ARGUE ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION

[rapscalious rob]

DISABLE SHOW PICTURES AND YOU SEE LINKS INSTEAD

THIS HAS THE ADDED BONUS OF BEING ABLE TO INSTANTLY SEE WHERE THE PICTURE IS FROM

[madasacutsnake]

STAY OUT OF THIS ROBBO

[rmr]

YOU STAY THE FVCK OUT OF THIS AND DONT YOU FVCK UP THIS THREAD AND POST PICTURES ITS ALL FVCKED UP NOW GOD DAMNIT NOTHING EVER GOES THE WAY I WANT IT TO AND BY THE WAY DONT THROW MY NAME AROUND LIKE THAT YOU ARSEHOLES I HAVE A HALF A MIND TO POST A PERIOD PERIOD

[lapietra]

AHHHHHH GOD NOOOOO

DONT DO IT

THE PAAAAAAIIIIIIN

[madasacutsnake]

YOUR A PAIN YOU SHIT ME

[lapietra]

WHATEVER

HAVE A BEER

IM ALL ARGUED OUT

[madasacutsnake]

I DONT DRINK BEER BEER IS FOR TRAMPS

[lapietra]

FINE

IM A TRAMP THEN

CHEERS

[madasacutsnake]

YEAH YOU JUST SUCK DONW ON THE MALT THERE BABY YOULL END UP IN A NURSING HOME WITHOUT ANY FEELING IN YOUR FINGERS OR TOES AND LIVING ON THIAMINE AND VIT B AND BEING INCONTINENT AND I DONT JUST MEAN OF PEE PEE

[lapietra]

BEER IS LIKE LIQUID BREAD

IT HAS VITAMINS IN IT

ESPECIALLY THE GOOD DARK STUFF MMMMMMMM


I LIKE WINE TOO
I HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION TO QUOTE WINE ENTHUSIAST END QUOTE

BUT TONIGHT
IT IS BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER FOR ME

AND FOR YOU IF YOU WILL HAVE ONE

[zenbabe]

PABST BLUE RIBBON MOTHER FVCKERS!

[lapietra]

WELL

ACTUALLY

SAMUEL SMITHS WINTER WELCOME ALE

BREWED AT YORKSHIRES OLDEST BREWERY APPARENTLY

WILL SHAKESPEARE LIKED THEIR BEER

IF ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM

ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEEE

[madasacutsnake]

SHAKESPEARE WAS FROM AVON A LONG WAY FROM YORKSHIRE SNOWBALLS CHANCE HE EVER TRIED THEIR BEER IGNORAMUS YOU WOULD BELIEVE ANYTHING

[lapietra]

SAYS SO ON THE BOTTLE

YOU GOT ANY FACTS TO PROVE IT WRONG

QUESTION MARK

I DIDNT THINK SO

BESIDES

THERE WERE HORSES

[madasacutsnake]

SHAKESPEARE ONLY EVER TRAVELLED AS FAR AS LONDON PEOPLE FROM YORKSHIRE ARE WELL KNOWN TO BE LIARS THEY WOULD SAY ANYTHING TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY THEIR PRODUCT IF SOME POOFY PLAYWRIGHT HAD TURNED UP IN LEEDS THEY WOULD HAVE STRUNG HIM UP BY HAS PANATLOONS AND ASKED HIM WHEREFORE HIS ROMEO WAS NOW THEN

[trisherina]

ALL THIS TALK ABOUT ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IS CERTAINLY NOT HELPING ME GET MY REFLECTION WEEK FOUR ASSIGNMENT DONE

I NEED TO REFLECT ON MY PERFORMANCE NOT MY CHARDONNAY

[lapietra]

WELL WE APOSTROPHE RE TALKING ABOUT SHAKESPEARE NOW




















PEOPLE COULD HAVE BROUGHT HIM BEER


YOU EVER THINK OF THAT

[madasacutsnake]

ARE YOU STUDYING PSYCHOPOP IF ITS ONE OF THOSE PISSY PERFORMANCE SELF APPRAISAL THINGS YOU JUST GIVE YOURSELF AN A FOR EVERYTHING EXCEPT ONE THING WHICH IS EASILY REMEDIED BY THE TIME THE NEXT APPRAISAL IS DUE THAT WAY THEY THINK YOU TOOK IT SERIOUSLY DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING

[madasacutsnake]

OF COURSE I THOUGHT OF THAT THERES NO WAY THAT BREWERY WOULD HAVE HORSE COURIERED HIM A BEER JUST SO THEY COULD USE HIS FACE AS A MARKETING PLOY THEY WOULDNT HAVE WANTED HIS FACE ON THEIR BEER IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EMBARASSING FOR THEM YOU KNOW NIX ABOUT ENGLAND IN 1583 DO YOU

[lapietra]

HIS FACE ISNT ON IT

THERES A QUOTE

BLESSING OF YOUR HEART
YOU BREW GOOD ALE

W SHAKESPEARE

THEY MAKE WINE TOO



MAYBE HIS FRIENDS BROUGHT HIM SOME

[lapietra]

I KNOW LOTS ABOUT ENGLAND IN 1583

FOR ONE THING

THERE WERE HORSES

ALSO

THEY DIDNT HAVE TOILETS

OR TOOTHPASTE

PEOPLE WERE A LOT SMELLIER BACK THEN

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by trisherina
I NEED TO REFLECT ON MY PERFORMANCE NOT MY CHARDONNAY

OH MY GOD I KNOW BUT SINCE DAD DID NOT DRINK THE RUM I BOUGHT HIM I AM GOING TO DO IT DAMMIT

I DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO ARIZONA ON SATURDAY :mad:

[madasacutsnake]

THEY HAD TOILETS THEY WERE CALLED LONG DROPS AND THEY DID HAVE A FORM OF TOOTHPASTE IT WAS A TOOTH POWDER THOUGH AND YOU DONT KNOW FOR SURE THAT THEY SMELLED WE CAN ONLY ASSUME THYE PROBABLY USED LOTS OF SCENTED POWDER AND DIDNT SMELL AT ALL


THERE WERE HORSES

YOU ARE SMART I AM SO IMPRESSED I GOOGLED THAT TO CONFIRM

[lapietra]

OH

AND PEOPLE SNORTED TOBACCO

[madasacutsnake]

IVE HAD LOTS OF PMS FROM PEOPLE IN ARIZONA THAT ARE REALLY PISSED ABOUT THAT TOO

[madasacutsnake]

AND QUESTION MARK

[trisherina]

MY BROTHER USED TO SNORT TOBACCO BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COOL

I WOULD NOT WANT TO GO BACK TO ARIZONA EITHER

I AM STUDYING MANAGEMENT I AM SORRY

THIS IS NOT HELPING AT ALL NOW I WANT TO GO TO STRATFORD TO WATCH PLAYS AND SNORT TOBACCO AND DRINK

[madasacutsnake]

SEE THATS THE PROBLEM YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF DRUNK STONERS

[zenbabe]

AND WHATS EVEN WORSE IS THAT I HAVE TO SMOKE IT ALL BEFORE I LEAVE BECAUSE I HEARD ALL THE BORDER CHECKS HAVE DOGS SMELLING THE TIRES AND SHIT

I GUESS SOMETHING MAJOR IS GOING ON BITCHEZ

[madasacutsnake]

ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING YOU DONT HIDE IT IN YOUR TYRES

[lapietra]

WELL IF YOURE SO DAD BLAMED SMART THEN WHERE SHOULD SHE HIDE IT

MS WINE SCHNOBB

MS ANGLO PHILE

[trisherina]

THIS IS TERRIBLE I KEEP GOING TO TRY TO TYPE SOMETHING LAME IN THE ASSIGNMENT YES EVEN LAMER THAN THIS AND I FIND MY KEYBOARD IS SET TO CAPS LOCK

[madasacutsnake]

WELL MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY TO YOU TOO

[Zaftig]

MAD I THINK YOU REALLY WANT ME TO START CALLING YOU HOOKER :eek:

ITS FULL AGAIN :p

[Klynne]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
SEE THATS THE PROBLEM YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF DRUNK STONERS

NOT TO MENTION THAT WE ARE WHORES AS WELL

[Zaftig]

ITS TOO EARLY TO ARGUE

STOP IT

[trisherina]

ITS NEVER TOO EARLY FOR A GOOD OLD KNOCK DOWN DRAG OUTER

[zero]

I LOHAT YOU LIKE THIS THROUGH CLENCHED TEETH WITHOUT SHOUTING HYPHEN SEE THE GLINT IN MY EYE TELLS YOU I REALLY FVCKING MEAN IT TOO

[rmr]

I DO NOT WANT YOUR GOODS AND SERVICES I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT MANY TIMES BEFORE NO GOOD NO SERVICES YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME AND ITS GOING TO STOP TODAY

[zero]

LISTEN JUST DONT FVCK ME DROOPYDRAWERS IVE HAD TO FUNCTION WITH NO PHONE ALL DAY WHY ILL TELL YOU WHY BECAUSE THE BATTERYS FLAT AND THATS BECAUSE YOU CANT REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT THE FVCKING CHARGER SO THATS JUST FANFVCKINTASTIC ISNT IT I LOHAT YOU

[lapietra]

LOHAT (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=lohat) EH

YOU SURE YOU MEANT LOHAT

[zero]

YES AS IN YOU ARE A LOHATSOME PERSON

[lapietra]

HAH

YOURE ONE TO TALK

YOU MAY THINK YOURE GETTING AWAY WITH IT

BUT YOURE NOT

I HAT AND LOHAT YOU TO THE SKY YOU HEAR

MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE YOUVE KNOWN

AND

IF I EVER MET YOU

AND IF YOU WERE DROWNING WHEN I MET YOU

IN A VAT OF CHOCOLATE SAY

I WOULDNT LIFT A FINGER

EVEN THO I LOVE CHOCLATE

I HAT YOU MORE THAN I LOVE CHOCLATE

YOU LOHATSOME INTEGER YOU

[zero]

LOHATING YOU
IS EASY BECAUSE YOURE HORRIBLE
VENTING HAT AT YOU
IS ALL I WANT TO DO
HAT ING YOU

LA LA LA LA LA

LALALALALA


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIEEEOOOOOOOOO

[lapietra]

AND ANOTHER THING

I LOHAT THIS THREAD

THIS IS THE MOST LOHATSOME THREAD EVER CREATED

AND YOU CREATED IT

WHICH MAKES YOU THE MOST LOHATSOME INTEGER EVER

EVER EVER EVER

AND IM SURE EVERYONE AGREES WITH ME

BECAUSE IM ALWAYS RIGHT

[lapietra]

DONT TRY TO SING

IT MAKES MY CATS YOWL

AND GIVES ME CHILLS

NOT GOOD CHILLS

MORE LIKE THE CHILLS YOU GET WHEN YOUVE TAKEN A BATH

AND YOU SIT THERE TOO LONG
AND YOUR FINGERS GET ALL PRUNY
AND YOU GET OUT AND REACH FOR A CLEAN FLUFFY COTTON TOWEL
AND ALL THE OILS ARE GONE FROM YOUR FINGERS AND IT FEELS HORRIBLY OOOOOOGY


THAT KIND OF CHILL

GAH

[lapietra]

I WIN

[ally]

WHT THE **** ARE YOU LOT ON?

[rmr]

WHAT PART OF I DONT HAVE IT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR STUPID PINK PHONE IS DEAD I DO NOT HAVE THE FVCKING CHARGER I TOLD YOU THAT YESTERDAY YOU CHOSE TO IGNORE ME PER YOUR USUAL ROUTINE AND NOW LOOK WHO IS SORRY NOT ME YOU AND ITS ALL YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT I HOPE YOU SLIP AND FALL DOWN OR SOMETHING YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN DUMB QUESTION MARK

[rmr]

PS ITS A POINT AND NOT A MARK AND ALLY WHY DONT YOU JUST SHUT UP

[lapietra]

YOU SHUT UP

[rmr]

I WASNT EVEN TALKING TO YOU WAS I SO SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE I THINK YOU TOOK THE CHARGER BY THE WAY YEAH I DO SO GIVE IT BACK OR ILL DECK YOU

[zero]

ILL DECK THE TWO OF YOU

[zero]

AT ONCE

[lapietra]

YEAH YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT

AND THEN INSTEAD OF HITTING ME

YOU TICKLE ME YOU BIG WUSS

WHICH IS MUCH WORSE

[rmr]

YOU WOULDNT HIT A GIRL THAT WEARS GLASSES WOULD YOU THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY I HAT YOU YOU WOULD YOU WOULD YOU WOULD AND BY THE WAY IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE STEP IM GOING TO SLAP YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY

[lapietra]

AND I WOULDNT LET YOU DECK ME WITH RIMMER ANYWAY

I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION

BECAUSE IM THAT WAY

AND YOU SHOULD JUST ACCEPT IT


AND RIMSIE I DID HAVE YOUR CHARGER BUT I THREW IT OUT BECAUSE YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT ANYWAY

SO FARK YOU

YOU LOHATSOME WINE ENTHUSIAST YOU

[Frieda]

SHUT THE FVCK UP BITCHES

CANT YOU EVER ACT NORMAL

[lapietra]

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT NORMAL WAS

YOU FREAK

[zero]

I AM NOT A BITCH

OW YOURE HURTING MY WRIST

[lapietra]

NO

YOURE NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG

CRYIN ALL THE TIME

WHINEY WUSS

I HAT YOU SO MUCH

[Frieda]

I HAT YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU HAT ME

[rmr]

GOD WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

[Frieda]

TO ARGUE ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION

DUH

[lapietra]

NO YOU DONT I HAT YOU MORE

YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW

WELL

I JUST DO

BECAUSE IM ALWAYS RIGHT

THEREFORE

I HAT YOU MORE THAN YOU HAT ME

IN FACT

I LOHAT YOU

[Frieda]

IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASSHAT

[rapscalious rob]

ONLY BUTTHEADS WEAR ASSHATS

[Frieda]

SO WHOOOOO HOOO HOOOOO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

[lapietra]

I LOHAT YOUR ASSHAT

[Frieda]

THE ALMIGHTY ASSHAT IS ALWAYS RIGHT

[rapscalious rob]

THE ASSHAT WAS A BAD IDEA

YOU RUINED YOUR ASSHAT BY SITTING WHERE YOU SAT

[rapscalious rob]

NOW THE ASSHAT IS SMASHED FLAT

[Frieda]

THAT REALLY SUCKS MONKEY BUTT

[lapietra]

THE ASSHAT CANT ALWAYS BE RIGHT

BECAUSE IM ALWAYS RIGHT

IF THE ASSHAT WAS ALWAYS RIGHT

I WOULD BE AN ASSHAT

[lapietra]

AND IM NOT








LEST THERE BE ANY CONFUSTION

WHICH THERE SHOULD NOT BE

[madasacutsnake]

ASSHAT

[Frieda]

MUHAHAHAHA SHUT UP OR ILL POST PICTURES OF MY FAVORITE LIFEGUARD

[rapscalious rob]

MC DAVE DOG HAZARD

PLEASE DON T

[Frieda]

TOO LATE!

http://gsa.asucla.ucla.edu/~events/hasselhoff.jpg

MUHAHAHAHAH!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA!

[lapietra]

GOD HES SUCH A GEEK

THE GEEKNESS HURTS MY EYES


OW

[Frieda]

HAAAAA EAT THIS YOU ASSHAT!!

http://www.kulichki.com/cddisk/davhshof/david.jpg

[rapscalious rob]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH GEEKINESS

ANSWER ME THAT

HAH

[lapietra]

YOU ARE NOT A GEEK

YOU THINK IM CALLING GEEKY SOMETHING THAT I DO NOT THINK IS GEEKY

DO YOU SIT NAKED IN A PIT AND BITE THE HEADS OFF CHICKENS


I DIDNT THINK SO

THEREFORE

YOU ARE NOT A GEEK

BUT I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT MR HASSELHOFF NOT ONLY SITS NAKED IN A PIT AND BITES THE HEADS OFF CHICKENS

BUT HE ALSO SNACKS ON DOG TREATS

THE GOURMET KIND

PRETTY DAMN GEEKY IF YOU ASK ME

[Klynne]

KISS MY ARSE YOU FREAKS EXCLAMATION POINT

[lapietra]

BESIDES

I SAID GEEKNESS

NOT GEEKINESS


THERES A DIFFERENCE

[Klynne]

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE MISSY LA LA I DONT THINK THERE IS ONE AND YOU ARE TALKING OUT OF YOUR ARSE AGAIN

[masterofNone]

mom, dad, don't fight.

[Klynne]

DONT MAKE ME BEAT YOU AGAIN GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU LITTLE FARKER

[lapietra]

Only 'cos it's lil Ricky -

Don't worry. Mommy and Daddy are only fighting because they love each other, and it would be much worse if they didn't fight.

After they fight, they will go upstairs and make love. Fighting gets them alllllll warmed up.

You see? Nothing to be worried about. ;)

[masterofNone]

EWWWWW

[Magpie]

MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY

[Frieda]

WELL I DRINK BECAUSE MOMMY CRIES

NOW EVERYBODY SHUT THE FVCK UP BECAUSE I HAVE A TOOTHACHE BUT YOU GUYS KNOW THAT ALREADY

AND WHY THE HELL ISNT THE SUN SHINING TODAY

[madasacutsnake]

ASK LALA THE SUN SHINES OUT OF HER NOT ME

[Frieda]

DAMMIT LALA WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU

TURN THE SUN BACK ON

[madasacutsnake]

YOU DUTCH ARE CRABBY

[Frieda]

YES ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNING

YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT HMM

[zero]

YES

YOU AND YOUR FVCKING BOLS

[Frieda]

BOLS

WHATS WRONG WITH BOLS

[zero]

NOTHING OPEN BRACKETS IF YOU ENJOY THE TASTE OF FARM SEWAGE CLOSE BRACKETS

[Frieda]

HA HA THATS THE STUFF WE GIVE TO THE TOURISTS

[zero]

NO WONDER NOBODY EVER COMES BACK FOR A SECOND VISIT

YOUR BOLS IS LOHATSOME

SLAM

[madasacutsnake]

THE WINDMILLS AND CHEESE SUCK TOO

[Frieda]

YOU SHOULD TRY AND MIX IT WITH COKE

STUPID TOURISTS

[madasacutsnake]

AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT CRAPPY BLUE AND WHITE CHINA FOR CHRISSAKE DONT YOU HAVE ANY OTHER COLOURS OVER THERE OR ARE YOU ALL TOO BUSY STICKING YOUR FINGERS IN DYKES

[Frieda]

ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHERE I STICK MY FINGERS

AND THE DELFTS BLUE IS ALSO FOR THE TOURISTS

MY GOD DO YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT WE ACTUALLY LIKE THAT CRAP

[madasacutsnake]

JUST KEEP YOUR FINGERS AWAY FROM ME DUTCH GIRL YOUR MAN TASMAN JUST GOT VERY LOST AND VERY LUCKY HE WAS A BIG LOSER REALLY I READ THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY DYING WHEN HE FOUND TASMANIA AND THAT THE FRENCH PEOPLE WHO WERE ALREADY THERE SAVED HIM AND HIS CREW NURSING THEM BACK TO HEALTH AND GIVING THEM PROVISIONS IN RETURN HE SLAUGHTERED THEM ALL THEN RAN BACK TO NEVERLAND YELLING ABOUT HOW HE HAD DISCOVERED A GREAT SOUTHERN CONTINENT HE WAS A LIAR AND A FRANCOPHILE TO BOOT AND I BET YOU ARE TOO

[Frieda]

DONT CALL ME A LIAR BITCH

[lapietra]

HEY WHICH ONE OF YOU LOSERS IS GONNA MAKE MY BREAKFAST

AND WHY THE HELL ISNT IT READY ALREADY

[trisherina]

UH SORRY BUT I GOT YOU A BIG FANCY GOURMET KITCHEN

YOU WILL BE MAKING MY BREAKFAST IN IT

I WANT 2 BRAISED EGGS 4 RASHERS OF CRISP BACON HEAVILY BUTTERED TOAST APPLE BUTTER THINLY SLICED ROASTED POTATOES STEAMING HOT ESPRESSO AND A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE WITH A SCANT TABLESPOON OF REAL WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP

TIMES A WASTING

[lapietra]

YOU KNOW YOUVE GOT SOME NERVE BUYING ME A GIFT AND THEN TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL AS IF I OWE YOU SOMETHING

YOULL BE LUCKY IF YOU GET CRAB CAKES BENEDICT WITH APPLE SMOKED BACON FRESH BAKED CRANBERRY ORANGE SCONES JAMAICA BLUE MOUNTAIN COFFEE WITH DOUBLE CREAM AND FRESH SQUEEZED ORANGE JUICE

COS I COOKS WHAT I LIKE SEE

AND YOULL EAT IT

ON PAIN OF AN EXTREMELY LONG BOUT OF TICKLING

[trisherina]

YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN THIS IS WHY YOU GET THE KITCHEN

I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF FEELING SO INADEQUATE TO YOU PEOPLE WHO CAN COOK

WARMERS UNITE

[lapietra]

GAH

NOW I WANT BREAKFAST

AND ITS THE NIGHT BEFORE

AND I HAVE TO WAIT ABOUT EIGHT HOURS

DRAT AND PHOOEY

[Magpie]

STOP YER WHINING WHIMPY

GRAB A POP TART AND BE HAPPY YOU CAN
THERES PEOPLE STARVING IN AFRICA DONTCHA KNOW

[lapietra]

GAH

I DONT HAVE ANY POP TARTS

AND BESIDES

IT STILL DOESNT MAKE IT BREAKFAST TIME

[Frieda]

IT IS BREAKFAST TIME DAMMIT

[Magpie]

WELL ITS MORNING ISNT IT
YOUVE GOT THAT BIG FANCY ASS KITCHEN
GET IN THERE AND WHIP SOMETHIN UP WOMAN
AND WHILE YOURE AT IT I LIKE MY BACON CRISPY

[Frieda]

SO YOU LIKE YOUR BACON CRISPY HUH

WHY DON'T YOU SIT IN THE PAN FOR A WHILE

AND WHILE YOURE THERE YOU CAN MAKE ME A FRUIT SHAKE

[Magpie]

MAKE YOUR OWN FRUIT SHAKE
INFACT YOU CAN I HAVE A FEW IDEAS OF WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THOSE BANANAS
DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

AND ANOTHER THING
WHY DO DRUNKS ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP AND WHEN I DRINK
I CANT FALL ASLEEP HUH HUH ANSWER ME THAT

[lapietra]

ITS NOT FALLING ASLEEP

ITS PASSING OUT

YOU HAVE TO DRINK ENOUGH TO PASS OUT

OF COURSE

IN THE MORNING YOULL FEEL LIKE ASS

AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO EAT THE BEAUTIFUL BIG BREAKFAST IM GOING TO MAKE

SO QUIT YER WHINING

[Magpie]

WELL FINE

NOW THAT YOUVE SAID THAT TO ME IM GOING TO BED
AND HUNGRY TOO
I EXPECT THAT BREAKFAST TO BE READY WHEN I AWAKE FROM SLUMBER AND

REMEMBER I WANT MY BACON CRISPY OR THEYLL BE HELL TO PAY

:rolleyes:

[madasacutsnake]

PISS ON HER BACON

[trisherina]

WHILE YOU'RE RUINING FOOD MAY I SUGGEST A LITTLE FLAX SEED MEAL

[madasacutsnake]

YOUR OBSESSED DONT SUGGEST ANYTHING EVER AGAIN OK

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I KNEW YOUD SAY THAT

YOU ARE JUST SOOOOOOOOOOOOO PREDICTABLE

[madasacutsnake]

OH SAYS MISTER NEVER HAD AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT IN HIS LIFE A POINT IN QUESTION QUOTE GREEK TRAGEDY UNQUOTE

[Simage]

OH SAYS MISTER NEVER HAD AN ORGASM

ISNT THAT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY

[RuneT]

SLUTS

[zero]

Originally posted by RuneT
SLUTS

SHUT UP IM ON THE PHONE

[RuneT]

Originally posted by zero
SHUT UP IM ON THE PHONE

THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU LESS OF A SLUT

[Clytie]

DONT PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME ITS RAINING

[RuneT]

DONT PUT YOUR LEGS WHERE IM PEEING

[Clytie]

FIND A TOILET

[Hyakujo's Fox]

HEY YOU WEAR A TOILET ROLL ON YOUR HEAD THATS THE RISK YOU TAKE

[daverbee]

DIDNT YOU NOTICE SHE SWITCHED TO A TEACUP THATS SO SHE CAN CATCH THE STUFF AND NOT GET WET

[Clytie]

AHHHHHHHHH ITS A TEACUP NOT A URINAL

[daverbee]

THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH SENSE TO CLEAN IT OUT BEFORE YOU DRINK OUT OF IT

[Avalon]

I SUPPOSE NEXT YOU AREA GOING TO CLAIM THOSE ARE SUGAR CUBES AND NOT URINAL CAKES

[Clytie]

THEY ARE SUGAR CUBES

DONT MAKE ME DUMP IT ON YOU

[lapietra]

DAMMIT

I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE NICE DREAMS AND THEY TURN OUT TO BE DREAMS

I HAD A DREAM

THAT I HAD A BIG BEAUTIFUL KITCHEN WITH A STAINLESS STEEL WALK IN FRIDGE AND FREEZER AND A DISHWASHER AND A HUGE PANTRY AND A BUTCHER BLOCK IN THE CENTER OF IT

AND I WOKE UP

BAH

I HOLD YOU ALL RESPONSIBLE

GETTING MY HOPES UP

[Coffee]

DAMN LALA WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
YOU HAVE NICE DREAMS AND WAKE UP YELLING ABOUT IT
GOD HELP US IF YOU HAVE A NIGHTMARE YOU MIGHT USE BOLD TEXT TOO

I HAD A NICE DREAM LAST NIGHT TOO I WAS HAVING HOT SEX WITH A VERY VERY VERY SEXY WOMAN AND YOU DONT SEE ME YELLING ABOUT IT OOPS

[zero]

Originally posted by Coffee
I HAD A NICE DREAM LAST NIGHT TOO I WAS HAVING HOT SEX WITH A VERY VERY VERY SEXY WOMAN...

WELL THANKS A BLOODY LOT FOR THAT IMAGE YOU UTTER BASTARD NOW ILL HAVE A NIGHTMARE TONIGHT ABOUT THAT I KNOW I WILL

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Coffee
DAMN LALA WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
YOU HAVE NICE DREAMS AND WAKE UP YELLING ABOUT IT
GOD HELP US IF YOU HAVE A NIGHTMARE YOU MIGHT USE BOLD TEXT TOO

I HAD A NICE DREAM LAST NIGHT TOO I WAS HAVING HOT SEX WITH A VERY VERY VERY SEXY WOMAN AND YOU DONT SEE ME YELLING ABOUT IT OOPS THAT WASNT A VERY VERY VERY SEXY WOMAN YOU IMBECILE THAT WAS LALAS BUTCHER BLOCK

[trisherina]

DONT YOU KNOW A PROPHETIC DREAM WHEN YOU HAVE ONE LALA FOR HEAVENS SAKE

[Coffee]

Originally posted by zero
WELL THANKS A BLOODY LOT FOR THAT IMAGE YOU UTTER BASTARD NOW ILL HAVE A NIGHTMARE TONIGHT ABOUT THAT I KNOW I WILL

FARK OFF ZERO HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A BASTARD THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
IT IS RARE ENOUGH FOR ANY ACTION TO HAPPEN FOR ME DREAM OR REAL OR PRETEND OR WHATEVER SO DON'T GIVE ME SHITE FOR SHARING WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN EVEN IF IT IS A JUST DREAM IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR NIGHTMARES DONT TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD PFFFFFT JUST CUZ THERE WILL POSSIBLY BE A VERY VERY VERY SEXY WOMAN IN THE DREAM WITH ME NEXT TIME YOU HAVE DREAMS ABOUT ME IS NOT MY PROBLEM AND I DONT SEE WHY THAT WOULD CAUSE YOU NIGHTMARES ANYWAYS JUST WHAT ARE TRYING TO SAY ANYHOW NEVERMIND I DONT CARE NOT ONE LITTLE BIT ZIP NADA ZERO

AND DAVERBEE
OUCH JUST OUCH DAMN YOU OUCH
HOWEVER NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT WAS ON A VERY VERY VERY FIRM MATRESS AND I REMEMBER SMELLING FOOD PERHAPS NAAAAAA COULDNT BE

LALA WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL DREAM KITCHEN LAST NIGHT

[malarkey]

AVALON IS AN IDIOT AND I DONT CARE ANYMORE!!!

[zero]

TRY HERE (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4903&highlight=bannage) MCCLARKIE IT MAY BE YOUR ONLY HOPE NOW

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Coffee
LALA WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL DREAM KITCHEN LAST NIGHT

WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK

I WAS COOKING BREAKFAST

AFTER I DREAMED THAT ABOUT EIGHTY PER CENT OF THE POPULATION OF MY SMALL TOWN WERE MURDERED BY SOME MALICIOUS TERRORIST GROUP AND THEN LOOKING FOR COMFORT AND FINDING SOMEONE ID ALWAYS LOVED AND DISCOVERING THAT HE WOULD LET ME LAY ON HIS CHEST LIKE A CAT AND PUT HIS ARMS AROUND ME AND HE WAS BIG ENOUGH THAT I WAS VERY SMALL AND THEN NEXT THING I KNEW I WAS COOKING BREAKFAST

HAPPILY I MIGHT ADD

INSTEAD I WOKE UP AND ATE A HANDFUL OF PEANUTS

AND THEN I BUILT A WEBSITE

SO MUCH FOR MY ROMANTIC LIFE
BAH HUMBUG

[madasacutsnake]

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THORPY IS GAY EVEN IF HE WERE IN YOUR SMALL TOWN HE WOULD NOT WANT YOU ON ACCOUNT OF YOU NOT HAVING A PENIS

[Zaftig]

HOOKER

[lapietra]

I DONT CARE IF HES GAY

I WOULD SWIM WITH HIM IN A NEW YORK MINUTE

ANYWAY I JUST READ WHAT I WROTE AND REALISED YOU ALL THINK IM TALKING ABOUT PENISES

AS USUAL

WELL IM NOT

FOR ONCE

[lapietra]

DONT LOOK AT ME THAT WAY

IM NOT TALKING ABOUT PENISES

IM TALKING ABOUT NICE COMFY BROAD MAN CHESTESES

SO THERE

[madasacutsnake]

STUPID WED ALL SWIM WITH HIM ITS JUST THAT HE PROBABLY WOULDNT SWIM WITH US I DO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY SWIM BY THE WAY AND IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH PENISES A LITTLE TO DO WITH CHESTITTIES AND NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH YOU

[lapietra]

AGHAST


IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH ME


SPEECHLESS

[zero]

UH OH LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS HERE COMES HAGAR THE HORRIBLE AND HIS HELLISH HORNED HELMET THAT WE LOVE TO HAT

[zenbabe]

DONT EVEN THINK THAT YOUR PENIS IS BIGGER THAN THE OCEAN THAT I CAN OUTSWIM YOUR ASS IN DEATH OR NOT ITS TELLING YOURSELF YOU ARE NOT ON TOP OF THE FVCKING FOOD CHAIN AND DEAL WITH IT

MERMAID OR NOT

[Clytie]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT GENITALS?

[RuneT]

IS THIS THREAD A SLUT MAGNET OR WHAT?

[Clytie]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SLUT

[RuneT]

I HATE IT WHEN YOU MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF SLUT SLUTS YOU ARE ALL SLUTS

[zero]

STOP OVERREACTING DRAMA QUEEN HE NEVER ACTUALLY CALLED YOU A SLUT JUST IMPLIED

[zero]

STOP JUMPING THE QUEUE

[Clytie]

I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN

BUT WHY AM I ARGUING WITH YOU

YOUR A NOTHING

YOU DONT EXIST

BIG FAT ZERO

[zero]

AND YOUR NAME IS QUESTION MARK

[RuneT]

IM CLOSING THIS THREAD IT ANNOYS ME

[Clytie]

FINE THEN RUN LIKE A COWARD

[RuneT]

ITS CLOSED

CANT YOU READ

[Clytie]

MAYBE YOUR THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM

YOU KEEP COMING BACK IN HERE

SLAMS DOOR ON HIM

[lapietra]

FINALLY

SOME TIME ALONE

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT YOU PUT THE LID BACK ON THE NUTELLA AFTER YOUVE GONE PUTTING YOUR SLOBBERY FINGERS AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ALL ELSE IN IT

BLECH

I DONT KNOW IF ILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY NUTELLA EVER AGAIN

FARK YOU ALL

[Clytie]

I WANT NUTELLA

IM SO CRAVING CHOCOLATE

AND HERE YOU AREA WAVING NUTELLA IN MY FACE

GROWLS

[lapietra]

WELL ID SHARE IT WITH YOU BUT I DONT TRUST YOU TO PUT THE LID BACK ON THE JAR

SO THIS IS MY JAR OF NUTELLA

GET YOUR OWN DAMN JAR

[Clytie]

WE DONT GET IT WHERE I LIVE
I CANT BELIEVE YOUR GOING TO BE THAT SELFISH

[lapietra]

YOU KNOW WHAT

JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID IM SELFISH

YOURE NOT GETTING A DAMN THING FROM ME

EXCEPT FOR THE THREE JARS I SENT IN THE MAIL

BUT THATS IT

UNTIL THE NEXT TIME

GOT THAT

QUESTION MARK

[Clytie]

AND NOW YOUR CALLING ME QUESTION MARK
*RAISES EYEBROWS* WHAT THE HECK
I HAVE A NAME

[lapietra]

YEAH

I KNOW WHAT IT IS

DO YOU

QUESTION MARK

[Audreyvgs]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH NUTELLA ANYWAY WHATS THATLIKE
12000 CALORIES PER TEASPOON HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MINDS

[Avalon]

IF YOU EAT NUTELLA IT ISNT YOUR MIND YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT IS YOU ASS

[Hyakujo's Fox]

NOBODY HAS EVEN MENTIONED EATING THE STUFF

[madasacutsnake]

IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A MALE SLUT

[zenbabe]

YES ITS WHAT YOU WOULD BE IF YOU HAD A PENIS

[Zaftig]

THAT WAS INVENTIVE

[melissa]

BUT TRUE!!

[Simage]

WHAT

YOU LADIES KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE

USING THE TERM LADIES LOOSLEY :p

[trisherina]

IF LADIES ARE USED LOOSELY THEY ARE NOT LADIES

[Simage]

ZAF SAYS YOURE ALL SLUTS


~runs and hides~

[Zaftig]

SIMAGE IS THE QUEEN SLUT

HE GIVES IT UP ALL THE TIME

[Simage]

SO WHAT

THAT MAKES YOU A LESBIAN

[madasacutsnake]

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A SLUT SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE SLUTS

[Zaftig]

I AM A REFORMED SLUT

I ONLY GIVE UP FOR SIM NOW

[madasacutsnake]

MARRIED SLUTS I RECKON THERES A WEBSITE WITH THAT NAME

[Zaftig]

IS THERE ONE FOR HOOKERS

[madasacutsnake]

DONT INFER THINGS ABOUT WHICH YOU KNOW NOTHING

[Zaftig]

I REALLY SHOULDNT ARGUE

EVEN ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF

IM NO GOOD AT IT

[madasacutsnake]

IVE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE PRETTY USELESS AT IT YOU SHOULD STAY OUT OF THIS THREAD UNTIL YOU CAN PISS WITH THE BIG GIRLS I SAY GIRLS BECAUSE DO YOU NOTICE HOW THE BOYS ARE TOO AFRAID TO COME IN HERE QUESTION MARK

[trisherina]

JUST THREATEN TO PISS ON SOMETHING BATTENBURG LACE AND MAD WILL GO RIGHT OFF HER ROCKER GO ON DO IT

SAY A STREAM OF URINE TRAVELS PAST A TOILET WITH THE SEAT DOWN AND ENDS UP ON A BATTENBURG LACE SHOWER CURTAIN C 1920

HER EYES WILL FALL OUT

[madasacutsnake]

DO WHAT YOU WANT I CAN GET ANY STAINS OR STINK OUT OF ANYTHING JUST ASK ME

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I BET YOU KNOW HOW TO GET ANY STAIN OR STINK IN TO ANYTHING AS WELL

[madasacutsnake]

HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING ROY AND HG AGAIN FOX BECAUSE THAT IS ONCE MORE A VERY UNORIGINAL COMMENT WHICH DOES NOT SPEAK TO THE KIDS NOR GET THEM INVOLVED FYI IT STANDS TO REASON THAT THE COROLLARY OF BEING ABLE TO DESTINK AND DESTAIN IS TO BE ABLE TO STAIN AND STINK AND IF ANYONE MESSES WITH ME I DO BOTH WITH VICIOUS AND GLORIOUS ABANDON SO IF YOU WANT TO BE STAINED OH UNSTAINED MOTHER OF US ALL KEEP UP THE SNIPING AND SO MOTE IT BE

[Hyakujo's Fox]

NO I MISSED ROY AND HG BECAUSE UNLIKE YOURSELF I DO NOT OBSESSIVELY WATCH EVERY MOVE THEY MAKE WHILE THINKING ABOUT NEW WAYS TO LEAVE STAINS

[madasacutsnake]

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE ALL THE TAPES FROM ATHENS SYDNEY AND SALT LAKE CITY AND I MEAN THE ONES I TAPED MYSELF 10 HOURS PER OLYMPICS NOT THE ABRIDGED ONES YOU BUY FROM ABC DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AM OBSESSIVE NOR A STALKER AS THE COURT DOCUMENTS ALLEGE

[Clytie]

WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE YOURSELF TO THE BRAGGING THREAD
STUPID MARATHON RUNNERS DESERVE TO DIE

[lapietra]

OH FFS

HOW COULD YOU LET THIS THREAD SLIP TO THE SECOND PAGE

IT IS SO IMPORTANT

[trisherina]

I AM TOO PISSED OFF AT EVERYONE TO EVEN ENGAGE IN ARGUMENT

[rmr]

THEN WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP

[trisherina]

NO ----YOU---- SHUT UP

[lapietra]

DONT YOU START TALKING TO ME ABOUT PRIORITIES

YOU HIPPOCAMPUS YOU

[rmr]

MAKE ME YOU JERK YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

[trisherina]

THERE YOU GO GETTING ME TO ARGUE AGAIN

I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT BUT YOU DROVE ME TO IT

NEVER MIND I AM GOING TO MAKE ZENBABES MILLION DOLLAR POTATOES TONIGHT AND NOT INVITE ANYONE EXCEPT MY FRIEND ADOBE STEVE WHO IS SINGLE TALL HANDSOME BRILLIANT HETEROSEXUAL AND AN ALL AROUND GREAT CATCH SO THERE

STICK THAT IN YOUR PIEHOLE

[rmr]

IM FVKCING SORRY OKAY CAN I COME NOW

[zero]

IM TOO ANGRY WITH YOU TO EVEN SPEAK I I

I

I

[lapietra]

DAMMIT TRISH

YOU WERE GONNA SET ME UP WITH ADOBE STEVE

NOW YOURE ALL MACKIN ON HIM YOURSELF

SOME KINDA FRIEND YOU ARE


TRUST YOU TO SNAP UP ALL THE GOOD MEN

SHEESH

BLONDES

[Coffee]

Originally posted by rmr
IM FVKCING SORRY OKAY CAN I COME NOW


CUM ANYTIME YOU WANT WHILE FVCKING OR NOT AND DONT BE SORRY OKAY BUT WATCH YOUR SPELLING A BIT CLOSER

I HOPE I HAVEN'T PUT PHANTOM PUCTUATION IN THE WRONG PLACES IN YOUR SENTANCE RMR OR THAT WOULD REALLY BE TAKING YOUR STATEMENT OUT OF CONTEXT BUT IF SO FARK IT WHO CARES ITS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT USING PUNCTUATION

[trisherina]

HERES WHERE I TWIST THE KNIFE IN RMR

HES LIBERTARIAN WITH DISTINCTLY CONSERVATIVE LEANINGS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IF YOU CAN MAKE IT HERE BY 6MST I WILL SAVE YOU A POTATO

HAHAHAHAHA

ON THE OTHER HAND THIS WILL MAKE LALA FEEL BETTER

LOOK ZERO IS HAVING A FIT OF APOPLEXY AND COFFEE THINKS HE IS RON JEREMY

HAHAHAHAHA

[lapietra]

YEAH RMR DONT BE SO DAMN SUBMISSIVE

YOURE ENTIRELY TOO APOLOGETIC AND MEEK

GET A LIFE

[lapietra]

Originally posted by trisherina


HES LIBERTARIAN WITH DISTINCTLY CONSERVATIVE LEANINGS



SO

THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OKAY

MANSTEALER

HES MINE I TELL YOU





I CAN FIX HIM

[zero]

I DOT DOT DOT I DOT DOT DOT I DOT DOT DOT

[rmr]

JEALOUS BITCHES AND I INCLUDE ZERO AND COFFEE IN THAT STATEMENT

[trisherina]

YOU ARE WASTING VALUABLE TIME ARGUING WHEN YOU COULD RIGHT NOW BE CHARTERING A LEAR

Originally posted by lapietra
I CAN FIX HIM

BY THE WAY GREAT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GRADUATION FROM VETERINARY SCHOOL LALA

[rmr]

YOU ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE I AM ON TO YOU THERE IS NO MAN YOU ARE TRYING TO POSION US WITH YOUR POTATOS GET A LIFE TRISH

[Coffee]

SO YOU COMPARE ME TO RON JEREMY TRISHEREENER NEENER
I NEVER SUGGESTED ANYTHING LIKE THAT SO WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU HUH EXCEPT THAT PERHAPS YOU HAVE XENOPHILIC TENDENCIES AND ARE SECRETLY LUSTING AFTER ME WHO COINCIDENTALLY HAPPENS TO BE A SINGLE TALL HANDSOME BRILLIANT HETEROSEXUAL AND AN ALL AROUND GREAT CATCH AND A GREEN/LIBERTARIAN WITH SOME NOT SO DISNTINCTLY BUT NEVERTHELESS OCCASIONAL CONSERVATIVE LEANINGS WHO COULD ACTUALLY BE COMPARED TO RON JEREMY IN A CERTAIN SPECIAL WAY SO THERE NEENER NEENER NEENER NEENER

AND YOU THINK YOU ARE ALL THAT CUZ YOU CAN USE WORDS WITH XS IN THEM PFFFFFT NEENER NEENER NEENER NEENER

[trisherina]

YOU CAN THINK THAT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER

I MAY BE A SCURRILOUS WEASEL BUT I DO NOT LIE ABOUT POTATOES AND MEN

[Audreyvgs]

THIS IS 2004 YOU CAN COME WHENEVER YOU WANT

[lapietra]

Originally posted by trisherina
BY THE WAY GREAT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GRADUATION FROM VETERINARY SCHOOL LALA

PERHAPS YOU COULD USE YOUR CONSIDERABLE LANGUAGE SKILLS TO COMMUNICATE THAT A LITTLE MORE CLEARLY

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WOMAN

[lapietra]

OH

[lapietra]

WELL JUST BECAUSE I HAVENT BEEN SUCCESSFUL YET AT FIXING ONE

DOESNT MEAN I WONT EVER

I JUST HAVE TO KEEP TRYING SEE

IM GETTING BETTER

I AM

REALLY

[rmr]

PUT THE BEEF JERKY AWAY I WILL NOT EAT ANY MORE NO MORE IVE HAD ENOUGH ARE YOU LISTENING AND BY THE WAY THOSE PANTS ARE WAY TOO TIGHT

[trisherina]

EATING BEEF JERKY IS SIMPLY A TRANSPARENT FORM OF DEFENSE MECHANISM KNOWN AS SUBLIMATION

[lapietra]

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PENISES YET AGAIN??


GOOD GRIEF

[lapietra]

Originally posted by zero
I DOT DOT DOT I DOT DOT DOT I DOT DOT DOT

DUDE

YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT ASTHMA OF YOURS

ALL THAT WHEEZING IS REALLY ANNOYING

[trisherina]

ANYONE CAN SEE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS PET PIG NAMED DOT

[rmr]

MY NAME IS REALLY OPRAH CANT YOU UNDERSTAND

[zero]

WHERES MY CHARGER THIS TIME THEN OPHRAH

[lapietra]

I TOLD YOU

I THREW IT AWAY BECAUSE YOU DIDNT KNOW HOW TO WORK IT ANYWAY

GO GET YOURSELF A REAL PHONE

NOT ONE OF THOSE POUFY SILVER DEALS THAT HAS TO BE CHARGED EVERY OTHER DAY

WHAT A WASTE OF TIME

[rmr]

WELL AT LEAST YOU GOT THE OPRAH PART STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL I DO NOT WILL NOT HAVE NOT EVER HAD YOUR CHARGER MIGHT I SUGGEST BENDING OVER AND CHECKING WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE YOU MAY FIND IT THERE

SIGNED MRS OPRAH

[lapietra]

FINE

JUST KEEP IGNORING ME

YOULL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PRECIOUS CHARGER

YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THAT STUPID THING THAN YOU DO ME


BAH

[zero]

WHERE IS IT

THINK WHERE YOU PUT IT

THINK

[rmr]

WHY DONT YOU THINK FOR ONCE OK FOR ONCE DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT AND WHY DONT YOU TRY LISTENING ONCE INSTEAD OF SIMPLY HEARING ME OK JERK

AND LALA SHUT UP OK

[lapietra]

WHY OF COURSE ILL SHUT UP

WHATEVER YOU LIKE

BY THE WAY IM GOING TO END IT ALL SOON

IN A VERY UNPLEASANT WAY

HAVE A NICE DAY

[rmr]

THANK YOU I WILL AND BY THE WAY DONT TRIP OVER THE PILE OF FVCK OFF IVE LEFT FOR YOU BY THE DOOR

[lapietra]

THANK YOU I WONT

DOODYHEAD

[Coffee]

WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHY DO YOU KEEP ARGUING ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION QUESTION MARK

[lapietra]

YOU MUST BE LOST

[Coffee]

YA SO WHAT WHO REALLY KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE AT ANY GIVEN TIME YOU ARE SO STUCK IN LOCAL REALITY GET OVER IT ALREADY WE ARE ON A PLANET THAT IS TRAVELING AT 90 MILES A SECOND AROUND A SUN THAT IS MOVING AT THE RATE OF A MILLION MILES A DAY AROUND THE CORE OF OUR GALAXY AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE TOOLS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ULTIMATE CENTER OUR GALAXY IS TRAVELING AROUND OR HOW FAST SO HOW THE FARK CAN YOU EXPECT ME OR ANYONE TO KNOW WHERE THE HELL WE ARE

OF COURSE IM LOST

[lapietra]

DUDE

YOU NEED TO FOCUS

[melissa]

COFFEE YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN

[Coffee]

JUST DONT LOOK AT THE SUN WHILE FOCUSING YOU DOODYHEAD OR YOULL GO BLIND

I PREFER TO STAY SAFE AND BLURRY WHILE SO CLOSE TO A NUCLEAR POWERED ELECTO DASH MAGNETIC MULTI DASH SPECTRAL EMISSION SOURCE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

THINK UNIVERSALLY AND ACT GLOBALY UNTIL INTERPLANETARY TRAVEL LOOSENS CURRENT ACTING RESTRICTIONS IS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY

[zero]

Originally posted by Coffee
YA SO WHAT WHO REALLY KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE AT ANY GIVEN TIME YOU ARE SO STUCK IN LOCAL REALITY GET OVER IT ALREADY WE ARE ON A PLANET THAT IS TRAVELING AT 90 MILES A SECOND AROUND A SUN THAT IS MOVING AT THE RATE OF A MILLION MILES A DAY AROUND THE CORE OF OUR GALAXY AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE TOOLS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ULTIMATE CENTER OUR GALAXY IS TRAVELING AROUND OR HOW FAST SO HOW THE FARK CAN YOU EXPECT ME OR ANYONE TO KNOW WHERE THE HELL WE ARE

OF COURSE IM LOST

YOURE THE KNOBEND WHO KEEPS SPAMMING MY EMAIL AT WORK ARENT YOU

[chuckie egg]

DAMMIT THIS THREAD IS SO ANNOYING I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[rmr]

THEN STAY OUT OF OF IT

ITS LIKE MY OLD GRANNIE USED TO SAY IF YOU CANT TAKE THE HEAT STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN

RESPECT YEAH SHE SAID THAT TOO

[Coffee]

HEY ZERO GREAT WORD KNOBEND MIND IF I BORROW IT SOMETIMES PUNCTUATION MARK SIGNIFYING THE END OF INTEROGATORY SENTANCES
BUT NO IM THE KNOBEND THAT GETS SPAMMED 65 TIMES A DAY BY OTHER KNOBENDS WHILE AT MY OWN WORK
FIRST THING ID DO IF INTERSTELLAR I SHOULD HAVE SAID NOT INTERPLANETARY TRAVEL BECOMES POSSIBLE WOULD BE TO LAUNCH ALL KNOWN SPAMMERS INTO THE CENTER OF A SUN FAR FAR FROM US

[dinzdale]

SHE ALSO SAID NEXT AND ONE AT A TIME PLEASE THE OLD BAT WHAT'S SHE DOING IN THIS THREAD ANYWAY OR ARE YOU STILL WEARING HER PANTIES QUESTION MARK