friday in our very own pub thraed

[brightpearl]

So a bra nibbler walks into the bra and says, "Hey, where's the bra tender?"

Hello?

Is this thing on?

[Veruki]

hey, I'm back, I had to ah... I had to um, step out (yeah that's it).I had to step out, did I miss anything? where'd everyone go?

Oh bratender, fix me up an appletini please.

[brightpearl]

^^You didn't leave TIP and/or CJ dead in the alley, did you?

[Veruki]

NO! I swear! CJ slipped TIP some milk, and well, it just happened so fast :( ...

[Tunesmith]

Oh bratender, fix me up an appletini please.

Easy on the tini, Veruki? ;)

*Scrubs reference*

Braman! robitussin. 4 teaspoons. 2 shots.

...make it 6

[Veruki]

^ oh i wasn't making a reference to you love :p

[Tunesmith]

Tunesmith = Zach Braff?

Methinks you've had too much to drink, Veruki...

And I thought my identity was safe.... :(

[Veruki]

ok ok, I promise not to tell anyone if you buy me an apple...hold the tini.;)

[Tunesmith]

Done.

http://www.paulviola.com/photos/big/appletini.jpg

A pleasure doing business with ya!

[Brynn]

Let's just say appletinit's are not my favorite, no offense.:o

[brightpearl]

*goes to get TIP out of the alley*
Oh, I am going to kill CJ. *$#&^&*$ practical joker.

Up you get, love. No no, nothing wrong...it's just Earth Hug Day again dear. That's right, time to go home.

*bit of a trek*
*swims very far*
*bit of a trek*

No you may not have a glass of Nestle Quik.
You really do need new socks.

I'll bring you some menudo tomorrow.

[craig johnston]

huh? what am i supposed to have done now?

:confused:

[brightpearl]

^^Veruki said that you gave TIP milk and I found him in the alley. (edit: scroll up)
:D

Hmmm...perhaps she was shifting the blame? :rolleyes:
All apologies for doubting your good nature.
*bow*
;)

[Veruki]

Oh no, it was totally not my fault. CJ insisted we check out the sports bra next door...:p

[craig johnston]

i like to peek into a variety of bras, don't you?

[Veruki]

sure... but it's all fun and games until a nibble pokes your eye out!:rolleyes:

[T.I.P.]

i don't hold my liquor so well. Maybe i should hang out in a training bra next time.

[craig johnston]

you've been nibblenobbled!

good job we weren't playing darts.

[brightpearl]

^^I would pay good money to see TIP in a training bra.

I gotta lay off the Shirley Temples, though. I've had a heck of a hangover all weekend.

Why are you laughing?!? Grenadine gives me a migraine.

[craig johnston]

sorry, i meant drats.

:o

[brightpearl]

Knew I'd seen the braman before.
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[brightpearl]

Drat, I can never remember what the door looks like.

No...
http://www.lauralee.com/images/lli/roy_%20mclean/stone%20doorway%20in%20machu%20picchu.jpg
No...
http://members.aol.com/twosides22/Doorway3.jpg
No...
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper851/stills/434f4642344d8-38-1.jpg
Ummmmm???....This one's almost right, isnt' it? But no...
http://www.davebeckerman.com/gallery-blog/source/image/Doorway.jpg

Someone tell me which one it is!!

[craig johnston]

definitely the last one. i've often rested my
head on those steps. you can see where it's
worn away.

:o

[Tunesmith]

brightpearl: that's because it usually looks like this:

http://primco.org/photo/images/08_india/blur_boy_in_door.2.jpg

:D

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Can I peak too early yet?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

i've often rested my
head on those steps. you can see where it's
worn away.

:o

http://i13.tinypic.com/673skgg.jpg

[T.I.P.]

:eek: :D

[brightpearl]

brightpearl: that's because it usually looks like this:

http://primco.org/photo/images/08_india/blur_boy_in_door.2.jpg

:D

Nu-uh!! I'm usually the designated driver! I just come for the company, and I like the pretzels the braman keeps around.

[brightpearl]

Those are the BACK steps you rest your head on, CJ.

Ah, here it is:
http://jakartablokm.com/images/onetree/onetree18.jpg

But all the stools are already taken!
http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1153975164.JPG

[Veruki]

whoa is it friday already??:confused: That was fast! I'm still trying to get over last friday ;)

[Tunesmith]

Nu-uh!! I'm usually the designated driver! I just come for the company, and I like the pretzels the braman keeps around.

Suuuure, brightpearl.

I think you forgot that little shot-drinking contest we had last week :rolleyes:

[brightpearl]

^^You are underaged, dear, and clearly you were tipsy enough (no offense to TIP) to have mistaken who was buying you shots. If I figure out who it was, there'll be hell to pay.
:D
Here sweetie, have a Beach Blanket Bingo (http://cocktails.about.com/od/mocktailmocktail/r/bchblnkt_bingo.htm). It's like a Foaming Dragon, except that the name does even more to emphasize that you are under 21.

[Veruki]

It's been a slow day...
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[brightpearl]

Science is at its best when it's drunk.

Good one, Veruki.

[craig johnston]

what you havin' pearly?

:)

[Tunesmith]

Here sweetie, have a Beach Blanket Bingo (http://cocktails.about.com/od/mocktailmocktail/r/bchblnkt_bingo.htm). It's like a Foaming Dragon, except that the name does even more to emphasize that you are under 21.

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm Jessica Miller, perky 24-year old.

http://www.photo-id.co.uk/images/front3.gif

[T.I.P.]

Avhast ! Aarrrrrrhhgg !

How long does it take for a man to get some ales in this bra ?
And wenches ! Bring me your best wenches....

[Frieda]

^ you've got prasley in your teeth

[Veruki]

TIP I'd like you to meet Cloe, the bra wench...
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I think you should forget about the ale though...;)

[T.I.P.]

why thra's a fine lass if I've ever laid eyes on one !
i shall remove this seaweed from betweenst my teethes immediately.

* glug glug glug *

what will you both be having ?

[brightpearl]

what you havin' pearly?

:)

You know what? A Virgin Mary. Unspiked, please. Thank you for asking.
And a bowl of limes. I like to eat them plain when it's hot outside.

Here's your Roy Rogers (http://cocktails.about.com/od/cocktailrecipes/r/roy_rgr_mktl.htm), Jessica Miller. I did warn you what would happen if you hung out too much in the girlie thread. What's done is done, though. You should really think about waxing that upper lip.

And who let TIP have a sip of their beer? You *know* it makes him think he's a pirate. It's going to be ages before it wears off, and if we don't say "arrgh" after every sentence we say to him, he's going to pretend not to understand our accents.

Need I remind you all that if he mixes beer and pina coladas, he spends the rest of the evening sobbing in the corner about what he should have done at Waterloo?

Lord, I hope he doesn't run out of Altoids.

[T.I.P.]

aarrgh !

Can it be pearly, the rarest pearl and finest wench of the seven seas ?

Have ye a seat !

Let us toast, and make merry ! :D

[brightpearl]

Yar, it's me, and don't think I can't read lips, ye scurvy bilge rat.

PS I like my toast with jam, please.

[T.I.P.]

AAARrggh ! The ship is rocking !

http://photos23.flickr.com/33598033_3263c8b016.jpg

[brightpearl]

Oh, Lord, I was afraid of this. Here, have an Altoid. You'll be back to normal in no time, sweetie.

*oh, I almost forgot*
Arrrr.

[brightpearl]

Thanks for the toast, love. I'm stepping out for a bit of fresh air.

[T.I.P.]

nossnesnse ! i dnat flee a thnig.. marr ales, bratender !

[T.I.P.]

TIP I'd like you to meet Cloe, the bra wench...
I think you should forget about the ale though...;)

veruki i cannot view your video using my presonal home computer that seems to erfuse all youtubing tonight. Can you describe it to me in the most visual manner possible so that I may enjoy it fully ?

[Frieda]

^ you have prasley in your teeth again

[brightpearl]

Ah, much better.

Veruki's video is approximately 100 specially trained feather-footed chickens doing synchronized swimming in a koi pond as a teeth-baring labrador looks on. The labrador's collar has a small charm on it that appears to be a Lois XV gilt chaise lounge. One of the chickens is wearing a very small reproduction of Josephine Baker's banana dance costume. Near the end, a Welsh chambermaid comes out and shoos off all the chickens with a dustmop. Then the labrador opens a beer with its teeth and proceeds to get schnockered. That's pretty much it.

edit for comprehension: ARrrrr.

[T.I.P.]

never mind my c: drive was full, hence the impossibility for me to buffer videos and watch this enlightening piece of artistry consisting of a dog sneering at a bree bottle.


AARrrrrgh. Where is all this seaweed coming from ? Have they spiked the ale with it ? Aarrrhg....Stinkin' cooks ! I'll have them walk the plank afore I set sail again !

[brightpearl]

^^ I must have missed the part where the dog sneers at the bree.

edit: ARrrr

[Frieda]

^^ prasley's on your chin now

[brightpearl]

Mine?!? WTF?

[T.I.P.]

tee hee.

*splut*

now it's on your forehead :)

edit: both of your foreheads

[brightpearl]

You're just jealous because mom likes me best.

[Frieda]

i think its pearly's signature

prasley grows by itself

[T.I.P.]

Aarrrhhgh !

More ales maties ! The great battle is tomorrow and this could well be our last night of making merry! Let us feast on chickens and cows and wild broa !

And more wenches !
and more ales!
and roasted quail, and .........aargghh !


edit: wild broa

[brightpearl]

i think its pearly's signature

prasley grows by itself

^^ Wow. That's really...deep.

Wow.

[T.I.P.]

thankee !

[Frieda]

nothing better than a little depth in a bra on friday nights :)

[brightpearl]

^^ Um, yeah TIP...Yours was really deep, too. In a way.

Arrr.

[T.I.P.]

actually, i was just thinking that i shoould probably be saying "Rrrraaagh".
this is a bra after all :o

[brightpearl]

Where's CJ? He never brought me my Virgin Mary. Screw it, I'm having a margarita to go with my limes.
http://thenatureofmind.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/margarita.jpg

[Frieda]

^ don't forget the prasley


i'm going away
see if i can still find where my bed sleeps, g'night all :)

[T.I.P.]

this thread is making me want to have a real drink :eek:

* toodles off to find a well deserved drink *

[brightpearl]

^^ Me too, but the cupboard is bare. :( I wonder how much limeade you have to drink to catch a buzz.

[brightpearl]

Somebody give me a quarter. I feel the need to fire up the jukebox. What to play, what to play...

[T.I.P.]

^^ aww :(

Drinking alone is a bit sketchy (in my book) but i figure i'll make an exception tonight.

I'm having a glass of Jack D. Aahh the aftertaste.


Slash knew what he was doing ! :D

[lukkucairi]

brightpearl: look at sugar content on limeade, check personal metabolism, then calculate how much you need to drink to push yourself into ADHD :)


I'm with TIP - we need some GNR all up in heah.

[brightpearl]

Here we go:
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In case anyone needs instruction:
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[brightpearl]

No disco fans?

Trip hop?
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[T.I.P.]

i think i'd rather be taken down to the paradise city, where the garss is green and the girls are pretty ;)

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[brightpearl]

Ah, nothing like big hair to get the evening going. And Axl sure do have some pipes.

[T.I.P.]

Sur ce, I bid you all a nice evening. I have some serious sleeping to catch up to.

[brightpearl]

Yah, it's kinda quiet tonight. I think I'll go next door for tacos.
http://www.lostacotrucks.com/seattle/uploaded_images/P1030334-725519.JPG
They even come with limes.

[brightpearl]

Ain't it about that time? Break out the teeny umbrellas. Anything goes as long as you promise to post in the study hall thread on Monday.

[lukkucairi]

can I get a teeny tiny raincloud to go over my umbrella, please?

[brightpearl]

^^Sure.
http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/w/Weatherdude9/3.jpg
Sorry about the rainbow being included. They kinda go together.
;)

[Veruki]

Here you go...A little cloud over a little umbrella
http://www.bahraintravel.com.bh/Images%20BIT%20web/cloud%20rain.jpg
http://www.dreamstime.com/cocktailumbrella-thumb172838

I also took the liberty of making you a drink...:)
http://www.fabulousfoods.com/recipes/beverages/bevimages/molokai_mike.jpg

[Veruki]

AWW you beat me to it ! ;)

[brightpearl]

I'm feeling nostalgic.

Who's for a Black Russian?
http://www.mattonigranddrink.com/pictures/blackrussian.jpg

When Tunesmith gets here, give him this Apple-Avocado-Banana mocktail from me.
http://www.bartime.de/cocktailbilder/Apfel-Avocado_web.jpg

I gots ta bounce for the moment. Y'all have fun.

[Veruki]

Apple and avocado??:confused: Ok I'll be sure to give it to him...

[brightpearl]

^^I enjoy teasing him about being underage. :D I feel the girly-weird avocado drink adds to the effect.

[Veruki]

LOL...in that case heat this up for him :D
http://thumb2.shutterstock.com/photos/display_pic_with_logo/597/597,1114631857,1.jpg
(sorry tunes I couldn't resist)

[brightpearl]

*comes back inside soaking wet*

It's raining like holy hell out there. I'm waiting here until it lets up. Somebody get me a hot toddy!

C'mon, lurkers, register and put something on the jukebox!

[Veruki]

awwww poor Pearly!
http://www.jumpingchollas.com/images/Dogs/Wet/kasey_wet.jpg
here you go...
http://www.culinaryteas.com/tea.jpg

[brightpearl]

Silly Veruki! That's my dog!

This is me.
http://www.kategrace.com/Rain_Girl.jpg
and by that I mean I wish :D

[Veruki]

you mean to tell my you gave the coat i gave you to your dog!!!
:eek:

[brightpearl]

Of course not! I just got a dog to match it.

Okay, I gotta finish being creative on demand (halfway done!) and then pray the rain lets up so I can drive without risking my life. :eek:

Knock yourselves out!

[lukkucairi]

awright veruki, my very own pan galactic gargle blaster!

a great way to celebrate towel day :D

[Veruki]

Oh it was nothing :D ...here's the recipe...

"The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, its original recipe is as follows:

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . . "

[priceyfatprude]

French Martini, please, bratendah?

[zero]

aunt prude is in the bra!


i'm so excited i forgot what you asked for


what was it again? or perhaps m. terry à paris is the one you desire to fetch your ♥french c°nc°cti°n♥?

[priceyfatprude]

French Martini, oui oui

chambord
pineapple juice
ketel one

shaken not stirred, s'il vous plait

[T.I.P.]

it would be a pleasiour, madame, monsieur, eef it were not my b <s>r</s> e <s>a</s> dtime.
ok, maybe for you olde posters, i make acception.

One french martini, coming right up.

voilà. Enjoy !

http://www.theartofdrink.com/blog/img/french_martini.gif

[priceyfatprude]

Merci bowcups!!!!

[zero]

.

:mad: don't thank him aunt prude - didn't you notice? he just called us a pair of old toasters!

come on, get your handbag and tiara - we're leaving this bra RIGHT NOW!



SLAM



.

[lukkucairi]

"throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float!"

10 points if you can name that 80s pop culture reference ;)

now the melodrama's left, can I get a rye on the rocks?

[Veruki]

^ oo me pick me, please pick me! me, me, me, me!
http://www.mcgehee.k12.la.us/documents/images/lower/lower-girl-raising-hand-0761.jpg
Julie Brown!

Crap I think I've had to much sake...
http://int.kateigaho.com/mar04/images/sake-1to5.jpg
what?? there's more! yessss! If anyone want to join me in having some sake and cuddles, I'll be in the corner...

[lukkucairi]

missed sake time, but I'll make you up a cup of this good builder's tea. put hair on your chest, or curl your teeth or something

:)

and yes, the homecoming queen's got a gun! ;)

[Frieda]

hello :)

i'm having bacardi, a bit of sugar syrpup, some mint leafies and a huge chunk of ice which i just tried to destroy up with a hammer. oh, and water with bubbles. and an orange straw :)

if anyone wants one, there's more!

[T.I.P.]

i'd love one. Might I suggest adding a dash of angostura bitters? It gives the mojito that special island flavor. Delicious !

[Frieda]

it should have some lime too.. but i dont have any
and this one wroks fine :) :)

tee hee

[Frieda]

tee hee hee :D

[T.I.P.]

anybody ever try this stuff ? I find it really gorss...blech...

It's made with gentiane (juniper berry) which is the also the main flavour in gin...just alot more medicine tasting in Suze. Some people love Suze though...:confused:

http://servat.rene.free.fr/carnet/Suze.jpg

[Brynn]

It does taste a little like a bandaid. thanks :confused:

That Abba video last night made me go into the bathroom and cut my own bangs. Girlfriends don't let girlfriends do that.:mad: but I had fun while it lasted.

I'm going to have to spend the whole weekend growing them back. I think a vodka martini would help them grow faster, so I'll be dedicating myself to that now...can't over-do it though, I'm on choir duty in the morning.

[brightpearl]

I left you guys alone for a whole day, and I come back to this?!!?
:eek:
No lampshades on your heads, no one passed out in the alley, and not a single orangutan swinging from the rafters?

I am so disappointed in you.

[Odbe]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/Odbe/IMGP5893.jpg
The morning after.

[brightpearl]

This is how it's done.
http://www.2goglobal.com/2GoChronicals/2%20Go%20Photos/Asia/Indonesia/swinging_2.jpg

I hope to see better work from you all next week.

[Tunesmith]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/Odbe/IMGP5893.jpg
The morning after.

Is that you in the front, Odbe? :confused:

[brightpearl]

I know it's Wednesday. Sue me. I'm in a good mood.
:D

http://www.fascinationst.com/productImages/sku6967.jpg

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[brightpearl]

Who's up for a tango, then?
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Sometimes a girl's just gotta put on a twirly dress.

[Veruki]

hello? where is everyone? and why are all the bottles empty? :eek: have we been robbed????:eek:

[Jack Flanders]

I just vacuumed two rooms and I'm sweating like a pig because our heat spell. Let me freshen-up and I'll join you. I do believe it is Miller Time!!!! ;)

[Odbe]

Is that you in the front, Odbe? :confused:

Naw, they're all friends. I'm the one who took the photo.

[lukkucairi]

a new addition for the bar:

http://www.877spirits.com/store/images/large/7865.jpg

[brightpearl]

^^I'm teetotaling lest I fall down in these heels.

http://www.economist.com/images/20011222/5101XMTG1.jpg

[Frieda]

goedenavond :)

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[Tunesmith]

May I have the pleasure of this dance, brightpearl?

I actually do a decent mambo. :D

[brightpearl]

^^Sure! This is like that episode of That 70's show where Eric's mom teaches Hyde to dance.

Ah, here it is, 2:50 in.
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[brightpearl]

I love costume parties; why didn't we do this before? Look, I still fit into my dress!
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Tunes does an awesome mambo at the end. ;)

[brightpearl]

I hope you all remembered the homework I assigned last week. These classmates of yours are doing rather well.
http://www.sweatgirls.org/lampshade2.jpg

[zenbabe]

Gawd, I really need a drink...

[T.I.P.]

I drank a bit of wine tonight after yoga and it gave me a nice melancholic. Now I am ready for a good night's sleep :)

Sorry for those of you still at work wishing it were over... I hope you will have an interesting evening to end your week with.

[lukkucairi]

I bought 3 bottles of Pink for my mom :D please share :D

you gotta love an Australian pink sparkling wine, actually called Pink :p

and I think it got an 87 or something in Wine Spectator - go figure!

maybe we'll join you for a tango later.

http://www.savourlife.ca/access/images/gallery/Pink%20and%20Yellow%20Sparkling.jpg

[Tunesmith]

I love costume parties; why didn't we do this before? Look, I still fit into my dress!
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Tunes does an awesome mambo at the end. ;)

...I really regret revealing my age to you people :rolleyes:

[brightpearl]

^^Oh, all right. Here, this is the perfect dance for us. :D
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[Veruki]

today's seems like it's going to be a hard day... better have a drink to help smooth it out, bratender gimme the stiffest drink you can make!

TIP come in here...I'll give you a late birthday present...

[T.I.P.]

i'm here ! :)

have to run off to yoga in a few minutes unftly

[zero]

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha . hahaha . ha heha

[Veruki]

Yey! what do you want TIP?

zero why are you laughing????:mad:

[T.I.P.]

yeah :mad:

i'll have a shirley temple .....um nah....


Make that a double Jack Daniels, and a pack of filterless Gauloises Ailes Bleues, please.... :cool:

[zero]

ahhahahahahahAHHHa . hahah . haha . HahahhHHHHhahahahahaha

[T.I.P.]

stop laughing with your mouth full, you're sparying peanuts all over the bra :rolleyes:

[zero]

well if you must know, i'm being paid to do this by the management


i dunno, they said something about if people hear laughter coming out of the pub they'll want to come in


now please, excuse me


HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHhaahaha hHAHAhah
ahahahah

[Veruki]

Here you go...
http://astac.gourmetsafari.ch/images/Jack%20Daniels%20150.jpg

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/96/18/23191896.jpg

come on let's go sit in the corner and ignore zero since he doesn't want to share the joke.:p

[Veruki]

well if you must know, i'm being paid to do this by the management


i dunno, they said something about if people hear laughter coming out of the pub they'll want to come in




you just scared a bunch of people away! :(

[T.I.P.]

thanks for the whiskey.

* glug glug glug *

and for the cigarettes

* puff puff puff puff puff puff *



OK, I'm all set for yoga !! :D

[zero]

^yoga my arse

you just scared a bunch of people away! :(

not my problem - i'm just doing my job


HAH AHAHA HAH AHAHA HAH AHAHA HAH AHAHA HAH

[Veruki]

http://i19.tinypic.com/5z3d7cl.jpg

I wish I could go... :( sometimes I wish I had no job...

[zero]

hahahahahaaaaaa

[Jack Flanders]

brup! :o

[Veruki]

ok maybe it is working....:rolleyes: ...zero laugh some more

[Jack Flanders]

no more for me, braman - I'm hitting the road. Oh, well maybe one more for "the road!" :p

[Veruki]

I got the bra a present!
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[brightpearl]

^^That's nifty, but I'm really coveting your little dog yogini!! He rocks!

I'm ever so slightly peckish. Let's break out the nibbles.
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/98/46/23034698.jpg

[Veruki]

if you think his upward facing dog rocks, you should see how he gets there! his chaturanga is perfect!

[brightpearl]

Salsa makes me wanna dance.

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But I don't think I can pull off that skirt, and this is more my style.
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[zero]

HAhahaHAhahaha

[brightpearl]

^^Yah, I thought that guy's gold shoes were pretty funny, too.

[zero]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA A

[brightpearl]

^^Have another one, love. You're not drunk enough.

[zero]

:mad: i can't drink - i'm working


HAHAHAHhahahHAhHahHaha

[Veruki]

oh come on! it'll help you loosen up and make your laugh more natural
http://www.directoalpaladar.com/images/martini.jpg

[zero]

... make your laugh more natural

did hahaHA you hahaHA just hahaHA say hahaHA my hahaHA professional hahaHA laugh hahaHA sounds hahaHA fake?

hahaHA

[Veruki]

not fake just a little...well...forced.

[zero]

not fake just a little...well...forced.

i think of it as a sandwich board

[Veruki]

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[zero]

^actors

[craig johnston]

aw gawd, give us a drink bratender, i need one!

:rolleyes:

[zero]

and we need some phat tunes


so no drink for you johnston until you play us some phat tunes

[craig johnston]

d'oh! i've only got my joy division albums, will they do?

:(

[brightpearl]

^^No. No, they will not.
:D

Don't judge me; I can't help it if this makes me happy.
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[Brynn]

Well, I can see you all have been at this for quite some time, but the bra is far from closed - the Left Coast just got off work and, drawn by the high volumes of artificial laughter, they're flooding the bra with loud talking and jovial demands for beer and beer and more beer!
http://amysrobot.com/files/mob.jpg

[Tunesmith]

Wow, I'm slightly tipsy! :D

Just came from a graduation party where I think (not entirely sure) I talked about Zach Braff, orthodontics, and synesthesia for three hours...

All I had was two glasses of wine... :(

[lukkucairi]

well, I've got my bartending tee shirt - drinks all round then?

http://www.mnspeak.com/mnspeak/images/tshirts/prairieho1.jpg

or shall I just tap the keg and pass the hose around...?

[Veruki]

Wow, I'm slightly tipsy!
All I had was two glasses of wine... :(

I had two bottles of sake instead of my usual friday one. I'm surprised at how well I can handle it. That being said, I'll take to hose lukkucairi! no point in trying to be modest. :)

[Jack Flanders]

Friday is it still? My travel was really trippy, so braperson, a mmmmm OK a T & G heavy on the Stoli.

[brightpearl]

I'm hoping to meet the Shut Up man in here. I'm beginning to see things his way.
What could go wrong?
http://www.victorianweb.org/art/illustration/tenniel/alice/1.4.jpg


Somebunny turn on the juke box.
http://images.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/292/Non_Stop_Juke_Box_Jive_Bunny_amp_The_Mastermixers_ _6062292.jpg

[Veruki]

did i sleep through thursday again?? ;)

[Veruki]

zero the bar is empty!!:eek: I don't think you're doing your job...

[zero]

i resigned - i'm no longer the pub laugher


the money was rubbish and i was becoming a hahahoholic

[craig johnston]

http://www.jamiebrantley.com/photogallery/photo00005832/OneManBand.jpg

tonight's act: hajagoogoo's one fox band!

[brightpearl]

I got stood up by the SHUT UP man!
:mad:

He's probably off with Petra Nemcova now that he's had his makeover.

Whore. The SU man, I mean. I'm sure Petra's lovely.

Whatever. I'm gonna go nurse a beer in the corner.

[craig johnston]

drinkin' real ale again pearly?
:)

i'm looking forward to the h.fox show. might be a long wait
though, what with him being upside down and back to front etc.

[brightpearl]

Naw.
http://papytom.free.fr/photos/r0238.jpg

[Tunesmith]

http://www.jamiebrantley.com/photogallery/photo00005832/OneManBand.jpg

tonight's act: hajagoogoo's one fox band!


h fox looks a bit stoned, craig...

will that be a problem?

[Veruki]

nope! the performance is always better when he's stoned...

[craig johnston]

he's always stoned. he's an aussie. apparently they lick
toads or something, or am i thinking of the welsh?

a round of psychedelic toads for the entertainment please
braman........

[brightpearl]

Cool, I've never done toads. We should lick slugs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_slug), too.

[Veruki]

YUCK! that's gross! can't we just lick salt before the tequila instead...:( please!

[brightpearl]

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cruz/03.30.05/gifs/top-11-0513-slug.jpg

Thuit yerthelf...Argh my thongue ith numb.

The colorths 'r pwetty, though..
http://www.abstractdigitalartgallery.com/fractal-digital-art-print-psychedelic-self-print-WEBartgallery.jpg

[craig johnston]

eeoooowwww! i've gone all queasy.
get the bloody band on before the walls melt!

[Veruki]

queasy is an understatment...

[brightpearl]

*dancy dance dance*
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[craig johnston]

thank god you're there veruka! have you got........
THE ANTIDOTE!

:eek:

[Veruki]

Why sure I do, but it involves you following my into that dark corner over there...

Promise you wont take advantage of the fact that I'm a little tipsy...

[Tunesmith]

Enjoy the festivites, fellow zemonkeys - I'm off to schmooze and mingle! :D

pearlie, I expect you to be lucid by tomorrow morning. those slugs give you one hell of a hangover, m'afraid...

[brightpearl]

No, that's the toads. Slugs just make your tongue numb.

Where've Veruki and CJ got to?

[craig johnston]

we're just working on the antidote. it's coming along quite well....

[Veruki]

SHHH CJ, we don't want her to come over here

[brightpearl]

*whistling nonchalantly*
I think I'll just wander over here very far away from any corners.

[brightpearl]

Well its 1 2 3 4
take the elevator
at the hotel yorba
I'll be glad to see you later
all they got inside is vacancyyyyyy

[T.I.P.]

nope i'm here

one bree please !


edit: *bam* *bam* *bam*

what's it take to get a bree 'roun here ???!!!??

[brightpearl]

Here ya go!!
Thought you could us a big 'un!
http://www.kegless.com/images/Real-ale-pint.jpg

[T.I.P.]

thanks !
i just came back from an open bra :D

One of my friends just opened a bra at stumblign distnace from my apratment !
:)

[brightpearl]

A TIP for you:
Keep your distance from that corner over there...
It isn't polite to stare.
:eek:

[T.I.P.]

it's mütterfikkin' friday in the hizouse and i'm going outside ! I don't care what anybody says....

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woooHOoooo

*headbangs computer*

[brightpearl]

^Dude, I was listening to Blur a couple of hours ago.

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN. I haven't dusted in weeks. :D

Well, what should we do while TIP is running around outside like a sun-drunk monkey? I'm having a doppio con panna so I'll be awake for later.

http://www.schaerer.com/webautor-data/58/11.jpg

[lukkucairi]

I'll have some distilled water with an oxygen bubbler on the side, please.

[Tunesmith]

*crashes through bra door*

Did I hear something about iced tea, brightpearl?

[brightpearl]

Here ya go. Arnold Palmer on the house.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/e/e1/20060304235753!NCI_iced_tea.jpg

[Tunesmith]

Mmm...tasty. Lemme spike it up with some monkey-juice, though.

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2007/06/21/juice9.jpg

(Note: no actual monkeys are involved in the making of the drink. It's just a "Pocari Sweat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocari_Sweat)" situation)

[Gatsby]

oh i missed this thread.

http://www.acc.umu.se/~hannes/blosxom/data/beer/guinness.jpg

[Brynn]

Why, hel-lo Miss Gatsby!

Nice Friday for all, I trust?

[brightpearl]

Turn your post count to 3000, brynn, and we'll have a toast!

http://www.toaster.org/cards/toast.png

No, no, the other kind!
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2415327/2/istockphoto_2415327_celebration_toast_with_champag ne.jpg

[Brynn]

Oh my goodness, so it is! :)

I'd like a nice hunk of smelly cheese, some crackers and a very old port.
Sorry about the odor, everyone, but it is my 3000th post.
Anybody want some?

http://www.buonitalia.com/files/CPB00000/381.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Port_wine.jpg/300px-Port_wine.jpg

[funkytuba]

all we've got in the fridge here is
http://www.coopers.com.au/media/files/502.jpg

[brightpearl]

Anybody want some?

Mos' def'!!
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[brightpearl]

Ze posted this super fantabulous little nibblet on his blog page, and they've kindly consented to play our little pub thraed.

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I gots ta get me a green froggy suit like that.

[trisherina]

I would like to raise a birthday toast! But I'm tired. How about we just all drink together and then go to sleep?

http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/images/Wine%20glasses.JPG

[brightpearl]

^Wait, whose birfday is it?!? Does their name start with "Trisherina"?

[trisherina]

But I just had a birthday! Do you think I'm Max or something?

(just give your birthday bestest and trust me on this one)

[12"razormix]

birthday toast!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/64/210667150_2a0acd48cb.jpg

[brightpearl]

But I just had a birthday! Do you think I'm Max or something?

(just give your birthday bestest and trust me on this one)

Well, I had taken a nap, and I thought maybe it was a rather long one.

Happy Birthday, Trish's friend!

[Odbe]

Weekend. Yes. Sleep now.

(YAY WEEKEND)

You still kicking Brightpearl? Now you know how you made it through the week (or maybe you don't.)

[Stephi_B]

Ui ui ui, it's already Friday! :)

http://images.travelpod.com/users/jag/stham05.1137612600.dsc00156.jpg

Party, relax, have fun! :D

[Hyakujo's Fox]

alcomahollllllll

alcomahollllllll


weeeeeeee!

[craig johnston]

Party, relax, have fun! :D

that pic doesn't look like any of those things!
i got a hungover already.........

:(

[zero]

alcomahollllllll

alcomahollllllll


weeeeeeee!

i love the sound of peaking in the early afternoon


Ui ui ui, it's already Friday! :)
http://images.travelpod.com/users/jag/stham05.1137612600.dsc00156.jpg
Party, relax, have fun! :D
that pic doesn't look like any of those things!
i got a hungover already.........:(

i agree - that's the texas chainsaw man and he's holding a molotov cocktail!!

[Stephi_B]

that pic doesn't look like any of those things!
i got a hungover already.........

:(

Not the whole bloody bottle all at once!! :eek:

S l o w l y and maybe mix it with something... :)

[Stephi_B]

i agree - that's the texas chainsaw man and he's holding a molotov cocktail!!

Shall I edit and replace the pic?? :confused: Sorry, been in black-humour mood or something...

[zero]

Shall I edit and replace the pic?? :confused: Sorry, been in black-humour mood or something...

nah, whatever colours of humour take your fancy are fine - black, orange, turquoise, slate-grey, ordinary-grey, even pink is funny lately

[craig johnston]

slate-grey makes me guffaw!

:)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

putting the aw back into guffaw

wooo!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

ah crap

[zero]

ah crap

peaking is a joy but alas it contains the seeds of its own downfall

[trisherina]

I am going to work a half day and then come back and swill. SWILL!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I downfell too early

[trisherina]

Prop the gent up with an umbrella or something until I get back, would you?

(you can use this really really nifty one snake gave me, even)

http://mysticalley.com/home_umbrellastickbirdparadise1.jpg

[zero]

I downfell too early

so sad


I am going to work a half day and then come back and swill. SWILL!

braman be at the ready, for trisharama will have a moosehead upon her return

[Stephi_B]

nah, whatever colours of humour take your fancy are fine - black, orange, turquoise, slate-grey, ordinary-grey, even pink is funny lately

:)

Gonna choose every day (or hour, minute?) a different colour from my newly found passion - the rgb colour table (http://web.njit.edu/~kevin/rgb.txt.html)...

slate-grey makes me guffaw!

:)

Isn't it more like light slate-grey... :p

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i10.tinypic.com/4qzvers.jpg

oh i'm propped baby, totally puh rop ...

[zero]

http://i10.tinypic.com/4qzvers.jpg

oh i'm propped baby, totally puh rop ...


serves you right for drinking the funny orangiepink and blue alcopops

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'm just resting and holding the bottle suggestively til trish gets back from the karaoke



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yeah!

[Stephi_B]

http://i10.tinypic.com/4qzvers.jpg

oh i'm propped baby, totally puh rop ...

You need help? I mean now that you've bought this expensive stuff it would be a shame to let it waste away, or? :)

[Stephi_B]

I'm just resting and holding the bottle suggestively til trish gets back from the karaoke


Oh :( Will have to buy a drink...

[brightpearl]

I love it when I come in here and all sorts of stuff has been happening. :)

You still kicking Brightpearl? Now you know how you made it through the week (or maybe you don't.)

Um, kinda. I'm hella queasy today, no alcohmohol for me at the moment...

Think I'll go with a bicarbonate of soda with a twist.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/bbc2/gallerytwo/images/340/bbc2aspirin.jpg

[zero]

.
:mad: hey there was free rum punch and popcorn on top of the piano a minute ago - where'd it go??
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[T.I.P.]

hahahahahahaahahhahahahah
:D :D


one bloody mary, extra horseradish please. I skipped lunch and I'm in need of nutrients.

[brightpearl]

:mad: hey there was free popcorn...where'd it go??

Somebody licked all the cheese off of it.

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In general I agree with Mr. Teeny Ham about the relative importance of snacks.

[lukkucairi]

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dunno about the rum punch, but I can't find my damn waitress with a geiger counter.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Oh :( Will have to buy a drink...

yeah I'm afraid if i let go of that bottle I'm gunna slide right off the table

[brightpearl]

(edit: re: Lukku's Tom Waits clip) That is the most wonderful thing I've seen in a long, long time. :D
It's amazing that he sounded like that when he was so young, too. Wonders of cigarettes.

Fountains of Wayne has a song called Halley's Waitress:
Halley's waitress
never comes around
She's hiding in the kitchen
She's nowhere to be found
I just want some coffee
Is that too much to ask?
Halley's waitress
is not up to the task

And when she finally appears
It's like she's been away for years

It's been so long
So long
Darling don't you know
We miss you when you're gone

Halley's waitress
Has vanished once again
She's talking to her agent
She's calling all her friends
Forget about the coffee
I'll just take a check
Halley's waitress
You know you'll get yours yet

[Stephi_B]

yeah I'm afraid if i let go of that bottle I'm gunna slide right off the table

I see, no prob. Hey if you try to keep balance a little while longer we might prop you up with a heap of empty bottles!

[brightpearl]

bonus woodpecker factoid: woodpeckers tighten their nictitating membrane a millisecond prior to their beak impacting the trunk of a tree (or whatever it is that they are pecking) in order to prevent their eyes from leaving their sockets.

S'okay, Hfox. Just tighten your nictating membrane a millisecond before you hit the floor.

[craig johnston]

fill up my glass bratender. some portuguese red wine or other.
cheers!

:)

[brightpearl]

I'll have a Pepto shot.
http://www.theonlinechemist.co.uk/Images/peptotismal_311x362.jpg

*yecchhh* Lemmee suck the lime.
http://www.stansted.uk-taxi.com/images/Slice_of_Lime_Internet_Design_and_Hosting.jpg

I need aspirin.

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9802/02/aspirin.boost/asprin.jpg There ya go!

Braman - hit me!