friday in our very own pub thraed

[Frieda]

super mariotorola

[Brynn]

(cough!) (cough!) (cough!)
I'll have (sniff) (hack) a (cough!) hot toddy please....I hope it's not self-service today (cough!)

[brightpearl]

TIP didn't even make it to teh bra this time.

http://photofile.name/photo/fishki_net/3637159/80782539.jpg

Not that I'm casting aspersions. I have a pastry problem myself.

[Stephi_B]

HOT winterish drinks available from now on again in your very Friday bra!!!!

Like
http://www.beyondwonderful.com/images/recipes/beverages_hot_buttered_rum_300x450.jpg

& you can also get an extra-pair of socks
http://zeneedle.typepad.com/zeneedle_process_of_art/images/2008/02/17/crazyhotflashmonkeysocksinzengarden.jpg


as it might be that warm feet have a positive effect on blooteredness!!

[brightpearl]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/352356530_295e92883c.jpg

I dunno.
Somehow I still feel a draft.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

there are numerous ways to keep one's feet warm...
http://www.hurstwic.org/history/articles/daily_living/pix/warm_feet.jpg
or burnt.

[Frieda]

i took a head strat thris morning

i was alredy wearing pink socks before i went to work

and i think i had a head start at the br atoo

[Frieda]

~~ THE BRA IS OPEN ~~

and it's self-service today-- see you when i'm blootered!

[zero]

... it's self-service ...


we will leave the correct money in the honesty-box

[12"razormix]

leave the correct money in the honesty-box

http://www.llamamoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/strippers-dollar-bills-g-string.jpg

[zero]

^i can't help noticing the correlation between arse sizes and $amounts




thus proving the old adage "her arse was her fortune"

[12"razormix]

arse size

:mad: :mad:

HONESTY-BOX size!

[zero]

i'm trying really hard not to say something about only having loose-change

[12"razormix]

you're not doing a good-job, honey!

[zero]

aww lesley..


do you feel a thong coming on?!

[12"razormix]

http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/images/ex_sexytime.jpg

[zero]

my loose change jangles in my pockets for you

[zero]

o well zormix must be away to hers bedtime





nevermind though i'll just slip it into her honesty-box while she's seeping



i hope it doesnie give her a DISTRUBING DREAM

[brightpearl]

seeping boxes?
:eek:
Well, I'M certainly going to have distrubing dreams.
:mad:

[lukkucairi]

I just gave my loose change away to a trick or treater shilling for UNICEF -

now I read this thread and I am DISTRUBED.

:eek:

[lukkucairi]

ok now I am re-rubed and relieved

http://clackhi.nclack.k12.or.us/physics/projects/experiments/2000/Rube%20Goldberg/rube_napkin.gif

TANK U TO TEH INTERNETZ

[brightpearl]

Didn't anyone ever tell you not to dis-rube in a public bra?

Lulu's going to be on Girls Gone Wild.

[Frieda]

i am about to smokme the best cigarette in 4 years

yessss :)

[Frieda]

and what;s all these coins doing here on the floor

[Frieda]

im always last to clean up after you fwking pigs throwing around money & sexy dances

booo

[MoJoRiSin]

pigs dances and money

what the hey are you taling avout Frieda?

[Frieda]

don tu know about he secret pig dancing society

its a secret pig dancing sociuety

they pay mney for your arse

[MoJoRiSin]

t u for filling me in Frieda

as per usual, i am an outsider..... :(

[Stephi_B]

G'(whatever-time-o-day-you-have-now-or-later) Ladies & Gentlemen!!

:)

Inspired by the Novemberry Praty I attended yesternight at another etablissement,
I brought you berries today, for example these:
http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/19/tundra-berries_7052.jpg

As a thoughtful bratender, I soaked half of them in 'spiritual liquids' such as vodka and rum, but due to a slight hangover I do no longer remember which ones I put in which bowl.... Just try out & be berry!

;)

[Stephi_B]

Ah, I also got for youse something like this:

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:)

[Brynn]

Thanks, doc. All very nice until somebody throws a hip out.
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[brightpearl]

T'was a nice thought stephi, but it reminded me that I have to write a 10 page, single spaced paper on berries within the next couple of weeks.

It sounds like a joke, doesn't it?
Alas.
Maybe it would help to have some elderberry wine.
http://www.scottishquality.com/catalogue/product_images/cairn_wines/th_elderberry.jpg

[brightpearl]

Is the bra open?

I'm looking to buy some Skittles.

[lukkucairi]

ooh, no skittles...

http://www.historicroyalpalaces.com/images/SKU5060000960822.jpg

...but we're having a pinewood derby down at the VFW this evening - everyone's invited :)

http://www.ao.com/~regan/pinewood/track5.jpg

[brightpearl]

I need some warm milk.

And my blankie.
I need my blankie.

[Frieda]

dude. i just survived the family xmas party at my place. i don't have warm milk, but my cousin's gf makes a mean chocolate cake.. it's in the fridge.. or you could try the fruit punch, it has the sudden extra punch aftermath because my aunt used a double dose of all the liquors in her cabinet :D

[brightpearl]

M'kay I'll take some cake.

Thanks.
:o

[Frieda]

here you go:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2366/1826191751_b0e6e5deaf.jpg

looks good, doesn't it? :)

[brightpearl]

Yes, it does.
Are those cherries?
I like cherries.

[brightpearl]

And maybe I will have a cup of that punch after all. :o

You know, for medicinal purposes.
I have laryngitis.

[Frieda]

mm cherries and a bit of cream!

oh, laryngitis? then there's only one solution, this nice bottle of port i have right here :) warm, fruity and a little bit oaky too.. use 2 small glasses at least once a day ;)


feel better soon! *hugs*

[Stephi_B]

It's never too early (or too late for that matter) to start drinking & singing :D

http://www.finestandrarest.com/sitebuilder/images/Jamaican-Cache-I-65KB-656x322.jpg

♫ ♪ ♫

What shall we do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning?

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in bed with the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Take him and shake him and try and wake him, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Make him kiss the gardeners daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the scupper with a hosepipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the longboat til he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Keep him there and make him paler, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the pickle barrel til he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the grog barrel til hes pickled, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Throw him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hang him from the mast like a jolly roger, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Soak him in oil til hes grown flippers, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Keelhaul him til hes sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the brig until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Set him polishing up the brasswork, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

'Round with the rum and scotch and whiskey, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

God Speed, The whales are comin', (3x)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Go to the market and buy some apples, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hang him from the yardarm til he dangles, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Scratch his back with a Cat o' Nine Tails, (3×)
Early in the morning

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Have seen the captain's daughter? (2×)
Early in the morning!

Have you smelled the captain's daughter? (1×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the Head with his skivies on backwards, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the hull with an angry weasel, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoist him aboard with a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning!

♫ ♪ ♫

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Coffee, you better not get drunk here today...

http://www.coffeelab.com/coffee/coffee_roaster.jpg

Drink this. Quick!

[Stephi_B]

Ah, coffee, that's a good idea *hicks*
'tis rum is nice 'n old 'n all, a real treasure it is!, but damn cold,
so let's see here's the coffee recipe:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/GAN/GOR-068~Irish-Coffee-Posters.jpg

:) *innocent-drunken smile*

[brightpearl]

I have a conversation hangover.

Hair o' the dog maybe...
Bratender, a banana-tungsten martini, please.
Not shaken, stirred very gently.
Actually, don't stir it at all. It would probably be better to rely on Brownian motion.

[Stephi_B]

Aye-aye, can be arranged Mylady La Perla :)


http://www.daviddarling.info/images/tungsten_filament.jpg

http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/pictures/bananas/banana_art_01.jpg

http://www.addictionnetwork.co.uk/images/Gin bottle.jpg

http://www.berniehubert.com/images/vermouth1s.jpg


.... now let's wait!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Just one more galss...

http://www.lakechelanwinevalley.com/images/site_graphics/red_wine_in_marching_glasses.jpg

[Stephi_B]

Ah, the galsz are here!
http://www.streetswing.com/histmai2/gif/vrevue.gif

:)

*climbs down into wine cellar for Nachschub*

[brightpearl]

Thanks Stephi.
Knew I could count on a chemistry buff.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Is it the wine or do I see ten galsez here? And what's a lady doing here? Fetching some more wine?

[brightpearl]

She was getting her hat.
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[Stephi_B]

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1555/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1555R-88007.jpg

*coming up covered with cobwebbies*

10 more galsz!! Ah, just in time to taste another treasure I found! :)

(Many galsz now, oioioi, gotta clean some galss)

[Stephi_B]

Yeah! Hatses!!

:D

(Is it acceptable to drink wine from hatses if clean glasses have run out?

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/15619_large.jpg)

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

In the current state of matters it matters not whether the galses are clean...

[brightpearl]

I think y'all have had enough.
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Didn't realize Ysa was a brunette.

[Stephi_B]

Hatses & matters & galszes & monkeys!!

You make a simple braglass .... er galsz.... very happy :)

[brightpearl]

I heard eating cheesecake is a good way to sober up.
http://www.ilovefundraising.com/catalog/images/classic-cheesecakes-lg.jpg

Little-known but entirely dependable fact.

[brightpearl]

We should see if we can get Professor Gigglyhead drunk enough to lick his fingers.
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[Stephi_B]

Mmh, I'd have a train to catch, but can I leave you 10+ galz and the bra alone?

Ah, I think I can :D

(when did we last pay the insurance fee for this thinga-do-and-drink-another-one etablissement....
can't rememeber.... anyway, I really gotta pee now....
I wonder whether they can hear my inner dialogues?....
pah, that's bullshit, like telekinesis & stuff, I only believe in the cards!)

[Frieda]

hello? hello? hello?

[brightpearl]

Hiiiiiiii Frieda!
You came in on the right night...it's only a one banana cover charge.

[Frieda]

aw no.. i only have a pineapple cover with me :(

[brightpearl]

Yer mailbox is full, btw, but have a cuppa before you go clean it out.

Hey, no problem...pineapples are worth at least five bananas.

[brightpearl]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2733425837_4a48d465db.jpg

boogity boogity boogity!!

[Frieda]

:eek: could we please keep the eyeball density low until i finish my bottle of wine




and the box is a bit more empty now i think

[brightpearl]

Oh noes! I didn't think about how that was an alarming eyeball post, was going for teh boogity tiki post.

[Frieda]

gimme some hula then :D

[brightpearl]

I thought you'd never ask.
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[Jack Flanders]

http://www.animationmountain.com/images/hula.gif someone better get him home -he's had enough. oh god!!! play pearly's hula song with this image. hahaha!!

[brightpearl]

I'm pretty sure Brynn is in this film.
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[Stephi_B]

It's not yet Friday, no? :-/

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

No, but somebody ought to do something with it. Bratender, I pray, fix me a Friday.

[12"razormix]

http://z.about.com/d/cocktails/1/0/l/6/-/-/Jazz_collins.jpg

here be one for yoo - slainte!

[zero]

slainte mohr & pass me one of those icecubes^ in our special way

[zero]

:mad: hurry up it's melting

[12"razormix]

:rolleyes:

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/2490782098_095df907e8.jpg
Cheeerz!

[zero]

cheers ysa - excuse me but i think you might have impaled yours tonsils on that wee sword

[12"razormix]

congratulations to an operation well done!
http://www.greensmilies.com/smile/smiley_emoticons_steckenpferd.gif

[zero]

they're seeping be in their slovakias now


(ysa's recovering from her d.i.y. tonsilectomy-in-a-glass)

[12"razormix]

god bless her. she's so brave. http://planetsmilies.net/ill-violated-dead-smiley-4663.gif

[zero]

i'm brave too you know zormix




they might not be tonsils btw

[zero]

och




now zormix has gone to seep in her asokos




woe is me

[Stephi_B]

Woe er who am I? :confused: And is it Friday yet? :confused: And can I have tnosils, too? I've lost mine here some time ago.... :o .... or was it something else? :confused:

[brightpearl]

Garcon!
A gin and tonsils, please.

[lukkucairi]

^you can have mine for garnish - had the rotten things yanked in 2005 so they must be nice and seasoned by now

it's hump-day and I am in need of a humpty beverage. egg cream anyone?

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/assets/photos/30/26/30_26_peterpanbakery_z.jpg

[brightpearl]

Nope, I need some coffee.
School is back in...17 hrs, 2 writing intensives, 2 labs. Tired. Very tired.
:o

[Stephi_B]

Upon manifold demand:

I am proud to open the Kaffeehaus Korner today
http://www.domaene-dahlem.de/museum/pics/cafe einstein_2002.jpg
and it is open whenever you like, and there's new newspapers.... sometimes
& lookit at that machine
http://www.vision-photos.de/bilder_hotels/restaurants_090_big.jpg
for your caffeine deluxe double dose

:)

[brightpearl]

*gurgle*
Bless you. I'll get the IV started for myself stat.

Here, I got you some of those new Sasha and Malia dolls. They're all the rage.
http://media.charlotteobserver.com/smedia/2009/01/22/09/Obama_Daughters_Dolls.sff.embedded.prod_affiliate. 138.jpg

[Brynn]

^ oh my oh my I don't know whether to be delighted or horrified

[Stephi_B]

I pour myself now the ritual G&T
with interesting effects
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/106/306997566_762c7a4877.jpg

Mmmmm..... :)


Anyone else, the same or anything else?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.baileys.com/Resources/en-gb/images/summer08/mint.gif

Bailey's with mint for today.

[brightpearl]

I'll just have a coffee and some excedrin please, bratender.
When does the klesmer band get here?


^ oh my oh my I don't know whether to be delighted or horrified


Ooooooh! I know I know I know!
Ask me!!!

[Stephi_B]

^The klezmer band has cancelled..... :(

But! :) I ran into a famous Russian ska band at the very airport I should have met the klezmer dudes, and they just came back from Cuba and now they're here:

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[Stephi_B]

So and now I need the ritual three vodki (good against oncoming cold, good to enhance oncoming sentimentality, good for many things....)

http://blog.mukodu.com/images/2008/07/wodka-1.png

[brightpearl]

^ Oh, but the little water, she is a cruel mistress...

[Stephi_B]

^Not if you drink of her no more than 3 (glasses! small ones!!), or maybe 4.... :o But that was it I gave her no more of my soul ;)

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.baileys.com/Resources/en-gb/images/summer08/mint.gif

Bailey's with mint for today.

me too!!! yummm. or chocolate-mint soda!!!

[Pixie Cherries]

Stephi, thank you for the music. It's wonderful.

[Stephi_B]

^:):) please!!

[Stephi_B]

Lookit, lookit, what I've found (I know it ain't Friday.... but you have to see NOW!):

photomicrography of cocktails (http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/cocktails/index.html) and beers (http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/beershots/index.html)

:):):):)


I'll just have rum and cola
http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/cocktails/images/rumandcola.jpg
for a start....

*humming happily*

[Stephi_B]

I'll mocca me now

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Zubereitung_mokka.jpg/600px-Zubereitung_mokka.jpg

& you're invited, I'll mocca you too!

:)

[12"razormix]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/10/11168160_d84c44db94_o.jpg

[zero]

i'm not buying your sorry arse a beer!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad:

[12"razormix]

c'mere..

[zero]

no you c'mere

[12"razormix]

but i AM here! :mad:

YOU!

come..



( here )


:mad: :mad:

[zero]

k i suggest we meet halfway


how about inside that wee snowstrom

[Brynn]

good band today...
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[12"razormix]

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[12"razormix]

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[Frieda]

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[Stephi_B]

♪♫ Friday I'm in love ♫♪ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSmfNxmaQHc)

;)

[zero]

^on my morning rounds the other day i came across this graphic someone's done of it

- here:


http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/friday-im-in-love.jpg

[Stephi_B]

^ :) :D :)

[Stephi_B]

Mr Zerö, do you wanna join me and have something hot now with stars at the bottom
http://apresski.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/hot-toddy.jpg

?
:)

[zero]

ok then... i suppose choking on stars on the floor of an imaginary pub after sustaining multiple tonsil lacerations is a fitting enough way for me to die

[Stephi_B]

You ain't talking about dying on this here imaginary pub floor which I just wiped in my imagination?
And you see this note I pinned on the entrance door this morning:

Please leave your tonsils outside to avoid irritations.
Thank you!

The management

(In the event of a breach of this obligation any possibly
occurring "Sternschaden" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP8ze2hPkNQ) (harm done by or in relation
with stars) is totally within your own responsibility,
and you can kiss the managment's star -- starwise)

[Stephi_B]

As rules are there to be broken you can bring your tonsils inside
(don't shout that out aloud to everyone though!),
and I make you something else of stars which will not hurt them:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/3156919242_6807e95cf3.jpg

And with glitter and candle and all PiPaPo

....mmm?

:)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Someone's tonsils are blocking my tonsils out in the tonsil park, so I'll have to stay for another one.

Now come on zero get off the floor and tell us your problems...

[zero]

glitter and candle and all PiPaPo


PiPaPo? ...PiPaPo!? :D what is PiPaPo?


let me guess - it's the sound that rice krispies make in your germanies?

they go PiPaPo, no? :D



... Someone's tonsils are blocking my tonsils out in the tonsil park ... zero get off the floor and tell us your problems...

bad luck hyafox - let me buy you a drink. after what you've been through with your getting blocked by tonsils you must be in need of one. that's terrible, so it is. i can fully empathise too because just last week i was blocked in by avril lavigne's frittata pans.

[Stephi_B]

PiPaPo? ...PiPaPo!? :D what is PiPaPo?


let me guess - it's the sound that rice krispies make in your germanies?

they go PiPaPo, no? :D




Of course they do!! :D Unless it's some PiPiFax (http://dictionary.reverso.net/german-english/Pipifax) brand ;)

But not only rice krispies can come with PiPaPo (http://dictionary.reverso.net/german-english/Pipapo)!

[zero]

well that's a pretty useful word although i'm slightly disappointed because i was so sure PiPaPo would mean snap crackle and pop in your germanies

[Frieda]

hiii

oh hang on-- i think i stepped into something outside the pub

[zero]

^ ★ ¿ why are you late ? ★ thread


o no did you step in some PiPaPo?

[Frieda]

i don't know

it looks like some sort of goo

[Stephi_B]

well that's a pretty useful word although i'm slightly disappointed because i was so sure PiPaPo would mean snap crackle and pop in your germanies

I'm sorry :( but! :) you can play with PiPaPo (http://www.wichtelladen.de/haba-pipapo-greifling-aus-holz.html)

[Frieda]

i am sorry to inform you that somebody's tonsil has been smeared out under my boot heel

[Stephi_B]

^That's just pipifax you got there, no tonsils (puh! we had luck!)

Now throw off them boots & let's get the praty started :)

[Frieda]

no i must wait a bit because my eyeballs were doused in belladonna and my pupils are sucking up all the light in this unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy

[zero]

yeh TO HELL WITH TONSILS - we laugh in the face of danger

[Stephi_B]

^^ouch :(

But you will join us
http://web.nmsu.edu/~pauberve/sailjpgs/sailjpg1/WogDance.jpg
later then


(who brought the sailors btw?)

[Frieda]

and boldly go have something hot for the stars in everybody's bottom

[Frieda]

sailors! i'll stay

please let me know what is happening because i am temporarily blinded as if i was someone that needs glasses or something

[Stephi_B]

My bottom has no stars, but only this letter here
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_3GPmRe5ETN0/SB5xPWaHu0I/AAAAAAAADKo/hDWowBdWies/G5606.jpg

Zerö have you, while I was behind the bra feeding your fukken tonsils, switched my bottom (which had a star!! I'm sure) for yours?!

[zero]

... please let me know what is happening because i am temporarily blinded ...

it's "nudie night" everyone's in the bare buff apart from you so you'd better get your kit off so as to fit in. i have to go now BYE!



... switched my bottom ...?


i would never do such a thing!

[Frieda]

oh! but i would like to switch my bottom first

[Marcus Bales]

Now yer talkin'! We can take turns switchin' Frieda's bottom! I have a nice collection of birch switches here!

[treekisser]

Sorry to be late, but I had nothing to wear.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

pearl drink (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/107/310319521_0930a8e15d.jpg?v=0) for those that are not good at being silent http://www.nordinho.net/vbull/images/smilies/love2.gif

[Frieda]

ok switched my bottom!

anyone else switched theirs today?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Not yet :rolleyes: but my eyes were also doused in belladonna so I was temporarily blinded, too.

http://static.dailycandy.com/content/articles/39713/belladonna.jpg (http://www.dailycandy.com/dallas/article/39713/Shake+Things+Up)

[Frieda]

how was your belladonna trip then? mine was ok and i got some <blink>NEW!</blink> eyedroplets from the doctor

they're supposed to help dry eyes and i must say it feels pretty comfy

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

My left eye seems to be permanently dry so I still have to use the OLD! drops twice a day, but I keep forgetting them anyway.

[treekisser]

Hey, where is everyone today. It is Friday, is it not? Will I have to drink alone? Horrors!

[Frieda]

i'm here

sort of

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Malcolm was here.

[treekisser]

There is entertainment in the pub today. Let's get this party started!

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[jasmina]

i'm here
I started early

[zero]

hello jasmina persumably you meant to say strated

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Are you here?

[treekisser]

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Happy Spring to everyone in the Northern Hemisphere!

[Stephi_B]

^Aye :)

Oh and it's Friday, I gotta get out of office ASAP! :D

[zero]

'scuse me stephi but i think you might be a wee bit confused - you're not in the office you're in the pub

[Stephi_B]

See how far it got with me this week

:eek:

:eek:


Gonna take a wee nap now, right here....

....mind you don't step on me....

....oh, and having a cool blonde beer would be lovely upon awaking....

;)

.... and/or something of the colour green and with stubbles!

;)

*knocked out, heavily snoring*

(that's my sinusitis.... sorry :o)

[zero]

gonna take a wee nap now, right here....

....mind you don't step on me....


i put a sign up


<table style="color: black;" width=400 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>
<tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<h3>CAUTION

MIND THE STEPH

</h3>
</tr></table>


so you can enjoy your seep

[zero]

undistrubed

[12"razormix]

← has left the station
slainte!

[zero]

slainties right back zormix!



brb you've caught me right in the middle of my lapsang souchong

[12"razormix]

freak!

[12"razormix]

i want a lapsing couchsong too!!! :mad: :mad:

[zero]

k then

you have to shut yours eyes and open yours mouth...

[12"razormix]

i can't sit on your lap and watch you sing?


:(

[zero]

of course! sit yersel' down diamond zor



and people wonder why i love my TEATIME so much!

[12"razormix]

people wonder why i love my TEATIME so much!
i believe they wonder more about the inexplicable grinning and the hair, but i could be wrong..

[zero]

and they wonder if they can steal all my biscuits

[12"razormix]

if you have any biscuits left in your cupboard more likely!

( i believe there's a german saying of some sort, i'm sure stephi'll know it.. )

[zero]

she's seeping on the floor

[Stephi_B]

I awoke from crumbs falling in my nose, they smell like the hobbitses :)

(from Bahlsen if I remember correctly and if ye ken that in your whereabouts)

And yes now that I seept a bit I remember what is still left in these cupboards.... oi.... I need a beer!

[zero]

o i ken bahlsen in my whereabouts alright - in fact i'm fluent in bahlsenese... choco liebniz! butterkeks! HIT!



braman! a blondie-heided beer made by rosy cheeked belgian trappistmonks for the girl with the biscuit crumbs in her hairdo!

[Frieda]

hi

[Frieda]

i wish i was a bit taller y'all

[Frieda]

i wish i was a baller

[Frieda]

i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her

[xfox]

Hey Freida, cheers! Pass that leftover Guinness please!

[Stephi_B]

....something about blooteredness....



http://www2.ezbbs.net/24/techside/img/1176990776_1.jpg

It is finally Friday, yes?? Please say it is so!!

For I've prepared the glitterball
http://www.allaboutpartybags.co.uk/ProdImages/BH1-Smiley-Glitter-Ball.jpg
& all that praty utensilaridingsbums!!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/02/mug-fist.jpg

Somebody fill my mug or else...

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://store.drumbum.com/media/mug%20usa.jpg

Whoa, dddrum's mug's empty too!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://shop.ezstyle.co.uk/images/undress-me_mug_female_full_.jpg

Lookee! I wonder whose mug is this?

[zero]

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^looks like in the germanies at least, getting blootered will remain popular well into the next century

[Stephi_B]

^Hey this is fanciful some-future-century-aerobics which works best if you have some alcohol circling your blood circuit & stuff and anyways this is not in the Germanies but in the far-off b&w galaxies where it's totally international like with Scots (or maybe Scottish American or something) and Japanese and Italians, Scandinavians and even Sovietses! And all blootered! Yes!! :):D

[brightpearl]

I seem to have done it wrong.
Blootered looks fun so it's definitely not blootered. I think it's blah-tered.

:mad:

[Stephi_B]

^No, no, no, sweet Pearl of the Texasilarian Nebulae!

There is some thing called Gin House Blues which I could serve you (I recommend it with Nina Simone)

[Jack Flanders]

cheers y'all. Have great weekend.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

^looks like in the germanies at least, getting blootered

geblautet!?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

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[treekisser]

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/guests/big%20fork%20and%20spooon.jpg

[Stephi_B]

geblautet!?

It's simply:

blau

(or angeschickert in minor cases -- which I'd like to avoid in this very bra ;))

and blau is a splendid idea now:

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u154/Pauliekaboom/martini_drinks_blue_lemon_twist.jpg

[Brynn]

I'll have one of those, please! So much for coffee and a healthy breakfast...

[Brynn]

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^looks like in the germanies at least, getting blootered will remain popular well into the next century
William Shatner called and he wants his snotty brunette back...!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Take your pick.
http://www.bavariangrill.com/images/newsletters/schnapps/all%20schnapps_sm.jpg
Or?
http://www.danish-schnapps-recipes.com/images/danish-schnapps-decanter.jpg

[Stephi_B]

Ah, the FREE schnapses!

Come in dear customers let's fight the ful pnademy together!

:D

As a good bratender I'll start with testing the quality of these, systematically working myself upwards and right to left.

Oh, and could someone maybe walk over to the bucket thread (there was one, not?) and select us a superb bucket for the winner of the grand blothering? That'd be nice, for my vision is a bit blurred now after the test of the schnaps selection....



Now then: cheers! :)

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.halfletterpress.com/store/images/design/bucket_lamp.jpg

The winner can find this bucket even in the dark. Unfortunately, it has to be turned over before use.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Um... as far as buckets go I'm somewhat impractical... Sorry.
Maybe this one? *looks around hopefully*
http://www.discountattic.com/36585-BeachToysWithBucket.jpg

[Stephi_B]

Yes! Yes! Yes! Cute bucket with sandbox toys :)

Memo to myself: when sober again, open outdoor beach bra, and play sandbox games until guests awake from their deep seep under the tables!

[Anna]

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2718/omhb.gif

[Frieda]

^*coffee snort*

:D :D

[Frieda]

oh, and what i came here to do-- is the outdoor beach bra open yet?

[lukkucairi]

jesus, isn't it friday YET?

[Stephi_B]

:) !BEACH BRA OPEN! :)

COUNTDOWN TO FRIDAY IS ON....

FREE drink for every sand sculpture or any other outdoor art act!! (No pornography please, last summer our little etablissement got sued by an unrelaxed neighbour)

[Frieda]

jesus, isn't it friday YET?
i concur

this week has a pretty high place on the international asshole scale

[brightpearl]

^How interesting. I have never heard of the IAS. What units are used to measure it?

Bratender, I'll have a coke and milk. Make it a double.

[Frieda]

^it's measured by the amount of urgent hospital visits, then multiplied by the amount of stress at work and then added to the amount of broken household appliances.

[Frieda]

i'll have a coffee & tia maria in it please

[Stephi_B]

*prepares double line and pours fresh, foamy delicacy for Perla, brews Frieda's Coffee Tia Maria and turns on the anti-asshole-field generator*

[lukkucairi]

aaahhhh tanks, Steph :)

I'll have a warm goats' milk and Bushmills, please

[Stephi_B]

^good thing I stole, er bought, er got this generator as a gift when I got the new espresso machine! :)

*goes to search for bra-goat SATAN who lately is a bit not herself since she became the muse of a bunch of poets*

SAAATAAAAN, you pretty pretty thing, where the hell are you?

[Brynn]

Stephi, while we're looking and waiting, perhaps we should enjoy this little floor show number that Brightpearl has improvised for us with some sheets she got for her birthday...
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[brightpearl]

^Oh, no, that's not me. That's Hfox.

Perhaps that explains why he's been...um...away. He's quite graceful, isn't he? Of course I can see how you'd make that mistake since we look so much alike, but I'm dead clumsy.

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^it's measured by the amount of urgent hospital visits, then multiplied by the amount of stress at work and then added to the amount of broken household appliances.

Oooohhhhhhh.
So is it expressed in sphinctometers? (spm)

[brightpearl]

Lookit this gorgeous photo of tia maria and coke that the google coughed up on demand for Frieda!
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j110/miloatsale2/A1/DSC06525.jpg

[brightpearl]

OH but you said coffee, not coke.
Here ya go, espresso and tia maria, martini style.
http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/3329382514_ef0e4f7e83.jpg

[brightpearl]

I'd like a Shiner but this guy keeps telling me I'll have to pry it from his cold, dead fingers.
*sigh*
http://www.kickbuttcoffee.com/images/darth-vader-bock.jpg

[Frieda]

isn't a shiner what you end up with if someone punches you in the eye??

i mean, be careful what you wish for :eek:

[Brynn]

This sort of thing happens in Texas all the time.

[brightpearl]

You just have to be sure to pronounce the capital "S".

[12"razormix]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1082/1438714297_fc62303781.jpg
the noo!

[zero]

aye! hang on a minute - or should i say dangle on?

[12"razormix]

dangelli dolally!

[zero]

say that again!

[12"razormix]

Nnnnnnnn... lally:mad:

[zero]

stop! no don't! KEEP dangling yours tootsies! it's working!

[12"razormix]

:mad: :mad:

[zero]

shall i get my balaclava?

[Stephi_B]

What are you two doing? :) Shall I close the curtains? ;) (the anti-prono neighbour, you know....)

[12"razormix]

we're having balaclava :D

[zero]

:eek: sorry - i COMPLEtELY FORGOT WE'RE IN THE PUB!

[12"razormix]

are you saying no balaclava??:mad: :mad: :mad:

[zero]

ok ok - balaclava it is

[12"razormix]

you don't have any.. admit it!

[Stephi_B]

For what have we got installed the STICKY CORNER (where there is also the bucket where I collect the last sips) if not for balaclava - feel free, and sticky :D

[zero]

... Shall I close the curtains? ;) (the anti-prono neighbour, you know....)


it's ok stephanie - i've already taken care of her


don't ask


sorry if i sound muffled - it's this balacalva

[Stephi_B]

Might a FREE double bucket drink help Mr Z to find his balaclava mayhap? :)

[Stephi_B]

Ah you are all served, fine, I can take my nap now :)

[zero]

..FREE ..


you know that's a magic word

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

^ Oh! The NEW! magic word!

When I was a kid, my mum taught me the magic word was "thanks".

[zero]

you don't have any.. admit it!


that's not what you said the last time i wore it for you back when was still in the SAS

[12"razormix]

you know that's a magic word:mad: :mad:

wrong! BUCKET's the magic word!!!

:mad:

.

[zero]

NEW!

that's also a magic word

[12"razormix]

that's not what you said the last time i wore it for you back when was still in the SAS

you PROMISED not to talk about that..

[zero]

magic words aplenty!

[12"razormix]

my arse!

[zero]

you PROMISED not to talk about that..

i can talk about it so long as i'm wearing my balaclava for disguise purposes

[zero]

arse!


that's ANOTHER MAGIC WORD (very powerful that one)

[Stephi_B]

This is too amusing to take my magic NAP now :D

[zero]

.

[Frieda]

what's all this about balkilavas and such matters

:confused:

oh well

i guess i'm just late

[zero]

.. balkilavas ..

:confused:

you're all mixed up with the national banjo of the russias, frieda - we're hardly going to wear those on our heids in the SAS - ARE WE?? mindyou it would be pretty good for disguise purposes, i'll give you that. i'll mention it at my next operation-briefing.

[Stephi_B]

!!sPECIAL eARLY bUP oPENing!!

due to !!gENTLEMEN'S dAY!!

!!lADIES veryveryveryvery wELCOME!! so that the gentlemen do not lose all their gentle ;)

cOME oN iN nOW aLL yOU lOVELIES to warm your souls and bellies :)

[zero]

gentlemen don't get blooterd