New and Improved Shameless Flirting Thread

[dinzdale]

Big high 5's and hugs with the Princess and Deev......
.....let's here it for REAL wimmins.

[Red Princess]

And when someone takes me out to dinner i eat real food not a bunch of rabbit greens with the dressing on the side. Give me a great big steak and a flipping baked potato with sour cream AND butter, such a hedonist. i might even eat a dessert depending on what's on the menu ;)

[dinzdale]

good morning to another real wimmin, NYC to see you Peg.

...and being in court somehow prevents Beale from logging on?
He's getting so selfish.....

[Deviate]

speaking of real women, hello there NYC...

yeah, BB's there trying to get his ass outta trouble. he was the instigator of that damn wagon. i don't know who told him to buy that POS at the goodwill anyway.

he'll sell us out the minute he gets a chance, i know it.

-st.

[amanda]

the trouble is- who would buy us?

[Deviate]

Ron Jeremy?

-st.

[amanda]

Gonads?

Naaaah...

[masterofNone]

one of the few things that you can say "This sucks shit" and be happy about it.

[Deviate]

can you ship it my way, NYC? mine exploded due to the massive strain on its motor. now it's being held together by a hangar.

-st.

[Red Princess]

maybe we should try out the new vacuum cleaner on this mess here. Does it suck up Jello?

[amanda]

I thought dinz was doing a nice job of that...

Hey, dinz...you missed a spot.

[dinzdale]

: spits:

Whath ? Mithed a sthpot ?

[Deviate]

yeah, Dinz, there's still a lime flavoured slime ball rolled in hair and smashed in the rug over here for you to slap your sucker on.

mmmmmm.

so, 180 degrees: whatchyall wearin'?

-st.

[RuneT]

I'm alive but horribly busy. Sorry people, I will come back strong. I have been to the cabin this weekend, enjoying an everlasting blizzard in a cabin without internet access. Thank god I brought alcoholic beverage. Pancake is spelled “pannekake” in norwegjjjian.
Oh, and I spared my skis :D

What are you wearing?

[dinzdale]

No panth.....asth usthual.......
: ptuooeey:

Now there IS enough for a party !!

[amanda]

my eyelids.

I'm wearing my eyelids.

'tis time to escape to the warm confines of my blanket world as I am now out of kerosene.

G'night all.

[Red Princess]

On the menu for today we have buckets of guacamole, salsa and jalapeno cheese. There is a wheel barrow over there with the chips. Margaritas all around!

[Deviate]

top to bottom:
black-rimmed glasses
grey turtleneck sweater
black suit pants
black doc boots

-st.

[dickieC]

the new black Levi's I got cheap in NY, hooray!

[Red Princess]

No pants at this party, here have a serape

[bealeblues]

sell y'all down the river, huh? i'll have you know that all charges have been dropped, thanks to slick maneuvering... now if i had heard this little 'down the river' crack, things could've turned out differently.....

anjd now wherej's myj vodjka shotjs?

[dickieC]

:removes trousers, keeps pants on, thanks very much:

[Red Princess]

Too cold for no pants anyhow (takes shirt off instead)

[dickieC]

Woo-hoo!

:strips off:

Brrr!

:gets dressed again:

[Deviate]

i assure you all i'm naked under my clothes... but it's been so long i can't remember how far down my clothes go.

so, i take that back. i'm probably clothes, right down to the whiskey-soaked center.

if you prick me, do i not unravel?

-st.

[dinzdale]

I'll have a double please, and one of the pink-nosed puppies that Princess Scarlett is carrying around.......

[Red Princess]

too cold, had to put on a sweater

[dinzdale]

I got a sweater for Christmas...........

I had asked for a sceamer or a moaner, but all I got was a sweater...........

[Red Princess]

hmmm. slippery, slippery can be fun

[dinzdale]

....are you Ok with hairy? Some wimmin cant stand hairy, but other's think it's more manly mannish.....

[bealeblues]

so that's the thanks i get for driving 100 miles and getting all the charges dropped? my invoice will be in the mail.....

[dinzdale]

Thanks ......you want thanks..........
YOU got me in the mess in the first place..! ! !
....and I was mid-flirt, about to expose my hairiness, and you come in with your invoices and flash lawyer-speak....

You will get my dry cleaning bill in the post......and it's not pretty.....

[bealeblues]

now wait a second, i may have pawned the POS off on you (and you onto deev, mind you), but i had nothing to do with those exposure incidents (those nuns and factory workers will never be the same).... i had to tell the D.A. that you had chronic alcoholic induced mental defect and that you thought you were lady godiva.... now if that's not clever lawyering, i don't know what is....

as for your dry cleaning bill, your bodily fluids are you own problem, mate....

[dinzdale]

If you've been in the Ze-bath, they're yours too now....

I wasnt refering to cleaning my smalls etc,... I meant the bill for cleaning the jello off these pants and the grey goose from the carpet......both of which, I humbly suggest your Honour, were caused by Mr Beale's negligence...the prosecution rests.

[Red Princess]

Boys, boys, boys, have another marguerita, lawyer bills will all be paid out of petty cash, that's what it is for anyway, as for hair, sure, hair is great, as long as it isn't in the guacamole, did the wagon get confiscated or can we have some more adventures?

[bealeblues]

if you're talking about jello, i think that's deev's department... i was way passed out before the jello started flying....

as for the grey goose, looks like i'll take the 5th.... unless you're talking about the dead grey goose, which i saw rune clutching quite lovingly.....

[Red Princess]

and i thought I could clear a room

[Deviate]

yes, the Jello is my department, but you should really be talking to Mr. Cosby. he pushed the stuff on me. and who is more to blame, the purchaser or the pusher? huh?

Rune, we really need to talk about your obsession with holding all this sex-filth. you know the goose isn't worth much dead, especially when pickled in alcohol and stuffed with jello schmooj. that thing's really starting to reek. and it wasn't grey to begin with...

(oh and Beale, nice interruption of Dinz's hairiness. it worked just as planned! keep up the good work!)

as for me, i'm about ready to see how deep this clothing layer goes... where's that damn flask?

-st.

[bealeblues]

there's always room for jello.....

[Red Princess]

but i want to hear more about the hair!

[dinzdale]

Now there's a subject we can all discuss sensibly....but I gues the pre-pubescent Deviate and the freshly shaved Beale might object.....

[bealeblues]

now you know we have adjacent rooms for discussions like that, and to deal with whatever those discussions lead to..... remember, NG was radished in this thread...

and has she ever re-surfaced from that?

[Red Princess]

oh please , share

[Deviate]

hair

black
brown
blonde
curly
straight
head
back
ear
pube
dead protein
jello coated
stuffed in a goose
on degenerate tongue

go at it. what a fun conversation.

Dinz, please share all about your hair. That is, if you dare.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Oh I would go into my manly hairy chest, and see what the Ze-chicks have to say about that,but you have raised several intersting threads, not least of which is :-
What is the latest fashion in regards to Ze-chicks personal topiary?

I mean is the current vogue to have one's Ze-beaver resemble:
a. Kojak's forehead
b. Hitler's moustache
c. Fu Man Chu
d. Belgian poet (goatee)
e. Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top.

We need to know, so let's hear it from the girls........

[Red Princess]

poodle

[dinzdale]

Bravely said your Highness....toy or french?

[Red Princess]

you guess

[dinzdale]

.....mmm.....like a little poodle tail pom-pom, white with pink frosting.....

[Red Princess]

think we scared everyone else away?

[dinzdale]

Probably time for their afternoon nap.......in the meantime I'll play this record and dance, pantless, into the sunset.....

: soft music plays :

"...can you feel the love tonight......"

: shuffle : shuffle : shuffle :

[bealeblues]

and i'll just retreat into the shadows and watch voyeuristically.... this could get interesting....

[Red Princess]

Jeepers, creepers where'd you get those... oh my god what is that?

[Deviate]

i've moved from the main floor and decided to focus my attention on a Guest lurker hiding in the corner...

hmm, who is this Pandora's Box. i think she'll do...

-st.

[noxxville]

What exactly are you kids doing in here?

Just as I suspected! Pantless Runningman to Elton John. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Red Princess]

Are we done with hair? Shall we move on to something else? You choose

[Red Princess]

we gave all the pants back hours ago, took off the shirts instead, are you sure you were wearing some when you got here?

[Red Princess]

sorry all we gots left is deez shirts, P.U. and dey don't smell so good neither, being on the floor with all that dog hair

[Red Princess]

someone tell Dinz to clean up after that damn dog, laundry room down the hall has a broken washer, don't have to put any quarters in it any more, any help?

[dinzdale]

AH HA.....Gotcha !!
Right Moel, if that's your real avatar, What did you do to NG ?

One minute, she's falling over to look at your doozer tattoos, and the next she been subjected to a thorough raddishing ?
What did you do to her ?

...and yes, turn that crap Elton John off now....Mmm Beale's album collection I see........

[AllegroNg]

Someone blow behind my ear, please.

[Deviate]

(blows behind NG's ear)

-st.

[Red Princess]

It's been fun kids but now I have to go scare some neighbors. By the way, there's still some chips and guacamole left in the kitchen, Enjoy!

[Deviate]

c'mon radish. bad things happen everywhere on this board. either you fight the thrusts and the bull bucks you off, or you strap in, grab on, squeeze your thighs tight, scream YEE-HA! and enjoy the ride.

your choice.

-st.

[Deviate]

i chose my words carefully.

welcome to the kitchen...

-st.

[noxxville]

Room in this kitchen for a nut?

[noxxville]

aaaaaaaacccckkkkkk!! I'm having board issues! Refresh refresh! It's so scary!

[lapietra]

Wow. This has progressed from shameless flirting to unbridled ribaldry.

I'm *way* out of my league.

*retires to the corner with latest issue of Cosmo*
*searches for clues*

[noxxville]

Uh-oh, the big Ze is here. Have we been bad?

[amanda]

: peeking over the walls of Fort Blanket...
seeing Nair-soaked lawyer bills and Elton John records in the guacamole dip.:

Sniff!

You kids always have the good parties without me. :(
Think I'll go and make snow angels in the tatami room.

[noxxville]

I always miss them too. I think I'll take a week off just to catch to good times.

[amanda]

Wha...

dinz, come over here with chest...
you too, rune.

you boys both need a good lathering of this stuff.

[lapietra]

Wait - leave the hair on one of 'em - doesn't matter which.

Gotta admit - I'm a fan of the manly man. *hic*

*sets down flask lopsidedly*
*knocks over vat of guacamole*
*gets up & slips on mix of jello & guac*
*takes a headlong tumble & lands face first in POS (fall softened by pile of nordic wiles)*


yeeeech.

[RuneT]

Deviate:
Rune, we really need to talk about your obsession with holding all this sex-filth. you know the goose isn't worth much dead, especially when pickled in alcohol and stuffed with jello schmooj. that thing's really starting to reek. and it wasn't grey to begin with...


http://www.splinterz.com/ptgs23203.jpg

It is not an obsession! It is part of a very advanced mating ritual I once learned up in the north. Women faint from delight if I use it correctly. At least, it says so on the box. Are you telling me it’s not working? Do you feel nothing at all? Not even a tiny little mmmm?

Shaking goose vigorously while singing:


Refrain:
You wanna hang
With the boys tonight
I'm waiting right
Here for you
Wanna know how I feel
Here's the answer
What's good for the goose
Is good for the gander

Mean what you say
Mean what you do
'Cause it could all
Come back to you
I know your games
I've played them too
But how it ends
Is up to you
When I come and tell you
That it's lady's night
What ya gonna do?
What ya gonna do?
Don't go looking now
To start a fight
It all comes back to you

Refrain

So do everything
You wanna do
No, I can do it too
Yeah
And be careful
How you size it up
'Cause the shoe
Can fit me too

You care what you say
And not what you do
What ya gonna do?
What ya gonna do?
Expect everything you
Say to be true
And that can't do
That can't do
Hanging all night
While I wait for you
What ya gonna do?
Your day is coming
So what ya gonna do?
You know it's gonna
Come back to you

You know I mean
What I say, mama
It's you gotta
Speak your mind
I'm out in the streets
When I'm on the grind
Don't get this thing twisted
I'm all for you
I had more than
A ball with you
I only fall for you and
That's why we down for life
I wanna make this
All right tonight
But you gotta help me
'Cause we gotta work this out
Take our problems
And turn them out
And gonna be no doubt

Refrain

[bealeblues]

**clapping for rune** now take your elton john and boy band albums and retreat back to your tundra... and on your way back, bring more alcohol.....

and damn, nyc and the kimono throwing whipped cream (even laced with nair) and i fvcking missed it.... that's it, i'm just not sleeping anymore....

[RuneT]

Hey, I didn't put on Elton John, Beale, I hate it too! Let's put on some Moulin Rouge music and hope for some can can dancing later. No, not you Beale! Get back here.

http://www.clubmoulinrouge.com/html/images/cancan_anim.gif

*rubbing goose*

[bealeblues]

well, let's hear from the ladies.... can can/moulin rouge, or the tried and true, electric boogaloo....

of course, that's for the general population here.... i won't object if any of the ladies want to send their own can can shots for our viewing pleasure....

[RuneT]

Originally posted by amanda
Wha...

dinz, come over here with chest...
you too, rune.

you boys both need a good lathering of this stuff.

Oh yes please!
*running exited over to Amanda while removing sweater*
It tickles! :D

[masterofNone]

this place has become like unto Soddom and Gomorrah.


cool.


I'm gonna make like Lot before the bomb drops.




Where's my ex-wife? My salt shaker's empty.

http://www.wesleyan.org/ssd/image/BSCOT/sodompaint24c.gif

coloring fun

[RuneT]

that was fun!

http://www.monstad.no/runet/sod.gif

[dinzdale]

Yes, in Norway that probably was fun.........

[RuneT]

Try before you speak, dinz. It's really fun! I promise!

[dinzdale]

I heard that once before......and I didnt.

Right, back to work for me, you lot start cleaning up.....and no more of the Norwegian goose-shagging song please....

[Deviate]

oh, it never gets clean, just dirtier and dirtier and dirtier until we're all just pilars of salt.

oh, and you get your ass back in here Psuedo-Lot. i don't remember the big almighty parting clouds for your pardon. time to wallow in the filth with the rest of us.

-st.

[masterofNone]

mmmmmmm filth

[bealeblues]

so who's tending bar today?

no one it seems... everyone is still passed out.....

[Red Princess]

I'l tend to the bar, what will you have? We are running a special on Long Island Iced Tea today

[lapietra]

*ahem*





Isn't anyone going to offer to help me up?

[Red Princess]

How rude and thoughtless of us, So sorry, here let me give you a hand, I have a nice clean bar towel here, need a face wipe?

[lapietra]

Thank you, your Highness... my towel seems to be soaked with gin...

[Red Princess]

Any time, those piggy men are so busy fighting over that dead goose they cannot think right. I wish someone would get rid of the smelly thing

[bealeblues]

we keep telling rune to ditch the goose, but apparently they've had some 'intimate' moments together and he's become attached.... since that may be the nordic way, i've given up....

and i'll have a long island tea please... nice change of pace from the straight vodka shooters....

[Red Princess]

Well here you go (hands beale a glass) Like some cheese puffs with that?

[lapietra]

Maybe we should wrap the goose in my gin-soaked towel... I think there's an Icelandic recipe sort of like that...

[Red Princess]

Perfect, you wrap in in the towel and i will light the match, Goose Flambe, here put it is this metal trash can- it will be like a viking funeral

[Deviate]

remind me to stear clear of Norway....

and pour mea fatty glasso alcohol and more alcohol. i'm itchin for success and ready to celebrate now!

WOOBIE WOO!

-st.

[bealeblues]

ahhhh.... long island tea... now this is the life....

[Red Princess]

Here you go Dev, it is a special blend i invented myself, be careful not to get it near the burning goose, we don't want to have to call the fire department. ( they might see what's going on in the kitchen)

[bealeblues]

you know, rune will be devasted when he sees what you've done to his love muffin....

[lapietra]

Ahhhhh.... he'll get over it. Anyway, I think the Dinz doll is around here somewhere...

[bealeblues]

that's true... i suppose dinz has already had his fun....

[Red Princess]

think we ought to hose off the Dinz doll when we get it out of the dumpster? What was he doing with it in there anyway. hmmmm forget i asked

[Deviate]

nah, Rune'll like it better fresh outta the dumpster.

in fact, if we roll the thing in the grey goose ashes he'll be estatic.

leet's heer it fer der Norvejin trajdishuns.

woot!

-st.

[bealeblues]

thajt norveejian has beejn rather quiejt todajy

[Frieda]

what's wrong with you? did you punch each other in the teeth?

[bealeblues]

did who punch who? did i miss something?

[Red Princess]

not understanding the norwegian?

[dinzdale]

Nobody got hurt ......yet.

But Rune will probably insert a ski when he finds these two trying to speak Norwegian.

Tijme to remoof de pajnts ant dajnce !!!

[Deviate]

damn, Beale, i know you were mad at that courier, but did you have to take it out on me?

i mean, i'm finally all healed with no traces of bruises or blood and you go an clock me one. i needed my teef, too.

next time you fall in a drunken heap on the floor, the last thing i'm gonna do is offer to give you a hand up. and you can find your own damn pants.

-st.

[bealeblues]

well, that did it.... time to boogaloo.....

[Red Princess]

maybe we could re-examine 'flirting vs.fighting'concept. there will be no hitting here, hitting on but no hitting. sheesh

[Deviate]

okay Beale, ala Red Princess you must stop hitting me and must begin hitting on me.

lol, fat chance!

-st.

[dinzdale]

Pick me ! Pick me !....ooo oooo Pick me !!!

[dinzdale]

I'll be anything you ask me to........your flexible friend, or your solid guy.....as bad as you like or as nice as pie......

(Whoohoo!!! poetry, yes !)

[dinzdale]

You're probably right......and I'm in way too much trouble already........

...but I never understood the Haagen Dazs reference...??

[dinzdale]

At least it beats listening to Beale and Deev fighting....

....Oh NYC girl, if i listed the trouble I'm in on here, it might scare the children...

...and I dont believe you need ice cream for a second......

[dinzdale]

You only got away with that one 'cos you're nice.....NO I'm not a thief, vandal, drug dealer or prositute (scousers favourite pastimes)....I was born in the East of England (Norfolk - the lump that sticks out) and moved to London at 17.

...and if I PM'd my troubles to you, you might not like me at all then....but I would like to talk some stuff over a beer with someone.....

[dinzdale]

My old muckers would call me a Carrot Cruncher or SwedeHead now and again, but nothing universal.....

....are you still working tonight, I am for about another hour or so, so apologies for any delays in timely response from this end,...

...are you going out tonight?

[dinzdale]

*Cheeky*

We'll you take care and sleep well ......just call for a hot toddy if you need one.....

[Red Princess]

time to go shopping, P.S. i was watching

[zenbabe]

hmmmmm, getting foggy on the ol' board windows in here. You two better stop breathing so hard!!


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! this is my 666 post!!!

[Frieda]

whoa that's a good way to start a new day! :D

[Deviate]

pants.

-st.

[dinzdale]

"pants."

That's not even a sentence.....
Is it a request for pants ? A lamentation for the loss of them?
A call like that for one's pet pants to come running ? An exclamation of disgust ? A cry on the wind for a pair of pants ?

Make sense !

[amanda]

never mind that...why is it that no one welcomed z'babe back into the fold? is it because she is now unattainable? the avatar? the zen and babe combination....?

inquiring minds want to know...

in the meantime...welcome back, z'babe. how was paradise?

[dinzdale]

She's stuck on 666 and wants to keep it for a while, and not spoil it......

See if we can tempt her down off it
*ahem*
"HEY Midol features !!! get down here in the filth with the rest of us !!"

[dickieC]

Hi Zenbabe, welcome back belatedly, I thought you lived in paradise anyway?

dC

[Red Princess]

went shopping for fancy lingerie, VERY hot date coming up this weekend. Welcome Back Zen. Cold in San Diego this morning isn't it?

[dickieC]

That's not flirting, that's just plain provocative.

More please.

[Red Princess]

provocative? you talking to me?

[dinzdale]

Details please your Highness.....details......

[Red Princess]

If you insist, what do you want to know about? the date? or the lingerie?

[dinzdale]

Let us, the Ze-nation , decide if your lingerie will be appropriate for a mere mortal.
We are experts in the field after all.......

[Red Princess]

I bow to your superior knowledge: i got a couple of things, so depending on what kind of mood i am in i have a choice. what do you think; pretty colors? white and lacy (with the lace anklets) or black and slinky?

[dinzdale]

Pretty colours - you are still a girlie girl
Black and Slinky - you're a bad lady
White - you're pretending to be innocent, but you are naughtier than the 2 above put together...
Lace anklets - he wont stand a chance....

But feel free to get other opinions........

[Red Princess]

white lace it will be then, got a white lace blouse with about a million buttons on the front, think i need that too? just for the time delay you understand

[Deviate]

sorry.

i'm a fan of the oversized white dress shirt with only 3 buttons fastened. no anklets, no lace, just the shirt.

or an oversized baseball jersey.

hell, i'm a realist. the less real a person seems, the less i'm interested. somehow i get lost in all the fandangle.

but, Red Princess, if you really want to push his buttons, take the lingerie off. seems to do it every time.

-st.

[dickieC]

i'm a fan of the oversized white dress shirt with only 3 buttons fastened. no anklets, no lace, just the shirt.

Yes, but with the lace underneath.

[amanda]

sarong

[Red Princess]

what's not real about fancy underwear? i like to pay attention to the details

[dinzdale]

You will look stunning.....deev's a bit of a naturalist, but you must go with the flow of your own sensuality....


Side note: Good job Beale's not on here today, or he'd talk you into wearing a pair of Cowboy boots, a cape and a pair of latex examination gloves.......

[amanda]

what's not real about fancy underwear? i like to pay attention to the details

So do I

I don't wear any.

[Red Princess]

cowgirl boots were last week

[Deviate]

re Red's question about lingerie:

it's too theatrical. i think the most attractive thing about a person is reality. plain clothes worn in a casually seductive way is wonderful.

there's something magical about the moment when a person stops being someone you see everyday and a person you see in an intimate situation.

lingerie is fun sometimes, yes. but for the most party it's just the everyday stuff that gets to me. call me old fashioned ;)

-st.

[bealeblues]

dammit dinz, how many times to i have to tell you-- you can't always use the latex gloves... some people are allergic to latex...

in those cases you have to improvise.....

and btw, bravo on your earlier post there, almighty kimono.....

[amanda]

:austerely bowing:

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
[B]dammit dinz, how many times to i have to tell you-- you can't always use the latex gloves... some people are allergic to latex...

in those cases you have to improvise.....


are you?

[AllegroNg]

Actually, Frieda, he is. You see, he gets this cute little rash and has a little trouble breathing when in contact with latex. It is kinda fun to look for latex alternatives once in a while...

[Frieda]

well, i can tell ya, the rash really isn't funny.

*yes, /me is one of the chosen few. hurray for latex allergies.*

[Frieda]

yeah, that too. (really?)

[Red Princess]

and rug burns

[Red Princess]

tried the fancy underwear discussion and got shut down by a plain old 3 button shirt, go figure

[dinzdale]

Well dont listen to them, they're like the voices in your head...

Do what YOU feel good with, especially if you're so "rigged up" you cant even sit down without snapping upright because of all the straps and belts.....

[Red Princess]

the voices in my head are telling me that it is all a journey, peeling off the layers to get to the center, one layer at a time, examining each as they come off, to cut directly to the middle is a short cut. i will be taking the long way home, don't really care what Dev thinks, although thanks for sharing, another point of view is always interesting. as to the straps snapping me upright, that would be the slinky black stuff and i thought we agreed on white lace

[bealeblues]

**sitting in the corner, doing my vodka shots, enjoying this banter**

[dinzdale]

Just figuratively speaking.....stick with the lace....and the anklets.

Just a word of warning, not that it happened to me of course, but the amount of time you take on the "journey" will cut into the mere mortal's "time of arrival." Make sure you get a return ticket.........

[Red Princess]

NYC, here have a Long Island Ice Tea, it has axtra lemon.
BTW Dinz, he is an experienced 'traveler' shouldn't be a problem

[Red Princess]

must be beale's department

[Red Princess]

maybe Rune since the goose got cooked yesterday

[Deviate]

latex-schmatex.

rubs NYC's temples. not as interesting as what i THOUGHT you said...

-st.

[Deviate]

aw, c'mon now, don't make me blush.

you know i'm just a young, shy country bumkin... i'm inexperienced in these matters.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Sorry NYC - I dont do feet. Love to see 'em in shoes as you well know, but that's just it...keep 'em in shoes.
I have friends who tell me the merits of toe sucking etc..., all of which makes me gag....it's the sickest thing I can think of.
Now anywhere else at all on a female (I mean bar NONE) I will gladly smooze, use or abuse, but not the feet......uuuuugggghhhh

Give me something to make me stop shaking......

[dinzdale]

Superman has Kryptonite.......I have feet, sorry Peg.

I have thought of selling a product to make millions from people like me...and the brand name will be:
"Fvck Sox"

[dinzdale]

As the great Al Bundy said...
"I love beer Peg, let's not cheapen the word"

[Red Princess]

guess that explains the vote for the lace anklets

[Red Princess]

awww, give the guy a break we all have our achilles heel, ha ha ha ha ha

[Deviate]

i don't mind feet, but as long as they're CLEAN feet. not all that fond of feet sitting in wool socks and boots after a sticky hot 8-hour day.

but that's just me.

i give great neck and backrubs, though...

-st.

[RuneT]

not to be feet(ish) but rubbing a gorgeous womans feet can be pleasurable and it will give you more brownie points than you are able to spend in a week.

Make your self comfortable, NYC

[noxxville]

A good foot rub ........ little bite on the toe.....good times.

[RuneT]

hear hear

[dickieC]

Never really understood the thing with feet myself.

Now hips, there's another matter entirely. Mmm-hmmm.

dC

[noxxville]

Don't even get me started.

[dickieC]

I still say nothing beats the curve of a woman's hips when she's lying on her side. oooh yes.

:retreats to blushing room:

dC

[RuneT]

Hey, Dinz

BOOOOOOH!

http://www.womenfitness.net/beauty/handfeet/foot.jpg

[noxxville]

Originally posted by dickieC
I still say nothing beats the curve of a woman's hips when she's lying on her side.
dC

Or the arch in the small of her back....

[dinzdale]

Typical Norwegian humor Runny..typical.

I shall now go and cleanse myself in a vat of bleach .....


You could have taken a picture of her feet in your skis....oh sorry, they're wrapped round a tree by a fjord.....

[AllegroNg]

RunT! That was awesome! Haa ha ha!

+10 cool points for you!

[lapietra]

Well. I've got both hips AND feet. You're all welcome to whichever you like best.

Now... let's talk about MEN for a moment. I personally am a huge fan of nicely shaped hands... the kind that look like they could cup one thing or other pleasantly...
...and nicely shaped lips to nibble... hmmmmmm.....

Unfortunately, cats don't have lips. Or hands. Phooey.

[lapietra]

erm....

hello? lo lo lo lo lo lo













Was it the comment about cat lips?

[xerocs]

Was that enough said?:confused:

[lapietra]

Hi xerocs!!!!

The best time to be here is in about 12 hours from now...
Everybody's playing hookey from work. It's a real free-for-all...

Unfortunately most of us have to enjoy all the wildness vicariously... but it's better than nothing. :D

[noxxville]

Yeah....it's a tough life serving the chicken.

[dickieC]

Originally posted by lapietra
erm....

hello? lo lo lo lo lo lo



Was it the comment about cat lips?


No, all the blokes were just rushing off to get hand implants to measure up to your exacting standards :D

[Frieda]

cats have lips!

[chuckie egg]

I like a nice hairy chest myself... nice and manly. No hair on the back though... urgh grim.

(Guys if any of you have back hair... WAX IT! hmmm might be easier to get someone else to do it!)

Hairy legs are a must too.

I also have a thing for big ears, or possibly small ones that stick out a bit!

.......... I'm odd aren't I? :(

[dinzdale]

I've got the hair thing going just as asked, but the ears?
...are they what you call "love handles" ???

[Deviate]

for you, LaLa:

http://www.deviatedspectrum.biz/images/zeprojects/kittenlips.jpg

-st.

[RuneT]

yeah, and the cat can sing too!
http://www.rathergood.com

[Deviate]

this is the place to go (http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/)

i can't get enough of this song!

-st.

[lapietra]

ohmyGod -
I'm at work so I can't reply appropriately - but when I get home...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xerocs]

I know I know but I am at work in Italy so it is rather hard for me to be here in 12 hours....

[RuneT]

I am very pleased to meet you, xerocs. Rune here. Grab a cold one and enjoy the company.

[bealeblues]

watch out xerocs--- rune may pawn a dead goose and a red squeaky POS on you...

otherwise, he's pretty cool (for a norveejian).....

[xerocs]

I posted my picture in that post your mugs thread so everyone check it out I guess....

[dinzdale]

If that's a roll-neck sweater, please join the Nowegian ski-breaking team in the kitchen.

[bealeblues]

JOJ dinz.....

[RuneT]

Kiss my http://www.monstad.no/runet/bum2.jpg, beale.

I am gooseless now after discovering the wonderfull world of women. Why didn't anyone tell me? And they smell so much better!

POS wagon - not my responibility

Cleaning - Your bitching about not doing a good job made me stop, and it is seriously interfering with my flirt time

Bar - I might tender the bar from time to time because I like it

Tutoring - Because of a tremendous interrest, I might give some private Norwegian lessons in my budoar.

From now on I flirt and drink. And occationaly I rub NYC's feet.

Now get me a drink beale, before I loose my temper. ;)

[dinzdale]

Budoar ?????

Must be Norweejiian for masturbation sack .....

[bealeblues]

rune has just taken it to a new level!

so no more wallowing in the dog hair/goose feathers/assorted fluids/etc for rune, just flirting, drinking and rubbing.... that should clear the bar of all the women.....

and we never told you about women before rune b/c you seemed so fond of your norveejian "becoming one with nature" rituals that we didn't think women had a chance... and besides, we didn't want to subject the women to it....

now.... have a grey goose shot... for old times' sake.....

[Deviate]

DAY-UM, RUNE! Wheredjoo be hindin dat fire, boy? Sheeyit.

don't worry 'bout that wagon. it's been duct taped to my back all along. i just WD-40ed the wheels to kill that annoying squeeky-squeek, the noise that drilled into my skull, built a nest in my brain and infected the very fiber of my soul.

drink anyone?

-st.

[RuneT]

Yes boys. I know that competition sometimes hurt. Learn to live with it, flirt and stop the bitching. It doesn't look good.

[bealeblues]

if you mean "it" as your pink roll neck/zipper sweaters and broken skis, then i agree wholeheartedly.....

[RuneT]

I never wear pink, beal. you should seriously try to be sober one day and see for yourself. I mean, look at you. Your eyes and nose is red and you have to support your head on the bar.

[bealeblues]

hey, i want nothing to do with your masturbation sack.....

[RuneT]

you are not invited beal, unless you have been growing tits lately. and it is a high class laguage studie that most woman will find highly pleasurable and interresting.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by RuneT
not to be feet(ish) but rubbing a gorgeous womans feet can be pleasurable

...and what exactly would any self respecting "gorgeous" woman be doing with her tootsies anywhere near your dinner-manglers anyway ???

[bealeblues]

i don't know what's more disturbing... me becoming endowed or rune getting excited if i did become endowed....

[RuneT]

what is disturbing is you two guys scaring all the woman away. let's at least pretend to be friends, ok? for a common cause.

[bealeblues]

pretend? then get me a drink, bee-yotch....

and during all that, dinz was nowhere to be found....

wait, i bet nyc turned him over to the dark side of feet..... resist dinz, resist....

[Red Princess]

did you guys notice that there weren't any wimmins here? Well i am here now so flirt. I am especially partial to big strong shoulders, got any?

[dinzdale]

I'm back.....

let's have a high five from my legal representaive and a drink from the Ze-bar for our favourite Norwegian.

[Red Princess]

let's toast Dinz' legal rep, Martinis all around

[dinzdale]

Hey there your Redness,
was the hot date last night? or is it still pending ?

[Red Princess]

Hot date will be saturday night, still need time to prepare, must get bottle of champagne plus chocolate covered strawberries

[Red Princess]

of course that also means that i am not busy friday night

[dinzdale]

We will hold our collective breath and await your report .....
Another martini ?

[Red Princess]

damn strait another martini, this fancy underwear hurts

[dinzdale]

....as only fancy underwear can. Ask Deviate.


: chinks galsses :

[Red Princess]

i have compiled a special MP3 cd for the big event saturday, ought to scare the bejeezus out of him to make him appropriately compliant. songs like Essence (lucinda williams) and The Other Side (david gray)

[bealeblues]

legal representative is back and needing large quantities of alcohol...

our favorite norveejian is off watching film... i didn't ask what the topic of the film was... i'm wise beyond my years....

good to see you were occupying yourself with her highness and not subjecting yourself to feet dinz....

[Red Princess]

Dinz is reconsidering his opinion of feet cause i am wearing the lace anklets

[dinzdale]

No I dont mess with the metatarsals Beale, you know that.

Redness: Make sure you play the correct cd, and dont start stripping off to "the Chicken Song" recorded for a niece or nephew.....

[Red Princess]

don't have any of those but i do have one with matchbox 20's song 'Disease' that would send a wrong message

[amanda]

Originally posted by RuneT
Kiss my http://www.monstad.no/runet/bum2.jpg, beale.


Careful there, beale. Evidently insults=flirting now.

Was it an insult, Runey baby? Or incentive for beale to look into getting those estrogen shots?

Either way, you're screwed.

[xerocs]

yes that is a high neck wool blend sweater that i am wearing... i tend to favor the swedes but i like the scandinavians too.... just something about those crystal blue eyes.... and if you are all still offering, i will take mine dry with an onion, not an olive...

[RuneT]

xerox: Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Iceland and Finland is Scandinavia all together :). Martini, one onion no olives, here you are

Amanda: My English must be getting worse if I leave the impression of hitting on Beale. I mean, why whould i do that? No offence, Beal, but I am strait. Me improve Engrish will do soon. Talking is nice to you. what wearing you is?

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I've got the hair thing going just as asked, but the ears?
...are they what you call "love handles" ???

hehe.... you seem to be on my wave length dinz.. grab em and then they cant escape! (like they'd want to?!) ;)

[bealeblues]

no offense taken, my norveejian friend.... (butt i did have a pair of Beaverton, Oregon's finest Air Max's handy in case you started chasing me.....)

[RuneT]

Don't worry Beal. What would you like to drink or smoke? I've been all over the merchandise here alone all day and I don't like to be stone alone. another two hours and its weeeeeeeeeeeked. cool.

falling on the floor

[bealeblues]

even though it's 7:35 am here, i need a shot of the good stuff, so it's all grey goose for me.....

9 1/2 hours to go and it's all weekend....

[RuneT]

http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/0a/e4/fddkSpiritsBy_NameAllGrey_Goose_Vodka.jpg or glass?

[xerocs]

Yes they are, but, the Swedes are in a class by themselves.... i declare that from this point forward i will not be using caps... and can i get a double over ice of that grey goose?

[RuneT]

sure thing, x

personally, i like it with crushed ice and lime.
so, youre sayin that the swedes are better than us?
please elaborate while i crush this big block of ice with a hammer.
you see, we have always been at war against the swedes where each country try to shine brighter than the other one.

[xerocs]

i never said that they are better.... i just said that they are in a class by themselves... i am fond of them because of the bikini team.... :) gentlemen prefer blondes....

[bealeblues]

well aren't the nordic women blonde too?.... wait, i don't want to get involved with this....

and rune, no need for the glass, mate.... just gimme the bottle.....

[RuneT]

lol, yes. about blond bikini babes, we come close but we don't beat them. clever observation, mr. zerocs. i'm sorry if i was tense.

[xerocs]

not that you were tense i just didn't want to cause any hard feelings being that my name still says junior member and all... and i just love the blondes in bikinis... especially the ones in the icy cold water.... eraser nips... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[xerocs]

oh yes... nordic women are blonde too... and the vodka up there.... ok, is there a bad feature in that part of the world?

[dinzdale]

Yes, its fvcking cold, expensive as fvck to drink, and you have to wear roll-neck sweaters making you look Belgian....
...and its fvcking cold as well........

Morning all,
loved the women, (Finnish girls are best by the way - you dont even have to buy them a drink before they want to do unspeakable things to you), but the food was shite (how many ways to eat a raw herring), and it was fvcking cold.

[RuneT]

well, lot's of the others around here like to think that that is me, but judge for your self. :D

[amanda]

Isn't interesting how often the flirting thread turns into a jousting match between the gentlemen...

while the wimmin go find other amusements?

Who's ever in charge of pouring the Bombay, will you do my weekend a favor and jump-start it please?

[RuneT]

as dinz say, it can get cold here, still it is only a problem if you don’t like it. during winter, the coast is wet and the inland is cold and snowy. spring and summer is warm and no matter what season, our landscape is fantastically beautiful.
People here are like any other place, still we are a bit naive and suckers for habits. People are educated higher then average in Europe, so we struggle to find someone to do the dirty work. Still, education doesn’t necessarily pay off, as the competitions for the top jobs are high.
Our wealth come from nature reserves, fish, oil, aluminium etc. still our government is too stupid to use this wealth to let us grow in other areas of business.

[RuneT]

sorry amanda. here comes. I should have paid more attention
http://www.cocktailtimes.com/tasting/bottle/bombay.jpg

can someone take over the bar as i have to go down town. We only serve bottles tonight. Nobody cared to do the dishes.

[Frieda]

aaaagggghhhhh i have a cold.. i'm sneezing all day long.. i feel terrible! can't go home yet.. still 1,5 hours of work to do.. it's the birthday of a friend of mine today, and he wants a frying pan.. things are getting more weird every day..

[xerocs]

yes it is cold... but if you have a warm woman and some good vodka, well, the cold is all that much more bearable.... have any wimmin showed up to the party yet? seriously, i just want someone to love.....

[Red Princess]

I am back, let the serious party commence, i had the maid do the dishes so we can drink out of glasses if you like, all this crap about blondes is annoying me, anyone can be a blonde, takes a for real person to be a redhead

[Deviate]

Rune, i'll cover the bar while you're in town, i'll even pour some for myself, but i can't say i'm in much a mood for flirting (not that i ever am). it's gotten me into trouble recently. and alcohol's the best friend i have...

no wonder so many people become alcoholics. rum gives such good hugs....

-st.

[amanda]

:hugs dev:

I'm no Capt'in Morgan, but I hope it'll do in a fix.

Thanks for the bottle, Runey- you're a good little viking, no matter what the others say about you.

[xerocs]

no offense to reds or bruns.... i just prefer blondes... i am equal to the other colors of the hairbow.... i just seem to always get mixed up with blondes... what can i say?

[dickieC]

Ooh yes, Lamb's Navy Rum and Coke

One for the frog-and-toad, that one.

That'll hug you all the way home of an evening.