random confessions

[Odbe]

I want to hear what Mo talks like out loud.

[Frieda]

i'm getting pretty fed up with this michael jackson business :o

[Jack Flanders]

^ Just wait for the tox. reports to come out. more 24/7 arg!!!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

book buying has officially reached out-of-hand levels

[12"razormix]

sometimes i steal wee glimpses of trish's blog. glance, pause and smile. many little happies and a bit of what used to be home.

[Brynn]

Now I wonder where trish's blog is.

[lukkucairi]

I always read it as "tunkyfuba" now, because I am also spone to proonerisms

[Marcus Bales]

I always read it as kukulairi now, because though I am snot prone to poonerisms, I am not as immune to them as some thinkle peep. I mean theeple pink.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I wish I'd chosen a shorter nick.

[Brynn]

I wish I had a more exotic nick like Ysa Pur's.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

^ :)

Not when you're signing in the third time after you've misspelled it again, I bet. :o

[Marcus Bales]

I sometimes wish I'd used my real name to sign on to this forum.

[lukkucairi]

I hate the dentist. I am at the dentist right now.

[Frieda]

i'm not sure what is worse-- planting potatoes in facebook's farmville or doing that and be reminded of the po-tay-toes-boil-em-mash-em-put-em-in-a-stew-song.

[Marcus Bales]

I don't feel like taking the dog for a walk this morning.

[Coffee]

I sometimes wish I'd used my real name to sign on to this forum.

I sometimes wish my login name on this forum had not become my real name.

[lukkucairi]

my mother's leaning on me to get pregnant before she dies of this cancer, and it makes me anxious and angry.

[Odbe]

I'm devastated to hear that Marcus Bales isn't Marcus Bales' real name.

[Jack Flanders]

Oh No!! Tell me it ain't so!!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I'm devastated to hear that Marcus Bales isn't Marcus Bales' real name.

I'm devastated to hear that anyone believes that Marcus Bales isn't Marcus Bales' real name, including Marcus Bales himself, so it seems.

[Marcus Bales]

Not only that, but Marcus Bales's posts were really written by another man of the same name.

[Brynn]

I'm just celebrating the fact that Marcus Bales has re-invented himself, even as I mourn the passing of the original Marcus Bales - who inexplicably disappeared for three whole months not so long ago, remember? And then mysteriously "reappeared"...

http://www.vts.intute.ac.uk/detective/image/case-closed-stamp.gif

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Wait! What! No way!

Is that a hint that he WAS the original Marcus Bales and THIS is just a fraud masquerading as him?

What if the original was kidnapped by some UFO and in the meantime they made a copy? And not even Marcus Bales himself knows he's not a veritable Marcus Bales??

I think it needs further investigation...

[Frieda]

i don't feel like going back to work tomorrow at all.. urgh!

[Frieda]

i just heard the girl nextdoor fart in the toilet and got a minor happy. its probably some sort of voyeurism, listening to other peoples farts. i wonder if theres a word for it??:confused:

[Stephi_B]

^
accustic toilet syndrome?

:D

[funkytuba]

fartlek?

(see the dictionary game: http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/showpost.php?p=418119&postcount=3913)

[Jack Flanders]

i just heard the girl nextdoor fart in the toilet and got a minor happy. its probably some sort of voyeurism, listening to other peoples farts. i wonder if theres a word for it??:confused:

If you are a Normal? Person there's no Word for it. There is a paragraph (or chapter) to describe the thoughts and written words for which you just experienced. And suppressed giggling is involved.

Um nextdoor? Wait - like at work or your apartment? If it is apartment nextdoor, ick.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01552/SIGN9_1552754i.jpg

I usually fart in the toilet. You might have heard me, in fact. :p

[Jack Flanders]

giggle. I'm so lame. no!! cheerful!!!

[Frieda]

its the girl living next door in my apt block, its not very soundproof where i live.. and it was a really loud fart too, i could hear it very clearly :D

[Brynn]

I know I've told this story before, but I'm reminded of the first apartment my husband and I shared - the floors were so thin that when someone dropped a drink upstairs, it would dribble through the floorboards of our living room ceiling. When someone sneezed, we always exchanged gesundheits and thank-yous. Which was interesting. But our neighbors always forgot about our proximity in the bedroom....

"I love it when you speak French to me. Speak French to me."
"Tu es si...si...je ne sais crois...la plume de ma tant."
"Mmmm. You are so sexy."

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

"...la plume de ma tant."

Comment?! :D

[Brynn]

He actually said that.

[brightpearl]

^He learned French from Eddie Izzard!!!

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[Frieda]

the tree is still up.

[lukkucairi]

I regret nothing!

[brightpearl]

I'm experiencing a moment of pessimism.

[Frieda]

its already 06:15 and im still in bed

[Hyakujo's Fox]

^and already posting.

[Frieda]

i met a guy today at work, a brit, he had a lisp when speaking english but not when speaking dutch. that was a bit weird. he is also cute :o

[Odbe]

I confess, while in the city I am a serial jaywalker but I don't know if maybe all city children once in their life are taken to the scene of an accident with a jaywalker and made to watch as their relatives cry over the mangled remains but I missed that early conditioning so sometimes I skip across even when there aren't other jaywalkers at the same time who might be hit first which i think is the idea of when people do it in groups.

[Frieda]

i'm sick & tired of watching my mom die.

[zero]

I confess, while in the city I am a serial jaywalker but I don't know if maybe all city children once in their life are taken to the scene of an accident with a jaywalker and made to watch as their relatives cry over the mangled remains but I missed that early conditioning so sometimes I skip across even when there aren't other jaywalkers at the same time who might be hit first which i think is the idea of when people do it in groups.

carefull li'l 'be ............. there's a bus com......

'BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......... LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.decrepticon.us/animations/two_o.gif

[lukkucairi]

i'm sick & tired of watching my mom die.

for sure :(

[Odbe]

carefull li'l 'be ............. there's a bus com......

'BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......... LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.decrepticon.us/animations/two_o.gif

Phew, it's okay, it swerved and just missed me!
Think I made some trouble though.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/alternatethumbnails/story/2008-01/34662881-10025327.jpg
But crikey, you cars oughter bloody well slow down, you coulda hit a poor innocent jaywalker!

[Stephi_B]

i'm sick & tired of watching my mom die.

hug - tight

[lukkucairi]

oh god, I love calypso music sooooo much

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

my stomach hurts

it might be the lunch

it might be worry

[lukkucairi]

^http://www.gothicfairydragonfigurines.co.uk/images/samples/NEM7800-nemesisnow%20lucky%20standing%20buddha.jpg

erm...give it a rub?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I am a spambot. Gotcha!

[brightpearl]

Some days I really just only barely barely manage to get out of bed.

[Frieda]

i'm a shopaholic

[xfox]

I don't like everything James Taylor sings.

[lukkucairi]

I've fallen and I can't get up!

[trisherina]

I curse out loud a lot. Mostly when other people aren't around.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I miss the company of spambots and such. Why, even at this very moment, there's 1 member (I) and 95 guests on this board. Imagine the fiery conversations we could be having... Sometimes I daydream of exchanging lovely pieces of advice with ANHgNvdl. And I haven't forgotten Liar Trind either!

[12"razormix]

fondly remembering messa & jhonda :o

[lukkucairi]

I miss the company of spambots and such. Why, even at this very moment, there's 1 member (I) and 95 guests on this board. Imagine the fiery conversations we could be having... Sometimes I daydream of exchanging lovely pieces of advice with ANHgNvdl. And I haven't forgotten Liar Trind either!

I intend to name my firstborn child ANHgNvdl.

[Odbe]

And a toast to AuthorntuhKat

[Frieda]

last sunday, while i was cleaning the railing of my balcony, i accidently tossed spunge over the edge, i heard it hit the pavement downstairs with a wet, soapy thud. i did not go downstairs to pick it up but went inside to get a new one.

[trisherina]

Sometimes it's just one person I've never met between here and there.

[Stephi_B]

i'm all into hairy butts (males' butts that is), you know the ones where one already sees some hair ansatz in the lower back.... aaaahhh..... so delightful!

:eek: :o ;) :) :D :cool:

[ironicgoose]

I play minesweeper sometimes

[Brynn]

Things might be turning a corner finally. But I always think that.

[Frieda]

i was rather upset with my colleague who was wearing red today. probably not deliberately, but still.

[Brynn]

Things definitely did not turn a corner. I'm tired of climbing brick walls.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I'd like to hug and comfort Brynn and give her new strength.

[Brynn]

Thanks, Ysa, that makes me feel a little better.

[ironicgoose]

I have trouble feeling empathy.

[brightpearl]

^I can't relate to that.

Kind of amusing, when you think about it.

[lukkucairi]

I feel too much verdammt empathy. My life has improved by orders of magnitude since I learned to keep other people's drama physically far away from me.

[Brynn]

Thanks, Ysa, now it makes me feel a lot better.

edited to add: - at first I felt was just a little better, and then I felt really bad again so I cried, and then I started feeling a little better again, enough to receive Ysa's empathy, which then opened the aperture for more comfort, and then I felt a lot better and more resolved to look on the bright side. Ysa's note has been very instrumental indeed to my present equilibrium. My respect for her as a generous entity is once again validated. Thank you.

And I also respect ironicgoose's candor, his quite understandable lack of empathy for a complete stranger notwithstanding.

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[ironicgoose]

I kind of grew up around a lot of sadness and anger, so I learned to not care. Which kind sucks but... meh.

[trisherina]

In all my Arrogance,I did not anticipate ambulation becoming difficult.

[Marcus Bales]

I think about Ironicduck playing Minesweeper, and I cry.

[Bman]

I visit this board when I'm all wah-wah, but I stay for the tehehe

[xfox]

Perspective, that's it.

[Jack Flanders]

We (my sis, my daughter, my niece and I) just watched two slugs having slimy slug sex while they were hanging down on a brick wall attached by a single strand of mucus. 10:30 pm eastern time. My sister's patio. August 6, 2010. This was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. google this if you dare. ;) (Their organs are blue! and they come out of the side of their heads!) Is that a teaser or what?

[Brynn]

oooh la la I'm all hot and bothered now
http://www.bjorn-comic.com/penis/slugs3.jpg

Did it look like this?
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iSdseJO4_Is/0.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

YES!!!!! And we were using a flashlight so we think we distracted them and so prevented one of them from biting off the other one's blue penis. Weird, weird shit!!! Not to be obsessive about this BUT then the blue sex organs went back into their necks, they uncoupled and then went their separate slimy ways. they can each produce slug offspring which freaked my sister out!! She is deathly afraid of spiders too, and I certainly used that as a older sibling control tool. Don't ask!

[Brynn]

In all my Arrogance,I did not anticipate ambulation becoming difficult.

Was it Arrogance, or Optimism? *hug*
When things suck dirty hairy donkey teats, a good spin doctor can do wonders.

[xfox]

^Oy, my eyes aren't working well, and ambulation does, in fact, slow, but hoping this resolves for you.

[trisherina]

Aw, thanks ladies. I am learning to say "you'll have to come to me," especially in the afternoon. Now what to do about the house with 26 stairs is another story... :o

[Marcus Bales]

Connoisseuse of Slugs
Sharon Olds

When I was a connoisseuse of slugs
I would part the ivy leaves, and look for the
naked jelly of those gold bodies,
translucent strangers glistening along the
stones, slowly, their gelatinous bodies
at my mercy. Made mostly of water, they would shrivel
to nothing if they were sprinkled with salt,
but I was not interested in that. What I liked
was to draw aside the ivy, breathe the
odor of the wall, and stand there in silence
until the slug forgot I was there
and sent its antennae up out of its
head, the glimmering umber horns
rising like telescopes, until finally the
sensitive knobs would pop out the ends,
delicate and intimate. Years later,
when I first saw a naked man,
I gasped with pleasure to see that quiet
mystery reenacted, the slow
elegant being coming out of hiding and
gleaming in the dark air, eager and so
trusting you could weep.

[Brynn]

It never even occurred to me until I was well into my thirties that my parents might not have taken good old Sport to a farm after all.

[Frieda]

when my colleague stated that Jack Russell is very good actor, nobody told her the truth. i only feel a little bit guilty about it.

tee hee :D

[Frieda]

although i absolutely love the 80s nerdiness of Transformers, the movies totally stink. turning off the sound and focusing on megan fox makes it only slightly better.

[trisherina]

^^ I bleeve this is called the Britney Spears approach

[Bman]

I would watch both Transformers movies again, if only to hear WEEEEEEOOOOOBGBGBGBGFFFFFFFFFF transforming sounds.

[xfox]

guilty of mother neglect, yup.

[lukkucairi]

I've been abducted by aliens :rolleyes:

[brightpearl]

^Again?!?

:D

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

i kicked angrily at the yellow-green leaves as i was wading through the park today, but it didn't help

[12"razormix]

momma likes her ysa

[12"razormix]

was that out loud?

[zero]

aye

[12"razormix]

yo gettin none of that"! :mad:

[zero]

och

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

momma likes her ysa


:o thankie

[Bman]

I'm intrigued by the matching avatars o_o

[brightpearl]

When I feel overwhelmed by how much I have to do, the parts I like best about myself slowly become less and less prominent until I notice and make an effort to straighten up. Unless I can find ways to focus on fewer things, it doesn't work.

[lukkucairi]

I'm a lot calmer these days.

[Marcus Bales]

Well sure -- all you need is to get your boxes sorted!

[lukkucairi]

in my dream, B was a girl and his name was Barbara :p

[Marcus Bales]

And the movie will be out next summer: The Lichtzauberer and The Brephophage.

[12"razormix]

i just saw a pier on tv and it made me freak out completely.




it's all your fault.

[zero]

ok i confess i shouldnie have bought you the fish & chips as well as the candy floss and then talked you into going down the helter-skelter that third time

[12"razormix]

skelter my arse! :mad:

[Brynn]

sometimes watching "Bully Beatdown" on TV is strangely satisfying.

[Stephi_B]

as we speak of tv: i'm a 'two and a half men' addict :)

[brightpearl]

I just put salt on ice cream.

[lukkucairi]

^ I just tried to "like" that post :p

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

My eyes - involuntarily - read iconicgoose instead of ironicgoose. I can't help myself, every time I think: "What could an iconic goose be? What could it look like? What does it do?" and similar thoughts just before I realize I did it again, of course it's not iconic, it's ironic.

I have never wondered the same way about an ironic goose, though.

[Coffee]

http://www.paulinebewick.ie/images/artwork/iconic7.jpg

This came up in an image search for iconic goose...apparently Hfox's involvement might be what makes it iconic? :P

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

^ :D Thanks, Coffeetje!