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zenbabe
12-16-2002, 08:16 PM
Did we ever figure out if dev was a girl or a boy?
Frieda
12-16-2002, 08:17 PM
no. i'm starting to think dev's a girl.
zenbabe
12-16-2002, 08:18 PM
I still think dev is a boy...I don't know why though....
Deviate
12-16-2002, 08:29 PM
it's the kitten avatar, isn't it, Frieda?
and Zen, perhaps it's the blatent reference to kittenicide?
-st.
AllegroNg
12-16-2002, 08:34 PM
He's a girl. No doubt.
Butt.. :sniff: her avatar makes me very sad..
Frieda
12-16-2002, 08:34 PM
well, actually, it was the talk-to-the-hand-avatar..
Deviate
12-16-2002, 08:36 PM
gotcha, it was kinda queeny. s'why i axed it.
-st.
Frieda
12-16-2002, 08:39 PM
so you're a boy then?
Deviate
12-16-2002, 08:40 PM
oh, now i didn't say that... ;)
-st.
zenbabe
12-16-2002, 08:48 PM
but I didnt see any girls on your website dev...
RuneT
12-16-2002, 08:54 PM
Well, I am thinking "girl" as well.
I don't wear anything :-) -I'moff to bed :p
Devi's a woman. Why does no one know this?
Deviate
12-16-2002, 09:04 PM
which website?
ooh, post #666... i can't post anything ever again!
-st.
dinzdale
12-16-2002, 09:07 PM
Oh God I'm stupid.........DV8's a woman, because only a jealous woman would heartlessly throw out the beautiful crackwhore on Xmas Eve..........F**king Jealousy! Why didnt I think of it.????
Actually I think he's a geezer....., but the above does prove he's a jealous old hag.
How can we tempt Devi to post again?
Deviate
12-16-2002, 09:14 PM
fine, Red, ruin my wonderful number. you know, the only reason i've been posting all these months it to reach #666 and now it's gone, slipped into the night like so many lost dreams...
p.s. Dinz, it's bad enough you think i'm a jealous woman, but a geezer? damn, that hurts.
and Rune, you were deadset male for a long time, what made you crack?
;)
dinzdale
12-16-2002, 09:20 PM
Deev, it was just a term, I think the American term has a different conotation. Geezer = bloke = guy = you my old son.
But you were jealous of her nooner, even a sloppy one with a couple of Techies..admit it...
I could see Devi being jealous of a nooner.
I'm jealous of nooners of course I can have it when ever I want it now!
female
12-16-2002, 11:43 PM
uuhhh, just because i want to:
im wearing a random tshirt from wisconsin or something, black dress pants and a studded belt around my hips.
*bats eyelashes*
someone hollers: hey female, what's wrong with your eyes?
DAMMIT.
zenbabe
12-17-2002, 01:56 AM
Rune and Dev are both chicks?!?!?!?!??!??!
*questions sexuality*
I DEMAND WEBCAMS!!!
amanda
12-17-2002, 05:01 AM
Hey, how did YOU know what I was wearin'?
amanda
12-17-2002, 05:08 AM
It must have fell on the floor from me dancing my jiggy.
I guess you couldn't see the red nose then...
good thing too.
Cause there was nothin' else in between.
amanda
12-17-2002, 05:11 AM
yeah, me too. that's why I don't look in the mirror ;)
night nyc.
bealeblues
12-17-2002, 09:43 AM
well, that's a whole different thread topic
RuneT
12-17-2002, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by Deviate
and Rune, you were deadset male for a long time, what made you crack?
;) [/B]
(Stereotyping hypothesis)
You asked, OK, here goes. I am a man. Men like dinz, dickiec, mon, ze, bealblues … and me are jerks. This is due to a genetic gift that only men have. We jerk around. We don’t have an eye for DETAILS! We brag a lot, and try to picture the other sex naked all the time. We do not make a full inventory of the content in the fridge, unless somebody point a gun to our head. We do not enjoy buying xmas presents and we do not enjoy planning what to give others because it is a very complicated task, infested with emotional traps that us real men handle so badly (like a gorilla in a glass store). And yes, what sex people are matters to us. If you are a woman and we like you, we want to mate. If you are a man and a threat, we compete. If one took a male brain from the first Homo sapiens on earth and slotted it into a modern man, nobody would know the difference. We are driven by our instincts.
OK Deviate. You post a lot. You manage to answers most posts systematically (order). You are often nice and helpfull (attentive). You have a pretty good picture in your head about who we are (details), or who we pretend to be (prosessed details) :). You made an impressive and very sweet xmas gift list (more details) (voluntarily emotional trap). You gave me snow (It came today, thank you!) (you knew that snow was the one thing I wanted, details)
You inventory your fridge amazingly well (details). Based on this hypothesis, I accuse you of being a woman. :D
(/Stereotyping hypotheses)
Flame away!
-/me running for shelter :p
chuckie egg
12-17-2002, 10:08 AM
WOW!
Now thats what I call flirting! ;)
zenbabe
12-17-2002, 11:50 AM
HOLY MONKEY!
dinzdale
12-17-2002, 11:53 AM
Simply brilliant young Runy. Very testicularly said young viking lad.
How's the pillaging this year?
RuneT
12-17-2002, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by dinzdale
Simply brilliant young Runy. Very testicularly said young viking lad.
How's the pillaging this year?
lol, So you identify yourselves with my hypothesis? :)
The pillaging is going rather well, thank you. I have been raiding England for years, and the treasures keep stacking up.
Frieda
12-17-2002, 01:05 PM
okay. so dev's a girl and all the magic's gone..
pillage further, viking friend!
dinzdale
12-17-2002, 02:38 PM
Mind you, DV8 hasnt complained about bloating, cramping, water retention, broken lipstick, how crap she drives, how insensitive some guys are, my drinking too much, how farts are not funny, bad hair days, bikini line waxing, etc........(ad nauseam)........like most girlies do. So you never know.......
ps I didnt mean the intellignet, brilliant and funny ladies on the boards here.......
Good grief dinz, I don't recall any of us bitchin' 'bout any of that crap.
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahah!
got a match?
zenbabe
12-17-2002, 05:29 PM
Does this post make my butt look big??( I )
Deviate
12-17-2002, 05:33 PM
'a la Butthead'
huh- huh... she said butt...
like, uh, bring it on baby
-st.
No dahling! Der es no such thing as too big butt!
dinzdale
12-17-2002, 05:42 PM
Me too.......I'll take a large one please
AllegroNg
12-22-2002, 10:50 AM
Ian.. what are you wearing? I bet NYC's wearing that pesky robe..
Penguin pajamas! It's still early here...
zenbabe
12-22-2002, 04:15 PM
I am still wearing my snowflake pajammies
Madmack
12-23-2002, 10:26 AM
Jammies..? What are jammies..?
Ugh.. Off to finish Christmas shopping....
Deviate
12-23-2002, 01:53 PM
black oxfords, black suit pants, black t-shirt under a green sweater (look out, colour!) and no glasses as a result of an early morning workout, so there's nothing blocking my blues ;)
-st.
dinzdale
12-23-2002, 01:59 PM
What is this "workout" thing of which you speak?
....a maths problem perhaps........
Oh I get it, it's your right handed wrist curls.....no shame in that....
Deviate
12-23-2002, 02:04 PM
lol, dinz.
hey, a work out is a work out ;)
-st.
dinzdale
12-23-2002, 02:23 PM
No Pain - No Gain ....as they say.
It's not what you got it's how forcefully you make it do stuff, right?
What's going on in Deevland today?
Work, work, work here, making me a dull boy. Seems you guys had quite a weekend though. Havnt heard from Peg today, is she still suffering a hangover, or is she bossing you and BB around?
bealeblues
12-23-2002, 02:25 PM
i've been immune from commands today dinz, that is, so far....
Deviate
12-23-2002, 02:37 PM
nah, Peg's giving us the morning off.
as for me - i had a fvcking fabulous weekend. long list of events to follow:
party at office Friday (some of you were lucky enough to chat with me as my blood-alcohol level increased.) then i went to a grad party and off to the after grad party celebration. after a half day of psuedo-work and nine hours of drinking, i began to wear out. i was in bed by 3:00.
Saturday i tried to do the shopping thing. bought SHITELOADS of alcohol and tropical fruit for the "July in Christmas" Party.
went home to two young puppies in my yard who's owners (my neighbors) turned them to the cold street. after warming them up on the front porch, calling the Humane Society, and retrieving one more of the liter, an officer came by and collected the little fur balls and went to the perpetrator's house and took the remaining puppy and the mother into custody. damn, they were cute.
ANYWAY, had a party with a cornocopia of leis. wore my Hawaiian shirt and long johns, played drinking games and cheesy geriatric aloha music from the 1950's. drank a considerable amount of punch and pina coladas. ate fresh pineapple, coconut, kiwi, orange, lime, lemons, pomegranite, and banana. went to bed at 6:30. woo!
Sunday i chilled. i braved the white bread mall and quickly retreated. it is tougher than i.
that's my weekend. WOOBIE FVCKIN WOO! what'd everyone else do?
Madmack
12-23-2002, 03:42 PM
Moi...? A tease..?
Nah....
Madmack
12-23-2002, 08:41 PM
A beer..? No.
Many beer.. Yes.. I'm in the land of Stella and Jupiler..!!!
dinzdale
12-23-2002, 08:43 PM
I hope you didnt meet any Kronenburg 1664,
a woman who appears to be 16 from the back, but when they turn round have the face of someone 64..........
Madmack
12-23-2002, 08:51 PM
Ha..!
Yup... Know that one...
Madmack
12-23-2002, 08:55 PM
Not you and you know it..
Can someone explain the aversion to washing that some Belgians and French have..?
amanda
12-23-2002, 09:00 PM
When I get older, losing my head
many years from now,
will you still be sending me a valentine,
birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
If I've been out til quarter past three,
would you lock the door?
Will you still need me,
will you still need me,
when I'm sixty-four?
Madmack
12-23-2002, 09:02 PM
Peg.. Be nice..!
Deviate
12-23-2002, 09:06 PM
oh Amanda, i severely dig that song.
-st.
amanda
12-23-2002, 09:15 PM
Oh, come off it, mate- you of ALL people on the board should know how pointless that above statement is...
Alright- pointed references have been made to your current whereabouts- I'm guessing Belgium, near or in the french speaking side.
Which also means that you probably originally from East Canada same area as our lovely Nyc, considering she speaks better french than any american I know.
But considering the reference to unwashed beligian or french women, you aren't there (purely) for pleasure....
My question is- are you in the lace making business? Or in tech corporation looking for cheaper labor costs?
Madmack
12-23-2002, 09:20 PM
Ahh.. Yes.. Quite true.. but it never hurts to ask..!
I am in Brussels for the holidays.. My father lives here. I live in Ottawa, where Peg and I met 10 or so years ago...
The unwashed comment was referencing the lack of personal hygene in the pub I spent the last 5 hours in..!!
amanda
12-23-2002, 09:23 PM
Gads- family connection! I ALWAYS forget about that one. Probably because it's almost never the case.
how is it you've never heard of jammies?
Doileys right back at you, nyc. ;)
amanda
12-23-2002, 09:27 PM
hahaaahha!
I knew it. He looks like a doiley smuggler. Helping contribute to the mass addiction of many young, innocent amish and pennsylvania dutch...have you no shame?
Madmack
12-23-2002, 09:31 PM
Jammies..? Aren't they the things you wear to bed when you're 5..?
Doileys..?
amanda
12-23-2002, 09:36 PM
On the contrary, he'd make a great one.
Just pull that cute, innocent, blank look and say "Doileys?"
If it worked for Bond...
amanda
12-23-2002, 09:59 PM
'tis my pleasure. :)
zenbabe
12-23-2002, 10:44 PM
I heard they just had a big shipment of doilies come in from South America this morning.....
Deviate
12-24-2002, 11:37 AM
is it just me, or does anyone else go into high-flirting mode this time of year?
-st.
amanda
12-24-2002, 11:45 AM
I think this is the first and only time in my entire life that the words "high-flirting mode" and "doileys" have been used in conjunction within the same conversation.
Congratulations.
Deviate
12-24-2002, 12:15 PM
mmmm, doiley sex.
hot, smokin' doiley sex.
-st.
amanda
12-24-2002, 10:26 PM
mmmmm...snugglebunnies with doileys.....mmmmmmmmm
AllegroNg
12-29-2002, 02:53 AM
Dammit I hate relationships. Someone castrate me, please.
Deviate
12-30-2002, 11:13 AM
(sharpening knives)
you sure about this NG?
-st.
amanda
12-30-2002, 11:22 AM
: running from Dev:
: far, far away:
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