ARGUE ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

SPELLCHECK MY ARSE

GO AHEAD STICK IT UP THE BOARD FOR ANYBODY TO SPELLCHECK IT I KNEW THATS YOUR HIDDEN PURPOSE BEHIND MENTIONING ARSES SO OFTEN YOU WANT TO BE AN ARSECELEBRITY RIGHT

[zero]

IN YOUR DREAMS

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

YOU WISH SOMEONE DREAMED ABOUT YOUR ARSE WELL ITS TIME TO LOOK FOR PROFESSIONAL HELP DEAR

[Brynn]

CAN YOU SPELL ARUGALA

THIS IS GETTING FAR TOO POINTY BTW

[zero]

I WON

[Brynn]

NO TOO POINTY

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

NOW I WON

[Brynn]

I DO BELIEVE ITS ALL ABOUT GETTING THE LAST WORD IN IF IM NOT MISTAKEN

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

NO ITS ABOUT DEVISING A PALINDROME THAT CLEARLY STATES YOUR VICTRORY

[Brynn]

THANKS SO MUCH FOR SPELLING THAT OUT FOR ME IM NOT TOO CLEVER AND NO ONE CAN ARGUE WITH THAT

[Brynn]

SO THERE HA

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

YOUR NO IS ON BACKWARDS

SIGH OH DEAR DONT YOU WORRY A THING AT LEAST YOUVE TRIED

[Brynn]

YES YOU WIN YOU WIN BUT ITS BEEN FAR TOO POINTY AND PERSONALLY ABUSIVE OVERALL AND THEREFORE A HOLLOW VICTORY AT BEST

EXCEPT FOR THE PALINDROME PART THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE YOU SHOULD BE PROUD THATS WHAT I CALL ARGUING POINTLESSLY

[zero]

PALINDROMES ARE LAME

[Brynn]

COULD YOUR ARSE SPELLCHECK THAT FOR ME

[zero]

USING SPELLCHECK IS SO COWRADLY I LAUGH IN THE FACE OD DANGER

[Brynn]

INDUCING GREEN LAUGHING EMOTICONS WILL GET YOU NOWHERE FAST BUSTER

[Stephi_B]

YALL SO UNDERSTOOD ME AND I HAT THAT NOW GO ON WITH THAT UNSPELLCHECKED BACKWARDS AND GREEN EMOPORN YOU HAD GOING ON
MORE ARSES COULDNT HARM BTW AND POINTY NOSES AND LAVENDER EMOTICONS
HA YOU SEE IM PERVIER THAN ALL OF YOU TOGETHER

[Brynn]

THATS QUITE A STATEMENT MISSY

[Stephi_B]

I DISAGREE TO THE ABOVE AND QUITE A LOT OF OTHER THINGS
FIRST I STATED NO MENTOS FOR THEYRE INFERIOR TO FISHERMENS FRIENDSES
SECOND ALL I STATED WAS SO TOTALLY STATE OF THE ART
AND THIRD I WON
SO FOURTH GIMME MY BOUNTY A STATE OR WHATEVER YOU CAN OFFER EXCEPT OF THOSE DREADFUL MENTOS
AND FINALLY I WANNA STATE THAT ALL MY STATEMENTS ARE OPEN TO DISCUSSION BUT I WONT DISCUSS THEM WITH YOU
NEVER

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

AH SO YOU WANT YOUR PRIZE WELL TAKE THIS ABACUS WITH MENTOS FOR BEADS AND THEN YOU CAN COUNT FURTHER THAN THE FOURTH ARGUMENT AND BY THE WAY WHATS THIS POINTY BUSINESS I HAT POINTY MYTHON WHAT A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS

[Stephi_B]

OKAY I CANNOT COUNT FURTHER THAN FOUR AND NO THAT AINT WEIRD THE ONLY WEIRD THING ARE NUMBERS LARGER THAN FOUR
AND I DONT WANT YOUR WEIRD ABACUS UNLESS I GET ONE WITH FISHERMENS FRIENDSES FOR BEADS AND SOME EXTRA SURPRISE GIFT NOT MADE OF MENTOS AND LAVENDER COLOURED

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

AH SO REFUSE MY EXTREMELY GENEROUS GIFT WITH CONTEMPT IN THAT CASE HERE ARE THESE FIVE STALKS OF LAVENDERCOLOURED LAVENDERS WITH EXTRA MENTOS FLAVOUR

[Hyakujo's Fox]

AH SO IS NOTHING BUT AN OUTDATED DEROGATORY STEREOTYPE OF THE JAPANESE PEOPLE DESPITE THE FACT THEY MAY ACTUALLY SOMETIMES SAY IT BUT BELIEVE ME THAT IS TOTALLY BESIDE THE POINT

[Stephi_B]

HAHA YOU JUST KILLED YOUR OWN ARGUMENT BY YOUR OWN ARGUMENT MR H FOX
CAN I HEAR YOU WHISPER AH SO NOW
FOR BESIDE THE POINT IS SO TOTALLY IN THE POINT AND THERES NO DOT ER DOUBT ABOUT THAT

[Brynn]

OBVIOUSLY THERES NOTHING TO SAY TO CHANGE YOUR MIND

[Stephi_B]

OBVIOUSLY IS A BORING WORD AND UNTRUE

[zero]

ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIRA

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

DONT EAT MORE FIBER UM FIBBER

[Brynn]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT EVERYONE NEEDS MORE FIBER I MEAN FIBBERS WELL NOW THATS NOT EXACTLY RIGHT EITHER IS IT

[rmr]

SHUT YOUR BLOODY PIE HOLE!!!!!! LET SOME ONE ELSE SPEAK FOR A SECOND ____ JUST SHUT IT IT'S BEST FOR YOU AND ALL ELSE AROUND>>>>>xxx

[Brynn]

I WAS ARGUING WITH MYSELF BUT IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMMA THAT NO PROBLEM

[Jack Flanders]

IT IS NOT WRITE

[rmr]

GIVE YOURSELF UP NOW!!!! IT WILL MAKE ALL THINGS BETTER............BEEP BEEP....HONK.........HONK....

[Jack Flanders]

SHUT YOUR BLOODY PIE HOLE!!!!!! LET SOME ONE ELSE SPEAK FOR A SECOND ____ JUST SHUT IT IT'S BEST FOR YOU AND ALL ELSE AROUND>>>>>xxx

WHATTTTT STOP WITH THE BLOODY PUNCTUATIONN DAMMIT YOU STUPID DUMMY

[Brynn]

IM AFRAID SHES RIGHT THOUGH I THINK SHE ESTABLISHED A LONG TIME AGO THAT SHES THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO USE IT
ER UM YOU SILLY LOUD PANTS

[rmr]

IT HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK OUT!!!

[Brynn]

SEE SHES INCORRIBIGIBIBBLE

[Jack Flanders]

OH STOP THE PLANE LANDED AND THEY ALL GOT OUT AND WROTE THEIR OWN ARTICLES OR SHORT STORIES OR WEIRD NOVELS ABOUT THE THEIR HEROISM

[rmr]

SOMEONE TOLD U TO SHUTUP

[Jack Flanders]

WHO U STUPID PUNCTUATION USER LOSER

[rmr]

i know.......i lost..........u......win!!! good fur u!

[Brynn]

BOTH OF YOU STEP AWAY FROM THE QWERTY BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURTY

[Jack Flanders]

oh shut up

[Jack Flanders]

her not you b.

[rmr]

it happens i lost........BIG GUY!!! :)

[Jack Flanders]

HA BIG MAMA TO YOU SUCKR

[rmr]

when u drive a van some times you lose. that is the race in life.

[Brynn]

SOMETIMES WHEN THEY TOUCH
THE HONESTYS TOO MUCH
AND I HAVE TO CLOSE MY EYES

[Jack Flanders]

^^ (how did you know i drive a van? it is for my kids my dog and shrubbery r u psychotic oh oh i mean psychic?)

[rmr]

SHAKE UR FISTS TO THE AIR AND SAY "I'M DONE AND I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE" "NO MEANS NO" "STEP OFF I NEED SPACE" "SLEEPING OVER IS OPTIONAL" HOOTIE......HOO.......HOO.........

[Jack Flanders]

SOMETIMES WHEN THEY TOUCH
THE HONESTYS TOO MUCH
AND I HAVE TO CLOSE MY EYES

OH JUST STOP WITH THAT B

[Brynn]

I TOO DRIVE A VAN THATS AMAZING

[Brynn]

AND SCARY AT THE SAME TIME WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ME THAT WANTED A MIATA OR NOTHING ITS ALL GONE TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET
THIS IS RMRS FAULT FOR BRINGING UP TOUCHY SUBJECTS SEE THE TEARS

[Jack Flanders]

WE HAT HER WRITE HOW CAN WE MAKE HER UPSET B

[rmr]

OPEN MOUTH SAY TOO MUCH............IT HAPPENS........ONLY WANT TO OPEN MOUTH AROUND FRIENDS.............U R NEVER GOING TO FIT IT........GET THAT FOR ONCE...................WEAR A BELT PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

[Jack Flanders]

I ALSO HAVE A JEEP SO STUH PU BA BYE

[Brynn]

THANK YOU BOTH AND GOOD NIGHT I HAVE TO GO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP NOW YES CRY DISCONSOLATELY FOR ALL THE LOST YEARS

[Brynn]

WE HAT HER WRITE HOW CAN WE MAKE HER UPSET B
OH YEAH UM WELL SHES VERY HAPPY GO LUCKY IN GENERAL SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT HOW DO YOU HOLD A MOONBEAM IN YOUR HAND QUESTION MARK

[rmr]

OH YEAH UM WELL SHES VERY HAPPY GO LUCKY IN GENERAL SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT HOW DO YOU HOLD A MOONBEAM IN YOUR HAND QUESTION MARK


tell me "you've got my number" and then u win........otherwise......beep.......beep.

[madasacutsnake]

ARE YOU MARRIED YET

[Brynn]

YOUVE GOT MY NUMBER BUT PLEASE LET ME SLEEP IN TOMORROW BEFORE YOU CALL BECAUSE OF MY WOODEN FOOT

[rmr]

ARE YOU MARRIED YET

GOD NO - I GOT DUMPED AND THEN I DUMPED..... I THINK THIS HOOKER WILL ALWAYS BE SINGLE :)

[madasacutsnake]

THAT MAKES ME HAPPY NOT THAT YOU GOT DUMPED BUT I HATTED THE THOUGHT OF YOU MARRIED YOU SHOULD HAVE LET US KNOW THOUGH THEN WE COULD HAVE SIGNED HIM UP FOR GAY PORN USING HIS WORK EMAIL ADDY

[Large Marge]

GOD NO - I GOT DUMPED AND THEN I DUMPED..... I THINK THIS HOOKER WILL ALWAYS BE SINGLE :)

HEY RMR THATS PUNCTUATION AND YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO USE PUNCTUATION SO QUIT USING PUNCTUATION YOU TOTAL RULEBREAKER AND WHY ARENT YOU ALLOWED TO RECEIVE PRIVATE MESSAGES WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT GODDAMN IT

[MoJoRiSin]

CELLO SCROTUM EXPOSED AS A HOAX

[Odbe]

NO IT ISNT

[Jack Flanders]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING

[Jack Flanders]

OH YAH WHO WAS THE HEAD ARCHITECT OF THE THE WHITE CITY UMM

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

UMM FOR SOME REASON I ONLY REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE ONE WHO KILLED THOSE POOR LADIES DURING THE EXHIBITION

[Jack Flanders]

READ THE BOOK OR ELSE YOU WILL REGRET IT SORRY NOT TO BE A BULLY

[Jack Flanders]

AAAAAAAHHH HEATHEN - BURNHAM AND SO YOU DO NOT REMEMBER THE LANDSCAPE ARCHITECT EITHER OLMSTED SO DISAPPOINTED HOLMES KILLED MANY MORE WOMEN BEFORE THE FAIR OPENED YOU DID NOT READ IT DID YOU that's ok - it's a great book but takes about 30 pages to get into it because of all the detail.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I GOT BOGGED DOWN WHERE HIS PARTNER DIES OF PNEUMONIA. IM A SUCKER FOR NAMES ANYWAY.

[Odbe]

WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNCTUATION I CANT BELIEVE YOURE SO CARELESS SURE ONE LITTLE DOT IS HUMAN ERR BUT THIS IS DESECRATION AND LOWER CASE TOO ITS AN OUTRAGE

[Coffee]

WHAT THE BLOOOOODY BLUE BLAZES IS GOING ON ABOVE NO CAPS NO ARGUING NO RULE FOLLOWING WHATSOEVER PUNCTUATION FOR GODS SAKE PUNKU****UATION MARKS SOILING THIS THREAD YOU PEOPLE SICKEN ME

[Coffee]

I DID NOT ADD THOSE FOUR MARKS ABOVE THAT IS THE NAZI CUS WORD FILTER RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD ROLLS OFF OF THE TONGUE CUSIFIED WORD BTW

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

.................................................. ..

[Coffee]

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH OOOOOH THE PAIN

****
SHIT
DAMN
CRAP
PISS
WORK

[Brynn]

PLEASE REMAIN SEATED OR SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU CUSS AGAIN REVEALING THE INCHOATE NATURE OF YOUR RAGE

[Odbe]

NO IT ISNT

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

YES YES YES STOMP STOMP STOMP

[Brynn]

YOU SHOULD TRY OUT FOR THAT SHOW STOMP ON BROADWAY BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE RHYTHMICAL

[brightpearl]

SHOWTUNES GIVE ME CONTACT DERMATITS

[Brynn]

THAT IS WHY THE COUNTRY NEEDS SOCIALIZED HEALTH INSURANCE

[Odbe]

NO IT


UM



WELL YEAH

[Frieda]

WHAT KIND OF AN ARGUMENT IS THAT YOU HAVE NO SPINE CHANGING YOUR OPINION LIKE THAT

[zero]

SHE WAS ARGUING WITH HERSELF

[brightpearl]

SHE WAS NOT

[Stephi_B]

WHILE YOU ARE STILL ARGUING ABOUT SELFARGUING WHICH IS SO YESTERDAY BTW
I ARGUE WITH NOBODY AND NOTHING WHATSOEVER WHICH IS SUPERDUPERSOPHISTICATED AND ALL THAT
HA

[Odbe]

THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THIS THREAD HUH

[rmr]

HEY RMR THATS PUNCTUATION AND YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO USE PUNCTUATION SO QUIT USING PUNCTUATION YOU TOTAL RULEBREAKER AND WHY ARENT YOU ALLOWED TO RECEIVE PRIVATE MESSAGES WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT GODDAMN IT

I USED A PERIOD AND SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!

[Stephi_B]

ME BEING HERE IS A STATEMENT
FOR SOMETHING IVE JUST FORGOTTEN DONTCHA BUG ME WITH SUCH TRIVIALITIES
OH AND I WANNA SHOW SOLIDARITY WITH THE PUNCTUATION REBELS BY .ING OUT ALOUD
VIVA LA REVOLUCION
HASTA LA PUNCTUACION SIEMPRE
YOU CANT ARGUE SPANISH SLOGANS

[Brynn]

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
OOM CHICKA OOM CHICKA
BOOM CHA CHA

[Stephi_B]

OK THESE ARE ALL VALID ARGUMENTS
PROBABLY EVEN DANCEABLE ARGUMENTS
BUT I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH ANY CHICKEN GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT CHICKEN DONT HAVE ANY SENSE FOR THE RHYTHM NEEDED TO CHACHACUCARACHA

[Brynn]

DO YOU HAVE PROOF

[Large Marge]

HELLO OPERATOR CAN YOU GIVE ME NUMBER 9

[zero]

CHICKEN DONT HAVE ANY SENSE FOR THE RHYTHM...
DO YOU HAVE PROOF

NO SHE DOESNT HAVE PROOF AND FURTHERMORE I OFFER PROOF TO THE CONTRARY

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[Brynn]

THAT CHICKEN SHORT CHANGED ME FIVE BUCKS ONCE

[Large Marge]

THAT CHICKEN SHORT CHANGED ME FIVE BUCKS ONCE


I ATE THAT CHICKEN FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT WITH BBQ BEANS AND SOME COLE SLAW SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT ROBBING YOU ANYMORE

[Odbe]

WHAT NO WAY IT OWED ME MONEY TOO
NOW HOW ARE WE MEANT TO GET IT BACK
I DEMAND REGURGITATION

[MoJoRiSin]

THE MEN IN TUSCANY EAT ARTICHOKES RAW CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT

[Large Marge]

THEYRE MANLY MEN IN TUSCANY NOT THESE WIMPS HERE IN AMERICA WHO NEED EVERYTHING STEAMED AND BUTTERED

[Brynn]

WHAT NO WAY IT OWED ME MONEY TOO
NOW HOW ARE WE MEANT TO GET IT BACK
I DEMAND REGURGITATION

IN LIGHT OF HIS ULTIMATE DESTINY AS DATE TO A SIDE OF BEANS AND COLESLAW PERHAPS WE SHOULD JUST RESIGN OURSELVES


THAT CHICKEN WAS AN ARTIST


THEY WERENT EVEN TUSCAN BEANS

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

NOW WHO WOKE ME UP ID LIKE TO KNOW THERES NO ONE HERE

[Jack Flanders]

IT WAS NOT I BECAUSE I WAS BUSY BUT MAYBE YOU NEEDED TO GET UP ANYWAY AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE WAS NO ONE THERE MAYBE EVEN YOU WERE NOT THERE SO THEN THERE REALLY WAS NO ONE THERE SO THERE

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

BUT IF I WASNT HERE THEN WHO WROTE THAT MAYBE SOMEONE STOLE MY YSAPUR IDENTITY AND NOW THEY MASQUERADE AS ME OR WAIT MAYBE IM NOT ME ANYMORE NOW HOW CAN I BE SURE OF ANYTHING WHAT A MORNING WAAAAA

[MoJoRiSin]

THE FIRST THOUGHT THAT CAME TO MIND WAS COWS THAT WERE ALL THE SAME THEN WICKED WITCH OF THE WESTBACK IN THE EARLY SIXTIES IT WAS VERY COMMON TO TOTALLY SHELTER YOUR CHILDREN UNTIL THEY WERE 4 OR 5 AT WHICH POINT YOU LET THEM WATCH THE WIZARD OF OZ THEN WATCHED THEIR FACES CLOSELY TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD REACT TO THAT
UGLY GREEN FACE AND MEAN FLYING MONKEYS

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

NOW YOU WOKE ME UP WITH THAT UGLY GREEN FACE SEE WHAT YOU DID NOW WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD

[MoJoRiSin]

WHY NO NO IT DOESNT BUT THAT IS LIFE SISTER GET USED TO IT ALREADY

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

WHY SHOULD I WHEN ITS SO SHORT

[Stephi_B]

YOU LADIES ARE QUITE HASTILY ATTACHING ALL THESE LABELS

SMALL
UGLY
GREEN
GOOD
FACE

PARTICULARLY THE LATTER IS A RELATIVE AFFAIR

[MoJoRiSin]

THAT WAS AN ACTUAL REAL EMAIL THAT I RECEIVED !

[MoJoRiSin]

EIGHT HUNDRED AS IN ONE EIGHT HUNDRED

[Coffee]

I DONT THINK THE PIRATE NINJA QUESTION HAS BEEN RESOLVED
FOR INSTANCE DONT YOU THINK THE RECENT NEWS WOULD BE JUST A BIT COOLER IF SOMALIAN NINJAS HAD BEEN ATTACKING SHIPPING
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE NAVY SHARPSHOOTERS COULD TAKE OUT 3 NINJAS AS EASY AS THEY DID THE PIRATES HUH HUH A SHURIKAN TO THE NAVY SHARPSHOOTERS FOREHEAD FOLLOWED BY A PUFF OF VANISH SMOKE BEATS BRANDISH PIRATE SWORD WHILE SAYING ARRRRRR ANYDAY
NINJAS WIN

[Stephi_B]

HAH TRYING TO CONFUSE MY LINE OF ARGUMENTATION AND USING SHARP PUNCTUATION MO MIGHT BE A NINJA BUT JUST LIKE PIRATES NINJAS WILL NEVER EVER BEAT BALLERINAS

[Odbe]

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[lukkucairi]

VERY CUNNING ODBE USING A LOLCAT INDEED WITH ALL CAPS AND NO PUNCTUATION BUT I BELIEVE YOU ARE VIOLATING THE SPIRIT OF THE THREAD INDEED I CALL YOU OUT ENGARDE I FLAIL AT YOU WITH MY PIRATE FENCING SKILLZ

[Odbe]

GUILTY AS CHARGED THAT THREAD SPIRIT WAS ASKING FOR IT SO HAVE AT YOU WITH MY NINJA COUNTERFENCING WAIT WAIT HOW DID I GET CONNED INTO BEING ON THE NINJAS SIDE I AM WAY ON THE FENCE WITH THIS ISSUE SLASH FALLING SLIGHTLY ONTO THE PIRATE SIDE

[lukkucairi]

WHO CALLED YOU A NINJA INDEED PIRATES ARE INFAMOUS FOR FIGHTING WITHIN THEIR OWN RANKS I TAKE OFFENSE THAT YOUD EVEN CONSIDER THAT ID CALL YOU A BLARGING NINJA TAKE THAT YOU SWAB

[Odbe]

HAVE AT YOU SCURVY DOG AND SOME OTHER STUFF I UM I NEED ANOTHER CUPPA

[Coffee]

AHHA SO ODBE TOOK THE RUM
KEELHAUL THE THIEVING PIRATE WHEN HE FALLS DOWN OFF THE FENCE AGAIN

[Odbe]

HEY HEY I NEVER TOOK THE PIRATE SIDE EITHER ITS ALL A BIG CONSPIRACY ISNT IT AND THATS THEIVING WENCH TO YOU MISTER COFFEEWITHASHOTOFRUM

[Stephi_B]

YOU ARE STILL PLAYING PIRATE AND NINJA THATS KINDA SWEET BUT THE RUM IS MINE MINE MINE

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

WHAT WHAT NOW ARE YOU IMPLYING THERES STILL SOME RUM LEFT WHERE IS IT ID LIKE TO KNOW

[Stephi_B]

I OBJECT THERE IS NONE AND ILL NEVER TELL YOU WHERE IT IS ERM NOT FOR I ALSO KEEP MY HOLY GARLIC THERE ERM THERE WHERE THERE IS NO RUM LEFT WHATSOEVER

[brightpearl]

THAT DAMNED JOYCE MUST BE STOPPED

THERE OUGHTTA BE A LAW

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

WHAT HOLY GARLIC THIS PLACE IS FULL OF PIRATES AND NINJAS AND NOW VAMPIRES TOO
ALL JOY MUST BE STOPPED
I MEAN JOYCE ERM JOYCES JUICES
WHATEVER
IVE HAD NO RUM NOR ANY OTHER SPIRITS
AND NOW ALL THESE GHOSTS TOO SNEAK INTO MY BRAIN AND DIRECT MY WORDS
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE

[Stephi_B]

I THINK ALLS FINE VAMPIRES ARE SEXY AND YOUR SPIRITUAL TALKING IS FUN DONT STOP

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

ALAS I HAVE TO CONTINUE IN MY QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAILIC AND HOPEFULLY ITLL HAVE SOME RUM IN IT TOO

[Coffee]

I HAVE THE RUM IM KEEPING THE RUM AND NONE OF YE SCURVY DOGS PIRATES WENCHES VAMPIRES OR LAND LUBBERLY GARLIC FARMERS GET ANY O IT TILL I SEE YE BENDING YER BACKS TO SOME KIND OF WORK BE IT BENDING ON THE SHEETS TAILING THE LINES OR SWABBIN THE DECKS BLIMEY AND AAARRRRRRRRRR ME AND MY NINJA BUDDY WILL BE SIPPING ON IT TILL THEN

[brightpearl]

HERE IT IS INTERNATIONAL ALL CAPS DAY AND ALL YOU LOT ARE JUST LAZING AROUND LETTING IT PASS RIGHT ON BY

TYPICAL

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

NOT SO FAST YOUNG LADY I WAS WEARING ALL MY CAPS TODAY AND A LOTTA PEOPLE WERE POINTING THEIR FINGERS AT ME EVEN THOUGH THEY HAD NO CAPS

[brightpearl]

YES BUT WERE YOUR CAPS LOCKED
DOLLARS TO DONUTS THEY WERENT

ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE IF YOU ASK ME

WHICH I NOTICE YOU DIDNT

[brightpearl]

BESIDES I COULD BE A BOY

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

EVEN THEIR HEM WAS LOCKED IF YOU GET MY MEANING

BUT I HAVE MY DOUBTS ABOUT IT

BECAUSE I DONT GET IT EITHER

ID RATHER GET SOME DONUTS BEFORE I GO NUTS

[Stephi_B]

HERE IT IS INTERNATIONAL ALL CAPS DAY AND ALL YOU LOT ARE JUST LAZING AROUND LETTING IT PASS RIGHT ON BY

TYPICAL

WHOM ARE YOU CALLING A TYPICAL

MY CAPS MAY BE LAZY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT

THEY ARE CAPPY DELUXE WITH CREAM ON TOP

AND BY THE WAY IF YOU ARE A BOY MY NAME IS POLLY WITH A CRACKER

OH AND BEFORE I FORGET

CRACKER RULZ OVER DONUT

C R A C K E R S

Y E E H A A A W

THE UNIVERSE IS CRACKER SHAPED

SO IT IS

[Odbe]

THEYRE NOT CRACKERS THEYRE CRISPBREADS
YOU ARE CLEARLY UNEDUCATED

[Stephi_B]

NAH FORGET THAT EDUCATION THING

LA DEE DAH DOH

BEEN THERE DONE THAT BORED ME TO DEATH

NOWERDAYS IM A STREETWISE INTELLECTUAL AND KNOW MY CRACKERS APART FROM THE DIP

CRISPBREAD IS BORING

THE UNIVERSE ISNT BORING

THE UNIVERSE IS CRACKER SHAPED

OR OF FALAFEL FORM IF YOU FOLLOW THE SOMEWHAT UNCONVENTIONAL THINGS YOU CAN PUT INSIDE BREAD TOGETHER WITH SALAD AND SAUCE SCHOOL OF THOUGHT

[brightpearl]

POPPYCOCK
ANYONE CAN SEE THE UNIVERSE IS A TORUS AND THEREFORE MY DONUT ANALOGY IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR
CRACKERS ARE NOT TORI UNLESS YOU USE A VERY SPECIAL CRACKER BAKING DISH AS SEEN ON TV
PLUS CRACKER IS A SLUR IN THESE PARTS WHICH IM SURE YOU KNEW DESPITE NEVER HAVING BEEN HERE AND THEREFORE I AM OFFENDED WHICH AUTOMATICALLY GIVES ME THE MORAL HIGH GROUND

I HAD NO IDEA PASTRIES WERE SO CONTROVERSIAL UNTIL I STUMBLED INTO THIS RIDICULOUS DISCUSSION WHAT A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS

[Brynn]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT DONUTS MY FAVORITE FOOD GROUP WHEN IM DIETING HOW INSENSITIVE ESPECIALLY SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS IM WHEAT INTOLERANT THATS RIGHT I SAID IT WHEAT IS BAD

[Stephi_B]

I KNOW EVEN MORE SLURS THAN THERE EVER WERE

IN THIS OLE CRACKER SHAPED UNIVERSE

TORI ON THE OTHER HAND DESTRACT ME AND I BET THEY AINT WHEAT FREE

BUT I SOMEWHAT AGREE THE AMOUNT OF CARBOHYDRATES IN HERE IS NASTY

I FEEL INCLINED TO THROW IN A FEW EGGS

EGGS EGGS BABY
EGGS EGGS BABY

[lukkucairi]

EGGS STOLEN FROM ENSLAVED BATTERY HENS NO DOUBT I ALWAYS KNEW YOU COULD NOT BE TRUSTED

THIS OUTRAGE WILL BE REPORTED TO THE RELEVANT AUTHORITIES MARK MY WORDS

[Stephi_B]

HOW DO YOU DARE

IM A PROUD BIO EGG THIEF

I ONLY STEAL EGGS FROM THE MOST FREE AND HIPPIE HENS

BIGGRIN

KAY ITS MORE STRENOUS WITH THESE BIO BIRDS THEY RUN FAAAAAST MY ARSE

AND WHEN THEY CATCH ME THEY PIIIICK ME IN MY VERY SAME


ANYWAY WHAT I ACTUALLY WANTED TO SAY

YOUR AUTHORITIES YOU CAN KEEP THEM

UNLESS THEY ARE BIO

THEN IM GONNA STEAL THEIR AUTO

AND LEAVE THEM WITH THEIR RITES

HA

HA HA