PMS Thread: Enter at your own risk

[Frieda]

i say try it :D

i haven't had it this bad in ages dammit. booooooo :(

[Stephi_B]

'kay... off to search a neat nose to punch... :D

Hang in there chica!!! (I'd like to help, would even offer my nose ;), but...)
It's a bit unfair, first your teeth operation and all the mess with it, and now the PMS of the century. :(

[auntie aubrey]

"well honey, my hand won't get knocked up."

and as far as i know, it didn't.

[Frieda]

^ it got fvcked up instead :eek: -- how did physical therapy go? :)

[12"razormix]

You watched me put it in, dummy.that's the most romantic thing i've seen in a long time.

[brightpearl]

^Stop it, I'm afraid to laugh in the PMS thread!

[12"razormix]

don't be frightened! it's alright, see...


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :D

[auntie aubrey]

^ it got fvcked up instead :eek: -- how did physical therapy go? :)

strange. i sat in a chair with my arm in a great big box while hot air blew sand particles all over my hand. i was instructed to grab at the sand particles and squeeze them.

i'm pretty sure it was all a practical joke and they were sitting in the back laughing at me.

[trisherina]

You fell for that one?

[Frieda]

strange. i sat in a chair with my arm in a great big box while hot air blew sand particles all over my hand. i was instructed to grab at the sand particles and squeeze them.

i'm pretty sure it was all a practical joke and they were sitting in the back laughing at me.

:D i got this guy that attacked my foot with a feather and bowls of water to stick my foot in. did it feel all weird on your hand?

[auntie aubrey]

yes it did. and then they gave me this sticky silicone pad to wear on my finger at night (not sure why) and they made a "touch stick" which is a tongue depressor with foam and velcro and cotton stuck to it. i'm supposed to run my finger across those textures 5 times a day.

i haven't been able to do my other homework, which involves grabbing a rolled up towel and squeezing it. i can't put any pressure on that fingertip. they tested me with this force gauge at the office and it was like, "X lbs of pressure for the right hand..... 0 for the left."

but i have made progress. i'm now petting the cat with all five fingers. :D

[priceyfatprude]

that's the most romantic thing i've seen in a long time.Isn't it?? :D

[priceyfatprude]

i'm now petting the cat with all five fingers. :DIs that a euphemism? :p

I forgot about this awesome thread, could have used it 2 weeks ago.

*throws chocolate to everyone else*

[auntie aubrey]

Is that a euphemism? :p

how could it NOT be?

[Frieda]

ha! :D petting the cat! well, isn't that the best way learn how to put pressure on your fingertip?? :D

[Frieda]

hi





:mad:

[brightpearl]

Awwww. Sorry honey.
I'm having a crap day too, but it's just garden variety feeling unsupported by the universe.

[Odbe]

Oh no no no not when I've got exams. :( Not the PMS, the cramps. How am I meant to sit exams now?

[Frieda]

ibuprofen :)

[Odbe]

^Yeah, painkillers look like the only option, hopefully they don't make me feel lightheaded. As usual, I am so so so glad panadol exists and is in my bathroom cabinet.

[Frieda]

:mad:

[Frieda]

whats wrong with this forum, ffs

[Frieda]

:mad: :mad:

[Brynn]

Hi ^
So glad to have found this thread. I'm :mad: right now and don't want to spoil a perfectly nice day that someone might be having. So I'm about to ban myself.

However I just have this to say: if that woman I'm working with begins just one more sentence with the words "I'm not a creative artist like you or anything, but it seems to me that ...." I'm going to yank the entirety of her royal head of micro-managing, control-freaking bleached blonde hair out through the narrow end of her Spanks.
Whatever that actually means, and I promise you, I will figure it out. :mad:

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I've just woken up from a dream in which I smashed most computers and projectors and expensive equipment at work. Then they made me to replace the broken items, so I was counting how big of a loan should I take.

Uh-oh. Now I'm surprised they didn't fire me. Who would want to work with a madwoman like me?

[Frieda]

^ i would. sounds like fun, a bit of action in the office :D



see you guys next month :rolleyes:

[Brynn]

It's a date :mad:

[Marcus Bales]

http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/1/1233508756036.jpg

[lukkucairi]

^oh come ON marcus, who are you fooling? that's not NEAR enough firepower.

[Odbe]

It's either PMS and cramps or a creative block and a stomach ache. :/

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.yourlogomakesmebarf.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pms-logo.jpg

Meh.

[Brynn]

Breathing calmly. Looking at giant window. Picking up big rock. Putting it down again gently on the ground and driving away.

[lukkucairi]

all I can say is :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Marcus Bales]

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4176/millajovovich4ip.jpg

Lukku, demonstrating additional firepower possibilities.

[Frieda]

gawd! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Coffee]

Bumped so that Klynne can discuss bleeding profusely in an appropriate thread.

[Frieda]

stand clear everyone-- my boobs have reached critical mass!