ARGUE ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION

[Coffee]

YOU CANT EDIT IN THIS THREAD OR THE EDIT FUNCTION AUTOMATICALLY INSERTS PUNKUATION WHAT WERE U THINKING
ANAL RETENTIVENESS
THIS THREAD IS SOILED AGAIN
THANK U VERY MUCH BRYNN

[Odbe]

TOO BAD LET US EDIT WHEN WE LIKE HAVENT YOU NOTICED THAT THE SIGNATURES ALREADY HAVE PUNCK-TYOOAYSHUN AND THERES NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT
AND I SEE YOUR POST COUNT ISNT HELPING EITHER MISTER 7 428

[Coffee]

THATS 7429 TO YOU MR ODBE AND SINCE YOU MENTIONED IT NO SIGNATURES ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD EITHER WE GOT TO HOLD THE LINE SINCE IT IS GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET WITH + SIGNS AND SHITE LATELY

[Stephi_B]

WOAH MR INSTABLE NUMBER YOU TAKE THAT BACK ASAP
HEDGEHOGS AINT SHITE THEYS SWEET
SWEETER THAN YOU WITH THREE POUND SUGAR PER CUP

[brightpearl]

BARNACLES

[lukkucairi]

BLASPHEMY YOU CANT SAY SUCH SALTY STUFF IN HERE ILL HAVE YOU KNOW YOUNG MISSY THIS IS GOING ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD

[Coffee]

GOOD LUCK HOLDING HER DOWN LONG ENOUGH TO ADD ANOTHER INFARKTION TATTOO TO HER BACK AS IF YOU CAN FIND ANY ROOM BUT BLESS OU FOR TRYING LUKK

[Veruki]

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ON HER BACK

[brightpearl]

BECAUSE THE FRONT IS TAKEN UP ENTIRELY WITH A HIGHLY DETAILED TATOOED PHOTO OF MYSELF

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

[Veruki]

BEING CONCEITED IS NOT A VIRTUE

[brightpearl]

SORRY CANT HEAR YOU
THE NOISE FROM THE WORKMEN INSTALLING MY NEW MIRRORED LIVING ROOM IS FAR TOO LOUD

[T.I.P.]

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT ARGUING YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ARGUING

[T.I.P.]

IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE ON THIS GODFORSAKEN ROCK

[auntie aubrey]

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

[T.I.P.]

THATS NOT ARGUING THATS SILLY REPETITIVE BABBLING REMINDS ME OF THE ONE WITH THE BAD SKIN CONDITION WHO COMES IN HERE SOMETIMES

[T.I.P.]

I WIN I WIN I WIN

[Bman]

IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT YOUR VOICE IS TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF STUPID

[T.I.P.]

YOUR CALCULATIONS ARE NEARLY FLAWLESS YET THEY FAIL TO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE VARIATION IN VISCOSITY OF THE NON NEWTONIAN FLUIDS THAT MY PREVIOUS WORDS WERE PROPAGATING IN THEREFORE YOUR STATEMENT SEEMS PRETTY BUT LACKS ANY REAL SUBSTANCE

[T.I.P.]

AND BY PRETTY I MEAN PRETTY DOT DOT DOT LEFT ARROW FILL IN THE DOTS

[Bman]

REAL SUBSTANCE IS OVERRATED AND I DID IT ALL BY HAND

[Brynn]

WHY TAKE LOVE AND CARE WITH ANYTHING NOWADAYS I MEAN REALLY

[brightpearl]

I DONT AGREE
I TAKE LOVE AND CARE IN ALL THAT I DO
THE LOT OF YOU ARE WHOLLY UNINFORMED IDIOTS

[Hyakujo's Fox]

THERE ARE NO WHOLLS IN MY UNINFORM SO WHOSE THE IDIOT NOW HUH

[Hyakujo's Fox]

THE IDIOT NOW IDIOT

[Stephi_B]

CALLING EACH OTHER AND YOURSELVES IDIOT
HOW BOOOOOOOOOOORING
NO NEW MORE CREATIVE CUSS WORDS HERE HUH
TOERAGS (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=toerag) YOU

YEAH ITS NEITHER NEW NOR VERY CREATIVE BUT IM NOT PAYED FOR MAKING UP CUSS WORDS KAY

[brightpearl]

THERE ARE NO WHOLLS IN MY UNINFORM SO WHOSE THE IDIOT NOW HUH

THE MICKEY D HAT IS ALL BRIGHT AND SHINY IS IT
I DONT WANT FRIES WITH MY SHAKE SO DONT ASK

[Coffee]

I LOVE ALL OF YOU EVEN IF I DO DISAGREE COMPLETELY WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY DO THINK AND REPRESENT I ASLO LOVE HEMMOROIDS VOMIT UNUSUAL ICECREAM FLAVORS OF ALL KINDS SO DONT GET TOO WARM AND FUZZY ON ME

[Coffee]

AND STEPI EDITED AGAIN I SEE THAT DISPICABLE VANILLA PUNKATION UNDER HER LAST POST AND I AM OFFENSIVE OFFENSIVE I TELL YOU AND DONT GIVE ME NO CARP ABOUT HOW PUNKATION IS TO THE LEFT SIDE OF ALL OUR POSTS ONLY THE STUFF IN THE LIGHT ORANGE FEELD COUNTS

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

YOU ARE ALL WRONG AND INCORRECT NONE OF YOU HAS AN IDEA ABOUT ANYTHING THAT IS OF ANY MERIT
YOU NEED TO JUST DO AS I SUGGEST AND YOU WILL BE FINE
AMERICANS KNOW MORE THAN ANYONE ABOUT EVERYTHING SO OUR OPINIONS ARE ACTUALLY FACTS AND WHAT WE DO SHOULD NEVER BE QUESTIONED OR CRITISIZED

[Coffee]

I HAT YOU STUPID MERCAN PERIOD

[Brynn]

WELL MR GRUMPY PANTS THANKS FOR SHARING
MY BROTHER IN LAWS NAME IS ACTUALLY MERK
AND I FRANKLY DONT CARE IF YOU HAT HIM OR NOT
BUT SHIRLEY YOU DONT HAT YOURSELF OR ARE YOU A
FERNER TOO

[T.I.P.]

THE ENTER KEY IS A FORM OF PUNCTUATION BECAUSE IT INDICATES A SEPARATION BETWEEN IDEAS THEREFORE YOU ARE ALL DISQUALIFIED

[Brynn]

YOURE JUST MAKING THAT UP NOW
IM SO HAPPY THAT I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE MYSELF UNDERSTOOD
SO THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO WORK TOO HARD TO READ THINGS
YOU WILL FIND NO PUNCTITATIN HERE
ONLY
ONE
BIG
FAT
LOOPHOLE
NEENER NEENER NEENER

[T.I.P.]

THE
ONLY
TOLERABLE
EXCEPTION
IS
THE
USE
OF
THE
ENTER
KEY
AFTER
EVERY
SINGLE
WORD
ANYONE
WHO
DOES
NOT
COMPLY
WITH
THIS
RULE
SHOULD
BE
BANNED
FROM
THIS
THREAD
AS
FOR
FONT
CHANGES
THEY
ARE
ALSO
UNACCEPTABLE
THANK
YOU
FOR
YOUR
KIND
UNDERSTANDING
IN
THIS
MATTER

[lukkucairi]

Y
O
U
A
R
E
F
U
L
L
O
F
S
H
I
T
M
Y
F
R
I
E
N
D

[auntie aubrey]

YO MOMMA.

[T.I.P.]

HEY CHECK THIS OUT

F
U
C
K

[trisherina]

TINY ACTING OUT ^^^

[topcat]

^^^^^^< IS THAT PUNCTUATION

[trisherina]

I USED PUNCTUATION WANTONLY I CAN NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF

[topcat]

ARE YOU ARGUEING ABOUT THAT TO YOURSELF OR TO ME

[trisherina]

NOW DO NOT GO GOING ALL ASTUTE ON ME MISTER
I GOT MOUTHS TO FEED HERE

[topcat]

AND I GOT EGOS TO FEED WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MOUTHS

[Brynn]

MAKE ME A SANDWICH IM HUNGRY

[trisherina]

I FAIL TO SEE THE PIANO TIED TO YOUR BUTTOCKS

[brightpearl]

I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO FEELING LIKE
S
H
I
T
TODAY AND ALL YOU
A
S
S
H
O
L
E
S
MADE ME LAUGH

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

PEARL USED THE BROWN WORD EXCLAMAITION MARK
AND T I P SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED FROM THIS THREAD FOR MAKING RULES UP AS HE GOES ALONG THREE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND A :mad:
ANYONE SAYS ANY DIFFERENT IS WRONG PERIOD

[hypnoplasm]

HAVE SOME SENSE PEOPLE ALL THIS WHORISH USE OF CARRIAGE RETURNS I MEAN FOR CHRISSAKE THIS PLACE IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A GODFORSAKEN E E CUMMINGS FREE FOR ALL WHATS NEXT ASCII ART

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

IF ANYTHING THIS PLACE IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF EE CUMMINGS GEESH AT LEAST GET YOUR LETTER CASE POETIC REFERENCES CORRECT AND STOP THUMBING YOUR NOSE AT MY PLUM SAUCE

[Stephi_B]

YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO BRIDGE UNDER WHICH YOU CAN SLEEP HUH
IF YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT ASKEW ART YOUD SEE PERLA POSTED AN HALFARC AND THERES NOTHING BROWN EXCLAIMING ANYWHERE EXCEPT IN YOUR DIRTY FANTASIES AND OR SHORTS SIRS

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

FIRST OFF YOU ARE NOT ONE TO CRITISIZE THE SIZE OR DESITY OF ANOTHERS STAINED SHORTS AND SO THERE SHAD UP

[Stephi_B]

IM A RENOWNED EXPERT IN OTHERS SHORTS
DONT THINK ID WASH YOURS THOUGH
N E V E R

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

HA HA TO YOU LITTLE DO YOU KNOW BUT I SNEAK MY UNDERWEAR INTO YOUR WASH SO TO HAVE IT MINGLE WITH YOURS

[Brynn]

THATS SO SIMULTANEOUSLY DISGUSTING AND TITILLATING AT THE SAME TIME THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP THEN SWOON THEN THROW UP AGAIN WASH REPEAT RINSE

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

I GET THAT ALOT

[brightpearl]

ALL YOU LOT ARE INEDUCATED AND FAINT OF CHARACTER

WE ALL NEED TO LEARN CHINESE IS WHAT I SAY
AND STOP BUYING ALL THEM PINKO COMMIE HELLO KITTY SHEETS AT WALMART

[lukkucairi]

HELLLOOOOOO COMMIE WHY DONT YOU GO LEARN CHINESE ALL BY YOURSELF MS SMARTY PANTS AND LEAVE US GODFEARING PEOPLE OUT OF IT

[Coffee]

YOU LEAVE SMARTYPANTS OUT OF IT YOU KNOW HE DOESNT POST HERE ANYMORE AND CANT DEFEND HIMSELF SINCE HE FOUND BAGGETTE CULTURE OVER IN FROG LAND ERRR CANT DEFEND HIMSELF HEH IT IS ALL SMARTYPANTS FAULT I SAY THE EXPAT FROG MAN IS THE SOURCE OF ALL TROUBLE ON THIS BOARD THE FARKING BSTARD

[hypnoplasm]

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF COMMUNISTICAL BRIE EATING FROGS AS FAR AS I CAN TELL THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU WITH YOUR SOILED HELLO KITTY FETISHES AND WHATNOT YOU PROBABLY DEMAND PAYMENT IN EUROS IT WOULDNT SURPRISE ME A BIT

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

PHILISTINES THE LOT OF YOU AND I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO DIGNIFY THIS THREAD WITH A RESPONSE THAT IS HOW WRONG YOU ALL ARE AND I BET YOU DONT RECYCLE EITHER

[Marcus Bales]

RECYCLE HOYT ARE YOU MAD WE WOULDNT RECYCLE HOYT

[Brynn]

DO YOU CARE

[lukkucairi]

I RECYCLE EVERY HOYT I GO THRU ILL HAVE YOU KNOW

[Tunesmith]

OH SURE YOU SAY YOU RECYCLE BUT WAIT FOR THAT COLD AND WINDY NIGHT WHEN THE PLASTIC BAGS ARE BEING UNCOOPERATIVE AND THE GARBAGE CAN HAS NEVER LOOKED SO INVITING AND ITS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER I TELL YOU

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

THE NEWSPAPERS AND I WERE WATCHING AND WE SAW YOU SO DONT THINK YOUR DEVILISH WAYS CAN GO ON FOR MUCH LONGER

[Coffee]

IM RECYCLING THIS TRASH JUST TO SHOW HOYT HOW WRONG HE IS

PHILISTINES THE LOT OF YOU AND I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO DIGNIFY THIS THREAD WITH A RESPONSE THAT IS HOW WRONG YOU ALL ARE

[Brynn]

WHY WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CRAM ALL THIS USED PLASTIC TODDLER FURNITURE INTO THE GARBAGE WITH THE FIFTY POUNDS OF DIRTY DISPOSABLE DIAPERS ALREADY IN THERE DONT YOU CARE ABOUT THE NEATNESS OF THE PLANET

[hypnoplasm]

SURE I LOVE CRAMMING DIRTY DIAPERS WHO DOESNT AND WHAT A CONSIDERATE PERSON YOU ARE TO INVITE US TO SUCH A LOVELY EVENT ILL BRING THE GUACAMOLE

[Marcus Bales]

HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT HOYT

[Frieda]

WILL YOU STOP IMITATING THE CALL OF THE BROWNTIPPED ARSEBIRD

IT BRINGS OUT THE SAUSAGE IN PEOPLE

[T.I.P.]

I JUST PUT UP SOME PICTURES OF MY ARSE ONTO MY ARSEBOOK ACCOUNT IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED

[Brynn]

YOU CHARGE TOO MUCH FOR THAT SORT OF THING
SCHA

[Hyakujo's Fox]

OH AN ARSE WATCHER AND A CHEAPSKATE I SEE

[Bobby]

I DONT CARE

[brightpearl]

THATS EXACTLY WHATS WRONG WITH THE YOUTH OF TODAY IF YOU ASK ME
ALWAYS SITTING AROUND WATCHING DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES AND GHOST HUNTERS AND NEVER CARING THAT COUNTLESS HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE WASTING THEIR LIVES POINTLESSLY WAITING FOR THE PERFECT FORUM POST

QUIT YOUR JOB AND CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING WHY DONT YOU

[Stephi_B]

PERLA YOU KNOW I DEEPLY RESPECT AND LOVE YOU
B U T
YOU KNOW C R A P W E A S E L S ABOUT DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
WHAT SEEMS A MERE TV SERIES
IS IN TRUTH T H E METAPHOR FOR HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS WISDOM SUFFERING AND WIT

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I SAW IT ONCE

THE METAPHOR FOR SUFFERING WAS EXCRUCIATING

[brightpearl]

DONT TRY TO PLAY IT ALL COOL NOW FOXY
YOU TOLD ME ALL ABOUT THE DREAM YOU HAD IN WHICH YOU MARRIED EVA LONGORIA IN A WHIRLWIND DRUIDIC CEREMONY AND IT TURNED OUT TONY PARKER WAS YOUR POOL BOY

ETA ITS ONLY OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOU THAT I WONT SPECIFY THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU UTTERED THE WORD NIPPLE WHILST RECOUNTING IT

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

DESPARATE HOUSEWIVES JUMPED THE SHARK SEASONS AGO IT HAS LOST ALL REDEEMING SOCIAL SIGNIFIGANCE THE SHOW DEXTER DISTURBS ME DOT DOT DOT VERY MUCH AND ALL OF THOSE OF YOU PROTESTING THAT YOU RECYCLE AND SUCH METHINKS THOU DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH MARCUS I GAVE YOU A 5 ON RATEMYARSEDOTCOM

[Stephi_B]

FIRST OF ALL WE ALWAYS LAG BEHIND HERE ON THE MOST MAGNIFICENT CONTINENT AFTER ASIA AND AUSTRALIAOCEANIA
THEN I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE LAST SEASON COS I USUALLY MISS MY HOUSEWIVES COS PRO7 DOES NOT AIR THEM IN CONSISTENCE WITH MY BIORHYTHM AND IM TOO LAZY TO RECORD THEM
AND THEN MOST IMPORTANT DONT HIDE BEHIND DOTS SIR
YOURE LONGORIAS SLAVE ADMIT IT
I READ IT IN YOUR THOUGHTS
BTW YOUR THOUGHTS ARE QUITE WEIRD IN GENERAL

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME
YOU DONT KNOW
GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU EVIL BANSHEE OF ILL REPUTE
OH HOW I RUE THE DAY I SET EYES UPON YOUR BANTERING AND INTRIGUING POSTS
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀

[Stephi_B]

HAHAHA HEXED HOYT A DA
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
IS ALL THE COUNTERMAGICK YOU HAVE
LOSER
ILL LEAVE YOUR HEAD TILL YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

STEPHI YOU ARE MY DENSITY

[Stephi_B]

DONT USE SUCH WORDS WITH ME MAN
PARTICULARLY NOT WHEN YOU DO NOT DEFINE WHETHER IM A DENSITY OPERATOR OR A DENSITY MATRIX
IM A GIRL WHO KNOWS HER REPRESENTATION

[Brynn]

FAR TOO RELEVANT NOT POINTLESS ENOUGH I OBJECT

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

BRYNN YOU CONTRADICTIONARY THESPIAN YOU
SO HA HA TAKE THAT HA HA

[trisherina]

THE THREAD HAS PERHAPS NEVER BEEN BETTER TITLED

[Veruki]

NO IT SHOULD BE CALLED WHERE WE ALL FIGHT LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE

[trisherina]

CRAZY PEOPLE DO NO MORE FIGHTING THAN NON-CRAZY PEOPLE
LESS EVEN

[hypnoplasm]

WHY ARE YOU SO DEFENSIVE OF CRAZY PEOPLE ALL OF THE SUDDEN TRISH SEEMS KIND OF SUSPICIOUS TO ME ALSO HOW DO YOU HAVE 9000 POSTS AND YOUR AVATAR ISNT LIMPING

[Hyakujo's Fox]

YOUR POST RAISES SOME VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS SUCH AS HUH AND SO WHAT

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

MAMMAPUTCHADOGFACEINNABANNAPATCH

[Marcus Bales]

WHAT'S PLAYING AT THE ROXY I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S PLAYING AT THE ROXY A PICTURE ABOUT A MINNESOTA MAN THAT'S SO IN LOVE WITH A MISSISSIPPI GIRL THAT HE SACRIFICES EVERYTHING AND MOVES ALL THE WAY TO BILOXI THAT'S WHAT'S PLAYING AT THE ROXI.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

NEVER TRUST PEOPLE THAT POST LYRICS TO SONGS FROM MUSICALS ESPECIALLY IF THE MUSUCAL IS A CREEPY ONE LIKE GUYS AND DOLLS OR SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS OR THE MUSICMAN

[Marcus Bales]

WATCH OUT THE MUSICALS YOU CALL CREEPY YOU SOCK THEIF OR YOULL FIND YOURSELF TRAPPED IN YOUR HIDEOUT WHILE THE LOUDSPEAKERS PLAY BROADWAY SONGS ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AT TOP VOLUME UNTIL YOU SING ALONG AND COME DANCING OUT, TIPPING YOUR HAT TO THE SNIPERS.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

NONE OF THE SHOWS I LISTED WERE UNCREEPY AND I CANT WEAR HATS I HAVE A FAT HEAD

[Marcus Bales]

YOU HAVE A LOW CREEPY THRESHHOLD IF YOU THINK PARTICULAR MUSICALS ARE CREEPY BECAUSE OF THEIR CONTENT WHY I KNOW PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT MUSICALS ARE CREEPY PER SE AND WHO DONT THINK MUCH OF OPERA EITHER WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT MR LOW CREEPY THRESHHOLD GUY

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I CARRY ON DISCOURSE WITH THE LIKES OF YOU PROVES THAT MY CREEPY THRESHOLD IS VERY HIGH AND I ENJOY OPERA JUST FINE WITH VERY FEW EXCEPTIONS

[Marcus Bales]

OH PERSONAL ATTACKS NOW IS IT MR LOW CREEPY THRESHHOLD GUY IF YOU DONT WATCH OUT PAL ILL ... ILL ... WELL, ILL WRITE A POEM ABOUT YOU

[zero]

ILL WRITE A POEM ABOUT YOU

KISS OF DEATH

[Frieda]

MR ZERO IS OBVIOUSLY TROUBLED BY BAD BREATH I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A MINT MISTER BEFORE WE ALL FAINT

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

OH SHE TOLD YOU UH HUH YEAH GO GIRL YEAH THATS RIGHT

[zero]

FLATTERING AGAIN

[Marcus Bales]

IM NOT KIDDING HOYT DONT TRY ME TOO HIGH YOUVE PROBABLY NEVER HAD A POEM WRITTEN ABOUT YOU BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW HOW PAINFUL THAT CAN BE YOUD BETTER WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT BOY

[Frieda]

OH YOURE SO VAIN YOURE SO VAIN I BET YOU THINK THIS POEM IS ABOUT YOU

[zero]

BY POEM HE MEANS ONE OF HIS LIGHTWEIGHT HUMOUROUS JINGLES

[Marcus Bales]

YEAH YOU MAY THINK THEYRE LIGHTWEIGHT BUDDY BUT WAIT UNTIL ONE IS ABOUT YOU THEN YOULL SEE JUST HOW LIGHTWEIGHT THEY ARE WHEN ONE IS ABOUT YOU AND SQUASHES YOUR REPUTATION LIKE A NORTON ANTHOLOGY HITTING A FLY THOUGH IT WOULD HAVE TO BE A BIG FAT SLOW SUMMER FLY TO HIT IT WITH A NORTON ANTHOLOGY BUT NEVER MIND THAT YOU WONT THINK ITS SO LIGHTWEIGHT THEN BIG SHOT

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN THREATENED WITH POETRY BEFORE I HAVE BEEN THREATENED WITH LAWSUITS VIOLENCE RESTRICTION CONSTRAINT BUT NEVER POETRY I AM INTRIGUED
INTRIGUED AND NOT THE LEAST BIT AFRAID
COLON P

[brightpearl]

WELL I THINK PROUST IS HIGHLY OVERRATED ESPECIALLY IN LIGHT OF THE POST POST MODERN GENIUS OF THE FARRELLY BROTHERS

[brightpearl]

AND I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT PEOPLE WHO ENJOY BRITISH HUMOR ARE DEFECTIVE

[Frieda]

BALES COULD YOU PLEASE STOP PEEING OUT OF YOUR COLON ITS STARTING TO SMELL AND PEARLY HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU SAY THAT

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

AND I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT PEOPLE WHO ENJOY BRITISH HUMOR ARE DEFECTIVE

AND I HAD SUCH HIGH REGARD FOR YOU HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN SAD NOW I AM
WRONG YOU ARE WRONG SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN THOSE CANADIANS

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[Bobby]

^PEOPLE WHO DONT SHOULD GO EAT CARROTS

[brightpearl]

ASTERISK CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPER COLON
IVE HAD THE COMPLETE WORKS OF MONTY PYTHON MEMORIZED FOR OVER 20 YEARS AND AM ONLY BEING ARGUMENTATIVE FOR EFFECT ASTERISK

LIFE OF BRIAN IS BY FAR THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE
DISCUSS

[Frieda]

AS IF WE DO WHAT YOU SAY MISSY WELL NO WAY

[lukkucairi]

HES NOT THE MESSIAH HES A VERY NAUGHTY BOY HOW CAN YOU SAY LIFE OF BRIAN WAS THE WORST MOVIE EVER HAVE YOU NOT SEEN GIGLI

THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH FOR ME NOW YOUVE MADE ME UPSET I MUST GO INTO THE BASEMENT AND FOLD MY LAUNDRY AND PLOT YOUR HORRIBLE DEMISE

[brightpearl]

THEN THIS IS BORING
IM GOING TO A STONING

[Frieda]

YOUR OWN YOUR OWN

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Tunesmith]

ILL THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO LEAVE LAKE HURON OUT OF THIS

A FINER BODY OF WATER THERE NEVER AND ILL NOT HAVE ITS GOOD NAME BESMIRCHED AND SULLIED IN THE LIKES OF THIS THREAD

SOB IT DESERVES FAR BETTER SOB

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

IF EVER THERE WAS A LAKE THAT DIDNT DESERVE TO BE CALLED GREAT IT WOULD BE HURON WHAT WITH ITS WATER AND SHORES AND STUFF TOTALLY EMPERORS NEW CLOTHES IN MY NOT SO HUMBLE OPINION

[Tunesmith]

OH I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN YOU INSISTED ON GOING AND QUOTATION MARK SEEING THE WORLD QUOTATION MARK AND NOW EVEN THE OLD FAMILY LAKE ISNT GOOT ENOUGH FOR YA IS IT HOYT

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MISTER THOSE INNER TUBES YOU USED AS A KID I POPPED EM ALL HAHAHA

IF ONLY YOUD RESPECTED HURON YOUR FLOATY DRAGON WOULD STILL BE INFLATED

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

THIS IS WHY I LEFT I HAT YOU ALL YOU ARE SMALL MINDED AND VINDICTIVE SOB SOB SOB PUFF NOOOOOO POOR PUFF

[zero]

... I HATE YOU ALL ...

THE WORD IS HAT AS IN HAT CAMPAIGN

[brightpearl]

I CANT WEAR HATS DUE TO AN UNFORTUNATE HABERDASHERY ACCIDENT AND I RESENT THE PRO HAT TONE THIS THREAD HAS TAKEN

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

I AM SO SICK OF YOU NON HAT WEARERS ALWAYS WAVING THE FLAG OF INEQUALITY OOOF SO TYPICALLY HATLESS IF YOU CONT WEAR A HAT DEAL WITH IT I HAVE AND NOW I WEAR TURBINS

[brightpearl]

HAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF LOVE IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY

CLEARLY YOURE A SATANIST

[Veruki]

HELP HELP HES BEING REPRESSED ARE WE NOW TO BECOME INTOLERANT TO SATANIST

BTW THE OPPOSITE OF LOVE IS EVOL

[12"razormix]

SERENITY NOW

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

FIREFLY WAS ONE OF THE BEST SERIES EVER EXCLAMAITION MARK

[zero]

YOU CANT PROVE THAT

[Frieda]

REAL BELIEVERS DONT NEED PROOF YOU FAKER

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

YOU CANT PROVE THAT I CANT PROVE IT

[Frieda]

EVEN MY CAT COULD PROVE THAT YOU CANT PROVE IT

BUT I DONT NEED TO

[12"razormix]

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

[Veruki]

WE NEED YOU TO PROVE IT IF YOU DONT HELL JUST GO ON AND ON AND ON

[Frieda]

OH CHEESES NOW YOU PUT ME IN A SEVERE STATE OF HYPERACTIVITY

[Frieda]

MOVE IT

[Frieda]

I LOVE HOW ALL THE GIRLS MOVE THEIR BODY
AND WHEN YA MOVE YA BODY MOVE IT NICE AND SWEET AND SEXY ALLRIGHT

[zero]

MOVE IT YOURSLEF LAZY

[Frieda]

WHO YOU CALLIN LAZY I SAID SEXY

ALLRIGHT

[zero]

YEH BUT BEFORE THAT YOU SAID MOVE IT

[Frieda]

THAT WAS OUR TWELVE INCH HUNDEKOPFCHEN

PHYSICALLY FIT PHYSICALLY PHYSICALLY PHYSICALLY

WOMAN

[12"razormix]

WOAH WOAH WOAH
LETS GROOVE TONIGHT
I WANNA MOVE AND GROOVE
WITH MY BOO TONIGHT
LETS GROOVE I WANNA GROOVE WITH YOU TONIGHT
I WANNA MOVE WITH YOU
I WANNA GROOVE WITH YOU
BABY LETS GROOVE TONIGHT

[zero]

WHAT

[12"razormix]

PREEMPTIVE ANGRY FACE

[Frieda]

WILL THIS BUSINESS OF PUTTING SONGS IN MY HEAD EVER END

[zero]

THE WIND WILL CHANGE AND YOURS FACE WILL STICK LIKE THAT FOREVER

[12"razormix]

GET DOWN ON IT

[zero]

K

[12"razormix]

THAT WAS AN UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCE RED ANGRY FACE

[Frieda]

FACES STICK BY STANDING ON THE WALL


GET DOWN ON IT

[12"razormix]

WHAT YOU GONNA DO DO YOU WANT TO GET DOWN
WHAT YOU GONNA DO DO YOU WANT TO GET DOWN
WHAT YOU GONNA DO DO YOU WANT TO GET DOWN
TELL ME

[Frieda]

YOU PPL ARE FORGETTING TO ARGUE DAMMIT

[Frieda]

GET YOUR BACK UP OFF THE WALL

[12"razormix]

YOU GOTTA FEEL IT

[zero]

I ARGUE IN MY SLEEP

[Hyakujo's Fox]

ALSO IN OTHER PEOPLES SLEEP

[Frieda]

ARE YOU EVER REALLY AWAKE

[Frieda]

OH LOOK WHAT THE FOX DRAGGED IN

[12"razormix]

WHO ME

MEMEME

YES ME

[12"razormix]

NOT ME

OBVIOUSLY

[zero]

BE QUIET IM TRYING TO ARGUE

[12"razormix]

ARGUE THIS

[Hyakujo's Fox]

FRIEDA GOT RUMBLED BY MY REBUTTAL O MATIC

[zero]

BIGGRIN

[Hyakujo's Fox]

AND SPEAKING OF BUTTS

[12"razormix]

I THINK FRIEDA LIKES TO BE RUMBLED






THAT WASNT MEANT TO BE ARGUMENTATIVE

[Frieda]

WHAT DID SOMEONE BREAK THE WIND OF CHANGE

[12"razormix]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LIKEBIGBUTTSANDICANTDENYYYY

[Frieda]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[12"razormix]

CANNOT LIE

CAN TOO

NEVER MIND

[Hyakujo's Fox]

YOU NEVER MIND FIRST

[Frieda]

SHAKE IT

SHAKE IT

[12"razormix]

ARE YOU BEING POLITE OR ARE WE ARGUING

[Frieda]

DIAL ONE NINE HUNDRED MIXALOT AND KICK DEM NASTY THOUGHTS


DAMMIT

[12"razormix]

MY HOMEBOYS TRIED TO WARN ME
BUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT
MAKE ME SO HORNY

[Hyakujo's Fox]

WRONG BOTH TIMES

WE SHAKING IT

[Hyakujo's Fox]

IT WAS MY TURN TO ARGUE DAMMIT

[zero]

HOW INSENSITIVE DONT YOU KNOW KNOW THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE HERE AND MANY MANY CHIMNEYPOTS FELL OFF

[12"razormix]

PLEASE DO ARGUE DEAR MR FOX

[12"razormix]

BLAH BLAH BLAH EARTHQUAKE YOU AND YOUR ME ME ME NESS SUHT UP

[zero]

DID YOU JUST IGONORE ME QUESTIONMARK

[Hyakujo's Fox]

WHY SHOULD I WHEN IM NO LONGER IN THE ARGUING MOOD

[zero]

I HAT MOODY PEOPLE

[Frieda]

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

[12"razormix]

DID YOU JUST CALL ME QUESTION MARK

MY NAMES RAZOM RIX DAMMIT

[12"razormix]

OR MAYBE RAYMOND

[zero]

THANKS IVE SENT YOU SOME HAT MAIL

[Hyakujo's Fox]

TAKE THAT ZERO EVEN FRIEDA HAS HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR HATTING AND CHIMNEYPOTTS

[zero]

NO SHE HAS NOT SHES JUST PRETENDING

[Frieda]

I HAT CHIMNEYPOTTS

[zero]

O FVCKK HERE COMES JOHNSTON NOW

[12"razormix]

THEYRE THE WORST

[12"razormix]

HES THE WORST

[Frieda]

CRAIG CHIMNEYPOTTS JOHNSTON IS ONLY INTERESTED IN FLATTERY

[zero]

THERE WAS A RUMBLING NOISE AND MY BED SHOOK FOR ABOUT TWELVE SECONDS

[12"razormix]

SECONDMERTG IS CREATING SPAM AS WE SPEAK

KILL FRIEDA KILL

[12"razormix]

KEEP YOUR SAD ESCAPADES TO YOURSELF WILL YOU ZERO

[Frieda]

ZERO HAS JUST CONFESSED BEING RUMBLED BY RUMBLEFOXIES POTTSDEVICE

[zero]

IT WAS A SERIOUS EARTHQUAKE

[Frieda]

AND HE LOVED IT TOO

[12"razormix]

IM SURE IT WAS HONEY

[zero]

THANKS IM OKAY NOW BUT WHAT AN ORDEAL

[12"razormix]

SHOULD I SEND FOOD AND BLANKETS

[Frieda]

QUICK

SEND EMERGENCY CHIMNEYPOTTS

[Hyakujo's Fox]

ZERO HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH CRUMBS IN THE BED ALREADY

[12"razormix]

AND POTTHOLDERS EXCLAMATIONMARK

[zero]

NO JUST BLOODY YOUR HANDS ON A CACTUS TREE WIPE IT ON YOURS DRESS AND SEND THAT TO ME INSTEAD

[Hyakujo's Fox]

IM SORRY I ALREADY GAVE ALL MY POTTS TO CHIMNEYPOTTS ABROAD

[12"razormix]

HOW DOES THE FOX KNOW THAT YOU HAVE CRUMBS IN YOUR BED

[Frieda]

ITS LIKE A JUNGLE SOMETIMES

MAKES ME WONDER HOW I KEEP FROM GOING UNDER

[Frieda]

AND RAYMOND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE FOXINATOR HERE HE KNOWS EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE COMES FORM THE FUTURE

[12"razormix]

EYES THE FOX SUSPICIOUSLY



I DONT TRUST HIM



ZEROS BED MY ARSE

[zero]

IF ONLY

[12"razormix]

WHAT

[Hyakujo's Fox]

IT STANDS TO REASON THERE WOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH CRUMBS IN HIS BED

[zero]

MY BED STROKE YOUR ARSE

[Hyakujo's Fox]

YOU CANTRUST ME

[zero]

NOT YOURS FOXY OBVIOUSLY

[Hyakujo's Fox]

DONT GET SAUCY WITH ME

[zero]

COLON EEK COLON

[Frieda]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE DAMMIT IT MUST BE ALL THIS RUMBLING GOING ON

[Hyakujo's Fox]

IS THE RUMBLING FROM ZEROS COLON EEK COLON

[12"razormix]

CANT RUST OR CAN TRUST

COLON CONFUSED COLON

[Frieda]

I TOLD YOU SOMEONE WAS BREAKING THE WIND OF CHANGE

BUT NOOOO


NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME

[Frieda]

I THINK WHAT HE MEANT WAS

CANT TOUCH THIS

OHHOHHOHOH

[Hyakujo's Fox]

ITS HAMMER TIME

[zero]

I WAS ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES LEFT WITH AN INTACT CHIMNEYPOT

[Frieda]

DO BE CAREFUL BEFORE MORE POTTS FALL DOWN

BREAK IT DOWN

[12"razormix]

CANT RUST THIS

[12"razormix]

THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR TOMMY LEE JONES

[zero]

IM GOING TO LIE DOWN NONE OF YOU CARE ABOUT MY EARTHQUAKE


THUD

[Hyakujo's Fox]

A RUSTY HAMMER IS WORSE THAN A SHAKY CHIMNEYPOTT

[12"razormix]

EXCELLENT CLOSING ARGUMENT

[Frieda]

SWEET RUMBLING TO ALL OF YOU AND ILL BE BACK TOMORROW FOR MORE ARGUING

ILL SAVE IT ALL UP

[lukkucairi]

SAVE IT ALL UP YOU STILL WONT MAKE THE DOWN PAYMENT I KNOW YOUR TYPE DONT KNOW THE VALUE OF MONEY

WASTE MY TIME SOME MORE WHY DONT YOU

[T.I.P.]

YES I THINK I WILL

THE CURRENT POPULATION OF LITHUANIA IS THREE POINT FOUR MILLION
THE NAME AARDVARK COMES FROM THE DUTCH EARTH PIG
BRITNEY SPEARS PATERNAL GRANDPARENTS WERE JUNE AUSTIN SPEARS AND EMMA JEAN FORBES

[Marcus Bales]

SHE HAD WOMEN FOR PATERNAL GRANDPARENTS NO WONDER THE POOR THING IS SO TRAUMATIZED LEAVE HER ALONE WORLD JUST LEAVE HER ALONE

[trisherina]

YOU LOT GO AHEAD AND ARGUE
I HAVE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO LIKE BUYING PEOPLE DOUGHNUTS PIZZA AND THAI FOOD
BY THE WAY THOSE ARE TIM HORTONS DOUGHNUTS AND I AM NO MORE AMERICAN THAN YOU LADY ITSAPURE PUPPY CHOW
PLEASE ALL OF YOU DO GO ON AND ON ABOUT CHIMNEYPOTS FOR PAGES AND PAGES

[Marcus Bales]

OH SARCASM NOW IS IT TRISHERINA I THOUGHT THAT WAS BENEATH YOU OR THAT YOU WERE AT LEAST ABOVE IT BUT NO HERE IT IS UNADULTERATED AND PURE AS PURE AS THE SNOW FROM THE CANADIAN COLD FRONT THAT BLEW ACROSS LAKE ERIE AND DEPOSITED A FOOT OF CANADIAN SNOW ON MY AMERICAN DRIVEWAY THAT I HAD TO SHOVEL FIVE TIMES IN THE LAST THREE DAYS THATS THE CANADIAN IDEA OF FREE TRADE DO NOTHING BUT SEND SNOW FOR HONEST AMERICANS TO WORK HARD TO SHOVEL OH CRUEL FATE THAT YOU SEND US YOUR USED WEATHER IN THIS HEARTLESS WAY BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE THE CONSOLATION THAT YOU GET OUR USED TIME AND HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH THE HOURS IN WHICH WE HAVE ALREADY WORKED AND FROLICKED TAKE THAT

[Jack Flanders]

OH CHILL OUT MISTER WHO IS STILL LIVING IN THE GREAT LAKES SNOW BELT WHINY BABY WHO HAS TO SHOVEL OUT HIS DRIVEWAY SO MOVE TO ATLANTA AND THEN YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SNOW OR RAIN OH BUT THEN YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FLOODING EITHER SO SHUT UP

[Marcus Bales]

ATLANTA WHERE THEY STILL TREAT WOMEN LIKE CHILDREN AND WRITE SUPPORTING EDITORIALS FOR FLYING THE CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG GET REAL WHOD WANT TO LIVE AMID A BUNCH OF RACE AND SEX PREJUDICED BIGOTS OH NO NOT ALL OF THEM BUT MOST OF THEM THATS THE CULTURE THERE SAVE THAT CONFEDERATE MONEY BOYS THE SOUTHS GONNA RISE AGAIN NO THANKS AND YOU CAN KEEP YOUR NICE HOW VERY VERY NICE TO YOURSELF TOO

[Odbe]

YES I THINK I WILL

THE CURRENT POPULATION OF LITHUANIA IS THREE POINT FOUR MILLION
THE NAME AARDVARK COMES FROM THE DUTCH EARTH PIG
BRITNEY SPEARS PATERNAL GRANDPARENTS WERE JUNE AUSTIN SPEARS AND EMMA JEAN FORBES

HEY YOU THIS ISNT THE TELL ME FIVE RANDOM THINGS THREAD YOU KNOW YOU HAVE SOME NERVE COMING IN HERE AND SPOUTING MINDLESS CARP WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS IS COHERENT ARGUMENTS YES COHERENT ARGUMENTS I SAY NONE OF THIS SO CALLED RANDOMNESS THAT YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY ARE SO TAKEN WITH WELL I CANT SEE WHATS SO FLASH ABOUT IT WHY IN MY DAY SOMETHING EXTREMELY RELEVANT AND INTERESTING HAPPENED BUT YOU JUST WOULDNT UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOURE TOO RANDOM

[brightpearl]

GEEZER
YOURE PROBABLY ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO MADE MICHAEL JACKSON THE SECOND BEST SELLING ALBUM IN THE US LAST WEEK

[Marcus Bales]

MICHAEL WHO?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

GEEZER
YOURE PROBABLY ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO MADE MICHAEL JACKSON THE SECOND BEST SELLING ALBUM IN THE US LAST WEEK

THERE IS NO REASON TO GET UGLY MEAN I THOUGHT MORE OF YOU AND YOU CALL YOURSELF SOMEBODYS MAMMA

[Odbe]

THAT WAS WAY OUT OF LINE

[T.I.P.]

A PEARLY BURN
THATS GOT TO HURT
PSHAW

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

YESTERDAY I GOT A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND TO PREVENT ITS BEING GOBBLED UP ALL BY MYSELF I HID THE BOX IN A SECRET STASH WHICH I CANNOT REMEMBER THIS MORNING AND ITS YOUR FAULT NOW MY BLOOD SUGAR LEVEL IS LOW AND MY ANXIETY LEVEL IS HIGH AND IM GOING CRAZY IM GONNA DIE

[brightpearl]

IM KIND OF ENJOYING BEING THE MEAN ONE ALL OF A SUDDEN
I THINK IM GOING TO DO THIS MORE OFTEN


YOU GUYS ARE ALL NOT AS ATTRACTIVE AS YOU MIGHT BE
AND YOU PROBABLY ONLY PASSED THE MENSA TEST BY A COUPLE OF POINTS

DRAT
THE MOMENT HAS PASSED

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

ICANTSLEEPANDIBLAMEYOUALL