Monkey Mail

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Zaftig

Dav, those are very horny sheep! ;) :D;):D;):D;)

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Coffee
You're very welcome Aphrodite :) .

So much for 4-6 day delivery though. :(

I actually used the matching/remaining "Avalon/Aphro Mocha beans" this morning. It's still pretty good, though at a day over 2 weeks old, it isn't at it's peak, use it up asap.

Mine was most wonderful and now, *sniff* long gone:( ;)

[melissa]

PFP!! Thanks for the card from Florida. Do you think it's appropriate to put in my cubicle?

[melissa]

Hey Monkeys!

So I get home tonight to find that my room mate has spilled coffee on my desk. The bad news is that along with my bills, my monkey mail address list is totally ruined. Actually the bills are still readable & send in-able, but the list of addresses is fully smeared. The good news is that none of her coffee landed on my laptop.

If I have ever sent you a postcard...or you want one from me in the future, please PM me your address. Thanks, Gang.

[red]

Got a Seattle card from DEvi. Thank you baby. *smooch*

[Spicy Jack]

OMG AUD!!!!

wow....i mean....wow....speachless......

:D


:D


:D

Thank you soooooooo much!


wow

[daverbee]

Thanks to the lovely pfp I have a bare asset.
Thanks to the lovely Aud I have a lovely virtual man dressed as a lovely French Maid Turkey.
This has to be the two most unique monkey mail postcards I've ever gotten!
Thanks to you both!

[rapscalious rob]

hahahahaha! smarty!

[trisherina]

Postman delivered a Florida card to "The Rat Family" today! Thanks, pfp!

[Coffee]

My cat Mao got a card from florida...thanks pfp :D
Mira is pissed, no mention at all. :( thanks pfp.
:D:D

And I finished the last of Daver's "french toast" for my birthday breakfast.

Holy fark that bread made amazing french toast. Thanks Daverbee.

[madasacutsnake]

I got a card today which had been censored with a peel off label. How very uptight.

Ta Cheapskinny!

[Zaftig]

Mad honey, did you get my postcard yet???

[Smartypants]

Can we all give a big round of applause, and take a moment to honor Sparticle, the Monkey who today has earned the highest award one can receive in an Internet message thread called "Monkey Mail," the coveted James Magilicuddy Stewart Good Citizenship Award!

http://www.jimmy.org/news/images/jmspatch.gif

The reasons for such an honor being granted might be a mystery to some, but I'm sure we can all agree she deserves it for something, even if we are not privvy to specific exclusive information that may not have been divulged to us, is that not so?

[Avalon]

I am always ready to cheer Spart on.
Way to go Spart!! YAY!!!

*this is a good thing, right?*

[Smartypants]

This is an EXCEPTIONALLY good thing, yes! :D

[trisherina]

(If you ever send a friend a birthday gift of spart's earrings, you will also be very happy with the result...)

[Avalon]

Originally posted by trisherina
(If you ever send a friend a birthday gift of spart's earrings, you will also be very happy with the result...)

I bought myself a necklace and the lovely Spart sent me the matching earrings. I LOVE THE WHOLE SET!

[ally]

i recived a rather lovely looking bottom in the post this morning. Thank you fellow monkey.

[Spicy Jack]

o/ i got mail
birthday mail
i got mail
birthday mail o/

WHOOOOOOOOOOT WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Smartypants]

Originally posted by ally
i recived a rather lovely looking bottom in the post this morning. Thank you fellow monkey.

So that's how Randy was getting to France!

[Klynne]

Thanks Aud,

Mr. Smarty was looking fine:D

[Coffee]

FRIEDA SENT ME A BEER!!! It looks yummy :D

[joppa.gal]

PFP sent me a pst a while ago. Didn't mention it and I should have.


Thanks!

[rmr]

Originally posted by Coffee
FRIEDA SENT ME A BEER!!! It looks yummy :D

i'm calling customs

i got in trouble for bringing a bottle of vodka on the plane on my flight back from amsterdam...........actually my bf not to be confused with my gbf got in BIG trouble and was written up because he got caught twice taking a swig from it........there's got to be a law about that kind of stuff

[Coffee]

Originally posted by rmr
i'm calling customs

i got in trouble for bringing a bottle of vodka on the plane on my flight back from amsterdam...........actually my bf not to be confused with my gbf got in BIG trouble and was written up because he got caught twice taking a swig from it........there's got to be a law about that kind of stuff

If it's any consolation, the beer was "flat". ;)

[rmr]

so's my butt so how does that help me
















;)

[Frieda]

rims

beware

in a day or 10

[rmr]

you don't scare me you freaky pirate you

YOU better watch it

YOU and your flat BEER

[Frieda]

well i'm not sending YOU any BEER that's for SURE

[priceyfatprude]

Got mail from the Rats & Zaf & Sim & perhaps one other Monkey whose name escapes me at the moment.

Not going to get nekkid-man playing cards from Zen. :( The clinic sent them back to her. *cries*

Also got something from Aud today. :D


WHO ELSE GOT MY FLORIDA POSTCARDS?!?!?!?! PONY UP, PPL!

[Audreyvgs]

I gots cards from Peefers, Deev and Smoothie...and one hell of a wonderful poem!

[Gatsby]

I got a Florida postcard!

Thanks, Peef. :D

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Smartypants
Can we all give a big round of applause, and take a moment to honor Sparticle, the Monkey who today has earned the highest award one can receive in an Internet message thread called "Monkey Mail," the coveted James Magilicuddy Stewart Good Citizenship Award!

http://www.jimmy.org/news/images/jmspatch.gif

The reasons for such an honor being granted might be a mystery to some, but I'm sure we can all agree she deserves it for something, even if we are not privvy to specific exclusive information that may not have been divulged to us, is that not so?

OMG! OMG! I'm speechless!

I ADORE Jimmy Stewart!

"A-wull, a-wull, wull, wull, Mary..." :D

(And the fact that I'm speechless is probably a miracle in itself!!!!)

[sparticle]

This is possibly the first time I've ever got what I deserved and had it been a GOOD thing, Martha! ;)

[madasacutsnake]

It's 35C here today and I collected a postcard with a snowy canadian scene on it.

Thanks Zaf!

[Zaftig]

YEA! You got it!

I wish it was warmer here! Maybe not that warm but beggers can't be choosers. I shouldn't complain though, it's actually warm here for this time of year. -7C

[rmr]

i just got two postcards from two amazing monkey ladies.......thank you so much......you seriously both made my night......and i'm not even on monkey mail....how lucky am i????

[imdrsmooth]

I was finally able to check out all the monkey mail I received. Thank you all. :)

[Aphrodite]

I haven't been posting much in the last few days. You all know why.

I would like to thank
PFP
Frieda
and Aud
for their wonderful postcards that brightened a rather dark time.

I would love to Thank Daver for the most delicious bread that the girls and I used to make everything from French toast, to bread pudding. It was wonderful! ( toasted and with a side of hot chocolate it was the perfect comfort food.)

[Spicy Jack]

I intercepted a package at 0500 on the 26th of November. The contents of the package are top secret and are being well cared for until the turn around that will occur in no more than 1 week [in monkey time]. I would like to thank the sender and I request further instructions on how to process the package.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
until the turn around that will occur in no more than 1 week [in monkey time].

Yeah, be that way. :(

Oh -- you said "MONKEY TIME". Just a word of caution -- the postal rates go up in 2005. heh heh heh heh

[Smartypants]

http://www.pacedesign.com/miscpix-n-stuff/mmmap3.gif

[funkytuba]

recent postcards:

OcT:
Smoothie and SJ from Tenn
a halloween card from schpartical

NoV:
Deev's September Seattle Trip
PFP's florida trip

THANKY!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Smartypants
http://www.pacedesign.com/miscpix-n-stuff/mmmap3.gif

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[Smartypants]

:D

[Spicy Jack]

weizzenflexinflatzenfluxen has a new address. i updated it for y'all.

[Spicy Jack]

Zatfig -- your box is full

[Zaftig]

We're back in business. :)

[Zaftig]

PFP completely made my evening surprisingly by sending us a postcard gloating of the sunshine and pool she was next to with a scantily clad woman on the front that my husband couldn't stop staring at. No other time can I think of anything better to cheer me up! Thanks hon!

[daverbee]

Got postcards going out to all from Gatorland! They'll have to do as Christmas Cards! :)
I'll have to send weissen another one as I didn't know he had changed addy's.

[Simage]

the only reason I was staring is cuz I was shocked because she didn't have implants... I thought all women in Florida had implants. She must be the one scheduled for tommorrow....

[melissa]

Daver! Thanks for the card of the bear, it's so cute and cuddley in that scary, chomp you to pieces sort of way!!

[Avalon]

Attention Monkey Mailers!!
I have just finished addressing your Christmas cards. Be afraid, be very afraid......:p

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Simage
the only reason I was staring is cuz I was shocked because she didn't have implants... I thought all women in Florida had implants.
Only the ones who need impants. The ones who don't are donors.

[imdrsmooth]

For Daver:

http://www.ihavefeet.com/Monkeys/JillOrnament.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

^^^Thank you Daver! You are the sweetest :) My ornament is hanging from my little tree.

[daverbee]

Glad you like it!
Thank Robert for that one. He found it in a Cracker Barrel we stopped at on the way home from Melbourne. :)

[Spicy Jack]

For those who can't see through the blurriness...The ornament is a Cat "lovingly holding" a mouse on a hunk of cheese :D

It is adorable!!!

[red]

Thank you very much Daverbee! I love the the little critters. The witty stuff on the back flashed me back to my childhood. That's exactly why I'm only having one!

[daverbee]

Everybody who had a brother or sister can relate to that one! :D

[priceyfatprude]

At the post office today, I opened my box & got a whiff of...COFFEE!!!!! :) from Coffee. :D :D :D Thank you!

I also got a card from Daver, thank you my friend & yes, you may keep him. ;)

Also got a holiday update & funny pic from Joppa_booyah_yodeling_gal. :)

[Coffee]

Thanks Daver, for putting an aligator in my mailbox :D

And I got a wonderful view of the Freaky Pirate's Sailing Beer Schooner as well. ;) Thanks Frieda...its a beautiful card.

[bealeblues]

GET THIS SHIT--- I BOUGHT CHRISTMAS CARDS TODAY.

be afraid

[Audreyvgs]

Beale bought em
Av addressed em

I sent em!


be scareder than you know.

[Zaftig]

Thanks Daver! You must have a gator farm since your sharing your gator's all around. ;)


COFFEE!!! Our first Coffee postcard! WOOHOO! We even got art work on it!

:D :D

Today was a good mail day.

4 packages and 2 Christmas cards as well. We should let the mail build up for a week more often!

[daverbee]

In Florida there's an alligator living in every body of water. We have to check our bathtubs and toilets periodically.

[Spicy Jack]

I received a lovely alligator from Daver *chomp chomp*

and a neat christmas update from Joppa.gal

and that is all I can remember at the moment.

[Avalon]

I just stamped and mailed most of the monkey mail I had sitting here. Any international mail will go out tomorrow courtesy of hsb.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
I now return you to your regular thread.......

[sparticle]

Originally posted by daverbee
In Florida there's an alligator living in every body of water. We have to check our bathtubs and toilets periodically.

How 'bout the water coolers?

Oh, wait. They'd be enclosed in glass. Never mind -- what a silly question.

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by daverbee
In Florida there's an alligator living in every body of water. We have to check our bathtubs and toilets periodically. :eek:

[daverbee]

It's really a problem late at night when you're sleepy and don't bother turning on the light before you sit down...

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by daverbee
It's really a problem late at night when you're sleepy and don't bother turning on the light before you sit down... LOL.


Anyone who would like a priceyfatchristmas card (who has never received mail from me in the past, that is), should PM me their mailing address before Sunday night. :)

[lapietra]

Ooo! I forgot to say - I got a beer card from Frieda, and a really cooooool personalized birthday card from Auds! and other cards but I'm at work and I can't remember them right now... :( But I will when I get home. :D

[Audreyvgs]

Originally posted by daverbee
In Florida there's an alligator living in every body of water. We have to check our bathtubs and toilets periodically.


I had a frog in the toilet once, splashin around. I looked in there and he zipped back down the hole. Musta come in the vent pipe. Believe you me, we do check! Dont even want to think about something like that shootin the moon, so to speak.



:p

[Deviate]

to answer your PM question Auds, i haven't received any postcards in a very long time. not since Spicy and Imdr were in TN together.

[ally]

I've had lots of cards that I haven't said thank you for over the fast few months, I haven't had much time, but now I would like to say a HUGE BIG THANK YOU to all you lot who sent me cards!!
I was going to try & do xmas cards but things are looking pretty nasty financially right now, so it might have to be easter cards by the looks of things :(

[rapscalious rob]

A gater card from daver :D that thing looks MEAN!

- and a card from joppa :D

thanks!

gracias adios

[priceyfatprude]

I got a homemade postcard from Audrey, muahahahaha

And a homemade loaf of bread from daver. (Every other time I went to the post office, the window was closed!!! Today some lady went to the back & got it for me. :D )

[melissa]

Audrey! Thanks for the holiday card! I'm craving a pickle now!!

[Spicy Jack]

i am writing out x-mas cards and my lefthandedness has left horrible smudges everywhere...i apologize for the mess in advanced...these are actually a lot of fun!!!!!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I had a frog in the toilet once, splashin around. I looked in there and he zipped back down the hole. Musta come in the vent pipe. Believe you me, we do check! Dont even want to think about something like that shootin the moon, so to speak.



:p

hahaha! looky:

Crew Finds Caiman In Vacant Cleveland Home (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=387&ncid=387&e=9&u=/ibsys/20041212/lo_wews/2492645)

[daverbee]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
I got a homemade postcard from Audrey, muahahahaha

And a homemade loaf of bread from daver. (Every other time I went to the post office, the window was closed!!! Today some lady went to the back & got it for me. :D ) Hooray!
Momrbee asks about fudge every day. Think she's looking forward to it?
I'm also looking forward to choco chip cookies from Aphro and tamales from Spicy and Doc Smooth.
A-and, I got a Christmas Card from Aud!

[Audreyvgs]

and a GirthyNewYearrrrrrrrrrrr!

[daverbee]

:D:D:D:D
I drove the cats crazy last night singing o/' "Girthy Pickles!" o/'
Momrbee and the dogs, too! Vickie was at work, she'll have to wait and share the joy this weekend...
:D:D:D

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by daverbee
Hooray!
Momrbee asks about fudge every day. Think she's looking forward to it?
I'm also looking forward to choco chip cookies from Aphro and tamales from Spicy and Doc Smooth.
A-and, I got a Christmas Card from Aud! Tell Mom we are making it this weekend!!! :)

[Coffee]

I got a girthy Audrey Card... :D :D :D

I bought a stack of cool cards from Chabot Science center this weekend. I can't promise all, but some will get out soon. I think post cards are just below bulk ads for delivery this time of year, so they may be a little while.

[Spicy Jack]

Thanks Aud! Awesome once again!

Thanks Daver! Delicious! Your package will be off soon :)

[melissa]

Letters for Monkeys are in the mail today!!!

[red]

I got a girthy pickle! WOOOOO! Thanky Aud!
Thank you Avy! I love getting cards.
Get well soon!

[Spicy Jack]

It is so weird how long it takes for these postcards to make it to people. The same postcards sent at the same time can get their overnight across 9,000 miles or in 3 weeks just a state over. we should start clocking them in as an experiment.

...

eh, i'll finish my coffee

...

[daverbee]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Tell Mom we are making it this weekend!!! :) Will do!
I got Christmas cards from Avvy and Frieda!

Edited to acknowledge receipt of one Girthy Pickle now decorating our tree and a new Christmas Tradition in the Rbee household, Gingerbread Alligators! :D
Thanks, Aud, Nico, and Bink!

[Audreyvgs]

You can't have enough girthy.

[Smartypants]

Yay! In the 2-ft high pile of bills I came home to, I just discovered two bright spots. Thanks, Av and Aud! :D

[Audreyvgs]

OMG COFFEE...goosebumps!!!!!!!

IOU YOUKNOWWHAT ANIFYOUDONT KNOWWHAT, IT'LL BE ON THE BACK OF THE TAG ATTATCHED TO YOU DONT KNOW WHAT.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
It is so weird how long it takes for these postcards to make it to people. The same postcards sent at the same time can get their overnight across 9,000 miles or in 3 weeks just a state over. we should start clocking them in as an experiment. No, I agree!!!

My father & stepmother JUST GOT my FLA postcard LAST SATURDAY.

Monkey Christmas Cards going out today. :) Monkey late birthday gifts & various other things going out Monday night.

[priceyfatprude]

Thank you to the Monkeys who sent me presents & pics & cards. :D

[Audreyvgs]

Motherbee sent B a card with her cat on it! Now, thats a class act.

[seymore]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Audreyvgs]

http://www.probac.com/bad%20dog.jpg

[Smartypants]

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[Smartypants]

I JUST GOT THE MOST AMAZING PACKAGE FROM AUDREY!!!!

Look what was in it!! Not ONLY an anatomically correct G-Man, but THREE STYLISH AND VERY SMART PANTS of gingerbread!

http://www.pacedesign.com/miscpix-n-stuff/cookies.jpg
AUDREY YOU ARE INCREDIBLE!

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXO

[trisherina]

How in HELL did she do the holly ones?

[Smartypants]

(I think she's a sorceress!) :D

[red]

I received wishes for a confederate Christmas today.
thank you

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Monkey Christmas Cards going out today. :) Monkey late birthday gifts & various other things going out Monday night. Or not. :(

[imdrsmooth]

I am sending out Kwanza best wishes tomorrow!

[Magpie]

I too have been blessed by the arrival of my very seriously endowed gingerbread man... who apparently has a penchant for exhibitionism :eek: He's a WILD ONE that G-Bread Man I tell ya!

I will have a hard time eating this one ;)

I plan on holding my new shiny, girthy pickle gently but firmly between my hands and asking the God's of Girthy for a REAL man just like this for Christmas :)

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/christmas/audpickle.jpg

[trisherina]

:eek: I think he's circumcised!

[Audreyvgs]

naw, he's uncut...I couldnt find my exacto knife. ahhahahahaha

[Spicy Jack]

wow... i am overwhelmed by the kindness and holiday wishes that are filling my mailbox (and porch). It is incredible. All I ever expected were a few postcards here and there whenever anyone was blessed with a vacation - but wow, it has turned out to be so much more than that, and it is amazing.

Thank you Aud for the especially Girthy wishes. My little 1 ft tree is bearing a lot of love :)

[daverbee]

Got Christmas Wishes from Melissa and Confederate Christmas Wishes from beale!
Thanks to you both!

[Audreyvgs]

im laughin visualizing spicy's tree...

http://www.audreyheffner.net/spicy.jpg

[sparticle]

I got some cards out and some not. As usual, I am hella disorganized and feeling the strain this time of year. If you didn't get something from me it is not that I don't care, it's that I couldn't find the other book of stamps. Word.

[Avalon]

pfft..Spart..my husband works for the postal system and across the street from the main post office. Where do I get my stamps?
The grocery store.:rolleyes:

[melissa]

I got holiday wishes from Beale and Red!!

Thanks, guys!!!

[red]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
im laughin visualizing spicy's tree...

http://www.audreyheffner.net/spicy.jpg

now THAT'S girthy!

[red]

Belated thank you to Avalon. I loved the card. I just forgot my manners.
:D

[imdrsmooth]

Thank you for the pickle Aud. Spicy's tree has two of the girthy masses pulling it down to the floor.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
Thank you for the pickle Aud. Spicy's tree has two of the girthy masses pulling it down to the floor.

and pickles too :p

[imdrsmooth]

I should stop standing over your tree naked... wait...

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
I should stop standing over your tree naked... wait...
I am talking about my pant melons of course.

[priceyfatprude]

Smooth Melons. :(


Thank you to the Monkey who did not sign their Christmas card to me. It was a monkey on a tree?

And thank you to the other Monkey for the gift. :)

[melissa]

Did it come from Portland? Did I forget to do that? I had to get your address while at work and I might have been distracted. I was thinking of you, though!!

[priceyfatprude]

Ohhhhhhh, Milwaukee is spelled wrong on the postmark!!!!!! Milwaukie!?!?!?!?! Dude, you live closer to me than I thought!!!!

[melissa]

I work in Milwaukie, which is a suburb of Portland. I don't know why they spell it that way.


I'm sorry I forgot to sign your card. I was in a hurry and trying to be discrete!

[priceyfatprude]

It's ok, as long as the mystery is solved. :)

[melissa]

Thanks for your understanding, PFP!!!

[Avalon]

I also got a card from Melissa today! Thanks hon!

[rapscalious rob]

The holiday card from Avalon was really nice.

Today I got confederate holiday wishes from Beale and a girthy pickle ornament :eek: :D and girthy pickle gingerbread by Aud, which was yummy.

[zenbabe]

Daver!!

I got the bread!!

I made garlic cheese toast with it, it was DA BOMB!

I am putting yours in the mail tomorrow, sorry about the lag time, but thing have been crazy lately!

[Avalon]

I got a HUGE box from Aud full of wonderful baked goods!! MUAH!!!!! Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!

[Smartypants]

How old IS Miss Brazil?? Her hair down there's turned white!

[Avalon]

That is FROST on her nether region..we are having a winter storm ya know :rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAAHA!
:p

[lapietra]

I got a girthy pickle. :D no cookies but damned if I need more cookies in my life :p

I also got some wonderful Christmas cards from Freeds and Aud and Beales and Spicy (*muah* darling, my life is blessed yes! :D) and I am apologizing because I SUCK at mailing things out so I will be sending e-cards. :( please forgive me. *hopeful face*

[Coffee]

I got back from a ski trip and found mail.

I almost credited PfP for a Melissa card "milwaukie" heh...thanks Melissa :)

AUD!!!! Love the pickle!!! And a beautiful Santa Cookie. Thanks.
and
A Confedate card from Beale - YEEEE HAAAA!!! :D

[melissa]

Sh!t!! Coffee! Did I forget to sign my name on your card too? I'm so sorry.


Yeah. That's the one from me. merry christmas.:o

[Deviate]

thanks to all of you who have sent cards (i've just retrieved several from mail that's been received and then stashed around the house). i'll hopefully be sending out a few in the next few weeks. hopefully.

[melissa]

Spicy!
Gatsby!
Dr Smooth!

Thanks for the mail yesterday!!! It was amazing, 3 pieces of personal mail and no bills or other junk! I don't think that has ever happened before!!!

[daverbee]

I have more cards to thank folks for than I could ever put in one post. I'll just have to thank all of you who sent cards.
Got some wonderful tamales from SJ which Vickie and I had for lunch Christmas Day as the turkey was busy trying to burn up my oven.
I'm still waiting on chocolate chip cookies from Ontario and fudge from 'Sconsin! :D
(Not to mention hot sauce from San Diego which should be here in time to celebrate New Years!)

[ally]

cheers red, happy ney year to you too my dear, I'm betting it's going to be one of the most exciting ones yet for you!

[red]

Exciting and sleepless. I have no way to know unitl it happens.
I came back from San Antonio to find a huge package of little boy clothes and a girthy pickle from Aud! Thank you very, very much, you are amazing!
I got a cool card from Gatsby Girl and a CD from Smarty. I haven't listen to it yet, but I wil soon!
I hope you all had happy holidays. I am off from work this week and very happy about that. My feet have swelled up! They are normally bony, but now they look like Minnie Mouse's feet, ugh! They remind me of little sausages. :p

[Coffee]

Got a holiday card from miss Spicy. Thankee kindly Miss.

I regret that I can never get it together to send holiday cards out. Apologies to everyone :o

But happy holidays to everyone anyhow.

[madasacutsnake]

I got a pickle card from Aud.

And.

A card from Daverbee (with some input from PFP I believe). It says "feeding the cat at PMS time" and shows a cat jammed upside down into a tin of cat food.

Whatever made the two of you think I get PMS?

[Smartypants]

Looneyasaslicedsalami, are you on the list? If you want something from me, you have to send your mailing address.

[madasacutsnake]

OK Sassyslacks. You got mail.

[Willow Sylph]

Looneyasaslicedsalami, are you on the list? If you want something from me, you have to send your mailing address.No doubt, Happyasafluffyhamster. Do you wanna be on the list?

[Zaftig]

My gosh people! You are the best!!!! I went to the post office and found a box full of monkey mail!

Thanks for the GIRTHY pickle card Miss Aud! I was chuckling quite loudly in the post office! ;)

Spicy, I LOVE the SPARKLY card!

Melissa, you give me the warm fuzzies all the time!

Oh Smooth, thanks for your creativity and zaniness!

Mr. Beale, that's a classy card for a confederate boy like you! :p

Hilarious post card Red!!!

You guys are so wonderful!!!

Thank you!!

[Smartypants]

And I got your card today, Spicy, with the sweet, sweet note. Aw, gee shucks!!

[Deviate]

diggin the disk, SP. thanks.

[Large Marge]

Thanks for the card, Gatsby!

Loved the quote. :p

[melissa]

I have a new favorite mixed cd thanks to mr. smarty pants!! I love manu chao! This is wonderful!!! :)

[Smartypants]

diggin the disk, SP. thanks.
I have a new favorite mixed cd thanks to mr. smarty pants!! I love manu chao! This is wonderful!!! :)

Cool! I'm so glad you like them! :D It's just a random sampling of the stuff I've been listening to lately.

I got to see Paris Combo live when I was in Paris a couple weeks ago. They are just too great. Their style is all over the board, so it was hard to choose a sampling from their five albums.

And Manu Chao's been a fave for years now. That isn't my favorite of everything he's done, but it seemed necessary as an intro to a Monkey Mix, don't you think? :D

(FYI, that third and fourth track are from two different sources. The first part is from a Library of Congress Field Recordings album by Alan Lomax, who went around the country recording folk music as a sort of living history; the second is a remix of the same song done for the soundtrack of The General's Daughter, a shit movie with a phenomenal soundtrack. I think the remix is brilliant -- there are a number of them on the soundtrack disc.)

[Frieda]

would you mind posting the track listing for that cd smarty?

also, thanks red and egg for the postcards :)

[Smartypants]

I have to go to a different computer to do so, but I'll do it later, sure.

Frieda, are you on the list? I didn't see your name, or I would have sent a copy to you.

[Coffee]

TY TY TY TY Smarty for the music CD.

That is some kick ass cleaning music.

#14 got me a bit hot though...even though I don't speak French. The singer is very...expressive. ;)

[Smartypants]

hehehe yup. I believe that's called "The Universal Language." ;)

Frieda, here's the list (http://www.pacedesign.com/miscpix-n-stuff/monkeymixinsert.pdf).

[funkytuba]

Receipts, in order of how they're piled up here next to the computer:

Smarty's cd
Aud's ornament and postcard(s)
Gatsby's card
Red's card
Beale's money-shaped card that had no money in it
DaverBee's cgator card
Drsmooth's ecumenical card
Sparticle's nifty popup ornament thingie
Spicy's also-money-shaped card with no money

We might have gotten some more that Mrs hung up before I could see 'em.

This has been a crazy and sometimes trying year for the FunkyFamily--your cards are something fun to look forward to.

Thank you one and all, and Happy New (Gregorian and Julian) Year.

[ally]

Thank you Gatsby, man you've got lovely handwriting!

Wooooo, a monkey CD, arghh, my PC is in for repair & I don't have a CD player, so I can't even listen to the flippin thing, doh, oh well, I looked at the playlist, wooo I loooove Manu Chao, can't wait to hear the whole CD... Thank you Smarty, what a love!

[Large Marge]

Smarty!

I LOVE this CD! You're the bomb!!

Thanks so much... I'm listening to it right now, actually.

Edited to add: You know, it reminds me a little of Sympathique's Pink Martini. Ever heard it?

[Smartypants]

I know Pink Martini, but I don't have it.

I'm glad everyone liles the music! :D

[Large Marge]

I know Pink Martini, but I don't have it.

I'm glad everyone liles the music! :D


I LOLE it!! ;)

Thanks

[Frieda]

I have to go to a different computer to do so, but I'll do it later, sure.

Frieda, are you on the list? I didn't see your name, or I would have sent a copy to you.
no i'm not on the list, i'm a bit paranoid with giving out my name & address..

thanks for the cover, cool :)

[Aphrodite]

Today the post office was open. I was able to get all my mail.

Jackpot!
I received a beautiful card from Our Bealey Boy....Tell me where have you been Bealey Boy Bealey Boy, Tell me where have you been Charming Bealey.

I opened a great card from Smoothie and the Fairly Odd Parents.

Avalon sent me a sparkling snowman. I miss her too. AVY WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU????

And Aud, wonderful Aud sent me a package. Surprise!!!! Thanks. It had a lovely girthy pickle, some fudge, and a gator cookie. I was so excited to get a package, let alone a goodie bag!

Thank You all!

[priceyfatprude]

I received a BOATLOAD of Monkey Mail today. I will post my thanks you's after I open it all. *smooch*

[daverbee]

Finally got Smarty's CD!
Monkey Mail Music Mix! Woo-hoo!
Thanks!

[Gatsby]

I just returned from the break to find a card from Spicy and a MONKEY CD awaiting me!!!!!!!

[Spicy Jack]

Check your link to the MM list for updates (hit reload to make sure it is the most recent).

For those of you that have lost the link for the ten billionth time, I shake my fist at you. PM me. ;)

[Willow Sylph]

Check your link to the MM list for updates (hit reload to make sure it is the most recent).

For those of you that have lost the link for the ten billionth time, I shake my fist at you. PM me. ;)Whuuuu?! :o

[imdrsmooth]

Thank you all for the cards and thanks for the CD Smarty :)

[Aphrodite]

Smarty I am listening to the coolest cd ever!!!
thank you so much. Wicked wicked! I love this. It is so far removed from anything I ever get to hear. I am thoroughly enjoying it!

Red. Your card came today too. I laughed out loud. It is great.

Spicy I found your card in the box too. Thank you for the pretty card and the nice message inside. It put me in a positive mood. Thanks for the kind thoughts.
:D

[chuckie egg]

Smarty, never thought you'd send ME a cd!!! Thankyou so much! You've made my week!!!

mwa!

[rapscalious rob]

monkey mail rocks my socks

[madasacutsnake]

I have a tres cool CD!

Unexpected - thanks Brainy Britches!

[Smartypants]

Does it play down there? Or do you have to spin it in the other direction? ;)

[madasacutsnake]

I'm listening to it backwards. Hidden messages and all that, you know.

[daverbee]

Curse you, Smartypants!
I've got "Ford Mustang" stuck in my head and I can't get rid of it! :mad: :eek: :confused:

[chuckie egg]

I've had "God's Child" in my head for the last two days!


Hey he he hey

Ho ho ho ho

[Gatsby]

I drive a Ford

Must....
Tang....

[Large Marge]

I drive a Ford

Must....
Tang....

Fluid MAKE UP (?)

I find that whole CD very addicting. I left it at work over the weekend, and was seriously bummed (not bummed enough to go back to work to GET it, mind you, but bummed).

[daverbee]

I drive a Ford

Must....
Tang....
I got rid of it, now I have Los Fabulosos Cadillacs stuck in my head...*sob*

[Smartypants]

:D

[red]

how about that number 14? I swear, EVERYTIME it's on my boss walks into my office and not on the tame parts. It's ALWAYS on the orgasmy parts. :rolleyes:

[Large Marge]

how about that number 14? I swear, EVERYTIME it's on my boss walks into my office and not on the tame parts. It's ALWAYS on the orgasmy parts. :rolleyes:

I've been without sex too long to even listen to that song. I skip through it.

Edited to add: Do you think they recorded that at home???

[red]

I can't imagine how long it probably took to get through taping it. I would crack up.

[Smartypants]

LOL!! This is from a description on Amazon.com of one of Serge Gainsbourg's albums:
The definitive compilation for the dirty old man of French popular music. A legend in Europe but only a cult figure in America, where his lone hit 'Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus' (included here) stalled on the pop charts fittingly enough at number 69.
We are such PRUDES here! Can you imagine that on American radio, let alone on the Billboard 100?? :p

Here's info on Jane Birkin (http://www.janebirkin.net/), our fave moaner. She died last June at 88.

[priceyfatprude]

We are such PRUDES here!*ears perk up*

[Gatsby]

Smarty, have you ever listened to the soundtrack to "A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries"? That was the first exposure I had to French music. I've loved it ever since.

[Smartypants]

Smarty, have you ever listened to the soundtrack to "A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries"? That was the first exposure I had to French music. I've loved it ever since.
I never even heard of it. What was it? Was it good? Should I hunt down a copy?

[Gatsby]

It's good, a bit random, but a nice mix, much like your Monkey CD.

Amazon Track Samples (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000AGE9/qid=1105673502/sr=8-3/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i3_xgl15/104-4935250-2090341?v=glance&s=music&n=507846)

[Smartypants]

It's good, a bit random, but a nice mix, much like your Monkey CD.

Amazon Track Samples (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000AGE9/qid=1105673502/sr=8-3/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i3_xgl15/104-4935250-2090341?v=glance&s=music&n=507846)

Hey! It's got a cut from Jane Birkin. Can't be bad! And Canned Heat. I loved them in the 7th grade. Although I liked "American Woman" better than "Goin' Up the Country." :D

That soundtrack looks great. (The movie doesn't look too appealing from the poster, though, does it?)

[Gatsby]

To tell ya the truth, I've never seen the movie. But I remember it being something of a low-key art flick with a small but strong fan base.

And I've always preferred "Goin' Up The Country." :p

[Large Marge]

LOL!! This is from a description on Amazon.com of one of Serge Gainsbourg's albums:

We are such PRUDES here! Can you imagine that on American radio, let alone on the Billboard 100?? :p

Here's info on Jane Birkin (http://www.janebirkin.net/), our fave moaner. She died last June at 88.


OMG! That song was recorded in 1967! No wonder it was banned. I thought it was more recent.

[Smartypants]

OMG! That song was recorded in 1967! No wonder it was banned. I thought it was more recent.
Hey, it would be banned today, too. Can you imagine the uproar from the Christian Selfrighteous? (This is afterall the era of the U.S. Attorney General ordering that the breats be covered on the statue of Justice.)

[Large Marge]

Hey, it would be banned today, too. Can you imagine the uproar from the Christian Selfrighteous? (This is afterall the era of the U.S. Attorney General ordering that the breats be covered on the statue of Justice.)

I think it's more likely to be banned now because it's French than because it's sexual. I mean, look at the lyrics the FCC allows now.

Do you have the English lyrics to that song? I'm curious.

[Smartypants]

I think it's more likely to be banned now because it's French than because it's sexual.
HAHAHAHA!!! :D
Do you have the English lyrics to that song? I'm curious.
I thought it was the universal language of love, but just a little more nasal.

"anh aaaanh aanh!" instead of "ah aaaaah aah!"

But seriously, the exact meaning of some of it all seems to be in dispute on the Web. (One person says 'moi non plus" means "me either," the following says "nor do I." Neither of those make much sense. I would have thought it meant "not more than me." It's obviously an idiom beyond my meager croissant-ordering French. Perhaps a Monkey Francais can help. Ally?

Here are the lyrics someone else posted. (There's another somewhere from a cover of the song by Nick Cave and Anita somebody.")

Nor do I
Oh my love
Like the wave
Irresolute
I go I go and I come
Inside you my love I go and I come
Inside you my love
And then I hold on
I love you I love you
Oh Yes I love you
Nor do I
You are the wave
And I the naked island
You go you go and you come you go and you come inside me my love and then we are one

I love you I love you
Oh yes I love you
Nor do I
Oh my love
Like the wave irresolute
I go i go and I come
Inside you my love I go and I come
Inside you my love
And then I hold on

(orgasms)

I love I love you my love
Inside me my love
I love you my love
Deep inside me my love
And then we are one

I love you
I love you
Oh yes I love
Nor do I
Oh my love
Physical love is a dead end
I go I go and I come
Inside you my love
I go and I come
And I hold on

Now...come

(orgasms again)

[Smartypants]

And for all of you wondering what we're talking about, I found a version here (http://chanov.ru/mp3/Serge_Gainsbourg/gainsbourg.mp3) that you can play.

TURN IT DOWN IF YOU'RE AT WORK!!!!!

This one is Serge with Brigitte Bardot, who I must say sounds downrigth frigid compared to the eager Jane Birkin.

;)

[chuckie egg]

My hearts-a-thumping just reading those lyrics!! *whew*

[Large Marge]

And for all of you wondering what we're talking about, I found a version here (http://chanov.ru/mp3/Serge_Gainsbourg/gainsbourg.mp3) that you can play.

TURN IT DOWN IF YOU'RE AT WORK!!!!!

This one is Serge with Brigitte Bardot, who I must say sounds downrigth frigid compared to the eager Jane Birkin.

;)


Thanks for the BUY BLUE link. I'm all over it.

:)

[daverbee]

And for all of you wondering what we're talking about, I found a version here (http://chanov.ru/mp3/Serge_Gainsbourg/gainsbourg.mp3) that you can play.

TURN IT DOWN IF YOU'RE AT WORK!!!!!

This one is Serge with Brigitte Bardot, who I must say sounds downrigth frigid compared to the eager Jane Birkin.

;):D:D:D
Frigid Brigitte!
Wonder if she ever got called that in school? Probably not...

[red]

I like Jane's version better

[melissa]

Coffee, thanks for the postcard! I was just thinking about sending out a bunch but you beat me to it. :)

[daverbee]

Yeah, it is just about time for another round of postcard sending, isn't it?

[red]

Monkey mail from me will be coming soon…as soon as I buy stamps. :rolleyes:

[Coffee]

Whoo hooo...stickers from the Netherlands...one with a sail boat even!!!

Frieda...YOU ROCK MY BOAT!!! :D :D :D

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/quirkyworks_sock_monkey.gif does Fed Ex consider monkey poop as verboen bodily fluids (but it's p[etried then, isn't it?) Inquiring minds wants to know. .. .

Spicy - check you PM. I'm in like In Like Flint (http://www.jamesbondposterpage.com/flint.jpg) . and boy oh boy. . . . my psychiatrist diagnosed me with an unnutural obsession of obscure postcards. He doesn't cvonsider that symptom troublesome, it's my compulsive nature to send them to friends and foe alike who have no idea why they received them :confused: But you cheeky monkeys are a smart lot (mmust be all that potatassium) Oh boy, are you monkeys in for it now.

[zenbabe]

I got a postcard from daver!

[daverbee]

Everybody on the monmkey mail list can expect something soon...

Nimble, if you want in, PM me your addy and I'll send along mine...

[NimbleMarmoset]

your BOX is way full.. . Give me a heads up. . .. then i'll PM you.

[daverbee]

Box emptied of all superfluous messages and awaiting your reply!

[Deviate]

okay - i suck at posting. that is determined. HOWEVER, with my traveling craziness i would love to be able to send a few postcards again.

heya SJ, doll, would you mind fwding me the list again? i always forget.

oh, and if you're new and i don't know who you are i might not be sending you a card unless i get a chance to meet you (online) first. of course, me not being around much anymore might hinder that. send me a message or something. nothing personal, i just get writer's block even with people i DO know.

anyhoo, peace all!

[madasacutsnake]

Thanks for bumping Dev and reminding me that I got a card from Daverbee who seems to have some sort of issue with Paypal.

TY for the laugh and card Daver!

[daverbee]

Yer welcome and expect another shortly!

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/Dog_in_mailbox.gif

[daverbee]

They's on the way to both o' yuz! :)

[Spicy Jack]

hello?...I thought I heard someone calling my name?!? ... anywho...

Send me any changes on addys so I can make the list up-to-date and beautiful; then I can resend it to everyone...sound good?

Monkey Mail to the rescue, and stuff.

[daverbee]

Our Queen of Dance is back!
Spiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

[Brynn]

Monkey Mail! Monkey Mail! I want Monkey Mail now!

[venusupnorth]

I've never heard it called monkey mail before, where does that come from? My friends and I call it "Snail Mail"

[Coffee]

Board/Bored members have traditionally refered to themselves as ZeMonkeys.
Apparently that hasn't been used in some time. There was a bit of a board/bored blow up some short time ago...the population has shifted personalities somewhat, and some "shortcut" lingo is not as used as it used to be...and new lingo has tended to crop up as one would expect amoung a new/changing population...as languages in general tend to do.

For a complete list of former board lingo...refer to several hundred thousand former posts over several years...good luck. :p :p :p :)

[daverbee]

Brynn, Venus, PM your addresses to Spicy Jack and she'll put you on the Monkey Mail mailing list. Only requirement is you respond to any postcard you receive with another.
PM me your addresses and I'll send some cards off by the weekend!...and get your addys to Spicy if you'd prefer that. I'll PM you my addy in return.

[daverbee]

Brynn has both a postcard and a notecard on the way!
Nimble's should be reaching the Left Coast soon.

[venusupnorth]

Brynn has both a postcard and a notecard on the way!
Nimble's should be reaching the Left Coast soon.
Thanks for the address, I just went through my post card collection and found a cool Icelandic one for you. You promise to send me a postcard with a Key Lime Pie on it?:o

[daverbee]

I will see what I can do! That may entail a trip down to St. Augustine, although there's no problem with that!
I'll let you know when it gets here.
Alsoooooooo...
I had two cards in the mail when I got home yesterday, both from the Nimble One!
I agree, that is an interesting looking individual.
How did he/she/it/they get their left leg swollen like that? :D

Thanks for the address, I just went through my post card collection and found a cool Icelandic one for you. You promise to send me a postcard with a Key Lime Pie on it?:o

[Coffee]

Thank you for the PC Daver.

Great image, found a copy online:
http://www.dlncoalition.org/images/chiefredcloud.jpg
...caption should read:
"Homeland defense, fighting terrorism since 1492" :( :( :(

[Smartypants]

Dave, your card arrived yesterday, and it's a HOOT! :D :D

I especially love the back where it states The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Company's motto as "Greeting cards for the spiritually challenged." LOL!! Perfect. Thanks!!

[NimbleMarmoset]

I had two cards in the mail when I got home yesterday, both from the Nimble One!
I agree, that is an interesting looking individual.
How did he/she/it/they get their left leg swollen like that? :D

:eek:
ummmm. . . . fashion fairies? (http://www.leighboweryfilm.com/pictures.htm)

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/Dog_in_mailbox.gif received from the Daverbee on Saturday. Thank you!! Refreshing to receive something other than bills!!!

[daverbee]

:eek:
ummmm. . . . fashion fairies? (http://www.leighboweryfilm.com/pictures.htm)

That's a relief! I thought maybe insect bite or food allergy...:D
Glad you liked the cards. One reason we started this was to give ourselves something besides bills and junk mail to get.

******************

Edited to post yer welcomes to Smarty and Coffee...reciprocation is expected! :p

[joppa.gal]

I just got Monkey Mail from Daverbee!

I feel missed!

[red]

Thank you sweet Daver! I've received two cards from you now.
gues I better get scribbling.

[daverbee]

I just got Monkey Mail from Daverbee!

I feel missed!


You have been missed! Glad to know you're still with us! Where ya been?

[Brynn]

Thank you Davers for the beautiful Dale Chihuly card - good intuition there! I'm a fan as well.
I also greatly enjoyed the postcard from Biltmore Estate House/Gardens/Winery of their Italian garden.
"Three symmetrical pools and classical statuary mark the Italian Garden's formal design, enclosed by a hemlock hedge on one side and a stone wall on the other.
While created as an outdoor "room," George Vanderbilt and his family also used this garden for tennis and croquet."

Look for yours - going out today...

[daverbee]

Thanky!
Glad you enjoyed 'em!

[priceyfatprude]

I received a Daverbee card w/a hot guy on it. :D Grazie!

[daverbee]

Prego, Signora!

http://www.antibes.co.uk/squares/organ.grinder.jpg

*********

Oddly enough, that organ grinder bears a remarkable resemblance to me, as Pricey can attest to...

[priceyfatprude]

LOL, it sort of does! (not wanting to gigglesnort, but doing it anyway)

This leaves only one question. Can I touch your monkey?

[Zaftig]

:eek:
This leaves only one question. Can I touch your monkey?

Nothing like hijacking on the end of a conversation and seeing the first post on the page being the above statement to make you wonder what was being previously discussed. Now, I shall back read.

[daverbee]

Don't bother, nothing of any interest to see here...move along now...

[daverbee]

I got a card from Portland...Japan...???...!!!
:D
Thanky!

[Brynn]

You're welcome!

[venusupnorth]

I just got home from work and I got 2 cards in my mail, portrait of Goyahkla the Apache Chief and beautiful glass art by Dave Chihuly :)
Thanks for brightening up my day Daverbee. Your card is written already but I haven't had time to go to the post office. I must mail it out this week ;)

[daverbee]

Yay!
Glad it got to you!
I look forward to your return postcard!:)

[beckstra]

There's 100 pages to this thing and I'm just now discovering this?

I am ashamed of myself.

I collect postcards. Unused postcards. My collection is nearing a thousand. I've been at it for 3 years now and even have postcards from *gasp* Checkoslovakia. So, if anyone wants to send me some lovely unused postcards, that'd rock...:D

[daverbee]

PM me your addy.
I'll expect a postcard in return so choose from your stash wisely...

[venusupnorth]

Daverbee I just got another card from you :p Beautiful fall colors in North Carolina. Weird my son's father just moved there? They have fall in the South? For some reason I thought that most of the South was like Florida, hot all year no real seasons? Inform me I live on a glacier up in the north Atlantic!
I wrote you a second card last night, all I have to do is get these in a mail box today :)

[Brynn]

There's 100 pages to this thing and I'm just now discovering this?

I am ashamed of myself.

I collect postcards. Unused postcards. My collection is nearing a thousand. I've been at it for 3 years now and even have postcards from *gasp* Checkoslovakia. So, if anyone wants to send me some lovely unused postcards, that'd rock...http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Pm me with your address and I'll send you an unused one from Japan. I've only got Daverbee's address, so unless anybody else wants one, he's getting the four I just bought this weekend:p

[daverbee]

Daverbee I just got another card from you :p Beautiful fall colors in North Carolina. Weird my son's father just moved there? They have fall in the South? For some reason I thought that most of the South was like Florida, hot all year no real seasons? Inform me I live on a glacier up in the north Atlantic!
I wrote you a second card last night, all I have to do is get these in a mail box today :)

Actually, we get fall colors all the way down to North Florida where I live. NC has been known to get up to 12 inches of snow in the mountains!
Save money, come and visit us!

[venusupnorth]

Actually, we get fall colors all the way down to North Florida where I live. NC has been known to get up to 12 inches of snow in the mountains!
Save money, come and visit us!

It's very tempting. :( My friend lives in Tampa Bay and has been trying to get me to come visit for a while. I love going to Key West, the drive through all the Keys and all the strange trailers by the roads. I'm a bit broke at the moment but who knows maybe next year some time :rolleyes:

[daverbee]

We'll take you up to North Carolina and the Great Smoky Mountains!

[priceyfatprude]

I think the next round will go out sometime this coming weekend. However, if you've been on the list for 2 years & I've never received a card from you, you won't be getting one. Budgetary reasons, as well as WTF? reasons. :)

If you are new & not yet on the list PM me before Friday if you want to exchange cards.