friday in our very own pub thraed

[Stephi_B]

Ya, we Berliners start actually Thursday night with partying ;)

See you found the baech... er.. in that sentence there should be added a 'my' somewhere... partying since Thursday night has taken it's toll yet :D

Your orders are almost ready. :)

[Stephi_B]

For those who wanna stay fit still for a while I also got
http://minerals.gps.caltech.edu/brazil/food/Guarana.jpg

Am sorry, the warehouse had only the canned sort there this week...

This 'champagne' on it means not that there's champagne inside I think... somebody's got to try :confused: T.I.P.?

[T.I.P.]

F
This 'champagne' on it means not that there's champagne inside I think... somebody's got to try :confused: T.I.P.?

sry i had to pop out for a sec'

that guarana drink is pretty good ! I mixed a little with some canned guava juice which gives it a nice robe...
http://www.caraibos.com/images/catalogue/id_1/images/881_guava-33cl.jpg

[Stephi_B]

But you did not pop out of the hammock I hope? - sober as you are :D

Oh that mix tastes really yummy!

Look I fetched you something really fresh from a palm tree
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/948412/2/istockphoto_948412_coconut_water_at_the_beach_braz il.jpg
:)

Sorry took a while, am a bit out of training with this tree climbing business... :o

[Stephi_B]

On the bra telly I put some cultural programme btw:

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(Capoeira totally fascinates me :), maybe I start doing that, there's a Capoeira school not far from where I live...)

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[Hyakujo's Fox]

zero's already feeling a wee bit sentimental
http://i15.tinypic.com/4u9jxts.gif
he usually waits til at least morning tea

[Stephi_B]

Oi bossanova overdose, or what?!

Gonna put that here on the counter then:
http://home.socal.rr.com/kfa/images/kleenex.jpg

(This the teaquila Perla has forgotten here lately?)

[brightpearl]

^didn't forget, just leaving for the taking...

I love guava juice, haven't had it in ages.
Isn't it beautiful?
http://www.tropicalfruitnursery.com/images/Guava-lg.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://www2.hawaii.edu/~srodney/kauai/guava.jpg

these people know how to party.

[brightpearl]

did somebunny say hammock?
oh god, I could really use about a year in a hammock.
http://www.condohotelcenter.com/images/bella-maya-hammock.jpg

even kinda looks like me.

[zero]

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<tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<h3>:::::TONIGHT:::::

stephie_be and hers

HYPOTHETICAL BRAZILIAN BAECH BRA

brazilians to be show at the door

you cannie get in withoot a brazilian

http://www.west.gr/strand/images/strand_intro.JPG


skinnydippzing later!!

http://www.whatdvd.net/WhatDVD-Graphics/main/598.jpg
</h3>
</tr></table>


.

[T.I.P.]

But you did not pop out of the hammock I hope? - sober as you are :D

Oh that mix tastes really yummy!

Look I fetched you something really fresh from a palm tree
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/948412/2/istockphoto_948412_coconut_water_at_the_beach_braz il.jpg
:)

Sorry took a while, am a bit out of training with this tree climbing business... :o

it's delicious, thanks ! :D

ooh look there's a cow on the beach...looks like the bra has teleported to goa...

http://www.latrobe.edu.au/mathstats/staff/marcel/fotos/cow.jpeg

here pearly, you can borrow my travel hammock...

http://www.beachstore.com/images/Travel-Hammock-Bag-Small.jpg

[T.I.P.]

ooh look there's a cow on the beach...looks like the bra has teleported to goa...

http://www.latrobe.edu.au/mathstats/staff/marcel/fotos/cow.jpeg


never mind it must have been a coconut juice induced hallucination


time to bring out the shades : :cool:

[brightpearl]

^^can I get into the hypothetical bra if I show a hypothetical brazilian?

Thanks for the hammock, tip, wish I had time for a nap. I'll hafta take my guava italian soda to go...

[Stephi_B]

^^No that's perfectly OK... tudo bem (I think so at least, I did not use any glasswear of my hypothetical drug lab in the bra's back room to mix the drinks, did I? :confused:) May I introduce:

Milli, my bra-cow

(or where do you think the milk for milkshakes and ice-cream is supposed to come from!)

Now that I found the recipe again, am gonna mix some strawberry caipis with mint leafs for youse praty poeple here:
http://www.casafiesta.eu/media/6815/r503_frozenmarg_l_0566.jpghttp://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2050204/2/istockphoto_2050204_leafs.jpg

:)

[Stephi_B]

^^ 'Course, you just need to bring anything/anybody Brazilian - hypothetical or whatever.

Oh and zero forgot this: People wearing colourful flip-flops (best in Brazilian colours) get a free drink.

:)

[Stephi_B]

T.I.P. - here's your sunglasses: https://tripsense.progressive.com/images/greenDot.gif (http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/71153673.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=7429C8CDE11A5C7AEB262DC578FB00C6B84CD01C4F928278 )

That green eye shadow looks quite good on you btw ;)

[T.I.P.]

i cannie seem to see out of your glasses...i think the url is all fogged up...:confused:

eta: never mind I just figured it out...yes thank you that picture is very becoming...it was taken before the operation

[Stephi_B]

Oops, yeah, somehow it doesn't link. :confused:

You got to hit *enter* again in your browser, then it should work.

If it's still too foggy put on the wiper'n'blinker glasses I gave you last week ;)

eta: ah you got it... read only the first line. Really time the 2nd shift takes over here!

[12"razormix]

.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/148138443_4e3998a4cd.jpg !!

.

[zero]

:D slainte!

[12"razormix]

oi :D

[zero]

^she's the one in front o'me



(sometimse ahavetie stand on a chair to see over the top of hers bouffant though)

[12"razormix]

arrrrraye took care o'that matie!


( until the ocean breaks )

[brightpearl]

T.I.P. - here's your sunglasses: https://tripsense.progressive.com/images/greenDot.gif (http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/71153673.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=7429C8CDE11A5C7AEB262DC578FB00C6B84CD01C4F928278 )

That green eye shadow looks quite good on you btw ;)

Odd. I would have pegged him for more of the eyeliner type.

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_5066.jpg

[craig johnston]

cheers!

tipple going for the marc almond look again?

:rolleyes:

[12"razormix]

evenin johnston!

[brightpearl]

^^I had to look up who that is.
http://www.musicfolio.com/modernrock/almond_laststar.gif

appears to be a bit of a character. We should buy him a drink.

You should be ashamed of yourself, Ceej, comparing tippy to such a character. He would never wear a necklace like that.

Waiter!! Where's my mango juice? I can't lie in a hammock without mango juice.

[zero]

ahahahahAAA! <----euphoric stage


hello johnston + beryl i think you should get both get blootered - it's great

[brightpearl]

I said "juice," not "mousse."

http://wscwong.blogs.friendster.com/photos/dessert_portfolio/mango_mousse_cake.jpg

Oh, what the hell. Looks delicious.

[zero]

awshutup a minute beryl!


there's folk trying to get blootered in here!

[brightpearl]

This is a mango and earl grey tea parfait.
http://wscwong.blogs.friendster.com/photos/dessert_portfolio/mango_earl_grey_parfait.jpg

Just knowing it's been invented gives me hope for all humanity. I had a special gift in mind for the chef, but it turned out to be a lady. :(

[zero]

:mad:

[brightpearl]

Sorry, Ezra, wasn't paying attention.
I was mesmerized by mangoes. Surely something similar has happened to you before.

Have one on me, then.
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/760/442374.JPG

[12"razormix]

no! :mad:

[zero]

:mad: brrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmphhhhhhhhhhh

[zero]

that's better:)

[12"razormix]

*wiping*

[T.I.P.]

* brap *

[12"razormix]

*gneep*

[zero]

hi terry! *ding*

[12"razormix]

*dingeringdingding*

[T.I.P.]

ka * ching * $$$

[zero]

this is great!

:D
*rrrrrrrrr chchch*

[T.I.P.]

Odd. I would have pegged him for more of the eyeliner type.

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_5066.jpg

my experiments tend to indicate a positive correlation between wearing eyeliner and smooching members of the opposite sex

[zero]

terry - make a french-sounding noise!!


and then zormix - you do an asoko-sounding one! it'll be great!

[T.I.P.]

bratundra !

one frosty yak beer please ^^


* slurp *

[T.I.P.]

ah pradon zéro

* flap *

[zero]

* flap *


:confused: flap? ... flap?? that doesnie sound like a very french-sounding noise


i though you all went "uhawahaheeheehaw" - like, such as.

[12"razormix]

he was slapping you with his glove, dumbass!

[12"razormix]

i'll have a yak beer too

[T.I.P.]

non non zéro look this is you:

"poick poick poick poick poick...POOOOOUUUAACK"

[zero]

okay that was french-sounding

[T.I.P.]

hahahahaa

i said eyeliner zero, not a checkered skirt ! Those correlate positively with smooching members of the same sex :D

[T.I.P.]

'k gotta go to a "3D" bar.

Catch you guys later, peut-être...

[zero]

och je ne comprend pas - just make a funny noise instead!

[craig johnston]

http://images.travelpod.com/users/jag/stham05.1137612600.dsc00156.jpg

hic!

:o

[zero]

hic!

good noise. but we need some noises from america now.




also, the the whole of the polyphonic spree are outside asking to come in here.

[brightpearl]

noise from america

*cough* impeachment *cough cough*

[Frieda]

~ DANCANDO LAMBADAAAAH ~





pamdadadap dap dadap

[craig johnston]

the whole of the polyphonic spree are outside asking to come in here.

not again!

did 12" invite them?

:(

[Frieda]

i'll conga with the polyphonic spree

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come on johnston

let your body feel the heat
dont you worry if you can't dance~~ let the music move your feet!

[brightpearl]

for frieda
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TL8rlRc4uWI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TL8rlRc4uWI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[zero]

not again!

did 12" invite them?

:(

:mad: yeh and they're all wearing theirs nighties and jimjams

[zero]

pamdadadap dap dadap


that's a good noise - i'm going outside to try it out.


back in 5

[brightpearl]

^made me crave pappadums

[brightpearl]

one can never have too much chutney in one's bra, I always say
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/91/14/23231491.jpg

[T.I.P.]

pappadums

nice noise, beryl !

heres mine

doo pap a tap a toodoo
tap a pap a too

doo pap a tap a toodoo
tap a pap

*POOM POOM*

[brightpearl]

I went out and got some Spree, but it's defective, doesn't make any noise whatsoever.
http://a7.vox.com/6a00b8ea0716ac1bc000b8ea079b4f1bc0-200pi

:mad:

Makes the beer taste better tho'.

[brightpearl]

^^thankee

nice drum solo from our resident drummer but you forgot rat a tat tat

Sometimes I go wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[zero]

excuse me sorry to interrupt yours noise-making but the polyphonic spree are still outside wearing their daft night attire:

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/3/4/1/591432_356x237.jpg

[Frieda]

with the rat tat tat tat tat tat on the drums, hey!


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[Frieda]

^^ the 2nd from the right, is that rune?

[tapanuli]

http://www.pierheadwines.co.uk/web/data/images/pt/187.jpg

The round's on me!

[tapanuli]

for the sentimental ones..
1480

[zero]

^thank you tapanulies, for kindly donating yours bottle of beer!


we shall endevour to divide it fairly and equally amongst ourselves and the polyphonic spree

[zero]

excuse me sorry to interrupt yours noise-making but the polyphonic spree are still outside wearing their daft night attire:

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/3/4/1/591432_356x237.jpg

^^ the 2nd from the right, is that rune?


:D i think they're all him

[Frieda]

^ you may be on to something here :eek:

it's a fcking conspiralcy

outrage!

bratender!

[zero]

i propose that we make them all lift up their cassocks at the door as part of our brazilian-checking procedure. and then well find out who's who.

[tapanuli]

My apologies Mr. Null, twas a mere syntax error.

The corrected distribution formula:
( http://www.pierheadwines.co.uk/web/data/images/pt/187.jpg ) (xπ)^t

t = time in hours
x = number of patrons
Round quantity to the nearest bottle.

[Frieda]

i propose that we make them all lift up their cassocks at the door as part of our brazilian-checking procedure. and then well find out who's who.


and you will provide us with a reference sample, right?

[zero]

My apologies Mr. Null, twas a mere syntax error.

The corrected distribution formula:
( http://www.pierheadwines.co.uk/web/data/images/pt/187.jpg ) (xπ)^t

t = time in hours
x = number of patrons
Round quantity to the nearest bottle.

good formula - especially if it gets the polyphonic spree blootered

[zero]

and you will provide us with a reference sample, right?

i know nothing of such matters!

[Frieda]

:rolleyes:

who is bratending today?? tea eye pee again?

[T.I.P.]

î believe mistress steffi_bee is on duty today and the theme is barzillian

[Frieda]

well, it seems mistress_bee is outside checking the choir with mr zero--

let's help ourselves! woo hoo! caipirinha?

[T.I.P.]

yes yes, thnaks

who on earth would invited a choir to a bra, anyways ?

I guess it has to be zero..nobody else would be that twisted

[T.I.P.]

oh no !

the polyphonic spree are blootered and they are doing a two note rendition of "Watermelon Man" with beer bottles

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[tapanuli]

who on earth would invited a choir to a bra, anyways ?


Yes, usually choirs just magically (http://www.arrr.net/shanties/) appear.

[brightpearl]

dunno, I think this choir fits in pretty well in a bra
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biscuits, the loo, beer.
they've pretty much got it covered.

[T.I.P.]

i found another one of the members of the choir !

the situation is even worse than i thought :eek:

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[brightpearl]

he could sing about the beer, then, and leave the biscuits and loo to someone else

[Tunesmith]

^ I can't believe that that little gem of a video hasn't risen to youtube fame yet.

only 200 views. it's disgraceful. :mad:

[Tunesmith]

I found these two hooligans in the back room trying to play their way out of the tab. :eek:

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[Tunesmith]

.

[zero]

oh no !

the polyphonic spree are blootered

:D

[Stephi_B]

Sorry guys & gals to have left you braladyless... but I see you neither ran out of drinks nor entertainment - ah and you even left the place halfways standing and most of my selfmade drugs are either still there :D

Yeah, me been out with the choir, but then it got a bit boring (well to be honest they told me politely to stfu - my singing voice ain't that famous :o).
Luckily these guys
<object width="425" height="353"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LrHm0BPkS1M"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LrHm0BPkS1M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"></embed></object>
invited me to a football game and lots of beers further down the beach... well and the rest is kinda 'lost in translation' or so, somehow I woke up in Berlin :confused:

Anyways I close the place now... (window stays open till usual if anybody still needs a go-home-drink ;))

[zero]

guys - the energetic and engaging frontman of the polyphonic spree, tim deLaughter (no, really!), texted me just now:


THKS FROM ME'N' DA SPREE
FOR LAST NITE. AM WONDERING
IF THE LITTLE DUDE TERRY WOULD MIND
IF WE TITLE OURS FORTHCOMING
ALBUM "OH NO THE POLYPHONIC
SPREE ARE BLOOTERED!" ALSO,
HOWZABOUT WE DO A REGULAR
FRIDAY SPOT? TXTBK - TIM.


my personal view is that we should tell deLaughter and his 27 artificially happy, nightie-wearing, trombonists and choristers to bugger off. their music is a load of twee rubbish. however, a can't forget how funny he was just before he collapsed during their "medley of hits"...


http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/rs/2005/games_installer/The_Polyphonic_Spree_15_-_Big_Day_Out_Fest_2005_large.6858728.jpg

[Stephi_B]

A taost on TIP:

http://www.unicahome.com/products/small/6465.432A4244.jpghttp://www.drinkfinder.co.uk/asps\uploads/big/3063-1.jpg

You go & rock America, man!

:)

[brightpearl]

No, no, we've got to call him T.I.N.Y. now.

http://justaglass.co.uk/images/Miniature_Wine_Bottles.jpg

Congrats, TINY! You're the one that's doing them the favor, just remember that.

[Stephi_B]

Yes of course, it's TINY now.

TINY, you gonna charm them New Yorkers under the table with that legendary French charme - that's for sure!

:)

[T.I.P.]

thanks !

Note that i haven't signed any contracts yet...best not count too many chickens..gotta keep a cool head for the moment...:cool:

"TINY"...i must say i like the way it sounds...:)

[brightpearl]

I know a nice girl in NYC; maybe I could set you up. She's out of town a lot, though.
http://www.blogactive.com/uploaded_images/giuliani_in_drag-752491.jpg

[brightpearl]

How is it that for one class, I have to memorize every cell, organ, organelle, and bone landmark in the freaking body, yet for another class, I must read an entire chapter on setting the effing table?!?

:mad:

I'm having a nice cup of spiked tea.
You know, to help me focus.

Is it wrong to study in a bra?
:D

[Stephi_B]

Is it wrong to study in a bra?
:D

Nope :)

(Got a diploma although - I see it less 'although' but more 'because' :D - I spent most of my study time in chemistry cafeteria's smoking area - not much unlike a bra, there was beer available at the counter from 10am till 4pm, and afterwards you had to draw it from the machines, not that bad either, oh and in winter they sold mulled wine - we usually had one or two before afternoon lab... :o yeah and then there was our cafeteria clique :), our record was hanging out there 11h non-stop ;))

Spiked tea? OK, but you can also have this here
http://www.blavish.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/charbay-green-tea-vodka-11-30-2006.jpg
:)
as I didn't find a pic of spiked tea and what I found of the approximate German equivalent "Tee mit Schuß" (tea with shot)
http://www.leda-verlag.de/HERBST/Tee mit Schuss.jpg
looks a bit dangerous :eek:

[brightpearl]

^thanky, stephi. :)

study break!!
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apparently i've dyed my hair red...

[Stephi_B]

^ Great moves babe :D - no need to hide that foxy red hair! ;)

[brightpearl]

Ceej! C'mon in and have a lemonade. ;)
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Beverage/Lemonade.jpg

[brightpearl]

...CJ's wandered off with a barfly, as usual.

But Veruki's here!! Hooray! Long time, no see!

[Veruki]

I didn't know you were waiting for me to start the party, I woulda been here sooner.

[T.I.P.]

http://www.blogactive.com/uploaded_images/giuliani_in_drag-752491.jpg

i've had my share of morning surprises, but it would take a lot more than a mole, a stole and some beer goggles for me to find your friend attractive :rolleyes: ....

[Veruki]

Not enough lemonade yet? You'll get there, she'll look like Marilyn in no time, drink up!
http://www.moleskinerie.com/images/lemonade.jpg

[craig johnston]

veruki, nice to see you. fancy a tipple?

;)

[brightpearl]

i've had my share of morning surprises, but it would take a lot more than a mole, a stole and some beer goggles for me to find your friend attractive :rolleyes: ....

picky picky picky

Okay. You're right. Honestly, she doesn't even have a nice personality.

[brightpearl]

It's turned out I'm totally the bratender today, and I hope that's as good for you all as it is for me. Order up!

http://onthehouse.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/phillipe_cocktails.jpg

Somebody may have to fill in as real life intervenes....

[auntie aubrey]

good lord those look delicious.

[tapanuli]

To a Friday like no other!

http://www.hkdining.com/images/mainpagepic.jpg

Eat. Drink. Repeat.

[Frieda]

how about some 90's eurodance??

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[brightpearl]

Hey Frieds!
Have some snackage!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1084/662023137_06bf526a6c.jpg

[Frieda]

aw, thanky! :)

it's my late-night snack though.. the bra's all yours ;) :D

[Brynn]

Oh come on now, the West Coast just woke up....I'll have one of each, please.

[Brynn]

http://www.blogactive.com/uploaded_images/giuliani_in_drag-752491.jpg
But will somebody puh-lease tell Rudy Guiliani to back off??? ^ He's been making catty remarks about my shoes, and making wild gestures with his purse.

[brightpearl]

Just wave a ferret at him (http://www.progressiveu.org/100934-rudy-giuliani-hates-ferrets) and he'll leave.

You're the adventurous sort, Brynn...wanna try an ice jelly cocktail?
http://foodlane.sg/VendorAsset/1463/Image/main.jpg

[Brynn]

What the - ? It does look very delicious...yes, please.

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.blogactive.com/uploaded_images/giuliani_in_drag-752491.jpg
But will somebody puh-lease tell Rudy Guiliani to back off??? ^ He's been making catty remarks about my shoes, and making wild gestures with his purse.

A couple of the Monty Python blokes are thinking of taking Rudy/Judy to court for being a better girl.

[Stephi_B]

Ah, heaven (or whom or what ever) thanx it's Friday! This week seemed neverending... and very Vanya-less on top of all :(

Tender braman, could ya please give me a Kneitinger Pils
http://www.mondobirra.org/sfondi/kneitinger.sized.jpg
(you don't have to serve it with a D'Artanpig if you ain't got one here by chance ;))
and some sort of
http://www.bubblebunt.de/images/kissen_1.jpg
for my poor head...

:)

[Tunesmith]

*groan*

I've never needed a drink more than right now...something on the strong side, bratender.

Yeah, just keep pouring. Mhmm. Another splash, please.

Ah, perfect!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Canadia-style_Shirley_Temple.jpg/250px-Canadia-style_Shirley_Temple.jpg

I like my 'Temples heavily grenadine'd, to take the edge off a hard day. :cool:

[Frieda]

may i join you? :)

[brightpearl]

Oh, man, this has been a long week. I haven't been so tired in a long time. I just want an iced tea and a bowl of limes (the perfect peel n eat food), and some good vibes music. Anybody got some?

[Anna]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9049/margaritaah5.jpg
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[Tunesmith]

may i join you? :)

by all means, Freeds! What'll ya be having tonight? :)

pearly:

I'm with you on the iced tea, definitely the vibes, but not the limes... :rolleyes:

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too uptempo?

[brightpearl]

^Oh, Anna. You know me so well. :D

[brightpearl]

Oooh, oooh, that's good too, tunes. I would've thought it too uptempo if someone had described it to me, but it's got that ringy dingyness that I'm all into right now...

[Frieda]

i'd like a a whisky please.. something smooth.. dalwhinnie? :)

[craig johnston]

macglubbledibble

[Frieda]

what? where?

[brightpearl]

Ceej has a head start this evening.

[Anna]

http://www.spirituosenworld.de/produkte/scotch/details/dalwhinnie_gr.jpg
bottle


http://www.raceaheadproductions.com/shot%20glass.jpg
glass

[brightpearl]

I brought donuts.

Donuts go with whiskey.
http://www.stomp.com.sg/stfoodiesclub/poshnosh/98/5360684%20-%2022_12_2006%20-%20urbnosh28.jpg

[Frieda]

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:) :)

[Tunesmith]

^ awesome video! crazy solos and Ella looks radiantly beautiful.

[Tunesmith]

I brought donuts.

Donuts go with whiskey.
http://www.stomp.com.sg/stfoodiesclub/poshnosh/98/5360684%20-%2022_12_2006%20-%20urbnosh28.jpg

I'm concerned about the bottom one, second from the left row. Please tell me that's not Marmite...

[brightpearl]

Well, we have to feed Craig something....

[T.I.P.]

frieda's clip put me in a private detective mood

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/508059407_668955efea.jpg

bratender !

double scotch, on the rocks

[Tunesmith]

check out who's in the lounge!

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:eek:

only two fingers...

[Frieda]

we opened the dalwhinnie and you ask for a double scotch on the rocks??


sacrilege!

[T.I.P.]

hey bratendah !

what's it take to get a double scotch on the rocks around here ? You keep needlin' me, if I want to, I'm gonna take this joint apart and you're not gonna know what hit you !

* ruffles around in pocket looking for camels *

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/281388365_b7eb4b86ae.jpg

why thank you miss

[T.I.P.]

wow, this bra is sure crowded tonight. what's the deal ? you got a horse racing racket goin' on here?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/236372710_99033b890b.jpg

[brightpearl]

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...and jaco's back from the other side
one night only

[T.I.P.]

It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, 'Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson.' You remember that? 'This ain't your night!' My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/249380208_8496667419.jpg

So will ya please just get me the damn double scotch, now, Charley ? You owe me.

[T.I.P.]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/84/249380205_17855d8fc2.jpg

[brightpearl]

I hope you drank up before Rose poured it out.
http://www.mit.jyu.fi/tene/AfricanQueen.gif

[T.I.P.]

yeah, i chugged it right before she got there

[brightpearl]

She's still gonna make you sing hymns.

But she's a good old bird.

[Anna]

all out of scotch, just

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http://www.kochmeister.com/bilder/rezepte/standard/99374J28507Z.jpg

and

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/9180/ruthettingziegfeldfollihn5.jpg

[brightpearl]

Thank god the cigarette girl is here. I was a chainsmoking drunkard in my last life.

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.kochmeister.com/bilder/rezepte/standard/99374J28507Z.jpg



I'll take one of those Ms. Bratender!! Are you still out of pretzels?

[lukkucairi]

I'll have a Xanax Shazam, please...

thankya...bratenda...

I love thish plashe...didn I ever tell you guysh that?

....

[Jack Flanders]

psst! don't act too drunkie - they'll refuse you and then pitch ya out the door! ;) So, what's shakin'?

[lukkucairi]

ooh ooh ooh no, I'm totally shober...

I mean sober...

that vinho verde is something else, though.

I'll shake you up a martini if you want, Jacky - looks like the bratender's off duty.

[Jack Flanders]

ooohh!! you bad okey dokey!!

[Frieda]

shamelessly stolen from brightpearl's post

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may aai announze to youu .. ze bra iz opennn!

[Anna]

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http://www.idea-sandbox.com/blog/blog_images/ogo_water.jpghttp://www.idea-sandbox.com/blog/blog_images/ogo_water.jpghttp://www.idea-sandbox.com/blog/blog_images/ogo_water.jpg
http://snacktime.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/pretzels1.jpghttp://snacktime.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/pretzels1.jpg

[Anna]

.

[Anna]

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[Pixie Cherries]

Now playing on the lounge flatscreen tv.

"Crank That Soulja Boy" by Soulja Boy

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I like this so much I've posted it twice on the boards.

Here is the Sponge Bob version...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ARyAb_1Bs

[auntie aubrey]

HEY ITS NOT FRIDAY WHY IS THIS THREAD BUMPED I NEED TO GO SPEND SOME TIME IN THE ARGUE ABOUT POINTLESS STUFF IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PUNCTUATION THREAD

[brightpearl]

I don't care if it's Tuesday in our very own pub bread. I need a ginseng toddy or somethin'.

http://www.asiaexpressfood.nl/upload/products/4014.jpg

is that ginseng root really scary or am i already blootered?

[lukkucairi]

oh my...the board seems to actually be functioning...

am I putting mouth on it?

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[Stephi_B]

Bratenderoni,
a double shot cough syrup
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_01/MedicineDM0603_400x480.jpg
for me please!
But if you only got the non-alcoholic variant for kiddies here...
then rather a Glühwein:
http://f.freeblog.hu/t/i/s/tisztaszivvel/files/post/gluhwein.jpg

;)

[brightpearl]

Coffee for me, thanks. I'm going to be hanging out with 22 6-year-olds in a bit, and I'll need all my faculties.

Be sure to muscle the press bratender -- get that last molecule of caffeine.
http://www.wrapables.com/images/product/A53361.jpg

[Frieda]

hello? anybody?

[Jack Flanders]

do I count?

[brightpearl]

It appears to be ladies' night.

So here's a little something for the ladies
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to laugh at

[Anna]

exteneded weekend early friday stupid, drink up Columbus!
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[brightpearl]

I'd like to hang out a little in here today, but I'm afraid all I would talk about is how much thiamin is in a 12 oz. glass of beer.

[T.I.P.]

and zinc.

don't forget zinc.

[craig johnston]

They tried to make me go to rehab
I said, no, no, no........

:)

[12"razormix]

evenin' johnston! :)

[craig johnston]

razor! care for a tipple?

[12"razormix]

yeah sure!


what the ****'s a tipple?

[zero]

it's a NEW! biscuit!!

[T.I.P.]

1 shot of echinacea, heavy on the herbaceousness please

[12"razormix]

sissy! :mad:

[T.I.P.]

an' some propolis flavoured crisps :)

[craig johnston]

how bouncy your castles are tonight razor.
have you had them inflated again?

[12"razormix]

no

[craig johnston]

must just be their natural bounce then.

let's dance to amy winehouse.

:)

[zero]

no

[T.I.P.]

why can we not all just drink echinacea and make merry ?

[craig johnston]

no

[T.I.P.]

bollocks to this ! :mad:

i'm going to a more respectable café where i can "trempe my croissant" wherever i wannie

[craig johnston]

sorry, i just thought the answer to everything seemed to be no tonight.

:(

[T.I.P.]

i'm back !

and uh...no

[12"razormix]

trempe my croissantthat doesn't sound very respectable to me! :mad:

[T.I.P.]

it is where i come from :p

[12"razormix]

well.... duh! :rolleyes:

my pa did some croissant-dippin' too in his time ( i'm not sure if they went to a cafe for that though )

[T.I.P.]

i'm glad to hear your dad dipped his croissant, back in the day

he must be a very respectable chap !

[T.I.P.]

i'm usually a morning croissant dipper, myself

[zero]

does it get you blootered?

[T.I.P.]

not if you do it with moderation

[zero]

:mad: flouncy ness!!

bollocks to moderation!

moderation my arse!

[T.I.P.]

my arse!

where is he, anyways ?

haven't seen him in a while...

[T.I.P.]

.

http://www.tasmanrides.co.nz/images/photos/hat_horse.jpg

.

there he is ! :)

[zero]

don't bring LAZY BASTARD in here!!! DON'T BRING HIM IN HERE!!!! 0 GOD NO!!!

[T.I.P.]

i can't be arsed to leave him outside

not with this weather

[craig johnston]

http://www.harpmagazine.com/img/news/20070810_Amy_Winehouse2.jpg

[T.I.P.]

http://mooreslore.corante.com/archives/images/lazy%20bear.jpg

[T.I.P.]

* brap *

http://www.naturalbuy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/couch_potato.gif

[T.I.P.]

hey zormix, i think the guy on your left wants to buy you a drink but can't bring himself to do it ;)

http://www.jou.ufl.edu/Pubs/onb/S06/photos/churchills.jpg

[brightpearl]

I'm back to report that beer has .018 mg of thiamin, and .04 mg of zinc.

It's practically a health food.

[T.I.P.]

sweet

bratender...three pints ! Extra zinc-y please.

[brightpearl]

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/beer_10.jpg
I made you a beer koozie out of rice krispy treats.

[craig johnston]

I'm back to report that beer has .018 mg of thiamin, and .04 mg of zinc.

It's practically a health food.


well duh!
as you transatlantics say when trying to point out
that your interlocutor has said something obvious.

of course it's healthy.

:rolleyes:

[brightpearl]

garbanzos are an excellent source of zinc, so I made hummus cocktails for everyone
http://specialevents.com/caterers/509Fete2.jpg
don't they look delicious?

[T.I.P.]

yes

[T.I.P.]

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/beer_10.jpg
I made you a beer koozie out of rice krispy treats.

way too healthy, that


eta: but thanks just the same ;)

[brightpearl]

^bacon martini?
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/baconmartini.jpg

[craig johnston]

what's a garbanzo?

[brightpearl]

It's a type of knick knack.

[brightpearl]

Either I'm drunk or this is freaking awesome.
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[Brynn]

Those costumes look really warm! :eek:

[Anna]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/853/37332064bp6.jpg
so what's going on in here?

[Stephi_B]

Bratender, look, got you a some real pubable beer-bottle glasses
http://www.makezine.com/blog/goggs3.jpg

[T.I.P.]

^ how thoughtful of you steφ β !

glad to hear that i won't be the only one wearing beer goggles by the end of the night :cool:

[Stephi_B]

^A trendsetter you are!! :)
Who would have thought of a new fashion trend when you built the first model from bottle fragments you found on the floor while lying down there unable to get up again, but nevertheless too bored to fall unconscious... ;)

[zero]

.

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^friday in their very own pub


see the big bloke dancing @ 51 secondsfrom the start? well he's well on the way to blootered ness.

[craig johnston]

frük man what a week!

ffif

:)

[brightpearl]

have some sugar
it'll fix everything
http://www.hermann-uwe.de/files/images/sugar.preview.jpg

[craig johnston]

i'll sniff it in the toilet

[zero]

that doesn't sound right - i think he means "snort" it

[brightpearl]

^^perhaps you'd prefer powdered sugar then
http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/p/powdered_sugar.jpg

I agree it's snort and over here where we speak proper English, snorting it in the toilet means you'd get your feet wet.

[craig johnston]

nah, i meant inject it.
sorry for any misunderstanding.

[brightpearl]

oh, you'll be wanting syrup then
http://simplymaple.com/maple_syrup_on_icecream.JPG

go ahead and do it right on the bra, mate
nobody here but us chickens

of course i could be a narc..

[craig johnston]

ooh, bloody hell pearly. that's better.
now, where was i?

[brightpearl]

you were gonna give me that 20 bucks you owe me.

[craig johnston]

here, take a 50 and keep the change

;)

[brightpearl]

Oh, you're just rubbing the exchange rate in my face.

Off to the planetarium folks,
oughta be fun after all that syrup.

[craig johnston]

yes! let's see who's first to spot uranus!

:)

[brightpearl]

:eek:
cheeky monkey!

I've been saving this clip for a special occasion, and this has got to be it.
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I'm not sorry.

[craig johnston]

i refuse to watch such filth!

:eek:

[brightpearl]

prude.

[Anna]

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[zero]

^blootered

[Stephi_B]

Braman, I feel nostalgic today, make me a
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/thumb/0/06/PICT0445.JPG/180px-PICT0445.JPG
please!

You need liquid gummi bears and small water for that, dunno maybe you gotta squeeze out a bull and coffee beans or something. Anyways thanx!

I'd further need some mid/late-90s music now, DJ/ane?! ;)

[12"razormix]

RRRRRR!

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

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[Angry Kid Hoyt]

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:D

[Stephi_B]

^^^Razor, you wanna sing instead? Need something to oil your voice?
Dunno, when I had this bad cold once I tried this cobra & scorpion whiskey...
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/real-cobra-scorpion-whiskey-1.jpg
;)

[12"razormix]

i get a headache from the smell of whiskey.. :D

and you don't want me to sing, trust me!

thanks for offering though :)