friday in our very own pub thraed

[Coffee]

I think he's crafty. ;)

Artistic...and handy too. ;)

[Klynne]

Sex on the Beach anyone? I mean the drink. Just had two. Whew....

[Gatsby]

bloody mary, medium spicy, extra olives, seasoned salt on the rim, please

http://www.mortonsalt.com/recipes/images/recipes/bloodymary_183.jpg


ahhh, now I feel better

[Klynne]

bloody mary, medium spicy, extra olives, seasoned salt on the rim, please

http://www.mortonsalt.com/recipes/images/recipes/bloodymary_183.jpg


ahhh, now I feel better

Coming up, here you go. I prefer these as a hangover cure.

[Brynn]

Hey everybody - hey Sister, you mind moving over one? Thanks!
I'll have a beer - Mirror Pond, please.

[Frieda]

hello again

[Frieda]

take me to the cnady shop

[Hermione]

ewww it's frieda :)

[Frieda]

ellooo

[craig johnston]

http://www.famke.50megs.com/images/silly_face.jpg
I went to a marvellous party
With Nounou and Nada and Nell,
It was in the fresh air
And we went as we were
And we stayed as we were
Which was Hell.
Poor Grace started singing at midnight
And didn't stop singing till four;
We knew the excitement was bound to begin
When Laura got blind on Dubonnet and gin
And scratched her veneer with a Cartier pin,
I couldn't have liked it more.

I went to a marvellous party,
I must say the fun was intense,
We all had to do
What the people we knew
Would be doing a hundred years hence.
Dear Cecil arrived wearing armour,
Some shells and a black feather boa,
Poor Millicent wore a surrealist comb
Made of bits of mosaic from St. Peter's in Rome,
But the weight was so great that she had to go home,
I couldn't have liked it more.

People's behaviour
Away from Belgravia
Would make you aghast,
So much variety
Watching society
Scampering past,
If you have any mind at all
Gibbon's divine Decline and Fall
Seems pretty flimsy,
No more than a whimsy,
By way of contrast
On Saturday last-

I went to a marvellous party,
We didn't start dinner till ten
And young Bobbie Carr
Did a stunt at the bar
With a lot of extraordinary men;
Dear Baba arrived with a turtle
Which shattered us all to the core,
The Grand Duke was dancing a foxtrot with me
When suddenly Cyril screamed “Fiddledidee”
And ripped off his trousers and jumped in the sea,
I couldn't have liked it more.

I went to a marvellous party,
Elise made an entrance with May
You'd never have guessed
From her fisherman's vest
That her bust had been whittled away.
Poor Lulu got fried on Chianti
And talked about esprit de corps.
Maurice made a couple of passes at Gus
And Freddie, who hates any kind of a fuss,
Did half the Big Apple and twisted his truss,
I couldn't have liked it more.

I went to a marvellous party.
We played the most wonderful game,
Maureen disappeared
And came back in a beard
And we all had to guess at her name!
We talked about growing old gracefully
And Elsie who's seventy-four
Said, “A, it's a question of being sincere,
And B, if you're supple you've noting to fear.”
Then she swung upside down from a glass chandelier,
I couldn't have liked it more.

[NimbleMarmoset]

what a hellish week. . . and now deserves a drink :D

http://www.chrisf.com.au/images/IMG_2307small.jpg

[Brynn]

Yup. I was sitting at my desk today, just reading over some medical records, and someone walked by and said "Are you okay?"
"Uh, yeah, I'm fine - why do you ask?"
"You just look really stressed."

So cheers, Nimbles!
http://stellargraffiti.com/My%20Pictures/Sv%20Cheers!.jpg

[funkytuba]

*yawn*... who put all these depressants in my beer?

[Brynn]

Oh sit down and tell a funny story then, Mr. Entertainment! :p

[Frieda]

it is friday! YES IT IS FRIDAY AND IT S PUB TIME TEE AI EM EEEH

[NimbleMarmoset]

wait a minute Frieda. Just what time is it in your part of the world? Here, Friday was over 48 hours ago. :confused:

[craig johnston]

every day is friday in frieda's world!
:)

[Frieda]

well i thought

if i'm drinking then it must be friday

[craig johnston]

exactly.
most logical.
:)

[NimbleMarmoset]

well i thought

if i'm drinking then it must be friday

ahem. . . then i had another friday on sunday.

[trisherina]

I'm having Friday tonight! Only one more meeting and one stop off on the way home from work, and I'm FREE FREE FREE! To a good home.

[NimbleMarmoset]

i'm gonnna open this place up. . . . then i'm gonna close it down. i'll start with a bloody mary, with Tito's Vodka if you have it Barkeep. And keep 'em comin' http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/thud.gif

[craig johnston]

tfi friday!
:)

[jasmina]

cheers...
Happy new year!

[zero]

hi big dogs

what's it to be tonight?

a bottle of whisky?

jam?


sawdust on the floor in readiness?

[NimbleMarmoset]

better get the *hiccup* sawdust. . . . http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/vomit.gif

[Gatsby]

Maker's Mark on the rocks with a splash of Coke for color, please!

[Brynn]

I'll have a club soda with a twist, thanks - hey Gatsby, good to see you. I just wanted to say thanks for your patience/wit with me on the "comb" thread every time I forget to put down something new to look for.

Hey barkeep! Could I still get some happy-hour appetizers? Here in the West I think I've still got 20 minutes...I'm really craving those grilled shrimp skewers.

[Gatsby]

No prob, Brynn. Everything's kosher here in the Pub Thread.

Would be even better if I could get a Red Stripe and a few cashews....

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://www.quahog5news.com/content/characters/barkeep.gif

[Gatsby]

A round of Maker's for everyone, courtesy of Gatsby!

(Since it's my birthday, I'm feeling particularly generous.)

[Frieda]

cheers gats, to many more happy birthdays! :D

[craig johnston]

that new barkeep looks shady to me

[Brynn]

As long as she keeps 'em coming.
Happy Birthday Gatsby!
It's funny, but I get so immersed in the week that sometimes I actually forget it's Friday, until I see the posts for the Pub and realize with a shock that the weekend is upon me. It's like picking up a five dollar bill in the street! :D

[craig johnston]

a bit short of cash today brynn, but
what it lacks in monetary value, it
makes up for in artistry:

http://n.1asphost.com/LPUNTA/Banknotes/ISLASCOOK7aSELLO.jpg

:)

[craig johnston]

check out the new barmaid!

http://www.drunkcelebs.co.uk/jordan/images/jordan011.jpg
:eek:

[Gatsby]

*stumbles into bar, hungover*

I need coffee, black, lots.

[skip intro]

http://students.washington.edu/jbwebb01/images/College/2003-2004%20-%20junior%20year/21st%20Birthday/Four%20Wisemen.jpg

[NimbleMarmoset]

http://liquidgraphyx.com/119%20-%20SOBER.jpg

i'll be your designated driver this evening and i'll take a ginger ale. . . . on the rocks.

[skip intro]

http://www.nathanandcheri.com/albums/wedding/med/rec%20drunk%20tad.jpg

cheers!
:)

[craig johnston]

http://ruslug.rutgers.edu/~mcgrof/PICS/00-New-years-at-dads/drunk-dad.jpg

aaaaannnnnnd i jus want you allll to knoooooooooow.....

what? it's saturday? already? no, like, sunday?!
oooohhhhmmmmigodddd.....
pour me another there miss...

[Brynn]

(waking up) Wha -? Sunday! How long have I been passed out??? Why didn't somebody - all I had was a - why, I feel crazier than a three-dollar b---ill. What in blazes is this in my pocket?
http://n.1asphost.com/LPUNTA/Banknotes/ISLASCOOK7aSELLO.jpg

[zero]

.

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1st pRIZE - bottle of plonk

ANSWER me THIS111!!!

how MUCH Do YOU KNOW?

no cheatin

strats later
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[Frieda]

i'm going to win

[venusupnorth]

(waking up) Wha -? Sunday! How long have I been passed out??? Why didn't somebody - all I had was a - why, I feel crazier than a three-dollar b---ill. What in blazes is this in my pocket?
http://n.1asphost.com/LPUNTA/Banknotes/ISLASCOOK7aSELLO.jpg
ROLF. seriously I had a friend that ended up in Africa after a week drunk and he described the situation when he woke up and saw the new bills in his pocket!

[Frieda]

when the hell is this pos pub quiz taking place??~!

[trisherina]

How much do I know? I know I have better stuff in the wine rack than plonk. And Frieda, well, Frieday has a BOOZE DISPENSER. Hmmph. Need I say more?

[Frieda]

i want to WIN

[trisherina]

women wave your pantyhose... sing the chorus and it goes...

WELL? WHEN ARE WE STARTING?

[Frieda]

i dont know


where's hte quizmaster?

[NimbleMarmoset]

i'm not waving those. . . but take a gander at these gams ;)

http://www.rainfall.com/posters/images/pinups/PINUP121.JPG

[Frieda]

thats not the quizmaster

[NimbleMarmoset]

^ :D

[Brynn]

Oooh la la!

[Brynn]

http://img.onedollardvd.com/shirts/mini-DSCF4686.JPG
According to the shirt on this gentleman, I really shouldn't have more than four of those things. So I'll pace myself with a microbrew for now and wait for the band to get started.

[trisherina]

I brought a date. We were predrinking file drawer Crown Royal at the end of the work day. He's mostly continent.

http://www.wonkette.com/images/scary-tm.jpg

Ooh, just a second... okay, scratch the continent bit. So, did I win the contest, or what?

[craig johnston]

i know nothing
which is the same as everybody else
except i know it
can i have my prize now?
i want to parade it in front of frieda's house
:)

[Brynn]

He who thinks he knows, doesn't know.
He who knows he doesn't know, knows.
But Craig, you think you know nothing,
which is certainly something. And you don't just think you know this.
You know you know this.
However, I don't believe you when you say you know nothing,
and therefore truly don't know what is true instead.
Therefore I should win.

[trisherina]

Is 11 AM too early to start drinking if you're on holiday?

You're right. Another cup of coffee.

Damn, it's musty in here. Open a window!

[Max Headroom]

It's Friday.


Time for a J&T

http://pics.seesaa.net/image/041029gin26tonic.JPG

[Max Headroom]

I guess I'm drinking alone today.

"....yeah, with nobody else"

[Brynn]

Max, I find myself looking into your J&T for subliminal messages. Go get me one too, there's a handsome monkey boy ;)

[jasmina]

It's Friday.



Time for a J&T

http://pics.seesaa.net/image/041029gin26tonic.JPG




I'm over a week late. Can I have one now please?

[Con ate dog]

It's Sunday night here, my Friday night,
Y'all's Sunday morning. I'm getting gunned,
'cause I'm on vacation come Friday,
and the schedule's gravy till then.

Anyone? Hair of the dog?
Irish up your coffee?
Chinese knock-off Bailey's?

[jasmina]

It's Sunday night here, my Friday night,
Y'all's Sunday morning. I'm getting gunned,
'cause I'm on vacation come Friday,
and the schedule's gravy till then.

Anyone? Hair of the dog?
Irish up your coffee?
Chinese knock-off Bailey's?

What he said.
I'm in.
Just a word of warning though - don't use the knock-off Bailey's to make a B52. Won't work.

[Brynn]

http://titanicmoviecollection.homestead.com/files/MarchTeaWeb.jpg
I completely missed Friday too! I'd like a Mimosa, please.

[Frieda]

is it friday yet?

[priceyfatprude]

It must be, somewhere.

Pass the prosecco. ;)

[Frieda]

i'm at work watching the sunrise from my window now.. maybe i'll take a sip from the flask in my office drawer :rolleyes:

[Con ate dog]

My God, five and a half hours cleaning out old files in my laptop, responding to job offers, answering questions from newbies coming to China, and downloading songs they sent me in gratitude.

And this is my day off. Next up: the ungodly stench wafting from my bathroom. I'm gonna go to the mall to pick up some bleach. On the way I'll stop for a beer, then another, and repeat until I forget all my responsibilities and just wander home gunned.

Cheers, all.

[jasmina]

http://www.thepatwhiteshow.com/images/BEER-WHI_2.jpg

[craig johnston]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767800761.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Brynn]

(pounding on door)
Open up! Open now!
Open! Open Open!
I want a martini!
Take that "closed till Friday" sign off the door!
Make an effort!
What's it going to take?
On my last thread here.
I demand -
I demand it!

[jasmina]

http://www.avalonwine.com/champagne-breakfast-header.jpg

[craig johnston]

and i thought it was just for bathing in.
silly me.

let's get sloshed!
:)

[jasmina]

Good idea - see you there in fivehttp://www.caesarspoconoresorts.com/assets/base/allrooms_chto.jpg

[craig johnston]

http://www.tradewindcharters.com/images/fullgalleryimgs/Champagne%20on%20bow%20of%20Kahala%20Kai.jpg

let's start on deck....

;)

[jasmina]

My spidey senses detect that you are in the pool already


http://spiderman.nicanordavid.com/SPIDERMAN-0132-small.jpg

[craig johnston]

help, i've been kidnapped, shrunken and painted red!
now my captor has taken me to her jacuzzi, where she
plans to have her unnatural pleaures with me (i hope).
i'll never drink again!

:eek:

[rmr]

http://www.tradewindcharters.com/images/fullgalleryimgs/Champagne%20on%20bow%20of%20Kahala%20Kai.jpg

let's start on deck....

;)


i don't know why but this pictures cracks me up

[jasmina]

i don't know why but this pictures cracks me up

I think it's the way the "groom" is looking at the sailor boy

[jasmina]

help, i've been kidnapped, shrunken and painted red!
now my captor has taken me to her jacuzzi, where she
plans to have her unnatural pleaures with me (i hope).
i'll never drink again!

:eek:

I assure you my "pleaures" are thoroughly natural

[craig johnston]

shame!
;)

[jasmina]

shame!
;)(lessly) flirting?

[dddrum]

Hey everybody! Have I missed happy hour?

[craig johnston]

(lessly) flirting?

yes please.
can i pop your cork?

http://www.tagliners.org/archive/champagne_cork.jpg

;)

[zero]

peaked too early again!! ha

<blink>LATE LICENSE</blink>

[craig johnston]

http://stuarthughes.blogspot.com/montana-booze-2.jpg

[zero]

.


http://web.ukonline.co.uk/patrick.chaplin/images/Anglia-DARTS%20PHDb.jpg


dont worry




i'm actually a carp darts player

[craig johnston]

i'm not coming out from behind this big glass my dad gave me.

[trisherina]

http://www.beerstein.net/pics/aab13-4.jpg

[Con ate dog]

THIS ROUND'S ON ME!!! And the next 3 as well. I just scored an incredible job, at double the pay, in a city full of beautiful canals, teaching in a pampered kindergarten. Expats from japan, Malaysia, Japan, America, Finland...

I move on Tuesday. Tonight I'm drinking until I can't speak English. Photos of the new city soon.

Hurry up, you bastards! Yer drikjn to sllwwly

brrkp! anothre around!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

*checks watch*

[craig johnston]

haj, it's your round mate!
bloody hell, wallet tighter than a......very tight thing.
:rolleyes:

[jasmina]

I had my Friday a day early this week and am now paying the price!
Night in with the telly and a pizza ...and of course all of you!

[Brynn]

THIS ROUND'S ON ME!!! And the next 3 as well. I just scored an incredible job, at double the pay, in a city full of beautiful canals, teaching in a pampered kindergarten. Expats from japan, Malaysia, Japan, America, Finland...

I move on Tuesday. Tonight I'm drinking until I can't speak English. Photos of the new city soon.

Hurry up, you bastards! Yer drikjn to sllwwly

brrkp! anothre around!

ahhh - thanks Con! I'll have a crushed basil martini, please. And congratulations - that sounds like a very sweet situation indeed! It must be a very intoxicating thing for you right now. I like the idea of having a roomful of impressionables from around the world - you must feel like a king!!!!

[Frieda]

*cough*

[trisherina]

Are you breaking out the wall dispensers again, Frieda? she asked hopefully.

[Frieda]

uhuh :)


bacardi's on me tonight! :D

[trisherina]

happy dance! (http://www.darkharbor.com/snoopydance/)

[Frieda]

yay!


oh, and

CHEERS :D

[zero]

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howdy big dogs

:::::TONiHGT - FREE BOOZE:::::

PLUS one of those RODEO MACHINE THINGYS for the LADIES

get your arses in here

thnakyou pardners



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[trisherina]

Quit pushing, rmr!

[zero]

^trisherama is wearing her badass stetson right now

[trisherina]

Who wants next turn? Max can't stay on forever.
http://static.flickr.com/23/30295802_35f63d5593.jpg

[rmr]

Quit pushing, rmr!

OUT OF MY WAY!!

[zero]

now just wait a goddam minute there rmr ma'm

i'm a-fun-havin' y'hear?

http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper618/stills/jfyd9074.jpg

[rmr]

^^that's not fun-having

i know fun-having when i see it.

[Max Headroom]

Who wants next turn? Max can't stay on forever.



You'd be amazed how long I can ride for.......


*snicker snicker*

[rmr]

^^ max -- do you consider that fun-having?

[zero]

^ good judge of fun-having

[rmr]

where's teh fere drinks

[zero]

mechanical bull first

[priceyfatprude]

Just a hot toddy for me thanks. My throat hurts. I'd have Girthy plans this evening, but don't want to give the poor man strep ****.

[Frieda]

awwwwwww i missed all teh cwowboy fun having!

[craig johnston]

http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2005/08/03/wdimdl03.jpg

cheers!

:)

[Gatsby]

http://www.negril.com/negril-jamaica/images/redstripe_150x150.jpg

[karma_queen]

spent the last couple of hours drinking these:
http://www.westons-cider.co.uk/acatalog/section_stowford.jpg

v nice!

now going to attempt to write my essay slightly tipsy...

[jasmina]

.http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/a/a9/233px-White_Wine_Glas.jpg

[Gatsby]

red beer, please. two olives.

[Gatsby]

Dood, this pub is dead. Some of you lurkers register and come drunk post with me, damnit.

[Gatsby]

Shot of vodka.

[jasmina]

ok. 6.30am London time.... beat that. still typing and still (just) focusing.....

[trisherina]

Can we do Friday again please?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i2.tinypic.com/t6yr1d.jpg

*sigh*

[craig johnston]

any good wine from your part of the world fox?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

"Black Stump Bordeaux" is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured
Burgundy, whilst a good "Sydney Syrup" can rank with any of the world's
best sugary wines.

"Chateau Bleu", too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and
its lingering afterburn.

"Old Smokey, 1968" has been compared favourably to a Welsh claret,
whilst the Australian Wino Society thoroughly recommends a 1970 "Coq du
Rod Laver", which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: 8 bottles
of this, and you're really finished -- at the opening of the Sydney
Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an
hour.

Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is "Perth Pink". This is a
bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a
wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

Another good fighting wine is "Melbourne Old-and-Yellow", which is
particularly heavy, and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.

Quite the reverse is true of "Chateau Chunder", which is an appellation
contrôlée, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation -- a fine wine
which really opens up the sluices at both ends.

Real emetic fans will also go for a "Hobart Muddy", and a prize winning
"Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wagga Wagga", which has a
bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.

[craig johnston]

so the answer's no then.

:rolleyes:

[trisherina]

The Neo Citran is making me very tipsy.

[Brynn]

Started drinking this morning and passed out by afternoon? Tsk tsk. Come on, rouse yourselves, the evening's young! Does everyone have a songsheet?
http://www.twickenhamoperatics.com/PC110080.jpg

[jasmina]

http://www.anti-hangover.com/images/cheers.jpg

[jasmina]

http://www.thesquire.ca/freedelivery/archives/drinking-alone.jpg

[12"razormix]

of course not...
http://www.indyscene.com/images/photos/29/Woman%20martini_Small_400.jpg
happy friday minaminamina !

[12"razormix]

.
... who tf drinks at this ungodly time of day ??! :mad:

[jasmina]

.
... who tf drinks at this ungodly time of day ??! :mad:
It's nearly lunchtime!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.bibulous.ch/images/r01oz11.jpg

[zenbabe]

We are officially in the PM folks!

[Coffee]

http://home.arcor.de/chris.bernhardt/Bilder/Dart%20Boards/Pub%20Darts%201937.jpg

[magdalen]

http://members.fortunecity.com/babyboomer/forties/forties013.jpg

[Clytie]

watchin the cavs and pistons tonite! *DANCES*

[trisherina]

(bump)

[l'azizza]

there it is!!


we love trish!!

(ty)

what are you wearing?

I mean, what are you consuming?

[trisherina]

An Al Capone Sweet. And a glass of something from the next-door people dubiously labeled "Three Roos" (a Wine Kitz limited release!) :confused:

[Jack Flanders]

Sounds awful - drink a lot of water.

[Max Headroom]

It was a three Guinness night,,,

you can never go wrong with that... and that is the truth galfdarinit!!!

[Clytie]

i had such a friggin awesome friday night :)

[bealeblues]

i haven't been t'pub since thursday :)

[Clytie]

i now live for fridays n0w

[bealeblues]

speaking of going t'pub, what's the latest with our resident scholar, dC?

[Zildjian]

I need a nice cold beer after working all night - Bartender! :D

Im off to the real pub after browsing around a little more, trying desperately to avert a nervous breakdown.




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[jasmina]

I need Friday to happen NOW please.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i5.tinypic.com/20k8214.jpg

Manfred is always the first to arrive, but Manfred, why the long face?

[zero]

Manfred, why the long face?


because, meester fox, it's been a very long, hard and exhausting week in case you hadn't noticed


now line up fifteen pints of mcewans export on the bar would you? there's a good chap

[craig johnston]

only when you stop eating the ashtray...

:rolleyes:

[Marcus Bales]

It was a three Guinness night,,,

you can never go wrong with that... and that is the truth galfdarinit!!!


It was a three Guinness night, and he only had enough cash for two.

I can't decide whether that ought to go in "American Sentences" or "The BLF Game".

Barkeep! I'll have another iced tea with two lemons, and think about it.

[craig johnston]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/yourplaceandmine/images/belfast/kitchen_int7.jpg

[trisherina]

A round for the house!

[trisherina]

I have a little Chateau de Montifaud left still... here, I'll warm it for you.

[zero]

<s>where, you'll warm it for me?</s>http://www.zombiesopzondag.nl/gastboek/smilies/eyebrow2.gif

sorry about that unbecoming innuendo

[zero]

haha

i'm at the two pint stage - a perfect pitch of pished ness

[rmr]

<s>where, you'll warm it for me?</s>http://www.zombiesopzondag.nl/gastboek/smilies/eyebrow2.gif

sorry about that unbecoming innuendo


wow wow wow

i'm not offended!!!

[zero]

rmr hahahaha this is great!!

[rmr]

have another pint and i'll still NOT be offended

warm it up!!

[zero]

^hahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahaha!!!!!! this is tremendous

what's everybody's favourite snacky thing at a bar?

mine's squid!!

[12"razormix]

i would too

[zero]

perfect

[zero]

nobody touch razomrix's nibbles!

[zero]

:mad: what's wrong with me??


i keep on innuendoing!

[rmr]

not offended

not offended at all

[zero]

^broadminded ness

[dinzdale]

..and a packet of camels please!

[rmr]

^^ toes?

[rmr]

^broadminded ness

who you calling broad

are you saying i have a big arse??

[dinzdale]

Isnt everyone, Chubbo?

[zero]

are you saying i have a big arse??

:mad: yes. now are you offended?

[zenbabe]

^^^^ Big Arse

[Brynn]

Well, I've been exercising my own big arse, and now it wants a beer.

[dinzdale]

"Old Thumper", perhaps?

[Brynn]

You mean
Peppery, spicy aroma with hint of apples?
A luscious balance of grain and hop in the mouth, bitter sweet finish with delicate fruit notes? Warm, rounded yet surprisingly delicate pale strong beer?

Sounds mighty fine!:)

[jasmina]

This Friday, I'm jetting off to Seville, land of oranges and tapas.
I will be thinking of you all as I drink Sangria (with oranges)

[trisherina]

Anyone need a sober driver or a shoulder to cry on?

[12"razormix]

nope. have a wonderful weekend, trish! :)

[zero]

trisharama are you hahasaying we peaked to earlyhaha?:D

[12"razormix]

oh stop it, ye olde bampot!

[zero]

^at the two pint stage - all downhill from here

[12"razormix]

bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmphffffffnapkin ? :rolleyes:

[zero]

please:o


sorry about that - it came completely without warnbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmphffffffoh christ

[12"razormix]

you http://www.mfarmer.ru/images/smiley/sick.gif


got

a little bit



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of rheum

there.


http://www.mfarmer.ru/images/smiley/sick.gif http://www.mfarmer.ru/images/smiley/sick.gif


on your collar.

[zero]

bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmphfffffffvck

ok i think that's it

[zero]

bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmphffffffih ih ih ihhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mphffffff

[priceyfatprude]

Is it too late to get a martini, a little dirty, extra olives?

[ambo]

I've got three bags of potting soil I got from Home Depot..........

[trisherina]

A good week where it's not til the end that you find the strap lines that kept you tied to the chair.

[Jack Flanders]

I've got three bags of potting soil I got from Home Depot..........



Let's save those for the the spring planting, ok? :)

[zenbabe]

Who wants to meet up for happy hour?

[Brynn]

excellent!

[zero]

happy hour?? that was hahours ago - c'mon people KEEPUP!:D

[zero]

:mad: some happy hour!


there's not a happy in sight

[zero]

bollocks to this, i'm going outside for some brrrrrruup nice cold fresh air

[auntie aubrey]

fellow teetotalers can join me over in the designated driver's corner. bring your ice water and pocket full of car keys.

[zero]

fellow teetotalers can join me over in the designated driver's corner. bring your ice water and pocket full of car keys.

http://forums.devx.com/images/smilies/sick.gifand sickbag s

[trisherina]

bampot ^^^

[auntie aubrey]

*checks watch*

someone could at least spot me a pitcher of sweet tea and maybe a plate of hotwings.

[zenbabe]

*clink*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[12"razormix]

bollocks to this, i'm going outside for some brrrrrruup nice cold fresh air*pointing to a tuft of hair sticking up at an awkward angle* :o you might want to fix that..

windy out?

[lostsadie]

OHHHHH the morning after...laying in bed feeling slightly feverish...can't sleep but head is too wobbly for you to get up...stomach protesting with great fervor to any movement...drifting in a sea of bleck. Friday nights are great!! It's Saturday mornings I dread.

[zero]

windy out?

http://www.kirupa.com/forum/images/smilies/hair.gifno. why do you ask?

[12"razormix]

( your combover's backwards.. )

[zero]

that new nivea shampoo makes it flyaway

[Brynn]

I woke up at ten this morning and asked "Is it too early for a bloody mary, or that just too much to ask?"

[l'azizza]

it's never too early (wink wink)

are tomato beers drunk anywhere else?

[Jack Flanders]

... and never ordered after 2 PM.

[trisherina]

Here they call them Red-Eyes.

[trisherina]

It's got to be pub time somewhere.

[zero]

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<tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
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TRISHERAMA & HER UKULELE LASSIES
(not what you think - black metal)
support band "they might be mahoosive"</h3>
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[zenbabe]

*clink*

[Brynn]

http://starbulletin.com/2005/08/14/news/art8b.jpg
Pina coladas - dos por favor!

[zenbabe]

bring out the hooch!

[Tunesmith]

you realize that stuff is illegal, of course...



Pour me a glass, s'il vous plait :D

[Frieda]

:cool:

[Odbe]

you realize that stuff is illegal, of course...

Nothing's illegal until you get caught.

[zero]

bring out the hooch!

beware of hooch especially if made from potato peelings inside the arctic circle - causes psychotic doolally ness



this i know to be true

[Brynn]

I need me some psychotic dollallyness with a tequila chaser, please

[zenbabe]

who's ready?

[trisherina]

If I didn't have to take the dog to the vet, I'd be way ahead of you!

[zero]

i'm away head of the two of you in fact peaked an hour ag
o

[zenbabe]

^^^ It's all downhill from here..

[Brynn]

wheeeeeeeeeeee...

[zero]

i;ve got the waltzers


anybody know any taxi no.s?

[Brynn]

posting here is actually making me want to drink for real

[lostsadie]

Have one or two on me...my treat.

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/stippitt/800px-Flaming_cocktails.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

Thanks!!! :)

[Brynn]

you pyros

[Odbe]

totally :D

[lostsadie]

Alcoholic pyros...are there any other kind? :D

[Jack Flanders]

Flame on, man!!

[zenbabe]

who you calling gay?

[Frieda]

^^^ homosexuals!!

[Brynn]

Somebody buy me a drink - I just spent $249 at the veterinarian's. Fido's going to be okay, though :)

[T.I.P.]

Hi there ^
Your face is familiar..have I seen you in here before ?
http://www.aclu.org/images/client/martini.jpghttp://www.aclu.org/images/client/martini.jpg

[Brynn]

Aren't you that amazing sound artist????

[T.I.P.]

Yes, amazing ;).
Unfortunately it's way past my bedtime. I'll see you around then ?


Possibly the worse follow up line ever ?

[Brynn]

sorry, the din in here is so loud...?

what????
MMMmmmartini....

[Brynn]

Proust?

[Brynn]

Asparagus in the bedpan? Don't you mean chamberpot?
What????

[Brynn]

Yes bartender, that was yummy, I'll have another - put it on this fine gentleman's tab (he's famous you know)

[brightpearl]

I want a dirty martini, but I'm the designated driver.

Oh! Someone's tossed it in the loo.

[Brynn]

There's only one solution to this. We must walk.
I'm a black belt in umbrella.

[T.I.P.]

* yawn *
...aaahhhhmmphhh... My ceilings not that color. Where TF am I ?

* stretch, roll over *

And who is that :eek: ???!!?

[zenbabe]

apparently I straightened my hair last night.