in this thread, we pick a random monkey to be best friends with for a day

[Coffee]

Well, no response from GOD .

I would have to go and pick an imaginary friend. :(

[Spicy Jack]

Coffee, you could be my BFFTD! We can bake cookies using cookie cutters and make them in the shape of dinosaurs. :)

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Fine. Not hate. Anger and wrath rather....yet equally gracious to those that seek grace.

Okay.

On second thought, naaaah. I mean, what does GOD have to be angry about, anyway? Everyone I know who has complete omnipotence doesn't need to indulge in that kind of emotion...

Doesn't need friends, either. SATAN , on the other hand... well. SATAN needs all the friends he can get.

[Spicy Jack]

and decorate them with CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




edited to add: (the cookies, not satan)

[Avalon]

HAHAHHA! Spicy. that made me laugh hard..thanks :)

[Coffee]

You're ON Spicy.
I'd much rather have you for a BFFTD than god.

Dino cookies...mmmmm.
Lets give some of the Cookies to Lala and SATAN

Hmmm...on second thought, maybe we should just give some dough to SATAN
...it will cook in his hand.

[Satan]

DON'T TRY TO BUY ME WITH YOUR EARTHLY GOODS MORTAL, IT WON'T WORK. YOUR TIME IS ALMOST UP, SOON WE SHALL MEET FACE TO FACE YOU AND I!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

[trisherina]

Uh, Satan, that would be "you and me."

The Prince of Darkness really needs a better style guide.

[lapietra]

That's what he has *me* for. I do that kind of thing for a living.
Unfortunately, he's the type who won't listen to his friends... :rolleyes:

[Spicy Jack]

Would you like a cookie Trish? We made one with a licorise tail and cinnamon heart eyes just for you!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Satan
DON'T TRY TO BUY ME WITH YOUR EARTHLY GOODS MORTAL, IT WON'T WORK. YOUR TIME IS ALMOST UP, SOON WE SHALL MEET FACE TO FACE YOU AND I!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

dang...it was meant as a gift.
No expectation of favors returned.
:( You really haven't had ANY friends for a loooong time have you?

Poor SATAN

Work on him Lala...see if you can get him to lighten up.

*Hugs SATAN*

[lapietra]

Seriously... I think he needs a girlfriend. ;) (Not that I'm applying for the position. I like cool climates.)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Originally posted by Satan
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

And he seems to have a great sense of humour...

[Satan]

WOE UNTO THEE, THOU LAZY BABYLONIAN, FOR YOU WILL SEE YOUR POMEGRANATES WITHER!

[trisherina]

Licorice tail? Cinnamon heart eyes? Sure!

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Satan
WOE UNTO THEE, THOU LAZY BABYLONIAN, FOR YOU WILL SEE YOUR POMEGRANATES WITHER!

Is pomegranates a euphemism for boobs?

[Deviate]

too many screwdrivers today. i need a BFFT that drinks martinis. or Jack.

wait, i drink martinis. AND Jack...

[Spicy Jack]

Jack?

We have cookies.

Dinosaur cookies!

[bealeblues]

too many screwdrivers huh? well that just means all the more for me. pfft.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Satan
WOE UNTO THEE, THOU LAZY BABYLONIAN, FOR YOU WILL SEE YOUR POMEGRANATES WITHER!

If that was directed at me, you are too late. They are all ripe and picked...better luck next year.

neener neener neener :p

mmmm...coooookiiiiieeeesss....mmmmm.

Wanna help me make a pumpkin pie Spicy?

none for Mr. Hot Foot till he gets an attitude adjustment though.

[zenbabe]

I would like one too please.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Coffee
Wanna help me make a pumpkin pie Spicy?

mmmm...my favorite. I LOVE PUMPKIN PIE.

LOVE!!!!!!

It's a plan. I can use my new oven mitt :D

[Coffee]

Certainly Zen...would you like M&M eyes on your dinosaur cookie?

[Spicy Jack]

Do you remember those cookie decorations that looked like BB's? The silver balls?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
mmmm...my favorite. I LOVE PUMPKIN PIE.

LOVE!!!!!!

It's a plan. I can use my new oven mitt :D

Right on!!!...I like mine with extra cinnamon, ginger and ground cloves...well maybe not too much extra cloves.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Do you remember those cookie decorations that looked like BB's? The silver balls?

oh ya...they always made me a bit nervous.

[Spicy Jack]

didn't they end up to be poisionous or something?

let's not use those okay.

[Coffee]

Agreed

*high five* for banning the candy BB's.

(they made me worried I was going to break a tooth)

[Spicy Jack]

*high five*

I'm going to make coffee for the pumpkin pie.

[Coffee]

And we will have REAL whipped cream for both the pie and the coffee.

[Spicy Jack]

You mean some pie and coffee to go with the whipped cream right!?

[Deviate]

too much OJ G. too much of the slut too. skyy and olives would be better. time for you to party with the Yanks, Bealy-boy.

[Spicy Jack]

OLIVES

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
You mean some pie and coffee to go with the whipped cream right!?

Oh, ya, you def know how to eat pumpkin pie.

[Deviate]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
OLIVES
okay, s'all you SJ - i'm not around much in the AM - but tomorrow you'n'me is BFFT Hooker Style!

[agentsmith]

http://www.takanori-nishikawa.com/turbo_picimages_all271.jpg

[Deviate]

okay, you've convinced me Smithy. you can be my BFFT Thursday ;)

[madasacutsnake]

Originally posted by agentsmith
http://www.takanori-nishikawa.com/turbo_picimages_all271.jpg

Shouldn't this be in the image caption thread, like as in "I'm not a pheasant plucker......."

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Deviate
okay, s'all you SJ - i'm not around much in the AM - but tomorrow you'n'me is BFFT Hooker Style!


WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Hooker Style is the only way to go!

[malarkey]

yay!!! I'll be your best friend

[Spicy Jack]

Today is Spicy and Dev day!

Let's start the day off with these:

[funkytuba]

I pick Zenbabe today... we need to work through our mid-week hangover issues together after resurrecting the Glug Glug Glug thread last night during a bout of communal insomnia.

[Willow Sylph]

I was gonna ask Dinz to be my best friend for today, but he's in a long-term best friend relationship with Rimmie. Ooooh well. ;)

So my next pick, but certainly NOT a second choice, is DAVERBEE, my photography & nature-lovin', soul friend. Let's be Best Soulfriends today, Daver! :D

[daverbee]

I am honored!
For our day in the sun, I think I'll take you to Looking Glass Falls in Pisgah National Forest.

http://www.abbeyinn.com/assets/images/LG_Falls4_copy.jpg

After that we'll have lunch at the Pisgah Inn overlooking the forest.

http://hamricknet.net/2000NorthCarolina/Images/PisgahInn3S.jpg

http://www.aug.edu/~sbajmb/pictures/Best-of-MtPisgah-2002-Web/02.jpg

Then we'll go to Graveyard Fields and see Second Falls and Upper Falls.

http://www.flyfishingnc.com/photos/page9/Dscn0134.jpg

http://waterfalls.w4zt.com/graveyard/P6180298m.jpg

We'll finish with dinner at Balsam Mountain Inn.

http://www.bbonline.com/nc/balsam/pix1.jpg

If there's time we'll go to Waterrock Knob on the Blue Ridge Parkway and watch the sunset.

http://www.appalachianlight.com/New%20Site/Waterrock.jpg

Sounds like a full day, doesn't it?

(Edited to note that none of the above photographs are mine...)

[Willow Sylph]

Sounds like a great day, Daver! I'll bring my digital camera! :D

[lapietra]

Okay - before someone else snaps him up - I want DINZ for my BFFTD!!!

I expect this to be even more fun than SATAN . :)

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by lapietra
I expect this to be even more fun than SATAN

Well, we'll probably go to some places too seedy for HIM. :)

[lapietra]

oooo I can't wait!

Promise to keep your arm around me at all times tho'. :)

[dinzdale]

It's best if we're roped together. :)

[lapietra]

Sounds fun. ;)

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Willow Sylph
Sounds like a great day, Daver! I'll bring my digital camera! :D I'm picking you tomorrow so find some good places to visit in Calif.!

[Willow Sylph]

Originally posted by daverbee
I'm picking you tomorrow so find some good places to visit in Calif.! Yay! I've got a bunch of 'em. One thing, though - what do you think about jumping out of planes??

[RuneT]

Would that be a plane that still works?

[Willow Sylph]

Why, yes. Yes, it would. :)

[daverbee]

I'm ready! Do I need to update my insurance?

[chuckie egg]

No-one wants to be my friend!

*pout*

[daverbee]

You're welcome to join us for a skydiving expedition, Chuckie!
I don't think Willow would mind.

[chuckie egg]

Ooooooo!!!

:D

[daverbee]

We'll probably have to wake her up and tell her as it's almost 5:30 am in California.
Think she'll mind being awakened this early?

[Willow Sylph]

The more the merrier! We'll wait for you, Chuckie.

First, we're going to drive out to Taft for some skydiving (better to eat later !!!)
http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/onlinecatalog/Adventure/Aerial_Sports/Previews/Plans-36043.jpg

Then I thought we might head on up North and pick up Funky and Smarty and have lunch. We'll let Smarty decide where we should eat, since he's from 'Frisco (sorry, Smarty :D )

We'll walk off our lunch at the Golden Gate Bridge, and to kill time while we wait for Coffee to meet up with us...
http://www.uic.edu/cuppa/gci/uar/golden%20gate%20bridge.jpg

Then we'll all take a scenic roadtrip north of SF...
http://www.innatthewillows.com/Images/guerneville-bridgew.jpg

And get some sort of burl keepsake in Guerneville as a reminder of our fun day...
http://www.ultracollector.com/auctiontest/TestPhotos/Burl%20Jar.jpg

Finally, we'll drive to a Winery and get snookered and have a wonderful dinner and take lots of embarrassing drunk photos of each other....
http://worldtour.balettie.com/photographs/photos/Hunter%20Valley%20-%20Jenny%20wine%20tasting.jpg

[chuckie egg]

Shes awake!

[Willow Sylph]

Dammit, that last picture doesn't seem to be loading properly. And it's a funny one!

Yep, I'm awake, unfortunately! At least I don't have to work today...

[daverbee]

We'll be there in a hour! :D

[Coffee]

Sounds like a great day. I'm glad I'm missing the skydiving though...been there done that...don't feel the need to test another chute opening mechanism again :D.

The weather is a bit pissy up north right now...but beautiful...I suggest at least a short rain hike somewhere near the Russian River (That bridge is over the RR). The woods smell wonderful in the rain...bring a 'brelly and waterproof shoes.

The piccy loaded fine for me Willow. Heh, It looks like she's about to spit that sip out.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Coffee
Sounds like a great day. I'm glad I'm missing the skydiving though...been there done that...don't feel the need to test another chute opening mechanism again :D.


hahaha.....so true. my dad and i went out of lake parris. my dads actually got tangled and they had to cut the line and open the emergency chute. :eek: not cool.

[daverbee]

http://www.ultracollector.com/auctiontest/TestPhotos/Burl%20Jar.jpg

I love this! Burl wood makes the best woodturning wood there is.
Wish I had a lathe now...

[Willow Sylph]

I got that one especially for you, daver. :D

[rmr]

i wanna be bfft with mister huffer

[mister huffer]

I do not know if mother will like it if I make very many new friends RMR

mother isn't very happy with me since I started using pronouns instead of mister huffer

[Coffee]

Stop being so "High Maintenence" Mr. Huffer. Suck it up...It's just for today.

[mister huffer]

thank you for your suggestion mister coffee, but my name is mister huffer, not mr. huffer. mother isn't very happy when people abbreviate. mother is very unhappy with me when i use contractions also.

[rmr]

^^^ what he said mister huffer

and while you're at it tell you mother to stuff it

[mister huffer]

oh no RMR. I was about to ask mother if I could be your friend for today, but I think mother will be unhappy when she finds out you want her to 'stuff it'. You are making mister huffer very uneasy, RMR.

[rmr]

relax you old bastard mister huffer -- maybe you should go visit the massage thread.

[mister huffer]

Mr. jady doesn't like it when people curse RMR. Please don't make Mr. jady put his helmet on.

[Klynne]

I *heart* you Mister Huffer. I miss you. I have cried and cried and cried since you have been gone. Don't you love me anymore Mister Huffer????? *sobs*