The describe the person above you thread

[rmr]

has a good name yes

[zero]

^ pulverized by this latest thing

[trisherina]

future keeper of border collies

[rmr]

sexAy hot yellow big boots^^^

[craig johnston]

gorgeous, sophisticated, one smart chick.

[Marcus Bales]

he beat me to it

[craig johnston]

he's less quick to fawn.

[rmr]

^^ feeds the attention whore *heart*^^^


:D :p :D :p

[dinzdale]

^ needs a change of underwear

[rmr]

^ wants me so very badly

[dinzdale]

^ Girls Gone Wild Part XII

[rmr]

tits pervert tits pervet pervert

[dinzdale]

^ pushing her religeon on me

[beckstra]

lover of the sheep.

[dinzdale]

^ still the original and genuine

[trisherina]

expresses self without sock puppets

[melissa]

Mothering skills do inspire me.

[tsunamimom]

^^survivor, getting back on track^^^

[melissa]

Knows what's important in life.

[rmr]

owner of new glasses phone^^

[craig johnston]

^^^^
hardly concerned with material goods

[rmr]

wishing for lots of money^^^

[craig johnston]

^^^^^
have you got some spare?

edit -sorry, supposed to describe:

very generous with her cash

[rmr]

owner of nice tee shirt

[melissa]

lives in best city ever.

[craig johnston]

^^
rather live where she lives

[melissa]

stranger in a strange land.

[craig johnston]

^^^^^
a very smart cookie indeed!

:)

[melissa]

knows how to flatter ladies!!

[JesusTitties]

enjoys oranges

[rmr]

good time haver party boy

[Marcus Bales]

how does she know that?

[rmr]

^^ buns of steel irish flu

[zenbabe]

^Is an alternate medicine type

[melissa]

Enjoys booze and puffing herb.

[rmr]

^^^ really gets me earth baby

[zenbabe]

^^locked, cocked two smoking barrels

[melissa]

knows how to call it!

[JesusTitties]

has large breasts

[zero]

^ has large breasts as well

[karma_queen]

is located in a bubble

[Marcus Bales]

with or without large breasts?

[trisherina]

poet laureate with his limericks

[zenbabe]

knows how to work it

[funkytuba]

^husband makes good carne asada

[melissa]

Devoted family man in Cali.

[lapietra]

^always seems to have been the last person to post in this thread when I visit :p

[craig johnston]

doesn't get the rules yet!

[trisherina]

secretly dabbles in Bavarian cuisine

[zero]

^that grace that elegance affords

[craig johnston]

^^^
altogether a downright good egg

[madasacutsnake]

^^

likes a bum burning sausage

[zenbabe]

^^five dollah make you hollah

[JesusTitties]

slut

[melissa]

Cooks bacon in the nude.

[Marcus Bales]

writes poetry, but washes afterwards

[Coffee]

A relentless Gonzo multi limerickist

[craig johnston]

the mad hatter's coffee party

[Marcus Bales]

not innocent as he looks

[priceyfatprude]

cleveland steamer gives mad props

[lapietra]

doesn't get the rules yet!

d'oh! :o

[madasacutsnake]

probably should go cook something

[zenbabe]

probably did go cook something

[craig johnston]

^^^^
may start going to church

[zenbabe]

^^^ new CD out, coming soon!

[Max Headroom]

^^^ Averages over 10 posts a day

[craig johnston]

^^^^^
a secretive figure skating champ?

[shmitty]

music lover

[zenbabe]

Saves old sperm in refergirator

[shmitty]

psychic

[craig johnston]

black and blue not beaten

[Clytie]

cutest little devil i know

[trisherina]

cherishes "My Little Pony" collection

[craig johnston]

^^^^^
is very naughty in church

[Clytie]

super star with cute wife

[Marcus Bales]

doesn't trust anyone over 50

[craig johnston]

a philosophical poet from ohio

(not an oxymoron)

[priceyfatprude]

dont know him very well

[zero]

don't look in her pajama bag

[priceyfatprude]

dont look at the penguins!

[craig johnston]

^^^^^^
the ultimate don of dons! ;)

(unmarked bills please zero)

[karma_queen]

is a rhinestone cowboy

[priceyfatprude]

nobody can count but me



love the new avatar, baby

[craig johnston]

she's kinda wacky, kinda crude.

[melissa]

Jumps right into new situations!

[zenbabe]

jumps up and down twice!

[craig johnston]

^^^^^
damaged goods (been snogged already)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

often confused with craig johnson

[craig johnston]

stealth, cunning, odour of fox

[Marcus Bales]

doesn't quite get the fox

[zero]

^less shy than at first

[Marcus Bales]

He's "Les Shy, Private Eye"

[trisherina]

Has listened to Warren Zevon

[Max Headroom]

Is terrified of her oven

[zero]

^not the original max headroom

[Marcus Bales]

Rankine, Celsius, Kelvin, Fahrenheit, Reaumur?

[craig johnston]

from ohio, but quite intelligent

[madasacutsnake]

^^

doesn't need a basket anymore

[melissa]

inserts finger up men's bumbums.

[Zaftig]

^^^
100% PURE SUGAR :cool:

[melissa]

Crossed borders for true love!!

[Marcus Bales]

Crossed Border's for "True Love"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

man with the golden pun

[madasacutsnake]

^^
limerick writer with big spoiler

[craig johnston]

there is no worse nurse

[madasacutsnake]

^^

has not met many nurses

[craig johnston]

none like you for sure

;)

[Marcus Bales]

admires the fox's big spoiler

[craig johnston]

he is getting very cheeky

[Marcus Bales]

He's skating on thin ice.

[madasacutsnake]

^^

ambidactylous thread starter poster pleaser

[shmitty]

witty, clever, and a bit a harsh at times

[sparticle]

quotes my favorite sci-fi author

[trisherina]

endearing and worthy of respect

[sparticle]

another of my favorite people

[tsunamimom]

makes original, fabulous, sparkly things!

[Clytie]

caring big hearted southern girl

[daverbee]

Energetic, happy, good friend, apprentice geezer.

[Clytie]

i got 6 words! ;)

best loveable old guy ever

[melissa]

Home-schooled, works in hospital.

[Zaftig]

^^
has cool/unique fashion sense

[melissa]

best karaoke dj in canada!!

[madasacutsnake]

^^

nice to clients despite job

[Zaftig]

^^
Wonder Woman in disguise

[madasacutsnake]

^^

wondrous ability to start over

[zenbabe]

^^ mad as a cut snake

[Clytie]

have you changed your av today?

[zenbabe]

^^^ shouldn't really need to ask

[Marcus Bales]

knows who zefrank really is

[zenbabe]

^^ aspires to be a stalker

[Clytie]

looks great in red

[daverbee]

*Cartwheeler*!

[craig johnston]

he likes a twangy guitar

[zero]

^meaty beaty big and bouncy

[12"razormix]

perfect

[craig johnston]

nina hagen's lost love child

[melissa]

fantasizes about someone in Arizona

[craig johnston]

makes up stuff about me

;)

[melissa]

Troubadour, knows how to woo.

[Clytie]

sweetest lil honeybee o fun

[zenbabe]

^ lives too far away to stalk

[RuneT]

poor choice in underwear

[zero]

.


^his middle name is teh
http://www.astronerdboy.com/comic-strips/images/toons/hagar1.gif


.

[xfox]

^^good humored, creative, intellectual and spirited in a good way.

[zenbabe]

^ unregistered sex offender

[NimbleMarmoset]

^ ^ ^ needs IT help. . . quick-like

http://www.digitaldownfall.com/humor/Images/Microsoft/MS%20Frustration.jpg

[Clytie]

^wont give up her shoe fetish

[venusupnorth]

She likes to torture her patients at work and looks good with her glasses on :)

[priceyfatprude]

girl cant count to five

[Willow Sylph]

Strong willed, quick-tongued woman.

[lapietra]

Excellent mom, loves horses, fun to party with. :)

[Coffee]

Forgot rules in first post :p

(explicit note to bumped-old-thread contributees...since subtlety seems to have failed...Post #1 requested that Exactly 5 words be used to describe the person above, how soon we forget :o )

[Gatsby]

^appears weary of thread bumpers^

[lapietra]

Forgot rules in first post :p

(explicit note to bumped-old-thread contributees...since subtlety seems to have failed...Post #1 requested that Exactly 5 words be used to describe the person above, how soon we forget :o )

okie-doke... :o

WS: excellent mom, loves horses, helpful. :)

Coffee: hatmaker extraordinaire, sleeps on boats.

Gats: multitalented brainy law school graduate.

[craig johnston]

slightly ditsy but good heart

[karma_queen]

he's one old skool dude. far out! ;)

[zenbabe]

^^^ sends me dirty pm's

[trisherina]

not ready to stop smoking

[karma_queen]

meatloaf lookalike 1996 regional winner

[craig johnston]

a classy bit of crumpet

[jasmina]

sexy British DJ in Germany

[karma_queen]

craig j's number one fan

[Gatsby]

hey, is that raquel welch?

[karma_queen]

^ doesn't know the difference between raquel welch and bridgette bardot....

it is bridgette, isn't it?

[dinzdale]

Picky, picky, picky.
Especailly about half naked tarts.

[Gatsby]

unpicky about half naked tarts

[dinzdale]

Very thirsty legal beaver. :)

[trisherina]

Often mistaken for Posh Spice.

[jasmina]

flirtiest avatar in the world

[Max Headroom]

Very catty

[dinzdale]

Canadian ice dance champion, eh?

[Coffee]

Ends Up in oddest places.

[Gatsby]

maker of magnificent pomegranate jellies

[Jack Flanders]

Now she is a woman (me too)

[karma_queen]

prefers creme brulee to kebabs when drunk

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ ??? Who me? What the frick does that mean? Give me a bag of Fritos or popcorn.

[zenbabe]

^ enjoys a good rogering now and again

[Jack Flanders]

Now she is a woman (me too)

I meant girl to woman and I went that route ,too. frickin' geeze. Get over the male name. I'm a female!!! I like the name Jack Flanders. Look it up on the web. A good radio show. Jeeze!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ OK crazy lady up there.

[Jack Flanders]

Thank God it is Friday!.....

[Gatsby]

likes to post random non-describers

[craig johnston]

a permanent state of shock

[Master_Jedi]

he has flame powers

[jasmina]

young star wars fan extraordinaire

[red]

original thinker

[Master_Jedi]

name describes an evil mean commie

[Max Headroom]

Quick with a light sabre

[zenbabe]

^ cancelled his wedding for a bar crawl

[Max Headroom]

^ Thinks that is a problem ^

[Master_Jedi]

i love his show

[zenbabe]

^^^ Is so to the mmmmmmmMaxxxx!

[Master_Jedi]

loves lollypops

[karma_queen]

one witty kiddywink :)

[Max Headroom]

Enjoys having sex for breakfast

[jasmina]

seems to _glide_ through life

[Master_Jedi]

her cat hates evry1

[Marcus Bales]

won't say how he knows

[craig johnston]

knows lots of long words

[karma_queen]

makes me jealous with his choice of breakfast

[craig johnston]

still can't count to five

[karma_queen]

has a mole that resembles doris day

[craig johnston]

has an overactive imagination sometimes

[karma_queen]

speaks the truth

[Zeismyhero]

has a lovely avatar and seems to be a very nice, quite intelligent individual...

[Gatsby]

a much girlier Les Demoiselles d'Avignon

[Zeismyhero]

Speaks in a language I hope to one day understand.

(In the meantime, can you tell me what you said?!) :)

[Zeismyhero]

I looked it up - now I know!

[Gatsby]

Speaks in a language I hope to one day understand.

(In the meantime, can you tell me what you said?!) :)

Your avatar reminded me of Picasso's famous cubist rendering of the French prostitutes:

http://www.redactions.com/images/Les%20Demoiselles%20d'Avignon.jpg

[karma_queen]

either knows a lot about picasso or about french prostitutes

[Master_Jedi]

she is a french prostitute hee hee

[Jack Flanders]

Think MJ's a little excited!

[Master_Jedi]

i think flanderz needs a new tree

[Jack Flanders]

You need a project. Save the Universe, Master J.

[xfox]

Jack Flanders fares well on the farm, justly with fellows far and near, but mostly fun when she cultures here.

[lapietra]

always foxy so say us

[Master_Jedi]

has a gerbil cat squirrel and i ate him

[Max Headroom]

He can't count to five

[Master_Jedi]

he cant count how many times his progr gr gram stu tu tters

[priceyfatprude]

Still can't count to five.

[Jack Flanders]

She outed the mathmatical dumb-ass.

[priceyfatprude]

landscaper mama fits right in

[trisherina]

breaking through the third wall

[dinzdale]

Alien vampire sex vixen,... probably

[zero]

^told me he's a naturist

[dinzdale]

^ not even a real greengrocer

[zero]

^ once jailed for gynecology fraud

[dinzdale]

^ spilled Fanta on his anorak

[zero]

yes it is a wig

[Zeismyhero]

^ Has the name zero, but is actually quite valuable...

[Master_Jedi]

taught me how to count to 5

[Max Headroom]

Neither can count to five

[Master_Jedi]

ta ta taught mme me me t t t to st st st stutter

[priceyfatprude]

wanna eat my taco bob?

[Master_Jedi]

i can take things (s)he says very pervetadly

[ambo]

should try using his fingers

[Master_Jedi]

try using my fingers for what, and she is a canine, not feline

[Max Headroom]

Should really read this post (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showpost.php?p=254278&postcount=1)

[priceyfatprude]

ice skating preggo porn purveyor

[zero]

Should really read this post (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showpost.php?p=254278&postcount=1)

^ now he's moderating this thread

[priceyfatprude]

i am a girl sweetie

[zero]

i am a girl sweetie

the dust and the screaming

[priceyfatprude]

god loves his children...yeah

[zero]

that’s it ma'am


you’re leaving






.

[priceyfatprude]

ambition makes you look pretty ;)

[zero]

^owns fun-having pyjama case

[Max Headroom]

Wishes that he could moderate

[Master_Jedi]

im so sry mighty master

[Master_Jedi]

.and im not the only one

[Brynn]

needs (g)bf, tries very hard

[Master_Jedi]

needs to realize im male