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Hyakujo's Fox
07-17-2006, 02:28 AM
Ronnie told Jilly he loved her
As true as the stars shone above her
Ronnie told Jilly he loved her,
As true as the stars shone above her.
But, there was just one thing,
trisherina
07-17-2006, 02:55 AM
Ronnie told Jilly he loved her,
As true as the stars shone above her.
But, there was one thing,
As he slipped on the ring
Penut
07-17-2006, 12:01 PM
Ronnie told Jilly he loved her,
As true as the stars shone above her.
But, there was one thing,
As he slipped on the ring
He'd have to ditch her as it came round to summer
Hyakujo's Fox
07-17-2006, 11:06 PM
Each year on the thirteenth of June
Ze Frank
07-17-2006, 11:25 PM
Each year on the thirteenth of June
Jack turns into a raging goon
Marcus Bales
07-18-2006, 09:39 AM
Each year on the thirteenth of June
Jack turns into a raging goon
Who can't scan poetry and whose lines are lame
Each year on the thirteenth of June
Jack turns into a raging goon
Who can't scan poetry and whose lines are lame
Who needs some Prozac to become a bit more tame
Hyakujo's Fox
07-18-2006, 11:24 PM
Each year on the thirteenth of June
Jack turns into a raging goon
Who can't scan poetry and whose lines are lame
Who needs some Prozac to become a bit more tame
And we hope he feels better real soon
Sunnybunny
07-19-2006, 12:46 PM
The cigarette lit up the curtains
LeahDear
07-20-2006, 06:15 AM
The cigarette lit up the curtains
And the police were pretty much certain
'Twas an act of revenge
that you did to avenge
The affair that he'd had with Burton
Penut
07-20-2006, 09:20 AM
Leah is ever so greedy
LeahDear
07-20-2006, 11:11 AM
Leah is ever so greedy
And Penut is being a bit weedy
There's plenty of time
To write a good line
But to get in there first... be speedy
Marcus Bales
07-20-2006, 12:11 PM
The object is not to be fast
LeahDear
07-20-2006, 01:18 PM
The object is not to be fast
It's to make rhymes that are unsurpassed
But I had to retort
against Penut's report
Before more aspersions were cast
Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah
LeahDear
07-20-2006, 02:06 PM
Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah
who.. me?
Ze Frank
07-20-2006, 07:32 PM
The monkeys went out on the town
Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah
Picked her nose, than said "ta daaaaaaaaah"
The monkeys went out on the town
Then secretly met with The Clown
Marcus Bales
07-20-2006, 08:59 PM
[QUOTE=ambo]Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah
Picked her nostril and then said "ta daaaaaaaaah"
It was slimy and green
The monkeys went out on the town
Then secretly met with The Clown
Til the eloquent Mime
Sunnybunny
07-20-2006, 09:28 PM
The monkeys went out on the town
Then secretly met with The Clown
Til the eloquent Mime
With tequilla and lime
Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah
Picked her nostril and then said "ta daaaaaaaaah"
It was slimy and green
Like a bad lima bean
Marcus Bales
07-20-2006, 11:12 PM
The monkeys went out on the town
Then secretly met with The Clown
Til the eloquent Mime
With tequilla and lime
Ensured all their sorrows will drown.
Hyakujo's Fox
07-20-2006, 11:19 PM
Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah
Picked her nostril and then said "ta daaaaaaaaah"
It was slimy and green
Like a bad lima bean
And the crowd that had gathered went "aaaaaaaaaaah!"
The pecans were spiced and enormous
Marcus Bales
07-21-2006, 08:21 AM
The pecans were spiced and enormous
Iced whiskey, first cool, would then warm us
LeahDear
07-21-2006, 12:46 PM
The pecans were spiced and enormous
Iced whiskey, first cool, would then warm us
Such a veritable feast
Marcus Bales
07-21-2006, 07:57 PM
The pecans were spiced and enormous
Iced whiskey, first cool, would then warm us --
Such a veritable feast!
We don't need a priest
Sunnybunny
07-22-2006, 01:43 AM
The pecans were spiced and enormous
Iced whiskey, first cool, would then warm us --
"Such a veritable feast!
We don't need a priest,"
Cried the boys and the girls in the chorus.
Sunnybunny
07-22-2006, 01:47 AM
Ahmed enjoyed some smoked salmon
Hyakujo's Fox
07-22-2006, 02:13 AM
Ahmed enjoyed some smoked salmon
And then a quince tart with some ham on
Ahmed enjoyed some smoked salmon
And then a quince tart with some ham on
Some lovely baked brie
Sunnybunny
07-22-2006, 04:18 AM
Ahmed enjoyed some smoked salmon
And then a quince tart with some ham on
Some lovely baked brie
With nice spot of tea
LeahDear
07-22-2006, 08:13 AM
Ahmed enjoyed some smoked salmon
And then a quince tart with some ham on
Some lovely baked brie
With nice spot of tea
And finished with a thick slice of gammon
Marcus Bales
07-22-2006, 10:12 AM
As pure as the purist may be
Hyakujo's Fox
07-22-2006, 12:38 PM
As pure as the purist may be
He's not pure enough for me
As pure as the purist may be
He's not pure enough for me
I'll snip and I'll trim
Sunnybunny
07-22-2006, 05:38 PM
As pure as the purist may be
He's not pure enough for me
I'll snip and I'll trim
Criticize on a whim
Coffee
07-22-2006, 05:41 PM
As pure as the purist may be
He's not pure enough for me
I'll snip and I'll trim
Criticize on a whim
and oft' on his poems I will pee.
Sunnybunny
07-22-2006, 07:23 PM
I once knew a quaint little mongoose
Marcus Bales
07-22-2006, 07:27 PM
I once knew a quaint little mongoose
In Paris who worked as a chanteuse
I once knew a quaint little mongoose
In Paris who worked as a chanteuse
With a voice like a bell
Ze Frank
07-23-2006, 03:41 AM
I once knew a quaint little mongoose
In Paris who worked as a chanteuse
With a voice like a bell
And a temper from hell
Sunnybunny
07-23-2006, 06:54 AM
I once knew a quaint little mongoose
In Paris who worked as a chanteuse
With a voice like a bell
And a temper from hell
Till she quit and became quite the recluse
Sunnybunny
07-23-2006, 06:55 AM
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?
Marcus Bales
07-23-2006, 06:57 AM
I once knew a quaint little mongoose
In Paris who worked as a chanteuse
With a voice like a bell
And a temper from hell
From over-indulgence in bong use.
Hyakujo's Fox
07-23-2006, 10:10 PM
Oh yes it's a fine monday morning
Marcus Bales
07-23-2006, 11:40 PM
Oh yes it's a fine monday morning;
The family's at church, so I'm porning
Ze Frank
07-24-2006, 12:59 AM
Oh yes it's a fine monday morning;
The family's at church, so I'm porning
The church bells are ringing
Jack Flanders
07-24-2006, 01:05 AM
Oh yes it's a fine monday morning;
The family's at church, so I'm porning
The church bells are ringing
Sorry, Monday = Church?
Never mind. Sorry. Continue....
Marcus Bales
07-24-2006, 08:57 AM
Sorry, Monday = Church?
Never mind. Sorry. Continue....
Ours is a very religious family. And community. A gated community. To keep the likes of YOU out! And I hate smileys. If you can't tell I'm joking from context and tone and manner ... but wait. That's as bad as a smiley, isn't it.
Oh yes it's a fine monday morning;
The family's at church, so I'm porning
The church bells are ringing
And porn stars are flinging
Sunnybunny
07-24-2006, 02:58 PM
Oh yes it's a fine monday morning;
The family's at church, so I'm porning
The church bells are ringing
And porn stars are flinging
The keyboard I'll soon be adorning
Sunnybunny
07-24-2006, 02:59 PM
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?
Ze Frank
07-24-2006, 05:17 PM
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?
Why yes, twas a present from Leon
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?
Why yes, twas a present from Leon
Got them also in green
Sunnybunny
07-24-2006, 07:40 PM
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?
Why yes, twas a present from Leon
Got them also in green
The cause quite a scene
Marcus Bales
07-24-2006, 09:24 PM
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?
Why yes, twas a present from Leon
Got them also in green
They cause quite a scene
Like the one with Antigone and Creon.
Hyakujo's Fox
07-24-2006, 11:18 PM
That say that in ancient society
Marcus Bales
07-24-2006, 11:42 PM
They say that in ancient society
Their playwrights showed no great variety
Sunnybunny
07-25-2006, 04:14 AM
They say that in ancient society
Their playwrights showed no great variety
The actors were droll
All played the same role
Marcus Bales
07-25-2006, 06:45 AM
They say that in ancient society
Their playwrights showed no great variety
The actors were droll
All played the same role
With lubricious and lewd impropriety.
Sunnybunny
07-29-2006, 06:44 AM
The dreams of a girl are compelling
LeahDear
07-29-2006, 06:50 AM
The dreams of a girl are compelling
When most of her thoughts are dwelling
Sunnybunny
07-30-2006, 11:11 PM
The dreams of a girl are compelling
When most of her thoughts are dwelling
On young virile boys
Playing with cheap plastic toys
Ze Frank
07-31-2006, 01:22 AM
The dreams of a girl are compelling
When most of her thoughts are dwelling
On young virile boys
Playing with cheap plastic toys
What happens next, there's no telling
Sunnybunny
07-31-2006, 10:56 PM
A kindly old man named Carver
Marcus Bales
08-01-2006, 08:33 AM
A kindly old fellow named Carver
Had dreamed of revisiting Java
Coffee
08-01-2006, 01:21 PM
A kindly old fellow named Carver
Had dreamed of revisiting Java
where heavenly coffee
Marcus Bales
08-01-2006, 11:17 PM
A kindly old fellow named Carver
Had dreamed of revisiting Java
where heavenly coffee,
And Frieda and Hoffie,
Sunnybunny
08-03-2006, 08:02 AM
A kindly old fellow named Carver
Had dreamed of revisiting Java
where heavenly coffee,
And Frieda and Hoffie,
Float together like ships in a harbor
Sunnybunny
08-03-2006, 11:18 PM
I'm sick of repeating myself
Hyakujo's Fox
08-04-2006, 02:46 AM
I'm sick of repeating myself
I'm not some dumb dwarf I'm an elf
Ze Frank
08-04-2006, 10:32 PM
I'm sick of repeating myself
I'm not some dumb dwarf I'm an elf
So give me some slack
"I'm sick of repeating myself.
I'm not some dumb dwarf I'm an elf!
So give me some slack,"
muttered Alberich the black.
Marcus Bales
08-05-2006, 09:39 AM
"I'm sick of repeating myself.
I'm not some dumb dwarf I'm an elf!
"So give me some slack,"
muttered Alberich the black,
"And boost me down off this high shelf."
Try Slippery Elm for the runs
Coffee
08-05-2006, 02:15 PM
Try Slippery Elm for the runs
It's highly regarded by nuns
Try Slippery Elm for the runs
It's highly regarded by nuns
five drops will you need
Marcus Bales
08-06-2006, 07:26 AM
Try Slippery Elm for the runs
It's highly regarded by nuns
five drops will you need
in a litre of mead
Ze Frank
08-06-2006, 04:18 PM
Try Slippery Elm for the runs
It's highly regarded by nuns
five drops will you need
in a litre of mead
So happy will be your sore buns
Marcus Bales
08-06-2006, 08:58 PM
A week ago, walking the dog,
Ze Frank
08-06-2006, 10:09 PM
A week ago, walking the dog,
I found a mysterious log
A week ago, walking the dog,
I found a mysterious log
It was utterly white
Hyakujo's Fox
08-06-2006, 10:37 PM
A week ago, walking the dog,
I found a mysterious log
It was utterly white
In the moon's silver light
Marcus Bales
08-07-2006, 11:33 AM
A week ago, walking the dog,
I found a mysterious log
It was utterly white
In the moon's silver light
So I posted a pic to my blog.
A week ago, walking the dog,
I found a mysterious log
It was utterly white
In the moon's silver light
So I posted a pic to my blog.
HAHAHAAAAA!
Sunnybunny
08-07-2006, 10:06 PM
Just a short hop 'cross the river
Just a short hop 'cross the river
They're serving fried onions with liver
Ze Frank
08-08-2006, 12:19 AM
Just a short hop 'cross the river
They're serving fried onions with liver
So, I picked up my date
She was two hours late
How can I ever forgive her
Hyakujo's Fox
08-10-2006, 11:14 PM
I was right at the back of the queue
I was right at the back of the queue
when I saw what was clearly a coup
Marcus Bales
08-14-2006, 06:41 PM
I was right at the back of the queue
when I saw what was clearly a coup
and who was the leader
with the nine milimeter
at the head of the president? You!
dinzdale
08-14-2006, 06:58 PM
Insane Mad Bastard Mcgee
funkytuba
08-14-2006, 06:59 PM
Insane Mad Bastard Mcgee
Hauled out his John Thomas to pee.
Insane Mad Bastard Mcgee
Hauled out his John Thomas to pee.
When he was through
Marcus Bales
08-14-2006, 09:16 PM
Insane Mad Bastard Mcgee
Hauled out his John Thomas to pee.
When he was through
He started to poo
Insane Mad Bastard Mcgee
Hauled out his John Thomas to pee.
When he was through
He started to poo
And all this right under that tree.
Hyakujo's Fox
08-14-2006, 10:32 PM
Now Mcgee was fond of a drink
Now Mcgee was fond of a drink
which covered up most of his stink
Hyakujo's Fox
08-15-2006, 04:54 AM
Now Mcgee was fond of a drink
which covered up most of his stink
but the booze took its toll
LeahDear
08-15-2006, 06:23 AM
Now Mcgee was fond of a drink
which covered up most of his stink
but the booze took its toll
which was really quite droll
12"razormix
08-15-2006, 08:27 AM
Now Mcgee was fond of a drink
which covered up most of his stink
but the booze took its toll
which was really quite droll
instead of float Mcgee did sink
Marcus Bales
08-15-2006, 11:56 AM
He sank in a bucket of booze
He sank in a bucket of booze
when he decided t'was time for a snooze
Marcus Bales
08-16-2006, 04:04 PM
He sank in a bucket of booze
when he decided t'was time for a snooze
Asleep he still drank
He sank in a bucket of booze
when he decided t'was time for a snooze
Asleep he still drank
progressively tanked
Marcus Bales
08-17-2006, 07:16 AM
He sank in a bucket of booze
when he decided t'was time for a snooze
Asleep he still drank
progressively tanked
And the film made the ten o'clock news.
The reporter was clearly outraged
12"razormix
08-18-2006, 07:46 AM
The reporter was clearly outraged
McGee's feat, he said, EVERYTHING STAGED!
Marcus Bales
08-18-2006, 09:35 AM
The reporter was clearly outraged
McGee's feat, he said, EVERYTHING STAGED!
Said McGee "Buy the beer
And we'll do it right here
In your studio, you and me, CAGED!
The cage was made of barbed wire
Marcus Bales
08-19-2006, 07:03 PM
The cage was made up of barbed wire
Surrounded by rivers of fire
The cage was made up of barbed wire
Surrounded by rivers of fire
The reporter now trembled
Hyakujo's Fox
08-20-2006, 10:55 PM
The cage was made up of barbed wire
Surrounded by rivers of fire
The reporter now trembled
As a wild crowd assembled
The cage was made up of barbed wire
Surrounded by rivers of fire
The reporter now trembled
As a wild crowd assembled
all bets were placed now on the liar
McGee now came at um full vim
12"razormix
08-21-2006, 08:13 AM
*lalalalaaaa advertising spaaaace lalaaaaa*
Marcus Bales
08-21-2006, 08:13 AM
McGee now came at um full vim
It looked like he had a fifth limb
McGee now came at um full vim
It looked like he had a fifth limb
he swung it up high
12"razormix
08-22-2006, 06:58 AM
McGee now came at um full vim
It looked like he had a fifth limb
he swung it up high
the world passed on by
McGee now came at um full vim
It looked like he had a fifth limb
he swung it up high
the world passed on by,
caber-tossin's no' for the prim!
The reporter now justly retired
Hyakujo's Fox
08-22-2006, 10:59 PM
The reporter now justly retired
but later that day it transpired
The reporter now justly retired
but later that day it transpired
to lessons unleared
Marcus Bales
08-25-2006, 09:19 AM
The reporter now justly retired
but later that day it transpired
to lessons unleared
the teaching is weird
trisherina
08-25-2006, 11:40 AM
The reporter now justly retired
but later that day it transpired
to lessons unleared
the teaching is weird
So everyone simply got fired.
Marcus Bales
08-25-2006, 03:45 PM
She said to me "Hey, what the hell!?"
She said to me "Hey, what the hell!?
Why don't you just learn how to spell?"
Coffee
08-25-2006, 07:24 PM
She said to me "Hey, what the hell!?
Why don't you just learn how to spell?"
"Skruw yu!" I said tersely
harrier
08-25-2006, 10:06 PM
She said to me "Hey, what the hell!?
Why don't you just learn how to spell?"
"Skruw yu!" I said tersely
"And I meen it kwite srsly!"
Marcus Bales
08-26-2006, 07:35 AM
She said to me "Hey, what the hell!?
Why don't you just learn how to spell?"
"Skruw yu!" I said tersely
"And I meen it kwite srsly!
Snc I lk ancnt Hbrw s wll."
trisherina
08-26-2006, 12:10 PM
She blew a pink bubble with gum
She blew a pink bubble with gum
Snapped her fingers, then started to hum
Hyakujo's Fox
08-27-2006, 11:02 PM
She blew a pink bubble with gum
Snapped her fingers, then started to hum
The Star Spangled Banner
trisherina
08-28-2006, 03:04 AM
She blew a pink bubble with gum
Snapped her fingers, then started to hum
The Star Spangled Banner,
The child of Blythe Danner
Marcus Bales
08-28-2006, 12:34 PM
She blew a pink bubble with gum
Snapped her fingers, then started to hum
The Star Spangled Banner,
The child of Blythe Danner
Who couldn't be bothered to
Marcus Bales
08-30-2006, 06:17 AM
Another expensive mistake
Another expensive mistake
you cannot afford to make
Marcus Bales
08-31-2006, 10:44 PM
Another expensive mistake
you cannot afford to make
involving my son
Another expensive mistake
you cannot afford to make
involving my son
who's quick with a gun
Marcus Bales
09-01-2006, 10:50 PM
Another expensive mistake
you cannot afford to make
involving my son
who's quick with a gun,
silver bullet, wood cross and sharp stake.
Into the forest prime evil
Marcus Bales
09-02-2006, 09:58 AM
Into the forest prime evil
Amanda took Steve; the qui vive'll
Stop me again
Especially when
If the qui vive won't do it, well, Steve'll.
trisherina
09-07-2006, 11:45 AM
Your heart beats its own special metre
catbelly
09-14-2006, 02:18 AM
Your heart beats its own special metre
Like mine, but oh so much sweeter
Marcus Bales
09-14-2006, 02:52 PM
Your heart beats its own special metre
Like mine, but oh so much sweeter
Your lungs bleat, like mine,
catbelly
09-14-2006, 07:40 PM
Your heart beats its own special metre
Like mine, but oh so much sweeter
Your lungs bleat, like mine,
I search for a sign
Marcus Bales
09-15-2006, 09:38 AM
Your heart beats its own special metre
Like mine, but oh so much sweeter
Your lungs bleat, like mine,
I search for a sign
As discreet as my own -- or discreeter.
Zatoichi
09-15-2006, 11:06 AM
"If only" starts many a tale
Marcus Bales
09-15-2006, 11:24 AM
"If only" starts many a tale
Of shopping from closeout to sale
LeahDear
09-15-2006, 11:43 AM
"If only" starts many a tale
Of shopping from closeout to sale
But I'm happiest when
I've got money, so then
I buy ALL items on the rail
Marcus Bales
09-15-2006, 03:06 PM
Hey, buddy, hand me the bong
Zatoichi
09-15-2006, 03:16 PM
Hey, buddy, hand me the bong
And tell me what Tommy did wrong
Hey, buddy, hand me the bong
And tell me what Tommy did wrong
I heard he was found
Marcus Bales
09-16-2006, 12:47 AM
Hey, buddy, hand me the bong
And tell me what Tommy did wrong
I heard he was found
With a dactyl around
Zatoichi
09-17-2006, 10:28 AM
Hey, buddy, hand me the bong
And tell me what Tommy did wrong
I heard he was found
With a dactyl around
And our thanks, that he sired Rae Dawn Chong
Zatoichi
09-17-2006, 02:50 PM
I awakened drenched in cold sweat
Marcus Bales
09-17-2006, 03:21 PM
I awakened still drenched in cold sweat
This nightmare's the worst of them yet
Zatoichi
09-17-2006, 09:44 PM
I awakened still drenched in cold sweat
This nightmare's the worst of them yet
A draught of the demon
Marcus Bales
09-19-2006, 10:47 AM
[QUOTE=Zatoichi]I awakened still drenched in cold sweat
This nightmare's the worst of them yet
A draught of the demon
A couple dead seamen
Zatoichi
09-20-2006, 09:51 AM
I awakened still drenched in cold sweat
This nightmare's the worst of them yet
A draught of the demon
A couple dead seamen
And me, a mer-woman's pet!
LeahDear
09-20-2006, 10:03 AM
My sister gets wed this weekend
My sister gets wed this weekend
In a lovely pink silk/chiffon blend
LeahDear
09-21-2006, 08:36 AM
My sister gets wed this weekend
In a lovely pink silk/chiffon blend
and the bridesmaids they wear
green leaves in their hair
Marcus Bales
09-21-2006, 11:08 AM
My sister gets wed this weekend
In a lovely pink silk/chiffon blend
and the bridesmaids they wear
green leaves in their hair
And the groomsmen don't have to attend.
LeahDear
09-21-2006, 11:57 AM
The trouble with working with kids
Zatoichi
09-21-2006, 12:10 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Arises from un-egoed ids
funkytuba
09-21-2006, 01:27 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Is you can't tape open their eyelids
LeahDear
09-21-2006, 01:56 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Is you can't tape open their eyelids
but staples work well
Marcus Bales
09-21-2006, 03:25 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Arises from un-egoed ids
Their little libidos
Zatoichi
09-21-2006, 03:35 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Arises from un-egoed ids
Their little libidos
Like hormone torpedoes
funkytuba
09-21-2006, 07:41 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Is you can't tape open their eyelids
but staples work well
and if they don't tell
Audreyvgs
09-21-2006, 09:05 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Is you can't tape open their eyelids
but staples work well
and if they don't tell
put some on their lips like I did.
Marcus Bales
09-21-2006, 10:27 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Arises from un-egoed ids
Their little libidos
Like hormone torpedoes
Demand what their mother forbids.
catbelly
09-22-2006, 01:45 AM
It's winter and I'm not prepared
Coffee
09-22-2006, 03:11 AM
It's winter and I'm not prepared
no wood has been chopped and i'm scared
Audreyvgs
09-22-2006, 09:14 AM
It's winter and I'm not prepared
no wood has been chopped and i'm scared
my nose it will freeze
LeahDear
09-22-2006, 10:21 AM
It's winter and I'm not prepared
no wood has been chopped and i'm scared
my nose it will freeze
which will then make me sneeze
and my sight will be badly impaired
Audreyvgs
09-22-2006, 10:26 AM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
LeahDear
09-22-2006, 10:32 AM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight
Marcus Bales
09-22-2006, 04:21 PM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight
I want to see red
Zatoichi
09-22-2006, 06:34 PM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight
I want to see red
But not that I've bled
Coffee
09-22-2006, 08:05 PM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight
I won't see the bear
Audreyvgs
09-22-2006, 10:58 PM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight
I won't see the bear
who came from back there
Coffee
09-23-2006, 01:09 AM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight
I won't see the bear
who came from back there
and ate out the pantry of Marmite
Jack Flanders
09-23-2006, 01:12 AM
^^^ Yuk!
Coffee
09-23-2006, 02:51 PM
"Yuk!" cried the Marmitic critic
Audreyvgs
09-24-2006, 12:53 AM
"Yuk!" cried the Marmitic critic
and with that came marmitic spitic
dddrum
09-24-2006, 02:25 AM
"Yuk!" cried the Marmitic critic
and with that came marmitic spitic
"This stuff tastes like yeast
Coffee
09-24-2006, 02:33 AM
"Yuk!" cried the Marmitic critic
and with that came marmitic spitic
"This stuff tastes like yeast
what got into that beast
zenbabe
09-24-2006, 03:24 AM
"Yuk!" cried the Marmitic critic
and with that came marmitic spitic
"This stuff tastes like yeast
what got into that beast
whatever it was was downright acidic!
Marcus Bales
09-24-2006, 09:23 AM
We covered the windows with boards
Zatoichi
09-25-2006, 07:24 PM
We covered the windows with boards
And tallied what's left of our hoard
Marcus Bales
09-26-2006, 11:40 AM
We covered the windows with boards
And tallied what's left of our hoard
A lightbulb, a key
Zatoichi
09-26-2006, 12:10 PM
We covered the windows with boards
And tallied what's left of our hoard
A lightbulb, a key
And something that we
Audreyvgs
09-26-2006, 03:17 PM
Frieds this is spam, dontcha think?
they'll be out of this space in a wink
She'll know they are here
and make it quite clear
Frieds this is spam, dontcha think?
they'll be out of this space in a wink
She'll know they are here
and make it quite clear
You can insult, but don't post a link.
Marcus Bales
09-27-2006, 12:04 PM
We covered the windows with boards
And tallied what's left of our hoard
A lightbulb, a key
And something that we
Suspect's an umbilical cord
Zatoichi
09-27-2006, 05:21 PM
There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Marcus Bales
09-27-2006, 06:39 PM
There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break
Hyakujo's Fox
09-27-2006, 09:59 PM
There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break
And his hours are long
There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break
And his hours are long
His legs are so strong
Audreyvgs
09-27-2006, 11:55 PM
There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break
And his hours are long
His legs are so strong
I hope he gets et by a snake
Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
catbelly
09-28-2006, 01:08 AM
Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked
Coffee
09-28-2006, 04:31 AM
Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked
some mad breathless glares
Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked
some mad breathless glares
and two lethal stares
Coffee
09-28-2006, 01:32 PM
Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked
some mad breathless glares
and two lethal stares
and one sincere wish that I choke
Marcus Bales
09-29-2006, 10:28 AM
My novel's not going that well
Zatoichi
09-29-2006, 11:40 AM
My novel's not going that well
My navel, upon which I dwell
Marcus Bales
09-30-2006, 07:25 PM
My novel's not going that well
My navel, upon which I dwell,
Has made me write drivel
joe11088
10-01-2006, 03:44 AM
My novel's not going that well
My navel, upon which I dwell,
Has made me write drivel;
My mind seems to shrivel.
lindsayevon
10-01-2006, 04:09 AM
My novel's not going that well
My navel, upon which I dwell,
Has made me write drivel;
My mind seems to shrivel.
This fetish is crazy as hell.
joe11088
10-01-2006, 04:39 AM
Why am I up so damn late?
Marcus Bales
10-01-2006, 09:53 AM
Why am I up so damn late
With all of this piled on my plate?
Zatoichi
10-01-2006, 04:00 PM
Why am I up so damn late
With all of this piled on my plate?
I should learn to say "no"
Marcus Bales
10-02-2006, 06:09 AM
Why am I up so damn late
With all of this piled on my plate?
I should learn to say "no"
Or to ask for more dough
Zatoichi
10-02-2006, 01:15 PM
Why am I up so damn late
With all of this piled on my plate?
I should learn to say "no"
Or to ask for more dough
Instead of just cursing my fate.
Zatoichi
10-02-2006, 01:16 PM
My mistress, my wife and her lover
Marcus Bales
10-02-2006, 01:58 PM
My mistress, my wife and her lover
Each more or less Catherine Deneuver
Audreyvgs
10-09-2006, 02:24 AM
My mistress, my wife and her lover
Each more or less Catherine Deneuver
all took to my bed
Hyakujo's Fox
10-09-2006, 03:03 AM
My mistress, my wife and her lover
Each more or less Catherine Deneuver
all took to my bed
where nightclothes were shed
Audreyvgs
10-09-2006, 09:05 AM
My mistress, my wife and her lover
Each more or less Catherine Deneuver
all took to my bed
where nightclothes were shed
and the next person in was noneother!
My hands got all clammy and cold
Hyakujo's Fox
10-11-2006, 09:43 AM
My hands got all clammy and cold
I reached out for your hand to hold
Audreyvgs
10-11-2006, 09:46 AM
My hands got all clammy and cold
I reached out for your hand to hold
it fell off your wrist
Hyakujo's Fox
10-11-2006, 10:19 AM
My hands got all clammy and cold
I reached out for your hand to hold
it fell off your wrist
as we strode through the mist
Coffee
10-11-2006, 01:55 PM
My hands got all clammy and cold
I reached out for your hand to hold
it fell off your wrist
as we strode through the mist
two lepers in love growing old
Please sign on the black dotted line
Coffee
10-11-2006, 05:38 PM
Please sign on the black dotted line
I assure you the contract is fine.
Please sign on the black dotted line
I assure you the contract is fine.
You'll still have your soul
Audreyvgs
10-12-2006, 07:45 AM
Please sign on the black dotted line
I assure you the contract is fine.
You'll still have your soul
when you're out of this hole
LeahDear
10-13-2006, 09:10 AM
Please sign on the black dotted line
I assure you the contract is fine.
You'll still have your soul
when you're out of this hole
but your house and your car will be mine
Please sign on the black dotted line
I assure you the contract is fine.
You'll still have your soul
when you're out of this hole
but your house and your car will be mine
:D
Hyakujo's Fox
10-13-2006, 11:49 PM
There once was an aardvark called Lance
trisherina
10-13-2006, 11:53 PM
There once was an aardvark called Lance
Who bumbled around in a trance
Audreyvgs
10-14-2006, 01:25 AM
There once was an aardvark called Lance
Who bumbled around in a trance
the cause of his stupor
There once was an aardvark called Lance
Who bumbled around in a trance
the cause of his stupor
was a drunken storm trooper
LeahDear
10-26-2006, 06:29 PM
There once was an aardvark called Lance
Who bumbled around in a trance
the cause of his stupor
was a drunken storm trooper
who'd hijacked a ferry from France
The door on its hinges was squeaking
LeahDear
10-26-2006, 07:29 PM
The door on its hinges was squeaking
which interrupted his speaking
The door on its hinges was squeaking
which interrupted his speaking
the tike tiptoed in
Marcus Bales
10-30-2006, 10:38 AM
The door on its hinges was squeaking
which interrupted his speaking
the tike tiptoed in
then backed out again
Audreyvgs
10-31-2006, 02:42 PM
The door on its hinges was squeaking
which interrupted his speaking
the tike tiptoed in
then backed out again
lil ones get nightmares from peeking
Hyakujo's Fox
11-01-2006, 11:51 AM
My secret is not one worth telling
Audreyvgs
11-02-2006, 02:21 AM
My secret is not one worth telling
but upon it, my mind has been dwelling
Marcus Bales
11-02-2006, 09:03 AM
My secret is not one worth telling
but upon it, my mind has been dwelling
So like it or not
LeahDear
11-02-2006, 10:51 AM
My secret is not one worth telling
but upon it, my mind has been dwelling
So like it or not
I'll tell you the lot
My secret is not one worth telling
but upon it, my mind has been dwelling
So like it or not
I'll tell you the lot
And I will NOT be checking my spelling
Marcus Bales
11-03-2006, 10:14 AM
It's cold out. I've turned on the heat.
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