friday in our very own pub thraed

[brightpearl]

Dude, I heard T.I.P got so wasted he woke up with the chick that played the obnoxious neighbor girl on "Punky Brewster."

Next time, y'all let me drive.

[Brynn]

Was she there??? I had a subpoena somewhere I was supposed to give her...

[brightpearl]

*peers through tinted glass*

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Hey, does anybody know when they open? I want a steak and kidney pie.

[trisherina]

Someone's coming to open up!

http://www.secondchanceprisoncanine.org/Graphics/Graduation/Loki%20opening%20door.jpg

[trisherina]

"What? A LION!!"

[zero]

"What? A LION!!"

HHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE JOKES


THIS IS GREAT!!

[12"razormix]

^^^ fvckken happy thread :mad:

[zero]

och schtremmee dinnie you go gettin all morose on my arse now


especially since i've invited someone special to come in for a drink tonight - that's right - MR. PERKINS!

[12"razormix]

mr. perkins my arse!

[zero]

well you've changed your tune alright because i specifically remember you saying just the other day "this mr. perkins dude sounds really friendly"


:mad: look, just have another fvckken drink make it a double, whatever, cheer the fvck up before mr. perkins arrives

[12"razormix]

http://www.subr.edu/electricaleng/Faculty%20and%20Staff/Mr_Porche.jpg

mr. perkins does not look kindly upon this kind of thing..

[zero]

oh fvckk i can feel myslef starting to peak and it's only 8:15pm

[12"razormix]

mr. perkins angers easily.

( he has his standards )

[12"razormix]

i'm gonna get off at 8:17pmsee this is exactly the kind of thing that makes mr. perkins angry.

[12"razormix]

Fsjhhwwfh has been loggin in for about 10 minutes now - you think he's going to make it??

[zero]

i'm okay now!! i've sorted myself out!!


THIS IS GREAT AGAIN!!

[12"razormix]

napkin?

[zero]

Fsjhhwwfh has been loggin in for about 10 minutes now - you think he's going to make it??


even if he manages to get in here he's not getting served - he's obviously had far too much already

[12"razormix]

ungrateful bastard!!! :mad:

[12"razormix]

see. he's gone. that would go on YOUR cap now wouldnae it! nice job mr. zero :mad: :mad: :mad:

[zero]

napkin?


okaykin, but just for 20 mins and you have to spoon me not the other way round

[zero]

see. he's gone. that would go on YOUR cap now wouldnae it! nice job mr. zero :mad: :mad: :mad:

je ne regrette rien - he was prolly going to toast jam all over the place anyway

[12"razormix]

i liked his name :(

at least he didn't crazy sex talk like SOME people....

( spoon my arse )

[zero]

( spoon my arse )


i'm printing that off and making it into a wee badge:)

[Tunesmith]

Ehhh...

I need something strong.

[12"razormix]

3.5% goat milk!

[zero]

3.5% goat milk!


before you edited it i was going to print that off and make it into a another wee badge!

[Tunesmith]

before you edited it i was going to print that off and make it into a another wee badge!

that would go over well with the ladies ;)

[zero]

Ehhh...

I need something strong.


barman!! set e'm up for young master tunes - his usual quart of sarsaparilla!!


and don't you knock it all back at once tunes, you hear?

[12"razormix]

:mad:

[12"razormix]

where's my fvckken sarssshhhhfffffmph....

my shash..







damn.

[zero]

:mad: oh ffs absinthe always makes you like this- the sarspirilla's for tunes and tunes only!!

[Tunesmith]

Ahhhhh...

You say something, zero?

i feel slightly woooozy

[zero]

well i feel totally blootered

[Tunesmith]

well i feel totally blootered

I think you mean "snockered"

[zero]

you be snockered ifyou want but i'm defifvcckenately BLOOTERED

[brightpearl]

Yes, I'd like to buy a margarita for my friend Seth (http://www.zefrank.org/project/265/) here.

No, no salt.

Will you be serving oysters later? Oysters make Seth nervous.

[craig johnston]

what's the password?

:(

(sorry, shoulda been :confused: ) but i'm not allowed)

[trisherina]

http://www.schenectady.k12.ny.us/users/title3/snowyday/snowangel.jpg

[brightpearl]

what's the password?

:(

(sorry, shoulda been :confused: ) but i'm not allowed)

Sorry, I forgot you couldn't look at it unless you have an ORG account! You should start one -- it's neat over there. The project is Calvacade of Seth Cargo. He's a little snail figurine that's been kidnapped and is currently traversing the globe.

[Brynn]

I like that ORG, brightpearl - thanks! I was shocked to find out that there are fifty people from my immediate neighborhood in there, not to mention job listings and events. All signed up I yam.
I could not find Seth. I fell into the pond for a couple of hours though.

This pond's smaller - but it's home.


for CJ:
obviously we have a problem here.

What's the big deal?


I've decided that you can only use the blue icons
:confused: :rolleyes: ;) :eek: :cool:
and on very rare occasions, :( but only because it's close to the blue spectrum.
Those are your favorites, after all, so you really shouldn't complain, okay?
If you'd like to convey :) or any other emotions I'm afraid you'll just have to use combinations of what's within the guidelines.
Under no circumstances are you to use :mad:
There may be occasions that :o could be appropriate for your personal use, but we'll really have to take it on a case by case basis, if that's okay.
If there are any further questions, just ask me and we'll try to work it out.

[Tunesmith]

I like that ORG, brightpearl - thanks! I was shocked to find out that there are fifty people from my immediate neighborhood in there, not to mention job listings and events.

Brynn, there are actually a couple of people on the ORG on my street. For the longest time, I was aware of them, but didn't make any effort to get in touch. Something tells me the whole process of introducing myself might be the teensiest bit difficult, especially because I don't really know the exact addresses:

Me: "Hi! I like Ze Frank! Do you like Ze Frank? Want to be Sports Racer pals?"

New Friend: *slams door*

But earlier in the year, I was in the local Starbucks, waiting in line for my frappuccino, and I heard a woman behind me mention something to her friend about a certain "Show" that was ending on March 17th.

Unfortunately, I didn't ask her about it :(
I got worried we might have a Sports Racer Showdown, or something like that. Trade Power Moves and the like. Show off our knowledge of the "Hello, New Viewer" segments.

...but I knew who would've won. I can reenact Arthur Miller plays with a cellphone, wallet, and paperclip like the best of 'em ;)

[craig johnston]

thanks brynn, i clearly need guidance in this area. it's so hard to
ignore the ;) , but as it causing others distress, i must desist.

:(

[brightpearl]

Dear CJ,
If you'd ever like to respond to one of my posts with :mad:, :p, :D, or :o, that would be all right with me.

Brightpearl

And Brynn, here's a link to the Seth thread over at zefrank.org:
http://www.zefrank.org/project/265/
If it doesn't get you there for some reason, go to "projects" section and click on "The Cavalcade of Seth." You can read more about the history of the project on the other forum (http://theforum.zefrank.com/showthread.php?t=5896).

[T.I.P.]

it's now officially happy hour over here in France.

I'll have a double churchill martini, olive with fourme d'ambert cheese, and have a glass of Saint Emilion brought over to the lovely lady over there.
<img src="http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/martini1_med.jpg" width="200"><img src="http://a-la-louche.typepad.fr/a_la_louche/images/picot_monturon_2004.jpg" width="150">



On second thought make that a single, wouldn't want to lose face during yoga class. :cool: :o

[zero]

:mad: you'll have nothing of the sort. this is a proper pub and you can leave your airs and graces in outside the door.


you'll have two pints of tartan special, two packets of cheese and onion crisps and bloody well enjoy them.


and as for losing face during yoga class - YOGA MY ARSE

[brightpearl]

I'll have a dirty martini, please. Not driving this time, ha ha.

Wow, did you see that girl chuck a whole glass of wine at that guy? Seems kinda harsh, especially coming from someone with mall bangs.

Hey, isn't that dude with the unibrow her boyfriend?

I wonder where he's going with that crowbar.

[T.I.P.]

:D :D

[zero]

Hey, isn't that dude with the unibrow her boyfriend?


yes. and he's also our resident rave era-throwback dj. he recreates something of the oldskool rave daze every fiday by playing us his phat bangin tunes from his "mobile disco" (it's a bike). his name is johnston.

[brightpearl]

Man, that was quite a show, wasn't it? Good thing the bouncer ran all three of them out.

Hey, isn't that TIP in the corner snogging with Mall Bangs' hot sister?

He must have sent her a good glass of wine.

[T.I.P.]

Wow, did you see that girl chuck a whole glass of wine at that guy? Seems kinda harsh, especially coming from someone with mall bangs.


she obviously couldn't tell a Bordeaux from a Beaujolais :rolleyes:

edit: luckily the sister had class

[brightpearl]

Just remember: Mall Bangs = Cold Duck

edit: luckily the sister had class
I think you meant to say, "huge bazongas."

[DiggerDude]

Yay! Let's get drunk and merry!

[daverbee]

Let's get Mary drunk!

[DiggerDude]

Let's get Mary drunk!

Even Better!

[12"razormix]

so very true.

[zero]

^beautifully blootered all glassy eyed and big daft grin

[12"razormix]

nwho rfrrrrrrrrrrrr U?

[zero]

am yurrbastartin favrit man, so a am

aye.

[12"razormix]

ar4rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tharrrrrrr she blows!

[zero]

pished

[12"razormix]

yiou certinly are!!! :mad: bad bad boy

[zero]

:mad: NAW! AMURNY!

[12"razormix]

♪ ah knowww what yor thin♪♪kinnnn♪♪

[zero]

not difficult to know


braman!! more <s>frinks</s>drinks!!

[12"razormix]

shpeek fo YOself1

DONJTfvkn edit you crap on me all the time!

[zero]

shpeek fo YOself1

DONJTfvkn edit you crap on me all the time!


i cannie help it i keep thnking of addons

a soon as ive toasted the addons come at me at a terrific rate

[12"razormix]

ions come at me at a terrific ratehttp://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/smiley-jhp-rocks.gif:confused: that was innuendo wasnt it!!!

[zero]

http://www.jesseshunting.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/smiley-jhp-rocks.gif:confused: that was innuendo wasnt it!!!


<s>yes!</s> <s>no!</s> <s>another addon</s> i don't know

[12"razormix]

glassy eyed:)

see all this wokr yo makin me do 'n then you edit yo shit again :mad: :mad:

[12"razormix]

i don't know éither :mad: so there! :mad: :mad:

[zero]

why not let us go out onto the balcony under the threquarters of a moon in the still night air?


and why not indeed?


so they did

[priceyfatprude]

Can I get a mango mojito, please?

[zero]

hello goodevening aunt prude


i'll go up to the bra and buy you one of those magno things, whatever you called it from the braman, he'll know


and i'll not spill it, no, on the way back from the bra

[12"razormix]

i'm not even wearin one :)

hiya auntie prudes!

[zero]

hhhnrªz°mrixnnhhhhhhhhh

[12"razormix]

who the fvck needs a bra! :)

[zero]

back to the balcony

now

[priceyfatprude]

hello razor

0, please do ont spill mojito on my bra!

[Brynn]

I really do not know what I'd dow without this thread to tell me that yes indededdee it is Friday and officially I can have a drink after I go do my thrid part timer thing in an hour later today - so I'm not drinking yet. I will drink here by myself on the West Coast after all you good easty wind folks are asleep and thinkg about the passing of time and how good it is to know that it is Friday because this thread is here blah blah blah where's my vodka martini anyway??? I was just kidding aobut not drinking before work! Just a little one and then I'll be fine fine fine fine.

thanks. I'm off! (whistling cheerily and wishing sometimes that message board bars were real but that would really be bad in the long run so accepting things as they are for now but not for long)

[Brynn]

and that, by the way, is a very nice bra prude, I meant to say earlier. I have on a rather pretty one myself - brown and magenta lace, very pretty and a little tawdry. Have another mango mojito...

[T.I.P.]

who the fvck needs a bra! :)
back to the balcony
now

in france when we say "il y a du monde au balcon" (i.e. there seem to be people at the balcony) it means that someone of the female gender nearby is sporting rather large boobs.

The fact that she would be sans bra might serve to heighten the effect.

[Jack Flanders]

Can I get a mango mojito, please?

One for the other lady and one for me, please!! :D

[Tunesmith]

in france when we say "il y a du monde au balcon" (i.e. there seem to be people at the balcony) it means that someone of the female gender nearby is sporting rather large boobs.

The fact that she would be sans bra might serve to heighten the effect.

:eek:

That is quite possibly the best idiom I've ever heard. :D

I can't wait to use that in French class on Monday...

[brightpearl]

Zenbabe!!
You're over 21, right? Meet me here at 5 and lemme buy you a drink!
Cosmopolitan? Dirty martini?
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1169971/2/istockphoto_1169971_cranberry_martini.jpg
http://www.blogontherocks.com/images/DirtyMartini.jpg

Or there's always a Michelada if you're looking to put hair on your chest...
http://www.cabosanlucasvillas.net/dining/michelada.jpg

I'm going to have a Shirley Temple.
http://a3.vox.com/6a00c2251c64fb549d00c2251e1e3b8fdb-320pi
I feel like living on the edge.

[daverbee]

http://home.earthlink.net/~mikerider/webpics/GuinnessBeer.jpg

for me, please.

[Stephi_B]

Some black beauties

http://www.germanfoods.org/consumer/images/Koestritzer-BlackBeer-Bottl.jpg

for the 2 b-day kids - Cheers! :)

[T.I.P.]

I'm going to have a Shirley Temple.
http://a3.vox.com/6a00c2251c64fb549d00c2251e1e3b8fdb-320pi
I feel like living on the edge.

^ living on the edge, but not to the point of forgetting to drink one glass of water per glass of booze ;)

[brightpearl]

^^Laugh if you will, but do you know what kind of preservatives there are in maraschino cherries? You gotta be crazy to eat one.

CRAAAAAAAAaaaazy.

[Tunesmith]

With a 3 hour car ride ahead of me, I think a couple o' rounds sounds good to me... :(

Mind if i join you in ordering my usual mocktail, brightpearl?

Damn drinking age...

[Veruki]

http://home.earthlink.net/~mikerider/webpics/GuinnessBeer.jpg

for me, please.

I'll take one 2!

So who interested in that pool table strip show???http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a91/nati4you/heels.jpg

[brightpearl]

^^^Holey Moley, I've wandered into the wrong sort of pub...
:eek:

Mind if i join you in ordering my usual mocktail, brightpearl?

Sure thing, sweetie. Perhaps you'd like a Jersey Lily.
1 glass sparkling apple juice
2 dashes of bitters
1/4 teaspoon sugar
Shake; don't stir. Add cherry.

No? A nada colada, then?
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061208/061208_pina_colada_vmed.widec.jpg

[Veruki]

^^^Holey Moley, I've wandered into the wrong sort of pub...
:eek:


You're right...we should skip the naughty dances and just keep drinking.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a91/nati4you/cocktails.jpg

[zero]

i've been standing at this bra for half an hour an still havenie got a drink!


:mad: not enough bramen in this bra!

[12"razormix]

*silently pushing a glass down the bra*

[12"razormix]

ice?

[zero]

buggerated fvkkstiks i never saw that coming it was so silent


slide another one down the bra please


and eh, and i'll need a cloth

[12"razormix]

slainte! :)


oh and keep the cloth..

[zero]

my trousers are ruined but hey thanks anyway for the cloth


:) slainte mohr!


so, you been a braperson here for long? what's yer name?

[Frieda]

hello

is this a free stool?

[brightpearl]

^^^ I love you guys. :D

So which one of you will be played by John Ratzinger and which by George Wendt when they make the movie?

"Zero!!! Razor!!"

[zero]

frieda! sit yourself down and have some nibbles


brightpearl!! hang on and i'll get a bigger chair for them ol' thunderthighs o' yours



i'm just <s>chatting up</s> talking to the bramaid

[Frieda]

ooh i love bra nibbles!

[12"razormix]

So which one of you will be played by John Ratzinger and which by George Wendt when they make the movie?

"Zero!!! Razor!!"i want NOTHING to do with the pope!!! :mad: i'll be george thank you very much :mad: :mad:

[12"razormix]

*shouting over shoulder* honey, you gon' be the pope or what??

[craig johnston]

razor my dear. sorry i'm late. i had some trouble with some weirdoes on the way.
could you sort 'em out (like last time?).
ta!

:)

[zero]

i've lost track of the bra banter already - some bugger must've slipped me a micky finn


frieda and pearliewhites are your bra nibbles and bra stools ok for you?


johnstom good to see you!!



THIS IS GREAT:D

[zero]

(zormix has sloped off through to the sports bra to watch "friday night with mr.perkins" on the mahoosive tv that's in there)

[brightpearl]

I had an extra invisible donut today, Zero, so perhaps I need a bigger seat! You're sweet for seeing to my every whim.

But if anyone nibbles on my bra I am totally out of here! :eek:

Where's my Foaming Dragon (http://www.healthunit.on.ca/mocktails/recipes.html#dragon)?

[Veruki]

Bad day, drinks aren't working, I wanna cry :(. Can someone sing me a good ol' drinking song... I need another martini...:(

[Frieda]

this bra is excacly what i need-- nibbly bits and foaming dragons

[zero]

foaming dragon?


how many of them does it take to get you blooterd

[Frieda]

that depends on where you position the foam--

i brought my mentha spicata L. to make mojitos, it will help the dragon for the foam too

[zero]

i brought my mentha spicata L.


http://forums.bradbarnett.net/images/smilies/eyebrow.gif ma'am, do you have a licence to carry that?

[12"razormix]

Bad day, drinks aren't workingi hear ya! have a martini on the house. i can feel a drinking song comin' up....

[zero]

stand well back from the bra everyone - she aways does this.. says "song" when she actually means "brussel sprouts peas and carrots i had for dinner"

[Veruki]

^a bit early for dinner...:eek:

[zero]

she's in ªs°k° - they have rilly weird dinnertimes and teatimes there

[Veruki]

I'm all for teatime... earl grey (with a little something "extra") anyone?

[daverbee]

^a bit early for dinner...:eek:

Not when you're drinking your dinner.

[Veruki]

^ so true...so true...

[Frieda]

http://forums.bradbarnett.net/images/smilies/eyebrow.gif ma'am, do you have a licence to carry that?
yes sir yes i do

even a distribution license so im all licensed.

who nibbled the bra all empty??

[zero]

i know - it's ridiclious - you just can't get brrrrrrrruuupdecent brastaff these days


i'm having one of those nights when nomatter how much i drink i can't get durnk

[12"razormix]

you're just not trying hard enough :mad:

GET YO ARSE BACK IN THE BRA!

[Frieda]

oi..

maybe we can test our drunk status by this video

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vp-is6S_b_g"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vp-is6S_b_g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

i suggest a dance-off

[zero]

I CAN DO THAT!!
I CAN DO THAT!!
I CAN DO THAT!

stand back everyone...

[Frieda]

YO VIP

let's KCIK IT

* snap *

* snap *

* snap *

* snap *

* snap *

[12"razormix]

*stares*

[Frieda]

come on zimTrix

* snap *

* snap *

* snap *

* snap *

* snap *

[12"razormix]

i...um i have to.... .....yeah! do my hair!!!! ... i have to do my hair!

NOW!!!

[12"razormix]

*turns around and shudders*

[zero]

c'mon!! it's EASY!! see? look at me!!!

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/98ee_f_2t8o"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/98ee_f_2t8o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[12"razormix]

oh he be posting them devil's pictures and video recording things again... that zero, why self-centered, aggressive old bampot that you are!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Frieda]

ooh they put a new record on

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tyAvaLsLFl8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tyAvaLsLFl8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[zero]

:eek: ^THAT'S ONE OF JOHNSTONS BANGING TUNES

I CAN DO THAT!!
I CAN!!
AND I'M NOT DURNK EITHER



oh he be posting them devil's pictures and video recording things again... that zero, why self-centered, aggressive old bampot that you are!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:


don't make me bake yet another bread!!

[12"razormix]

i could if i really wanted to! :D

[Frieda]

careful- you set him off

:eek:

[12"razormix]

he's sorting himself out the old bampot so he is.

[zero]

could somebody phone an ambliance?


it's my arse - i think i've dislocated it

[12"razormix]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tyAvaLsLFl8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tyAvaLsLFl8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! :eek:

[12"razormix]

it's my arse - i think i've dislocated itthat's your head, love, it belongs there!

[Veruki]

could somebody phone an ambliance?


it's my arse - i think i've dislocated it

Help is on the way!!
http://www.the-messenger.com/articles/stories/200303/01/ambulance-service_news.jpg

[Frieda]

where is johnston anyway? :confused: i thought he was here?

[zero]

THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! :eek:

yes no problem - a pleasure to play your special request


may i have the pleasure of this dance?


ok ........HERE WE GO!!!

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tin6NJqQQsM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tin6NJqQQsM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Frieda]

i think johnston is in that video

[12"razormix]

there's your drinking song, verushka! :)

[zero]

*high five*

[Veruki]

there's your drinking song, verushka! :)

Thank the stars!! The drinks taste much better now!:)

[zero]

again? shall we?


oh yes please zero!!!!


ok then...just one more time..


<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tin6NJqQQsM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tin6NJqQQsM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[craig johnston]

i'm back.
caiprihinha or however the fluke you spell it bramaid!

:)

[Frieda]

see, told you he was in that video.

[craig johnston]

Frieda! *sloppy hug*
:)

[Frieda]

hi hun
is this one of your banging tunes?

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tyAvaLsLFl8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tyAvaLsLFl8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[craig johnston]

glad you like it, whatever it is.
let's do the okeycokey etc.
:)

[brightpearl]

hi hun
is this one of your banging tunes?

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I'm having a flashback to being hammered on vodka.

[craig johnston]

pearly! *sloppy snog*

:)

[T.I.P.]

* tap tap tap *

um... mr. craig johnston sir ?

I'm going to have to ask you stay away from my sister.
Pappy said we ain't allowed to talk to strangers.


bratender: I'll have a double milk and cookies please.

[brightpearl]

*SMACK*

*thud*

Thanks bro, but I can take care of myself. :D

[Veruki]

Whoa Whoa... No brafights please. :eek: Bring out the hobbits!!

[brightpearl]

CJ knows I love him. Or he will when he wakes up. I was just reminding him that I'm a lady.

*snaps open parasol*
*belches loudly*

[T.I.P.]

that's good cuz this here milk is makin' me mighty tired, and dizzy, too. i wonder....if ...some...body...tin...kered...with...it...while I...was.. in...the......

*snore*

[Veruki]

that's good cuz this here milk is makin' me mighty tired, and dizzy, too. i wonder....if ...some...body...tin...kered...with...it...while I...was.. in...the......

*snore*

I don't think that was milk....ouch!

[brightpearl]

S'okay. I'll take him home.

Again.

He usually holds his milk okay, but with that Nestle Quik chaser, he's out like a light.

edit: When he comes to, somebody tell CJ I wouldn'ta socked him so hard if it hadn't been for the garlic breath.

[brightpearl]

There, I took off his shoes and put him to bed.

He really needs to get some new socks.

Wow, have you guys been throwing peanuts into CJ's mouth this whole time?

[Veruki]

I wanted no part in the peanut throwing contest. :D ok I might have...a little.

[Veruki]

Sadly I shall depart for now... Have fun!

[AllegroNg]

n/m:eek:

[priceyfatprude]

martini, please

hot, a little dirty & extra extra olives

[Brynn]

http://whats_for_dinner.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/martini2_1.jpg
it's what's for dinner

[craig johnston]

http://www.stairwaytohell.com/articles/img/article-kblake/Party/GaryPartisPissed.jpg

[Veruki]

Well that was some party huh...

[zero]

yeh my head's like a bass drum now



anything much go on elswhere on the board while we were in here last night?

[Veruki]

a crazy bomb happened...but i refuse to comment on that...

[brightpearl]

OMG!! You guys left CJ on the floor all night?!?

*sigh*
*Sheesh* I wouldn'ta clocked you if I'd known you have a glass jaw. C'mon baby. Let's get you cleaned up. :)

You're lucky I didn't let TIP have at you, you know...he might be a Frenchie mildrinker, but he has mojo.

Here, knock a couple of these back
http://www.pharmaceutical-technology.com/projects/kondirolli/images/5-aspirin.jpg
with this.
http://www.edenfoods.com/store/images/products/zoom/110570.jpg

Down here we eat menudo for hangovers.
http://www.brownpride.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/menudo.jpg
Oh, that? That's just tripe. And lengua. What? It's a tradition!!

[Brynn]

^gimme some o'that co-dependent facilitatin'

[craig johnston]

aw thanks darlin' although that stew looks a bit gristly to me.
reminds me of something.

erm, i didn't accidentally do anything? err, you know, i
was a bit lathered and...

:o

[brightpearl]

*hesitates*

Of course not, sweetie! I was just doing my John Travolta impression and you got in the way.

^gimme some o'that co-dependent facilitatin'

:eek: You totally nailed me.
:D

[Frieda]

hello

[brightpearl]

Yah, I still feel like it's Friday, too.
:D

[Frieda]

:D i am tired though.. been a shitty week. but, the bra is open! :)

[zero]

who opened the bra!?

[brightpearl]

The landlord gave me a key so I could scrape CJ off the floor.

[zero]

The landlord gave me a key


forget johnstom - he's a lost cause


but very quickly now pearlywhites, get a locksmith to cut us duplicate of that key

[Frieda]

the window is open, people. no need for a key.

[zero]

the window is open, people. no need for a key.


:mad: somebody must have forgotten to shut it after last night's "run and dive headfirst straight out of the gent's toilet window to land safely onto the big pile of empty beer barrels outside then get up run round into the front door of the bra and into the gent's and do it again" competition.

[Frieda]

actually, i left it open to get into the bra today.

but now i hear about that contest, i do understand why johnston has a black eye!

[craig johnston]

bloody hell, i need a drink.
could someone just help me off the floor?
i've been down here all day and it's losing it's charm.
cheers.

:o

[T.I.P.]

°
°
°
°
* sssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooorrrrrrrrrrre *

* sssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooorrrrrrrrrrre *

* sssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooorrrrrrrrrrre *

[Brynn]

nudges head gently with toe of cowboy boot

goes to kitchen and starts banging pots and pans loudly

clang clang clang

wake up tIPsy I want you to buy me a drink

[T.I.P.]

snurff...rhhooo...aaaaeiinh ?

* throbbing headache *

regaining senses, realizes that he has been sleeping on his left arm and it's no longer responding to brain signals. Brushes beer bottle cap off of face.


hello mademoiselle

what can I get you ? :)

[Brynn]

something very fancy, but after I put something on the juke, please.
c'mon
http://www.djdanceok.com/photo13.jpg

[brightpearl]

snurff...rhhooo...aaaaeiinh ?

* throbbing headache *

regaining senses, realizes that he has been sleeping on his left arm and it's no longer responding to brain signals. Brushes beer bottle cap off of face.

bloody hell, i need a drink.
could someone just help me off the floor?
i've been down here all day and it's losing it's charm.
cheers.

Sheesh, I cleaned both of you up once today. It's someone else's turn.

Hrm, Mr. Braman? No, TIP and I don't look much alike, do we? But it turns out we were separated at bardo.

[Brynn]

I'll help you with cj. He needs hugs all the time, all the time.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

oh, he's not lying on the floor pretending to be drunk again is he?

[trisherina]

I always wondered who taught him that trick.

[Tunesmith]

You wouldn't believe the amount of attention it gets.

The best thing to do when in the prescence of someone you find attractive is feign unconsciousness.

[Veruki]

hey guys! I was just starting to sober up when I noticed the lights were on and thought, well what the heck.
braman, I'll have a martini to start with...extra dirty.:)

[zenbabe]

winewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewine...

[craig johnston]

sometimes i miss closing time.
last orders, bag o'chips on the way home etc.
things just don't stop here.
and i have no self-discipline.
:rolleyes:

that's rich pearly, you put me there in the first place!
:eek:

[brightpearl]

I thought you couldn't remember!
:D
And I may have put you there the first time, dear, but you put yourself there the second...Trying to parlay sympathy into another snog, I expect. :rolleyes: What a cad!! ;) :D

PS I like how you still call me pearly when you're not snookered. :)

[craig johnston]

my memory returned after you threw that bucket of cold water on my head.
i was just trying to whisper some very interesting information about bus timetables in your ear when you turned your head and i had no choice but to give you a snooog.
surely anyone here would be tempted to do the same.
now i'm gonna sleep it off.

:o

[brightpearl]

So sorry for the confusion! I didn't realize it was commonplace to whisper with tongue.

[craig johnston]

:eek:

[T.I.P.]

Cats try to do that to me all the time. Maybe I should clean out my ears :eek:

[lukkucairi]

why bother, when your cats are doing such a good job? :)

[brightpearl]

Cats try to do that to me all the time. Maybe I should clean out my ears :eek:

Maybe you should stop storing your stash in there.

[T.I.P.]

why bother, when your cats are doing such a good job? :)

problem is, they're not mine

[brightpearl]

^Sure, sure. That's what they all say.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

barkeep! a large white wine and a small hat if you please...

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[brightpearl]

*pssst* HF! It's Monday.

[craig johnston]

^^^
not in australia.

;)

[Brynn]

I must put an end to coincidence.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

*pssst* HF! It's Monday.

*peaked too early* :o


I must put an end to coincidence.

many have tried. :)

[brightpearl]

^^^Hey man, I feel ya. Sometimes I just gotta have a Shirley Temple on a Tuesday.
http://www.operagastro.com/cocktail/images/shirleytemple.jpg

[brightpearl]

**knock knock knock**

Open up, I'm bored!
What?!? It's not too early for cocktail peanuts.

[craig johnston]

oh god, is it that time already?
i haven't got over the last one yet.

:o

[brightpearl]

Awww, c'mon!! I promise not to punch you again! Just don't whisper to me again. TIP might be lurking somewhere.

He's so overprotective. I thinik he has a Napoleon complex.

[T.I.P.]

nonsense, pearly !

bartender, I'll have a tall glass of long island iced tea. And please do something about this barstool, it must be smaller than the other ones or something. I can barely see over the bar.

[zero]

please monsieur

bartender, I'll have a..
bratender


do something about this barstool
brastool


I can barely see over the bar.
bra


than you for your kind assistance in this matter

[T.I.P.]

but of course, mon cher !

I can barely see into the bra.

[brightpearl]

^^Your height is something of an advantage then. :D

Where's the keep? I wanna cucaracha (http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3086.html).

http://www.covodeglisbronzi.it/public/artimg/flaming_shot_2.jpg

[Veruki]

Can I come in? Has the party started yet? I'm in the mood for something hardcore!:D
http://www.inisrael.com/israeltophotels/hyattjrm/images/drinks.jpg

[T.I.P.]

aaah veruki...

Your pullovre is so beooteefooll, you know zat ?
Yourre eyes arre like zee eyes of a leetull dog.

would you like to dance wiff me ?

[Veruki]

of course I will dance with you, but promise you whisper dirty french nothings into my ear. Pearl you don't mind do you. ;)

[brightpearl]

Of course not, honey! I manage rather well without little bro on my arm.

Knock yourself out!
Try not to shed on him though darling. He's allergic.

[Veruki]

Don't worry sweetie, I've been well groomed :D

[brightpearl]

Oh, of course, Veruki! Your fur is beautiful and luxurious! I wish I had a coat of it myself. While very fetching, the pullover can do little but detract from your natural lovliness. It must spend its days pitying itself for having been donned by one who outshines it so.

I have a "tip" for you...He's sensitive about his lazy eye; best not to mention it. And don't let him have any milk or he'll be useless for the rest of the evening!

I have some pictures of him naked in the bath with the dog when he was 3. Adorable! Would you like to see them?

[Veruki]

Well you can have the coat darling, it'll look better with your complextion here:
http://www.furoutlet.com/images/FAKE-FUR-COAT-01_b.jpg
Although you should know it's faux...

I have some pictures of him naked in the bath with the dog when he was 3. Adorable! Would you like to see them?
Don't tease me...:)

[brightpearl]

^^Actually, I am teasing TIP. :)

The other thing...just pretend not to notice the shoe lifts.

[Veruki]

You mean those shoe li... oh, T.I.P there you are, ready for our dance?

[brightpearl]

*psst* He likes the macarena.

[craig johnston]

so how come the frenchy's allowed to whisper, but a true
british gentleman such as myself is not?

g+t bramaid, and light on the tonic.

[Veruki]

last time you tried to whisper, CJ dear, Pearl had to run to the bathroom with an earful of spit :eek: all whispering privileges have been provoked.;)

[craig johnston]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/chowmeinline/ft/05.jpg

drink! arse! girls!

:D

[Veruki]

^FINALLY! whiskey!
braman I'll take chivas...
http://www.vinguiden.dk/vinkommentar/chivas.jpg
skip the old dude and make it a double.

[Frieda]

why is this bra empty?? :confused:

[zero]

yeh it's awful quiet - maybe there's a match on and everyone's through in the adjoining sports bra

[Frieda]

i see-- i guess the sports bra has a firm grip on them

[zero]

:mad: brastards!

[Frieda]

well then i guess its just you and me in this bra-- where are the nibbles?

[brightpearl]

No, I'm here, too. Just drowning my troubles in a Shirley Temple.

[zero]

^and scoffing all the bra-nibbles no doubt

[Frieda]

you're right-- come out of that temple right now young lady!

[Brynn]

An hour an ahalf till happy hour here :(

[brightpearl]

^I would never scoff at nibbles. And how dare you denigrate my religion!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/130-127~Shirley-Temple-Posters.jpg
*Bows*
We've recently been given tax exempt status!

[zero]

^♪on the good ship porkypie♪


An hour an ahalf till happy hour here :(
don't worry bryan - we'll have 'em all set up for when you get here - nibbles and all

[brightpearl]

^^Bryan? I've been calling you Brynn all this time!
I loved that movie about you. What's Michael Palin like in real life?

[Brynn]

I seem to have forgotten what sex I am.
Whaere are those nibbles???

Now I have to go buy a birthday present for a four year old. Any suggestions? It would not be seemly to show up at her birthday party too drunk.

Well, maybe just a little drunk. I'm feeling very EpiscopopAliean right now.

[Brynn]

And am doomed in love with Michael Palin...so other Michaels will have to do

[Brynn]

Ahhhh....thanks for the shots - off to be a consumer of other things now - happy Friday. I'll pop back in when everyone else is asleep and drink myself into a fine state...