New and Improved Shameless Flirting Thread

[xerocs]

how am i supposed to flirt when i don't know who is what?
:confused:

[Red Princess]

don't mind me , i am in a mood today. go for the blondes if that's what blows your skirt up. Dev, you are making me worry about you, all ok?

[Deviate]

thanks amanda, preciate it. just going into a 'everything sucks' mode.

and i wish i could fit the 'drunken depression' profile, but i just can't. too many alchies in the fam, i always end up analyzing why i'm pouring my drink. damn.

ANYHOO - y'all keepon flirtin'. just ask me for a drink once in awhile and i'll be keen.

lachayim.

-st.

p.s. my hair is red, blonde, and brown right now. dig it.

[dickieC]

???
how am i supposed to flirt when i don't know who is what?





That's the beauty of the internet ;)

(dC, doing Dev's job of confusing just for a change)

[amanda]

hehe

Sorry, xerocs. Yer on yer own, kid. Good luck.

[Deviate]

i'm cool, Red, thanks for the concern.

nah, i'm in one of those annoying self-pity modes. as long as i keep up the banter i'll be fine.

and thanks, DC, it gets difficult keeping up the confusion (since there's very little 'bout me anymore ;) )

edited to add: xerocs, just flirt, who gives a fvck? have a good time

-st.

[Red Princess]

Dev, just put some Mozart on the cd player real loud and close you eyes, gives me goose bumps everytime and i think how can life be a pile of s**t when this is in the world

[dickieC]

Yes, symphony no. 29 is recommended when you're feeling sorry for yourself. Always cheers me up.

[Deviate]

Red, how about Violent Femmes instead? i'm in the 'f*ck everything' stage.

rock on.

-st.

[Red Princess]

Or the violin concerto #3 in G Major, i am doing it right now, want to know what i am wearing?

[xerocs]

yes actually i would like to know what you are wearing...

that could be exciting... a strip tease done to classical music.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

[dickieC]

I thought that was for tomorrow?

You mean you wear that sort of thing every day? Now that's what I call lace...

[Red Princess]

if it's the F everything mood lets go with Nirvana or Pearl Jam, then just to bring it all down down down David Gray A New Day at Midnight, could make Mr Rogers suicidal

[Red Princess]

as to what i am wearing, that would be the push up bra in white lace, you know the kind that makes one's chest look like a butt, also today we have a camisole to match, under a black sweater and jeans, and not to forget cowgirl boots, and yes i dress like this everyday

[xerocs]

i must say that i am impressed.... but what is a camisole?

[Deviate]

yeah, but you can't beat a song called 'Dance, Motherf*cker, Dance!' to cheer you up. damn it's so angry. woo!

i've never been fond of Nirvana. i respect what they did for music, but the group itself is not on my list of must-do's. sorry.

and we just reached 0 degrees here in the heartland. black suit pants, black hiking boots and a grey roll-neck sweater. time for me to head up Norwegian Way...

-st.

[Red Princess]

a camisole is a lacy sleeveless little top that really has no earthly purpose other than to match the other stuff

[xerocs]

surprisingly enough... i have a white roll-neck sweater on, some fashionable bell bottoms that i picked up in pordenone yesterday and a pair of 3/4 street hiker diesel boots... i must also add that it is 15 to 6 here and just about time for me to cut out for the day... any parting thoughts?

[xerocs]

it could protect the floor of my room from the dust that might happen to fall during the night... that could be another earthly prupose, no? :)

[Red Princess]

Dev: The Ramones? I wanna be sedated?

[Deviate]

very good song, will add it to my playlist after the Femmes are done jamming. and i will drink a toast to the lovely camisol-clad Red as i punk out to it.

thanks, darlin.

-st.

[Red Princess]

Xerocs, yes that would be a purpose. have you figured out who to flirt with?

[xerocs]

yes i think i have figured out to some degree who to flirt with... but i am new to this whole online flirting thing.....

[Red Princess]

(he said modestly as if he had never done it before)

[xerocs]

i didn't say i had never done it... i just said that i am new at it.... besides, i am going home in a few minutes anyway... just as soon as i finish closing everything up...

[Deviate]

did you know:

if you click on Show a Printable Version at the bottom of the page, click Show all posts on one page at the top right of that window and check out Print Preview it comes to 122 pages?

this thread blows the original flirting thread clear out of the solar system. look out Alpha Centauri...

-st.

[xerocs]

well good night everyone... i hope to see you all soon.... especially you red.... :)

[Red Princess]

AAck! don't print it, all those poor trees!

[Deviate]

twenty
twenty
twenty-four hours ago
i wanna be sedated

thanks Red, lachayim!

-st.

[Red Princess]

you are welcome
i can't control my fingers, i can't control my toes

[Deviate]

damn, the day just keeps getting better and better

the office manager here threw away my one of a kind hand-crafted mug that my father purchased from an artist. signed and everything.

i am going to lunch.

and now i AM going to drink.

a lot.

-st.

[Frieda]

i'm going to drink Jagermeister tonight. hope that cures my cold..

[RuneT]

doors slam open:
a gorgeous and intelligent man walks studly over the floor saying; "i didnt know that making party invitations on photoshop would take all evening"

hey cheer up people! it's weekend!

[zefrank]

me=drunk

(shhh...dopn't telnl.....wooooooooooooo)'


fridsy nifght.



ze

[zefrank]

dfno the paSWOORD...

[Indigo]

you're all a bunch of looneys ;)



hey! it looks like Annie is doing the typing!!!

good kitty

[zefrank]

CANT I USR AIM???

[zefrank]

P:OOo POo pooo poooPooo poOOOppOOO POOO POOO pooo
]hehehehe

[zefrank]

whoooooopyy!!!!!!

[zefrank]

i did but its gebnereic....


hoe do i get on to the caT YOUV'E GOT GOING ON?

[zefrank]

i mean chat?

[zefrank]

whipppyyyyyyy????!!!!!@

[zefrank]

i dopn have a user ID

[zefrank]

dam,mit

[amanda]

dada

joj

o

[zefrank]

crap its notr lettin me reply properely

[masterofNone]

you can lead a 'ze to water but you cannot make him drink

[zefrank]

the sad thing is that I'm not jiomking ....I'm CTUALyy typing dunk...

[amanda]

try the obvious

I'm okay too

[zefrank]

cardp....drunlk

[zefrank]

its w3aty harder then aI though,,

[zefrank]

sadly....my connectgio dies suddenlt....


i am lef to sit alone wioth my key board and all my other indtrumewnts ofd solitude.



ahhhhhhhhthe beer

das beeer

[zefrank]

falling off board = falling off the cair i sit uping.


mmust rset the sleep of ther inocent.

[nycwriters]

You are anything but innocent after that grape incident.

[zefrank]

:)

[zefrank]

felt like i just walked into the girls bathroom in high school....and found a pack of the cool ones all.... you know...like smoking and stuff

[zefrank]

I must...alas...off to bed...these past two posts have taken far too long to correct.....I am a fool at the moment and can barelt type, let alone sit straight

[zefrank]

slumps over....head on the keyboardtggggggggggg

[masterofNone]

Please look into the neuralizer. Now, last night you watched Farscape on the Sci-Fi channel. You called your mom and she gave you a recipe for egg drop soup. Your Aunt Helen is having a hysterectomy. You got off the phone and decided to call it a night. You did not get drunk and you did not call anyone or chat online with anyone.


flash

[lapietra]

I think that did the trick.
Good on ya, Rick.

[amanda]

:cleans the picante vomit off the stereo:

:And a yellowish green object what looks like a cat's hairball next to the keyboard:

Well, at least we now know where some of these mystery spots in the rug come from.

Bad kitty!

[masterofNone]

I've been to the mystery spot.



and, if asked, I could find it again.

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Then add;

nycwriters
ruok_too
madmack1966
lapietrachicanta
standardimp

I feel so left out, boo hoo, foo man choo, choo choo magoo..this is what happens when you run away to maui for a while i guess *cries*

[bealeblues]

i tell ya, those last few pages of posts were almost as entertaining as watching the singer fall off the stage last night during our normal friday band night ritual.....

this was a new band, filling in for the normal friday band, so immediately this came to mind: 'pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel/so they sent us along, as a surrogate band/we're gonna find out where you fans really stand'.... and so on, and so forth....

[dickieC]

Welcome back Zenbabe, we've all mist you

[lapietra]

zen ZEN zen ZEN zen ZEN zen ZEN zen ZEN zen ZEN zen ZEN zen ZEN zen ZEN zen ZEN !

Well, you know... we have to make up for being single & stuck home on a Friday night somehow... :D

Almost as fun as being in Maui with the love of your life...hmmmmm.... well, maybe not. ;)

[lapietra]

Funny, funny ze.

But, you know... I think it's only fair that we *all* contribute a drunk moment or two to the thread - well, dinz needn't, since... you know. He's always sort of funny that way...

(ooooo... I know I'm gonna pay for that....:eek: )

[bealeblues]

you might have just thrown down the gauntlet, lala... but don't worry, dinz won't resurface until monday....

now be nice dinz.....

[lapietra]

heh.

Bring him on.

:D

[amanda]

I'll second that charming business.

hehe...you were speaking a peculiar dialect of drunken norweigian, but understandable all the same.

you're welcome back to the smoke-filled tree fort anytime.

[zenbabe]

Im just bummed i missed it, I think ze should change his avatar to the grapes though, maybe we should get him drunk and then try to talk him into it......thanks guys, missed you too!!

[amanda]

heehee! I'll second that one too

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1208209.jpg

[masterofNone]

you lil rascal.

[noxxville]

MARCO.......

[noxxville]

Yeay! Someone to play with!

[noxxville]

Let's play "Think of a damn good reason for Noxx to ditch work tomorrow"

[noxxville]

hmm.....maybe. I was think that I could call and say that I woke up dead, but I should be fine tomorrow.

[noxxville]

That's a good word though, go with it.

And by the way, I added you to ...ummm.....whichever messenger thing you use. I get them confused now that they all come through the same messenger.

[noxxville]

I figured that the talk would already have started with the dream opening

[noxxville]

There's nothing wrong with begging...in certain cases.

[noxxville]

already getting a rep? nonsense! I have not yet begun to defile my rep.

[Red Princess]

noxxville, you beg? really? can i see?

[amanda]

I think nyc has first dibs.

Although, if you were willing to put in a group performance nox, I don't think many the wimmens would mind.

Personally, I don't like seeing a grown man grovel.
More than once, anyway.

[Red Princess]

ok you are right we don't need the begging. asking nicely usually works

[Red Princess]

we may have to load them up with martinis first, to get them in the proper mood, drink up boys.

[xerocs]

i don't need to be begged.... sometimes i like to be dominated though....

[Frieda]

are you in the army, xerocs?

[xerocs]

not the army... the air force.... why do you ask?

[Frieda]

well i saw your picture.. and if you like to be dominated, at least you have the right kind of work! ;)

what do you do in the airforce?

[Red Princess]

a fly boy eh? you know what they say about those

[xerocs]

frieda.... yes, i choose the right kind of work... but i like to be dominated more in bed... and only sometimes....

i am the NCOIC of Munitions Mobility... short story long... i send the bomb guys on lots of vacations.....

red... what do they say about the fly boys?

[Red Princess]

that they are flighty. duh

[xerocs]

i never knew that.... hmmmmmmmm, food for thought...

[Red Princess]

same kind of thing they used to say about sailors, not true? am i misinformed?

[xerocs]

i am afraid to ask..... what did they say about sailors?

[Red Princess]

no more answers for you unless you tell me something, questions questions, give it up fly boy
Hey Rune, gonna spill anything on me today?

[xerocs]

well i can tell you just about anything that you want to know... but i can't read minds.... two rules... no politics.... no religion.... and i don't anyone here well enough yet for the sexy lingerie pics so none of those either.... :)

[xerocs]

25 years old... april 5th 1977... phoenix memorial i think, in arizona... moved a lot as a child.... biological father died at the age of 1 so i never knew him... was adopted at 11... joined the military at 18.... favorite color is yellow... i could live on toast, my absolute favorite food..... social drinker... yes i smoke too.... ummmmmmm.... no real love interests at the time..... what else?

[Red Princess]

coy? what did you do with the camisole i gave you yesterday? will i want it back?

[xerocs]

i was using it as a pillow case because there didn't seem to be too much of a problem with dust on my floors..... i dunno, will you want it back?

[Red Princess]

sounds like you may have stretched it all out of shape, you keep it.
tell us more about the domination thing, details

[xerocs]

well i am going to cut out early tonight.... it was nice to see you all once again.... maybe tomorrow i will have a better picture of my pearly whites for you all to glance at.... but i want some pics in return :) when i get my connection hooked up at my house again... which will pry be forever and a day i will chat with you guys on your time.... goodnight....

[xerocs]

they are really small feather pillows... it retained it shape nicely... either way i would like to keep it....

[Red Princess]

is that what's in your pocket?

[xerocs]

ummmmmm no that is my ummmmmmm..... i use that for work, nevermind that.... you are determined to keep me at work late are you not? i don't really know about the domination thing, i guess i just enjoy it sometimes when i am the hunted versus being the hunter.....

[Red Princess]

use that for work? i thought you were in the air force, now i am confused, what kind of work do you do for them?

[xerocs]

cute red.... i am going home now... you could e-mail me if you like and we can chat further..... i will pm you my address.... goodnight....

[xerocs]

did anyone notice that i am no longer a junior member? i did.....

[Red Princess]

congrats on your promotion

[Red Princess]

MadMack and I have the same birthday

[rmr]

Hey - I thought I heard something about drinks in here???

[zenbabe]

I need one, this new job SuXoRs!

[rmr]

All this talk of Martini's, I think I'll have a bottom barrell Rum and Coke, make that a rum and diet coke. How about you Zen?

[zenbabe]

I got an ice cold bottle of chardonay nay waiting for me at cocktail hour, after a few glasses I might just brave the physics/universe thing

[rmr]

Woo, I like Chardonay, nay. I might have to change my mind.

[Red Princess]

The bar is open! In this bar you can have whatever you want and it is FREE FREE FREE, it is the best bar ever. Today I think I will have a beer, make that a good brown beer, not the fizzy yellow stuff

[rmr]

Scanning thing...please lead me in that direction -- I need a laugh!!
I think I'm going to stick to the Rum & Diet

Clink to all!!

[RuneT]

hello people. I'll just have a quick martini before I have to run off again. Work is a killer.
I will try to keep you dry this time, red princess. Still, I admit that I am a sucker for wet lingerie but that is another story.

hugs all around from RuneT.

As Arnold says, "I'll be back"

[xerocs]

ok here is the deal... t'night i have a date and haven't had one of those in a while.... so i will be mixing my own drinks today and i just wanted to stop in and say hi to everyone.... plus i found a really cool quote that suites me and thought i would add that.... and for those of you that don't subscribe to the MUGS thread i just wanted to let you know that i took a special picture for you today... it is of me smiling.... yes, rare treat, i figured what better a time to use the camera.....


http://www.geocities.com/xerocs/mvc-338s.jpg

so until such time as the lemon drop becomes a suitable sub for the high class martini.... i will be around but in and out....
(for those who don't know what the lemon drop is go to ketel one's website http://www.ketelone.com/ ) red and rune and nyc, i will pry see you all tomorrow....

I want to know what good is a Web search engine that returns 324,909,188 "matches" to my keyword. That's like saying, "Good news, we've located the product you're looking for. It's on Earth.

[amanda]

yes, I know lemon drops

intimately.

And they know me.

[bealeblues]

"while absolut citron works well with lemon drops (but not necessarily so on your gastric system the next morning), the almighty grey goose still reigns as the supreme leader in the lemon drop world...."

--- the gospel according to beale

[Red Princess]

I am here, flirt with me. It is too quiet here today, I am lonesome,

[RuneT]

Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes? :)

[Red Princess]

a pina colada and a song!

[RuneT]

pina colada http://www.tropical-delight.com/Media/pina.gif with extra rum for mylady. any particular song? with or without hip movements?

[Red Princess]

oooooh *squealing with delight* Thank you very much kind sir, do you know any Harry Bellafonte? yes dance, please please please

[RuneT]

sorry for the delay princess. the band wagon is less than reliable.
"climbing up on the counter" ahummm. on tho, one two!
i'll show you hips girl, here comes;


This is my island in the sun
where my people have toiled since time begun
I may sail on many a sea

her shores will always be home to me

Oh island in the sun

built to me by my father's hand
all my days I will sing in praise

of your forest waters
your shining sand

As morning breaks
the heaven on high

I lift my heavy load to the sky

sun comes down with a burning glow

mingles my sweat with the earthly low

Oh island in the sun

built to me by my father's hand
all my days I will sing in praise

of your forest waters
your shining sand

Solo

I see woman on bended knee

cutting cane for her family
I see man at the water-side

casting nets at the surfing tide

Oh island in the sun

built to me by my father's hand
all my days I will sing in praise

of your forest waters
your shining sand

I hope the day will never come

that I can't awake to the sound of drum

never let me miss carnaval

with calypso songs
philosophical.

Oh island in the sun

built to me by my father's hand
all my days I will sing in praise

of your forest waters
your shining sand


how was that? do you feel warm yet?

[Red Princess]

*more squeals* Too hot for all these clothes, good thing i have this spandex body suit on today or I'd be nekkid

[RuneT]

weeeee! cat suit! It is covering you steel bum very attractively. I wish I had one too!

[Red Princess]

Rimmer's the one with the steely buns, get your buns straight

[RuneT]

oh sorry. I thought that you had worked out just as hard as we did. btw, why did you request harry B?

[Red Princess]

to go with the pina colada. I don't have the same kind of work out program you guys do, the goal of MY program is not steely anything

[RuneT]

awwww, im so lost when it coems to american culture. thank you for the education, princess. here's another pina, hun.

[bealeblues]

american culture? is there such a thing?

[Red Princess]

HEY of course we have culture! We invented TV, the hula hoop, the yo yo, the frisbee, we spawned Britney Spears and Bob Dylan, we are diverse, we are creative, be proud

[RuneT]

we did the paper clip

[bealeblues]

sure sign of the impending apocalypse.... when mentioning culture, using britney spears and bob dylan in the same reference....

[dinzdale]

Beale is back ! ! !

[bealeblues]

well, i figured if we were back to full leaded dinz, why stay at diet beale?

[Red Princess]

Repent now or else

[dinzdale]

You full bodied attitude becomes you.
I see a bright future......

[Red Princess]

*grumble grumble* i was in such a nice nice mood and now i have to find the tape, i think i left a riding crop in the hall closet.

[RuneT]

in da house we go again

[Red Princess]

YeeHaw!! found the spurs, commere Beale you culture snob you, show you how the west was won, sissy lawyer man.

[RuneT]

Oh she iz well down. Maximum respect.

[bealeblues]

culture snob? there's one i've never been accused of being.....

[Red Princess]

"american culture? is there such a thing?"
is there some other interpretation that I, in my innocence, have missed? You are forgiven, it's back to hugs and smooches today, let the good mood reign.

[Red Princess]

i am hitting a wall, need a nap very much, anyone want to babysit all these computers while i go sleep for an hour?

[zenbabe]

my best friend from Chicago just called and informed me that he will in fact be here for my wedding, already has the plane tickets and hotel set up, I don't have anything done, I guess I better get started on that....*sigh*

[RuneT]

I can do it Red. but I don't touch mac stuff. only one button on the mouse. what is it with that?

[Red Princess]

2 buttons are for people who cannot make up their minds or can't find their keyboards. Just watch the Rip, if it bursts into flames wake me. and thank you vey much

[RuneT]

u better just get on with it, zen, coming from a master in postponing. try to have some fun with it. most people stress and get into a horrible state.

[dinzdale]

Zen, getting married is easy....I've done it loads of times.
All you have to do is show up and say a few words , it's not like a big deal or anything.....

[RuneT]

uhhh, beer in my nose. thanks dinz. that was well put. lol x 5

[bealeblues]

don't you mean joj x 5 rune? don't go speaking megalomanical, egocentric english on us now....

[Red Princess]

*yawn* *stretch* How long was I asleep? Do I smell smoke? Rune, did you click on anything?

[RuneT]

if you are thinking about the red button over there, I didn't click it.







not very much anyway

[Red Princess]

guess that explains the fire truck out front, damn, not again.
Zen- a wedding? how cool. the most important part is the party after isn't it? I think if there's enough booze no one even cares if the food is bad. My sister had a pyramid of Twinkies for a wedding cake and Pizzas. It was grand.

[noxxville]

Just wanted to put this one back near the top...less people forget

[lapietra]

Yes - I find that flirting needs to be part of a balanced day... good on ya, noxx. :D

[noxxville]

Like a balanced meal. A balanced breakfast. A balanced flirt.

[lapietra]

Even better is to flirt while balancing. :p

[noxxville]

can be dangerous though...especially when on a balance beam

[lapietra]

see... the danger is what makes it more exciting! :D
balanced flirting with no danger... eh.

[RuneT]

hello Lala! what are you wearing?
fall, CRASH!

edit: ohhh! my #500 post! Good grief! 98.5% of them are bull shit, but you already knew that. More to come.

[lapietra]

right now?
Nothin' at all - except for a towel on my head.
Wanna help me style my hair? :D

[dinzdale]

How can I with a towel on your head ?....duh...

[Red Princess]

take it off, double duh

[dinzdale]

Never thought of that......maybe Lala wants to go around as "Towel-head Girl"....Duh(x3)

[lapietra]

okay... towel's off.
Now what?

[dinzdale]

: faints in ecstatic euphoria of vision of undraped Queen Chicken :

Now all I can say is Duuuuuhhhhhh....

: picks up jaw from floor :

[Red Princess]

you said you'd style her hair, get busy man

[lapietra]

*taps foot*




I'm waiting.....

[dinzdale]

OK....heart shpaed, Hitler's moustache or Kojak's forehead madam ?

...oh you meant on her head, ....duh me !

[lapietra]

too late.
gotta go.
bye

[dinzdale]

I guess that's why she's Queen Chicken ....oh well...anyone else for a shave and brush up ?

[Red Princess]

poodle do getting fuzzy, how good are you with the razor?

[dinzdale]

I drink to stop my hand shaking....and by that time I just aim for the middle one of them critters staring at me.....

[Red Princess]

hmmm, must rethink the plan, wanna go get in the hot tub instead?

[dinzdale]

Dont have my rubber duckie or water wings, flippers, or snorkel, because I didnt know there was a possibility of having sex this time of the morning.....

...but if you just want to sit in it and bathe...OK

[Red Princess]

you are a very dirty man, get in there and don't drop the soap

[dinzdale]

Soap on a Dope.....

[Red Princess]

that the best you can do? have another cuppa coffee

[dinzdale]

Okay, Okay...I'm getting in
: Sploosh ! ! :

What's this funky bubble bath smell ? Some girly crap no doubt...
...now where's the soap and Mr Facecloth....

"Oh rub-a-dubba-dubda-dub.......Figaro....Figaro...Fiiiiiggaro...."
you dont mind if I sing do you?

Shampoo please....

[Red Princess]

Oh please sing that John Denver song, want a shave?

[dinzdale]

No and no...I shall stick to the classics and remain hairy....

"O solo mio ....."

What's that small pink wrinkley thing ?.......
Oh it's you Grannie........sorry!

[Red Princess]

chicken, but that's ok, hairy can be nice. so can pink things

[dinzdale]

Well i'm all clean now......where's the towel monitor ?

Hoooboy, I feel all tingley....time to hit the coffee and do some work......

Later RP, behave yourself in here .....

[Red Princess]

why are people forever telling me to behave myself? poo

[Red Princess]

and Dinz (of all people) told ME to behave myself.

[dinzdale]

What sort of doc was he Peg?
A regular, say "Aahhh" white coat or a minge technician ?

[dinzdale]

Okay, right...that explains it then.
He was just fresh out of school and flustered by your charm, whereas to make a Cooter Checker blush you'd have to have something seriously amazing in your shreddies....

Thanks for clearing that up so I dont have nightmares.....

[dinzdale]

Some say "interesting".... most say "weird", but SOME say "interesting"....

...and you are spiffy Peg .....

[dinzdale]

Whacky guys I'm sure.....

Wife #1 really thought my name was Dinzdale for the first 2 months....

Whaht was your nickname Pob ?

[zenbabe]

I just found out I don't get sex until Valentines day, so I am really gonna need this thread....

:(

[dickieC]

Patience, patience.

That's my motto anyway :(

[zenbabe]

It's been days!! Oh the humanity...

[Red Princess]

must be something about this southern california weather,

[dickieC]

Well, it's 3.5 and counting

[zenbabe]

days or *cough* years?

[Red Princess]

minutes?

[dickieC]

That's the trouble with this board. I'm revealing far more personal details than I ever intended.

[zenbabe]

Holy Monkey!

[Red Princess]

nevermind. i am working on saturday again, how pathetic is that

[Red Princess]

doesn't any one want to flirt today? Let's have a birthday party for NYC right here. I'll get the bar open.

[zenbabe]

Drinks and webcams tonight!!

[Deviate]

woo hoo! i got my winkin eye all jazzed up and ready to go; let the flirting commence!

-st.

[zenbabe]

catch you cats later (along with a buzz) no fun at work..gots to run...

[Red Princess]

Ok Kids, what are we drinking today? How about i make a batch of hairy buffalo punch?

[Deviate]

yes on the punch, just Nair mine... i have this aversion to drinking large mammal hair...

-st.

[Red Princess]

coming right up, no hair, no problem. Anyone else?

[zenbabe]

I prefer Nads, I think it took some marketing genius, than must have had some serious nads, to propose the name "Nads" for a product..whatever that product may be...


NADSNADSNADSNADSNADSNADSNADS

[Red Princess]

Nads, Go Nads?
sorry, it has been a long day

[Deviate]

gonads and strife

-st.

[Red Princess]

sounds like i am not the only one who had a long day

[noxxville]

Still at work. Ack.

[noxxville]

damn.....i'd almost forgotten

[xerocs]

hi rmr....

[bealeblues]

malina is going to kick your ass xerocs

[rmr]

oh my god i just saw this............lol....hahahahahaha...........you' re killing me.............i mean killing me!!!!


PS.........like totally text me, ok???

[bealeblues]

rimmer and xerocs are in love

looks like i'm losing my BFF

:(

[rmr]

always remember................camel toe or not?

[xerocs]

text you? what does that mean?

[rmr]

it's my new favorite form of communication!!!

[xerocs]

like sms text messaging on the phone?

[xerocs]

will someone please tell me?

[agentsmith]

NO

[Coffee]

If we tell you we'd have to shoot you.

[rmr]

i love the world today...........i'm 100% social phobic and now I can have a rich fulfilling social life without every having to see anyone or talk to them directly.

THANK YOU GOD FOR THESE PRECIOUS GIFTS

[malina]

flirt with me, rimmie . . . . :D

[bealeblues]

she'll have to text you, malina... her people will be in touch with your people.... JOJ

[rmr]

ok......so, what'cha got going on under that robe??

;)

[malina]

see see see! rimmie wants me! :p

... absolutely nothing!

[rmr]

i'm sorry..........was that too gross.

ok, how about this..........malina you have a smile that could light up a room.

?? better??

[bealeblues]

*getting out the spyglass*

[malina]

you live right inside my heart, rims! every time i think of you, i hear angels sing ...

[rmr]

you remind of that one phil collins song.......it's uncanny really, it's like he wrote it just for you.

[RuneT]

Coming from a person that said love is inconvenient...

[rmr]

she lied

[malina]

Originally posted by RuneT
Coming from a person that said love is inconvenient...
well it is! i can still fvcking flirt, can't i, dammit!

[RuneT]

Just want you back on track, thats all ;)

[malina]

that would be a good place to be, would it now!

*sigh*

[rmr]

should we talk about camel toe again??

[masterofNone]

would you?

[rmr]

would i talk about camel toe??

[masterofNone]

please.

[rmr]

well let's see. i used to be a bartender and this really gross guy (dessie) used to come in........and well, he would always make some sick comment to me and one day he came in and asked me if the next time i worked i would wear pants so tight that it would show........yeah, you guessed it..........but the problem was i didn't know what it was........so i gave him the normal fark off and asked a friend of mine about it.........she couldn't stop laughing.......and then she told me and i was pissed.

the end.

[masterofNone]

fantastic. we could make this like sheharazad... a thousand and one nights of camel toe stories

[xerocs]

ok first... i love the toe.... second... will someone please explain this text thing to me?



http://www.cameltoe.org/

[Red Princess]

no, we told you that already