Tell me 5 random things

[Hermione]

I'm so sleepy

Lost was on tonight. Claire is back!

I had enchiladas for dinner.

My nose hurts.

I ate a chocolate chip cookie earlier.. yummyy :)

[Large Marge]

hey detroit is hockeytown!
orange is a great color
i think i love you
where are my slippers?
quick recommend a movie for me

Movie: The Believer

[I lidbotLl l]

chocolate cookie

i'm horny, again

i hate loving and love hating and love loving and hate hating

i need to cut my finger nails, again

chocolate cookie

[chuckie egg]

I saw the Phantom in London, I spose i wont need to see the movie, was it good?

It was good, but then, I haven't seen the show :cool:

[Clytie]

ive seen both the show ROCKS
the movie.. not so much
the guy who plays the phantom had the songs lowered
+ his voice was...not Michael Crawfords
costumes and sets were great tho!

[chuckie egg]

I need to go to London
My work is about to be on TV
I just had spag bol
Feeling bloated
Someones ignoring me

[Clytie]

*hugs to the eggirl*
i cant find my ink
i just got my pics back from the christmas party :) ill have to post my decorations ides i used
its thursday
i like this keyboard its black

[Coffee]

Mira peed on my jacket when I carried her into the veterinarian today.

Mira has a virual infection that is affecting one of her eye ducts.

She is on eye drops every 4 hours.

She also needs to go on a diet. When the vet picked her up to put her on the scale he said "oh, your a fatty". :eek: :eek: :eek:

I think she is as addicted to tuna as I was to nicotine. I don't think Mira is gonna like this...

[Aphrodite]

Poor kitty!

-Sorry but now I have the song Smelly Cat in my head...

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?

-I received my french marks today in the mail and my cumulative college marks and averages.

-The snow on my car after work last night looked like potato flakes.

-In 453 AD Attila the Hun bled to death from a nosebleed on his wedding night.

[Clytie]

i slept in

i dont know where you went

the duct work in my closet is done...i finished sorting thru my clothes and putting them all back

im doing laundry :eek:

i *HEART* my little sisters!
http://www.thej3w.net/forum/Gallery/Clytie/Clytie_little_sisters.bmp

[beckstra]

I am always revising my "no questions asked" list.

The guy who plays Marshall on "Alias" is on that list.

I am hopelessly attracted to nerds with big shoulders, big noses, or big chins.

I'm 24 and have still never been kissed, which means I find my life lacking.

The only thing that keeps me from writing the next great American novel is the fact that I don't have a computer to write it on that my parents can't get to, because the section about "the big o" would totally freak them out, and I don't want to not include that--don't want to be discouraged from adding it.

[melissa]

It's good to see you again, Beckstra.

[beckstra]

Thanks kid. Good to be around.

[Hermione]

I need to go to London


I second that.

[tsunamimom]

I need to go to London
Me too - I haven't seen my mum for two years...

My work is about to be on TV
where do you work and why is it on the telly?

I just had spag bol

Possibly one of my favourites, actually, esp. with loads of parmesan...
love
Jo

[Clytie]

ooo! they started airing that Resident show about my doctors on Discovery Health :)
the xray tech is defending her view
ooo the docs are not happy today
there is enough snow to bury a small child outside
i cant see the building next to ours outside the window

[chuckie egg]

Tsu, in a nutshell, I design floors. One I did recently was at a new childrens ward and Ryan Giggs was opening it. The floor was on TV for about a second. :D

My neck itches

Today I bought a men's magazine, just for the hell of it

I sent a stupid email last night when I got home drunk - should NOT have done that

I hope the said person doesn't read it today

[priceyfatprude]

Normally I would not complain about getting 6-8 inches, but it's halfway up the wheel wells on my car. And it's still coming down.

I got an awesome gift for Red last night that I have to mail out on Monday.

NyQuil should change their slogan from 'NyQuil will help you get your zzz's' to 'NyQuil will knock you on your ass'!!!

I'm going to make chili & meatballs today.

I need a shower. *holds nose*

And **** my cholesterol, I am having an Eggland's Best egg today, with some whites.

[Clytie]

the streets were not plowed on the way to work...i think i was offroading for a while!

everyone i know is getting pregnant!

i wish i could do more for the grieving families up here

my doc is no longer sick

god bless america

[chuckie egg]

And **** my cholesterol, I am having an Eggland's Best egg today, with some whites.

:)

[priceyfatprude]

:)You were delicious, darling, as always. :)

[chuckie egg]

You were delicious, darling, as always. :)

;) :p

[joppa.gal]

1.I am dying with impatience for my boyfriend to propose.
2.I am really frusterated with my current photo equipment. It's not advanced enough.
3. I think, when I get my teaching degree, I just might want to teach in a low income zip code.
4. The person that inspires me the most is the sixteen year old girl I am mentoring.
5. I really want to become a secret shopper.

[Hermione]

wow joppa.. that was so nice. :)

[tsunamimom]

5. I really want to become a secret shopper.

I did this for a while - the paperwork was phenomenal and the pay horrible. But I did get to know the area where I lived, really, really well...:)
love
Jo

[madasacutsnake]

[QUOTE=joppa.gal]1.I am dying with impatience for my boyfriend to propose.
QUOTE]

Remember, when it comes to diamonds, bigger is always better.

[Clytie]

i was on time for work!
im wearing pink today...alot of it shirt,hoodie, boots and unmentionables ;)
secretly hoping its not too over the top
OUCH!
what happened to u this weekend?

[chuckie egg]

my crisps were 3 months out of date
my boss gave me some 'nik naks'
the drama of my life is going away this weekend
I'm soooo tired
Tonight I'm the designated driver

[Clytie]

impressed with chuckie planning her weekend ahead ;)
wishing the roads were clear
wondering if a 3hr drive is worth it
more and more amaZed at your Love
im feeling inspired

[Aphrodite]

One of my car's headlights is not positioned correctly
My daughters have been exceptionally good since they stayed at my Mom's last weekend.
I don't get paid nearly what I am worth (Yet)
I wear slippers all the time at home
My neighbour uses his snowblower on my driveway all the time. :)

[dinzdale]

This guy?

[Aphrodite]

This guy?

Not him and for that we are all grateful.

[red]

my house is clean!

I hate proofreading.

I miss Steve Francis.

I want candy.

My toes look great.

[Large Marge]

my house is a mess!

I love proofreading.

I miss John Candy.

I want liquor.

My toes look normal.

[chuckie egg]

I miss the X-Files
We won the pub quiz last night
Free drinks next week
I need to go to kungfu tonight
I haven't been in weeks

[Clytie]

the rounds are late today...kinda a nice change
i missed the holiday party at work :(
i havent heard from Todd in weeks
we should abolish yellow lights--its not like ppl slow down
last nite was good times--thanx

[Large Marge]

I'm out of wine

My new neighbor is obnoxiously loud

I love my job

I can't believe Melissa filed her taxes before I did, because I'm the most anal-retentive person in the world

I should be in bed

I can't wait to find out what Red names her baby

[Large Marge]

good thing I'm outa wine, cuz that was six random things.

[melissa]

I'm not anal-retentive, I just really need the refund. :cool:

[Large Marge]

I'm not anal-retentive, I just really need the refund. :cool:

I was just teasing you. ;)

But no, really, I am the most anal-retentive person in the world.

Ask anyone.

[Large Marge]

One can never eat enough cheese.

I have a cool slider phone.

I wake up at 4 a.m.

I am one of the few people in this world who hated The English Patient. I agree with Elaine when she said, "Just DIE already!!!!!!"

I don't like flying cockroaches.

[Clytie]

2nd that motion on the english patient

slider phone? is that like Sliders with Jerry OConnell?

is blue the most common color for scrubs?....why?

went to bed at 3am...feeling very good inspite of this :)

i do not have a snowblower *shudders at dinz pic*

[Aphrodite]

It is -12 with a -23 wind chill, and I am going out there to drive my daughter to school early enough to do her forgotten homework.

I was disoriented working at the other office.

My daughter makes the best latte.

Snaps are more fun than buttons.

Turning the oven up doesn't cook the food faster (most of the time) :)

[Clytie]

~*~my work day is done in 30 minutes!
~*~the sun came out!
~*~i have a pink teal and purple pen
~*~ whatever happened to the barney craze?
~*~i like my new phone system

[Large Marge]

It is -12 with a -23 wind chill, and I am going out there to drive my daughter to school early enough to do her forgotten homework.

I was disoriented working at the other office.

My daughter makes the best latte.

Snaps are more fun than buttons.

Turning the oven up doesn't cook the food faster (most of the time) :)

You have a daughter old enough to make latte?

You look too young to have children that old ...

Or did you teach her when she was 5? :D

[Clytie]

i like the minty aftertaste of york peppermint patties
i need to do laundry
its sunny and happy looking outside -- to bad its -2!
i like pretzel rods better than the twists
i like the :D smilie

[smellyrayzin]

- i'm an impulsive buyer
- i just orderd a backpack with the super mario bros cast on it .... to wear to COLLEGE
- i just ate some chicken flavored ramen. it was delicious.
- i want to marry trent reznor of nine inch nails.

[Clytie]

ebay photos are tricky
i have a hangnail
ppl say my brother looks like Ben Affleck
outdoor weddings can be tricky
accents are super cool

[funkytuba]

- i'm an impulsive buyer
- i just orderd a backpack with the super mario bros cast on it .... to wear to COLLEGE
- i just ate some chicken flavored ramen. it was delicious.
- i want to marry trent reznor of nine inch nails.

YAY! Welcome back , Rayzn!!!

[Large Marge]

I want a Mini Cooper more than I want a boyfriend

Brad Pitt's accent in Troy sucked

I don't want to move to Montana

I hate our president more than I have ever hated another human being in my entire life (even my ex-husband)

To Kill a Mockingbird is in my top 10 favorite movies.

[smellyrayzin]

YAY! Welcome back , Rayzn!!!

thank you dear!!! :p

[Clytie]

my outfit today doesnt match
i dont care
benpans are soo embarrassing
the sun is v bright this morning
i need a backrub

[chuckie egg]

I like to give backrubs ;)
I wish I could play bass-guitar
especially slap-bass
I'm drumming on Sunday
this compensates slightly

[Hermione]

emmy rossum goes to columbia

my wrists hurt

i need a hair cut

I am wearing orange.

[Large Marge]

It's 78 degrees outside.

Five people lost their apartments in a building fire yesterday. Two kitties died.

Traffic was so bad going home tonight that we decided to stop at Chilis for cocktails and munchies and wait for it to lessen.

Can someone tell me why people take their small, noisy children to restaurants? Have they no respect for others??

I just signed up for Netflix

[Aphrodite]

-the lasagne we took to my Mom's was yummy

-I lost an earring yesterday!

-My kitty is literally climbing the walls

-I'm working for a dermatologist on Sunday

-I wear gold rings and silver bracelets (Is that wrong?)

[Large Marge]

It has been pouring all day and now there is a huge thunderstorm, which is rare here

I'm eating li-hing mui ginger

I'm supposed to be studying and I'm not

I hate laundry

My next-door neighbor cannot open his front door without dropping his keys every single time

[Clytie]

I get to watch Saved By the Bell
Zack grew up to be detective guy now
he isnt blonde anymore
i curled my hair
and zippers are not our friends

[Clytie]

i made chocolate hazelnut cake with homemade frosting :)
i cant stop yawning
i think i love you
vitamins...whats really in them?
do gentlemen prefer blondes?

[trisherina]

Depends on the blonde.

[Avalon]

It's 78 degrees outside.
Can someone tell me why people take their small, noisy children to restaurants? Have they no respect for others??



Are we talking about out of control screaming and running here? Or just your run of the mill, happy kid noises?? There is life after children. Are you suggesting the parents find a sitter and eat out alone at all times? Part of being a family is dining together; I commend parents for including their kids in this experience.

edited to correct spelling error :p

[Willow Sylph]

Me too, Ava. I can't stand it when parents allow rude and obnoxious behavior in their children, especially out in public. But letting them enjoy their little life, having a good time, experiencing things as a family - there's nothing wrong with that.

[Clytie]

bad behavor by anyone is contemptible
dictionary.com had popup ads!
my sandwich was soggy
i dont like soggy sandwiches
what is 'original' flavor?

[funkytuba]

Can someone tell me why people take their small, noisy children to restaurants? Have they no respect for others??

Because doctors don't prescribe enough valium these days to allow the mothers to ignore the small and noisy kids at home long enough to make dinner.

[chuckie egg]

I'm developing a sore throat
I might eat an orange
I'm considering a beer too, but I just had a workout, hmm
perhaps a glass of red instead
I'm gonna watch oceans eleven tomorrow night, in preparation for twelve

[Large Marge]

Are we talking about out of control screaming and running here? Or just your run of the mill, happy kid noises?? There is life after children. Are you suggesting the parents find a sitter and eat out alone at all times? Part of being a family is dining together; I commend parents for including their kids in this experience.

edited to correct spelling error :p


I am talking about parents who let their children SCREAM either in anger or in joy for extended periods of time while in a public place.

Part of being a family is dining together, there's no question about it, but part of the dining out experience FOR OTHERS means being able to relax and unwind and actually HEAR what the person across the table from you is saying without having to shout over a child at the table next to you who is pounding silverware on the table, fighting loudly with his little sister, or just screaming in a whining fit because he's two, he's hungry, and there isn't any food in front of him yet.

I am suggesting that if a child is too young to control, they SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED to be out in public with the rest of the civilized world until they learn some manners.

Unless, of course, we're talking about Chuckie Cheese or something.

[Clytie]

im at work EARLY
i like kids that scream real loud
theres an xtra clerk here today :)
my fav nurse is working with me
*grins hugely* TODDD!!!!!!!!!!

[chuckie egg]

My sore throat is still there :(
I banged my head on the floor last night
Theres a bruise developing on my forehead :(
This week is d r a g g i n g
I'm looking forward to relaxing tonight

[Clytie]

hiya chuckster!
*cartwheels*
to transfer a call press *9
reinforcement labels are what those little round circles are called
one of my docs is named Dr Paine....*teheeheh*

[craig johnston]

only 10% of US citizens believe in evolution
i must remember to burn that cd
doctors just guess sometimes
what was in that sandwich? it was yellow!
7 am is bloody early to me mate.

[Clytie]

'Fros are cool!
going out to celebrate the holiday tonite
lime green and mustard yellow dont look good together
my lil sister hannie has to have surgery
im glad glad glad its sunny today!

[Avalon]

I am talking about parents who let their children SCREAM either in anger or in joy for extended periods of time while in a public place.

Part of being a family is dining together, there's no question about it, but part of the dining out experience FOR OTHERS means being able to relax and unwind and actually HEAR what the person across the table from you is saying without having to shout over a child at the table next to you who is pounding silverware on the table, fighting loudly with his little sister, or just screaming in a whining fit because he's two, he's hungry, and there isn't any food in front of him yet.

I am suggesting that if a child is too young to control, they SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED to be out in public with the rest of the civilized world until they learn some manners.

Unless, of course, we're talking about Chuckie Cheese or something.

spoken by someone who has no children, am I correct? A person who thinks children should be seen and not heard? Or maybe shouldn't be seen either from the sounds of it. Doesn't sound as if you like them very well on the whole, so it is probably a good thing you don't have any kids.

Where and how do you think children learn social skills? By being kept at home til they are of legal age? How old were you when your parents allowed you to leave the house in a social situation? Were you constantly left home?
Or were you that rare perfect child?

Suggestion: next time you find yourself in the position of having to be in public, ask to be seated where there are no children and where none will be seated while you are there. Or just stick to the bars; I don't think it is legal to take a child into one. And stay out of Chuckie Cheese or any other place that dares to advertise they are a "family" restaurant or establishment. Because forewarned is forearmed: people are going to continue take their kids out to eat; and believe it or not, it is going to be because they enjoy it and not to irritate you.
Oh, and before you reply, know this: I will not argue with you on this subject.

[rmr]

I love kids but I think there are restaurants that are appropriate for families and ones that are not. If I’m paying top dollar for a meal I do not believe it’s the appropriate place to be teaching children social skills (and most of my married w/ family friends would agree). By the way I’d just like to point out that I’m not “arguing” just stating my opinion. I believe it’s equally as rude to think that children should be taken everywhere with you as it is to think they should always be left at home. One should use common sense and common courtesy when trying to decide what is most appropriate.

signed miss manner aka rmr

[zero]

^ it's meant to be 5 random things in this tehrad

where's your other four :confused:

[craig johnston]

i don't know what a tehrad is
zero is a hero
music is the food of life
oh god, that salad!
people with haloes are intriguing

[Clytie]

wowowow chicken was great today!
people who bite pens are GROSS!
its another phantom day
the fog was awesome on the drive in
one more thing :)

[rmr]

^ it's meant to be 5 random things in this tehrad

where's your other four :confused:

let's see --

1. i love kids
2. what i want when i'm paying top $$ for a meal
3. my married friends agree
4. i'm not arguing
5. i find people equally rude (i'm open minded that way)


SNAP OUT OF IT and PAY ATTENTION ZERO

DON'T MAKE ME SPELL THE WORLD OUT FOR YOU!!!

[zero]

don't know what a tehrad is


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[rmr]

^^ where's your five random things

[zero]

da streets
ma bitches
gang life
poppin' a cap in yo' ass
ma bling bling

[Klynne]

I slipped on ice and fell down my back porch

My back muscles are beginnig to tighten

I cut my hand

I have 15 minutes left to work

My boyfriend told me that I am tougher than I look!

[I lidbotLl l]

daaaa
dun
da dun
da dun da dun da dun da dun da dun da dun daduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
da da da dundun

4d2b3c1b a catapiller

i need food

me want shower

intelligence is overrated, and uncompareable to knowledge sometimes

[Large Marge]

I slipped on ice and fell down my back porch

My back muscles are beginnig to tighten

I cut my hand

I have 15 minutes left to work

My boyfriend told me that I am tougher than I look!

Ouch!!

Are you ok??

[Large Marge]

spoken by someone who has no children, am I correct? A person who thinks children should be seen and not heard? Or maybe shouldn't be seen either from the sounds of it. Doesn't sound as if you like them very well on the whole, so it is probably a good thing you don't have any kids.

Wow, I, um, think you took my posting kinda personal.

I love children, have been a nanny for three families, one of which had six children, and, I might add, they loved me, too. I'm still in touch with them.

I don't have any children, and there are plenty of people in the world who don't.

I never said children should be seen and not heard. Where did you get that?

Here's what I said: "I am talking about parents who let their children SCREAM either in anger or in joy for extended periods of time while in a public place. ... I am suggesting that if a child is too young to control, they SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED to be out in public with the rest of the civilized world until they learn some manners.

Where and how do you think children learn social skills? By being kept at home til they are of legal age? How old were you when your parents allowed you to leave the house in a social situation? Were you constantly left home?

Where in my posting did I say that children should be kept at home till they are of legal age?!? How in the world did you get THAT? Two-year-olds do not learn social skills by eating out at Chili's with their parents. Typically, they learn that at day care, or with neighbors and friends, and then at school, where children should be developing even more social skills.

I left the house on my own from the age of 5 on, to visit friends across the street, but I'm not sure what that has to do with parents bringing their screaming children to restaurants and making the rest of us (parents and non-parents alike) endure it.

Suggestion: next time you find yourself in the position of having to be in public, ask to be seated where there are no children and where none will be seated while you are there.

Did you think I didn't do this already?

Or just stick to the bars; I don't think it is legal to take a child into one.

So you're saying that people who don't want to listen to children screaming when they eat out should be forced to eat in bars??? Is that what you just said??

And stay out of Chuckie Cheese or any other place that dares to advertise they are a "family" restaurant or establishment. Because forewarned is forearmed: people are going to continue take their kids out to eat; and believe it or not, it is going to be because they enjoy it and not to irritate you.

I don't think parents bring their screaming uncontrollable kids out to dinner to annoy me; that is just a by-product. What annoys me is that parents seem to think they have rights that are superior to everyone else's, and they don't seem to care how their badly behaving son or daughter is affecting other people -- people who also go out to eat to have a good time and enjoy themselves. The difference is, MY enjoyment doesn't infringe on OTHERS' enjoyment.


Oh, and before you reply, know this: I will not argue with you on this subject.

Why would I want to argue with you? Or did you mean that you didn't want me to respond to your posting?

I don't even know you, and frankly, I'm astonished at your response to my posting. You took it all so personally. It wasn't intended that way.

[Clytie]

ahhhhhhhhhh what happened to my nice happy 5 random thots thread
i love elbow macaroni. its cute
dont sleep on cold floors its bad for you
i love your mind
monkeys are fun

[Large Marge]

Clytie is my new favorite person on the board.

I got to eat a big greasy cheeseburger today.

My co-workers make me laugh all day long.

I often wish I was smarter.

I want to buy a Prius.

[priceyfatprude]

You took it all so personally.I just wanted to record this for posterity.


Oh, right. 4 other random thoughts.

I ate a clove of garlic that had been roasted in olive oil tonight & thought I'd gone to heavennnnn. I want that as candy, dude.

John Candy was ****ing sweet in Summer Rental. So was Joey Lawrence. Rowr.

Whoa!

I'm sorry about the wallpaper fiasco in the bathroom, but it had to be done. I will rip off the rest this weekend so it all matches.

[melissa]

1. I wish I lived in the same city as PFP
2. I wish Zaftig was my sister
3. I can't wait to meet Lala
4. I think Coffee is really, really smart and creative
5. I wish I could argue like Trisher and Madasacutsnake

[trisherina]

1. Less than 10% of people reach adulthood while remaining as kind-hearted as Melissa.
2. I can open jars now.
3. If I gave up opening jars, maybe I could have another child.
4. I am turning into an alien.
5. I lost my temper at work today four times.

[Large Marge]

I like pfp enormously, even though she likes to push my buttons.

My neighbor has a beautiful singing voice; unfortunately, he only sings classic rock.

I watercolor paint when I have free time, but the only one who likes looking at them is me.

I miss being a newspaper editor.

I wish people were more accepting of interracial dating.

[rapscalious rob]

i zapped out a resume, maybe they will bite

ebay really does sell rare books

amazing, what a downsampled voice can do via telecom

alternative radio is brilliant

maybe it will be just like last time, or the time before

[I lidbotLl l]

i am human

words are fun what with the letters and energy

disgusting disgusted disecting disscusions to roots, ribs dipping in the cookie jar half full of the shakes lack of sugar in blood earthquakes your moon that moves me accross the ocean of perception

horney hungry hippo floats hallow nostrils half empty

i move in momentum therefore im free by belief of exsistance sometimes when im not looking to certain extents as love tends to blind like lust i drifts into the sun casting for the daily ra ra not happy nor sad, the observer. think i'll have a aunt jamima great starter sandwhich. when did aunt jamima make great starting sandwhiches?? i hope its the same.

[craig johnston]

i wonder what that inter racial dating comment was about.

what to have for dinner?

blue sky!

damn! that simpsons episode with the germans is funny.

the real craig johnston is a modern renaissance man.

[chuckie egg]

I'm irritable today
I am not answering that phonecall
I am not a secretary
I can't wait for tonight
I need to keep occupied

[Clytie]

LargeMarge (i secretly suspect) is not a trucker. how sad. i so wanted her to be...

i do not have a recording of my voice...*sighs*

this week i have slept a total of 2 hours every night

what is going on when will i know

i didnt do my ASL story last nite and i know that i made Shaw really upset at me even tho he wont ever say anything i can tell that he is disappointed in me-- i was a really promising student willing to get up and do wahtever in front of everyone no matter how horrid it was...but i really wanted to do well and that overwhelming pressure made me choke. i choked. and i let him down.

[chuckie egg]

so glad work is over
msn messenger isnt working, what a bag of crap
I made a new friend today
I'm not looking forward to seeing a certain person tonight
I will try not to get drunk

[Clytie]

i just inherited a scanner
every once in a while you fall and maybe its good that you dont catch yourself
flem is gross
old navy sells coffee mugs
did kermit and miss piggy get together?

[Klynne]

Ouch!!

Are you ok??

Thanks for asking Marge

I am o.k. but, my back feels tighter.

I used Ben Gay patches last night after I took a scalding bath

It only hurts if I laugh, cough, or sneeze

Some kind soul told me that it will be at its worst tomorrow:( I guess they speak from experience.

[I lidbotLl l]

confusion corrupts me and i shouldnt let it

i dont understand a lot, but i think thats ok

i lost my mind and dont want it back

more and more im starting to believe in things i never thought i would. kind of like how i enjoy asperagus and tomatoes now, but its different and thats just it.

i really need to leave my apartment and am stalling.. ok, im going

[Large Marge]

1. Why couldn't Trish open jars before?

2. What kind of job is Rapscalious Rob looking for?

3. Why does Clytie only get two hours of sleep every night?

4. Who does Chuckie not want to see tonight?

5. Large Marge is a truck driver, but I am not. ;)

[rmr]

i'm drunk

i've got a new apartment

i like to tell people that my mom LOVES britney spears

i think that everyone should be careful for what the wish for

charlie horses are caused by not drinking enough water --- OUCH!!

[Large Marge]

You must know people, rmr, cuz I heard it's nearly impossible to find a decent apartment in NYC.

The UWS is my fav. Is your apartment near there?

[Clytie]

charlie horses are from potassium deficiency (sp?) i thot....

stalling....isnt that a guy in russia?

benji is a horrible name - even for a dog

golosh - how did it get that name?

im still not home

[rmr]

87th and broadway -- i *heart* the upper west side

You must know people, rmr, cuz I heard it's nearly impossible to find a decent apartment in NYC.

The UWS is my fav. Is your apartment near there?

[Large Marge]

87th and broadway -- i *heart* the upper west side


I want to be you.

Can I?

Just don't tell me you're in advertising.

[rmr]

i work for a hedge fund...........i have to be there in all o 6 hours

1. sometimes i wish i was jamie fox

2. don't smoke -- it'll make your teeth yellow

3. sometimes puddies are good for you

4. i once checked into the chicago hilton and they never charged me

5. i'm going to opening day with puddy (that is if we don't break up again)

[Large Marge]

I heard a rumor that rmr has a chihuahua, and yet, there isn't a single picture of her doggie in pajamas in my dog thread.

I've decided that my neighbor is a freak.

There was a water spout here yesterday.

Hawaii doesn't know how to make decent Mexican food.

I prefer the "Green Apple Breeze" Lysol.

[priceyfatprude]

i've got a new apartmentPeople who want to continue receiving postcards from other people should PM people their new address.

Opening day for the Cubs??

Oh, some random facts



When you think someone is being a selfish bitch, they are prolly thinking the exact same thing about you.

Melatonin 3mg is for weekends only.

Codeine + NyQuil = YUMMMMMM

I flipped my mattress today & nothing I wouldn't show my mother fell out. Just the Cosmo Bedside Astrologer.

I called to to wish someone a Happy Birthday today.

[rapscalious rob]

people tend to make unwarranted assumptions
ritual makes it almost seem to make sense
people get caught in patterns they make that entrap them
there is never enough time to do the things you would never make time for
figs are good

[tsunamimom]

It's chilly tonight
We're having roast chicken for dinner tomorrow
I broke something on my van
The possum is back on my deck
My new job is great

love
Jo

[chuckie egg]

benji is a horrible name - even for a dog


My dog was called Benji :(
My weekend starts in 1 hour and 8 minutes
I'm feeling optimistic today
A bit confused too
I want to eat out tomorrow

[Clytie]

sometimes you just fall asleep for no reason
safety pins....why are they called that?
planning a valentines party for your little sister is depressing
i used to have money
fake nails are gross

[rmr]

i just ate a huge pastrami sandwich
my hands are greasy
i haven't gotten much work done today
i get the keys to my apartment in a couple hours (for those of you that care it's in the same building the only thing that changes is the apt# -- it's # PHA)
i'm supposed to go the healthyclub but it's not going to happen instead i'm going to stay in and watch the strangers with candy dvd for the 11th time this week

[craig johnston]

i don't care about rmr's apartment

i'm full of salad

i am becoming unhealthily addicted to this message board

i'm wearing my 'yoga freak' shirt

condoleeza rice is nearby

[rmr]

ur making the beaver mad
i'm hoping to drive craig johnston off the board
it's fun to post alone
i'm so full
someone please make me laugh

[zero]

someone please make me laugh

i'm your man

http://www.oddgames.com/daniel/graphics/angry_man.jpg

[rmr]

oh no you're not

[craig johnston]

i'll be right there.....

http://www.hortkind.de/bilder/ari/hygiene.jpg

[rmr]

yer cute

[craig johnston]

sorry that was meant for the flirting thread.

why is herbal tea called tea when it isn't tea?

top of the pops is still going?

i'm going to watch 'kes' again tonight.

sky ear (http://www.haque.co.uk/skyear/information.html)

[Clytie]

people lie
im shaking
i have no words
how unlike me
you are erased

[Large Marge]

A PHA?? In NEW YORK CITY???? rmr must make a gazillion dollars a month.

Why is Clytie so upset?

What does Craig Johnston's wife do?

How long has Zero been in love with rmr?

I hate being on Hawaii time. When I'm awake, you're all asleep.

[craig johnston]

my old girl (http://www.tleaf.net/jjgall.html)

we are all in love with rmr, it's her charming ways...

clytie needs a microphone, anyone in michigan got a spare one?

i would love to be on hawaii time if it meant being in hawaii, but
not if it meant being in the aleutians.

gotta shop

[Clytie]

i love pfp
who know you could make friends so fast
craig when i get a mic watch out!
im gonna be all the me i can be
you...you know who you are...your days are numbered

[Clytie]

assumptions you know what my dad said...assuming makes an ass out of u and me.
ritual is a lazy mans escape
patterns dont entrap people do
there is always time for the truth
i hate liars

[craig johnston]

rituals can be fun.

my dad is an alcoholic.

liars are sometimes called novelists.

now i need an aubergine.

going dancing tonight - whoopie!

[Large Marge]

my old girl (http://www.tleaf.net/jjgall.html)


Yes, but what does she DO?

Is she a model?

[craig johnston]

jj the detroit diva adds her vocal talents to my music.

if you want to know more you can visit the link in my sig.

i'm not trying to ram it down your throat, but that's what i do.

i find more and more that many people have strange prejudices
about the people who make modern music. i don't fit the demographic
but i'm having a small measure of success which i'm enjoying greatly.

jj is, as you can see, an absolute angel! sorry about not being random.

:)

[chuckie egg]

I have a sore throat today
I bought new red trainers yesterday
someone is treating me like shit
I've nearly had enough of them
Its nearly teatime!

[Clytie]

i sang this morning....wowow it felt great

chuckie...whoevers treatin ya like that...is an idiot

get rid off all ucky ppl

purging it good

who should i watch the superbowl with--ive got 3 invites!

[Large Marge]

who should i watch the superbowl with--ive got 3 invites!

The one with the best food and the biggest tv.

[Clytie]

laughs...its all equal ive been weighing the odds heres the break down:

1 party -- twenty somethings with all their teenage sisters/brothers lots of chatter and annoying 'girl talk'

1 party -- married couples with newborns and small toddlers

1 party -- alot of ppl i dont know

other 2 options

1 - go home do my laundry and chat with new friends

1 - have another voice lesson so that ill be a better musician

what should i do?

[Large Marge]

laughs...its all equal ive been weighing the odds heres the break down:

1 party -- twenty somethings with all their teenage sisters/brothers lots of chatter and annoying 'girl talk'

1 party -- married couples with newborns and small toddlers

1 party -- alot of ppl i dont know

other 2 options

1 - go home do my laundry and chat with new friends

1 - have another voice lesson so that ill be a better musician

what should i do?

K, you definitely can't do laundry. That's just wrong.

The voice lesson sounds cool, but you can do that anytime.

I'd go to the party where you don't know anyone, cuz you'll meet a ton of fun people!

[Clytie]

thats what i was leaning towards

i *heart* meeting new ppl! bring em on!

my parents printer is also a fax machine and a copier

i own a scanner and no computer/laptop

yellow stickynotes make me happy

[Zaftig]

I don't want to go out.

I hat the superbowl

I don't want to go out.

I hat the superbowl

I don't want to go out

[melissa]

Zaftig, you should come over and we'll rent movies and make cookies and paint our toenails and cuddle on the couch and drink. Sounds good? I promise we won't watch any of the StupidBowl.

[Zaftig]

That totally sounds like a plan. My tummy is seriously disturbed today.

Unfortunately though. . . I must leave now. :(

You have a good day honey. . . someday our girlie day will come true. ;)

[Clytie]

marge- i went to a completely different party last nite

we all sang "nah nah"

instead of paying attention to the game--we were sidetracked with odd online jokes and strange vidoes...

if you lived closer youd be dead

i have a strange cough

[chuckie egg]

my new favourite possessions!
http://www.frontier-i.com/ishop/images/758/m9621red.jpg
:D

I booked my first day off of the year today (friday!)
I'm catching up with an old friend
I made a new friend over the weekend
I can't wait for Shrove Tuesday

[Zaftig]

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

I've been having some funky ass dreams lately.

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

I want to start TTC again.

I'm too scared to though.

[Clytie]

whats shrove tuesday?

is it always on a tuesday?

i wore a black unmentionables...and a pink top opps!

my wisdom teeth are kinda hurting

i just ate a jalapeno pretzel OUCH

[Large Marge]

Zaftig: What is TCC?

Clytie: Did you go to the party where you didn't know that many people? Or some other party?

Chuckie: Nice tennies.

I wanted to call in sick today, but can't.

I hope it's as nice out today as it was yesterday.

[Clytie]

i went to a 4th party! lol

a friend of mine asked me out late and i went and hung out with him.

he is a total geek i *heart* him!

we watched the game...and wiErd internet videos at the same time.

there is nothing like spending the night with a geek!

[priceyfatprude]

Shrove Tuesday = Pancake supper in the Methodist church. It's always on a Tuesday. Not sure what the significance is w/the pannycakes. Or with Jesus. :p

The girl w/the crush on me @ work has expanded her tastes to the receptionist.

I have tuna w/wasabi may & crackers for lunch.

I don't like freedom.

I like my dog.

[Clytie]

the ppl in bed 22 are singing the talmud. it is the single best thing i have ever heard. *smiles*

i have so much to be thankful for

i want a puppy!

Georgia...why would a person name someone after a state?

my car starts to shake really bad when i take it over 90

[chuckie egg]

I can't believe you dont celebrate Pancake Day!!

Its 40 days before Lent, which is a time of abstinence, of giving things up. So Shrove Tuesday is traditionally the last chance to indulge yourself, and to use up the foods that aren't allowed in Lent.

In the old days there were many foods that observant Christians would not eat during Lent: foods such as meat and fish, fats, eggs, and milky foods. So that no food was wasted, families would have a feast on the shriving Tuesday, and eat up all the foods that wouldn't last the forty days of Lent without going off.

I.E. PANCAKES YAY!

Most of Britain eat Pancakes on Pancake Day.

[Aphrodite]

Clytie should check her tires! Today!

I am sleepy

I'm toasting a bagel

Mom is going to buy us milk in the states today. It's $1.79 a gallon jug there, or $4.96 for a bag with three one litre bags here.

My Mom and I both fell down within 3 days of each other, and we both hurt our left arm.

[priceyfatprude]

I knew a religious thing that Clytie didn't.

I am still in shock.

Chuckie rules.

So do Sour Patch Kids.

Aphro I hope your arm is better. Every time I write your name, on a postcard, or on a message board, a write Apro. :(

[Clytie]

religious thing...we call it something else..."fat tuesday" or "punchi(sp?) day"

Mardi Gras literally means "Fat Tuesday" in French. The name comes from the tradition of slaughtering and feasting upon a fattened calf on the last day of Carnival. The day is also known as Shrove Tuesday (from "to shrive," or hear confessions), Pancake Tuesday and fetter Dienstag. The custom of making pancakes comes from the need to use up fat, eggs and dairy before the fasting and abstinence of Lent begins. :)

easter is coming... im soo hyper about it! *cartwheels*

my brother agreed to sing with me!!!

my friend had the cutest lil baby saturday!

[Large Marge]

Zaftig should keep up her TTC. If it's meant to be, it'll happen. :)

I want it to be Feb. 15.

I bought four CD's yesterday (one of which was NOT Col. Angus!).

My co-worker dated Keith Richards and Mick Jagger.

2.57 trillion dollars is an acceptable budget ... FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD.

[craig johnston]

what do you understand by the word 'dated' ?

fingernails can be useful/annoying (delete where applicable).

clear and cold beats grey and cool.

honey, nectar, syrup - it's all great!

i've had a idea!

[Clytie]

i have a new favorite song

lukaZ is the bestest

what is it with me and younger guys?

my cousin plays for u of m basketball :)

horizontal stripes should NOT be worn by some ppl

[Large Marge]

I think I like nite moccasin.

I am taking the next two days off so that I can spend more time with my ze monkey friend, snake.

I bought a lime-green pencil sharpener today.

Why do they call them "cashew halves" when there are clearly whole pieces in the can?

Humans shouldn't have to get up at 5:15 a.m. unless their house is on fire.

[Clytie]

ebay is a beautiful thing.

truth is simple

love is blind deaf and dumb

never have more than 3 xrays a day

where the red fern grows is a classic -- im gonna let Hannie read it. she loves animals and i cant wait for her to love it just as much as i did at her age :)

[joppa.gal]

ONIONS!

fog as thick as pea soup.

badly recorded jazz.

doggie's feet that smell like freshly cut grass.

the slam dunk crash of a nikon shutter firing.

[Clytie]

im working the midnights tonite...

i hope im not too bored

i curled my hair today...for both shifts

kevin isnt working :(

arent fractions cute?

[nite_moccasin]

My tire is flat

My clothes are wet

I'm looking out my window

My house is a mess

And yes, fractions are cute

[Clytie]

im working til 7am and then im coming back at noon - i think im nutz

the things you do for $$

i want to go to wisconsin

but i might not... *sighs*

is it just me is pi sexy?

[Large Marge]

Why does Clytie want to go to Wisconsin?

Why can't people just be nice?

If I didn't laugh outloud every day, I'd be in therapy.

What ever happened to The Village People?

What does Nite Moccasin do for a living? (don't lie!)

[tsunamimom]

I need more sleep
My cat gives me scalp massages
Milwaukee is a fun place
My head hurts
Someone has spilled packing peanuts on the table and left them there...

love
Jo

[Clytie]

my friends senior voice recital is in wisconsin (suppost to be on the 19th)

its only one state away

im looking up infomercial stuff online...

lol i love the night nurses

Nite Moccasin--are you indian..that would be kool

[Hermione]

- my neck hurts

- I don't like mushrooms

- I love eating.

- I love my doctor. she is soo nice! I am her favorie patient.

- I sooo want to steal my little file from the doctors

[Clytie]

i need a massaage

my sister is working tonite

i have this incredible urge to lay on the desk and nap

doctors scare me

i want to sing

[Hermione]

- dude.. I need a massage as well.

[Clytie]

they blocked the yahoo page at work

im ticked

5 more hours with NO YIM!

sighs...i think u fell asleep on me

kinda a nice thot...but i still want to talk...

[craig johnston]

i hate maths

apparently there are at least 9 dimensions

cous cous is easy to cook

is there anything to be said for a grey sky?

isn't illinois in between?

[Clytie]

sometimes illinois is not at the heart of everything

math should be enjoyed by all

curly hair is hard to manage in the summer (or so i hear)

i have colored blocks that stack inside of themselves to the left of this computer

i am not at work!!!

[Clytie]

my bosses are wearing matching outfits. this frightens me

goatees make you look 1 of 2 things older or masculine

pigtail braids are cute!

nothing makes you look more awake than eye makeup

IM WEARING MATCHING SOCKS!

[nite_moccasin]

My boss wears a suit like... everyone else at work!

I should grow a goatee

I don't do braids

nothing makes you look more awake than those glasses with wides eyes painted on them

I'M WEARING MATCHING SOCKS TOO!

[craig johnston]

goatees are seriously naff

i dream of matching socks

just listened to a monster track called 'age of punk -daft love'

nothing makes you more awake than pink speed

house of flying daggers!

[Clytie]

did you ever notice that when someones name really is bob...that people kinda hesitate a sec before saying this name like....oh hi...bob...(almost like they are thinking ...who would be named bob...thats crazy) or like...oh ...bob its in room 127...or pt in 131 needs you...umm...bob

like bob is the great unspoken name....u can call someone that all you want...but when u say it to their face....its a lil strange

the medical field uses alot of acronyms

i love white shirts

i feel girly today -- must be the curld hair

[Clytie]

my mom talks really fast--i think i get my chattiness from her

im gonna go cut Timmys hair

Maybe i should visit my uncle

im now more confused than i was before

where is my muffins?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

"cult film" is no longer an indication of quality, it's merely an indication of genre.

it's nice to talk in the evening

ignorance maybe strength, but weakness is sublime

I should have opened the window already

Half of the time we're gone, but we don't know where, and we don't know where

[Hermione]

- i am soo full

- my best friend is my valentine

- my teeth are super white

- i love statistics

[Large Marge]

I'm intrigued by people who love statistics.

I like that Clytie's chatty.

The world would be a kinder place if people didn't succumb to the pack mentality so easily.

We don't hear enough from Klynne.

I will miss trisherina ENORMOUSLY.

[Clytie]

that was 6 things...

i want to meet Klynne :)

i just had a random phone call with a stranger for the past 1/2 hr. that was fun!

im working the midnights again!

beale is back!

[Large Marge]

that was 6 things...

Just as you were typing that, i was fixing it ...

;)

[Clytie]

marge is making me not make sense!

pennies are coppery and fun

im not quite sure what to do with myself

where have all the cowboys gone?

jamie foxx is a rather convincing blind man

[bealeblues]

beale is back!

yeah, the confederate bo-duke jackass is back.....

i'm watching napoleon dynamite

i've had 2 calls from 2 different people in 2 different casinos

my dog wont stop, um, "grooming" himself

i think i'm getting sick again

im restless as hell

[Large Marge]

http://img213.exs.cx/img213/3804/tsunamimom6xr.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Hermione]

Where is Trisherina going?? :(


I will miss trisherina ENORMOUSLY.

[Large Marge]

Where is Trisherina going?? :(


You will have to ask her.

[tsunamimom]

I will miss trisherina ENORMOUSLY.

Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out...

[Large Marge]

Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out...

I'm not the one leaving, you half-witted housewife.

[tsunamimom]

I'm not the one leaving, you half-witted housewife.
What a shame, you're just plain wrong on so many levels....

[Large Marge]

What a shame, you're just plain wrong on so many levels....


And you're just plain dull on so many levels.

[tsunamimom]

but I'm loved by so many people, and have a full and happy life. You, on the other hand, are bitter and hate filled. Get over yourself.

[Large Marge]

but I'm loved by so many people, and have a full and happy life. You, on the other hand, are bitter and hate filled. Get over yourself.

Have you noticed how no one here ever responds to your posts? That's because THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.

Now go away and play with the other little children.

[Hermione]

I like tsunamimom.

[tsunamimom]

Marge - you're in a world of your own. And likely to stay there without professional help.

[Clytie]

wowowow

who blew in on the wrong broom?

what happend to my happy thread?

why are they fighting?

*hugs to everyone*

[Large Marge]

I find it scary that someone as juvenile and petty as tsunamimom has raised four sons.

God knows where they'll end up.

[tsunamimom]

I find it scary that someone as juvenile and petty as tsunamimom has raised four sons.
God knows where they'll end up.

Wrong again - don't you get tired of lying and making stuff up?

[Large Marge]

Wrong again - don't you get tired of lying and making stuff up?


Why yes, especially with all the time I spend with excessive posting so that I can be validated.

I'm so tired ...

[Hermione]

- For my summer trip, I might be going to Washington DC and New York.. :)

- My tummy hurts:(

- I hate being lactose intolerant.

[Clytie]

places to visit list:
florida
new york
wisconsin
minnesota
north carolina

[craig johnston]

^^^^^
ok, but forget wisconsin.

why is there so much fighting about nothing?

what's the story with trisherina?

why doesn't anyone keep to the rules of these threads?

how does clytie survive in the real world?

[Aphrodite]

-teenagers are very difficult to live with

-parenting is very much like walking through a mine field

-personality conflict occurs on-line and lets us all watch

-my daughter crawled in my bed with me last night.

-I slept like a rock

[Clytie]

i survive just fine

what is it that you want to know about? pm me

i like my life...i have it pretty good considering...

ok im just now starting to get tired...

[Avalon]

Why did Marge photoshop a pic of Tsu onto one of herself?

People aren't laughing with Marge, they are laughing at her.

alternate and repeat til you hit five, people.

[topcat]

this used to be a great board

now it has a bad case of diarhea

i thought this was 5 random things not 5 things evey 5 seconds

large marge will post on every and any subject here

2000 posts in 3 months is amazing

[chuckie egg]

topcat is a wanker
repeat as necessary

[priceyfatprude]

^^^^^
ok, but forget wisconsin.Excuse me?

[bealeblues]

that's gonna leave a bruise

[Hermione]

- Arthur Miller passed away the other day :(

- I am learning how to juggle.

- I just ate a mango

[topcat]

topcat is a wanker
repeat as necessary
i am hurt

[Avalon]

Originally Posted by chuckie egg
topcat is a wanker
repeat as necessary

i am hurt
awwww, don't be. You are in great company! I am sure I am one too. :p

[tsunamimom]

I had to fire the senior supervisor's daughter yesterday
Arsenal beat Aston Villa 3 - 1 :)
Ireland beat Scotland 40 - 13 :D
Our deck is becoming a wildlife sanctuary
I want to get rid of all our carpet and get wood floors...

[Clytie]

it rained this morning

i couldnt get out of my drive way because it was covered with ice..the wheels just kept spinning

name variations. Stacey Stacy Staci Stacie Stay-Cee

my mom bought me an brugandy umbrella

i unknowingly wore pink today

[xfox]

gas is $1.83.

my body language will be all verbs today

without nurses, we'd never be cured

the ants aren't here yet

missing the ocean

[chuckie egg]

I made my first bid on ebay this weekend
but someone outbid me
on saturday, I learned how to make a swan out of an apple
I made one
I took a photo

[xfox]

spring is randomly approaching

19 is very young

please don't litter

who is the enemy?

dust settles

[Clytie]

ts sooo slow here this morning and my boss is standing here watching me... ahhhhhhhhhhh

i wish i had thinner legs

i met a person whose first name was Laddaporn (it was a girl)

can you correct lazy eye?

when my phone rings it sounds like an ambulance

[bealeblues]

i woke up in a decent mood but it's declining

my bosses are on the road to baton rouge and they won't stop calling me

i have a cd on my desk that i have no intention of listening to

no chance i do laundry tonight

it's about 75 degrees here. be jealous, yankees and canadians.

[Coffee]

I'm a dork.
I am potentially a sell out dork, but not cheaply.
I'm a potentialy expensive sell out dork waiting for the phone to ring.
I'm a potentialy expensive sell out dork waiting for the phone to ring twice.
The phone hasn't rang yet...did I mention that I'm a dork?

[Clytie]

i went 5 days without coming here

i wish i had a plow on the front of my car

i have 1st degree burns on my face

i have alot of shoes

alias... my new favorite passtime

[I lidbotLl l]

people are stupid
stupid is confusing next to ignorant
both next to me are my advantage
you are your own mess
get off the internet!

[Clytie]

im not sure what the flavor of the airfreshner at my desk is.

the weather does affect your mood!

i wore my name badge today - im so proud of myself

the last thing i saw last nite was my clock glowing 2:57

i want to snowboard again

[chuckie egg]

I want to go snowboarding with Clytie
At work today we did a design that says X25 - upside down it says SeX
I will never drive to Leeds again
Double beds are amazing
I have chilli breath

[craig johnston]

winter sports suck. who wants to lie around in snow?

thankfully, not living in yorkshire it doesn't apply.

dido and anaeas is a nice opera.

jj will sing at 'mr gay berlin' - eat your heart out spartymants

'since i left you, ive found a world so new....'

[Jade]

I'm still undecided about the Phantom of the Opera movie...hmmm

This is my first time using wireless!

I'm supposed to be working on my essay but I'd rather sit here and enjoy the music (in the music hall)

I haven't eaten yet today, this causes me pain...

annnd....theres a photo copy of a 1 dollar bill posted on the wall, sized right and all, is that legal? XD

[Clytie]

i got an invite to go boarding today...had to pass becuz of work *pouts*

drinking cold water raises your matabolism rate

the walls in the hospital are a lovely shade of taupe

just because you wear a nascar jacket doesnt mean your actually a race car driver

i have a hangnail!

[karma_queen]

1. I own a huge box full of black and white photos of marble statues. It was a phase.

2. I've seen the Taj Mahal, and didn't think it quite lived up to the hype.

3. I'm currently in love with Jarvis Cocker

4. My favourite French song is Jeanne Moreau singing Le Tourbillon de la Vie. I pretend to love it because I'm cultured. In fact, I love it because it sounds like she says 'shag' a couple of times.

5. I wish I had bigger eyes, but only so that that way I could fit more eyeliner and mascara around them.

Good enough for you?

[craig johnston]

i spy a girl, i spy a boy

skillfully avoiding the dog turd outside the corner shop

grass is something you smoke, birds are something you shag

take your 'year in provence' and shove it up your aaaaasssssss!

karma queen, i love you.

:)

[karma_queen]

6. i love you too mr johnston!

[Hermione]

I am going to watch The Notebook

I've seen India, and didn't think it quite lived up to the hype.

My English professor is so nice!

I am having enchiladas for dinnerrr!

I am really happy! :)

[Clytie]

i missed one of the two bridal showers this weekend.

the blood gas guy just walked but with a cooler...i wonder if its lunch or something else :eek:

i know what my boss sounds like when she walks up behind me without even looking

i miss my muse!!! :(

my brother will wear a skirt next month

[Clytie]

the skirt looked great on my brother

hazelnut coffee is the best smell in the morning

my dog....is dying

next time dont hog the bed

im getting a haircut!

[RuneT]

I'll be going to Talling in Estonia tomorrow and do the following:

1. Get drunk
2. Get drunk
3. Dance like an idiot
4. Get drunk
5. Getting beaten up for telling them it was not a good idea kicking out the Russians.

[Madmack]

1) Three is not four no matter how many times you count.
2) 5c in the fall is chilly.. in spring it is t-shirt weather.
3) c0:ff:ee:c0:ff:ee is the coolest mac address ever
4) Best reply on the Ipod Shuffle forum :
Question: Without a display, How Am I supposed to know what song is playing?
Answer: Use your ears you idiot..!
5) This (http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/) is an interesting way of informing people of the 'Nigerian 419' scam

[Hermione]

- I have a headache

- I have hay fever

- I'm working on my English paper

- I need more water

- It was hot yesterday

[Clytie]

we had frost this morning!

i am cutting my hair and donating it to Locks of Love

my manicure wore off. it was my first ever...

word of the day rocks!

i got my oil changed... finally

[TinaBina]

I'm wearing hubby's underwear since I have not had time to do my own laundry.

I am really thirsty right now.

I'm also wearing his socks.

On my wall is a banner from the 2000 Boston Marathon, one of three that my friends bought off of the guy hanging them on the lightposts.

My handwriting looks prettier when written with a thin line Sharpie.

[Hermione]

I'm so irritated right now

I'm trying to work on my paper

I only have a few more weeks left and my freshman year is complete!

my hands are cold

desperate housewives is new tonight.. yay!

[Hermione]

- i have a really bad headache right now

- i also have heartburn right now (because of stress)

- I just sneezed.. twice

- i have only written my thesis statement for my paper. it's due on tuesday.

eeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk!!

[Clytie]

i was out til 2am last nite

faux mohawks are so in

there is a doc this month named Robert Kennedy. who does that to their kid?

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was better than i had thot. but it was prolly the company :)

i miss spicy!

[karma_queen]

1. I could perfectly happily live on nutella, although I'd be as big as a house if I did
2. I'd turn lesbian for Bjork
3. My flatmate just ordered mushrooms from a guy called 'Guru Dave'
4. I told my friend that I'd like to be buried with my ipod the other day, and she replied that she worries about me sometimes
5. I have a notebook that I keep by my bed for ideas and thoughts that come to me in the night. Sometimes I'll wake up in the morning and find new things written in there that I've written in my sleep. Things such as: 'Penguins can't fly. Mad!'

[Clytie]

1. today i got german spam over 100 pieces of it...like the english stuff wasnt enuff?

2. im tired---i discussed contraceptives til 3am last nite...

3. i had to park 1/2 mile from my workplace today

4. bright teal and red looks hot together

5. daver is my favorite hippie

[Frieda]

1. today i got german spam over 100 pieces of it...like the english stuff wasnt enuff?

that's Sober, a worm virus

info (http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/analyses/w32sobern.html)

[Hermione]

- i just read a bout the sober worm

- i am studying all day

- i'm hungry

- the first thing i am gonig to do when my exams are over... play sims 2

- i have had sims 2 since christmas but i haven't opened it.

[Brynn]

I should have listened to Clytie's sound advice.

Just sent my resume to apply for a drama teacher position at a high school.

My neighbor Ron, who, in a fit of random rage, cut down all six beautiful plum trees last year that bordered my back fence just told me he's started AA, and has been struggling with a meth problem.

My husband just upgraded his cell phone and now has a cooler one than mine.

There's this recluse guy named Steve who calls me long distance once a month to play the latest song he's written, and to ramble incoherently about Charles Bronson and Stanley Kubrick. He reminds me a little of Lidbot, whose posts I enjoy.

[Hermione]

- i hope you get the job brynn! :) i took drama in high school.. fun stuff

[gigi]

~Divorces suck

~Sugargliders, while adorable (to some), are mean as ****.

~I don't own sugargliders

~Whiteboards make my boss feel important.

~I fear tetherballs

[karma_queen]

1. my favourite thing at the moment is seeing people running for buses. sometimes i like to run for buses myself, so other people can have the pleasure, and i have put my bit back into society

2. i went to a bar tonight that had dustbins for tables

3. i love russian accents. one day i'm going to go to russia, and be in my element

4. my first crush was fred astaire at the age of 5. i still have a bit of a soft spot for him

5. i am an ebayaholic. i currently have my eye on a 1970s ice bucket. in the shape of a pineapple.

[Hermione]

i love pineapples

[Clytie]

1. i too have ebay-itis...i am currently bidding on 33 things. i check in every 28 minutes

2. Brynn talk to me

3. people running for buses is funny. unless its you.

4. i may have a twin

5. i will know if i am goin to florida by friday *crosses fingers really wants to go*

[Hermione]

- i hope clytie goes to florida!

- tired

- happy to be home

- sick of studying

edit- holy moly.. 33 things! what are they?

[Clytie]

1. my fun nurses are working today
2. katie used to smoke but she kicked he habit--so can you!
3. cardboard is now used instead of packing peanuts
4. packing peanuts are edible
5. i havent grown taller since i was 11

[Hermione]

dude! same here!


5. i havent grown taller since i was 11

[Clytie]

1. watched batman begins last night
2. im sure (number 1 ) is evident by my other posts
3. did *he* have larangitis? his bat voice was hoarse
4. still think hes the hottest bat
5. this week is party week! :eek: