Post something that made you laugh today.

[JesusTitties]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/051205/overtones-of-cherry-and-oak.gif

[lapietra]

From the Firefly episode Safe:

MAL: So, she's added cussing and hurling about of things to her repertoire. She really is a prodigy.

RIVER: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
MAL: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

JAYNE (faux-reading Simon's journal): "Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
How is it that I didn't like Firefly? I knew it was Joss Whedon, and yet I never gave it a chance... :o

[trisherina]

I'm sorry. I can't explain why anyone wouldn't like Firefly.

[craig johnston]

^^^^
could you explain how someone wouldn't know what it is?
or who jos whedon is?
:confused:


ps why do i seem to be using that smiley a lot these days?

pss why do i seem to be adding ps to all my posts?

psss sorry, a lot of questions

[trisherina]

Joss Whedon is the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a network TV series that enjoyed a cult following less because of its premise (the adventures of a high school girl with some very unusual hobbies) than because of good production values and some decent characters/snappy dialogue.

Whedon also put his stamp on Firefly, a series that was released under dismal circumstances (in convoluted order, against events like the World Series, frequently pre-empted, and never shown in its entirety) that nonetheless developed a HUGE cult following among those longing for some science fiction more innovative than wearing a banana clip across your eyes and pretending to be able to see in the infrared. When the series released on DVD, it immediately became amazon.com's biggest seller, and this after-the-fact popularity allowed Whedon to make a feature-length movie with all the original characters and premises intact, due for release this fall: Serenity. A lot of the characters are very Heinleinesque, with beautiful women well able to take care of themselves and still tear it off three times a night with their partners.

More information can be found here (http://www.fireflywiki.org/).

[craig johnston]

thanks trish.

buffy is known here of course.

:)

[venusupnorth]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/Blurgirlny/cutekid.jpg

[JesusTitties]

poker (http://www.hawt.net/viewvideo.php?id=706)

[Avalon]

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/107588.jpg

[xfox]

Brynn's post (#31) in the "what number are you" thread.

[NimbleMarmoset]

Brynn's post #3193 (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=2627&page=107&pp=30)

[rmr]

who's that girl --

http://www.justthefunny.com/images/Jackie%20(Portrait).jpg

[topcat]

QUOTE=rmr]who's that girl --

http://www.justthefunny.com/images/Jackie%20(Portrait).jpg[/QUOTE]
.

[joppa.gal]

Great Ideas for Mail (http://www.p22.com/projects/mail.html)

I just might have to Monkey Mail the Toast. Watch out, people.

[Hermione]

haha

i've never had any problem with zero or perky pat.

but that dinzdale fvcker has to go.

[priceyfatprude]

Americans are getting fat because of this junk food shit. Not even 1/3 of their nutritional needs are in fast food meals but over 2/3 of their calorie needs are???!!! If you're not getting the nutrients your body needs it keeps asking for more food even though it's got more than enough fat to burn for the next few weeks.
This pisses me off because the fastfood chains are popping up here in Iceland and it's starting to make some kids fat. When I was a kid we had like one fast food place in the whole country, now we have them around every street corner.
ARRRGGGGHHH!Ok, now post something that made you laugh today. :rolleyes:

X-Entertainment is one of my favorite sites ever. That dude'll eat anything.

[sparticle]

http://mitglied.lycos.de/mrmauer/Bilder/forenpics/bestof/goth.jpg

^^^Now THAT's funny.

[Smartypants]

.

[JesusTitties]

http://www.far2muchtime.com/funnies/dogah.gif

[joppa.gal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/joppa_gal/zefrank/catanddog.jpg

Psh. I KNOW where my dog was last night.

[craig johnston]

From Sidney J. Kramerhead III (Tampa Florida);

Hi guys! I've supported Manchester franchise for 3 months and I just heard how Chelsea won the Series, Liverpool the EuroZone and Arsenal the FA Trophy, hell I heard that even Westham won the Playoffs. If our franchise is so good why didn't we even win the Playoffs? I spoke to my friend Chuck whose been a Manchester fan for a year, so he knows, and he said that according to you guys, the Glazer family will ensure that Manchester can definitely go for the playoffs in a few short years! That's so exciting!

:D

[joppa.gal]

Not to be interpreted as making fun at all:

BealeBlues taking Ownership of the Pounding Domo due to his Avvie Seniority.

That is the most awesome thing I have ever seen on a board, and only Avid Posters would understand how awesome that is. Avid Posters in general, not specifically to this board.

I personally have treated this board often like Prince Charles has treated Camilla, teasing and neglecting and always coming back for more.

Maybe someday I will take up residence here for good.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/joppa_gal/zefrank/2192647.jpg

[rmr]

http://justthefunny.com/images/Jackie%20(Drink).jpg

this is still making me laugh

i just sent it to my friend and she told me "to get some new material" which is making me laugh even more

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[priceyfatprude]

my doorbell just rang I hope I didn't wake up the neighbors w/my laughing.

[joppa.gal]

RMR, where the heck are you getting that neverending Flow of God-Awful Poses? I'm googling "Drunk Chick", "Drunk Nasty", "Ugly Nasty", "Ugly Chick", and all I get is this:

DRUNK CHICK:
http://underscorebleach.net/jotsheet/images/hilarious_old_guy.jpg
DRUNK NASTY:
http://www.drunkdwarves.com/images/ddmail/crybaby.jpg
UGLY NASTY:
http://www.sunshinekid.com/piccr.jpg
UGLY CHICK:
http://www.jeffwalsh.com/blog/1.jpg

[Brynn]

^^^this made me hurt myself :D

"sloppy drunk" doesn't work either:
http://www.wrrv.com/images/JennaBush.jpg

[trisherina]

Miss Rat's hobbies listed on her Neopets lookup:

Art and Crafts, Comic Books, Engineering

[venusupnorth]

http://www.mentalmercy.com/images/articles/20050109151712238_2.jpg
Nice She-man!
:D

[Smartypants]

I had my car smog tested yesterday at a service station in the Castro district (SF's main gay neighborhood) and I paid with my check card. Today my online banking shows the debit attributed to "SMOG QUEEN"

HAHAHA!

[smellyrayzin]

ok.... it's sad. but funny.

this video (http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/newvideos/-%20UNORIGINAL.CO.UK%20-%20rusty.wmv) had me laughing to tears. LMAO

[~*WickedAngel*~]

Posted in a chat room through an emotes list: "It's like dating a nymphomaniac who can suck the cvm out of your dick without even undoing your fly, and then being forced to go back to ye olde mastvrbation ritual of warm mayonnaise in a sock."

[venusupnorth]

http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/abp/poS4.gif
Angry Bed Positions (http://www.nationallampoon.com/hubs/botw_frames/I_am_Spider-Man.html)

[daverbee]

http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/images/pearls21220800050620.gif

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://www.cyberium.net/imagine/B/bj-bear.jpg

[~*WickedAngel*~]

Found the name Suck Chin in a Baby Names book while trying to help my friend pick out a name for her baby.

[priceyfatprude]

Gisele Bundchen.

She is on Conan (repeat) and when she was 16 & first moved to NYC to model, the other (older, jealous) models decided to teach her some more English, as the only words she knew were, "Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Night, Hi, Hello, 12345."

They told her that to call someone an a$$h*le was a good thing, and she was so excited to have learned a new word, that she left for her modeling gig the next morning & said, "Hi, A$$h*le!" to the 70-year-old doorman. :(

But then she went to her modeling agency & said, "Good morning, a$$h*les!"

That's what cracked me up.

She apologized to the doorman on Conan, though.

[craig johnston]

ok if she had been japanese or something, but german does
contain the word 'arshloch' which has exactly the same meaning
and you have to be very stupid indeed not to know that as a
young german person.

she is saved by apologising to the doorman but not to her agency.
nice one!
:)

[12"razormix]

( psst craig.. she's brazilian ;) )

[Smartypants]

Hmmm. She has a German name, and lives in Brazil... I wonder what her granddaddy did during WWII... :eek:

[craig johnston]

really? with a name like that?

that expains a lot (http://www.freedict.com/onldict/por.html)

:)

[12"razormix]

Hmmm. She has a German name, and lives in Brazil... I wonder what her granddaddy did during WWII... :eek:
nothing that belongs in this thread, i think

[craig johnston]

her grandaddy was the famous clown helmut bündchen (little bundle)
who wowed audiences all over the world with his hilarious 'gherkin
sketch' and 'rostbratwurst und sauerkraut' routines. everywhere he
went laughter followed.
he was especially popular in brazil and made his home there after
declaring his fellow countrymen to be 'dour and humourless'. he still
appears on brazilian late night shows where he continues to amuse
his loyal audience.
;)

[12"razormix]

:D

[venusupnorth]

Intra-office Memorandum


To: Brian Harper, Office of Assistant Director of Human Resources
From: Tom Atkinson, Personnel Manager- Office C Heaven
CC: God, Executive Director/Company Founder
Re: Christ, Jesus H. Centennial Performance Review
Brian,
As per your request, I have compiled all on-the-job citation notices for Jesus Christ, employee #012351, in preparation for his centennial performance review.

In a personal note, I feel compelled to say that despite having a lot of obvious natural talent for the job, Jesus is pretty clearly working to only a fraction of his potential. On more than one occasion, I have strolled past his cubicle only to see him, head down on his desk, fast asleep and drooling on the latest Hustler. Or worse yet, he is frequently not even present at all, having either arrived late, left early, or on yet another cigarette break. And while his easygoing demeanor once made him a well-liked employee, many of his coworkers have begun complaining about his irresponsibility affecting their workloads. I believe that these numerous citations [highest number in office C!] will bear these complaints out in your eyes as well, and best present a fair and accurate description of Jesus’ work for this major employee evaluation.

I hope these documents will be sufficient to begin your performance evaluation, and if there is anything else I or my office, can do, don’t hesitate to ask.


Sincerely,Tom Atkinson
Personnel Manager- Office C Heaven

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/jesus/jesus01.asp

[JesusTitties]

http://nhjm.net/shit/bukkake-movie.jpg

[daverbee]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/today/glasbergen/227.gif

[craig johnston]

spuds (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4108964.stm)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40642000/jpg/_40642818_bpc203300.jpg

[Frieda]

http://www.clarkmade.com/show.html

[venusupnorth]

http://www.internet.is/astrid/stupid.gif


If this doesn’t teach you guys to blow out your flaming shots before you drink them, I don’t know what will. LOL

[Frieda]

omg no! hahahaa!

[daverbee]

http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/images/pearls2005305200623.gif

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://photos13.flickr.com/19738539_6c4f6a7c9f_o.jpg

[trisherina]

.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/645px-Wolf_spider_tunnel.jpg

[venusupnorth]

Hmmm. She has a German name, and lives in Brazil... I wonder what her granddaddy did during WWII... :eek:

LOL, good one :rolleyes:

[trisherina]

http://photos15.flickr.com/21577882_860ef5fccb_o.jpg

[sparticle]

^^^^Hmmm. Now, who would that look remind us of? ;) Very, very nice.

[trisherina]

It's the one to the right wanting to kill her who made me laugh. Whoa!

[topcat]

if you ever wanted to create a beale or dinz-free thread, you've now succeeded
__________________
you had sex with pat robertson

i dont know if this goes here or thread killers thread. either way its funny

[venusupnorth]

http://www.internet.is/astrid/Jihad.mpg (http://www.internet.is/astrid/Jihad.mpg)
(536 kb file)

:D

[Gatsby]

I don't find that even remotely funny, IMO.

[craig johnston]

I don't find that even remotely funny, IMO.

i agree

[venusupnorth]

http://home.earthlink.net/~thefurthestpoint/not_funny.jpg

[Brynn]

^my opinionated little dog, Atticus (who desperately needs to be spayed) would spontaneously go berserk barking at that clown if he saw him.

This was a mass mailing in my mailbox from a friend this morning:

COME CELEBRATE BASTILLE DAY 2005 IN PORTLAND -
THURSDAY JULY 14
….A DAY TO REMEMBER

PRESENTED BY YOUR LOCAL MERCHANTS, RESTAURANTS, BAKERIES, PATISSERIES, SCHOOLS AND ORGANIZATIONS - ALL WITH “FRENCH CONNECTIONS”
200 SW Market St - just across from Keller Auditorium

Starts at 11AM and goes to 11PM

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE DAY

· Course des garcons de café Waiters Race (5:00PM) - Sponsored by Mt Hood Beverage Co. 30-40 waiters and waitresses from your favorite local restaurants speed-walking around a course at the event site, carrying three glasses of wine, a pitcher of water and a plate of food. $1,000 value prizes to the fastest man and fastest woman with 2nd, 3rd and 4th place prizes of similar value.

· Petanque Tournament - Starts at Noon

· Sign Up to Win Two Air France Tickets from San Francisco to Paris

· Displays and Vendors - Food, Crépes, Boulangerie Items, Patisseries, Lavender, Fabrics, Table Linens, Wine and Beer

· Entertainment Starts at 11AM and Goes to 11PM

· Face Painting During the Day

· Children’s Theater Production by Portland French School During the Afternoon
Lots of Parking Available in the 200 SW Market St Building and in Nearby Garages

MAIN SPONSORS
Mt Hood Beverage Co. - TV5 - JetBlue Airways - Zupan’s - Air France

...to which someone replied to "all":
When do the decapitations begin?

...and then someone else replied:
Can I bring my knitting and take down names?

...and then someone else replied:
Look for my booth - I'm selling mini wooden guillotines.

[melissa]

That sounds like fun, Brynn.

[Brynn]

I actually might go check it out! ;)

[melissa]

Let me know how much fun I miss out on!

[Brynn]

Portland, OR. - Fun Center Of the World. I'm amazed at all the fun I miss here. Like the Rose Festival - or the "Fun Center" at the Rose Festival - hoo boy, hold me back. As a pyro, I'm looking forward to the fireworks at the Blues Festival, though.

[melissa]

The fireworks are very cool. I like how the sounds echo off of the tall buildings downtown. I have watched them from the Eastside Esplanade for the past few years.

[venusupnorth]

Portland, OR. - Fun Center Of the World. I'm amazed at all the fun I miss here. Like the Rose Festival - or the "Fun Center" at the Rose Festival - hoo boy, hold me back. As a pyro, I'm looking forward to the fireworks at the Blues Festival, though.

LOL, picturing Brynn at the Fun Fair trying to start a fire :D

[tsunamimom]

As a pyro, I'm looking forward to the fireworks at the Blues Festival, though.

When I lived in London, we used to go up to Primrose Hill every November 5th for the Bonfire night fireworks. They'd have a huge bonfire going - loved it - and a fireworks display that went on for about half an hour - a long time standing in a park with your head tipped back going ooooh... ahhhh...!

4th July just isn't quite the same - for me bonfires and fireworks are forever autumn activities. Must be my pagan ancestry... :)

[priceyfatprude]

Funky.

Funky Tuba made me laugh out loud today.

You will have to guess which post it was on your own.

[melissa]

I know! I know!!

[venusupnorth]

http://www.funnypics4all.com/pics/0/9/906.jpg

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.pvponline.com/archive/2005/pvp20050628.gif

[venusupnorth]

http://www.internet.is/astrid/wedding.jpg

[smellyrayzin]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/celeb/TCruiseKHolmes_300x298.jpg

[lapietra]

<BIG>An Irish Fruit Cake</BIG>

1 cup of butter
1 cup of sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of baking soda
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
A bottle of whiskey

<BIG>Method:</BIG>

Sample the whiskey and check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the very highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in large fluffy bowl. Add one spoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure whiskey is still OK. Have 'another sup. Turn off mixer. Break two eggs and add to bowl. Chuck in cup of dried fruit. Take out cup. Mix on the turner. Sample whiskey again to check for consistency. Next, sift two cups of salt, sugar or something, who cares? Check whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one tablespoon of brown, white, black sugar, or whatever colour you can find. Wix mel. Grease the oven. Turn the cake pan to 350 gredees. Slide into oven. Get out of oven. Do not forget to beat off the turner. Throw bowl out of window, check last of whiskey and go to bed.

[trisherina]

holy mackerel (http://www.auctions-registration.com/ebay/)

[priceyfatprude]

http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3120234&st=0

I don't know if any of you have ever seen a show on the Discovery Health channel, called "14 Children & Pregnant Again!" but @ the above link they totally snark on it. It's snarktastic.

[Clytie]

one of my best friends is the 4th in a family of 14...and 12 of them are girls....great family too :)

[Clytie]

http://dan.tobias.name/controversies/palmbeach/gfx/les2.jpg

[smellyrayzin]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/yum_limes/ththnot_for_girls.gif

[JesusTitties]

i love you

[madasacutsnake]

holy mackerel (http://www.auctions-registration.com/ebay/)

Give her my ebay ID. The perfect customer. Buys and never complains because she never opens her packages anyway.

"I'm assured all this stuff in quite valuable, by the way."

No.

"Those buttplug looking things on the monitor are old glass insulators they used to use on telegraph and telephone lines. I'm assured they also are quite valuable."

No.

<img src=http://www.auctions-registration.com/ebay/house14.jpg>

There is possibly a piece of Falcon Ware on those shelves. Judging by the rest of the cr*p though, I doubt it.

[venusupnorth]

http://www.ioffer.com/img/1103184000/_p/goddesspandoraxxx/goddesspandoraxxx-bondage-bear.jpg

[Hermione]

this chick has severe OCD

holy mackerel (http://www.auctions-registration.com/ebay/)

[Brynn]

She actually prefers the "sparse look" and is just waiting until she can buy a house large enough to achieve it.

[JesusTitties]

http://www.laughingmyassoff.com/pics/laughingmyassoff.com_iraqpoll.gif

[JesusTitties]

dog (http://www.filecabi.net/v/file/1120719462/wmv)

[venusupnorth]

http://www.fredthepug.com/ffkramertutu.jpg

[red]

the idea that people se the virgin mary in a stain under a Chicago underpass.
puh-leaze

[venusupnorth]

http://www.internet.is/astrid/babyshake.jpg

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/Animal_Crackers.jpg

[NimbleMarmoset]

<img src=http://www.auctions-registration.com/ebay/house14.jpg>



Who snuck into my house and took pictures! And I thought I was the QUEEN of Chotchkees.

[12"razormix]

once I dreamed my front teeth fell out and I replaced them with Lee® Press-On Nails.
:eek:
.

[Gatsby]

Dear Red States...

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to
the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell
research and the best beaches.
We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states
pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch
of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and
anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at
once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids
they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and
they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets
coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn
up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80
percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the
pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95
percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state
dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry,
most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,
Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with
88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah
was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say
that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in
9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people with
higher morals then we lefties.

By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,

The Blue States

[venusupnorth]

The best weed is from Columbia Gatsby, with the red furry stuff on it.

Besides that fact your post made me realize that my life and most of the western mans life is a big joke. If you use true logic you will get to the conclusion that the countries that don't get AID don't have oil or money making stuff?

I'm being silent for a while now and thinking about becoming a hunter in Greenland. Simple sorrows, simple pleasures...........

[Frieda]

The best weed is from Columbia Gatsby, with the red furry stuff on it.


:confused:

[Avalon]

Someone leaving a voice mail for me singing the theme song to an atrocious kid's show... :p

[lapietra]

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showpost.php?p=275969&postcount=52

[trisherina]

So it was kind of a choking laughter.

http://tinypic.com/6sewph.jpg

[lapietra]

So it was kind of a choking laughter.

http://tinypic.com/6sewph.jpg

Yeah... she also blames 9/11 for "Glitter"'s lack of success. :rolleyes:

[priceyfatprude]

Someone leaving a voice mail for me singing the theme song to an atrocious kid's show... :p :D:D:D:D:D

[topcat]

thought I would post it here.

My opinion is - if you can't say something helpful, and only have things to say that are snarky and judgemental, please, SHUT UP. You come off offensive and pathetic, bring my mood (and the level of the board) down, and obviously need to do something more productive with your time, like work on yourself instead of judging other people's character.

GREAT people mostly talk about ideas.
AVERAGE people mostly talk about things.
SMALL people mostly talk about other people.

That is my opinion. You're welcome to disagree,,

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.nataliedee.com/070505/wetjet.jpg

[priceyfatprude]

thought I would post it here.The author of that made me laugh more than the words.

[surflugen]

http://web.bitnet.net/rabies/apache.mpeg

takes a log time to down load. i was laughing so hard.

[tsunamimom]

Ah yes - the late, great Tommy Seebach - Danish entry for the Eurovision Song Contest, placed 22nd in 1993, 11th in 1981 and 6th in 1979. Denmark's King of Pop.

[venusupnorth]

Ah yes - the late, great Tommy Seebach - Danish entry for the Eurovision Song Contest, placed 22nd in 1993, 11th in 1981 and 6th in 1979. Denmark's King of Pop.

LOL, recalling the disasters that Iceland has sent into that contest. :eek:

[tsunamimom]

Það sem enginn sér - by Daniel, 1989, perhaps. Not exactly the pinnacle of his career, I'm sure, but no worse than Ding a Dong by Teach In which won for the Netherlands in 1975.

[venusupnorth]

Það sem enginn sér - by Daniel, 1989, perhaps. Not exactly the pinnacle of his career, I'm sure, but no worse than Ding a Dong by Teach In which won for the Netherlands in 1975.

No way you heard of Daniel?? He's actually my best friend's brother, LOL. That is the biggest shame of his carrier. He went into GUS GUS though and did some good things there. This world is so small sometimes. So how do you know so much about Eurovison? ;)

[tsunamimom]

I'm English - it's a national pastime. Plus I have a small obsession with all things tacky and kitchy, like Eurovision and drag queens...:)

[venusupnorth]

I'm English - it's a national pastime. Plus I have a small obsession with all things tacky and kitchy, like Eurovision and drag queens...:)

I just assumed you were American because you live in Georgia. Yes Eurovision is so tacky but thanks to my grandmother which worshipped it I can appreciate it in a strange way. Kind of like loving drag queens, you have to know them in detail to appreciate their magic ;)

[~*WickedAngel*~]

My mom said to me the other night, "If you can't say something nasty, don't say anything at all."

Tonight I saw Willy Wonka, otherwise entitled "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." It was funny and cute. And Johnny was VERY sexy.

[surflugen]

Ah yes - the late, great Tommy Seebach - Danish entry for the Eurovision Song Contest, placed 22nd in 1993, 11th in 1981 and 6th in 1979. Denmark's King of Pop.


You mean that was for real!? I thought it was a joke. I was having a hard time deciding weather or not it was done in the seventies or not. I figured that the girls looked to good looking or tight for girls from the 07s or early 80s that would do back up dancing for some funky band.

[Max Headroom]

I've seen that video before, and once again I think it is one of the most hilarious things i've ever seen

[topcat]

most of ****"s posts

[trisherina]

http://www.pinkicing.com/graphics/james_phantom.jpg

[topcat]

whats funny about rmr's jeans

[madasacutsnake]

Last edited by Hyakujo's Fox : Today at 04:19 PM. Reason: orwellian conspiracy

[craig johnston]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/ESpatula/drphilchart.bmp

smelly's sex chart

:)

[NimbleMarmoset]

oriental wedgie :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/sumo.jpg

[smellyrayzin]

"i have glass bones and paper skin.
i break my legs every morning.. every afternoon i break my arms... at night i lay in agony until the heart attacks finally put me to sleep."

<3<3<3spongebob<3<3<3

[lapietra]

This is a true story.

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!

[venusupnorth]

[QUOTE=lapietra]This is a true story.

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, QUOTE]

I got an e-mail with that story a few years ago and it cracked me up. I can just picture grandma with the gun and the poor guys :D

[Aphrodite]

Frieda. I thought of you when I saw this!
http://lemonodor.com/images/nothing-without-your-robot-car.jpg

[Frieda]

cool! :D does it say where i can buy?

[red]

the name "Boogerd" makes me chuckle.

[venusupnorth]

http://www.notbored.org/you-are-watching-me.jpg
:D

[priceyfatprude]

"Do you know you left your black bra here? I put it with your clothes, and when I came home from church, the dog had dragged it into the laundry room. I know I didn't put it there, so he must have done it. It must smell like you."

[smellyrayzin]

charades... lol (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/heliumglow/Charades.jpg)

[JesusTitties]

http://shaolin.spymac.com/gfx/lolol.gif

[topcat]

this from jt

Chef Boyardee Beefaroni & Libby's Zoodles

Buy can at supermarket
cook on low heat (remove from can first)
stir a bit
take one animal out of the zoodle pile and use one beefaroni noodle against it in the groin area, making it look like Mr Elephant has a massive noodle boner
Giggle
repeat



this cracks me up everytime i read it

[red]

This (http://stuffonmycat.com) site cracked me up!!

[red]

http://homepage.mac.com/cosmic.chick/20050727-BEANIE.jpg

See! See! This is what I'm talking about!

[Brynn]

^Absolutely spectacular.

Seen on a T-shirt this morning:

"I'd engage you in a battle of wits, but I perceive that you are unarmed."

[priceyfatprude]

Ron touched all of us.

You had to watch him like that.LOL

[smellyrayzin]

This (http://stuffonmycat.com) site cracked me up!!
this site


made


my month.
thank you.

[smellyrayzin]

http://i.xanga.com/zerosleep73/ouch.jpeg

[Frieda]

that one kid knows he's got to go next :D

[priceyfatprude]

topcat is zero!

wah!

:eek: ...

[novelty]

Since all of your waggish ruminations are saving me from my myself...what should I do when playing with my weapons-grade plutonium?

It's making my dork freakishly huge.

[Con ate dog]

Wash your hands after.

I wanna move here:


http://www.iec-edu.org/disgraceland/disgraceland.html

[red]

Ralph the cat that was injured and had to wear a lampshade thingy, he hated it, ripped it off and pissed on it.

[AllegroNg]

This good ol' Harry Potter spoiler:
http://www.tshirthell.com/dumbledore.htm

[Max Headroom]

This good ol' Harry Potter spoiler:
http://www.tshirthell.com/dumbledore.htm

Now that is comedy

[quiltpattern]

"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." - Anais Nin

Don't you love it when people recycle old ideas in new words as if they were something profound? Did you know that Anais Nin had two husbands (one on each coast), neglected her kids, and was the epitome of self-indulgence? Wonder what she saw things as. :rolleyes: It's hard to believe she had any clear sense of herself.

More drivel later.

[lapietra]

"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." - Anais Nin

Don't you love it when people recycle old ideas in new words as if they were something profound? Did you know that Anais Nin had two husbands (one on each coast), neglected her kids, and was the epitome of self-indulgence? Wonder what she saw things as. :rolleyes: It's hard to believe she had any clear sense of herself.

More drivel later.

Wow!!! I couldn't have asked for a better demonstration of that quote - I found it on a quote site, trying to find a simple, short quote that had to do with the fact that people see the world based on what kind of person they are. This is great! :D You're obviously someone who sees the world as a big balloon, and yourself, a tiny little pin prick.

I personally love Nin's books. Sexay!!!

[JesusTitties]

http://www.dangus.net/balance-of-nature.jpg

[kid_with_helmet]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/beat_anorex.jpg

[quiltpattern]

Wow!!! I couldn't have asked for a better demonstration of that quote - I found it on a quote site, trying to find a simple, short quote that had to do with the fact that people see the world based on what kind of person they are. This is great! :D You're obviously someone who sees the world as a big balloon, and yourself, a tiny little pin prick.

I personally love Nin's books. Sexay!!!

The point of quotes like that is to think about yourself, not to diagnose others. That's another reason why I found the quote so funny. Hypocrisy always amuses me.

Glad you think she's sexy. I always think it's sexy when people cheat on their respective spouses, as Nin did with Henry Miller and others. She justified everything she did by the fact that her daddy ignored her, much as she ignored her own children. Nice when people take responsibility for their lives that way. Is that what appeals to you about her?

[Aphrodite]

The point of quotes like that is to think about yourself, not to diagnose others. That's another reason why I found the quote so funny. Hypocrisy always amuses me.

Glad you think she's sexy. I always think it's sexy when people cheat on their respective spouses, as Nin did with Henry Miller and others. She justified everything she did by the fact that her daddy ignored her, much as she ignored her own children. Nice when people take responsibility for their lives that way. Is that what appeals to you about her?

So your pretense of amusement is not hypocrisy?
You think it is sexy to cheat? Wow! I hope your hubby keeps you revved all the time.

[JesusTitties]

http://nanalog.com/random/babytarget.jpg

[craig johnston]

You're obviously someone who sees the world as a big balloon, and yourself, a tiny little prick

;)

[trisherina]

hahahahahaha (http://zefrank.com/bulletin/showpost.php?p=278693&postcount=26)

[Con ate dog]

Lapietra:

My favourite Anais Nin quote centred around the idea that people are uncomfortable with the notion that we become different people in different company- but she was cool with it.

Sorry, but I was lazy unable to find the exact quote.

Apart from being arguable the greatest saucy writer in history, she was also a great writer, period.

[lapietra]

Lapietra:

My favourite Anais Nin quote centred around the idea that people are uncomfortable with the notion that we become different people in different company- but she was cool with it.

Sorry, but I was lazy unable to find the exact quote.

Apart from being arguable the greatest saucy writer in history, she was also a great writer, period.

:)

[priceyfatprude]

hahahahahaha (http://zefrank.com/bulletin/showpost.php?p=278693&postcount=26)LOL

[smellyrayzin]

http://images9.fotki.com/v172/photos/5/56477/249829/ewwmyspaceisicky-vi.jpg

[Con ate dog]

Posting under a naked guy. Is that good luck?

I teach English in China. Today in class, as a warmup exercise, we played a game similar to the If/Then thread here:

If I had a wish, I would get a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars (RMB, but why split hairs?), I would go to England.
Next kid:
If I went to England, I would teach Chinese.

It took 5 seconds to sink in why everyone was laughing.


Yeah, well, if you were there you'd be laughing too.

[smellyrayzin]

hahahaha (http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3074/2005730116495xn.jpg)

[jasmina]

hahahaha (http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3074/2005730116495xn.jpg)

eeeeeewwwwwwwww that looks painful

[jasmina]

http://americaninlebanon.blogspot.com/2005/07/backstroke-of-west.html

for example....http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1281/724/1600/sw16.jpg

[cindy121]

It's funny.Con ate dog,your icon is cute.How long have you been in china?Js there anything intresting? :)

[cindy121]

http://nanalog.com/random/babytarget.jpg
hahaha.poor baby

[red]

he should learn to crawl the other way

[Con ate dog]

It's funny.Con ate dog,your icon is cute.How long have you been in china?Js there anything intresting? :)
Hello, new girl.
Yes, pretty much everything is interesting here. Where are you?

[madasacutsnake]

Somebody must have put that in with my boogie board.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JesusTitties]

http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Charades.jpg

[jasmina]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/081005/grammar-police-arrest-this-man.gif.

[red]

http://images9.fotki.com/v172/photos/5/56477/249829/ewwmyspaceisicky-vi.jpg

Hahahahhaahaaaa

[JesusTitties]

http://wehate.org/img/go_klingon.jpg

[Con ate dog]

A saw a sour-looking 60 year-old woman at the mall with a PERFECT Elvis do. Couldn't help myself: I muttered "Well, thank you, thank you very much" in a Johnny Bravo accent. Everyone promptly stared at ME.

[jasmina]

Ask me if I like Elvis

[Con ate dog]

You know, Jasmina, if you don't mind a personal question, I've been meaning to ask you: Elvis- what up?

[jasmina]

nah you've got to say "do you like Elvis"?

[Con ate dog]

Stop evading the question, Woman! Do you like Elvis??

[jasmina]

uh huh huuuh

[Frieda]

http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/2200/gpa0257l6cn.jpg

[LadyCrow]

I was watching a show on Africa's deadliest snakes last night, & one of these crazy/stupid animal guys (not the more popular guys, some dude I've never heard of) was "looking" for a python of some kind. He found the snake, and was getting close to look @ it.

Naturally, the snake wasn't too pleased w/this, and sprung up on the guy & bit him on the nose. (Non-venomous, thankfully.) Either the snake let go itself, or the guy got it off of his face. It was one of the funniest things I've seen all week. :D

Now, don't get me wrong. I don't laugh when people get hurt, but when one of these "animal expert" people goes into an animal's natural habitat & something happens that's entirely their fault, I can't help but laugh @ their expense.

Maybe I'm sick, but it cracked me up. Go snake!

Yours in twisted humor,
LC

[venusupnorth]

http://www.fnu.se/fark/fark_cori_hasselhof.jpg

[cindy121]

Hello, new girl.
Yes, pretty much everything is interesting here. Where are you?
it's so nice to see your icon again.what's new! :)

[trisherina]

this (http://www.100megspop3.com/adira/1940hwa.jpg)

[JesusTitties]

<-----------------

[JesusTitties]

http://members.cox.net/toast1/bird.gif

[zenbabe]

http://www.eskimo.com/~nickz/h04/img/p7221684bc.gif

[zero]

^naw amurny! :mad:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAoverandover

[ch_burchill]

i beg your pardon?

[zero]

:o sorry








hahahahahaha

[ch_burchill]

http://www.rosecityyachtclub.org/photos/Water_fight_with_buckets.jpg

[madasacutsnake]

My Scouser friend to a muslim woman who told her that she has to wash her wagina before she prays;

Listun. God made de woman's body in all it's glory ter bleed, ter grrer babies, ter give birth and (2" from woman's face) NAH FELLER IS GO'N TER TELL ME ME MITTY IS DIRTY. And if it's so dirty, why do dee spend 'alf their loife try'n ter get in thuz?!

[madasacutsnake]

http://glandonzoo.net/auctionterms.htm

[zenbabe]

I answered the phone at work today using my old company name. ooops..

[funkytuba]

"Me:- "OK love, when your grandma and grand dad come around it would be really good if you jump up and down on the sofa shouting Bollocks. Can you do that?"

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"

Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"

Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"

Me:-"Oh bollocks"



:D

[JesusTitties]

http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Bomb_Look_Big.jpg

[Frieda]

the service manager of my customer team in the delivery team meeting:

"4 servers down?? dude, that's like.. uh.. major monkey cvnt dude!"

[JesusTitties]

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/images/0160.jpg

[Audreyvgs]

Is that man pooping on Ze's set design?

He's copied Ze's backdrop!!!!!

[Brynn]

I fully expect to see something rainbow-colored exit his body.

[priceyfatprude]

http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/1999/021899/O3.Twinky.winky.jpg

[JesusTitties]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/6839/catfootbol9of.jpg

[Mcpon]

Today I farted into a fan while playing Mario Kart on the Gamecube. The fan was blowing the fart back at me and I didn't even know it because I was so immersed in the game playing. I wasn't paying attention to the stench until after I had lost. That was when I realized that the fart had been up in my face the whole time.

[smellyrayzin]

mario kart is best on N64.

[craig johnston]

and upwind

[Mcpon]

mario kart is best on N64.

Actually - Super Nintendo

[smellyrayzin]

Actually - Super Nintendo

true true.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/joannawilson/ridiculousgas.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

that makes me sad.

[Max Headroom]

That makes me happy

[rmr]

^^ that made me laugh

[Max Headroom]

That is fantastic!

[Max Headroom]

From post #38 and down (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=8664&page=3&pp=15)

[priceyfatprude]

Craig Johnston's new avatar made me nearly piss myself at work today.

[JesusTitties]

A 70 year old nurse walks into a bank and prepares to endorse a check. She
reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write
with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing
her mistake, she says, "Well that's great......just great.....Some asshole's got my pen."

[karma_queen]

i casually mentioned to my mum 'and everyone knows cliff richards gay'. she got rather too upset for my liking. which made me laugh

[JesusTitties]

who

[jasmina]

who

Similar to Elvis, but a lot thinner (and still alive)

[ch_burchill]

under your own accord
.

[Audreyvgs]

How to tell if you're driving too fast.


http://www.audreyheffner.net/image001-1.jpg

[JesusTitties]

http://www.magespace.net/sailor.jpg

[jasmina]

JT I think you might be in the wrong thread - I think it's called "show yer faces"
:)

[JesusTitties]

do you have any idea how hard it was to find a dress my size

[jasmina]

do you have any idea how hard it was to find a dress my size
Evidently not as hard as it was for your avatar...

[Jack Flanders]

you look fabulous :eek: :D :D

[JesusTitties]

your name, avatar and overall aura give me a bit of the homo bubblies.
are you a sister?

[Jack Flanders]

Jesus thanx for asking but I'm no homo. Check out the web site the Fourth Tower of Inverness and www.zbs.org - some really trippy radio sheet. Speaking of sheet look at www.aduiepyle.com. Seeing this company name plastered across the side of semi flying down the interstate always makes a boooring trip entertaining.

[melissa]

Don't be too disappointed, JT.

[Smartypants]

Don't be too disappointed, JT.

LOL!! Touché, Melissa! :D

[melissa]

;)

[JesusTitties]

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLERCOASTER !!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :D :D :D :D :) :D :p :D :D

[Jack Flanders]

love the chops and teeth.

[Hermione]

"It would have been nice to live in ancient Greece. We could run around naked, playing games"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It emanated from the imagination of Barney, a San Francisco-born artist, who hired the mothership of the Japanese whaling fleet, the Nisshin Maru, to sail in Nagasaki Bay with a huge steel basin on deck. Hours were spent filling the basin with Vaseline poured in through hosepipes.

According to the script, the idea was to use the petroleum jelly to show the "relationship between self-imposed resistance and creativity" by transforming it into a "vast sculpture", called The Field, which is "moulded, poured, bisected and reformed" on the ship over the course of the film.

With the jelly congealing and moving with the sea, the movie "tracks the descent of form into states of sensual surrender and formal atrophy". But many critics attending the film festival were baffled, and at a press screening the sound of seats flipping up as viewers left the cinema began early.

In the film Bjork and Barney, identified as "The Guests", arrive on the vessel and are dressed as a Shinto couple in mammal fur costumes by geisha girls. There is what the publicity material calls "a harrowing liebestod" in which Bjork and her partner become "locked in an embrace" as they "breathed through blowhole-like orifices on the back of their necks".

They then take out "flensing knives" to "cut away each other's feet and thighs".

The script said: "Remains of their lower body are revealed to contain traces of whale tails at an early stage of development, suggesting rebirth, physical transformation, and the possibility of new forms. Having reached a state of maximum disintegration, the sculpture of The Field is then reorganised and the ship emerges from a storm, sailing through a field of icebergs towards the open southern ocean."

The two stars are then seen as a pair of whales, swimming behind the ship, heading for Antarctica.

Bjork was upbeat about the film, with Barney, the subject of a recent Guggenheim retrospective in New York, equally wrapped up in what the producers described as his "hermetic vision". Asked what the couple plan to do next, Barney said that he wanted to become "more experimental".&nbsp;

[Avalon]

I want to try some of WETH Bjork is taking. :p

[trisherina]

Accidently came here when trying to get to zefrink.com.
Not quite as much as "the best damn smoking and vomiting robot we ever had," but close.

[Brynn]

&nbsp;
Throughout this, I just couldn't help imagining Barney the big friendly purple dinosaur.

[Jack Flanders]

your name, avatar and overall aura give me a bit of the homo bubblies.
are you a sister?
ok Jesus :mad: u win i'm a girl - so call me Jackie (with XX chroms and likin the boies)*. Still look up web site for Fourth Tower of Inverness.

*how old r u?

[Jack Flanders]

:mad: :mad: :mad: just heard that Rehnquist just died, shit. w. has 2 now

[Jack Flanders]

sorry - lost the happy thread. go foR it!

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.ubersite.com/m/74586

[JesusTitties]

http://kqe.de/pruell/mc-donalds-eaten.jpg

[craig johnston]

one of my students cancelled because his 'time schedule bursted'.
i know the feeling.
:)

[PorkonFork]

It has to be "redalert" shortfilm :)
I happen to "Stumble" upon this today,

cheers, keep them coming

Geoff

Australia

[JesusTitties]

http://users.pandora.be/bleah/CareForceOne.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

http://users.pandora.be/bleah/CareForceOne.jpg
Race right? :mad, mad mad at usa gov't

[JesusTitties]

///

[Frieda]

"You need the computing power of a P1, 16 MB RAM and 1 GB Harddisk to run Win95. It took the computing power of 3 Commodore 64's to fly to the Moon.

Something is wrong here, and it wasn't the Apollo."

[rmr]

"My neck is so sore. I need one of those hand held massage things. I'm going to try to pick one up at sharper image or something."


:rolleyes:

[JesusTitties]

http://www.freecandidboys.com/gallery/fcb71/images/fcb7110.jpg

[red]

smarty's sheepskin crack

[rmr]

http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/sidebar/bobbywhitneydance.gif