Limericks for the Purist (communal)

[Marcus Bales]

I groped my way down to the gym
In search of a way to be slim
I picked up a weight

[madasacutsnake]

I groped my way down to the gym
In search of a way to be slim
I picked up a weight
With the cheeks of my date

[Aphrodite]

I groped my way down to the gym
In search of a way to be slim
I picked up a weight
With the cheeks of my date
and now everybody wants him

[Marcus Bales]

On my thigh is a brand-new tattoo

[Smartypants]

On my thigh is a brand-new tattoo
Of a monkey asleep on the loo

[madasacutsnake]

On my thigh is a brand-new tattoo
Of a monkey asleep on the loo
He passed out while drinking

[Hyakujo's Fox]

On my thigh is a brand-new tattoo
Of a monkey asleep on the loo
He passed out while drinking
and now he is stinking

[trisherina]

On my thigh is a brand-new tattoo
Of a monkey asleep on the loo
He passed out while drinking
and now he is stinking
of that which he flings, which is poo

[madasacutsnake]

My neighbour uses power tools at midnight

[Large Marge]

My neighbour uses power tools at midnight
he has to cut up the bodies so they fit right

[Marcus Bales]

My neighbour uses power tools at midnight
he has to cut up the bodies so they fit right
the same way that these
two poets both squeeze
and expand their meter and scansion without ever getting the lines even a bit tight.

[Large Marge]

My neighbour uses power tools at midnight
he has to cut up the bodies so they fit right
the same way that these
two poets both squeeze
and expand their meter and scansion without ever getting the lines even a bit tight.

Marcus, you've just proved me right.

That's unfortunate.

Now, where were we?

My neighbour uses power tools at midnight
he has to cut up the bodies so they fit right

[Marcus Bales]

My neighbour uses power tools at midnight
he has to cut up the bodies so they fit right
in boxes that he staggers to the street
with anti-limerick slow iambic feet
suffering a temporary wit blight.

[trisherina]

In Cleveland it's said they have ways

[Large Marge]

In Cleveland it's said they have ways
of making one suffer for days

[madasacutsnake]

In Cleveland it's said they have ways
of making one suffer for days
But this time it's clear

[straymonk]

In Cleveland it's said they have ways
of making one suffer for days
But this time it's clear
We need lots of beer

[daverbee]

In Cleveland it's said they have ways
of making one suffer for days
But this time it's clear
We need lots of beer
Alone or stacked neatly on trays.

[Coffee]

The damn worms have seized my email

[zenbabe]

The damn worms have seized my email
Now I can surf as fast as a snail

[Large Marge]

The damn worms have seized my email
Now I can surf as fast as a snail
I got virus-checker

[trisherina]

The damn worms have seized my email
Now I can surf as fast as a snail
I got virus-checker
'cause my head's no pecker

[Large Marge]

The damn worms have seized my email
Now I can surf as fast as a snail
I got virus-checker
'cause my head's no pecker
but that's not the end of the tale

[Hyakujo's Fox]

A fisherman once caught a flounder

[Kerin]

A fisherman once caught a flounder
He said Crikey this one's a pounder

[Large Marge]

A fisherman once caught a flounder
He said Crikey this one's a pounder
So he brought out his knife

[trisherina]

A fisherman once caught a flounder
He said Crikey this one's a pounder
So he brought out his knife
And he ended its life

[Large Marge]

A fisherman once caught a flounder
He said Crikey this one's a pounder
So he brought out his knife
And he ended its life
and marked the spot where he found her

[madasacutsnake]

I could really do with a smoke

[trisherina]

I could really do with a smoke
But sadly, it seems I am broke

[Large Marge]

I could really do with a smoke
But sadly, it seems I am broke
I spent my last nickel

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I could really do with a smoke
But sadly, it seems I am broke
I spent my last nickel
on a second hand pickle

[Large Marge]

I could really do with a smoke
But sadly, it seems I am broke
I spent my last nickel
on a second-hand pickle
that's proving very hard to toke

[Hyakujo's Fox]

A fellow who once knew another

[Large Marge]

A fellow who once knew another
sat down with his wife and his mother

[ambo]

A fellow who once knew another
sat down with his wife and his mother
Said he, "Look here let's chat"

[Marcus Bales]

A fellow who once knew another
sat down with his wife and his mother
Said he, "Look here let's chat
Of this but not that

[Large Marge]

A fellow who once knew another
sat down with his wife and his mother
Said he, "Look here let's chat
Of this but not that
playing straight has caused me to smother."

[Marcus Bales]

Over a hill and a dale

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Over a hill and a dale
follow the poorly marked trail

[Marcus Bales]

Over a hill and a dale
follow the poorly marked trail
approach the dark wood

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Over a hill and a dale
follow the poorly marked trail
approach the dark wood
within it you should

[Marcus Bales]

Over a hill and a dale
follow the poorly marked trail
approach the dark wood
within it you should
be careful your soul's not for sale.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a girl who liked peeking

[trisherina]

There once was a girl who liked peeking
No secret was safe from her seeking

[ambo]

There once was a girl who liked peeking
No secret was safe from her seeking
Till one grey afternoon

[funkytuba]

There once was a girl who liked peeking
No secret was safe from her seeking
Till one grey afternoon
when a sight made her swoon

[Large Marge]

There once was a girl who liked peeking
No secret was safe from her seeking
Till one grey afternoon
when a sight made her swoon
for she'd caught her lover out cheating

[Marcus Bales]

The dining and bar rooms were full

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The dining and bar rooms were full
so the three of us perched on a stool

[Large Marge]

The dining and bar rooms were full
so the three of us perched on a stool
discussing our fate

[funkytuba]

The dining and bar rooms were full
so the three of us perched on a stool
discussing our fate
and fortunes of late

[Marcus Bales]

The dining and bar rooms were full
so the three of us perched on a stool
discussing our fate
and fortunes of late
and the prices of food, homes, and fuel.

[Large Marge]

I often wish I were elsewhere

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I often wish I were elsewhere
just where elsewhere I do not care

[Coffee]

I often wish I were elsewhere
just where elsewhere I do not care
eeexcept where there's shootin'

[Large Marge]

I often wish I were elsewhere
just where elsewhere I do not care
eeexcept where there's shootin'
or hollerin' or hootin'

[Marcus Bales]

I often wish I were elsewhere
just where elsewhere I do not care
except where there's shootin'
or hollerin' or hootin'
or people or noise or a glare.

[zenbabe]

At last, the sun has come out!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

At last, the sun has come out!
and soon the daisies will sprout

[Marcus Bales]

At last, the sun has come out!
and soon the daisies will sprout
unless Uncle Boots
pulls them down by the roots

[Hyakujo's Fox]

At last, the sun has come out!
and soon the daisies will sprout
unless Uncle Boots
pulls them down by the roots
In which case we will just go without

[Marcus Bales]

I'd always imagined there'd be

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'd always imagined there'd be
a place in this world made for me

[madasacutsnake]

I'd always imagined there'd be
a place in this world made for me
But instead I find

[Marcus Bales]

I'd always imagined there'd be
a place in this world made for me
But instead I find
with a bump and a grind

[madasacutsnake]

I'd always imagined there'd be
a place in this world made for me
But instead I find
with a bump and a grind
a pole and a pair of pasties

[Kerin]

Where did this paper cut come from?

[Marcus Bales]

Where did this paper cut come from?
I've iced it, so now it is numb

[funkytuba]

Where did this paper cut come from?
I've iced it, so now it is numb
the blood flow, now staunched

[Marcus Bales]

Where did this paper cut come from?
I've iced it, so now it is numb
the blood flow, now staunched,
was enough to have launched

[funkytuba]

Where did this paper cut come from?
I've iced it, so now it is numb
the blood flow, now staunched,
was enough to have launched
a faint to which I'll now succumb

[Marcus Bales]

I think I am catching a cold

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I think I am catching a cold
One's going around I am told

[Marcus Bales]

I think I am catching a cold
One's going around I am told
I'm achy and snot

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I think I am catching a cold
One's going around I am told
I'm achy and snot
has me glued to the spot

[Marcus Bales]

I think I am catching a cold
One's going around I am told
I'm achy and snot
has me glued to the spot
where my uncontrolled sneeze left me rolled.

[madasacutsnake]

Christians are nice but slightly insane

[Marcus Bales]

Christians are nice but slightly insane
"We've got three gods in one" they explain

[trisherina]

Christians are nice but slightly insane
"We've got three gods in one" they explain
"It's this thing -- trinity"

[Marcus Bales]

Christians are nice but slightly insane
"We've got three gods in one" they explain
"It's this thing -- trinity --
A multi-divinity
One", and they swallow, no strain.

[madasacutsnake]

I would rather spit than swallow

[Marcus Bales]

"I would rather spit than swallow,"
The wine guy said, lying, "I follow
The time-honored rules

[Hyakujo's Fox]

"I would rather spit than swallow,"
The wine guy said, lying, "I follow
The time-honored rules
unlike you drunk fools

[Marcus Bales]

"I would rather spit than swallow,"
The wine guy said, lying, "I follow
The time-honored rules
unlike you drunk fools
who love Hermes, not Phoebus Apollo!"

[funkytuba]

With a howl like a banshee re-spurned

[Hyakujo's Fox]

With a howl like a banshee re-spurned
and a look so fiery it burned

[madasacutsnake]

With a howl like a banshee re-spurned
and a look so fiery it burned
a hole in my head

[Marcus Bales]

With a howl like a banshee re-spurned
and a look so fiery it burned
a hole in my head
the Lit teacher said
"No more jokes about what Grecians earned!"

[funkytuba]

those grecians, they urned what they ode

[Marcus Bales]

those grecians, they urned what they ode
and sometimes returned what they towed

[madasacutsnake]

those grecians, they urned what they ode
and sometimes returned what they towed
Look out, they've got gifts!

[Marcus Bales]

those grecians, they urned what they ode
and sometimes returned what they towed
Look out, they've got gifts
That they're bringing in shifts

[funkytuba]

those grecians, they urned what they ode
and sometimes returned what they towed
Look out, they've got gifts
That they're bringing in shifts
Nice horsie! What do you forbode?

[Marcus Bales]

I thought that the Trojans were safe

[trisherina]

I thought that the Trojans were safe
But not so when boinking a waif

[Marcus Bales]

I thought that the Trojans were safe
But not so when boinking a waif
who thought that old Hector
Arose to protect her

[madasacutsnake]

I thought that the Trojans were safe
But not so when boinking a waif
who thought that old Hector
Arose to protect her
Until Achilles and his chariot made him chafe

[trisherina]

If one day you happen to hear

[madasacutsnake]

If one day you happen to hear
"By God, she's got a big rear!"

[trisherina]

If one day you happen to hear
"By God, she's got a big rear!"
You can't blow your top

[Hyakujo's Fox]

If one day you happen to hear
"By God, she's got a big rear!"
You can't blow your top
or let your lip drop

[Marcus Bales]

If one day you happen to hear
"By God, she's got a big rear!"
You can't blow your top
or let your lip drop
If you're steatopygous, my dear.

[trisherina]

The sap swells the branches and buds

[funkytuba]

The sap swells the branches and buds
and soon trees will need some new duds

[Marcus Bales]

The sap swells the branches and buds
and soon trees will need some new duds
we've already fallen
for springtime's love callin'
while poets still chew on their cuds.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

After the autumnal equinox

[Marcus Bales]

After the autumnal equinox
we finally wash out our socks

[funkytuba]

After the autumnal equinox
we finally wash out our socks
and limericks make

[Marcus Bales]

After the autumnal equinox
we finally wash out our socks
and limericks make
with all that we take

[Hyakujo's Fox]

After the autumnal equinox
we finally wash out our socks
and limericks make
with all that we take
from the muses that discharge writer's blocks

[straymonk]

Kalliope ignores us ZeMonkeys

[Marcus Bales]

Kalliope ignores us ZeMonkeys
And gives us the shivering funkies

[madasacutsnake]

Kalliope ignores us ZeMonkeys
And gives us the shivering funkies
Often I hat her

[Marcus Bales]

Kalliope ignores us ZeMonkeys
And gives us the shivering funkies
Often I hat her
And what is the matter
With hatting when you're a bit drunkie?

[funkytuba]

My kid, it appears, has eloped

[Marcus Bales]

My kid, it appears, has eloped
I left them a ladder that sloped
At a nice easy angle

[trisherina]

My kid, it appears, has eloped
I left them a ladder that sloped
At a nice easy angle
So nothing would jangle

[Marcus Bales]

My kid, it appears, has eloped
I left them a ladder that sloped
At a nice easy angle
So nothing would jangle
And they got away just as I'd hoped.

[trisherina]

My brain has invented a dream

[Marcus Bales]

My brain has invented a dream
That things aren't as bad as they seem

[straymonk]

My brain has invented a dream
That things aren't as bad as they seem
but petrol's sky high

[funkytuba]

My brain has invented a dream
That things aren't as bad as they seem
but petrol's sky high
and we're all gonna die

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My brain has invented a dream
That things aren't as bad as they seem
but petrol's sky high
and we're all gonna die
yet there's ample supply of ice-cream

[straymonk]

Please meet my friends Ben and Jerry

[madasacutsnake]

Please meet my friends Ben and Jerry
They will bust your ice cream cherry

[AllegroNg]

Please meet my friends Ben and Jerry
They will bust your ice cream cherry
Practice the Caramel Sutra

[funkytuba]

Please meet my friends Ben and Jerry
They will bust your ice cream cherry
Practice the Caramel Sutra
or Phish phood might suit ya

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Please meet my friends Ben and Jerry
They will bust your ice cream cherry
Practice the Caramel Sutra
or Phish phood might suit ya
but beware of the Beancurd and Berry

[madasacutsnake]

I enjoy a good beancurd curry

[trisherina]

I enjoy a good beancurd curry
I mix it up into a slurry

[madasacutsnake]

I enjoy a good beancurd curry
I mix it up into a slurry
Then I drink with a straw

[trisherina]

I enjoy a good beancurd curry
I mix it up into a slurry
Then I drink with a straw
And it flows down my craw

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I enjoy a good beancurd curry
I mix it up into a slurry
Then I drink with a straw
And it flows down my craw
And keeps heading south in a hurry

[madasacutsnake]

I always carry Kleenex when I travel

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I always carry Kleenex when I travel
For my clothes oft begin to unravel

[trisherina]

I always carry Kleenex when I travel
For my clothes oft begin to unravel
So then I repair

[funkytuba]

I always carry Kleenex when I travel
For my clothes oft begin to unravel
So then I repair
whipping thread from thin air

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I always carry Kleenex when I travel
For my clothes oft begin to unravel
So then I repair
whipping thread from thin air
and resolve to carry less gravel

:(

[Hyakujo's Fox]

it seems my last dollar has been spent

[trisherina]

it seems my last dollar has been spent
with the buyer's remorse, I repent

[joppa.gal]

it seems my last dollar has been spent
with the buyer's remorse, I repent
of eBay's strong lure
(http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=93842&item=5974721214&rd=1&tc=photo)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

it seems my last dollar has been spent
with the buyer's remorse, I repent
of eBay's strong lure
three ton of manure

[funkytuba]

it seems my last dollar has been spent
with the buyer's remorse, I repent
of eBay's strong lure
three ton of manure
an hope I can make next month's rent

[zenbabe]

This morning I fell on my bum

[venusupnorth]

This morning I fell on my bum
after drinking a gallon of rum

[Hyakujo's Fox]

This morning I fell on my bum
after drinking a gallon of rum
I lay there for a while

[Gatsby]

This morning I fell on my bum
after drinking a gallon of rum
I lay there for a while
With a drunkard's wry smile

[Hyakujo's Fox]

This morning I fell on my bum
after drinking a gallon of rum
I lay there for a while
With a drunkard's wry smile
Quite happy with what I'd become

[zenbabe]

This morning I start a new job

[Gatsby]

This morning I start a new job
My chef's specialty? Broccoli raab.

[Marcus Bales]

This morning I start a new job
My chef's specialty? Broccoli raab.
I wait til he's gone
And then put it on
A handle and call it a swab.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Back in the days I went trucking

[trisherina]

Back in the days I went trucking
I hauled chickens ripe for the plucking

[Marcus Bales]

Back in the days I went trucking
I hauled chickens ripe for the plucking
Whites blacks and latinos
To distant casinos
Who cleaned them of all but their clucking.

[funkytuba]

The cattle lot's stench was amazing

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The cattle lot's stench was amazing
Lord knows upon what they'd been grazing

[trisherina]

The cattle lot's stench was amazing
Lord knows upon what they'd been grazing
The stink drove them mad

[Brynn]

The cattle lot's stench was amazing
Lord knows upon what they'd been grazing
The stink drove them mad
And "mad cow" is bad

[funkytuba]

The cattle lot's stench was amazing
Lord knows upon what they'd been grazing
The stink drove them mad
And "mad cow" is bad
when prions bite back after braising

[Brynn]

Bravo for smart-aleck posters

[zenbabe]

Bravo for smart-aleck posters
Their the ones that I love the mosters

[funkytuba]

Bravo for smart-aleck posters
Their the ones that I love the mosters
sometimes they are hot

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Bravo for smart-aleck posters
Their the ones that I love the mosters
sometimes they are hot
or affected by pot

[Marcus Bales]

Bravo for smart-aleck posters
Their the ones that I love the mosters
sometimes they are hot
or affected by pot
But often they're just idle boasters.

[Marcus Bales]

Installing a washer and dryer

[Brynn]

Installing a washer and dryer
is hard in the muck and the mire

[Marcus Bales]

Installing a washer and dryer
is hard in the muck and the mire
the crawl-space is small

[Brynn]

Installing a washer and dryer
is hard in the muck and the mire
the crawl-space is small
tho' I mind not at all

[Marcus Bales]

Installing a washer and dryer
is hard in the muck and the mire
the crawl-space is small
tho' I mind not at all --
til I pay all the people I hire.

[Marcus Bales]

A pimple disfigures my nose

[Hyakujo's Fox]

A pimple disfigures my nose
It precedes me wherever I goes

[funkytuba]

A pimple disfigures my nose
It precedes me wherever I goes
to pop? or to not?
my dilemma is fraught

[Con ate dog]

A pimple disfigures my nose
It precedes me wherever I goes
to pop? or to not?
my dilemma is fraught
with Yesses and Guesses and Noes.

[Marcus Bales]

It's time to wake up, lazy-bones!

[Con ate dog]

It's time to wake up, lazy-bones!
And spare us your weenie-assed groans:

[Marcus Bales]

It's time to wake up, lazy-bones!
And spare us your weenie-assed groans:
Whenever you choose
To drink that much booze

[trisherina]

It's time to wake up, lazy-bones!
And spare us your weenie-assed groans:
Whenever you choose
To drink that much booze
You know you should unplug the phones.

[Con ate dog]

We regret to inform you your flight

[Marcus Bales]

We regret to inform you your flight
Is proof of your guilt, though you might

[funkytuba]

We regret to inform you your flight
Is proof of your guilt, though you might
like to wiggle or squirm

[Con ate dog]

We regret to inform you your flight
Is proof of your guilt, though you might
like to wiggle or squirm
hire a high-priced law firm

[Marcus Bales]

We regret to inform you your flight
Is proof of your guilt, though you might
like to wiggle or squirm
hire a high-priced law firm
but it's jail for you, Johnston, tonight.

[funkytuba]

We noticed a slight aberration

[Audreyvgs]

We noticed a slight aberration
that occurred during his dissertation

[Marcus Bales]

We noticed a slight aberration
that occurred during his dissertation
And now we have quarrels
About how his orals

[Hyakujo's Fox]

We noticed a slight aberration
that occurred during his dissertation
And now we have quarrels
About how his orals
Got done while his tongue's on probation

[funkytuba]

With USB F-CAL and Firewire

[Marcus Bales]

With USB F-CAL and Firewire
It's amazing how fast I acquire

[Hyakujo's Fox]

With USB F-CAL and Firewire
It's amazing how fast I acquire
my desired raw data

[trisherina]

With USB F-CAL and Firewire
It's amazing how fast I acquire
my desired raw data
for testing in beta

[Marcus Bales]

With USB F-CAL and Firewire
It's amazing how fast I acquire
my desired raw data
for testing in beta --
how those naked folks grunt and perspire!

[Marcus Bales]

Oh, what a nice spot this would be

[trisherina]

Oh, what a nice spot this would be
Were it not left by old pee

[Marcus Bales]

Oh, what a nice spot this would be
Were it not left by old pee
And is that a bit

[ch_burchill]

Oh, what a nice spot this would be
Were it not left by old pee
And is that a bit
Too much sordid wit

[Marcus Bales]

Oh, what a nice spot this would be
Were it not left by old pee
And is that a bit
Too much sordid wit
Or a piece of old flame-war debris?

[Marcus Bales]

She strode through the house like she owned it

[Hyakujo's Fox]

She strode through the house like she owned it
She pulled out a blade then she honed it

[dddrum]

She strode through the house like she owned it
She pulled out a blade then she honed it
Like Tar'ntino's Bride,

[zenbabe]

She strode through the house like she owned it
She pulled out a blade then she honed it
Like Tar'ntino's Bride,
She let it all ride..

[Audreyvgs]

She strode through the house like she owned it
She pulled out a blade then she honed it
Like Tar'ntino's Bride,
She let it all ride..
and screamed like a banshee when she boned it.

[trisherina]

She opened her palm to the rain

[Marcus Bales]

She opened her palm to the rain
and ruined it. We tried to explain

[trisherina]

She opened her palm to the rain
and ruined it. We tried to explain
she was made of sucrose

[dddrum]

She opened her palm to the rain
and ruined it. We tried to explain
she was made of sucrose
but then, I would suppose
that so was her sweet little brain.


(I'm sorry; that sprang fully-formed...)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'm sorry; that sprang fully-formed
From the depths of my brain as it stormed

[madasacutsnake]

I'm sorry; that sprang fully-formed
From the depths of my brain as it stormed
Manic sans lithium

[Marcus Bales]

I'm sorry; that sprang fully-formed
From the depths of my brain as it stormed
Manic sans lithium
Per Agentsmithium

[Brynn]

I'm sorry; that sprang fully-formed
From the depths of my brain as it stormed
Manic sans lithium
Per Agentsmithium
I'm depressed that it wasn't de-wormed.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My children, I've gathered you here

[Marcus Bales]

My children, I've gathered you here
To ask for just one volunteer

[dddrum]

My children, I've gathered you here
To ask for just one volunteer
Your singular mission:

[Marcus Bales]

My children, I've gathered you here
To ask for just one volunteer
Your singular mission:
A gilt-edged edition

[Con ate dog]

My children, I've gathered you here
To ask for just one volunteer
Your singular mission:
A gilt-edged edition
Of Dumas' dull "The One Musketeer".

Hey! someone got into my porn

[dddrum]

Hey! someone got into my porn
They've combined the hirsute with the shorn
And, what has me most heated,
COMPLETELY DELETED
The file, "Masturbating With Corn"

Say, buddy, have you lost some weight?

[Marcus Bales]

Say, buddy, have you lost some weight?
Whatever it was, you look great --

[trisherina]

Say, buddy, have you lost some weight?
Whatever it was, you look great --
Really? Five hundred pounds?

[Marcus Bales]

Say, buddy, have you lost some weight?
Whatever it was, you look great --
Five hundred pounds?
Really? That sounds

[dddrum]

Say, buddy, have you lost some weight?
Whatever it was, you look great --
Five hundred pounds?
Really? That sounds
Like.. HEY! IT'S PAGE 198!!! :eek:

[Marcus Bales]

This Labor Day Weekend is slow

[jasmina]

This Labor Day Weekend is slow
And personally I'm on a low,
'Cos my mates are offline,

[Marcus Bales]

This Labor Day Weekend is slow
And personally I'm on a low,
'Cos my mates are offline,
Drinking whiskey and wine

[jasmina]

This Labor Day Weekend is slow
And personally I'm on a low,
'Cos my mates are offline,
Drinking whiskey and wine
Hey marcus, wanna go with the flow?

[Marcus Bales]

Jasmina, I wish that I could!

[jasmina]

Jasmina, I wish that I could!
But I'm feeling a bit "fuddy-dud",

[Marcus Bales]

Jasmina, I wish that I could!
But I'm feeling a bit "fuddy-dud",
If there's mud, I'm a stick

[jasmina]

Jasmina, I wish that I could!
But I'm feeling a bit "fuddy-dud",
If there's mud, I'm a stick
If it's sand, then I'm quick,

[Marcus Bales]

Jasmina, I wish that I could!
But I'm feeling a bit "fuddy-dud",
If there's mud, I'm a stick
If it's sand, then I'm quick,
So I'm more of a "stood there" than "stud".

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a young boy, a cripple

[Brynn]

There once was a young boy, a cripple
Who could paint with a brush in his gripple

[Marcus Bales]

There once was a young boy, a cripple
Who could paint with a brush in his gripple
Still lives and scenes
With various means

[dddrum]

There once was a young boy, a cripple
Who could paint with a brush in his gripple
Still lives and scenes
With various means
All signed with a swish of his nipple

[Hyakujo's Fox]

In those days she was called "Rambling Rose"

[Smartypants]

In those days she was called "Rambling Rose"
From the flowers tattooed on her toes

[Marcus Bales]

In those days she was called "Rambling Rose"
From the flowers tattooed on her toes
But now she is known
as "Homebody Joan"
From the piercing she has in her nose.

[Smartypants]

^^ LOL!! That's so funny that you're forgiven for cheating! :p
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The senate has opened its hearings

[Marcus Bales]

^^ LOL!! That's so funny that you're forgiven for cheating!

What cheating!?

The senate has opened its hearings
To mutual jibings and jeerings

[Smartypants]

What cheating!?

One line at a time, Mr. Eagerbeaver! :p

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The senate has opened its hearings
To mutual jibings and jeerings
To hear one's own voice is

[jasmina]

The senate has opened its hearings
To mutual jibings and jeerings
To hear one's own voice is
To expand one's choices

[Coffee]

The senate has opened its hearings
To mutual jibings and jeerings
To hear one's own voice is
To expand one's choices
when one's choice is where one is veering

[Marcus Bales]

The Senators droned on and on

[Smartypants]

The Senators droned on and on
And the nominee started to yawn

[Marcus Bales]

The Senators droned on and on
And the nominee started to yawn
Not even the war
In Iraq caused a snore

[dddrum]

The Senators droned on and on
And the nominee started to yawn
Not even the war
In Iraq caused a snore
With Katrina's ill wind he was gone

[ProfessionalGun]

1. Three years this thread has survived

[dddrum]

Three years this thread has survived
While dozens of others nose-dived

[Marcus Bales]

Three years this thread has survived
While dozens of others nose-dived
Professional Gun
Abandoned the fun

[trisherina]

Three years this thread has survived
While dozens of others nose-dived
Professional Gun
Abandoned the fun
But, surprise! In his absence, things thrived.

[Marcus Bales]

A hurricane known as Katrina