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craig johnston
09-29-2005, 08:08 PM
falling into a bra maybe?
;)
karma_queen
09-29-2005, 08:10 PM
i guess it works both ways - i've never done that ^ we're even dinzdale :)
craig johnston
09-29-2005, 08:16 PM
be happy you're living where and when you are!

:)
LadyCrow
09-29-2005, 08:23 PM
When investigating an unknown clear liquid substance inside a bottle, do not spray it into your hand, hold it up to your face & sniff it. It may turn out to be ammonia, & it will not be a fun time.

Doh!

:rolleyes:
dddrum
09-30-2005, 05:25 AM
Starve a koala, feed a retriever.
dinzdale
10-11-2005, 12:54 PM
ALCOHOLICS: don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices
dinzdale
10-11-2005, 12:55 PM
SINGLE MEN: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Koehl's with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
Malmal11787
10-11-2005, 01:14 PM
If going to your car and the phone rings, dont forget that you put your stuff on top of the car so that you could get into it. Do not pull away with your purse, your books, and your binder on top of the car!!
glasshouse
10-14-2005, 06:09 AM
Play like an all-star
Party like a rock star
Shag like a porn star

Always carry a raincoat. You never know when it could rain.
glasshouse
10-14-2005, 06:10 AM
Switch from mayonaise (sp?) to veganaise.
glasshouse
10-14-2005, 06:14 AM
SINGLE MEN: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Koehl's with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

SINGLE WOMEN: Drive through the Koehl's parking lot (if it has one) and stridently grab the attention of young men who are waiting outside the door with their groceries contriving singleness. Shoot them a familiar and understanding glance and then offer them a ride home. Could work best on rainy days.
Marcus Bales
10-14-2005, 08:10 AM
Single Women:

Don't pick those guys with groceries up! Is that what you need, a guy without a car who can't remember when his girlfriend said she'd be there?
priceyfatprude
10-15-2005, 01:48 AM
Don't work 4 10 hour days in a row. Your eyeballs will wonder wtf. Your bed will look really re he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeally nice @ 11:47PM on a ****ing Friday night.
trisherina
12-29-2005, 02:07 AM
WOMEN OF CHILDBEARING AGE:

Spawn only with men (or cull sperm donors only) scoring overall 130 or below on the WAIS-R.