friday in our very own pub thraed

[lukkucairi]

pearly, you need some of this (http://www.bragg.com/products/applecidervinegar.html)

mix 1 tbsp with a glass of water and a tsp of honey!

just don't bathe in it. vinegar dissolves pearls :eek:

[craig johnston]

you've got mud on your boots again jack.
never mind, you can just wipe them on h.fox,
he's lying by the door.

:)

[Jack Flanders]

Thanx Craig - I worried that the braman would yell at me again about the manure on my boots. Damn stuff's hard to scrape off you know!

[craig johnston]

ooh i know. let's not get into that again.
have you cleaned your fingernails this time?

[Jack Flanders]

ummm uh ya!!! ;) Ok - now for that drink!!!

[craig johnston]

cheers jack. don't mind the braman, he's always like that.
been weeding again?

[Jack Flanders]

It just never ends. :mad: OK!!! who ate all the popcorn - I'm starving here.

[craig johnston]

that was pearly. she's the first ever person to overdose on popcorn.
we gave her an aspirin so she'll be ok.

[brightpearl]

*urk*

Why is it the cat always horks up lizard parts behind the couch when I'm not feeling well?

Somebody take pity on me and sing a good Irish ballad!

[Frieda]

did someone say WEED?


for pearly:
100 bottles of beer on the wall 100 bottles of beer~~

[Jack Flanders]

No peanuts either I see. Humfff. Hit me agin braman.

[Frieda]

hit me with your rhythm stick

[Frieda]

OI JOHNSTON~~

FLANDERS'S BEEN ASKING THE BRAMAN ABOUT HIS NUTS

[craig johnston]

oh please don't. he's very sensitive about that.
AREN'T YOU ERZO?

[brightpearl]

She asked if they were salty again, didn't she?

[brightpearl]

for pearly:
100 bottles of beer on the wall 100 bottles of beer~~

Ai ai ai...as if I didn't have a headache before!! But it's the thought that counts, I suppose...

Let's think about something like this:
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[craig johnston]

just don't ask if they're crunchy.
you know where that leads!

:eek:

[Frieda]

^^ they're taking the hobbits to isengard! :eek:

[brightpearl]

^Nevermind. Band's here anyway. Woo hoo!
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[craig johnston]

better than that rubbish one man band last week.

[Frieda]

ohhh yeah animal is so HOT

[Jack Flanders]

Pretzels I WANT PRETZELS!!! Yo! Braman ya forget about that refill!!! (No tip for that a**wipe!!)

[lukkucairi]

braman, fergit the pretzels - I'll have a pint of your best room-temperature starch paste. make it snappy and I'll tip you better than jackie.

[brightpearl]

http://www.bigislandgrinds.com/wp-content/images/thumb-ulu_poi.jpg

Fresh poi for lukku! Erm, you can have mine...

[Jack Flanders]

YUCK!! Never mind - I'm not hungry anymore.

[lukkucairi]

oh OK then, have a white russian instead

http://www.barynya.com/mp3/Nikolai_Masenkoff/Russian_singer_Masenkoff_Nikolai.jpg

though he looks kinda kazakh to me...

[trisherina]

It's never a half day. :mad:

I hate Moosehead! :mad:

Is there anyone who wants to exchange gentle badinage without getting their shorts in a knot? IS THERE?

[priceyfatprude]

raspberry mojito, please

[trisherina]

One for the lady, bratender.

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/04/39/23/image_723394.jpg

[topcat]

i want to be the bratender

[lostsadie]

for me I prefer....

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/stippitt/grolsch.jpg


A bit of grolsch

[Jack Flanders]

i want to be the bratender

OK You're the new bratender. I don't know where that other idiot went - probably out for a smoke. I'm ready for an iced coffee. Enough booz'n for the night. Ta!

[lostsadie]

Merry Friday

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/stippitt/598cc1.gif

[brightpearl]

I feel a little better now.

[brightpearl]

That's better. For some reason, I feel like having a tomato juice despite not being on a plane.
http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/j/juice_tomato_2.jpg

[brightpearl]

Fast...
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Or slow?
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[craig johnston]

is h.fox drunk yet?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I spent 10 minutes in the lobby of the rehab centre and I'm a reformed man and am deeply sorry for all those things I said out of context.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

oh yeah I found god too.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

bratender! a tap water please, room temperature if you've got it.

[craig johnston]

really? where was he? hiding in the cupboard again?

:rolleyes:

[Hyakujo's Fox]

he said being mysterious really works with the chix

[craig johnston]

ask him what he's drinking, there's a couple of things i'd like to ask him.

(sorry, being presumptious and paternalistic etc. is he, erm a 'he'?)

[brightpearl]

Bratender! One for my pal, even though he's already skunked!
http://fohn.net/skunk-pictures-facts/skunk-images/Skunk-in-Grass.jpg

[Brynn]

the aftershave's nice though

No, sit down, please, I'm leaving, backing out of the bra, waving goodbye.

(sings to self)
"Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention..."

[lukkucairi]

whaur's that durn bratenda?

I needs me a pink tuxedo. pepto-bismol tequila shooter. what legends are made of, boyee.

[trisherina]

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!
Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about bumcakes my girl's got 'em!
Big bottoms drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind??!!!!

[dinzdale]

Me too
:)

[priceyfatprude]

Are there peanuts on the bra? Amstel Light?

[jasmina]

Am I early?

[Frieda]

yeah

but it's crowded in here as usual

[trisherina]

Am I early?

Depends on your home planet.

[brightpearl]

Club soda and saltines, please.

When does the band get here?

[trisherina]

Is that Smells Like Teen Spirit?

http://www.classactp.com/images/oompa07.jpg

[brightpearl]

^Don't be silly. It's Laura's Theme from Dr. Zhivago.

Bratender! Peel me a lime!

[lukkucairi]

and get me half a kumquat while you're at it, please.

[Stephi_B]

Pubbing starts early this week, what?!

Bratender, a double vodka on the rocks please! :)

Er, and gimme what's left from peeling BPs lemon - might need s.th. to throw at the band ;) (sorry, their outfits bring up this cultural trauma in me)

[Frieda]

as soon as i find out what a kumquat is i'll provide you with one-- sounds like something you spit out :eek:

[brightpearl]

http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/citrus/fiesta/varieties/images/45.%20Nagami%20Kumquat.jpg
Kumquats. They're meant to be eaten peel and all, and I have to say they're not my favorite thing in the world.

[auntie aubrey]

you're supposed to squeeze and roll them between your fingers before you eat them. it softens the skin and releases some of the juices.

still, not really worth the effort.

[Tunesmith]

as soon as i find out what a kumquat is i'll provide you with one-- sounds like something you spit out :eek:

I've always thought of them as the opposite of an orange. Sweet peel, sour, I repeat, sour center. Tasty, if you're in a masochistic mood. :rolleyes:

[brightpearl]

Bratender! Peel me a kumquat!

[craig johnston]

erm, what time zone you in pearly?

:confused:

[brightpearl]

Ah, we've been posting in here all week! Don't be such a narc! Have a kumquat!

Oooh, ooh, spin something!!

[craig johnston]

oh god, you're not getting into that knitting thing again?
oh well, what the hell, i'll join ya, wanna whisky?

:)

[brightpearl]

Pomegranate juice, straight up, please. :D

[craig johnston]

bloody hippies!
:rolleyes:

[brightpearl]

No, hippies order wheatgrass. I just do yoga. :D

[craig johnston]

ok, to prove you're not a hippy you gotta sing anarchy in the uk all the way through including the snarly bits.

:)

[brightpearl]

Sure thing. I think you'll agree it was a remarkable performance considering that I was only 5 at the time.
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[Gatsby]

is it whisky or whiskey? i never know. i think it depends on the class of bar in which you're orderering.

at any rate, one with diet, please.

[brightpearl]

It's a good thing the pub is open. If you read it a certain way, testicles have been referenced in the sunny disposition thread twice now, and it would be unseemly of me to giggle in there.

[trisherina]

narc

Frieda, take my hand and let's go!

[Jack Flanders]

Sooooos Fridy hi! Branuts? I gothear early to getsome. :) or popcorn :) Beer, Dear!!! HI!!!

[craig johnston]

whisky is from scotland
whiskey is from ireland.

:)

[Stephi_B]

^^^^^^ Ah, way better music in here now! :)
P.S. Brightpearl - you changed your looks quite a bit over time ;)

Anybody wanna play some
http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/w/wi/wiggey/125338_table_football_1.jpg
with me?

Could really use some training units till tonight... :o

What goes best with this kumquat thingies btw?

[brightpearl]

Nothing goes well with kumquats. No culinary experience can escape their sensory influence. They're a snack food singularity.

[Frieda]

Frieda, take my hand and let's go!

YAY! :D

[brightpearl]

I can tell this because I'm an American of largely Irish descent. :D

An Englishman, American, and Irishman, all walk into a bar, and each orders a beer. The bartender hands them their beers; however there are flies in each mug of beer.

The Englishman pushes the beer aside and says, "That's disgusting."

The American pulls the fly out and starts drinking the beer.

The Irishman pulls the fly out, sets it on the counter and shouts, "SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD."

[trisherina]

It's Friday! It's Friday!

(does happy Friday dance)

[Gatsby]

whisky is from scotland
whiskey is from ireland.

:)

i thought scotch was from scotland. that's what the people in ireland told me when i was drinking their whisk(e)y.

[brightpearl]

C'mon, 1000!! I've got the champagne ready!

[T.I.P.]

* makes cork sound *

virtual cheese all around ! :D

http://www.uark.edu/depts/flaninfo/severine/fromage.jpg

[brightpearl]

Yayyy!
A toast is in order!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/432195_c645a1d991.jpg

[brightpearl]

:D
Okay, here's a French toast, but not French toast.
http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/15058-3/champagne-glasses.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

wait a second. i apparently crossed the 1000 mark, too. when did that happen? and more importantly WHERE IS MY PARTY?!?!

[T.I.P.]

it's here !

have some cheese :D

[craig johnston]

this is your party dummy! why do ya think we're all dressed up in these silly costumes?

[brightpearl]

OH, sorry so belated Auntie! It's only because it took us so long to dream up a really corking costume party to fete you.

My week is looking up and I decided to cut loose and wear my pixie costume!
http://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/img/art/nvidia-fx-pixie-side.jpg

[craig johnston]

whoops! it just fell off!
(again)

;)

[T.I.P.]

i've been chatting up this charming lady:

<img src="http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/4395-2/costume_party_001__2_.jpg" width ="300">

she's kind of the quiet type...does anybody know who she came with ? :confused:

[brightpearl]

whoops! it just fell off!
(again)

;)

Did not!! That's what duct tape is for. Cheeky monkey.

TIP, I think your lady friend came with this guy:
http://www.jimnieb.com/images/photos/var_janitor.jpg

Surely you can lure her away, hon hon hon

http://www.partydomain.co.uk/d-commerce/media/SM21305.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

oh. goodness. i didn't realize it was THAT kind of party.

[T.I.P.]

oooh...mashed potatoes !

http://youth.wlakc.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/03-mashed-potato.jpg

[craig johnston]

ezro's turned up in his mashed potato costume again.

yay!

:)

and peryl's unembeddable, which may come as a
disappointment to some.

:(

[T.I.P.]

^ his talent for subterfuge...simply AMAZING

[brightpearl]

and peryl's unembeddable, which may come as a
disappointment to some.

Yes, much too busy with my lemons, I'm afraid.
http://www.greenwichworkshop.com/catalogue/hol04/images/LemonGirl.jpg

If you'll excuse me I've got to get back to my pixie-ese flashcards...
http://www.langexpress.com/images/hand_hold1.gif

[craig johnston]

i brought rover along....

http://www.gushmagazine.com/images/uploads/giraffe-wiener-dog.jpg

[brightpearl]

I was just sitting here in real life, enjoying a bowl of fruit salad with my kiddo, and my bra strap snapped.

If CJ has a Pearly voodoo doll and is using it for evil, I'm going to be very upset. :mad:

:D

[Gatsby]

oh god yes:

http://www.militarytimes.com/xml/offduty/travel/military_whiskeytour_makersmark_070328/lf_Distiller2_800_070328_287.jpg

[brightpearl]

*dial dial dial*
*ring ring ring*
*unintelligible voicemail prompt*

Good morning Mr. Braman! Get your arse out of bed and go mop the pub! We're all very glad you got your 2-week vacation, but we've got catching up to do.

You best have fresh lemonade this time. I might want an Ashy Larry.

And don't forget the pretzles.

[Stephi_B]

Pearl, before you hang up: Tell him to brew some camomile tea for me tonight... yeah and maybe he might order a male stripper - that is always very health improving! :D Of course he can order strippers for all tastes - just in case I'm gonna infect everybody...

[brightpearl]

...Oh, wait, Stephi says she wants strippers. What? No, I don't know...

Don't be silly; I'm sure she doesn't mean to drink it!! Perhaps she wants to refinish some furniture. I'll ask you to make it environmentally friendly, thanks.

http://www.soysafe.com/uploads/items/regular/79D2D05ABFDC4D7E8DD43B4ACCD3AE38.jpg

[Stephi_B]

Exactly what I thinking about. And even environmentally friendly, Pearl, you really can read my thoughts!

Do you think the guys will help refinishing the pub's furniture?

;)

[trisherina]

Is there a smoking area? I need that juicy sense of futility that comes with a good relapse, and a broader source of self-destruction than mere alcohol can provide!

....................http://www.cigarrenversand.de/images/product_images/info_images/2174_0.jpg

^^ Al Capone Pocket being booked on charges of reckless endangerment

[zero]

SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBLIANCE


TRISHARAMA IS HAVING A PRELAPSE

[T.I.P.]

Is there a smoking area? I need that juicy sense of futility that comes with a good relapse, and a broader source of self-destruction than mere alcohol can provide.

you could also just sit in the paint stripper fumes for a prolonged period of time

[Stephi_B]

Did she drink the stripper?! :eek:
Now as long as she didn't smoke her cigar next to the fuming stripper (and the pub isn't a fireball yet, is it?)... phew!

[T.I.P.]

i was just going to buy a round of these...anybody ?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Flaming_cocktails.jpg/300px-Flaming_cocktails.jpg

[Stephi_B]

That's good against a cold too, right? OK! :)

[brightpearl]

Oooh, have I had too many already? What was in those flaming things?!?
http://mfacer.users.btopenworld.com/upsidedown.jpg

[Stephi_B]

Um, er... you know. Such an experimental drug :o (It's all TIP's fault, I first wanted to test it on white mice, really) But I promise you that things will turn around in max. 2 hours again. Well, hopefully... ;)

[brightpearl]

S'all right, all in the name of science!


*flip*
Whew, all better now. Wowsa!
http://www.essex.ac.uk/psychology/EHS/COMPUTER%20SCREEN%202%20small.jpg

[Stephi_B]

Class A hand-stand sporty Pearl! :cool:

[Stephi_B]

But something seems wrong here, why does reality turn up-side down and not just vision? Hm, it's actually even a cooler feature! :D

[brightpearl]

Oooh, who had this thing catered?
http://jaroschbakery.com/g/04-pastries.jpg

[lukkucairi]

^^hopefully not the same people who gave me mild food poisoning yesterday :o

[Mik]

^^^ yow, sorry to hear this lukku!

bleck

[Veruki]

Oooh, who had this thing catered?
http://jaroschbakery.com/g/04-pastries.jpg

I'm not sure, but those little nipple ones near the top look dangerous!

[brightpearl]

^That belongs in the advice thread.

Bratender! Where's my hasenpfeffer?

[Veruki]

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! Schlemiel! Schlemazl! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

[brightpearl]

band's here.

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[brightpearl]

Another round, bartender; I'm buying! Light 'em up and pass 'em round!
http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/tang_1.jpg

Whaddaya mean Tang isn't flammable? It's got Butylated hyrdoxyanisole in it! You can use it as dishwashing detergent!

[lukkucairi]

you can use tang as dishwashing detergent?

*toddles off to the dishwasher to check the veracity of this statement*

[brightpearl]

Yup. (http://everydaysimplicity.blogspot.com/2007/05/using-your-dishwasher-tang-and-more.html)

[Relish]

you can use tang as dishwashing detergent?

*toddles off to the dishwasher to check the veracity of this statement*


You're doing laundry?..... now? Come have a sip and a giggle. It's Friday! wheeee:p

[Brynn]

Cheers!

[lukkucairi]

righty-o then - to hell with the dishes

[Relish]

I know.... we could drink ouzo and smash them.

Oopa!

[lukkucairi]

don't have ouzo - will sake do?

braaaaatender!

where's the ouzo dammit?

[Jack Flanders]

And remove armpit hair, too!!! YAY!! Check out the chick's pits!!!

[Jack Flanders]

Another round, bartender; I'm buying! Light 'em up and pass 'em round!
http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/tang_1.jpg

Whaddaya mean Tang isn't flammable? It's got Butylated hyrdoxyanisole in it! You can use it as dishwashing detergent!

See above. :o

[Stephi_B]

Ciao Bratender! ... you look a bit groggy man, what did you do last night? Nevermind... no details... actually I wanna place an order - on my bill! - for a round of
http://www.caipitest.de/upload/Caipi-Bilder/Caipi-Tablett300.jpg
for everybody here + whatever Pearly goes for today!

:)

... No you don't need to chalk that up! Really, today I pay my bill! ... That of the last time? Er, can we postpone that one please... :o next month, promised!!

[brightpearl]

http://www.swarthmore.edu/Images/library/ev_craftingnature.jpg

Tea for me, thanks. :)

[brightpearl]

I'd like to have a nibble, but this place is so fancy and I can't remember which of these is the bra nibble fork.
http://abcwholesale.com.au/images/products/thumb_Plastic-Forks-Pkt-10-50042.jpg

[Veruki]

I think you're suposed to work your way in, or use biggest to smallest. Or is is smallest to biggest?

Screw it, just pick your favorite!;)

[brightpearl]

I just had to register for courses online, and it sucked. It really, really sucked. I had to re-do my charts and make phone calls to various department offices to get something worked out. The system is still telling me that I can't take Chemistry 101 because I don't have the prerequisites, yet it lists no prerequisites in the prerequisite popup menu. The chemistry department is all out at summer commencement and the secretary is not a pleasant person today.

I need another cup of tea.

[brightpearl]

Put some tea-quila in it.

[Stephi_B]

Here better take the whole bottle *passing it* you beaten-up-by-admin-crueleties Pearly :(

[brightpearl]

S'okay. Just to be alive is enough.
Especially if I have tea.
:D

Oooh. And cake.
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[brightpearl]

My friend Eddie likes cake, too.
I'm not sure how he feels about tea.

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[Jack Flanders]

I have lots of leftover cake!!! Almost too pretty to eat, but I am willing to share!! :)

[Stephi_B]

You a cakie (cake+junkie), Pearl! :)

[lukkucairi]

is it time to drink yet?

[Anna]

http://www.x-plane.com/adventures/CrossCountry/DSC01774.jpg
incomming

[Jack Flanders]

Of course!!! Cheers!!! I'm full of cake but I need a salt chaser. Hey Braman! where's the big bowl of pretzels with my name on it??? You better not have put it out on the bra so everyone can be touching MY PRETZELS!!! :mad:

[brightpearl]

^Just for the record I would rather have everyone touching the pretzels than the bra.

is it time to drink yet?

Yup. Read my leaves for me?
http://www.tasseography.com/reading.jpg

[T.I.P.]

^^^

* This is the captain of the aircraft. The stewards have just informed me that they may have detected a multi-megaton explosive device dissimulated on board. Please stay calm - do not panic *

[T.I.P.]

* Dear sirs and madams. Please disregard the last message - i have been informed that the device is a beer delivery device set up for the inFlight keg party. *

* thank you for your attention, enjoy the rest of your flight *

[brightpearl]

^Actually it turns out they (the tea leaves I mean) say my car has a dead battery.

I am not having a good day.

That's it, I'm falling off the wagon.
Somebody get me a Shirley Temple.

[Veruki]

I love drinking on air-bras! This is great, where are we going??

oh and pearly:
http://www.tshirtsoup.com/store/ProdImages/20060222181024l.jpg

he he

[T.I.P.]

don't forget to wear your anti-foot-swelling socks if you're going to be air-drinking ;)

last time i was in a plane it took my neighbor half an hour to get her boots back on

[lukkucairi]

^Just for the record I would rather have everyone touching the pretzels than the bra.



Yup. Read my leaves for me?
http://www.tasseography.com/reading.jpg

I see a giant duck.

it will eat your life!

run!

:p

[lukkucairi]

^Actually it turns out they (the tea leaves I mean) say my car has a dead battery.

I am not having a good day.

That's it, I'm falling off the wagon.
Somebody get me a Shirley Temple.

right here, sistah.

inside the duck.

whenever you're ready :p

[brightpearl]

don't forget to wear your anti-foot-swelling socks if you're going to be air-drinking ;)

last time i was in a plane it took my neighbor half an hour to get her boots back on

Thanks for the TIP. :D I didn't realize plane carpeting was nylon. I'm wearing flip-flaps, so I should be okay.

And lukku, I lurve you. This duck's (http://www.eglobe1.com/word/wp-content/images/photos/Animals/Beer-Drinking-Duck.jpg)for you.

[craig johnston]

oh, go on then, wine for me.
i'm rather partial to sicilian reds this year.
:)

[trisherina]

After seeing that video craig posted I'm glad I'm having seafood with my wine tonight. :cool:

[Stephi_B]

sicilia

O Sicilia, mi Sicilia, la dulce, la bella, la bellissima! :) Will come back to you, promised!

n reds

My bratenderoni,
could you maybe organise us, your most precious regular guests ;), some wines from the Trapani province till next Friday? Ya ken, those reds so fruity, but neither sweet nor heavy and those strong (8%!), aromatic whites to go with the seafood! As am at it, please organise a Sicilian recipe for filled herring too...

Mille grazie, ragazzo! ... What?! ... yeah of course you are bellissimo, man! That is you look at least a whole lot better than on Friday :p

[Jack Flanders]

Hey!! braman!!! you open yet? I need a cold one!! You there? Shit! :mad:

[brightpearl]

He's right there, under that table.

He shouldn't have challenged me to a Long Island Iced Tea contest.

[brightpearl]

I got the stuff to make guacamole.
http://www.twentymile.com/Cookbook/guacamole0.gif

lookit the size of these limes
http://www.wegmans.com/kitchen/ingredients/produce/fruit/images/lime.jpg

[brightpearl]

the blue ones are better for you
http://www.reallynatural.com/archives/pictures/GoEblue-thumb.jpg

[brightpearl]

queso looks good...who made it?
http://www.gourmetfoodmall.com/merchants/Vegeta01/G02091.jpg

[brightpearl]

I made myself a lime Italian soda. Anyone else?!? We'll have to make do until the Dude comes to...
http://www.havanamania.com/Havana%20Mania%20Redondo/Havana%20Mania%20blue%20mojito.jpg

[Stephi_B]

^Mia Perla - looks fantastic!! Let's fire him and hire you instead. :)

He's really losing his bratenderness, alcohol resistence and all... he might need a few week stay at a spa or so :confused:

Or do you think his new girlfriend(*)
http://fredfred.net/skriker/images/dj/2006/drink_me.jpg
has worn him out like that?

;) :D

(*) Have not lost my pornographity, eh?

[Frieda]

^ um.. *cough*

your panties are showing

[brightpearl]

^Mia Perla - looks fantastic!! Let's fire him and hire you instead. :)

Naw, tending bras has never appealed to me. Not even when I was going through an odd phase in college.

I set up a telescope out on the patio.
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[brightpearl]

Oh, fer pete's sake. Who ordered these?!?!
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[Stephi_B]

^^^Nah, that ain't me Frieda (am a pantie purist, no text on mine 'cept for the weekday maybe ;) - good to keep track of time), this is bratenders girlfriend, dunno her name - got distracted by her outfit kinda. But I confess after two, three, maybe four of Perla's killer cocktails I took a photo and pinned it over the counter... :o

I repent from my wicked behaviour by washing the glasses
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/78/17/22561778.jpg
so next Friday everthing here shines. Bratender looks still too unfit anyways...

Suppose that cool telescope will attract lotta folks!

:)

[Stephi_B]

Naw, tending bras has never appealed to me. Not even when I was going through an odd phase in college.


So you won't be my partner in this hypothetical beach bar in Brazil? :(
Would you be with me if I adjoin a designer flip flop shop to the bar? You being the designer and all... :)

Kinda got into tending bras quite often: As a kid (10,11) I was allowed to tend the one in my stepfather's party cellar when we had this firm and/or family parties 5, 6 times a year. Was totally proud of that duty! Later in my year at boarding school (12th grade) I helped out in a Cuban bar (over which I also often rented a room on weekends when the boarding school had closed), but I was unfortunately not allowed to mix the cocktails, Renata the bralady let nobody behind her sacred counter, not even her brother, so I was just doing stuff like emptying ashtrays, cleaning tables, washing glasses etc. At my old university in Bavaria I always belonged to the service team at the notorious, famous Chemofete = chemistry faculty party, the best and biggest on the campus, the last two times before it got forbidden by city admin & police - ah that's Bavaria! :rolleyes: - we had like 6000-8000 guests vs. max. 10 people actively serving at the two bras (me always at the beer bar, 2nd shift from midnight till we had to drag away the last drunks to clean up that major mess) - so it was more battling at the bras than tending ;) - but a helluva fun :D

[Stephi_B]

Hey bratenderoni... how's life and all?
For me today just
http://www.sentex.net/~morris/BOTTLE PICS/Sodas/Other/Various/Toronto/CharltonTorp.JPG
please! ;)

[zero]

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<h3>:::::CE SOIR et TONIGHT ONLY:::::

by POPULAR REQUEST your BRAMAN will be

http://sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/09/08/ba_katrina7_29mac.jpg

^TERRY in THE PARIS everything like such-as.

..so whatever your bra requirements just shout out loud:

"GRAÇON!" and he'll take care of it
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[T.I.P.]

I 'ave allwéz dreamed of being le bra-tendeure. You could sé zat tending to bras was one of my childhood dreams. Méby more of an adolescence dream, actually...anyways...

so, what weel it be, folks ?

un "petit ballon de rouge" ?
http://www.shopi.com/uploads/fiches_techniques/31.jpg

un "pastaga", façon port de Marseille ?
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/e/ed/180px-Pastis1.jpg

un "orangina", for the wee folk ?
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLU/50237~Orangina-Posters.jpg

[T.I.P.]

ce soir, "le" discount for eveurywann 'oo wears zeu beret or a T-shirt with zeu Tour Eiffel on eet.

:eek: :eek:

crézy, no ? ! ?

[Stephi_B]

Graçon, ce weerangina s'il vous plait! :)

Er... is it OK if my Eiffel Tower (actually Perla borrowed it to me) wears a cowboy hat,
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/783355/2/istockphoto_783355_eiffel_tower_of_texas.jpg
they ran out of berets at the souvenir shop (:eek:)

[T.I.P.]

I seenk you have gotten ze souvenir from ze wrong Paris, ma chère. Bérylle has tricked you !

Eet's ok, you can go without your t-sheurt, we are not too Puritain around 'ere ;) .

One discount orangina, for you !

http://www.superbrandsse.org/images/-4/10520.jpg

[Stephi_B]

Oh, merde, the wrong Paris! Mais merci, graçon, c'est formidable orangina ;)

But these jeunes filles are indeed from THE Paris (or have they tricked me too?)
http://web.gc.cuny.edu/Mestc/programs/images/03-04/paris2Can-can.jpg
it's OK I bring them in (yes, Frieda, I know their panties are showing :o)

[brightpearl]

^Despite what you may have heard, none of those ladies is me.

Sorry about my little Paris, Tx joke, Stephi.

A blood orange Italian soda for me, please Tippy. :D

[brightpearl]

And I don't care how big le discount is, I'm not wearing a t-shirt with the Eiffel Tower on it. And if anyone comes in here wearing a "Don't Mess With Texas" shirt, I'm going to inwardly sigh disapprovingly.

[T.I.P.]

hehe

while you eat some snacks i can put some orangina Publicités on zeu bra television.
It's for the new "red orangina", with some Guarana added, for extra punch.


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N.B. at the end you hear "Mais pourquoi est il si méchant ?..... Parceque !!!!!"

--> it means "Why is he so nasty ? .....Because !!!"

I know, eets stupid. Zat's why i like eet....

[T.I.P.]

^Despite what you may have heard, none of those ladies is me.

Sorry about my little Paris, Tx joke, Stephi.

A blood orange Italian soda for me, please Tippy. :D

yes it sound exactly like you want some Orangina Rouge !!! :eek:

[brightpearl]

^Those are brilliant.

I'm changing my order. I haven't had a good sangria in a long time. Know how to make it, bratender?

[T.I.P.]

of course...

one teaspoon sugar, one piece of apple from the frigo, and one "petit ballon de rouge"

i know, eet's a bit simple, but I must do with "les moyens du bord"..

eta: ok i can add some orangina rouge, too :)

[brightpearl]

^Sounds perfect, except could you dunk this in there for me?
http://photos4.flickr.com/4605927_f723f7337d.jpg
I'm sensitive to tannins in red wine, so if I get all groggy and then wake up to find you've all been chucking peanuts in my mouth, I'm gonna be pissed.

[brightpearl]

You're using real sugar, right? No corn syrup...:D

That prolly means you should leave out the Orangina Rouge...

[Stephi_B]

^Despite what you may have heard, none of those ladies is me.

Sorry about my little Paris, Tx joke, Stephi.

A blood orange Italian soda for me, please Tippy. :D

Of course not! :D

Nevermind, but next time we travel together you don't blindfold me, OK? ;)

Terry, as I see you're a sunglasses man, what about these
http://www.curiosum.org/bilder/sonnenbrille.jpg

But as you're anyways bathing in citrus fruit juices behind there - and should have a better vision now - could you make me an carrot-orange cocktail with hibiscus please:
http://hungrymouth.typepad.com/hungry_mouth/images/manresa2.JPG
ah and also one for tricky Perla

:)

[T.I.P.]

so, let me recapitulate:

One sangria, hold the tannin, dunk the sanguine, hold the corn syrup, hold the peanut-chucking.. WHAT THE FVCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS ???

STARBUCKS, TEXAS ???

:mad: :mad:

[T.I.P.]

Of course not! :D

Nevermind, but next time we travel together you don't blindfold me, OK? ;)

Terry, as I see you're a sunglasses man, what about these
http://www.curiosum.org/bilder/sonnenbrille.jpg

But as you're anyways bathing in citrus fruit juices behind there - and should have a better vision now - could you make me an carrot-orange cocktail with hibiscus please:
http://hungrymouth.typepad.com/hungry_mouth/images/manresa2.JPG
ah and also one for tricky Perla

:)

yes fine, no problem, treecky treecky drinks coming up

thank you for the glasses, they are smashing :)

[brightpearl]

so, let me recapitulate:

One sangria, hold the tannin, dunk the sanguine, hold the corn syrup, hold the peanut-chucking.. WHAT THE FVCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS ???

STARBUCKS, TEXAS ???

:mad: :mad:

I forgot to say decaf.

I can see why they hired you. You've got the perfect temperament for this place. ;)

[T.I.P.]

so, let me recapitulate:

One sangria, hold the tannin, dunk the sanguine, hold the corn syrup, hold the peanut-chucking.. WHAT THE FVCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS ???

STARBUCKS, TEXAS ???

:mad: :mad:

i'm just keeding, pearlie

one sangria, just the way you like it ;)

http://www.displayit-info.com/food/images/drinks/2098.JPG

[brightpearl]

Oh, you French...always with the keeding.

I like your new moustache, hon hon hon.

[craig johnston]

is tipple gonna be showing off his tower again?

if so, i'm leaving.

:rolleyes:

[T.I.P.]

Serge Gainsbourg as the "poinçonneur des lilas" (the Lilas Metro station ticket puncher)

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[brightpearl]

is tipple gonna be showing off his tower again?

if so, i'm leaving.

:rolleyes:

^Good luck. Doncha remember the tower blocked the exits last time?
:eek:
:D

[T.I.P.]

is tipple gonna be showing off his tower again?

if so, i'm leaving.

:rolleyes:

that won't be until much later, not to worry.

Pint of Kronenbourg for you, monsieur ?

[brightpearl]

Serge Gainsbourg as the "poinçonneur des lilas" (the Lilas Metro station ticket puncher)

Clearly the love child of Maurice Chevalier and Pee Wee Herman.

[brightpearl]

this next?
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[T.I.P.]

Gainsbourg is an emblematic personnage of French culture (his songs and texts are quite wonderful)

he's famous for having burnt a 500 franc bill on national television...a provocateur, if you will. He was a complete alcoholic and smoked the hardcore Gitanes cigarettes...

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[craig johnston]

^Good luck. Doncha remember the tower blocked the exits last time?
:eek:
:D

pardon?! the exits?

:eek:

ok, if he's going to keep it under wraps i'll have a pint of speckled hen.

cheers!

:)

[Stephi_B]

is tipple gonna be showing off his tower again?

if so, i'm leaving.

:rolleyes:

No we're still at showing off our panties, yours...
http://picture.yatego.com/images/44bf45d54808a9.8/2778.jpg
...er... are nice... yeah... cheers

;) :)

[brightpearl]

he's famous for having burnt a 500 franc bill on national television...a provocateur, if you will. He was a complete alcoholic and smoked the hardcore Gitanes cigarettes...

Interesting fella. I'm relieved to have never been married to him.


pardon?! the exits?
:)

Yes, it's enormous, don't you remember?
The air compressor nearly overheated before it was fully inflated.

http://www.parissouvenirs.com/image/eiffel5.jpg

[T.I.P.]

take it away, Dave ! :) :)

he's got that M.I.T. touch...

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[Stephi_B]

Gainsbourg is an emblematic personnage of French culture (his songs and texts are quite wonderful)

he's famous for having burnt a 500 franc bill on national television...a provocateur, if you will. He was a complete alcoholic and smoked the hardcore Gitanes cigarettes...


The ones wrapped in maize-leafs... ugh! (Normal filter Gitanes are OK though - 'cept for their price)

[brightpearl]

^I love that.

this too
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[craig johnston]

here's foxy with another one of his witty bar comments:

http://www.andrewcusack.com/pipehen2.jpg

[T.I.P.]

The ones wrapped in maize-leafs... ugh! (Normal filter Gitanes are OK though - 'cept for their price)

the target market for maize leaf Gitanes are agriculturists over 75 years old, who make their own Gnôle.

Speaking of which, Gnôle shots on the house...prune flavored....

http://www.u-blog.net/prunelleverte/img/gnole.jpg

[brightpearl]

^Er. Does it taste better than it sounds?

I've got some lechuguilla. It's kinda like tequila, but made from a kind of agave with spines so thick it's called the "Shin Dagger."

http://www.texasbeyondhistory.net/waxcamps/images/lechuguilla-sm.jpg

[T.I.P.]

you're not supposed to pronounce the "G".

think "gnôle" as in "español"

not "gnôle" as in "gnome" :rolleyes:

[brightpearl]

^Yeah, I meant the "Prunella" part, actually...

Although this reminds me of grocery shopping this morning. Always fun when there are 2 or more languages in common use. I caught sight of a frozen confection kinda like a Drumstick, labeled "Conos" and did a double-take...who else knows some slang?

Tildes are so important.

[T.I.P.]

^Yeah, I meant the "Prunella" part, actually...


sry :o

i forgot how much of a language expert you are ;).

You can hardly taste the prunella btw (it's usually over 60 degrees / 120 proof)

[T.I.P.]

'k, gotta run for a bit...take over for me berylly ?

[brightpearl]

Can't, I gotta dissect an unfortunate rat. I'll just leave the preservation fluid in this jar marked "Free Moonshine" and everyone can serve themselves...

[T.I.P.]

good idea. I left a bag of stale and chewy peanuts on the bra in case anybody gets hungry for salty snacks...

[brightpearl]

I hope they aren't the ones I swept up earlier...

Have fun, all!

[Stephi_B]

Yeah these were the very same peanuts... saw Terry fishing them and an empty chips bag out of the waste bin... but that fluid should disinfect everything ;)

Hasta lunes!

:)

[craig johnston]

tipple's a loony

[brightpearl]

Jeez, I've been gone for hours and y'all haven't even put up the tiki decorations.

[Frieda]

is it tiki weekend??

edited to add: WOO HOOOO!


GRAÇOOONNNN

[Frieda]

GRAÇOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!


wtf is taking him so long?? i've decorated the bra with tiki stuff-- can i have a drink please??

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[brightpearl]

I'm filling in now that Tipple has prolly toddled off to bed.
Got a 'stache and everythin', hon hon hon. And perhaps I weell verbally abuse yew laterrr by dissing your beverage choices!
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/13/66/23366613.jpg

None of the used rat formalin for you, frieds..strictly the good stuff.
http://wiki.webtender.com/upload/files/1/14/Bacardi_Cocktail_Polar_Bear.jpg

Perhaps a Petit Punch for you? Sophisticated, yet totally blooterizing?
http://defecito.com/uploads/TiPunch.jpg

[Frieda]

could you please add an umbrella~ella~ella~oh~oh for the joyous fun of tiki props? it will match my coconut attire!

[Brynn]

Have you had an avocado daiquiri? I'm going to go make enough for everyone and we can all try it. It's very pretty.

Blend until frothy:
1/2 avocado
4oz. white rum
6oz. frozen limeade concentrate
4oz. half-and-half (or was it 6oz.?)
1 1/2 C. ice

Pour, then drizzle a decorative amount of pomegranate molasses (available at middle-eastern specialty markets) over the top. MMMMmmmmm.

[brightpearl]

^Delicious, Brynn, thanks!

could you please add an umbrella~ella~ella~oh~oh for the joyous fun of tiki props? it will match my coconut attire!

But of course!
http://static.flickr.com/11/110231690_7fedb20aff.jpg

...and we should pull out the tapas now. No more rubber peanuts when there are avocado daquiris to be had!
http://www.cantinatapas.co.uk/tapas3.jpg

[Frieda]

oooooooOOOOOOoooh! :) :) :)

[brightpearl]

^Wait, are you dressed IN coconuts or AS a coconut?

[T.I.P.]

WTF ??

i turn my back for hardly a minute and people are handing out "tiki props" and "umbrellas"

and what's this about a coconut attire...has Beryl been decorating the bra again ??? :mad:


and where are my goddamn rubber peanuts ???!! ? :mad:

[T.I.P.]

then again, those avocado daiquiris do look pretty good. Can I have a sip of somebody's ? :o


I can tell my avocado smoothie stories (anyone ever been to Bali ?)

[Frieda]

in coconuts, and i have found a cool matching handbag

http://www.luaucostumes.com/ri5918.jpg

[brightpearl]

then again, those avocado daiquiris do look pretty good. Can I have a sip of somebody's ? :o


I can tell my avocado smoothie stories (anyone ever been to Bali ?)

You can have mine...my alcohol tolerance is pathetic and I don't wanna end up under a brastool.

In Mexico, the avocados lie on the ground unwanted, there are so many. The dogs eat them like they're manna from heaven.

[Frieda]

WTF ??

i turn my back for hardly a minute and people are handing out "tiki props" and "umbrellas"

and what's this about a coconut attire...has Beryl been decorating the bra again ??? :mad:


and where are my goddamn rubber peanuts ???!! ? :mad:


how can you not like this??

http://luaucostumes.com/for59197.gif

[T.I.P.]

in coconuts, and i have found a cool matching handbag


are you dressed up for one of those pole dancing contests where the pole is horizontal and you have to dance under it without bending down ? (i forget what those are called..)

[brightpearl]

has Beryl been decorating the bra again ??? :mad:

and where are my goddamn rubber peanuts ???!! ? :mad:

You're just upset that no one wanted to see your inflatable tower. And I save my decorated bras for special occasions.

Oh, and here's your rubber peanuts! We'd never leave you bereft. :D
http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/Hfca720.jpg

[brightpearl]

are you dressed up for one of those pole dancing contests where the pole is horizontal and you have to dance under it without bending down ? (i forget what those are called..)

limbo!!

[T.I.P.]

Oh, and here's your rubber peanuts! We'd never leave you bereft. :D
http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/items/Large/Hfca720.jpg

such a tasty looking color

thanks :)

[brightpearl]

^Have you ever had those? They're like what a computer would sythesize if you tried to have it chemically produce food based only on descriptions in C.

[T.I.P.]

You're just upset that no one wanted to see your inflatable tower.

it's taking up the whole backseat of my Peugeot 406 :mad:

[Frieda]

are you dressed up for one of those pole dancing contests where the pole is horizontal and you have to dance under it without bending down ? (i forget what those are called..)

you just gave me a fcking good reason to post this

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and you're going to regret it :p :D

[brightpearl]

^HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, I don't regret that at all.

it's taking up the whole backseat of my Peugeot 406 :mad:

I'll have to bring that up in my next anatomy lab.

[T.I.P.]

^^ :eek:


ahahahhaa


hoff is like: yeah you guys, everybody do the limbo dance. I'll be watching you from my hammock. :D

[brightpearl]

That guy over there, who is that?
http://tkfiles.storage.msn.com/x1pwXU7dy1y8pzIhnEWNnZs4IyA2_F1mb8Wv6BjvDDYN5okwhZ OtALFHN40OCfCUMok-TQEcjvzT8z9bPNYfbYi59qppHX-__iH7yoP3bFE7Ex7kSTHZg_rPA

[brightpearl]

I think I've had too much to drink.
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[brightpearl]

Bratender, fire up the grinder! I've been up since three; I need a cuppa!
http://www.coffeelab.com/coffee/coffee_roaster.jpg

Whereza biscuits? Zero always leaves some stashed under the booth seats somewhere...

[T.I.P.]

i think he carries them around in a knapsack, so's he can have a quick biscuit fix whenever he needs one.

oh wait, i just found some that he must have overlooked here. They look kinda fossilized though...must have been put here a while ago :confused:

http://museum.agropolis.fr/pages/expos/egypte/images/museum_cairo/items/basket_biscuits.jpg

eta: i'm off to bed, g'night ! ;)

[brightpearl]

^Oh, how, um..delightful. Whatever can I give you in return, in keeping with the spirit of this offering?

Ah...
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/79/42/23134279.jpg
...cheap yellow mustard on wonder bread. Your favorite!

eta: I'm off as well, y'all...coffee's not doing the trick. :o

[Jack Flanders]

So, the Bra is closed. OK - I know of another till open. Toodles!!! :D

[Stephi_B]

Oh I missed the Tiki part last week... :(

tipple's a loony
Now, now, you surely meant to say 'a lovely loony'... you naughty normalo, you ;)

Apropos T.I.P., where are you? You really have cleaned up my messing around bread now - did I see right and you started sorting the nuke waste there according to their isotopes?! Come over here and help me wipe the remainders of the Tiki Party.

Cos till the real bratender gets up I'm gonna practise a bit for my hypothetical Brazilian baech bra....


Some fruity drinks
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/4/8877693_ade001c6b6.jpg
(don't ask me what all those fruits are called like... but they taste nice)

Fine cerveja
http://www.vidabrasil.net/modules/pncommerce/product_images/550wm.jpg

Moqueca (sea fruit stew)
http://gothamist.com/images/2005_01_moqueca.JPG
for those who are hungry

And cocadas
http://www.buscajalisco.com/bj/gastronomia/lonuestro/cocada.jpg
for Perla - with her sweet tooth

:)

[Stephi_B]

Oh and some musical entertainment:

For those who like it soft:

<object width="425" height="353"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DmV0TcTNJ3o"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DmV0TcTNJ3o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"></embed></object>

For those who wanna dance:

<object width="425" height="353"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R3Jth1HXkrE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R3Jth1HXkrE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"></embed></object>

[Stephi_B]

Ah and for those who wanna dance close, of course:

<object width="425" height="353"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5AfTl5Vg73A"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5AfTl5Vg73A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"></embed></object>

Lovely baech I got bra at, isn't it? ;)

[T.I.P.]

^you Berliners really get the praty going early, don't you ?

so...those drinks look yummy but i'm going to skip the alcohol for now.

i'll have a fresh mango shake and some buttermilk pancakes please...i'll be relaxing under the palm trees, and maybe go surfing later. Where is the surfing area in the bra ?

[T.I.P.]

Lovely baech I got bra at, isn't it? ;)

vulcan mind meld ! :D