ban yourself

[rmr]

i'm bored with slobbing out

[Gatsby]

i'm banning myself for the rest of the weekend. hopefully when i get back you guys will be in better moods. because baby jesus is damn near hysterial.

:D
http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/mb/d_photos/priorities/crying%20baby_fasd.jpg

[trisherina]

http://www.nybsafety.com/SURGICAL%20FACE%20MASK-SFM%203P-T.jpg

[malarkey]

i might get banned

[zero]

so you've banned yourself in advance as a precaution?

[malarkey]

yeah cuz i probably will get banned anyway

[zero]

why so?

[malarkey]

cuz everybody HATES me

[zero]

i don't!

[malarkey]

apart from you.

[zero]

lot's of others don't as well

check back the threads - you'll see

[malarkey]

k

[rmr]

i like you malarkey -- you have every right to be here and i hope others will start to warm up to you -- if not zero and i will be your bff's.

[trisherina]

http://www.womanswill.org/img/fliesmain.jpg
http://www.contrainformacao.blogger.com.br/unmask.jpg

[zero]

trisherama quit your sitting around paxxively in here


http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/upload/050804nslop.jpg
slob out!

[Large Marge]

http://img132.exs.cx/img132/602/tsunamimom8qk.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[tsunamimom]

this would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic

[Large Marge]

http://img132.exs.cx/img132/602/tsunamimom8qk.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

I find it hilarious.

In fact, every time I look at it, I start laughing!

:D

[tsunamimom]

I find it hilarious.

In fact, every time I look at it, I start laughing!

:D

As I said, hugging yourself at your own cleverness...

[Large Marge]

As I said, hugging yourself at your own cleverness...

Yes, you are so clever and perceptive.

I guess that's why you're working the baggage counter at Delta.

[tsunamimom]

Yes, you are so clever and perceptive.

I guess that's why you're working the baggage counter at Delta.

Bwahahaha! You just don't have a clue, do you?

[Large Marge]

Do enlighten us.

I'm fascinated with stories about reservations and declaration forms.

*Marge moves to the edge of her seat*

[tsunamimom]

Carry on temping Marge - I'd be fascinated with the lives of others too if I didn't have one of my own. But I do.

[Large Marge]

Um, I didn't say I was fascinated by your life, just your stories about baggage and declaration forms.

PLEASE, won't you tell us one?

Or do you have some dishes or mending you have to do?

[craig johnston]

ahem, just to change the subject. i think zero should be
banned cos i don't understand half his posts. i know he
seems like a nice guy and all that, but he's so obtuse!
:confused:

[trisherina]

http://photos4.flickr.com/4729670_833a0a08c3_m.jpg
I don't think you mean he's obtuse (dull or lacking in quickness of intellect). I think you mean he's abstruse or recondite (difficult to understand).

He just does it to be paxxive aggrexxive, though. His teeth are bared at all times.

[craig johnston]

well, there ya go. i spend my entire life misusing a
word and a message about zero sets me right. i
take it all back, he's a miracle worker! i'm healed!
obscure is what i meant though, don't you think?

like this (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=7673&page=2)

[melissa]

That's just what he does.

[zero]

http://photos4.flickr.com/4729670_833a0a08c3_m.jpg
I don't think you mean he's obtuse (dull or lacking in quickness of intellect). I think you mean he's abstruse or recondite (difficult to understand).

He just does it to be paxxive aggrexxive, though. His teeth are bared at all times.

thanks for clearing that up trisherama - as a token of gratitude i'll do your feet


http://www.hcmc.org/medcenter/timelineimages/jail.jpg

[madasacutsnake]

That's just what he does.

He obscures himself.

[craig johnston]

ok, now i think i should be banned
for even suggesting it.
:mad:

[xfox]

http://home.nc.rr.com/kjorgensen/kjorgensen_files/Kathy
and why not?

[trisherina]

thanks for clearing that up trisherama - as a token of gratitude i'll do your feet


http://www.hcmc.org/medcenter/timelineimages/jail.jpg
Nice of you to look up my skirt while you're at it.

Entropy all around. (http://www.cbc.ca/story/science/national/2005/02/14/HIV-strain050214.html)

[zero]

Nice of you to look up my skirt while you're at it.

Entropy all around. (http://www.cbc.ca/story/science/national/2005/02/14/HIV-strain050214.html)

http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man_s.jpg

suht up trisherama - prison chiropody's tough on the eyes - i can't help looking in two directions at once


high time you debannaged yourself anyway

[madasacutsnake]

Seeing as it's the banned thread.

Blatherwick *snicker*

[zero]

eat THIS trisherama - and the then you can SLOB OUT


http://www.hut.fi/~okorpine/Turkey04/PrisonFood.JPG

[trisherina]

Scrumptious! Man, I have a lot of time to think in here.
http://photos3.flickr.com/4866574_68f77973d2.jpg
The truth, as they say, is in the overlap.

[trisherina]

"All we know is violence, do tha job in silence
Walk tha city streets like a rat pack of tyrants..."
http://photos4.flickr.com/4870381_719fd3e76c.jpg

http://photos5.flickr.com/4870753_6758cb50e7_o.gif

[zero]

.

^^

trisherina is a friend of mine


.

[priceyfatprude]

"All we know is violence, do tha job in silence
Walk tha city streets like a rat pack of tyrants..."*throws gang signs*

[xfox]

*gives high five to Trish*

[zero]

.
<table style="color: black;" width=400 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>
<tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<h3>
::YOUR CELL AWAITS YOU::


</h3>
</tr></table>


.

[rmr]

oh the memories!!!!!

[zero]

.

<table style="color: black;" width=400 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>
<tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<h3>

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/8118/Ferguson.jpg
we're WAITING...


</h3>
</tr></table>


.

[NimbleMarmoset]

oh thank gawd. . . the stress has (almost) vanished. . . . i keep waiting to be banned for boring posts. . . then this. i could have banned myself all along.

hey, my office just sent me an email alerting us to traffic congestion because the Circus is coming to town. they have to parade all the elephants from Union Station down to the Staple Center. Hmmmmm?. . . . think i could use some "sick time"

http://www.scaryornot.com/scaries/img3ff72716ef5a9.gif

[rmr]

^^ slob out

[NimbleMarmoset]

^ ^but rmr. . . . i have no more sick time (you see, i've been very sick this year) :(

[Brynn]

I have just posted this picture of Mr. Smartypants and me, and I'm so offended I am now banned.
Now I can post it all I want, continue offending myself and remain banned.
http://www.maurice-abravanel.com/163-08_Gertrude_Lawrence_and_Noel_Coward_in_the_first_ act_of_Private_Lives.jpg
Isn't he dreamy?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

:o

[zero]

hFox has banned himslef for posting the words I'll fetch&nbsp;the


:eek:


:mad:



:o

[ambo]

shame on both of you

[Hyakujo's Fox]

zero broke the internet

[Master_Jedi]

bring meeee, another shrubbary, *gasp* another shrubbary!?!?!?!?! or your mother is a hamster and your fajer smells of elderberries

[Gatsby]

I'm banning myself for being too rude.

[dinzdale]

They always come back.........

[Gatsby]

It's only temporary, of course. Until the rude-ness wears off and I am once again fit for public interaction.

[dinzdale]

Well just remember while you're here,

1800 : Dinner time

1900 : TV room

2100 : Candles out

2130 : Lights out


We're strict but fair. :mad:

[zero]

I'm banning myself for being too rude. it's only temporary, of course. until the rude-ness wears off and i am once again fit for public interaction.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/News/Pictures/1999/12/10/CapeFear.jpg


i understand, i'm not your type, too many tattoos. thing is, there isn't much to do in self bannage except desecrate your flesh

[Coffee]

Are the barcaloungers in self bannage as uncomfy as rumored Gats?

http://www.inthesetimes.com/images/28/17/houdini.jpg

[Gatsby]

Actually, they're not so bad for those who enjoy a little S&M every now and then. You should come join me ... in the shameless flirting thread, that is, once I un-ban myself.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

♪♪ you used to send me roses... ♪♪
♪♪ I wish you could again... ♪♪
♪♪ but that was on the outside... ♪♪
♪♪ and things were different then... ♪♪

[craig johnston]

chains, leather, bondage, whips...

sorry, wrong board...

:o

[Coffee]

I think you have done your time young lady, you're demonstrating a much improved attitude, come on out and "join" polite society again...please ;)

[Gatsby]

You're right, Coffee. It's time to make the transition back into the rest of the board. I hope you all will be understanding if my posts are a little "off" for a while, because all this time spent in self-bannage has surely affected me deeply.

*deep, cleansing breath*

[Hyakujo's Fox]

*grabs top bunk*

[Odbe]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/News/Pictures/1999/12/10/CapeFear.jpg


i understand, i'm not your type, too many tattoos. thing is, there isn't much to do in self bannage except desecrate your flesh

http://www.xpressmag.com.au/archives/Umbies-4.jpg
Is this you also on the left?

[Red2]

You guys have taught me a lesson. That I better be good or I might just have to ban myself as well. I don't want it to come down to that cause I scare myself and I don't like it when I yell and get mad at me. So I think I'll be good.

[auntie aubrey]

this influx of whining and complaining is irritating. i've decided to take a proactive measure and ban myself before i say something unfriendly.

i'm going to sit here and think about what i might have said until i've learned my lesson about not potentially saying things in the future if i happened to feel inclined to express any hypothetical reactions.

http://pcp.lanl.gov/Photos/Thinker-ferns1.jpg

[Tunesmith]

http://pcp.lanl.gov/Photos/Thinker-ferns1.jpg

something tells me this is not a self-portrait, auntie.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VDqI8ogVzbM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VDqI8ogVzbM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Brynn]

scoot over, y'all:(

[craig johnston]

it's all my fault for trying to engage in rational argument.
sorry..... :(

[Anna]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dBHhSVJ_S6A"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dBHhSVJ_S6A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[lostsadie]

Any room left here?...I feel at fault too somehow.

I think I'll throw my gun in the river and go live in a shack somewhere, with only birds, goats, squirls, monkeys and dickies for friends.

:confused:

[Avalon]

and dickies for friends

Whooo hooo You go girl! :p

[lostsadie]

Oops I meant Duckies...dickies and pretty kitties can come to visit though.

Phithithith!

[Brynn]

:confused: I thought you meant these things -
http://www.gaylewinds.com/products/TDNeck_500h.jpg

[trisherina]

^^ Good heavens, I laughed out loud... I thought the same thing!

P.S. 'cept maybe I wasn't thinking of such ugly ones.

[Brynn]

please don't tell me there are attractive ones...:)

[lostsadie]

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/stippitt/deluxefinemeshmosquitoheadnet.jpg

This would be more apropos here :D

[Frieda]

what the hell happened to his nose?? do those mosquitos bite right through that net??

[Brynn]

come to think of it, that's a very good question

Lostsadie, is this recommended as party wear?

And do you think that the hat part is reminiscent of the WWI doughboy helmets?

do you think that guy is a friend of the owner of the company, or a hired model?
Do you think he's married?

[lostsadie]

He asked if I would post this picture because he was hoping he could hook up with the lady in the dickie. I tried to explain to him why she was so pale and featureless but he thought their kids would be close to normal, so...after that I didn't have the heart to explain.

Perhaps you could help?

***Please don't point out his nose or his lazy eye*** :)

As for a party hat, yes I feel it would be a good one, specially with a nose like that...diverts attention don't you think?

Could somebody pass the bottle of 'shine this way?

[12"razormix]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/11Z5WBVkKQI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/11Z5WBVkKQI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[zero]

^"let's have a bath together" bread

[zero]

:mad: ^i've decided to ban myself for that toast.




i know, i know - you're thinking "why has he put himself in bannage for such a trivial self-offence as saying something unbecoming?"


well the real reason is that i've banned myself for my own self-protection

[lostsadie]

***scoots over on the bench***
***thinks to self, "it's getting kinda crowded here"***

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i13.tinypic.com/5xsmqms.jpg

I hope we don't have any snorers in here.

[craig johnston]

^^^^^^^
that is the punishment for wearing white socks.
you have been warned!

[lostsadie]

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/stippitt/5xsmqms.jpg

Please tell me that this isn't the potty situation!

[Frieda]

i've had it. i'm banning myself for 48 hours. i'm pretty much fed up with this bee es keeping me up all night, answering all your farking PMs. farking heartless creatures fighting, eye for an eye, well go blind if you wish, it's your choice. whoever starts first is nasty, whoever stops first wins. choose wisely. you're on your own.

[auntie aubrey]

i've not yet seen you post a harsh word towards anyone, frieda. you don't deserve to feel that way.

now i'm bummed. i'm banning myself in honor of you.

[Avalon]

Awww Frieds. :(
just to clarify..I hope you know that Inever meant you were rude, hon. I just said he was taken aback...not the same thing.
You have more patience than anyone I know..online or off.

[trisherina]

Jesus, how did we get round to pissing off Frieda? :(

[T.I.P.]

two(*) bad jokes in a row...that does it.

it's dungeon time

http://www.asmallvoice.org/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dungeon.jpg

* admittedly more than two, but not in the past hour

[brightpearl]

^Take some melon and egg in case you get hungry.

http://www.whydidigowrong.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/trinny-and-susannah-melons-and-eggs.jpg

I should really ban myself for posting that, but I'm not going to.

[T.I.P.]

i think i'm going to make myself a nice rat sandwich now.

[brightpearl]

*chucks bread through bars*

[brightpearl]

Mustard?

*crash* *tinkle*

Ooops. Mustard in plastic bottle?

[T.I.P.]

*chucks bread through bars*

what is this flat white object ? Is it bread ?

and what is this mustard ? it says ghouldens or something...hmmm...she must think i'm a ghoul :eek:

[brightpearl]

Perish the thought! Yellow mustard. As if. Just because I'm from Texas doesn't mean I have no condiment sense.
Here, I'll wrap this in bubble wrap for you.
http://www.ingredientsgourmet.com/pictures/wa11605c/s/IMG_4655s.jpg

Oh, and
http://images.inmagine.com/168nwm/dynamicgraphics/dg15039/dg15039074.jpg

Need some tomme de savoie?
http://www.cheesesupply.com/images/P-23-716-2.jpg

Surely that will meet your high French standards for a rat sandwich.
Happy now?

[T.I.P.]

yeah :D

[brightpearl]

^Good. :D

I'm considering banning myself just so I can share your tomme de savoie. It's so lovely with arugula...*sigh*

[T.I.P.]

ooh ooh

don't forget the cretian olive oil and the sugary modena balsamic vinegar

*drool*

[brightpearl]

With cracked black peppercorns?!?!? I AM SO THERE!

Sometimes for lunch I just eat bread (it has to be really crusty on the outside and chewy on the inside) dipped in balsamic and olive oil (has to be green green green) with black pepper. Thowing in whatever chopped herbs are in season is a nice bonus. *drool drool drool*

Okay, now I'm banning myself for hijacking the ban yourself thread.
:D

Pass the mustard. Erm, you can have my rat.

[brightpearl]

Dang, I forgot.

Can somebody up there toss down some minced garlic?
Hello? Helllooooooo?

Garlic?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i8.tinypic.com/6fiikw1.jpg

someone will be 'round with the garlic shortly

[brightpearl]

Thanks! Don't forget the cask of Amontillado!

[auntie aubrey]

i shall be banning myself for the next week.

i'm going to go have a talk with this fellow:

http://www.photohome.com/pictures/washington-dc-pictures/lincoln-memorial-1a.jpg

i plan on asking him how he feels about the current administration's hatred for civil liberties. i expect a response of disapproving silence.

[trisherina]

and you pair can SUHT UP in unison

K then.

[zero]

it wisnie me trisharama, it was him, the other one - my dopplegagger

but i take full responsibility for his actions therefore you run along and play - i'll bide here and slob out for you

[trisherina]

Time to SLOP OUT!

I made a special Wilton cake designed not to arouse the screws' suspicion. Guess what's in it?

http://www.bengawansolo.com.sg/Cakes/21st_birthday_cakes/key_on_cake.jpg

[Frieda]

♪ were always told repeatedly
the very best in life is free
and if you want to prove its true
baby im telling you
this is what you should do ♪

♪ just ban yourself to this bread
to this bread just click the link and it is yours
just help yourself to the love
in this bread your smile has opened up the door
the greatest wealth that exists in the world
could never buy what bread can give
just ban yourself to this bread
to this bread then lets really start to live ♪

[Brynn]

I'm not banning myself just yet but I'm putting myself on warning for being a bigger, more shameless ATTENTION WHORE than usual, and for overusing the "hint" function on my free 60-minute trial of online Scrabble in order to score an unprecidented 547 in thirty minutes on one game .

[lukkucairi]

good fvcking idea.

see you all in 24 hours.

[Tunesmith]

good fvcking idea.


seconded.

I BANISH THEE, Tunesmith! Away with me!

[brightpearl]

I'm banning myself for contributing to the delinquency of a minor thread.

[brightpearl]

I'm banning myself for my advice thread post. Bad pun AND unseemly innuendo.

Could somebody chuck down the grainy mustard?

[Earthling]

I took my time posting here, coz I didn't know how to do images.
Now I know how, and I can see I am cleary twisted.:rolleyes:
Hold on a second. I ban myself. Oop..seconds up ! I'm back.:p

[brightpearl]

http://www.vegetarianfriends.net/img/cherrypie.jpg

I feel like posting an extremely pointed message for someone not on this board, but instead I'm going to roll in this blueberry pie until I feel better.

You should see the size of it in real life.

Takes up the whole bathtub.

[Veruki]

I'm banning myself for being rude, I should just be a bigger person and ignore.

[brightpearl]

I should ban myself, but I'm not gonna.

I'm not sorry even one little bit.

:D

[topcat]

i am banning myself for speaking the truth

[brightpearl]

I'm feeling unhappy today and am banning myself out of peevishness.

[Brynn]

That's okay. I don't blame you.
Don't stay too long, sweet blueberry pie girl.

I'm in here to bite my tongue and to refrain from unleashing the amazing power of destruction that resides therein.
As for you-know-exactly-who-you-are (See Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"), go ahead and poke things with a sharp stick all you want to. You get a free ride. But I think I'll put you on ignore for the next several months. Maybe you should do the same for me until you feel more generous.

[trisherina]

for daring to cast judgment

(permitted in some states)

[jasmina]

I'm reinstating myself

[lukkucairi]

happy reinstatement :)

I am banning myself for the sad, sad junkie I am. I should get out of the house more.

[Stephi_B]

It's time, I ban myself - at least for a while, let's see.

Luv 'n hugs to all youse fine Zepeople!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Ysa has my email address and Frieda & TIP my Skypeness
(though I'm very, very, very rarely logged in and I still gotta discuss with the owner of the internetcafe to install a new version which allows for proper audiovisual connection...)

[Stephi_B]

Aw, bloody fukkity, I unban myself here and now :)
- if he left the board cos of my perpetual presence here it's his problem, not mine, I tried it, e basta!!!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I ban myself for being annoyed.

[Frieda]

i'm banning myself for having destructive thoughts about several members of this board.

[michaelG]

I am banning myself because I would never belong to a group that would accept me as a member

[Frieda]

i am unbanning myself for the sake of nouveau happy keyboard eurohouse promotional activititties

[lukkucairi]

for letting myself be followed

audi ghia, as one of our mates once said

back in a while

:)

[Stephi_B]

Once more & properly.

Ciao.

Hugging you.

& Thank you!

:)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

*sigh*

[T.I.P.]

for posting emptiness and suscitating violence

:(

* sigh *

[lukkucairi]

^ don't run too far

[trisherina]

for gormlessness

[Frieda]

for a potty break

[Frieda]

for having impure thoughts

(not related to the above)

[surflugen]

I am banning myself again for coming back too soon and on the first thread I decide to read: the Metaphortograhy (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/showthread.php?t=16271) thread, I see the water is still not warm enough.

[lukkucairi]

because I need to.

[lukkucairi]

I'm reinstating myself for no good reason at all.

[Jack Flanders]

^ now that's just silly. :) ;)

[brightpearl]

http://elizadashwood.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/walking-away.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

^ looking at this photograph makes mo feel like there is a hole in her heart
: (.

[brightpearl]

I gotta stay in the study hall thread until next week sometime.
Already been in since Monday.
Nothing to eat in there except seawater and raw molluscs.
:mad:

[lukkucairi]

^ I'll sneak you some string cheese when I get a chance :)

[Anna]

http://www.librarything.com/pics/blog/banned.jpg