**Malarkey's Thread**

[Klynne]

Sooo, you are back Mr. Malarkey. Things are going well here. Glad things are going well for you. Maybe you can become a sous chef one day? Good luck.

[rmr]

hi -- how do you feel about Brittney's wedding.......i've been dying to know....thanks........

[malarkey]

yes I think she is an idiot because he looks like a homeless who just wants her for her money and the wedding was tacky and nasty and she looked like a hooker but i hope they are very happy together.

[malarkey]

and someone told me that she is going to have a baby is it true?

[rmr]

i heard that too

i think it's just a rumor

i just got my us weekly yesterday and now they're saying jlo might be knocked up.....who knows :rolleyes:


also, nickie hilton is get a divorce.......

[malarkey]

but she only just got married!!! is she pregnant? I think jlo is pregnant but I think her husband is too skinny and wears the wrong kinds of clothes.

[zero]

hello wee mcclarkie.

vote for your favourite day of the week - it's your right!

[rmr]

yeah-- i don't like marc anthony


i'm more of a fan of ben......man do i like ben

also, i just saw a picture of tara reid and guess what.....she was drunk!!! I know!!!

[malarkey]

no way!!!

I like sunday very much.

[rmr]

you can vote in the other thread if you like

you'll probably be able to make more sense of it then the rest of us.

[malarkey]

i did it

[Coffee]

Originally posted by malarkey
i did it

I just KNEW you probably had something to do with it.
Perhaps you should confess in the conspiracy theory thread.

[malarkey]

ok. what shall i confess or can i just confess anything?

[rmr]

confess anything

[malarkey]

okay I confess i am GAY

[rmr]

good for you

[priceyfatprude]

I confess...I love the nancyboys.

Who do you like better, Malarkeybaby, Ben Affleck or Matt Damon? Or do you think they're old & ugly? Did you knwo a lot of people think they're really a gay couple?

I've missed you.

[malarkey]

I don't really like matt damon because he has too big teeth and ben affleck always looks a bit dirty to me. i like justin timberlake the best and michael flatley second.

[malarkey]

does anyone know where ze is. i want to ask him a question and i have sent him about 10 emails but he hasnt replied to me and i am starting to get worried about him now because he said in his blog that he needed to be cheered up and i hope he hasnt killed himself. do you think he might have killed himself because he was sad. why was he so sad that he killed himself?

[xerocs]

Originally posted by malarkey
does anyone know where ze is. i want to ask him a question and i have sent him about 10 emails but he hasnt replied to me and i am starting to get worried about him now because he said in his blog that he needed to be cheered up and i hope he hasnt killed himself. do you think he might have killed himself because he was sad. why was he so sad that he killed himself?


F*$@ you very much for being such a F*&%$#g moron! Stay in your own thread... every time I take a hiatus I come back to some monotonous nonsense from this ass clown.

Now that I have gotten that out of my system... Maybe Frank needed some time away from the board to... I dunno, work? Play? or maybe he hasn't left the board at all, maybe he just thinks you are a psycho because you e-mail him 10 times a day asking stupid ass questions?

[xerocs]

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[Coffee]

Originally posted by xerocs
F*$@ you very much for being such a F*&%$#g moron! Stay in your own thread... every time I take a hiatus I come back to some monotonous nonsense from this ass clown.

Now that I have gotten that out of my system... Maybe Frank needed some time away from the board to... I dunno, work? Play? or maybe he hasn't left the board at all, maybe he just thinks you are a psycho because you e-mail him 10 times a day asking stupid ass questions?

damn...you getting a little bored on that island dude??? :(

:D Been fishing? Do you have Scuba Gear available to you'se folks there?...Looks like it could be pretty under water where your at...are you still on the Island???? Howz the pet crab?

Seen any terrorists where you're at?

Peace.

[malarkey]

i am not a retard. i am just a bit different. my mom says i am special.

[rmr]

^^ exactly

there there

[trisherina]

I think sending ze lots of emails is likely to annoy him. Make sure your email has a specific enough subject header that ze can pick it out from the kazillion spam messages he gets, and if he doesn't reply right away, just assume he is busy.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by trisherina
... and if he doesn't reply right away, just assume he is busy.

Unlike the rest of the employees here holding down the office while the boss is away.

I think Ze should delegate more.
I hope he brings us doughnuts when he gets back.

[malarkey]

its okay he replied in the end. he's fine he's just a bit busy and he really likes my songs!!!

[malarkey]

thanks for the apology xerocs. i think you are very attractive too, i also think that you should come out of the closet i was really happy when i did it.