :)

[MoJoRiSin]

i wrote a note to some blog owner and got this as a confirmation:
"your submission was successful !"

[Frieda]

^congratulations!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...

[brightpearl]

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[Bman]

http://i.imgur.com/W3pcP8V.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Learn English like the Japanese do (https://www.facebook.com/tangodenai)

[brightpearl]

Pooping on Bluebonnets (http://poopingonbluebonnets.tumblr.com/)

[MoJoRiSin]

https://www.google.com/

^google doodle June 23, 2014

:)

ps where is everyone?

[Frieda]

I'm here!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10012554_739192229453155_6063938541801761663_n.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

10 and 18 (http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/37-people-whose-eyebrows-are-so-bad-theyre-actually-kind-of)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Clan MacHiavelli (http://www.houseofnames.com/machiavelli-family-crest)

[Brynn]

10 and 18 (http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/37-people-whose-eyebrows-are-so-bad-theyre-actually-kind-of)
Wow. Just...wow.

[brightpearl]

^"Texas made"...sigh.

[brightpearl]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10478443_660351690726552_6091478524614541385_n.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

^ :D

[Zdogg]

Found a good TV app called Pluto.TV that has a whole chunk of comedy stations, not just commercial standup but sketch comedy and internet comedy: I feel like this does a good job of making it seem like you're still watching TV even though it's internet content... For some strange reason, I really like the concept of channels and shows, even if it is, ultimately, always-available internet content... Here's the standup channel: http://pluto.tv/#!&channel=StandUp

[MoJoRiSin]

"gateway timeout"
^Now that is something I cans get on board with!
Zdogg, you have
Yet again
Really outdone
Yourself!!
Where to send money
I wonder ???

[Zdogg]

Didn't work for you? Works for me. No money. All free.

[MoJoRiSin]

sure seems to be working for me
No amount of money would be the correct amount

[Brynn]

This made me smile, and I thought about Madasacutsnake:Unsatisfied women in Western art history (http://the-toast.net/2014/09/09/unsatisfied-women-western-art-history/)

[MoJoRiSin]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9b5b980f8204c4b51e377b5d34359f00/tumblr_ng15rhbwSG1qzpl4ko1_500.png

"I feel likesuing this fellow for stealing my intellectual property!"

[MoJoRiSin]

"His character adapts as the story requires, ranging from a bumbling fool to a competent and professional detective into spiritual mysteries. "

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Flanders

you guys please believe me
when i tell you
this is really
how it is
(more or less)
:) :) :)

[Brynn]

I was looking for Father's Day presents and came across this on Etsy:

https://img1.etsystatic.com/066/0/6414760/il_570xN.764284923_fdcc.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

^I love this one
:D

[MoJoRiSin]

^^ Maybe a tablet with the movie Age of Adaline loaded on it for his next aero flight alone
(is he one that does that?)

[brightpearl]

"Clothes and the floor can be trimmed without making them dirty because the cut hair collects at the ditch of the manteau." (http://www.amazon.com/Cutting-Umbrella-haircut-every-person/dp/B00YXMJWLO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1442522894&sr=8-3&keywords=make+great+haircut)

[MoJoRiSin]

do you guys remember the code?
ok then, decipher this::
•are we having a baby•
I love that one
(who came up with it)
he is my most favorite
ps
it's not easy being funny
when the world is coming
to an end
•these two jokers•
seem to be
ruining it for me

[MoJoRiSin]

Brightpearl, is that^^ some sort of a blah blah fish thing?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Not sure how to proceed
I do
see the green light
THough

[MoJoRiSin]

I hope very few are with me
(because despite everything)
I am a loner
ps bill gates is playing
bridge
I get that

[zenbabe]

This did