ARGUE ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION

[Marcus Bales]

I DONT SEE WHY YOU BLAME US WERE JUST OUT HERE EXPECTING YOU TO ENTERTAIN US THERES NO PRESSURE I DONT SEE WHY YOU CANT SLEEP BUT IF YOU CANT SLEEP JUST POST SOMETHING FUNNY NO FUNNIER THAN THAT BUT NO PRESSURE

[Veruki]

YOUR OWN GUILT IS CONSUMING YOU ITS NOT OUR FAULT YOU CANT SLEEP ALL THE CHARITY IN THE WORLD WONT MAKE UP FOR YOUR RUDE INSENSITIVITY I SUGGEST A SLEEPING PILL

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

OKSOIFELLASLEEPILIEDTHEREISAIDITHA

[Veruki]

HOW DO WE KNOW YOU ARENT LYING NOW WHAT IF YOU NEVER WENT TO SLEEP AT ALL I DONT THINK YOU DID I THINK YOU JUST WANT ALL OF US TO THROW YOU A PITY PARTY WELL GUESS WHAT IM SAVING MY BALLOONS FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION

[hypnoplasm]

YOU ALWAYS WERE STINGY WITH YOUR BALOONS

[Brynn]

VERUKI I LIKE YOUR NEW AVATAR AND I HAVE NT THE HEART TO ARGUE ABOUT IT WHAT IF I USED IT AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU COULD YOU STOP ME NO BUT I WONT BECAUSE BECAUSE I WONT NOW PLEASE GIVE HIM A BALLOON

[Veruki]

NO THEY ARE ALL MINE I NEED THEM NO ONE CAN HAVE NOT EVEN A SINGLE ONE THEY ARE FOR MY PARTY AND NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE BALLOON THEIVES

[Marcus Bales]

YEAH YOU PEOPLE LEAVE HER BALLOONS ALONE THEYRE HER BALLOONS AND SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS WITH THEM WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU GRABBY BALLOON FILCHERS SHES IN A BALLOON SCARCE MARKET AND IF SHE NEEDS TO HOARD BALLOONS FOR HER OWN PARTY YOU JUST LET HER YOU GRABBY BALLOON FILCHERS YOU

[craig johnston]

SHUT UP BLAES GO AND WRITE SOME DOGGEREL

[Veruki]

BALES YOUR OFFICIALLY INVITED TO MY PARTY AN CJ YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE SO DEMANDING I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WROTE SOME DOGGEREL FOR SOMEONE

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

BE NICE TO MARCUS HE HAS A SOCIAL DISORDER HE CANT HELP HIMSELF

[Veruki]

AS OPPOSED TO YOU WITH YOUR PIPE DISORDER YOU GET A BLACK BALLOON TO MATCH YOUR HEART

[Marcus Bales]

CRAIG JOHNSON YOURE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO THINKS ITS A BIG JOKE TO POP OTHER PEOPLES BALLOONS YOU BIG POPPER HEAD YOU JUST WISH YOU HAD SOME BALLOONS OR SOME DOGGEREL BUT YOU DONT HAHA BECAUSE VERUKI HAS THE BALLOONS AND I HAVE THE DOGGEREL AND WERE GOING TO KEEP THEM SO THERE NYAH THANK YOU VERUKI ILL BE THERE AND WELL ENJOY BALLOONS AND DOGGEREL WITHOUT THE LIKES OF CRAIG JOHNSON AND I DONT CARE IF HE CRIES TOO BAD FOR HIM HES SUCH A POPPER HEAD

[Marcus Bales]

YEAH AN ACCUSATION OF ME HAVING A SOCIAL DISORDER IS REAL GOOD COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS TO SAY HES ANGRY BY COURT ORDER EVEN THOUGH A WISER MAGISTRATE MIGHT HAVE BEEN SATISFIED WITH A FINE I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT ALL THAT YOUR LOW RENT FRIENDS WERE IN ON IT WITH YOU AND YOU WERENT SMART ENOUGH NOT TO TAKE THE FALL WHEN THEY SET YOU UP BUT ANYWAY SOMEONE WHO IS OBLIGED TO PUBLICLY LABEL THEMSELVES ANGRY HASNT GOT A LEG TO STAND ON WHEN IT COMES TO SAYING OTHER PEOPLE HAVE A SOCIAL DISORDER YOU JUST WATCH IT BUB OR ILL SAY YOURE A POPPY HEAD TOO LIKE THAT CRAIG JOHNSON

[zero]

LAST TWO POSTS ARE TOO LONG AND WORDY NOT TO MENTION LAME

[Bobby]

TOO LONG AND WORDY FOR TWO HEADED HALF BRAIN MUTANTS

[zero]

HAHA GOOD WISECRACK

FOR A TWELVE YEAR OLD ANYWAY

[craig johnston]

DONT MENTION LAME ITS VERY NICE GOLD

[Bobby]

HOW DID YOU GET TWELVE

DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS TO GET TO THAT MUSTVE BEEN TRICKY

[Marcus Bales]

REZO SUHT UP SHORT ENOUGH FOR YOU POPPY HEAD

[zero]

NO ITS MAYBE LESS LONG AND WORDY BUT ITS NO LESS LAME

[12"razormix]

I FEEL A LESS LAME SHAME GAME COMING ON I MEAN MORE POETRY CRAP

[Frieda]

THERES ALWAYS PEOTRY CRAP AROUND HERE A PERSON CANNOT EVER TALK NORMALLY HERE

[zero]

WHAT IS NORMALLY ANYWAY

[Frieda]

NOTHING IS NORMALLY ANYMORE THESE DAYS I CAN ONLY REMEMBER THE OLD DAYS WHEN EVERYTHING WAS MUCH BETTER

YOU KNOW THOSE OLD DAYS

[zero]

IF THATS MEANT TO BE A POEM ITS A RUBBISH POEM

[Frieda]

OH YEAH OH YEAH

YOU DO IT BETTER THEN IMPRESS ME HIT ME WITH YOUR PEOTRY STICK

[zero]

AND THAT ONES EVEN WORSE IT DOESNT EVEN RHYME GIVE UP

[Frieda]

THAT WASNT PEOTRY CANT YOU EVEN RECOGNIZE NORMALLY WHEN YOU SEE IT

[zero]

TOO RIGHT IT WASNT

[12"razormix]

IM MAKING WAFFLES THREE EXCLAMATION MARKS

[Frieda]

OH LOOK WHOS SHOWING OFF HER WAFFLES NOW

[12"razormix]

THAT WAS SHREK POETRY ANGRY FACE

[zero]

PANCAKES ARE BETTER THAN WAFFLES

[Frieda]

WHAT ON EARTH IS SHREK PEOTRY

[brightpearl]

WELCOME TO DULOC SUCH A PERFECT TOWN
HERE WE HAVE SOME RULES LET US LAY THEM DOWN
DONT MAKE WAVES STAY IN LINE
AND WELL GET ALONG FINE
DULOC IS A PERFECT PLACE
PLEASE KEEP OFF OF THE GRASS
SHINE YOUR SHOES WIPE YOUR

FACE

DULOC IS A PERFECT PLACE



AND ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENT IS A TERRORIST

[lukkucairi]

U GOT SOMETHIN AGAINST TERRORISTS PEARLY YOU SHOULD KNOW I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOU UP IN THE ADIRONDACKS WITH AN AK47 AND A BANDOLIER OF GRENADES

DONT PRETEND YOURE ALL PACIFISTIC NOW I WONT BELIEVE IT NO

[trisherina]

PANCAKES ARE BETTER THAN WAFFLES

I HAVE HEARD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH FROM YOU
PANCAKES BETTER THAN WAFFLES
ON WHAT PLANET QUESTION MARK
EVEN USING WHOLE BUTTERMILK AND EGGS
YOUR AVERAGE WAFFLE OUTDOES YOUR AVERAGE PANCAKE FOR CALORIES
AND EVERYONE KNOWS CALORIES ARE WHAT MAKE THINGS TASTE GOOD

IF ANYONE WANTS TO ARGUE THIS FACT I WILL POKE THEIR EYES OUT OVER THE INTERNET

[Coffee]

IT AINT THE CALORIES THAT MAKES STUFF TASTE GOOD ITS THE BUTTER BROCOLLI HAS CALORIES WALNUTS HAVE CALORIES RATTLESNAKE HAS CALORIES WHO SAYS LETS ADD SOME RATTLESNAKE FOR THE CALORIES TO SPICE IT UP NO YOU SAY LETS ADD MORE BUTTER ITLL BE BETTER MORE BUTTER MORE BETTER DAMN YOUR EYES

[trisherina]

BUTTER HAS A MOTHERLODE OF CALORIES BEING A NICE DELICIOUS TASTY FAT
THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT

[trisherina]

SHE SAID ACERBICALLY

[hypnoplasm]

I CAN EAT FIFTY BUTTERS

[Veruki]

YOU ARE SO WEIRD

[hypnoplasm]

PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS AND THEN PUT YOUR MOUTH WHERE YOUR MONEY USED TO BE MEANING YOUR POCKET BECAUSE IT WILL ONLY BE GAPING AND GETTING IN THE WAY WHEN I PUT MY MOUTH ON FIFTY BUTTERS SEE IF I DONT

[Veruki]

FIRST MY BALLOONS AND NOW MY MONEY STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT IM NOT SAFE ANYWHERE

[hypnoplasm]

I WILL PAY YOU THREE OF YOUR PRECIOUS MONEYS FOR ONE OF YOUR OH SO PRECIOUS BALLOONS I INSIST GIVE ME YOUR MONEYS I AM CRAZED TO HAVE A BALLOON

[Veruki]

OH NO YOU DONT I KNOW THE TRUE VALUE OF THESE BALLOONS AND IT FAR EXCEEDS THAT OF ANY MONEYS HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPARE ONE OF THESE MAJESTIC SPHERICAL ENTITIES TO YOUR FILTHY STREET PAPER

[craig johnston]

DONT KNOCK VERUKIS SPHERICAL ENTITIES

[T.I.P.]

THAT MAKES ME THINK OF THAT SCENE IN YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN WHERE DR FRANKENSTEIN SAYS QUOTE SUCH NICE KNOCKERS UNQUOTE TO FRAU BLUCHER BUT ACTUALLY HE IS TALKING ABOUT THE DOOR TO THE CASTLE

BIG FAN OF THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE HERE

[hypnoplasm]

ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE US ARGUE FOR YOU COME ON GET MAD

[brightpearl]

YOU WOULDNT KNOW A DOUBLE ENTENDRE IF IT CAME UP AND BIT YOU IN THE KNOCKERS

[Veruki]

BOYS HAVE A PENIS GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA THERE NOW THAT ITS OUT IN THE OPEN CAN WE GET OVER THIS SECOND GRADE PRIVATE PART SILLINESS I MEAN IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY BREASTS

[brightpearl]

AWRIGHT THEN
HE WOULDNT KNOW A DOUBLE ENTENDRE IF IT CAME UP AND KNOCKED HIM IN THE TITS

[hypnoplasm]

HEE HEE HEE YOU SAID TITS

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

MMM I DONT LIKE CHICKEN BREAST ITS TOO DRY THERE I SAID IT EXCLAMATION MARK BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I LIKE TITS ESPECIALLY THE GREAT TIT AND THE BLUE TIT HA EXCLAMATION MARK I SAID IT AGAIN TIT TIT TIT NOW I FEEL RELIEVED

[Veruki]

AMATEURS

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

YEAH WE ARE NUDENAKED AMATEURS FLOODING THIS SITE AND WE ARE THIRTEEN ESPECIALLY IF DIVIDED BY THREE

[Marcus Bales]

I DISPARAGE ROZES ARSE OF COURSE ITS NOT HARD TO DO CONSIDERING THE SIZE OF THE THING AND HOW ITS MISSHAPEN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS THE SIZE OF A BEACH BALL THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT SUBWAY GUY SAT ON IT BEFORE HE LOST ALL THE WEIGHT ILL BET IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DISPARAGES IT WHO BUT A MOTHER COULD LOVE IT

[craig johnston]

BLAES IS CRAZY VERUKA YOU FORGOT THE LINK

[Veruki]

WHAT LINK WHAT IS GOING ON IM COMPLETELY LOST

[craig johnston]

THE ONE TO AMATEURS ITS NORMALLY NEXT TO READERS WIVES AND HOT ASIAN CHIX

[Veruki]

OH YOUD LIKE THAT WOULDNT YOU

[Marcus Bales]

WELL NOW WE KNOW WHO BETWEEN VERUKI AND CRAIG'S JOHNSON LOOKS AT ENOUGH PORN TO KNOW WHAT AMATEURS NORMALLY IF ANY PORN LOOKING CAN BE SAID TO BE NORMAL GOES BESIDES THEYRE NOT AMATEURS THEYRE JUST AS POSED AND FAKED AS ANY OTHER PORN OH NO HAVE I SAID TOO MUCH

[Veruki]

I CAN LOOK AT PORN WITH CJ WHENEVER I WANT YOU DONT OWN THE RIGHTS TO WATCHING HOT ASIAN CHIX

[craig johnston]

YEAH BLAES ME AND VERUKA LIKE TO ENJOY THE PLEASURES
OF A WELL TONED NAKED BODY OR TWO WHATS IT TO YOU

[Marcus Bales]

ENJOY THE WELLTONED AND THE NAKED AS YOU WILL TOGETHER OR SEPRATELY IM TAKING MY AWARD AND GOING HOME ALONE IN THE SNOW AND THE INCREASING DARK ONLY PAUSING TO SLAP ZEOR OUT OF THE WAY WHILE DISPARAGING HIS ARSE AND MAKING SNIDE COMMENTS ABOUT CRAIGS JOHNSON WHICH IS NEITHER WELLTONED NOR WORTH SEEING NAKED AS I CAN TELL YOU FROM HIS CONSTANT EMAIL SOLICITATIONS TO SEE HIM ON VARIOUS AMATEUR FORA

[Veruki]

NOW YOU WANT THE AWARD I HOPE YOU FEEL GUILTY ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID AND ABOUT EATING ALL THOSE COOKIES AND YOUR A LIAR CUZ YOGA DOES A BODY GOOD

[Marcus Bales]

WHOS THIS YOGA WHOS DOING YOUR BODY GOOD NOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE WATCHING PORN WITH CRAIGS JOHNSON NOW THERE ARE THREE OF YOU OH GROSS AND PERVERTED HOW OBSESSED AND DERANGED

[Veruki]

OH IM SORRY DID YOU WANT TO BE INVITED

[Marcus Bales]

TO DO WHAT STAND AROUND AND VIDEOTAPE YOU CONSOLING CRAIGS JOHNSON THAT IT HAPPENS TO EVERY GUY

[Veruki]

WELL IF YOU GOING TO BE RUDE ABOUT IT THEN YOU CAN BE THE ONE WHO SITS IN THE CORNER AND CRYS

[Marcus Bales]

OK BUT FIRST I HAVE TO GO OUT AND SHOVEL SNOW AGAIN THIS IS THE SECOND TIME TODAY MY RIGHT EAR HURTS FROM COLD WIND BLOWING IN IT AND MY HEART HURTS FROM THINKING OF YOU WATCHING PORN WITH CRAIG'S JOHNSON AND YOGA MY TEARS WILL BE FROZEN ON MY FACE WHEN I GET BACK

[craig johnston]

GO WRITE DOGGEREL

[trisherina]

OK BUT FIRST I HAVE TO GO OUT AND SHOVEL SNOW AGAIN THIS IS THE SECOND TIME TODAY MY RIGHT EAR HURTS FROM COLD WIND BLOWING IN IT AND MY HEART HURTS FROM THINKING OF YOU WATCHING PORN WITH CRAIG'S JOHNSON AND YOGA MY TEARS WILL BE FROZEN ON MY FACE WHEN I GET BACK

THIS IS A DISRESPECTFUL USE OF PUNCTUATION FOR SOMEONE WITH SUCH STRICT EXPECTATIONS OF HIS OWN THREADS

[T.I.P.]

LIVES BY THE RULE DIES BY THE RULE

[Odbe]

DONT YOU DARE TELL ME ITS TOO LATE BUT
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[Frieda]

WHAT ON EARTH IS SMELLING SO FISHY HERE OH MAYBE ITS ODBE NOT BEING IN CONTROL AGAIN

[brightpearl]

I SUBMIT THAT NO ONE IS IN CONTROL

EVER

[Hyakujo's Fox]

CONTROLLED OR NOT CONTROLLED
THE SAME DICE SHOWS TWO FACES
NOT CONTROLLED OR CONTROLLED
BOTH ARE A GRIEVOUS ERROR

[brightpearl]

THERE IS NO ERROR
AND SO DOUBLY SO NO GRIEVOUS ERROR

YET TO IMAGINE WE BEAR NO RESPONSIBILITY IS A GRIEVOUS ERROR

I FEEL THAT MAKES THIS ALL FOXYS FAULT

[brightpearl]

AND WEVE CERTAINLY HIT THE POINTLESS NAIL ON THE HEAD NOW HAVENT WE

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

AND WEVE CERTAINLY HIT THE POINTLESS NAIL ON THE HEAD NOW HAVENT WE

A POINTLESS NAIL WOULDNT BE A NAIL NOW WOULD IT SMARTY MCSMARTPANTS

[Brynn]

GOOD REJOINDER, POSTY MCPOSTPANTS I HOPE SOMEONE HAS AN EXTRA BAG OF POINTLESS NAILS LYING AROUND OR SHOULD WE CALL THEM SPIKES OH YARN I JUST USED FORMATTING I DONT KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME

[topcat]

GOOD REJOINDER, POSTY MCPOSTPANTS I HOPE SOMEONE HAS AN EXTRA BAG OF POINTLESS NAILS LYING AROUND OR SHOULD WE CALL THEM SPIKES OH YARN I JUST USED FORMATTING I DONT KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME

THERE IS A FVCKING COMA IN THERE YOU MIGHT as well type like this

[Brynn]

THAT WAS VERY CARELESS OF ME THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT IM MORTIFIED NOW AND ALL MY SARCASM HAS DISSIPATED INTO SHAME

[craig johnston]

WHOS IN A COMA?

:eek:

[Stephi_B]

YOU

WOAH FORMATING PINKTUATIONS AND EROTICONS
ANARCHY IN DA THREAD

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

TOPCAT SEEMS TO HARBOR A LOT OF PENT UP FRUSTRATION TOO MUCH CAFFIENE AND NOT ENOUGH SEX WOULD BE MY BET NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT NO THEY WOULDNT BE SPIKES EITHER BOY FOR A GIRL YOU SURE ARE THICK NOT YOU TOPCAT I WAS TALKING TO THE REDHEAD THEY WOULD JUST BE STIFF WIRE WITH HEADS I GUESS NOT REALLY TOO ARGUMENTATIVE TODAY HAVE A SERPINTINE CLUSTER HEAD ACHE

[Brynn]

WHY ARE YOU IN THE SHOUTING POINTLESS ARGUING THREAD WITH A CLUSTER HEADACHE ARE YOU INSANE PARENTHESES WHISPER GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME OIL OF CLOVE FOR THAT TOOTH AND TAKE LOTS OF ADVIL AND YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE A NAP TODAY SHOULD BE IN THE ADVICE THREAD CLOSE PARENTHESES SO WERE GETTING PERSONAL NOW ARE WE TOPCAT IS TOPS AND ON TOP OF THINGS THATS WHY WE OWE HIM EVERYTHING I TELL YOU AND DONT MOCK MY THESPIANISM OR YOULL NEVER WATCH A DECENT MOVIE AGAIN YES A THREAT AND A CURSE

[Stephi_B]

HOWS ONE SUPPOSED TO ARGUE WITH YOU LOT WHEN YOU ALWAYS WRITE SUCH LENGTHY POINTLESSLY ARGUMENTATIVE NOVELLIKE LALALA

[zero]

I COULDNT AGREE MORE NO I MEAN I COULDNT AGREE LESS NO I DONT MEAN THAT YES I DO O SHUT PU

[Stephi_B]

WHAT DRUGS WHERE THERE IN YOUR TEA TODAY NOT THAT A SLIGHT INCOHERENCE IN A MANS ARGUMENT ISNT SEXY BUT

[zero]

STOP CHANNELLING ME STOP CHANNELLING ME STOP CHANNELLING ME HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT THIS VERY DAY MY TWIN SISTER GOT HERSELF COMPLETELY SATURATED WITH RASPBERRY TEA AND SHE GUESSED THAT WAS WHY SHE HAD THE PRETZEL MAN SHOUTING ASSOCIATION IN REVERSE

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

HOW COME I CAN LOOK AT LIARTRINS PROFILE WHERE IT SAYS BANNED AND I CANT EVEN LOOK AT MY OWN PROFILE BECAUSE IT SAYS YOUR USER ACCOUNT MAY NOT HAVE SUFFICIENT PRIVILEGES TO ACCESS THIS PAGE ARE YOU TRYING TO EDIT SOMEONE ELSES POST NO ITS MY OWN POST AND IM NOT EVEN BANNED WELL AT LEAST NOT YET SO THERE EXCLAMATION MARK

[brightpearl]

OH WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TORT REFORM ANYWAY

BLOODY DILETTANTES

[12"razormix]

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

[zero]

I REFUSE TO BUY THOSE BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THE PACKAGING

[12"razormix]

FRUITY BITS

[zero]

I HUNDRED PERCENT KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT AND EVEN IF YOU HADNT I WAS GOING TO SAY IT AND NOW THEY CARVED THEMSELVES INTO MY BRAIN

[zero]

AND BTW MY HOUSE IS NOW FULL OF FRUITY BITS THANKS TO YOU I HAVE DRAWERS FULL OF FRUITY BITS AND A CANNIE GET MOVING FOR THE FVCKKEN FRUITY BITS

[12"razormix]

TOTALLY KNEW MY ARSE

[12"razormix]

OK I FVCKED THAT ONE UP SO WHAT

[zero]

UNDERSATURATED AND BRILLIANT AS USUAL RAZORMIX HA HA

[12"razormix]

PULLING UP WAISTBAND REALLY HIGH

[zero]

I FOUND IN THIS LIFE THAT ITS ALWAYS FUNNY WHEN SOMEONE HIKES THEIR PANTS UP REALLY HIGH ESPECIALLY YOU WITH YOUR LITTLT BUTTERFLYPRINT BIKINI BOTTOMS AND ROTUND TUM

[12"razormix]

THANK YOU FOR NOT COMMENTING ON MY FAT ARSE

[craig johnston]

THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIT FRUITY ROEZ

[zero]

THAT WAS ABOUT FOUR POSTS AGO KEEP UP WILL YOU

[12"razormix]

YOUR HEARTLESS COMMENT HAS SCARED THE POOR BASTARD OFF

[zero]

LET HIM SPEAK FOR HIMSELF HES A DJ AFTERALL THEYVE ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING TO SAY EVEN THOUGH ITS ALWAYS INANE

[craig johnston]

I WAS TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT FROM THE OMNIPRESENT POSTERIOR

[Large Marge]

I HAPPEN TO BE VERY FOND OF INANE

[Frieda]

HEY LOOK WHOS BACK ITS LARGE MARGE CAME HERE TO ARGUE POINTLESSLY HUH DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO

[Large Marge]

NO MISS FRIEDA AND WHATS IT TO YOU ANYWAY HU

[Large Marge]

IM NOT THE ONE WITH 80 GAZILLION POSTS NOW AM I

[Large Marge]

BESIDES YOU KNOW YOU MISSED ME

[lukkucairi]

MARGE I WASNT TRYING TO HIT YOU I WAS TRYING TO HIT CRAIGGERS BUT THE DAMN WRIGGLY LITTLE PONCE KEEPS RUNNING AROUND AND I CANT DRAW A BEAD

HERE WHY DONT YOU TRY

[topcat]

BESIDES YOU KNOW YOU MISSED ME

FVCKING BEETLEJUICE

[Coffee]

IT WAS ON PAGE FOUR OR MAYBE PAGE 5 AND I LOOK AT THE BOARD EVERY FARKING DAY I JUST DONT ALWAYS POST EVERY DAY LATELY ANYHOW UNLIKE THE FIRST COUPLE OF YEARS I SPENT ON THIS BOARD WHEN I WAS ACCUSED QUITE UNFAIRLY OF SPAMMING 20 TIMES A DAY WHEN IT WAS ONLY 17 TIMES A DAY ON AVERAGE UNLIKE SOME NEEDY WANNABEE POETS IN SEARCH OF VALIDATION WHO CURRENTLY CANT LET A DAY PASS WITHOUT SOME KIND OF DAILY CONTIBUTION TO THE BOARD NOT THAT I MIND MIND YOU OH AND SEE THE DICTIONARY THREAD FOR WHAT THIS POST MEANS IF IT SEEMS LIKE A TOTAL NON SEQUITER

[seebe]

KIND OF OVER THE TOP YIKES OVER THE TOP YIKES OVER THE TOP YIKES OVER THE TOP YIKES SCHMOOZE SCHMOOZE GAHHH IT'S BURNED INTO MY BRAIN WHERE'S MY VOODOO DOLL AND PINS WHEN I NEED THEM

[brightpearl]

WHATS ALL THIS THEN

WE SHOULD BE DISCUSSING IMPORTANT ISSUES OF THE DAY
SUCH AS BRAIN EATING AMOEBAS AND WHETHER OR NOT ANGELINA JOLIE IS PREGNANT

I REFUSE TO BE A PARTY TO SUCH SHALLOWNESS

[T.I.P.]

I WAS GOING TO POST SUBTLE WORDPLAY INVOLVING AMOEBAE BUT I AM TOO LAZY

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU

[Brynn]

YEAH WELL I WAS GOING TO DO A LOT OF STUFF TODAY AND I ALMOST MANAGED TO DO IT BUT IM NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT CUT SHARPLY INTO MY TIME SPENT READING HOW LAZY YOU ARE

[zero]

TIME ZONES ARE BOLLOCKS

[Veruki]

TIMES ZONES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND

[Brynn]

ME TOO THIS IS NONSENSE OF COURSE TIME ZONES MAKE THE EARTH ROTATE FASTER
THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING I WAS THINKING THAT ME TOO VERUKI WOWZAS

[zero]

FOR PITYS SAKE WOMAN TALK SENSE WILL YOU

[Brynn]

BOLO TIES TO THAT IM THROUGH TALKING SENSE ALL NONSENSE FROM NOW ON IM AFRAID YOULL HAVE TO COPE IM GOING TO GO HAVE EGGS BENEDICT NOW OR AT LEAST SOME LOVELY BISCUITS AND GRAVY SO HAVE FUN YELLING AND ILL DEDICATE A MOUTHFUL OF LEMONY GOODNESS TO THIS THREAD AND FEEL SORRY FOR EVERYONE WHOS NOT ME TODAY

[zero]

EGGS TASTE BETTER BOILED THAN BENEDICTED

[Brynn]

OH YEAH ONE MORE THING TRUTH AND BEAUTY BOMBS THATS ALL THAT MATTERS EXCEPT PERHAPS TIME ZONES

[zero]

FIX THE THREAD BACK

[12"razormix]

IM GOING TO KILL YOU

[zero]

YOURE IN NO FIT STATE TO KILL ANYONE HOPPING AROUND THERE LIKE A DAFTIE WITH YOURS SOCKS HALF ON

[12"razormix]

THUMP

[12"razormix]

KKKKKKKKKOMING TO KKKKKKKKKKKKILL YOU

[zero]

ASTERISK SEES STARS ASTERISK

[12"razormix]

OPEN BRACKET THAT WAS ME FALLING DOWN CLOSE BRACKET

A HAVNIE TOUCHED YOU OPEN BRACKET YET CLOSE BRACKET

[zero]

HERE LET ME HELP YOU UP OFF THE FLOOR NICE PANTS YOU HAVE ON BTW


BLUE IS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR

[12"razormix]

OH REALLY

[zero]

THAT WAS FVCKKEN SEXAY HOW YOU SAID THAT WHILST ALSO TRYING TO MAINTAIN YOUR BALANCE AND COVER UP YOUR NETHERLANDS

[Frieda]

HEY WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN NEHTERLANDS I BET YOU MEAN MICHAEL JACKSONS NEVERLANDS

[Jack Flanders]

SO DAMMIT I DID NOT GET CHOSEN FOR JURY DUTY YESTERDAY WHICH IS OK BECAUSE IT WAS FOR EVERY WEDNESDAY NINE TO FOUR OR FIVE O CLOCK OR LATER FROM NEXT WEEK MIDDLE OF APRIL TO THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST READ EIGHTEEN WEEKS BUT I AM REALLY PISSED OFF NOT TO BE ABLE TO SERVE MY REALLY SCREWED UP COUNTY JUDICIAL SYSTEM AND BE ABLE TO JUDGE WHETHER THE ASS*OLES WHO GOT CAUGHT DOING SOMETHING REALLY STUPID OR DID THEY WILL HAVE HAD ENOUGH EVIDENCE COLLECTED AGAINST THEM BY THE PROSECUTOR WHICH WILL THEN BE PRESENTED TO THE GRAND JURY WHICH I WAS CALLED UP FOR SERVING BUT NOT SELECTED BECAUSE MY FVCKEN NUMBER WAS TWENTYNINE AND WAS ABOVE TWENTYTHREE WHICH WAS THE THE CUTOFF NUMBER BECAUSE THE OTHER CALLED UP JURY JERKS ALL AGREED TO SERVE BUT I COULD HAVE SERVED IF SOME OF THEM HAD REFUSED TO SERVE ON THE GRAND JURY SO I AM GETTING MORE PISSED OFF NOT TO BE SITTING ON THE JURY PANEL BUT MY SUMMER HAS JURY FREE WEDNESDAYS DAMMIT

[T.I.P.]

I REFUSE TO ARGUE WITH THAT

[Hyakujo's Fox]

DO YOU MEAN REFUSE OR REFUSE

[Brynn]

I REFUSE TO AGREE WITH THIS REFUSE ARE YOU A PICKY EATER QUESTION MARK

[T.I.P.]

WHY NOT CALL IT GARBAGE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE BUNCH OF NOBS

[brightpearl]

THATS JUST LIKE YOU BLOODY AMERICANS
THINKING YOUR WORDS FOR EVERYTHING ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSES

ITS RUBBISH

[Jack Flanders]

BUT DAMMIT BE SMART AND GREEN AND COMPOST DO NOT TRASH IT

[Veruki]

I SHALL CONTRIBUTE TO THIS BREAD REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT I HAVE NOTHING MEANINGFUL TO ADD SO HERE I GO

RUBBISH CAN ONLY BE CALLED RUBISH IF IT CONSISTS OF TWENTY FIVE PERCENT CABBAGE

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

THATS DECAYING ORGANIC MATTER AND THOSE WHO CARE ABOUT THE PLANET CONVERT VEGETABLE MATTER TO COMPOST BUT I DONT CARE AND THATS WHY IM GOING TO BLOW UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE ON THURSDAY

[Stephi_B]

DONT YOU DARE
NOT ON A THURSDAY
ANY OTHER DAY YOU CAN BLOW UP WHATEVER YOU WANT MISS ILL BLOW UP THE UNIVERSE POSER
BUT THURSDAY IS MY LUCKY DAY COMPRENDE
AND ANYWAY I DONT LIKE THE WAY YOU SPEAK ABOUT ORGANIC MATTER ALTHOUGH ORGANIC CHEMISTRY IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL AND ALL
BUT VERUKAS CABBAGE IS PRECIOUS AND NOT SUPPOSED TO LAND ON A MUNDANE COMPOST
IS THAT CLEAR

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

PRECIOUS CABBAGE COMMA YES QUESTION MARK THATS WHY SHE CALLS IT RUBBISH FROM NOW ON I SHALL USE THE WORDS PRECIOUS AND RUBBISH INTERCHANGEABLY AND I DONT CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME COZ IT WILL MATTER ONLY FOR TWO DAYS AND THEN NO MORE MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION MARKS

[Stephi_B]

WHY HAVE YOU BEEN THE FIRST ONE TO DISCOVER HOW TO SNEAK AROUND THE PINKTUATION RULE INTEROBANG
PAH ANNOYED SMILEY COMMA BUT IT WONT HELP YOU TRIPLE EXCLAMATION MARK AND DEVIL SMILEY
DONT STEP BACK FROM YOUR PLANS NOW SLASHPOINT T MINUS THIRTYSIX HOURS AND IF IT DOESNT BANG ILL SUE YOU
THREE DOTS AND THE UNIVERSE DOUBLE EXCLAMATION MARK ANGRY SMILEY

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

AH NOW INTIMIDATING ME WITH A SET OF LAWYERS AND EMOTICONS SO THATS YOUR GAME WELL I FEEL SOOO THREATENED THAT ILL SCURRY BACK INTO MY ROOM AND HIDE UNDER MY BED AND SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY EATING BERRIES AND DRINKING RED WINE AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT NOW I HOPE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF

[Stephi_B]

YES
YOULL LIVE HEALTHY AND SAVE FROM FALLING BRICKS AND THE LIKE
YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL TO ME FOR THREATENING YOU TO THE OUTMOST POSSIBLE

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

FALLING BRICKS IS THAT YOUR VISION OF THE UPCOMING APOCALYPSE AND WHAT ABOUT THE FOUR RIDERS MAYBE I OFFER THEM A BIT OF WINE AND WE ALL HAVE A NICE CHAT UNDER MY BED WHILE THE HOBBITSES DESTROY THE RING AND POSTPONE THE IMPENDING DOOM

[Stephi_B]

AND THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL
PARTY LIKE ITS T MINUS THIRTYFIVE AND A HALF HOURS LEFT
PFFFF NOW YOU ARE A LAME DESTROYER OF THE UNIVERSE

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A PARTY ITS AN EFFING WAKE BEFORE THE FUNERAL

[Coffee]

I DONT BELIEVE IT IS PROPER TO HOLD A WAKE UNTIL THE DECEDENT HAS DECEASED AND IN THIS CASE SINCE ALL POTENTIAL WAKE GOERS WILL BE DECEDENTS I DONT THINK A WAKE WILL BE EVEN POSSIBLE THUS A PRE HYPHEN APOCALYPSE PARTY SOUNDS MORE DOABLE IF IT CAN BE PULLED TOGETHER BEFORE THURSDAY LETS FORM A PARTY COMMITTEE AND DISCUSS POSSIBLE DECORATION THEMES

[Frieda]

I SAY PIRATES AND THATS IT

PERIOD

[Coffee]

WELL I THINK A PIRATE THEME SOUNDS FINE BUT WHAT KIND OF PIRATES SOUTH SEAS POLYNESEAN CARIBBEAN YEMEN SLASH ARABIAN OR COLUMBIAN DRUG LORD PIRATES AND WHAT ERA 1800S 1700S ITS FINE TO SUGGEST STUFF BUT CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC PLEASE THIS ALL NEEDS TO COME TOGETHER BY THURSDAY PLZ BE MORE EFFICIENT OR THIS WILL NEVER GET DONE

[Veruki]

CABBAGE PIRATES ARRRRRRRGH

[brightpearl]

YOU MAY TRY TO HIDE IT WITH YOUR CLEVER EUPHEMISMS BUT I KNOW WHAT ALL YOU HOOLIGANS ARE ON ABOUT

I FOR ONE AM HORRIFIED BY ALL THE CABBAGE PORN THESE DAYS

CRUCIFEROUS HAS BECOME A DIRTY WORD

YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME

[T.I.P.]

CHICK PIRATES R HOT

[brightpearl]

BOTANICAL PERVS ARE THE WORST SORT

LYING AROUND LOOKING AT SEED CATALOGS ALL DAY
GET A JOB

[Stephi_B]

HERE IS NO PORN AND NO PERVS
UNFORTUNATELY
CEPT IN YOUR MIND PEARLY

WERE JUST TRYING TO HAVE A DECENT PREAPOCALYPSE PARTY
WELL EVERYONE BUT YSA
FUKK YOUR COMMITTEE COFFEE WHY WASTE EIGHTY TO ONE HUNDRED AND ONE PERCENT OF TIME LEFT ON ADMINISTRATIVE BOLLOCKS
WHERES THE GIN

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

NO NO NO NO NO COMMITTEES ARE AWESOME IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET THE JOB DONE THEY ARE THE BEST WAY TO ENSURE ZERO ACTION AND MAXIMIZE TALK YAK YAK YAK LETS PLAN A PREAPOCALYPSE PARTY YES YES YES YES YES

[Stephi_B]

SOMEONE BRING ME MORE GIN
AND WHO BROUGHT YAKS TO THE PARTY
IT IS NOT THAT SPACEY HERE UNDER YSAS BED WITH ALL THE RIDERS OF APOCALYPSE CHICK PIRATES VERUKAS GABBAGE AND NOW YAKS WTF

[Coffee]

EKZACTLY MY POINT IF WE HANG UP THE PARTY IN A PLANNING COMMITTEE THEN THE ACTUAL OPACKOLIPS WONT HAPPEN CUZ EVERYONE WILL BE TOO BUSY PHLAPPIN THEIR LIPS FOR THE WORLD TO END

SOOOOO BUNTING STREAMERS PUNCH LEFT BRACKET ALCHOHOLIC OR NON HYPHEN ALCHOHOLIC RIGHT BRACKET SHOULD WE SPRING FOR RAFFLE TICKETS FOR DOOR PRIZES OH THERE ARE SOOOOOO MANY DETAILS TO CONSIDER YET

[Stephi_B]

YOU CALLING ME ALCHOHOLIC EH
THATS THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE YOUR BLOODY COMMITTEE AND SEE THE WORLD END
ILL MAKE YAK CEVAPCICI NOW AND YOU CAN PASS ME THE FIRST PRELIMINARY DECISIONS OF THE COMMITTEE HOW TO START THE COMMITTEES FIRST MEETING

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

HOW TYPICAL YOURE ONLY TALKING ABOUT FOOD AND DRINKS WHEN THE MOST IMPORTANT MATTER IS TO ELECT A CHAIRPERSON WHO WOULD START THE FIRST MEETING OF THE COMMITTEE AND POINT OUT THE ISSUES OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE NAMELY FOOD AND DRINKS AND HOW TO TRANSFORM YAKS INTO CEVAPCICI AND WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THAT LEFTOVER FUR MAYBE IT CAN BE USED TO SOLVE THE DOOR PRIZES PROBLEM

[Coffee]

IM LOATH TO AGREE WITH YSAPUR REGARDING ANYTHING SINCE THIS IS AN ARGUMENT THREAD COMMA HOWEVER THE SUGGESTION HAS OBVIOUS MERIT AND I PROPOSE ADOPTING SAID RESOLUTION TO ELECT A CHAIRPERSON TO START THE FIRST MEETING OF THE COMMITTEE AND I FURTHER SUGGEST WE NOMINATE SOMEONE WHO RARELY ENTERS THIS THREAD TO MAXIMIZE THE MINIMIZATION OF ACTUAL PROGRESS TOWARDS OUR GOAL OF PLANNING A PARTY IN ORDER TO STAVE OFF THE END OF THE WORLD

[brightpearl]

MEETINGS ARE THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO DISAGREE BUT I FEEL I HAVE NO OTHER OPTION I THINK LIARTRIND IS THE MOST SUITABLE CANDIDATE FOR THIS HONOURABLE POSITION LIARTRIND SEEMS TO BE ALWAYS PRESENT BUT A DEEP THINKER ACTUALLY SO DEEP THAT HE OR SHE NEVER SAYS ANYTHING AT ALL HOWEVER THERE SHOULD BE SOME KIND OF A VOTE OR EVEN A GENERAL ELECTION BEFOREHAND IT IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT MATTER CONSEQUENTLY THE CANDIDATES MUST BE THOUGHTFULLY CONSIDERED MAYBE THEY COULD EVEN HAVE A CAMPAIGN

[Coffee]

I SECOND PEARLIES SUGGESTION THAT THERE BE MASSIVE OPIATES AT THE PARTY MEETINGS CHAIRED BY THE HONORABLE CHAIRMAN LIARTRIND

[Marcus Bales]

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING THIS IS NO TIME FOR MOTIONS SINCE WE NOT ONLY HAVE NO CHAIR WE HAVE NO AGREEMENT ON THE SHAPE OF THE TABLE NOT TO MENTION THE KIND OF CHAIRS THE COLOR OF THE PADS OF PAPER AND WHETHER THE WATER PITCHERS HAVE ICE IN THEM OR ICE IS PROVIDED IN SEPARATE PITCHERS PERIOD

[Stephi_B]

AND THE SORTS AND BRANDS OF ALCHOHOLICA DAMMIT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT DRINKS

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

THE END OF THE WORLD IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS THEREFORE MARCUS PLANS TO SERVE ONLY WATERED WATER PARDON ICED WATER WHICH IS VIRTUALLY THE SAME STEPHI WOULD YOU CARE FOR A BIT OF BECHEROVKA OR MAYBE YOU CAN CONCOCT SOME SPECIAL PROPIOLIC DRINK BEING A SCIENTIST IT CAN BE EASY EH

[Stephi_B]

I CANT STAND IT TO AGREE WITH YOU
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL AND UNEMPATHIC
SOBBING

[Marcus Bales]

wHEN TALKING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD ISNT IT MORE IMPORTANT TO HAVE SERIOUS SOBER DISCUSSIONS ABOUT THE INK COLOR AND THE BARREL COLOR OF THE PENS AND WHETHER THE PENCILS SHOULD BE YELLOW HEXAGONAL OR BLACK WARRIOR ROUND AND WHETHER THERE SHOULD BE TWO OR THREE THAN WHAT KIND OF INTOXICANT YOU DRUNKEN LOUTS WILL BE DRINKING QUESTION MARK

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

SURE WHY NOT WHEN THE END APPROACHES WE ARE GOING TO BE MILDLY INTOXICATED AND IN A HAPPY ICOULDNTCARELESS STATE WHILE FOR YOU ITLL BE YELLOW HEXAGONAL PENCILS TO KEEP YOU COMPANY. I WONDER WHETHER THEYD BE CAPABLE OF INDUCING A SIMILAR STATE OF MIND IN YOU HA

[Coffee]

FVCKING POETS ALTHOUGH I CONCUR WITH HIS SUGGESTION THAT THE MINUTIA OF PARTY PLANNING HAS NOT YET BEEN FULLY BEEN CONSIDERED I CANT HELP BUT SUSPECT THAT THE PENCILS ARE FOR SOME BESOTTED PLAN TO COMPOSE AN ODE TO THE END OF THE WORLD AS IF THERE WILL BE ANYONE TO READ THE FVCKING THING

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

OH WHAT A DEVIOUS PLAN AND TO THINK I COULDNT IMAGINE WHAT ONE WOULD DO WITH PENCILS WHEN THE END IS NEAR EXCEPT FOR CHEWING AT THEIR ENDS MAYBE I FEEL EXTREMELY ANNOYED THAT ANYONE WOULD WRITE AN ODE TO SUCH A CATACLYSMIC EVENT AND NOW I FEEL SO SCARED WHO WAS THAT INSANE PERSON THAT STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD ID LIKE TO KNOW

[Veruki]

ITS FRIDAY WHERE IS THE PIRATE PARTY

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

VERUKI WOULD YOU MIND TELLING US WHY YOURE WEARING A PATCH OVER YOUR LEFT EYE

[Veruki]

DONT PRETEND YOU DONT KNOW

[Coffee]

FVCK THE PARTY
WE SAVED THE WORLD
LETS HAVE A PARTY

[Coffee]

WTF IT TAKES THE THREAT OF IMPENDING DOOM TO GET A PARTY GOING AROUND HERE WHAT A BUNCH OF LIMP SOCK PUPPETS YOU ALL ARE IM GOING TO GO HANG OUT AT MY OTHER BOARD PFFFFTT

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

ITS HIGH TIME YOU WENT TO YOUR OTHER BOARD BECAUSE THOSE SHIRTS WOULD NOT IRON THEMSELVES AND AFTER YOU FINISHED IRONING THEM YOU ARE INVITED TO COME BACK AND PLAY LIMP SOCK PUPPET THEATRE FOR THOSE INTERESTED

[brightpearl]

NONE OF YOU PEOPLE ARE PULLING YOUR WEIGHT IN THIS THREAD

IF I WAS YOUR DAD ID HAVE HALF A MIND TO MAKE YOU ALL RUN LAPS

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

TRY AND MAKE ME HA ITS SO DARK I CANT SEE THE KEYBOARD PROPERLY OTHERWISE I COULD TYPE ALL THOSE NICE SWEARWORDS I CAREFULLY LEARNED AT SCHOOL AS AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO TRYING TO MAKE ME RUN LAPS

[Stephi_B]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LAP DANCING IN THE DARK MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE WELL IN LAPLAND MAYBE THAT HAS TO DO WITH THE CLOSENESS OF THE POLE AND STUFF BUT I CANT REMEMBER MY LAPILOGY LESSONS WHO CARES ANYWAY

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

ACH THEN SHALL I TURN ON THE SPOTLIGHTS WHILE YOURE DANCING AROUND THE POLE NICE THINGS DO THEY TEACH YOU ON LAPILOGY LESSONS

[Stephi_B]

YES YOU DO THAT ASAP I LOVE SPOTS ALSO THE OVAL AND SQUARE ONES
I SUPPOSE YOU DONT HAVE SUCH IN LAPLAND

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

WELL IN LAPLAND WE HAVE TRIANGUALR ONES AND NOBODY COMPLAINED SO FAR ANYWAY WHY DID YOU FORGET TO TURN OFF THE TAP NOW ITS RAINING OVER HERE

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT I CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE HEY YOU PROBABLY TOOK IT YOU JUST DONT REMEMBER AND NOW YOURE TRYING TO DENY EVER HAVING SEEN IT WELL ITS NOT GONNA WORK THIS TIME

[Odbe]

DONT TALK TO ME IN THAT TONE YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT I DIDNT TOUCH IT YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO MAKE MIRACLES GO FIND IT YOURSELF

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

OF COURSE I EXPECT MIRACLES THATS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO NOW THAT YOUVE MISLAID IT AGAIN ANYWAY IT WOULD BE A MIRACLE IN ITSELF IF YOU DIDNT KEEP LOSING MY THINGS

[Odbe]

YOUR THINGS YOUR THINGS WHATEVER HAPPENED TO OUR THINGS OR MY THINGS FOR THAT MATTER ITS ALL YOU YOU YOU GIVE IT A BREAK ITS ONLY ABOUT ME IF I LOSE SOMETHING OR DO SOMETHING WRONG NOW WHO WAS IT THAT SET THE TOASTER ON 2 POINT 5 INSTEAD OF 2 ID LIKE TO KNOW THAT THERES SOME YOU FOR YOU

[MoJoRiSin]

NOT THAT IT FRIGGIN MATTERS ONE IOTA BUT AS IT HAPPENED MO LOST HER CELL PHONE AND BURNT SOME TOAST YESTERDAY

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

YEAH ODBE RUB IT IN WILL YA BUT HEY WHO WAS THE INGENIOUS PERSON WHO ALMOST SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE WITH THE TOASTER NOW ANSWER ME IF YOU DARE ALL RIGHT ONLY THE KITCHEN BUT I HAD TO REPAINT IT AND WHY ON EARTH IS MO TALKING ABOUT HERSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON ID LIKE TO KNOW IS IT A SIGN OF SOME APPROACHING DISASTER OR WHAT

[Odbe]

LEAVE MO OUT OF THIS SHES PERFECTLY SANE SHE WAS ONLY IN THAT KITCHEN TO HELP ME BUILD MY TOASTER ROCKET WE WERE GOING TO BLAST OFF INTO SPACE AND CONDUCT RESEARCH ON STARS SO FAR AWAY NO ONE HAS EVER WALKED ON THEM WE COULD HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THE SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENT OF HUMANITY UNTIL YOU BURST IN WITH YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER ALL GUNK HO AND PUT THE ENGINES OUT

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

AH SUDDENLY ITS MY FIRE EXTINGUISHER INSTEAD OF OURS WELL ITS OUR KITCHEN AS WELL IF YOU DONT MIND AND I TOLD YOU SEVEN HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SEVEN TIMES TO RESTRICT YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO HUMANITY TO THE BACKYARD AREA WHICH IS SAFE NEAR THE WELL BUT WOULD YOU LISTEN WOULD YOU HELL

[zero]

YOU PAIR SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES




ITS THE SEASON OF GOOD WILL AND JUST LISTEN TO YOU BOTH





BAD DOGS GO TO YOUR BEDS

[brightpearl]

HEY
I WAS WATCHING THAT PROGRAM

JUST LIKE YOU TO COME IN AND RUIN THE FUN

[Brynn]

WOULD YOU MIND PLEASE STEPPING ASIDE QUESTION MARK MCGUYVER APOSTROPHE S ON

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

SEASON OF GOOD WILL YEAH MORE LIKE THE SEASON OF BLOTHEREDNESS JUDGING FROM LOOKING AT YOU YOU CANT EVEN DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN TWO LADIES EXCHANGING A FEW PLEASANT WORDS AND TWO DOGS UNBELIEVABLE

AND PERLA IF YOU THINK ARGUING ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF IS A SPECTATOR SPORT THEN BETTER PAY YOUR TICKET NOW MULTIPLE EXLAMATION MARKS

AHA BRYNN WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE FINE ART OF CONVERSATION ALL YOU DO IS JUST WATCH TV PRETENDING MCGUYVER IS SOMETHING DEEPLY MEANINGFUL I WONT BUDGE I WONT STEP ASIDE LOOK INTO MY EYES WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU AND DONT TRY TO PEEK AT THE TELLY THROUGH ME

[zero]

HEY
I WAS WATCHING THAT PROGRAM

JUST LIKE YOU TO COME IN AND RUIN THE FUN

WOULD YOU MIND PLEASE STEPPING ASIDE QUESTION MARK MCGUYVER APOSTROPHE S ON

BLAH MORE LIKE THE SEASON OF BLOTHEREDNESS JUDGING FROM LOOKING BLAH

BLAH EXLAMATION MARKS

BLAH AT THE TELLY BLAH

YEH YEH WHATEVER

[Brynn]

HUMPF

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

YEH YEH WHATEVER

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/images/icons/icon14.gifhttp://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/images/icons/icon14.gifME TOO!:mad: :mad: :mad: http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/images/icons/icon14.gifhttp://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/images/icons/icon14.gif

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I SUPPOSE YOU THOUGHT ID JUST LET THAT EXCLAMATION SLIDE ON BY YOU THOUGHT ID LOOK THE OTHER WAY PRETEND EVERYTHING WAS A OK AND WHATS THE BIG DEAL IF A LITTLE EXCLAMATION MARK GOES THROUGH NOW AND THEN WELL LET ME TELL ONE THING THATS THE TROUBLE WITH THE INTERNET THESE DAYS THEY KEEP DROPPING THE STANDARDS TO LET MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ON AND I SAY ENOUGH

[trisherina]

AND I SAY ENOUGH

AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ABOUT IT THEN

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I EXPECT YOU TO SHOW SOME INITIATIVE THATS WHAT SOME OLD FASHIONED PLUCK BY GUM

[trisherina]

PEOPLE WHO PLUCK CRACK OR OTHERWISE SNAP THEIR GUM NEED TO BE TAKEN OUT BY THE WOODSHED

[Brynn]

EVERYBODY PIPE DOWN I CANT HEAR MY PROGRAM THIS IS POINTLESS AND PASS THE CHIPS PLEASE

[brightpearl]

TURN UP YOUR MIRACLE EAR GRAMMA

[Brynn]

WHAT QUESTION MARK WHY QUESTION MARK AND WHO ORDERED THE VEAL CUTLET DAMMIT

[Hyakujo's Fox]

OH WHOS BOSSING THE VEAL CUTLET AROUND AND WHEN I SAY WHOS BOSSING I DONT MEAN ACTING LIKE TONY DANZA THOUGH THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BAD TOO

[brightpearl]

WATCH YOUR MOUTH
SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE TONY DANZA

[Brynn]

HOW CAN HE WATCH HIS OWN MOUTH IF HIS NOSE IS IN THE WAY THIS IS SO STUPID

[Stephi_B]

THATS SUCH A TIGHT NOSED SCENERY HERE

PFFFFT

SO BEYOND MY NOSE

[zero]

ARSES ARE FUNNIER THAN NOSES

[Stephi_B]

ARSES AINT FUNNY STOP THIS OFFENSE ARSES ARE NOBLE AND HOLY UNLESS WHEN DRESSED AS CLOWNS FOR THEN ARSES ARE SCARIER THAN NOSES

[zero]

KEEP YOUR CLOWNS OUT OF THIS

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

KEEP YOUR CLONES AT BAY

[zero]

THATS MEANNIGLESS WHY DID YOU POST THAT



THIS ISNT SENTENCE ASSOCIATION YOU KNOW

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

NOW THATS POINTLESS STUFF

[zero]

I HAT YOU

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

A GENUINE ARGUMENT THAT ONE

[brightpearl]

YALL STOP IT
SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE TONY DANZAS CLOWN ARSES

[zero]

HAHA I RNAKLED YOU BOTH NOW

[brightpearl]

IS THAT WHAT YOU KIDS ARE CALLING IT NOWADAYS
VULGARIANS

PS YOU WISH

[Brynn]

ONE OF THESE DAYS IM GONNA RICKROLL YOU AND THEN WELL SEE WHO IS FEELING VULGAR
IM SURE THATS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY JUST NOW

[Stephi_B]

HEY HEY MISSY TIS IS ARGUE ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION NOT ARGUE ABOUT WHATIPROBABLYMEANTTOSAYMAYBEIMNOTSOSUREANYMORE STUFF IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION

SO WHATS YOUR POINTLESSNESS

SAY OR DONT BUT IF YOU DONT IM BOTHERED AND ACCUSE YOU OF SOMETHING ELSE EVEN MORE POINTLESS THAN THIS AND IN A NONVULGAR WAY IF I FEEL BOTHERED ENOUGH

[zero]

WHAT THE FVCKK IS STEPHIB ON ABOUT

[Brynn]

I DONT KNOW BUT I VEHEMENTLY OBJECT
IN GENERAL
TOO MANY POINTS
AND ILL PROBABLY GET SLAMMED FOR USING SPACING AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR PUNCTUATION BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE IM JUST TOO CLEVER FOR MYSELF CRAVING CLARITY AND ALL
HOW MANY POINTS IS THAT

[Brynn]

OH AND ONE MORE THING

[zero]

NO

[Brynn]

YOUR NO IS ON BACKWARDS

[zero]

SO

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

H2SO4

[zero]

YOU KEEP DOING THAT FREE ASSOCIATION THING EVERYWHERE ITS SO ANNOYING I BET YOU DO IT IN REAL LIFE TOO

[Brynn]

SO
YOUR SO IS OS BACKWARDS

[zero]

SO PREDICTABLE I KNEW YOUD SAY THAT

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

NO IVE JUST POURED SOME SULPHURIC ACID ON YOU UNFORTUNATELY ONLY VIRTUALLY IN REAL LIFE I KILL BUNNIES AND KICK PEOPLE WHO SPEAK IN MONOSYLLABIC WORDS

[Brynn]

I WAS HOPING YOUD THINK OF IT AS A GAME OF CATCH BUT SADLY NOT

[zero]

BOTH OF YOU SHOULD TRY HITTING PREVIEW BEFORE POSTING

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

ONLY LOSERS LIKE YOU DO THAT I BET YOU ARE A COMPULSIVE SPELLCHECKER TOO

[zero]

SPELLCHECK MY ARSE

[Brynn]

IM WARNING YOU IM JUST RECKLESS ENOUGH TO TRY