For future reference ....

[malarkey]

Originally posted by sparticle
Don't you think that if this is how Ze felt he would have said so himself?

did i say this IS how ze feels? nope I just said i bet it is. and if you look back you'll see ze posted loads more here before it turned into the creche.

[malarkey]

Originally posted by zero
what names have i callled you and when?

be specific

please answer this audrey.

[rmr]

i wish he'd come around and let us know how he feels about bullys that try and make his board their own

who choose to mock people - to accuse them of different acts -- to criticize how they live their lives -- to make publice statements that they are unstable

how is malarkey so bad when their is much hate coming form another direction on this board?

[sparticle]

Originally posted by malarkey
did i say this IS how ze feels? nope I just said i bet it is. and if you look back you'll see ze posted loads more here before it turned into the creche.

There are other reasons for a person's not spending all their time posting here than artistic disdain. Some people have other things to do, and as they have more and more things to do, they spend less and less time posting to message boards.

I'm not interested in arguing with you (or anyone else). I simply asked a question, made an observation.

[malarkey]

Originally posted by malarkey
please answer this audrey.

audrey?

[rmr]

Originally posted by rmr
i'm still waiting to hear from avalon on what was said to malarkey before he said fvck off -- why don't you share it with the rest of us? did he just blurt it out??

and audrey i'm still waiting to hear why it's ok for you to say the things you said to zero and to call malarkey a pedophile?? also why is it ok for you to delete and alter your posts and then claim you've never argued with me??

everyone knows you, right? then maybe someone can explain these double standards to me?? why is this all ok for you and yet for anyone else you jump down their throats??

still avoiding?? these are fair questions?? stop dancing around them -- why is it ok for you?? and avalon i'm still waiting to hear what you said to malareky -- nothing?? let's get this resolved

[rmr]

Originally posted by sparticle
There are other reasons for a person's not spending all their time posting here than artistic disdain. Some people have other things to do, and as they have more and more things to do, they spend less and less time posting to message boards.

I'm not interested in arguing with you (or anyone else). I simply asked a question, made an observation.

i'm not interested in arguing either but no one wants to be direct about this-- why is it ok for some people to decide what content is right for this board and what is not?

it's a double standard and the parties involved won't address this question. the keep kicking and fighting and all that -- why not enlighten us??

[malarkey]

Originally posted by zero
what names have i callled you and when?

be specific

i'll be asking this same question again and again until you give me an answer.

i got to go right now. but i hope there will be an answer to this question and the one's above when i get back.

[rmr]

Originally posted by Avalon
Must have been a real poke in the eye when Daver and Coffee got through the border patrol. From the arrogance and smug self-importance of the Darkroom, it is obvious you feel like you are superior; that you have graduated, so to speak. You seemed well satisfied with your core group of members, so, stop talking about locking the doors and just do it. Be fearless; take your one foot out of Fastchat and jump firmly with both feet into the muck and mire that is the Darkroom. Make it the truly exclusive "gift" you want it to be. By the time anyone hits 4000 posts and 18 months, no one will remember you

Oh, and to the one to whom this means the most, do not forget your paper crown and remember: In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man shall be king. I think that suits you just perfectly.
Me, I like it just fine here with the commoners. So if I brought a furrow to your brow, relax. I like it in the light.

oh my god - thanks for this -- i couldn't have said it better myself but for poor malarkey....too bad no one even wanted to treat malareky like a commoner :(

you know what they say -- if the shoe fits............

[trisherina]

I suspect that Audrey felt she did answer the question, in that she noted she felt the "MM" thread was directed at her or people somehow like her, and considered that name-calling. Since no one will define what the term means, we are stuck regards making a judgment call on that one. All I know is that it was a thread of a highly unflattering nature, and that the term emerged during a spat involving the malarkey clan and the Audrey clan. Not a giant leap of logic involved, even for me.

Lest you think I belong to a clan myself, let me point out that I have stated on a number of occasions that I found the treatment doled out to malarkey upon his arrival (and on many subsequent occasions) to be astonishing in the least, and at times I've been horrified. My horror at how rude people can be is not confined to interactions with malarkey, however, unfortunately.

The problem seems to lie largely, though not entirely, in whether people see malarkey as a "real person" (independent identity) or a "shadow puppet." Some people think that shadow puppets are not owed the considerations of real people, since a shadow puppet would be by definition a perfidious sort already and hence somehow "has it coming."

I am so conscious of this not being "my" space that I restrain myself from saying things like "welcome to the board." The space belongs to ze, and even when I don't like what happens to it, I consider that I have exactly two choices: 1) make it better by looking in the mirror and acting on what I see, or 2) go elsewhere. Since ze has been extremely liberal with guidelines, including allowing me to express an opinion anytime I want, that leaves a lot of room.

Once again: feel the fvcking joy.

[rmr]

Originally posted by rmr
i'm still waiting to hear from avalon on what was said to malarkey before he said fvck off -- why don't you share it with the rest of us? did he just blurt it out??

and audrey i'm still waiting to hear why it's ok for you to say the things you said to zero and to call malarkey a pedophile?? also why is it ok for you to delete and alter your posts and then claim you've never argued with me??

everyone knows you, right? then maybe someone can explain these double standards to me?? why is this all ok for you and yet for anyone else you jump down their throats??

i really like what you had to say trish but just to clarify all of my questions come from way before the mm thread was started so if that's the reason why she's not answering it makes no sense. if in fact the mm thread was created with her in mind (which i'm not saying it was) she's only being treated the same way she has treated others which is my whole point. DOUBLE STANDARD.

[trisherina]

I understand why people get pissed off and everything, but if that were the case, I'd have to just trot out that old proverb about two wrongs not making a right. Not just because I like lame-assed proverbs, but simply because (strategically speaking) it is difficult to maintain the moral high ground when you join your opponent Down There, however briefly. If that were the case, of course.

As for the whole business about malarkey being confined to his own thread, yeah, that freaked me out, too. It was just a smaller tighter version of the whole darkroom freakout -- a changing of the structure to fit a niche request/desire. And yes, I thought about the parable of the tax collector and the Pharisee then, too.

If it sounds like I go around thinking uncharitable thoughts about people's posts and things that happen all the time -- well, it's true. I do. It's right there in the title over my swingy-assed avatar. But I end up thinking nice things about the same people. All of you.

[rmr]

i've always enjoyed the "diverse backgrounds" on this board - that's why
i'm still very confused as to where we took "this turn"

i am so horrified by this "you are either with us or against us mentality" -- the either you conform to our posting style our we're going to bully you -- to me that is gross, that is rude and that is WAY boring. i'm sure many people do not care for what i have say -- as i stated before then don't read my posts -- but where did this if "we don't like your style then you should leave and we're going to let you know this" attitude come from and what surprises me the most is that it's coming from people that are newer to the board -- the old timers are being so much more tolerant or out right leaving. it's so unfortunate and i'm still trying to grasp why they feel it's ok to act like that? it's like i said to avalon -- what was said to malarkey to get him to say fvck off -- it still goes unaddressed -- why because no one wants to admit how rude they have been. now it's turned around to be some how my fault and that i get my jollies out this, I need to get a grasp on my life and that there are "unstable" people on this board. Let me assure that I a life, a very full happy life -- but I thank audrey for her observation
there's a term called fighting fair and that is clearly not happening here. i'm done trying to clarify myself -- it's so easy to see. i simply find it beyond ignorant that such liberal open minded people would be so small minded over a little thing like malarkey especially since this is not their place to call the shots. this is not their game to make the rules

[sparticle]

Originally posted by trisherina
I understand why people get pissed off and everything, but if that were the case, I'd have to just trot out that old proverb about two wrongs not making a right. Not just because I like lame-assed proverbs, but simply because (strategically speaking) it is difficult to maintain the moral high ground when you join your opponent Down There, however briefly. If that were the case, of course.

As for the whole business about malarkey being confined to his own thread, yeah, that freaked me out, too. It was just a smaller tighter version of the whole darkroom freakout -- a changing of the structure to fit a niche request/desire. And yes, I thought about the parable of the tax collector and the Pharisee then, too.

If it sounds like I go around thinking uncharitable thoughts about people's posts and things that happen all the time -- well, it's true. I do. It's right there in the title over my swingy-assed avatar. But I end up thinking nice things about the same people. All of you.

What she said. Except I don't have a swingy-assed avatar, so I'd have to change that part.

(In a rather plagiaristic mood.)

[zenbabe]

I think we need to stop referring to malarkey as a retard, but maybe an idiot savant.

That makes more sense

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by malarkey
believe me I bet ze is pulling his hair out that people have turned his board into a place where people talk about hair removal products and what their kids are up to.

he set up a community to share interesting artistic endeavours (and yes I can spell and I am NOT illiterate) the fiction project etc....

but it has turned into a creche. a place where all creativity has stagnated into a mulch of useless rubbish - bar a very few who continue to create and use this place for something thought worthy.

hats off to you for destroying creativity. arguing about shaddow puppets when there is so much else you could be doing with your time here.

ze. thank you for this space. I am so sorry it is being used so BORINGLY! Taste is subjective. Boring is a state of mind that only you can alleviate. Happiness is not a fish that you can catch.

I am sorry that you are gay & have nothing to add to the hair removal thread. That makes me sad.

Who are you (or me, or rmr, or MoN, or Coffee, or zero, or ANYONE) to say how other people spend their time here? You're condemning others for it, then doing the same. Hello, pot? Kettle here. You're black & stuff.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude


I am sorry that you are gay & have nothing to add to the hair removal thread. That makes me sad.



Oh, my holy...

Oh, no she...

Oh, GAWD!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*kicking feeties*

This thread SO needed some humor! Oh, thank you!!! :)

[Large Marge]

Originally posted by trisherina
I suspect that Audrey felt she did answer the question, in that she noted she felt the "MM" thread was directed at her or people somehow like her, and considered that name-calling. Since no one will define what the term means, we are stuck regards making a judgment call on that one. All I know is that it was a thread of a highly unflattering nature, and that the term emerged during a spat involving the malarkey clan and the Audrey clan. Not a giant leap of logic involved, even for me.

Lest you think I belong to a clan myself, let me point out that I have stated on a number of occasions that I found the treatment doled out to malarkey upon his arrival (and on many subsequent occasions) to be astonishing in the least, and at times I've been horrified. My horror at how rude people can be is not confined to interactions with malarkey, however, unfortunately.

The problem seems to lie largely, though not entirely, in whether people see malarkey as a "real person" (independent identity) or a "shadow puppet." Some people think that shadow puppets are not owed the considerations of real people, since a shadow puppet would be by definition a perfidious sort already and hence somehow "has it coming."

I am so conscious of this not being "my" space that I restrain myself from saying things like "welcome to the board." The space belongs to ze, and even when I don't like what happens to it, I consider that I have exactly two choices: 1) make it better by looking in the mirror and acting on what I see, or 2) go elsewhere. Since ze has been extremely liberal with guidelines, including allowing me to express an opinion anytime I want, that leaves a lot of room.

Once again: feel the fvcking joy.


Well said.

[Large Marge]

Originally posted by rmr
avalon -- what about what you did to him to make him say that a person can be pushed so far? what i can not understand is how you ladies think you are without fault?? my god -- please.

large marge -- I think it's very odd that you went through all that work -- i posted that before. you didn't say much to the effect that my opinon bothered you very much -- but i guess audrey picked up on something i did not.

I don't know how to tell you guys this, but, well ....

IT'S JUST A READER FORUM.

I mean, yeah, it's an awesome reader forum, but it's not real life.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Large Marge
I don't know how to tell you guys this, but, well ....

IT'S JUST A READER FORUM.

I mean, yeah, it's an awesome reader forum, but it's not real life. Ahhh, but you are young grasshopper ;)

[rmr]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude

Who are you (or me, or rmr, or MoN, or Coffee, or zero, or ANYONE) to say how other people spend their time here? You're condemning others for it, then doing the same. Hello, pot? Kettle here. You're black & stuff.

exactly -- then why didn't you ask others to back off when they were trying to tell malarkey how to spend his time here or drivingmissdaisy and beale -- why was that ok -- they were just doing their thing and somehow you guys had a problem with it -- do you see a pattern??

and now you're telling malarkey that he should some how live by those rules -- that's ridiculous

[priceyfatprude]

No, I'm not telling anyone anything anymore. Over & out

[rmr]

^^ but you did tell malarkey in the post above

he's black and stuff but no one else is because no one else has told others what they should or should not post as witnessed this week in malarkey's, beales and dmd's treatment

i find it funny when i make point that's rings true no one has the nerve to respond

still waiting to hear from avalon -- would love for you to post the malarkey fvck off stuff -- you printed it out and all-- as you let us all know -- why not share the whole TRUTH

same for you auds -- let's hear it -- i'm still waiting!!!

[topcat]

rmr, even if avalon did post what you wanted what would it prove? who cares? mon can post what ever he wants under whatever name he wants and so can you. who cares? if this is your major problem today(this board) really i want to be you.and i f you want to tell me to fvck off that would make me happy because the reason i come here is for fun. i live my life in the real world not here.

[rmr]

the reason i'm asking avalon to post this is because she and audrey have brought it up so many times -- i'm so tired of hearing about i think it would benefical to everyone to just get it out in the open once and for all

ps don't try and give me this live in the real world crap -- very very few of you know anything about me or my personal life -- so don't you dare try and act like you -- this is a simple ploy used to try and take away from the subject at hand

[topcat]

and you know even less of me. and i never claimed to know anything about you so i have no idea where that came from

[rmr]

i'm sorry if i misunderstand mister topcat but i'd still like avalon to post her famous fvck stuff -- let's deal with it -- all i'm left with is the fact that she is afraid to be exposed -- because that would she had no right to freak out on mon because she treated others the same way -- why not just admit it and let's move on

same with you audrey -- why is ok for you to call someone a pedophile -- let us know -- why not answer my questions – if they are so stupid and they make you look good then why not stop avoiding them and let us know why you’ve felt that you can tell other what to do on this board for so long????

[malarkey]

rmr. i think you are fighting a losing battle. no one is going to answer your questions because they dont have an answer because they are hypocrites. and liars.

sorry pal but thanks for sticking up for me i really appreciate it.

[rmr]

^^ i think i agree with you -- but like i say silence is agreement so i know they know they were wrong -- they just can't seem to get the nerve to post it.

too bad for them

[malarkey]

absolutely.

love ya though
really though
innit though
really though

[Frieda]

this thread gives me diarrhea AND hemorrhoids

i read so much bullshit here it's incredible.

- the darkroom IS NOT COOL (much appreciated by me, though)

- posting stuff from the darkroom in a public forum IS NOT COOL (don't ever do that to me)

- using a forum signature and/or usericon to express frustration, anger, accusation or other negative feelings about another user IS NOT COOL

- continuing a negative public discussion through PM conversations IS NOT COOL

- creating a raging post storm about a particular subject that concerns you and forces other users to hide IS NOT COOL


so stop, all of you!

[funkytuba]

Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet! Freet!

*goes to the fiction project until this poop storm is over*

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by rmr
^^ but you did tell malarkey in the post above Nooo, what I asked was, why is it ok for him to be the Judger of Post Quality, but not anyone else. See? Who are you (or me, or rmr, or MoN, or Coffee, or zero, or ANYONE) to say how other people spend their time here? You're condemning others for it, then doing the same. Hello, pot? Kettle here. You're black & stuff.I am simply pointing out that once again, bitching about post quality sucking lately is like ****ing for virginity. Taste is subjective. If someone sees something they don't like, they either post, "Hey you're an asshole" or they find another thread. Or they send a PM, saying, "You're being a dick."

And how would Malarkey know how the board "used to be"? Just out of curiosity & all, being as he only found this place in August. :rolleyes:he's black and stuff but no one else is because no one else has told others what they should or should not post as witnessed this week in malarkey's, beales and dmd's treatment I didn't say that, either. Please don't put words in my mouth. i find it funny when i make point that's rings true no one has the nerve to respondI find it even funnier that I was at work all day & just now saw this to respond.

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by funkytuba

*goes to the fiction project until this poop storm is over*
but there is so much fiction here!

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
but there is so much fiction here!

thats friction...not fiction....

[priceyfatprude]

GET A ROOM!

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
thats friction...not fiction....
frictiony fiction.

[funkytuba]

hey marge:
Thanks for putting all those pics in one place with names. You rock!
I'd been just kind of keeping them in the back of my head, but it's much nicer to have all the hot chicks differentiated so nicely.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
GET A BROOM!

what are you trying to say? huh? cuz i'm mexican thats all i'm good for? *snap* *snap* *snap*

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by funkytuba
hey marge:
Thanks for putting all those pics in one place with names. You rock!
I'd been just kind of keeping them in the back of my head, but it's much nicer to have all the hot chicks differentiated so nicely.

where is that picture of your hot nuts? or the one of your girthy instrument? didn't you post them here somewhere .....

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
what are you trying to say? huh? cuz i'm mexican thats all i'm good for? *snap* *snap* *snap* No, I wanted to go to my friend's house, and wanted to know where my 'other car' is. :D

[Spicy Jack]

:p

[Gatsby]

My measly two cents: I was pleasantly surprised when LM put this up. I, for one, have spent time here and there browing through the "post our pics" threads to see everyone's mugs. And those threads are loooooonnnnngggggggggggg.

I think it's nice to have it all together, scrapbook-style.

[Large Marge]

Originally posted by Magpie
Ahhh, but you are young grasshopper ;)

If only I were. :p

I'm new to this forum; I've been on several other forums for many years. I have met wonderful, interesting people on them, some of whom I've met in person, but few of them affect my real life in any way.

My "friends" are people I've known since I was a kid, and who know me, people I've shared real life experiences with. I am blessed to have many. I love my online friends, but it is NOT the same thing.

[Large Marge]

Originally posted by funkytuba
hey marge:
Thanks for putting all those pics in one place with names. You rock!
I'd been just kind of keeping them in the back of my head, but it's much nicer to have all the hot chicks differentiated so nicely.

You're welcome!

It was frustrating being a new member and not knowing what everyone looked like, especially when it was clear from the posts that you all knew what each other looked like.

Then somebody posted a link to one of the pic threads. I found some pics of people I was curious about, and started downloading them to my desktop for my own use, when I thought, "Why not just download everyone's and then post them as mugs!"

Yeah, I have entirely too much time on my hands.

Despite all the criticism, I'm glad I did it. I got a lot of nice pm's from people about it.

[Large Marge]

K, Spicy, you're added.

[priceyfatprude]

I found some pics of people I was curious about, and started downloading them to my desktop for my own use, when I thought, "Why not just download everyone's and then post them as mugs!"Just out of curiosity, what personal use could you possibly have for pics of strangers from the internet?

[melissa]

Just out of curiosity, what personal use could you possibly have for pics of strangers from the internet?
that are downloaded to your computer?

[Magpie]

Shoot, my computer is full of pictures of strangers :)

(but then I think i'm the only one of this board who saves their own "images" as opposed to linking to them.)

[Coffee]

Shoot, my computer is full of pictures of strangers :)

(but then I think i'm the only one of this board who saves their own "images" as opposed to linking to them.)

And my "Monkey Photos" folder is full of pictures of monkeys, not strangers...just cuz I haven't met all y'all doesn't mean I consider most of y'all strangers.

Besides, you never know when you might need Photoshop ammunition. ;) :D

[melissa]

Good point, Coffee!

[priceyfatprude]

And my "Monkey Photos" folder is full of pictures of monkeys, not strangers...just cuz I haven't met all y'all doesn't mean I consider most of y'all strangers.

Besides, you never know when you might need Photoshop ammunition. ;) :DYeah, but you & Mags didn't just get here a month ago.

[xfox]

Marge, that was Large of you! Thanks!

[Large Marge]

Just out of curiosity, what personal use could you possibly have for pics of strangers from the internet?

I've blown them all up to life-size images and have shellaced them to the walls of my home, in various locations. Yours is in the bathroom behind the toilet.

*flat stare*


Pay attention, pfp!!

I wanted to know what everyone looked like. If they're on my desktop, I can access them easily instead of having to hunt them down one at a time through about eight threads.

[Large Marge]

that are downloaded to your computer?


Uh, duh.

How else did you think I could save them? If it makes you feel any better, they're on my desktop, only a few inches from the trash can, in a folder I have called Ze Forum.

[trisherina]

I like the photo you posted of yourself.

[Large Marge]

Marge, that was Large of you! Thanks!


Anything for a fox.

;)

[Large Marge]

I like the photo you posted of yourself.


Really?

Thanks. It's nice of you to say that. I'm very self-conscious. I don't photograph well. I took that one of myself with my phone, of all things. I got one a them new-fangled slider thingies ....

[trisherina]

I'm often not that comfortable with how I photograph either. The opinion of the others who live here is take lotsa photos of everything, though, so I end up with a lot of photos of me downloaded to the computer, many regrettable. And I should know better, because I do a fair bit of public speaking... stop holding my chin up all the time and looking chinless. The ones I don't mind, I'll share. But not those ones from when my arthritis was really bad and I had a permanent glassy stare... and no, snake, I will NOT post them.

[Large Marge]

Yeah, but you & Mags didn't just get here a month ago.


I have been coming to Ze's page since 2001. When did you make the discover, pfp?

[madasacutsnake]

I'm often not that comfortable with how I photograph either. The opinion of the others who live here is take lotsa photos of everything, though, so I end up with a lot of photos of me downloaded to the computer, many regrettable. And I should know better, because I do a fair bit of public speaking... stop holding my chin up all the time and looking chinless. The ones I don't mind, I'll share. But not those ones from when my arthritis was really bad and I had a permanent glassy stare... and no, snake, I will NOT post them.

I'll post a stoned pic if you post a roid pic hehe

You should try radio. You don't even have to do your teeth.

[trisherina]

'Cept on radio you have your radio basstids, which are the worst basstids of all, combining the on-the-spot bowel-liquefying nature of TV with the desperation for attention more commonly found in your print basstids. Your print basstids are either really bad or really good, depending on the attention whore factor and how they have resolved it. Your TV basstids insist that you show up at an ungodly hour wearing makeup, but are the most comfortable with their own mediocrity and thus least likely to ask questions that will make you want to murder them on the spot.

[Large Marge]

I'll post a stoned pic if you post a roid pic hehe

You should try radio. You don't even have to do your teeth.

Radio is HARD. I tried it a few times. I never got a chance to enjoy the moment cuz I was too busy answering phones, playing commercials, announcing the time and station identification, and setting up the next CD.

[madasacutsnake]

*ahem*Trish - community radio*ahem*

[trisherina]

Oh yeh. Those people are nice. I did a really nice Punjabi interview once. I have no idea how I came out translated, but everyone seemed happy.

[Large Marge]

*ahem*Trish - community radio*ahem*


snob.

It was a popular community radio station, in a very small town.

Yeah, ok, it sucked.

[madasacutsnake]

^^

No, no Marge. I was on community radio. I used to do a hot spot on issues affecting the aged. Ahahahahaha.

[Magpie]

I have been coming to Ze's page since 2001. When did you make the discover, pfp?
Been reading the board since then too?

[topcat]

i first came here in 1972

[Large Marge]

Been reading the board since then too?

No. I don't know that there was a board then.

I stumbled on Ze's page via a search engine mishap at work one day in 2000 or 2001, and I was enthralled with all the fun and funny things he had going on! I LOVED the emergency buttons at the top (The Better Employee Monthly Journal. Ha!). I used them many times.

Back then he had just started the toilet paper clothes thingy - Hilarious!!

I have been visiting regularly since. I discovered the message board only a few months ago.

[Large Marge]

i first came here in 1972

Ze was, what, 6 years old in 1972?

How old are you, topcat?

[Magpie]

Top Cat is Ze's Daddy!

[Large Marge]

^^

No, no Marge. I was on community radio. I used to do a hot spot on issues affecting the aged. Ahahahahaha.


Like, "How to Drive When Your Reflexes Have Hit the Highway and You Can No Longer Turn Your Neck," and "How to Make a Plastic Sofa Cover in Three Easy Steps"?

[xfox]

Hahahahaha.

I am far to sensitive to be here... and I must get some sleep. nighty night.

[madasacutsnake]

Like, "How to Drive When Your Reflexes Have Hit the Highway and You Can No Longer Turn Your Neck," and "How to Make a Plastic Sofa Cover in Three Easy Steps"?

Pelvic floor exercises came into it.

[Audreyvgs]

every time i THINK of pelvic floor, i think of someone walkin on it. ow

[Large Marge]

every time i THINK of pelvic floor, i think of someone walkin on it. ow

Um, what the heck is a pelvic floor?

Clearly, I have an inferior manual.

[Audreyvgs]

I think its that thing that you use the kegels for. I think we call it a 'taint down south here, i dont know what everybody else does?

Mad would know this.

[dinzdale]

...it's medical name is barse or biffin bridge, and is used for lifting up and carrying a drunken female home from the pub, using it like the plastic loop thingy on a six pack of tinned beer.
It also serves as a chin rest during cummulonimbus q.v.

[rmr]

...it's medical name is barse or biffin bridge, and is used for lifting up and carrying a drunken female home from the pub, using it like the plastic loop thingy on a six pack of tinned beer.
It also serves as a chin rest during cummulonimbus q.v.


that's good to know -- thank you

[trisherina]

A 'taint! HAHAHAHA! I've actually heard that before.

Here's what you're talking about:
http://classes.kumc.edu/son/nrsg835/images/perineum.GIF

[dinzdale]

Thanks!


I've drawn flaps on mine :)

[madasacutsnake]

^^

Wow.

You must have a neck like an ostrich.

[zenbabe]

now that's a nice ass!

[Large Marge]

Ok, tsunamimom, your pic is up. :cool:

[Clytie]

hey im in here now!!! i like how its alphabetical...

[Large Marge]

hey im in here now!!! i like how its alphabetical...

You've been in there the whole time, silly girl. :rolleyes:

[Clytie]

i was... for realio..?!?!

lol

i didnt even recognize myself with the halo

[Large Marge]

fa'real .

[Coffee]

I'd just like to point out that the reallllly reallly cute hat that reallly reallly cute spicy is wearing is one of mine.

Shameless...i'm shameless I tell you. :D

[Large Marge]

I'd just like to point out that the reallllly reallly cute hat that reallly reallly cute spicy is wearing is one of mine.

Shameless...i'm shameless I tell you. :D


Not only is she adorable in that hat, but imdrsmooth, who I cropped out of that pic, is HOT in his cute little hat.

[Coffee]

Not only is she adorable in that hat, but imdrsmooth, who I cropped out of that pic, is HOT in his cute little hat.

But of course.
Everyone is some combination of adorable, reallly reallly cute, distinguished, debonair, or HOT in my hats.

How perceptive of you to notice.

[Large Marge]

But of course.
Everyone is some combination of adorable, reallly reallly cute, distinguished, debonair, or HOT in my hats.

How perceptive of you to notice.


Do you make them? And if so, do you have a web site you can direct me to?

[Coffee]

I'd just like to point out that the reallllly reallly cute hat that reallly reallly cute spicy is wearing is one of mine.

Shameless...i'm shameless I tell you. :D

^^^Whooo Hooo...I just got my first negative reputation for this post with the cute and succinct comment "hat whore".
Since there was no signature to tell who it might be that left it...i'll consider the potential source and take it as a compliment. Thank you butt weasel.

[Large Marge]

It wasn't me!!

[Clytie]

dig the coffee hat...i wanna get one too... :) trade in my halo for a coffee hat

[Large Marge]

If anyone would like their photo added to the first few posts of this thread, just send it to me via pm, and I'll include it.

PS: I've added a few.

[Large Marge]

Craig Johnston, your photo has been added to the beginning of this thread.

And welcome to the board. ;)

[craig johnston]

aaaw shucks!
that's really warm and fuzzy.
brilliant work lm. trisherina isn't a rat!
and madasacutsnakes a girl! and 12"razor's
nina hagen! (hey nina, how's the eastern
mysticism going?)

here's me for real...

http://www.tleaf.net/images/papat_orbx.jpg

[Large Marge]

aaaw shucks!
that's really warm and fuzzy.
brilliant work lm. trisherina isn't a rat!
and madasacutsnakes a girl! and 12"razor's
nina hagen! (hey nina, how's the eastern
mysticism going?)

here's me for real...

http://www.tleaf.net/images/papat_orbx.jpg

I wondered about razor's pic, but I think I'll leave it till she sends me a real one.
;)

[trisherina]

What's this, the second person who thought snake was a dude hopped up on estrogen?

[Large Marge]

Actually, he's the third.

It's the shadows in her avatar, I think, cuz she looks nothing like a guy in the other picture.

[smellyrayzin]

this.. is...
most.
excellent.



you rock.

[Large Marge]

this.. is...
most.
excellent.




you rock.


Thanks. :D

[craig johnston]

nina hagen, german rock 'phenomenon', and 12"razormix;

http://www.heine-foto.de/Heine%26Heine%20Web.data/Komponenten/Netzbilder/Prominentenportraits/Nina_Hagen.jpg http://img92.exs.cx/img92/1042/razormix7pq.jpg

[Large Marge]

nina hagen, german rock 'phenomenon', and 12"razormix;

http://www.heine-foto.de/Heine%26Heine%20Web.data/Komponenten/Netzbilder/Prominentenportraits/Nina_Hagen.jpg http://img92.exs.cx/img92/1042/razormix7pq.jpg

Like mother, like daughter.

[rmr]

i think 12'razormix is hot

[craig johnston]

nina hagen's daughter, cosma shiva hagen;

http://www2.onunterhaltung.t-online.de/c/19/99/60/1999602,tid=d.jpg

i think razor's more like nina myself....

[rmr]

nope

[madasacutsnake]

What's this, the second person who thought snake was a dude hopped up on estrogen?


I MAY HAVE BALLS BUT I'M ALL GIRL, DO YOU HEAR ME?

<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/116/113/7110171/1099180752012_me.jpg>

[chuckie egg]

*slightly scared*

[melissa]

*Slightly turned on*

[Large Marge]

I MAY HAVE BALLS BUT I'M ALL GIRL, DO YOU HEAR ME?

<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/116/113/7110171/1099180752012_me.jpg>

I love this Nurse Ratchett picture.

[priceyfatprude]

Isn't she gorgeous?

[Large Marge]

One hot mama.

[trisherina]

(covets eyebrows)

[madasacutsnake]

*Slightly turned on*

"I know, let's have a pillow fight in our underwear!"

*pillow fight*

"Hang on what's in that pillow, Meliss?"

*bow chikka chikka*

[zenbabe]

<img src=http://images.andale.com/f2/116/113/7110171/1099180752012_me.jpg>[/QUOTE]


^^ someone break me off a piece of that!

[madasacutsnake]

Crikey Moses. Mention lesbian sex and look what trolls on in.

[zenbabe]

hahahhaaha, I totally turned lesbo at a party at Sundance..........just kissing ont he dancefloor...........shit....where is the drunk thread...

[melissa]

"I know, let's have a pillow fight in our underwear!"

*pillow fight*

"Hang on what's in that pillow, Meliss?"

*bow chikka chikka*

Mad, I'm not wearing any underwear! :eek:

[zenbabe]

me either!

[melissa]

That's hot.

Wanna make out?

[zenbabe]

*purrs*

[craig johnston]

bump 4 noobz
;)

[venusupnorth]

questioning IS accusing.

You look funny out of your dog suit, get some clothes on!


:p

ROLF

[Gatsby]

Oh, Jaysus, how did this get bumped?

makethedramagoawaymakethedramagoawaymakethedramago awaymakethedramagoawaymakethedramagoaway

[melissa]

Why did this get bumped?

[venusupnorth]

actually dinz i never had a problem with you. you said it like it was and you said it out loud.

i just dont like the sneaky people who go behind each others backs. and lie.


ROLF, good one 0, I mean Malarkey

[Zaftig]

oh jeez! not this bloody thread again

[Gatsby]

ROLF, good one 0, I mean Malarkey

*crawls into a fallout shelter and awaits the shit hitting the fan*

Could you please, like, stop?

[melissa]

This thread needs to die.

[Zaftig]

*points to her sig line*

[venusupnorth]

After what I posted the other day I got a few links from friends on here to justify my theory. I'm sorry but this is funny and goes to show which members show up when there is a problem on this board. Makes you wonder about the Shadow Puppet theory I had?
Anyway I'm laughing so hard right now, this is almost better than "Stanley Kubrick's" Dr. Strange Love"
-Who's controlling the Monkeys around here, ah I don't know who let them out last? Ah who is my back up? Your back up called in sick but we can't turn back it's too late!

[Gatsby]

Hmm. I don't think it's funny. I think it's quite boring, all this drudging up past atrocities to prove some inane point.

Conspire behind closed doors if you like, but no amount of sleuthing through threads is going to uncover the mysteries of the universe, nor the identities of our shadowpuppets. It's something we all live with.

[melissa]

It's something we all live with.
And don't really care about.

[JesusTitties]

this thread is as popular as herpes, make it go away.

[Hermione]

well said

Hmm. I don't think it's funny. I think it's quite boring, all this drudging up past atrocities to prove some inane point.

Conspire behind closed doors if you like, but no amount of sleuthing through threads is going to uncover the mysteries of the universe, nor the identities of our shadowpuppets. It's something we all live with.

[JesusTitties]

that, and a handful of newbies are morons

[priceyfatprude]

hi ho the dairy o
0 isn't malarkey

[venusupnorth]

that, and a handful of newbies are morons

Oh you're so kind JT, I know I'm a moron I wouldn't be posting on here if I were nice and good :rolleyes:

[bealeblues]

originally posted by gatsby

Conspire behind closed doors if you like, but no amount of sleuthing through threads is going to uncover the mysteries of the universe, nor the identities of our shadowpuppets. It's something we all live with.


well put. first round's on me.

[trisherina]

And after you're done with that swill, a round of premium. Snake's buying.

[bealeblues]

even better. wouldn't mind knocking back a pint or two or twelve with 'snake.....

[Large Marge]

The first page has lots of pics of posters, including one of rmr.

(Ambo (http://zefrank.com/bulletin/showpost.php?p=313243&postcount=1095) was asking.)

[l'azizza]

(and like herpes, it has no cure)

Marge do you want to add pictures of my boobs? they are big.

I only read the first page of these posts, and like all the pics. We have a lot of good looking people on this board! I thought that Beale would have brown hair, thought Chuckie was a guy, does CJ still have that perm? JT is a hunkie-dorie w/ purty eyes, Lala, Magpie, Red, Beckstra, Smelly, surfl, Trish, Zen, drunken Zen, Ze and Mad are no secret. MadMackmmmm.. I appreciate that these pics have been hosted 1.5y and that Marge's picture server didn't bleep them.

Some of the pics look like they were taken w/ digital cameras in private conversations. Does Marge have more friends than she knows?

It is nice to put names w/ faces, and personalize.

[LeahDear]

I agree! There's some real hotties and babes here... nice to put a face to the names. :)

[rmr]

hahahahahahahaha marge!!!!!!

craig's pic is the hottest ever!!!!!

[AllegroNg]

I'm.. not.. on.. there.........
:mad: :mad: :mad:

[rmr]

maybe if you ask marge nicely she'll add your pic :)

[AllegroNg]

No! Forget it! It's fine! Really! I'll be ok!


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/AllegroNg/orz.gif

[Brynn]

there there, there there


Here's a picture of you:
http://www.designerexposure.com/images/products/16773_1_large.jpg

However, you are very shy, and you lent someone your arms that day, which is just like you.

[lapietra]

spittnimage.

[ambo]

The first page has lots of pics of posters, including one of rmr.

(Ambo (http://zefrank.com/bulletin/showpost.php?p=313243&postcount=1095) was asking.)

HEY - THANKS!

Nice to see you all. I want to fondle imdrsmooth. Where have I seen that face before? Oh yeah, in my dreams.
http://home.comcast.net/~ambographics/drool.gif

[l'azizza]

I just learned that CJ's pic is a fraud.

We should have a contest for the first to acquire H's Foxxie's pic.

[priceyfatprude]

Crikey Moses. Mention lesbian sex and look what trolls on in.That just made me laugh out loud.

[craig johnston]

i never understood why this thread was unpopular. i find it
fascinating to see what people look like. come on new folks
show ya mugs.....
:)

[brightpearl]

^^ I'm shy. :o That's most of me over to the left; however, those are not my pants.

I can't get over how much Zero looks like David Bowie. Remarkable, really.

You don't think...?!? Nah.

[lukkucairi]

oh alright.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/475041049_19847cc8b0_m.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=475041049&size=s)

[Awed_Job]

http://www.mediamax.com/happyaccident/Hosted/pic/SandPit.jpg
I'm not always as angry as this image may suggest.

[harrier]

I have no image at this time but I'm oh so jealous of the old timers! I feel like the tagalong sister I always was growing up. Younger than all the boys (no other girls in my extended family) just wanting to be included. CAN I HANG WIF YOU!? I can run really really fast! Whatever, I like playboy! What is playboy anyway? Just lemme come wif! *starts crying*

[lukkucairi]

I have no image at this time but I'm oh so jealous of the old timers! I feel like the tagalong sister I always was growing up.

hey man, don't cry, you're makin' me feel all awkward and stuff! I got 20 posts here, which is less than half what you gots.

:p

high post counts indicate dedication to a community. things like that are always a give and take - you help shape the community, it shapes you. stick around long enough and *poof* - you're in the four digits.

so stick around!

[Awed_Job]

high post counts indicate dedication to a community.

This time around I'm going for quality over quantity.

[Jack Flanders]

Don't you think that if this is how Ze felt he would have said so himself? Why wouldn't he? This is his board.

:D

[lukkucairi]

:D

sh! man, I'm trying to bask in my newbness ;)

This time around I'm going for quality over quantity.

amen.

[Brynn]

This time around I'm going for quality over quantity.

yeah, I remember making that pledge :)

whoops. This post won't count, 'k?

[T.I.P.]

Here's my "slightly debatable whether it is actually a powermove".

Please note: the power of this move is entirely in the pants. And don't forget to turn on the power surge protector on your laptop :rolleyes:

<a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/TerenceInParis-TinPsPowermove848.mov?source=3"><img border="0" src="http://blip.tv/file/get/TerenceInParis-TinPsPowermove848.mov.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/TerenceInParis-TinPsPowermove848.mov?source=3">Watch the Video</a>

[brightpearl]

^^There was a debate?!? Dude, that is THE powermove.

[Veruki]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c373/Rusulka/dontpanic.jpg

[Stephi_B]

^ Cute curls :) Guess you 22 btw.

OK, that's me:

[rmr]

hi new friends!!

[zero]

she means me!


hi rmr!!

[12"razormix]

don't be daft

[rmr]

what about twee?

[zero]

:o stfu

[rmr]

that reminded me of the cawing child!!! :)

[Veruki]

Stephi you were super close! I'm 23...I get 15, 16, and 17 all the time. I guess more so in person, it's hard for me to even buy a scratch card sometimes...much less a bottle of wine!

[12"razormix]

that's cause 23 year olds still LOOK like 16-17 ;)

[Veruki]

I know some really old looking 23 yr olds....not that I'm complaining or anything...

[rmr]

probably cause they're ridden hard and put to bed wet!

[Stephi_B]

rmr: Thanx for the welcome :)

Veruki: Are you maybe rather small? My colleague's wife is petit and although she is 27 like me and actually looks at least over 20 from her face people often think her a minor... Are you then flirted at by 15 year old boys, too? ;) :D

[Stephi_B]

probably cause they're ridden hard and put to bed wet!

:D

[Veruki]

Are you maybe rather small?

I'm 5'7. Boys don't flirt with me because I'm always with my boyfriend, but people, mostly women, look at him like he's a cradle robber all the time and we're the same age.

[daverbee]

All the newby pics just keep proving my point:
zemonkeys are all pretty people!

[12"razormix]

... you sure you've seen all pictures?

[rmr]

^^^ what she said

lmao!!!!!

[daverbee]

Haven't seen a picture of orez yet so, you're right, it might just be too early to make that statement...

[Frieda]

* cough *


http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9826/oranjeyu5.jpg

[brightpearl]

My post of a few pages back no longer makes sense, since I changed my avatar, so I'm trying to be brave. :D

The eyes are the window to the soul, and that's why I chose this one. ;)

[craig johnston]

http://img92.exs.cx/img92/1042/razormix7pq.jpg

:eek:

[madasacutsnake]

http://www.mediamax.com/happyaccident/Hosted/pic/SandPit.jpg
I'm not always as angry as this image may suggest.

I am.

<img src=http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c22/madasacutsnake/clockworkmad.jpg>

[Brynn]

Mad that's an awesome picture^

[Tunesmith]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/217/503476877_cdaece79a5.jpg

Well, it was either this or the photo of me sneezing. It was quite a capture, but not too, uh, flattering...

[trisherina]

My post of a few pages back no longer makes sense, since I changed my avatar, so I'm trying to be brave. :D

The eyes are the window to the soul, and that's why I chose this one. ;)

Hide that thing at all costs. If you can, learn to do it with your eyes up.

[brightpearl]

^^I did learn that. For me, that kind of freedom is its own punishment. I'm trying to unlearn it now.

Wish me luck. :)

[craig johnston]

look into my soul........

[Brynn]

hmmm. you're going to recover, cj. you're too nice not to :) remember to keep the walls low enough to vault over but high enough to keep the bad guys out - but you know that.

[craig johnston]

ok then.......;)

[12"razormix]

http://img227.exs.cx/img227/6807/craigjohnston2dr.jpg

:eek:

[Brynn]

oh my goodness. :eek: :D you immediately need to go back to the sad picture in order to attract that very special impossibly nurturing goddess that you unconsciously seek from the internets! as your dear message board emergency advisor, I say you must provide that smirking one no more!!!! You are spending far too much time at Hot Asian Chix - someone has to say it!!!!







This is all very alarming.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving/museums/features/2006/baldessari/gr/art-item2.jpg

[craig johnston]

http://www.gabidecker.de/img/nina-Hagen+gabi.jpg

12" and her mum

[Brynn]

nuh-uh, craigie, you're being mean. did you wake up too early?:(
breathing breathing breathing....birdies singing....breathing....

It's 5:33 a.m. here and I've now stayed up the entire night and it's all your fault. Now it's light out and I'll have to use my blue satin sleep mask with the black velvet trim. I'm not going to banter with you anymore tonight/this morning/ until you are yourself. And I'm going to sleep and you can't stop me and if you're mean after I go to sleep I'll find out and then I'll have to start all over with this.
Good night!

[trisherina]

Wish me luck. :)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Four-leaf_clover.jpg/664px-Four-

[brightpearl]

^^Oh, thank you! :)

[craig johnston]

12" mum likes it when she does that.
look at her grinning away. aaaah!
should be in the cute thread.

tunes my man. you look just like i pictured.
well done!

:)

[Large Marge]

I think it's time for more pictures.

[Large Marge]

http://img155.exs.cx/img155/1912/alli9ux.jpg http://img155.exs.cx/img155/4416/amis4nb.jpg http://img36.exs.cx/img36/3069/aphrodite6zd.jpg

http://img155.exs.cx/img155/9982/audreyvgs0xw.jpg http://img155.exs.cx/img155/6299/beale1bh.jpg http://img155.exs.cx/img155/4673/beckstra8hc.jpg

http://img155.exs.cx/img155/4084/chuckieegg4rf.jpg http://img155.exs.cx/img155/3219/clytie1ul.jpg http://img96.exs.cx/img96/899/coffee0gt.jpg


For Coffee.