friday in our very own pub thraed

[zero]

(until they've let the ladies get blooterd first, obviously)

[Stephi_B]

This is exactly what I wanted to hear :) (I already feared you were no real gentlemen :eek:) Oh and you may get blootie bloo now for I see ca. 3.5 gentlemen at the moment who look most definately like you.... *hicks*

[Frieda]

crazy folk

[Stephi_B]

Sorry Miss Frieda, we've run out of crazy folk :( Am desperately awaiting the new load to arrive. Can I bring you something else for the moment? Beer with pretzels, wine with cheese, schnapps with double to triple sight or just a coffee with a biscuit?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I qualify for crazy, but the sedatives haven't worn off yet. And um... I'd like something calming anyway.

[brightpearl]

apparently I have already been drinking

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[Frieda]

^does that thing have a prequel where the application of the safety devices is explained? i mean, i can manage the goggles but the socks are impossible!

[12"razormix]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/40/122270937_71361fdd5b.jpg
mmmmm...

[craig johnston]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SH51WIWX3dU/RhQC-6QX1HI/AAAAAAAAAA0/2rI9yFtbMLE/s320/arse.jpg

[brightpearl]

^Oh, so you CAN be arsed to show up every once in a while!
:D

Bratender, half Earl Grey, half lemonade for me, over ice.

[MoJoRiSin]

^ & ^^
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :):)

the only thing that is coming to mind to say is this:
lets cross post
between this thread and the teatime thread
only us insiders will have any idea

what's going on ;)

[Stephi_B]

Sorry, I overseept a bit.... :o

But you lovelies had magic words/drinks, that's fine :)

[brightpearl]

Ah yes, a 2009 Domestic Shorthair. A bold choice.
The underdeveloped legs are more than made up for by the round body and impressive Goût de Terroir -- notes of catmint, nondairy creamer, and litter. It's almost too sweet, yet its admirable lack of caskiness is appealing.

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/glass1.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

^ cat wine ??
no there's a thought ! :)

[Stephi_B]

^^Woah you really managed to fill it in a glass!! :D .... you cannot imagine how many kitten I spilled trying to serve that thing.... :rolleyes:


Anyway, is there any coffee, yet? :)

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://scienceblogs.com/retrospectacle/upload/2007/08/coffee%20poster.bmp

Where is everybody?

[Stephi_B]

Thanks for the coffee, Ysa! :)

Dunno? :( Are they all nonbraists now? Or is it the economy?? But then it should be known that getting blothered is achieved nowhere as cheap and nevertheless with so much style (mostly) as in this here bra of the Zeboards! :D

[MoJoRiSin]

^ :)

[Stephi_B]

^Am I right and you want to get blothered in style and unmindful of weekday and hour??

Here's your MoJiTo then....
http://wwff.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/mojito.jpg

:)


And for me, my guarana
http://psychoactiveherbs.com/catalog/images/guarana_powder1.jpg
on a leaf till, I have a fruitful idea in what to mix it....

;)

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.oposit-wines-spirits.com/upload/Troll_Ambiance2002_site.jpg

Or you can try some more of this...

[brightpearl]

^Have you ever been on the company tour?
I can't help enjoying watching them slavishly cap bottle after bottle when nobody's buying.

But then, I am a horrible person.
:D

[MoJoRiSin]

^Am I right and you want to get blothered in style and unmindful of weekday and hour??


on a leaf till, I have a fruitful idea in what to mix it....

;)

^ :D you have a good memory!

that MoJiTo looks delicious!
almost too good to drink

and the troll one is somewhat alluring
as well
on another lever
:) :) :)

[Stephi_B]

^You can drink it, I can make another, even prettier one, just to look at :D

And I mix my divine powder
http://shop.smartproduct.eu/images/guaranapowdered.jpg
now with agua de coco
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3299/3239469389_1b7b2beace.jpg
& hang out on yon beach....
& you ppl may join me there!
:)

[lukkucairi]

oh, for sure

http://www.iswstudios.com/gallery/fullsize/BeachBarCoconutDrink_fs.jpg

I could use a day off

our beach ain't as nice and tropical though ;)

http://www.globalwanderings.co.uk/countries/iom/douglas_prom.jpg

but it goes well with one of these:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/2564343974_cfe77e3180.jpg

[Stephi_B]

^Looks beachy enough for someone who lives "only" by the river (here you see how some of our beach bras look like (http://www.carpeberlin.com/deutsch/web/news-single/article/die-carpeberlin-strandbar-charts/)) and :D^8 @them bottle cars!!!!

[MoJoRiSin]

^You can drink it, I can make another, even prettier one, just to look at :D

:D

that sounds like having my cake and ieating it too
>a little

[lukkucairi]

^^ oo lovely! Freischwimmer looks nice - I like the deck right on the water :D

I could use a real drink but I'm off the sauce right now - guess it'll have to be one of these instead - shades of my misspent youth:

http://ahmadalikarim.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/ribena-3.jpg

[brightpearl]

Jeez, the bra band doesn't suck as much as usual.

Must be a full moon.

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[brightpearl]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2092/1570175530_2444544b83.jpg

Oh, for pity's sake, I forgot to order my peach Nehi.

[Stephi_B]

What is it?
None in the mood to get bloothereetoo like this fine fish here (http://www.prondczynsky.de/picture/bilder/Schnaps.jpg)??
How is this pub supposed to pay its bills if you people do not come in to get bloothereetoo???
Mmmh????

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.knorr.hu/dynamic/10291984.jpg

Only tomato juice for me, thanks. Gotta stay clear-headed tonight. :rolleyes:

What will you have?

[Stephi_B]

I will join in with you.... but I'll have lil eenie teenie weenie wee drop of vitamin V(odka) in it :D

[trisherina]

I think gin and vermouth fit in with a good dietary approach. Though we should probably hold the olives.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.panix.com/~clay/cookbook/images/bloody-mary.jpg
Here's to you...

aaand
to you

http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/blackpeppermartini-chow.jpg

[trisherina]

You all go ahead and enjoy some blue cheese-stuffed olives!
Just cut right into them, like regular olives.

http://www.dibruno.com/stores/dibruno/catalog/BlueCheeseStuffedOlives_082307.gif

[zero]

i just... just cut them up
like regular olives?



http://www.liquorsnob.com/pictures/whiskey_soup_of_the_day.jpg

[Stephi_B]

Yes! You fine fi....friday pub people have the right attitude now and the warmth starts to spread et cetera :D

So I can bring out the fine crystal glasswear now and pour us some appetisers

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Raki_and_Tsipouro_Bottle.jpg/450px-Raki_and_Tsipouro_Bottle.jpg

ere we start with the soup....

[zero]

:mad: ^who filled bonnie pirnce charlie's decanter with tap water?

[Stephi_B]

Öööööööm..... :o

And what have I drunk then just a second before in rough quantities to still my thirst?
And who will call me an ambulance and/or bring me a chair and/or a bathtub filled with cold water and/or....
*in delirium - kinda deep pink with some bluish dots within or outside or something*

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

:mad: ^who filled bonnie pirnce charlie's decanter with tap water?

non aqua, sed aqua vitae

[Hyakujo's Fox]

is it too early to peak too early?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

did someone say something about peaking too early?

[trisherina]

Caffeine withdrawal headache lasts MUCH longer than alcohol withdrawal headache.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

finally some no nonsense medical advice

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

On the other hand...

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01465/sign10_1465348i.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

...sex sells

[12"razormix]

sells my arse

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U0ECM2JZr_E/R5FW-aJ2M6I/AAAAAAAAADU/TVkOAqa71fs/s400/Caipirinha.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

sells my arse



http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01465/sign13_1465352i.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://frmarkdwhite.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/espresso.jpg

Lameass espresso to go with my lameass Friday night studying, please, bratender.

And some noise-cancelling headphones.
Thanks.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

----> library thread

[brightpearl]

No, god, anything but the library again.

[brightpearl]

Besides, I can't smoke virtual clove cigarettes in there.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

you might get high on the mustiness

[brightpearl]

I bet I can't get pie in there, either.

The bratender promised to save me some rhubarb.
http://www.allotment.org.uk/greenhouse/fruit/assets/rhubarb.jpg

[zero]

ruhbrab

[Frieda]

^^almost as evil as celery

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

i want firday :(

[lukkucairi]

I want wednesday!

leaving for the burn 8am, about 36 hours hence

in the meantime, I think I need something sustaining, maybe an Emergen-C
http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230_no_border/Emergen-C-Pink_AE89FF19.jpg
and once that settles, a little warm goat milk to get me to sleep

[xfox]

Getting closer. Have a fun time, Lukki!

[Brynn]

Hi folks :) Yes, I realize it's too early, but it's never too early to be too early, I always say.
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[Stephi_B]

^Early, late, doesn't matter! :)

Let's start (continue?? whatever....) to blru our vision
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/318071406_cc2ccead65.jpg
:)

[zero]

it's comforting to know that some things never change..


stephanie's always first in here, blazing a trail of blootered ness for others to follow

[MoJoRiSin]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/R/6/bush_hazing.jpg
keyword: hazy

[brightpearl]

I found an interesting bottle of wine today.
http://www.wisebread.com/files/fruganomics/imagecache/blog_image_full/files/fruganomics/blog-images/oops.jpg

Lost grape of Bordeaux, it says on the label.

I'll let you know how it goes with enchiladas later.

[Jack Flanders]

Mr. Bratender - a merlot to go!!! Make that a double. Quickly before Brynn realizes I'm away from the game!! I'm in the fight of my life!!

[Brynn]

Give it up, baby. Although if you're drunk you might break 30,000 again!:p

I've been trying for two days to break my own record and have concluded that it's all been a terrible terrible accident that won't let me go.:mad:

ETA: Not to rub it in, but I did it without a mouse. That's right. Just the touchpad.

[Jack Flanders]

:mad: :p

[Stephi_B]

I know, I know, I'm late today.... :o

But I bring you blootered ness deluxe, no what do I say CULTURAL HERITAGE blootered ness today:

For one bizarre 60s non-alcoholic but "sexy mini super flower popup cola" blootered ness
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And then very fine, distinguished, and forever timeless blootered ness which usually is preserved for New Years Eve only (actually in my whereabouts there can be NO New Year without ritually watching this at least once that very eve!), but, but.... time's relative etc :)
part 1
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part 2
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[brightpearl]

I brought the cornbread.
http://z.about.com/d/culinaryarts/1/0/k/6/-/-/cornbread500.jpg

For reasons only my unconscious mind understands.

[zero]

I know, I know, I'm late today.... :o
...

well late maybe, but still first into the place as ever



i'm thinking that the b in stephi_b stands for bra

[zero]

or blootered

[brightpearl]

Dunno...
I wouldn't think a pornographic assassin would wear one.

[zero]

pronogarphic

[brightpearl]

right, srory.

[zero]

so you should be i've wraned you about this befroe

[brightpearl]

I am TOTALLY INTREARCTING WRATH YOU RIGHT NROW!

[brightpearl]

ps

cronbread

[brightpearl]

Thank you bratender. Just what I had in mind.
http://www.mum-mum.info/pics/ais_jagung.jpg

What?
It's a delicacy!
:mad:

[Frieda]

allo allo? is the bra open?

[trisherina]

To my liver:

Please accept my apologies in advance.

[Frieda]

^beer for lunch and wine for dinner?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

For lunch: wine
Makes your eyes shine
For dinner: beer
Makes your eyes leer

[brightpearl]

thank goodness the bra is open

I could really go for a coconut Italian soda.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4848558/flavoredsyrup_Full.jpg

Er... I'm not sure... did you mention a glass?

[brightpearl]

Yes.
A big one.
http://www.torani.com/files/Torani_Basic_Italian_Soda2_Med.jpg

And I brought the crisps.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-pqrQDrwPkE/Sd3OjqHKWQI/AAAAAAAADgc/6ME2fFb1ohU/s400/purple-potato-pretz.jpg

[Frieda]

pruple po-tay-toes

mash em put them in a stew

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Whoa! Cool colour.

Here, try one of these: pita crisps with parmesan and oregano.

http://img4.realsimple.com/images/food-recipes/REDO/parmesan-pita-crisps_300.jpg

[Frieda]

^ perfect for sipping in your long island ice tea

[brightpearl]

Oh, thank you. They're lovely...So sophisticated.


Pocky?
http://strawberry-pocky.com/images/chunky-strawberry-pocky.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.theonering.com/images/medialibrary/sam14.jpg

[brightpearl]

Oh...
Lembas bread, then.

http://www.kiyu-shii.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lembas-bread.jpg

[Frieda]

i can already hear that tune in my head......

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

oh, sounds more um... mature, definitely!

It travels well with
http://rlv.zcache.com/mature_wine_birthday_card-p137065044366664823328z_400.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

i can already hear that tune in my head......

Noooo, hold back, think of something um, think of Einstein!

[brightpearl]

Oh no, oh no,
Okay..don't panic. We can still get it out of your head...What to do, what to do...

Wait, I've got it!

I like BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!

[Frieda]

i like big butts and i cannot lisengard!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

now, see, it is turning into a habit!


Oops.

[brightpearl]

Stop it, both of you, or I'll laugh so hard you'll make a gollum come out of my nose.

[Frieda]

Stop it, both of you, or I'll laugh so hard you'll make a gollum come out of my nose.

YOU strated this with you pruple po-tay-toes!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I know now!

Think of purple toes! Concentrate, dammit!

http://www.bitbythebeautybug.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/purple.jpg

[brightpearl]

YOU strated this with you pruple po-tay-toes!

all on account of this dream I had (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/showpost.php?p=417313&postcount=794)

[brightpearl]

I am trying to study in here, and it's just not going very well.
*sigh*

I think it's going better than if I wasn't in here, however.

[Frieda]

I know now!

Think of purple toes! Concentrate, dammit!

http://www.bitbythebeautybug.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/purple.jpg

awww cute little hobbitses!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I am trying to study in here, and it's just not going very well.
*sigh*

I think it's going better than if I wasn't in here, however.

No studying in the pub thraed!

http://akinbudi.info/v2/images/singapore2003/no_study.jpg

[brightpearl]

^Sorry, but if I spend one more minute in teh sturdy hall thraed, I'm going to go bananas.

[brightpearl]

Brananas, I mean.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

you just need to utter a wisssh

http://imghost.indiamart.com/data/S/J/MY-1510531/2Banana-Shake_250x250.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

or did you mean the pineapple bra?

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2009/02/14/franco6__1234614834_7067.jpg

And you, Frieds? What will you have?

[Frieda]

^ooh, precious!

[brightpearl]

^^^M'kay,
I wishwishwishwissshshshshshsh

I were done with credentialing.

AND that I had that bra.

And 3 more wisshsses

[zero]

I know now!

Think of purple toes! Concentrate, dammit!

http://www.bitbythebeautybug.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/purple.jpg
awww cute little hobbitses!

:mad: is this the grilie thraed now or something?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

not at all, zero, not at all, in fact anyone can have purple toes (http://www.fvleiden.org/images/79.jpg)

[brightpearl]

Oooh, we should have ladies' night and get her to play (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSG4Cml7HXs).

[zero]

:mad: next the pair of you'll be hanging flowery-pattern crutains all about the place

[12"razormix]

..you should talk!

[zero]

:mad: right that's it i'm leaving! i'm going to find another bra.. a proper bra

..a MAN'S bra!


SLAM

[brightpearl]

Had enough of decorating in the sturdy hall thraed.

Besides, the bra already has wall to wall to wall to wall
carpeting.
http://lovelylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ColinP-muppethouseofhorrors.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

have fun

http://z.hubpages.com/u/1014649_f260.jpg

[brightpearl]

crapeting, I mean

hahhahaa

[brightpearl]

have fun

He'll be back when he finds out all they've got over there is digestive biscuits.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

yeah, indigestive biscuts, ha!

[brightpearl]

I wonder if he'll choose underwire.
http://www.likecool.com/Style/Accessories/Man%20Bra/Man-Bra.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Nah, I think he'd go for something more masculine, meaty. I don't know if they have these in moob version:

http://www.pr0k.com/wp-content/themes/tma/images/featured/bacon_bra.jpg

[brightpearl]

Youturbe nixed my link up there.
:mad:

So fine
I'll just imbed it then.
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[Jack Flanders]

Nah, I think he'd go for something more masculine, meaty. I don't know if they have these in moob version:

http://www.pr0k.com/wp-content/themes/tma/images/featured/bacon_bra.jpg

OMG!! Jesus Titties must be dead.

[Stephi_B]

^Woah, me being on some lil bralessness and Ysa is wearing *yuck*-y food :eek: ....but then it is really neatly arranged :)

In order to celebrate my (probably) NEW! 2-week work-contract (pleeeeeease dear Berlin school ppl, seeeeeeeeee my online application & employ me!!!!! this shite here at uni drives me crazyyyyyyyyy) there be a round of G & Ts for youse tonight:
http://amountainofcrushedice.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/van-gogh-gintonic.jpg
neatly arranged sort of askew but without losing any drop of the precious vitamines T & G and the rest of the alphabet :D

[brightpearl]

^That looks really good.
Do you think drinking one would help me study 8 chapters of organic chemistry?

[Stephi_B]

^Yes it will :D

If not try 1/3 vodka, 2/3 cola - my secret weapon in the matters of organic chemistry (as I survived both 4th and 7th semester with only minor traumata and slight organic chemistry related psychic derangements which still allow me to participate in "normal life" - I figure the drink works.... however it still lacks a proper name - feel free to name it! :))

[Stephi_B]

Why is Friday still not here??! Has anyone seen it? :(

I may search it then, starting at the bottom of matters:
http://williampensa.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/nearly-empty-glass-of-wine2.jpg

;)

[brightpearl]

Well, the decor has certainly gotten a lot more manly since last week.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3089/2623486030_72132de30a.jpg

[Stephi_B]

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I have installed a rustic ringing-youse-folks-to-join-the-magnificient-friday-blooteredness blel - isn't it lovely & loud! :)

& I have made FRESH!
cocktail pomme carotte oh la la
http://sensdugout.canalblog.com/images/jus_carot_pom2.jpg

yes, look more closely - it looks magnifique
http://sensdugout.canalblog.com/images/jus_carot_pom.jpg

& I cannie of course dilute you all this pomme-carotteness with something FRESH!ly distilled in yon cute teenie-weenie potties!
http://www.schnapsbrennen.at/img/selbstbau/anlage28.jpg

Yes, you see correctly our bra is now equipped with do-it-yourself alcohol-making-machinery - so there will never ever be a lack in blotteredness again :)
(in the worst case one can make alcohol from everything, even brastools!)

[Jack Flanders]

OK!! The beachside bra is open for business!! Whose's thristy?

http://Thewell-lazenia.com/sitebuilder/images/tequila_sunrise-249x247.jpg

[Frieda]

stephi if you could just leave that meth lab of yours unplugged please to avoid mahoosive worldwide blackouts-- thank you for your kidn assistance in this matter

i'llhaveme one of those cocktails plaes

and if i have too many of those i'll hear those bells again! :D

[Jack Flanders]

HUNGRY?
http://www.wisdomsigns.com/images/BarSnacks.jpghttp://www.silversteakhouse.com/images/bar-snacks.png

[Frieda]

good grief i'm already durnk from one of those whipkskys! :eek:

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

My haedache is killing me. Somoene switch off these stroboscopic flashes. And who stepped on my snuglasses?

I need some quiet and drak place. Um, but not a grave, pease. Not just yeti.

[Jack Flanders]

There's a nice quite cabanana nearby to relax in. Help yerselves.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://blogs.wcuquad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/relax.jpg

relaxing aleady!

[brightpearl]

Mai tai please, garcon.
http://www.after5catalog.com/cocktailblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/mai-tai.jpg

there's a good lad.

[Brynn]

http://www.wineglasses.com/acatalog/W5475full2.jpg
Just one, thanks
cheers! :)

[funkytuba]

It's always friday somewhere. and by somewhere I mean in here

[Brynn]

it's a comforting thought

[brightpearl]

Not quite done for the semester, but done enough.

Wassail all around!!
http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/wassail.jpg

[Frieda]

^your boob is hanging out

[brightpearl]

No, no, that's Marcus.

Easy mistake to make.

[Stephi_B]

.... srory, I'm late :o .... it's.... cos.... I got drity :D

Nice boobs btw! Whoever they belong to ;)

Is there some gin left? :)

[zero]

all there is an 1/3 bottle of crème de cassis 14 months past its sell-by date but you're most welcome to it

[zero]

hey come back

[Stephi_B]

:)

dear mr zerö - I never be gone
for whenever you don't see me
I just be seeping in my box
there beneath the counter

:)

so I was dreaming in my box
of waking up on friday night
and drinking me a lovely beer

:)

[zero]

... i never be gone for whenever you don't see me i just be seeping in my box there beneath the counter ...

:eek:

a sort of divine omnipresence is in the bra!

[Marcus Bales]

A toast to the divine omnipresence in the bra!

[lukkucairi]

I'll drink to that

http://contexts.org/socimages/files/2008/07/gender-objectification-boob-mug.png

make mine a white russian...

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01545/PD33194448_IMGP080_1545984i.jpg

Last orders, please!

[Jack Flanders]

haha!!! I'll have a real strong eggnog, bitte!!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.rachaelray.com/images/article/eggnog.jpg

Here's one from our Christmas Specials Edition

[Jack Flanders]

Oh yummm!!! May I have another? I'm sort of getting in the mood for the holiday. :D

[trisherina]

Finally it's Friday! Zzzzzzziiiipp

http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/zipper-wine-glass.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Right on! I'm letting my hair down.

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/09/28/undress-me-mug_2263.jpg

[brightpearl]

The bratender has outdone himself on the new bra glassware.
https://edgecastcdn.net/800034/www.perpetualkid.com/productimages/lg2/ZIPP-1737.jpg

The wineglasses are a little classier than the beer nut bowls, however.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.corelmag.com/glass.jpg

Cheers, ladies!

[brightpearl]

^Oooh, how much did it cost to make the bra gravity optional, I wonder?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

No groundbreaking experiments in the bra, only Invisible Igor is holding them on his tray.

[brightpearl]

:eek:
We're not going to start serving this are we?!?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516iNoT6cRL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-96,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

What? Ghoul Aid? Take that away from me!

I only drink Zombies:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Cn_59cQeBuI/SvyKZNJ185I/AAAAAAAABiU/-WurejNmp7o/s320/zombie-drink.jpg

[brightpearl]

O postive for me, please
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3616/3689623732_47f5d97d75.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

someone has gulped down most of the stock!

http://gallery.photo.net/photo/5531651-md.jpg

But I could salvage one for you, drink up quick, before it clots!

http://eat.wasabigelatine.com/images/blood_orange_drink1.jpg

[brightpearl]

:eek:
Um, I've changed my mind...I'll just have a club soda, please.

[Marcus Bales]

diet coke, 4 lime slices, for me, please

[brightpearl]

Marcus!
Shut up and dance!
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[YsaPur EsChomuw]

this is club soda all right! Just for you.

http://www.drinkolic.com/photos/mojito.jpg


Um... with a teeny bit of rum

[brightpearl]

Ohhhhhh.
That explains the drum on my head.

[Marcus Bales]

I can't dance. I have to sit here and weep.

Barroom Surprise

I saw you dancing tonight
While everyone else was supposing
And I heard that giggle
And I watched that wriggle
And I knew where you’d be after closing.

And I felt that pang
As the blues singer sang
And you stared into each others’ eyes
And my hopes and dreams
Fell apart at the seams
As I drank in that barroom surprise

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

The drum shall, too, pass.

I shall pass out. Soon. :rolleyes:

[Marcus Bales]

Um, I'm heading to the men's room -- something's trying to pass.

[brightpearl]

You probably had too much Pate Twinkie a l'Orange avec frisée et fourchette.

[Marcus Bales]

Or something.

[brightpearl]

:(
Well, here's your coke, Marcus.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3001/2706938939_003f11d4e9.jpg

But instead of lime I ordered you a satsuma...
http://www.makakmedia.co.uk/files/images/satsuma.jpg
...because unlike life, they're a cinch to open up, and easy to share.

[Marcus Bales]

Satsuma in Diet Coke? Ok, well, I'll try it.

Um ... want some?

[brightpearl]

:)

[Marcus Bales]

I meant some Diet Coke!

[brightpearl]

You got my joke!!
http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/ccmphtml/ccimages/w5225.jpg

[Stephi_B]

I'll have some red light raki for it's Feierabend :)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3376/3188319902_9667d71405.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

But... but... there's free beer for all who can say 'praty time' three times, without failing!

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/glitters/p/party_time-3344.gif

[brightpearl]

I'm feeling adventurous.
http://media.timeoutchicago.com/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/173/173.x600.eat.3way.basildrink1.jpg

Perhaps the horror will help minimize the horror of having to memorize the citric acid cycle again.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

^ :eek: looks like frogspawn

[Stephi_B]

I'm feeling adventurous.
http://media.timeoutchicago.com/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/173/173.x600.eat.3way.basildrink1.jpg

Perhaps the horror will help minimize the horror of having to memorize the citric acid cycle again.

perla mia la piu dolce texana! you keep up the standards of this very bra :):)

this citric acid cycle animals are closely related with groundhogs, you see.... ;)

[Stephi_B]

n'abend & iyi akşamlar & sabah al-noor!

:)


what's up?!! been a bit busy learning deep school wisdom (that there's something called kursbuch and one needs as many of them as one has classes and other funny things only pupils and other newbie teachers care to mention ;)) and all the languages of the kreuzbergneuköllnies and now me friday bra is empty and nobody can see yon new plate declaring all of you braflies(*) who still (or at all.... ♪♫ ladeeda.... ain't got no car.... ♪♫) have their drivers' licence or car booldy iidots.... ♪♫ ladeedots.... booldy iidots.... ♪♫

http://i.pbase.com/o4/19/247019/1/56427027.DSC_9452_800glass.jpg

(*)lengthy ;) side-note: funnily, in the lil mountain village where your brakeeperess was for one year and a bit attending boarding school and mostly studying brabusiness there indeed exists a bra (actually the only bra of yon lil mountain village) called barfly, it is a cuban bar, run by hungarian-germans, you see :) i gotta visit them once in a while, and sleep again in one of the small "rooms" above the bra, where i sleept when the boarding school had closed-weekends, you see. ever since then i dream of living above a bra, most preferably my own bra, which is within my own cubl, you see.... but until then i teach me lil kreuzbergneuköllnies for i heartz them :) they sing & rap for me :) ....ach, who needs an own cubl! ;) ♪♫ ladeedouble.... who needs a cubl.... ♪♫

[brightpearl]

The pies are done.
http://www.enjoyyourmeal.co.uk/eym/images/pie_n_pint.jpg

[Brynn]

That reminds me, I forgot to eat breakfast.

[Stephi_B]

^i makes you breakfast

http://www.brezel-boehmer.de/images/pic_cafe_05_big.jpg

is butterbrezel with cafe au lait - which is mmmmmm

and, after that, i peel and cut you a kaki

http://www.hobby-garten-blog.de/wp-content/uploads/2007_11/kaki.jpg

which is more mmmmmm - with vitamines etc


are you mmmmmm enough now? :)



i'll have a fresh mint tea now

http://justineinparis.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mint-tea-ck-223990-x.jpg

mmmmmmm

:)

[brightpearl]

^I'll see your kaki and raise you a pandan.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1040/1081447595_c94cea17fd.jpg

Ante up.

[12"razormix]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3353/3279968189_4e1a0d82cb.jpg
wooo. hoooo.

[zero]

uh oh take cover - zormix is imbibing lethal green stuff through a spirally glass straw

[12"razormix]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/996/692267.JPG
spiral biscuit for opa g! :D

[zero]

THANKIES! i completely forgot it was worldwide international global spiral day!

hang on - i'm just going outside a wee minute ;) ...

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/d0f99bca59fc3169b926c38f411b81d0e3d6f4e7_m.jpg

BANG!

:D
HOORAY! happy spiral day!

pass the green stuff

[12"razormix]

you sure?

[zero]

no. i made it all up.
:(

you always do that to me :mad: you come breezing in here an i get over-excited and i say silly things!

[12"razormix]

you should have some green stuff!

[zero]

c'mere..

[12"razormix]

http://www.mommiesunited.org/forums/images/smilies/DebsSmilies/green.gif here

[zero]

*ducking*

( anticipating & fearing arrival of green stuff )

[12"razormix]

coward! :mad: :mad:

[zero]

:mad: well! a'm trying to eat ma fish anchips!

[12"razormix]

put some green stuff on them!

[Frieda]

what's this green stuff i haer about?? hmm?

[zero]

i havenie a clue - zormix started it and i'm just palying along

[zero]

although i'll hazrad a guess that she's on green chrateuse


she'll have a heid like a bass drum in the a.m.

[Frieda]

i bet i can hear those bells ringing in the nether regions!

i'm having some twany prot, want some?

[zero]

o well done frieda - yes please - i love twany prot. best of all i lov it in a tumbler. a big one.


none of those daft wee fancy prot glasses for me, they're useless.

[Frieda]

here's a tumbler with a fnacy twist

http://www.cocktailvibe.com/graphics/StoreBox/products/1556/ghost_tumbler.jpg

almost forgot the prot

http://www.deliterslijter.info/images/articles/kopke%20fine%20tawny%20port.JPG

is it too much prot alreayd or is that image not sharp

[Frieda]

oh and !CHEERS!

[zero]

CHEERS!:D


the bottle is blurry, yes, but fear not - let us keep on imbibing yours twany prot 'til we can see two bottles, THAT'S when we'll know we've had a sufficiency.

[12"razormix]

sante slante! :)

[Frieda]

!CHEERS! to you too zaboomboomzambonimix

are you out of green stuffyet?

[12"razormix]

not yet, want some?

[Frieda]

oh sure why not

lets see what this green stuff is

[zero]

don't mix twany prot with green stuff!! you'll go tonto

[Frieda]

tonto pronto!

[zero]

too late

[Frieda]

always and never

[12"razormix]

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/14663622.jpg
for frieda

( zero's right though, not to mix! )

[Frieda]

oooo pretty!

[zero]

the green stuff made you go tonto, didn't it?

[Frieda]

of course it did

that's why you drink it!

[zero]

:eek: you drunk it? no wonder it made you go tonto


frieda sit down. now listen - "zormix's patented green stuff embrocation" - it clearly says on the bottle do not drink. just rub it in.

[Frieda]

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/6086.gif


whipsky time!

[zero]

frieda i like it best when you have a whipsky, so i do. there's something about it.


and it just so happens at this very minute i'm having one also. although mine (grouse) isnie quite such a grand one as yours

sláinte!

[Frieda]

^at least your blend is famous!

[Frieda]

ok enough with the jokes

PROOST

:) :) :)

[zero]

sweet. i'm having a dram ON THE INTERNET with a netherlandish wimmin who has a fond ness for the occasional whipsky. life is good.

:) :) :)

[Frieda]

isn't it?? :) :) :)


now please excuse me while i have a mad fit over the toast breaking while applying the garlic butter

[zero]

it's gralic

[Frieda]

oh that must be it then

let me retry with the gralic

[zero]

gralic butter and whipsky - in the morning your breath's going to be bowfing!

nevermind though, if you're having one of your power-meetings the opposition will surrender.

[Frieda]

much better
gralic to manage the queueueueu at the spukermaret tomorrow


http://www.rawsuperfoods.com/img/store/macadamias.jpg
macadacamamammamia?

[zero]

perfect. scottish nuts specially improted by ben macadamian, chieftan of the clan macadamian. a fine bunch and they know their nuts, so they do.

THANK YOU

[Frieda]

WELCOME!

i must admit i love the salty nuts of adam mac adamian.

[zero]

have another one - in fact GRAB A HANDFUL!

[Stephi_B]

i was a wee little bit broed, so i haz made bra msoaics :o

http://www.aidanmoran.com/blog2/uploaded_images/Bar-Art-1-716480.jpg http://www.aidanmoran.com/blog2/uploaded_images/Bar-Art-2-716525.jpg

but i've run out of broken glass now :( so, may you please! please! please! break some more bottles in a merry-drunken way :)

[brightpearl]

I made some broken glass jello.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3654/3324167439_f258cd7ee7.jpg

It's probably actually worse than it sounds (http://foodlibrarian.blogspot.com/2009/03/broken-glass-jello.html).

[funkytuba]

mmmm. butter chicken.

[Stephi_B]

I made some broken glass jello.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3654/3324167439_f258cd7ee7.jpg

It's probably actually worse than it sounds (http://foodlibrarian.blogspot.com/2009/03/broken-glass-jello.html).

:)

[Stephi_B]

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[MoJoRiSin]

^ what is he saying at 2:16?
"i love charm?"

did you notice the baby bottle followed by the image of his friend "feedingz" him a beer?
^

Highest Rated Comments
cleonail its funny how he never actually dances in the video 18
GReInIG @meksmagic
it's not Dance it's danse! xD and the song is about you can go out at night drink but the problems don't go away! 14

[Frieda]

^mo i just checked and its not friday yet, really, it isnt. now i am all disappointed :(

[Stephi_B]

hey my mo, he sings:

alors on chante = so we sing

just like he sang before

alors on danse = so we dance

ha, my mostly forgotten french! there it is :) at least i still know the fundamental praty wordses :p


and you see, here in the berlinses the weekend starts on wednesday, alors....

on danse! on chante!

:)

[MoJoRiSin]

^
thanks for clearing that up !
Mo is super dense

(sometimes : )

[12"razormix]

COFFEE!!!!!!!

....no ....i mean GIN! :)


GIN!!!!!!!!

[12"razormix]

http://elevenoone.net/forum/images/smilies/twitch.gif

[zero]

what's the matter with you? o, i know - new boots, is it?