in this thread you visit the SHUT UP man

[rmr]

i meant for me silly!!!

[zero]

OCH now look what you've done - given me AVIAN FLU!!

ShUT UP



http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man_s.jpg

a-choo

[craig johnston]

can we talk about beavers again?

[zero]

well it all started with tirsherama's beaver only she said it wasn't a beaver and she should know then rrrrmr comes up with some gerbils of her childhood all called brownie and something and trish goes how about my rat - she got two gerbils where one of them's named a hamster's name but it's ok because it's ok look it looks quite like one aapprently yeah i nearly forgot there was an otter in there somewhere and to top of it all i've got that bird-flu now



http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man_s.jpg

SUHT OP

[trisherina]

Not much of an improvement, I must say. In expression or... anything else.

http://photos3.flickr.com/5376337_01703a9062_m.jpg
+
http://photos6.flickr.com/5376339_85aa280b81.jpg
=
http://photos6.flickr.com/5376340_378293baed.jpg

[craig johnston]

^^^^^
hmmm, so, returning to beavers....

[trisherina]

I can't even imagine what idle browsers at Flickr.com must be thinking right now.

[zero]

<blink>SHUT</blink>
http://photos6.flickr.com/5376340_378293baed.jpg
<blink>UP</blink>

[trisherina]

Hey, I suddenly figured out where Sid the koala went.

[rmr]

well it all started with tirsherama's beaver only she said it wasn't a beaver and she should know then rrrrmr comes up with some gerbils of her childhood all called brownie and something and trish goes how about my rat - she got two gerbils where one of them's named a hamster's name but it's ok because it's ok look it looks quite like one aapprently yeah i nearly forgot there was an otter in there somewhere and to top of it all i've got that bird-flu now



http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man_s.jpg

SUHT OP

that's so not how it happened :rolleyes:

[zero]

i know - i missed the kaolabaer but taht's only because it come into the frame yet

[rmr]

<blink>SHUT</blink>
http://photos6.flickr.com/5376340_378293baed.jpg
<blink>UP</blink>

you look really good -- what'd you do different?

[zero]

thanks!! but it wasn't me who did it
- it was tirsheramoid
http://photos6.flickr.com/5376340_378293baed.jpg
she really knows PHOTOSOHP

[rmr]

your eyes look great

you must be really excited -- you know from this angle you look a bit like a beaver :cool:

[zero]

ShUT UP - you're just saying that
http://photos6.flickr.com/5376340_378293baed.jpg
and anyway it's not finished yet

[rmr]

may i call you brownie?

[zero]

I CAN'T
http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man.jpg
DO THIS ANYMORE

[trisherina]

I didn't want you to think I was in a hurry to get rid of your eyes. This one is more avuncular, don't you think?
http://photos3.flickr.com/5377995_71cbda8869.jpg

[zero]

stop mentioning my eyes!! there's nothing wrong with my eyes!! why does everyone always go on about my eyes??
http://photos3.flickr.com/5377995_71cbda8869.jpg
wicked POHTOSOHP skills tirshola - you should turn pro

[trisherina]

Uh, thanks, Hammy. :rolleyes:

[rmr]

it's brownie :rolleyes: ^^

[zero]

the first rule of Fight Club is:

http://img203.exs.cx/img203/3390/angrymanwitharashandzits3rq.jpg

you SUHT UP about Fight Club

[trisherina]

Stay outta the 'hood after dark! ^^^

[craig johnston]

aaaaand anyway, back to beavers.....

[craig johnston]

http://logo.cafepress.com/4/234347.171604.jpg

[zero]

i just CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS GENERATION... you're the SOPHISTICATED ones.. with all your MUSIC and your "GEAR"... but you know.. IT'S SUPERFICIAL - it's a SHEEN, there's NOTHING SOLID or WORTWHILE underneath... yours is the generation that NEVER LISTENS.. because we can NEVER TELL YOU ANYTHING... no GUTS, no BACKBONE.. NOTHING to commend you WHAT SO EVER.. mere FODDER for the MASS MEDIA

http://www.kes.150m.com/headmaster%20stairs.jpg

SUHT UP JOHNSTON

[trisherina]

You just think you're so HOT now, with your new hair and whatever that was that happened to your mouth. Well, let me tell you, your red "x" is no better now than it ever was.

[zero]

notice anything different?

http://photos4.flickr.com/5487644_18ee76f78a_o.jpg

hint: -->;) --> :rolleyes: --> :eek:

[Hyakujo's Fox]

there's something disturbingly virile about you today shut-up man.

[craig johnston]

give us a wink s.u.m. !
;)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

give us a wink s.u.m. !
;)

don't be cruel.

[brightpearl]

This thread is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

Weeks.

I won't feel a proper member of the board until the Shut Up man tells me off.

Hellooooooooooo
I'm playing my music too loud!
http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/drivethrurecords/new_found_glory/new_found_glory1.jpg

I'm practicing my marksmanship in ludicrous clothing!
http://armoredsquirrel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/PunkMohawk.jpg
PDA with nose rings!
http://www.efn.org/~hkrieger/m_punk.jpg

*waits with baited breath*

[zero]

he doesn't do requests

[12"razormix]

.



<object width="200" height="150"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A0R8qQriRA8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A0R8qQriRA8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="200" height="150"></embed></object>


.

[trisherina]

:) :) :) ^^^ OOOOooooo! (That's quite the video, btw)

[12"razormix]

i found that while i was ( still ) looking for 'happiness is easy' ... ;)
the video is riveting. i get goosebumps!

[trisherina]

I've looked for it too, many times! :(

[12"razormix]

i know :D
that's why i was lookin'

[trisherina]

psst... she's the bestest ^^

[Hyakujo's Fox]

i found that while i was ( still ) looking for 'happiness is easy' ... ;)
the video is riveting. i get goosebumps!

oh man, at 3:49.

I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT!

[brightpearl]

he doesn't do requests

SHUT UP!

[/incredulous]

[12"razormix]

he likes it when you comment on his hair, pearl ;)

or ask him about his lazy eye!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

he's like a force of nature, elemental, he's like the wind and the rain, roaming free, not bound by the conventions of man

[12"razormix]

*nodding*

a fine man so he is! handsome devil too.

[Marcus Bales]

What would happen if Shut Up Man and Chuck Norris fought?

[12"razormix]

hell would have frozen over and the sun would be blocked out by flyin' pigs.

[zero]

FREE MAKEOVERS THING GOING ON AT THE "NIVEA FOR MEN" COUNTER IN NIEMAN MACKIES TODAY
http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man_s.jpg
YOUR THOUGHTS?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

phone ahead

[zero]

I DID - I'VE HAD ONE!

http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man_s.jpg

[T.I.P.]

he might well be the most compassionate and caring person alive

[zero]

can you say SHUT UP in french?

[T.I.P.]

LA FERME !!!!!

[zero]

now can you do it?

[T.I.P.]

:mad:

[T.I.P.]

Dear Shut Up Man,

I need some help.

My mouse will do nothing but double click all the time. Can you help me in this matter ?

sincerely
tiP

[zero]

can you help me in this matter ?


you need help in the matter of SHUTTING UP

[lukkucairi]

you need help in the matter of SHUTTING UP

Excuse me, but that's very rude of you. I don't care how good your skin looks today.

You need some manners (http://www.emilypost.com/).

Unfortunately I think you're beyond the help of Emily Post. maybe Letitia Baldridge (http://www.amazon.com/Letitia-Baldriges-New-Manners-Times/dp/074321062X) can help you.

[Tunesmith]

Shut Up Man,

Your eyebrows look a bit on the unruly side today.

Perhaps I could suggest this?

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50222534/Eyebrow_Trimmer.jpg

Tunesmith

[zero]

I think you're beyond the help of Emily Post
good, then perhaps she'll SHUT UP



Letitia Baldrige can help you.
maybe so. i've read some good writeups about baldridge's hair elixir

[zero]

Perhaps I could suggest this?
perhaps you could

and then again perhaps you could SHUT UP

[T.I.P.]

Dear SHUT UP man

Your spectacles seem a bit oily. Have you been propping them on your forehead after application of various hair products ?

[brightpearl]

^^What could he possibly want with hair products?

Like smearing skin cream on a skeleton, really.

[Brynn]

Few people realize that the SHUT UP Man is Lazy Manfred's agent.
Suht up man, you are so rude. And so is the horse you rode in on.
I don't know what we'd do if you weren't here. We NEED you, suht up man. I can't shut up enough about that. I wish I could shut up now, in fact, but I can't. Words are just pouring out of my fingers as I type and it's all just screaming so loud to be heard because it's so profoundly profound in it's own precious little significant kind of significance. I feel meaning being born within me as I type suht up man shut up man man shut up shut up shut ups shutp up shutp shsutp ups shtiups shutup shadu[p oy yoi yoi yoi yoi yodel loo wooowhoooo yayayayaya
yah yah YAH.
I heart you shut up man I don't care hwo knows it and when you say shut up I hear you I hear you I hear youuuuupooooohooohooooo giidyyapyap yap yap time for more

[auntie aubrey]

i think the shut up man could benefit from some meditation and a meaningful inner-journey into his rage center.

[T.I.P.]

Dear SHUT UP man,

I have very noisy neighbors. They are 2 and 4 years old and they like to scream the same thing over and over again and bang on things at 8AM. Please go to their house and tell them to SHUT UP tomorrow morning.

thank you

[madasacutsnake]

Hi!

Just wondering if the red stone is created?

Thanks


Hi!

They didn't have the technology to create stones in the 1930's

Thanks

[Hyakujo's Fox]

i think the shut up man could benefit from some meditation and a meaningful inner-journey into his rage center.

shut up man has recently been getting in touch with his inner child, and telling that disrespectful little brat to SHUT UP!

[brightpearl]

I don't think Shut Up Man is *ever* going to tell me to SHUT UP.

*weeps delicately into hanky*

[Brynn]

I could tell you to <blink>

SHUT UP</blink> but that wouldn't be good enough for you, would it???? Are you looking for autographs? I smell autograph seeker!

http://mikeduran.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/spank.jpg

[priceyfatprude]

hey suht up man it's good to see you back, how have you been? maybe you could visit the current events forum, there are one or two over here suffering from diarrhea of the fingertips. thank you shut up man. i love you.

[Jack Flanders]

after that^^^ could you SHUT my neighbors dogs the fvck UP at their 6 am romp and pee marathon? peas?

[T.I.P.]

I don't think Shut Up Man is *ever* going to tell me to SHUT UP.

*weeps delicately into hanky*

turns out he already has !!! :eek: :)

http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showthread.php?p=347662#post347662

[Marcus Bales]

Oh no! That means instead of existing in solidarity with Brightpearl as the only two Zemonkeys SUM has not told to Shut Up! I am, again, alone!

[brightpearl]

^^How do we know he wasn't talking to you?

[Veruki]

Marcus you are not alone....;)

[Large Marge]

Photobucket SUCKS. We've lost the Shut Up Man forever, it seems.

[rmr]

oh no - i hope someone has saved the shut up man

[Marcus Bales]

Someone has shut up the shut up man.

[rmr]

say it isn't so!

[zero]

Photobucket SUCKS. We've lost the Shut Up Man forever, it seems.oh no - i hope someone has saved the shut up manSomeone has shut up the shut up man.say it isn't so!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1015/1161079468_e104361264.jpgSHUTPU

[rmr]

oh i'm sick of you already!

[brightpearl]

They told me you were dead, but I didn't believe it. The Shut Up man is a universal constant, like the speed of light.

You were in the loo for a long time, though. No more samosas for you.

[brightpearl]

This is clearly copyright infringement. I hope you haven't told your lawyer to shut up recently.

http://www.concretehermitbooks.com/nibble/shut_up_01.jpg

Lookit 'im smilin' like a smug monkey. Disgraceful.

[Large Marge]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1015/1161079468_e104361264.jpgSHUTPU

Yes!

Do you have the old "touched up" photos of him, too?

[lukkucairi]

Dear SUHT UP Man:

Are you available for parties and other functions? What are your rates?

sincerely,

Lulu

[T.I.P.]

the shut up man is sorry to announce that he is currently out of office and cannot process your request.

He is enjoying a well deserved vacation in the "bugger off" islands.

Any business related items are put on hold until further notice.

[brightpearl]

Is he still keeping his personal...um, appointments?

Not that I have one written in red letters with tiny hearts drawn around it on my calendar or anything.

Just wondering.

[12"razormix]

Is he still keeping his personal...um, appointments?you bet! :)

[brightpearl]

Oh good.
I've got an angioplasty scheduled for my parakeet next week, and he promised to give the cardiologist some pointers if I paid for his next back waxing.

[T.I.P.]

word on the street says shut up man thickened his back hair before the vacation to save on sun screen

[brightpearl]

That's fine.
I recoup the money by selling the hair to Paris Hilton's hair extensions manufacturer.

[zero]

are you available for "parties"... "other" functions? ... rates?

..what you and your swinger-friends get up to at weekends is entirely yours own business, however SUHT UP and don't inslut me with transparent attempts to embroil me in yours seedy suburban goings-on.

i mean, do i look like that type of person?
http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man.jpg

well. do i?


^it's REHTORICAL so don't answer. SHUT UP.

[Veruki]

Hi there! Nice to see you again. Would you like share sandwich with me this afternoon?

[brightpearl]

Hi, just popping round to borrow a cup of sugar!

[zero]

^i wish someone would lend her a cup of SHUT UP
http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man.jpg

[Brynn]

Oh Shut Up Man, must you be so...so...
And yet, I'm strangely grateful, and silenced into submissive reverence, obedience, and yes, awe. For really, what would we do without you? We'd be chattering, chattering, chattering away like mindless and directionless wind-up teeth in the hands of a determined ape.
Let us not "chat too fastly," as it were, talking with the noisy jangle of a tambourine in the hands of a drunk who has never learned how to keep the beat but insists on holding the tambourine anyway, oblivious to the rhythms of the music around him.
Our most beautiful aspirations and meditations would be lost in the winds of randomness, imprisoned by blatant disregard for thread titles without you, Shut Up Man. For here, at what is essentially a creative monastery of artists, we would do best to take a holy vow of silence, and revel not in the cheap crudités of mere words, but in the pulchritudinous images of the world around us. If we watch, listen and observe, then the trees, the rocks, the grasses of the plains will themselves cry out in wonder!

"Yes," you seem to be saying, "yes, my children, soak up the colors, inhale the music of the cosmos, smell the fragrance of the emotions of existence and free your minds from the ungodly urges to constantly comment, comment, comment! Do you not know of the invisible tranquility that is just beyond your grasp? Be silent!"

We should all take this admonishment to heart. Why mar the beauty and simplicity of the unspoken (in what amounts to our vainglorious attempts to communicate in the slime of mere convention) when a simple nod at your computer screen would do? Discover the world of "lurk" before you leap into the broiling fray, and know that yes, yes! it is enough to sit alone in your pyjamas at the nook in the kitchen or sunroom or in the comfort of your bedclothes propped against a pillow, and interact on the board with telepathic powers that you may have never before explored. Thank you, Shut Up Man! Oh to be still and know Thou art God! Thank you and thank you again!

[12"razormix]

this is what you get when you ask the shut up man for sugar :D

[brightpearl]

^shhh! He'll catch on to my evil plan to elicit a cup of suht up by asking for a cup of sugary goodness.

[MoJoRiSin]

re:
Oh Shut Up Man, must you be so...so...
And yet, I'm strangely grateful, and silenced into submissive reverence, obedience, and yes, awe. For really, what would we do without you? We'd be chattering, chattering, chattering away like mindless and directionless wind-up teeth in the hands of a determined ape.
Let us not "chat too fastly," as it were, talking with the noisy jangle of a tambourine in the hands of a drunk who has never learned how to keep the beat but insists on holding the tambourine anyway, oblivious to the rhythms of the music around him.
Our most beautiful aspirations and meditations would be lost in the winds of randomness, imprisoned by blatant disregard for thread titles without you, Shut Up Man. For here, at what is essentially a creative monastery of artists, we would do best to take a holy vow of silence, and revel not in the cheap crudités of mere words, but in the pulchritudinous images of the world around us. If we watch, listen and observe, then the trees, the rocks, the grasses of the plains will themselves cry out in wonder!

"Yes," you seem to be saying, "yes, my children, soak up the colors, inhale the music of the cosmos, smell the fragrance of the emotions of existence and free your minds from the ungodly urges to constantly comment, comment, comment! Do you not know of the invisible tranquility that is just beyond your grasp? Be silent!"

We should all take this admonishment to heart. Why mar the beauty and simplicity of the unspoken (in what amounts to our vainglorious attempts to communicate in the slime of mere convention) when a simple nod at your computer screen would do? Discover the world of "lurk" before you leap into the broiling fray, and know that yes, yes! it is enough to sit alone in your pyjamas at the nook in the kitchen or sunroom or in the comfort of your bedclothes propped against a pillow, and interact on the board with telepathic powers that you may have never before explored. Thank you, Shut Up Man! Oh to be still and know Thou art God! Thank you and thank you again!
wow !!

[MoJoRiSin]

my 2 sents for the day......

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man.jpg

SUHT UP man, take off your glasses...



Now let me kiss you.

[Brynn]

Give those inflamed gums a good massaging. That's why he's cranky.

[Brynn]

Mother squirrel: SUHT UP Man of the wild kingdom (http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/squirrelrescue.htm)

Okay, not really. I just didn't know where else to post it.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2ptuu75.jpg

[zero]

^:D



THIS IS GREAT!


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3372/3335226014_065caf42e0_o.jpg

[Frieda]

^ & ^^ :D

i'm going to have stamps printed with him on them

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2131/funphotobox071008388855.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9832/funphotobox071016354397.jpg

[brightpearl]

It took a lot of patience, but I managed to photograph the suht up man in the wild. You can tell it's really him by the orthopedic shoes.

As you can see, his natural habitat includes fake owl pigeon deterrents.

http://photofile.name/photo/fishki_net/3722424/84223958.jpg

After a few minutes, he spotted me and retreated into the mist, after shouting
Suht up!
and throwing pistachio shells at me.

I'm thinking of contacting the Discovery Channel.

[12"razormix]

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs001.snc1/4144_100397309970532_100000007900643_7500_191931_n .jpg

[zero]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3616/3629592896_c264e00fdc_o.jpg

[rmr]

honk honk!

[zero]

honk honk!


that's so annoying

[rmr]

don't lie - you like that

[zero]

especially when it stops

[Anna]

Margaret "Maggie" Pollitt: You shut up about my husband!
Mae Pollitt: You shut up!

[Brynn]

Shut up, Little Man (http://shutuplittleman.com/index.php)

[Anna]

MARLA: Who are you talking to?
TYLER: Shut up!

http://img189.yfrog.com/img189/7826/startwink.gif (http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5586/suhtupmanfightclub.jpg)

[MoJoRiSin]

the situation is this:
in his boyhood the country he lived in
gave him an ultimatum
and he has been this way ever since
can you blame him?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I dunno but I think might be the young SHUT UP man @ 1:27.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m5zxeLwUSdk&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m5zxeLwUSdk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Brynn]

Parrot raised with a baby:
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lt8CofRhF5s&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lt8CofRhF5s&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[MoJoRiSin]

^:D I have not laughed this hard in a long time
thank you Brynn !!
( In the video of my wedding there is a very clear parrot in in backgraound :: "Stuart Shut UP!" the owners had little kids that used to fight sometimes
(i penned that^ before remembering what thread this was!)

[MoJoRiSin]

twitterverse?
[FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="6"][I][B]see also post 412201

[Large Marge]

here is the SHUT UP man


http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man_s.jpg



he says SHUT UP to everyone* and everything

but somehow hearing his SHUT UPs will comfort you and soothe you in a strange way

you'll see




*apart from the CAWING CHILD

Is this Larry David?