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Hyakujo's Fox
07-17-2006, 02:28 AM
Ronnie told Jilly he loved her
As true as the stars shone above her

Anna
07-17-2006, 02:54 AM
Ronnie told Jilly he loved her,
As true as the stars shone above her.
But, there was just one thing,

trisherina
07-17-2006, 02:55 AM
Ronnie told Jilly he loved her,
As true as the stars shone above her.
But, there was one thing,
As he slipped on the ring

Penut
07-17-2006, 12:01 PM
Ronnie told Jilly he loved her,
As true as the stars shone above her.
But, there was one thing,
As he slipped on the ring
He'd have to ditch her as it came round to summer

Hyakujo's Fox
07-17-2006, 11:06 PM
Each year on the thirteenth of June

Ze Frank
07-17-2006, 11:25 PM
Each year on the thirteenth of June
Jack turns into a raging goon

Marcus Bales
07-18-2006, 09:39 AM
Each year on the thirteenth of June
Jack turns into a raging goon
Who can't scan poetry and whose lines are lame

ambo
07-18-2006, 01:44 PM
Each year on the thirteenth of June
Jack turns into a raging goon
Who can't scan poetry and whose lines are lame
Who needs some Prozac to become a bit more tame

Hyakujo's Fox
07-18-2006, 11:24 PM
Each year on the thirteenth of June
Jack turns into a raging goon
Who can't scan poetry and whose lines are lame
Who needs some Prozac to become a bit more tame
And we hope he feels better real soon

Sunnybunny
07-19-2006, 12:46 PM
The cigarette lit up the curtains

LeahDear
07-20-2006, 06:15 AM
The cigarette lit up the curtains
And the police were pretty much certain
'Twas an act of revenge
that you did to avenge
The affair that he'd had with Burton

Penut
07-20-2006, 09:20 AM
Leah is ever so greedy

LeahDear
07-20-2006, 11:11 AM
Leah is ever so greedy
And Penut is being a bit weedy
There's plenty of time
To write a good line
But to get in there first... be speedy

Marcus Bales
07-20-2006, 12:11 PM
The object is not to be fast

LeahDear
07-20-2006, 01:18 PM
The object is not to be fast
It's to make rhymes that are unsurpassed
But I had to retort
against Penut's report
Before more aspersions were cast

ambo
07-20-2006, 01:28 PM
Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah

LeahDear
07-20-2006, 02:06 PM
Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah

who.. me?

Ze Frank
07-20-2006, 07:32 PM
The monkeys went out on the town

ambo
07-20-2006, 08:51 PM
Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah
Picked her nose, than said "ta daaaaaaaaah"


The monkeys went out on the town
Then secretly met with The Clown

Marcus Bales
07-20-2006, 08:59 PM
[QUOTE=ambo]Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah
Picked her nostril and then said "ta daaaaaaaaah"
It was slimy and green


The monkeys went out on the town
Then secretly met with The Clown
Til the eloquent Mime

Sunnybunny
07-20-2006, 09:28 PM
The monkeys went out on the town
Then secretly met with The Clown
Til the eloquent Mime
With tequilla and lime

ambo
07-20-2006, 09:43 PM
Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah
Picked her nostril and then said "ta daaaaaaaaah"
It was slimy and green
Like a bad lima bean

Marcus Bales
07-20-2006, 11:12 PM
The monkeys went out on the town
Then secretly met with The Clown
Til the eloquent Mime
With tequilla and lime
Ensured all their sorrows will drown.

Hyakujo's Fox
07-20-2006, 11:19 PM
Big baby, big baby, waaaaaaaaah
Picked her nostril and then said "ta daaaaaaaaah"
It was slimy and green
Like a bad lima bean
And the crowd that had gathered went "aaaaaaaaaaah!"

ambo
07-20-2006, 11:32 PM
The pecans were spiced and enormous

Marcus Bales
07-21-2006, 08:21 AM
The pecans were spiced and enormous
Iced whiskey, first cool, would then warm us

LeahDear
07-21-2006, 12:46 PM
The pecans were spiced and enormous
Iced whiskey, first cool, would then warm us
Such a veritable feast

Marcus Bales
07-21-2006, 07:57 PM
The pecans were spiced and enormous
Iced whiskey, first cool, would then warm us --
Such a veritable feast!
We don't need a priest

Sunnybunny
07-22-2006, 01:43 AM
The pecans were spiced and enormous
Iced whiskey, first cool, would then warm us --
"Such a veritable feast!
We don't need a priest,"
Cried the boys and the girls in the chorus.

Sunnybunny
07-22-2006, 01:47 AM
Ahmed enjoyed some smoked salmon

Hyakujo's Fox
07-22-2006, 02:13 AM
Ahmed enjoyed some smoked salmon
And then a quince tart with some ham on

ambo
07-22-2006, 02:18 AM
Ahmed enjoyed some smoked salmon
And then a quince tart with some ham on
Some lovely baked brie

Sunnybunny
07-22-2006, 04:18 AM
Ahmed enjoyed some smoked salmon
And then a quince tart with some ham on
Some lovely baked brie
With nice spot of tea

LeahDear
07-22-2006, 08:13 AM
Ahmed enjoyed some smoked salmon
And then a quince tart with some ham on
Some lovely baked brie
With nice spot of tea
And finished with a thick slice of gammon

Marcus Bales
07-22-2006, 10:12 AM
As pure as the purist may be

Hyakujo's Fox
07-22-2006, 12:38 PM
As pure as the purist may be
He's not pure enough for me

ambo
07-22-2006, 01:41 PM
As pure as the purist may be
He's not pure enough for me
I'll snip and I'll trim

Sunnybunny
07-22-2006, 05:38 PM
As pure as the purist may be
He's not pure enough for me
I'll snip and I'll trim
Criticize on a whim

Coffee
07-22-2006, 05:41 PM
As pure as the purist may be
He's not pure enough for me
I'll snip and I'll trim
Criticize on a whim
and oft' on his poems I will pee.

Sunnybunny
07-22-2006, 07:23 PM
I once knew a quaint little mongoose

Marcus Bales
07-22-2006, 07:27 PM
I once knew a quaint little mongoose
In Paris who worked as a chanteuse

ambo
07-23-2006, 12:18 AM
I once knew a quaint little mongoose
In Paris who worked as a chanteuse
With a voice like a bell

Ze Frank
07-23-2006, 03:41 AM
I once knew a quaint little mongoose
In Paris who worked as a chanteuse
With a voice like a bell
And a temper from hell

Sunnybunny
07-23-2006, 06:54 AM
I once knew a quaint little mongoose
In Paris who worked as a chanteuse
With a voice like a bell
And a temper from hell
Till she quit and became quite the recluse

Sunnybunny
07-23-2006, 06:55 AM
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?

Marcus Bales
07-23-2006, 06:57 AM
I once knew a quaint little mongoose
In Paris who worked as a chanteuse
With a voice like a bell
And a temper from hell
From over-indulgence in bong use.

Hyakujo's Fox
07-23-2006, 10:10 PM
Oh yes it's a fine monday morning

Marcus Bales
07-23-2006, 11:40 PM
Oh yes it's a fine monday morning;
The family's at church, so I'm porning

Ze Frank
07-24-2006, 12:59 AM
Oh yes it's a fine monday morning;
The family's at church, so I'm porning
The church bells are ringing

Jack Flanders
07-24-2006, 01:05 AM
Oh yes it's a fine monday morning;
The family's at church, so I'm porning
The church bells are ringing

Sorry, Monday = Church?

Never mind. Sorry. Continue....

Marcus Bales
07-24-2006, 08:57 AM
Sorry, Monday = Church?

Never mind. Sorry. Continue....

Ours is a very religious family. And community. A gated community. To keep the likes of YOU out! And I hate smileys. If you can't tell I'm joking from context and tone and manner ... but wait. That's as bad as a smiley, isn't it.

Oh yes it's a fine monday morning;
The family's at church, so I'm porning
The church bells are ringing
And porn stars are flinging

Sunnybunny
07-24-2006, 02:58 PM
Oh yes it's a fine monday morning;
The family's at church, so I'm porning
The church bells are ringing
And porn stars are flinging
The keyboard I'll soon be adorning

Sunnybunny
07-24-2006, 02:59 PM
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?

Ze Frank
07-24-2006, 05:17 PM
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?
Why yes, twas a present from Leon

ambo
07-24-2006, 05:21 PM
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?
Why yes, twas a present from Leon
Got them also in green

Sunnybunny
07-24-2006, 07:40 PM
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?
Why yes, twas a present from Leon
Got them also in green
The cause quite a scene

Marcus Bales
07-24-2006, 09:24 PM
Are those socks, that you're sporting, pink neon?
Why yes, twas a present from Leon
Got them also in green
They cause quite a scene
Like the one with Antigone and Creon.

Hyakujo's Fox
07-24-2006, 11:18 PM
That say that in ancient society

Marcus Bales
07-24-2006, 11:42 PM
They say that in ancient society
Their playwrights showed no great variety

Sunnybunny
07-25-2006, 04:14 AM
They say that in ancient society
Their playwrights showed no great variety
The actors were droll
All played the same role

Marcus Bales
07-25-2006, 06:45 AM
They say that in ancient society
Their playwrights showed no great variety
The actors were droll
All played the same role
With lubricious and lewd impropriety.

Sunnybunny
07-29-2006, 06:44 AM
The dreams of a girl are compelling

LeahDear
07-29-2006, 06:50 AM
The dreams of a girl are compelling
When most of her thoughts are dwelling

Sunnybunny
07-30-2006, 11:11 PM
The dreams of a girl are compelling
When most of her thoughts are dwelling
On young virile boys
Playing with cheap plastic toys

Ze Frank
07-31-2006, 01:22 AM
The dreams of a girl are compelling
When most of her thoughts are dwelling
On young virile boys
Playing with cheap plastic toys
What happens next, there's no telling

Sunnybunny
07-31-2006, 10:56 PM
A kindly old man named Carver

Marcus Bales
08-01-2006, 08:33 AM
A kindly old fellow named Carver
Had dreamed of revisiting Java

Coffee
08-01-2006, 01:21 PM
A kindly old fellow named Carver
Had dreamed of revisiting Java
where heavenly coffee

Marcus Bales
08-01-2006, 11:17 PM
A kindly old fellow named Carver
Had dreamed of revisiting Java
where heavenly coffee,
And Frieda and Hoffie,

Sunnybunny
08-03-2006, 08:02 AM
A kindly old fellow named Carver
Had dreamed of revisiting Java
where heavenly coffee,
And Frieda and Hoffie,
Float together like ships in a harbor

Sunnybunny
08-03-2006, 11:18 PM
I'm sick of repeating myself

Hyakujo's Fox
08-04-2006, 02:46 AM
I'm sick of repeating myself
I'm not some dumb dwarf I'm an elf

Ze Frank
08-04-2006, 10:32 PM
I'm sick of repeating myself
I'm not some dumb dwarf I'm an elf
So give me some slack

Anna
08-05-2006, 01:12 AM
"I'm sick of repeating myself.
I'm not some dumb dwarf I'm an elf!
So give me some slack,"
muttered Alberich the black.

Marcus Bales
08-05-2006, 09:39 AM
"I'm sick of repeating myself.
I'm not some dumb dwarf I'm an elf!
"So give me some slack,"
muttered Alberich the black,
"And boost me down off this high shelf."

ambo
08-05-2006, 11:49 AM
Try Slippery Elm for the runs

Coffee
08-05-2006, 02:15 PM
Try Slippery Elm for the runs
It's highly regarded by nuns

Anna
08-06-2006, 04:37 AM
Try Slippery Elm for the runs
It's highly regarded by nuns
five drops will you need

Marcus Bales
08-06-2006, 07:26 AM
Try Slippery Elm for the runs
It's highly regarded by nuns
five drops will you need
in a litre of mead

Ze Frank
08-06-2006, 04:18 PM
Try Slippery Elm for the runs
It's highly regarded by nuns
five drops will you need
in a litre of mead
So happy will be your sore buns

Marcus Bales
08-06-2006, 08:58 PM
A week ago, walking the dog,

Ze Frank
08-06-2006, 10:09 PM
A week ago, walking the dog,
I found a mysterious log

ambo
08-06-2006, 10:10 PM
A week ago, walking the dog,
I found a mysterious log
It was utterly white

Hyakujo's Fox
08-06-2006, 10:37 PM
A week ago, walking the dog,
I found a mysterious log
It was utterly white
In the moon's silver light

Marcus Bales
08-07-2006, 11:33 AM
A week ago, walking the dog,
I found a mysterious log
It was utterly white
In the moon's silver light
So I posted a pic to my blog.

ambo
08-07-2006, 01:05 PM
A week ago, walking the dog,
I found a mysterious log
It was utterly white
In the moon's silver light
So I posted a pic to my blog.

HAHAHAAAAA!

Sunnybunny
08-07-2006, 10:06 PM
Just a short hop 'cross the river

ambo
08-07-2006, 11:27 PM
Just a short hop 'cross the river
They're serving fried onions with liver

Ze Frank
08-08-2006, 12:19 AM
Just a short hop 'cross the river
They're serving fried onions with liver
So, I picked up my date
She was two hours late
How can I ever forgive her

Hyakujo's Fox
08-10-2006, 11:14 PM
I was right at the back of the queue

Anna
08-11-2006, 12:25 AM
I was right at the back of the queue
when I saw what was clearly a coup

Marcus Bales
08-14-2006, 06:41 PM
I was right at the back of the queue
when I saw what was clearly a coup
and who was the leader
with the nine milimeter
at the head of the president? You!

dinzdale
08-14-2006, 06:58 PM
Insane Mad Bastard Mcgee

funkytuba
08-14-2006, 06:59 PM
Insane Mad Bastard Mcgee
Hauled out his John Thomas to pee.

Anna
08-14-2006, 08:42 PM
Insane Mad Bastard Mcgee
Hauled out his John Thomas to pee.
When he was through

Marcus Bales
08-14-2006, 09:16 PM
Insane Mad Bastard Mcgee
Hauled out his John Thomas to pee.
When he was through
He started to poo

ambo
08-14-2006, 10:21 PM
Insane Mad Bastard Mcgee
Hauled out his John Thomas to pee.
When he was through
He started to poo
And all this right under that tree.

Hyakujo's Fox
08-14-2006, 10:32 PM
Now Mcgee was fond of a drink

Anna
08-15-2006, 03:59 AM
Now Mcgee was fond of a drink
which covered up most of his stink

Hyakujo's Fox
08-15-2006, 04:54 AM
Now Mcgee was fond of a drink
which covered up most of his stink
but the booze took its toll

LeahDear
08-15-2006, 06:23 AM
Now Mcgee was fond of a drink
which covered up most of his stink
but the booze took its toll
which was really quite droll

12"razormix
08-15-2006, 08:27 AM
Now Mcgee was fond of a drink
which covered up most of his stink
but the booze took its toll
which was really quite droll
instead of float Mcgee did sink

Marcus Bales
08-15-2006, 11:56 AM
He sank in a bucket of booze

Anna
08-16-2006, 02:44 AM
He sank in a bucket of booze
when he decided t'was time for a snooze

Marcus Bales
08-16-2006, 04:04 PM
He sank in a bucket of booze
when he decided t'was time for a snooze
Asleep he still drank

Anna
08-17-2006, 04:23 AM
He sank in a bucket of booze
when he decided t'was time for a snooze
Asleep he still drank
progressively tanked

Marcus Bales
08-17-2006, 07:16 AM
He sank in a bucket of booze
when he decided t'was time for a snooze
Asleep he still drank
progressively tanked
And the film made the ten o'clock news.

Anna
08-18-2006, 02:20 AM
The reporter was clearly outraged

12"razormix
08-18-2006, 07:46 AM
The reporter was clearly outraged
McGee's feat, he said, EVERYTHING STAGED!

Marcus Bales
08-18-2006, 09:35 AM
The reporter was clearly outraged
McGee's feat, he said, EVERYTHING STAGED!
Said McGee "Buy the beer
And we'll do it right here
In your studio, you and me, CAGED!

Anna
08-19-2006, 06:17 AM
The cage was made of barbed wire

Marcus Bales
08-19-2006, 07:03 PM
The cage was made up of barbed wire
Surrounded by rivers of fire

Anna
08-20-2006, 08:30 PM
The cage was made up of barbed wire
Surrounded by rivers of fire
The reporter now trembled

Hyakujo's Fox
08-20-2006, 10:55 PM
The cage was made up of barbed wire
Surrounded by rivers of fire
The reporter now trembled
As a wild crowd assembled

Anna
08-20-2006, 11:46 PM
The cage was made up of barbed wire
Surrounded by rivers of fire
The reporter now trembled
As a wild crowd assembled
all bets were placed now on the liar

Anna
08-20-2006, 11:47 PM
McGee now came at um full vim

12"razormix
08-21-2006, 08:13 AM
*lalalalaaaa advertising spaaaace lalaaaaa*

Marcus Bales
08-21-2006, 08:13 AM
McGee now came at um full vim
It looked like he had a fifth limb

Anna
08-22-2006, 12:47 AM
McGee now came at um full vim
It looked like he had a fifth limb
he swung it up high

12"razormix
08-22-2006, 06:58 AM
McGee now came at um full vim
It looked like he had a fifth limb
he swung it up high
the world passed on by

zero
08-22-2006, 09:36 AM
McGee now came at um full vim
It looked like he had a fifth limb
he swung it up high
the world passed on by,
caber-tossin's no' for the prim!

Anna
08-22-2006, 10:51 PM
The reporter now justly retired

Hyakujo's Fox
08-22-2006, 10:59 PM
The reporter now justly retired
but later that day it transpired

Anna
08-22-2006, 11:08 PM
The reporter now justly retired
but later that day it transpired
to lessons unleared

Marcus Bales
08-25-2006, 09:19 AM
The reporter now justly retired
but later that day it transpired
to lessons unleared
the teaching is weird

trisherina
08-25-2006, 11:40 AM
The reporter now justly retired
but later that day it transpired
to lessons unleared
the teaching is weird
So everyone simply got fired.

Marcus Bales
08-25-2006, 03:45 PM
She said to me "Hey, what the hell!?"

ambo
08-25-2006, 05:27 PM
She said to me "Hey, what the hell!?
Why don't you just learn how to spell?"

Coffee
08-25-2006, 07:24 PM
She said to me "Hey, what the hell!?
Why don't you just learn how to spell?"
"Skruw yu!" I said tersely

harrier
08-25-2006, 10:06 PM
She said to me "Hey, what the hell!?
Why don't you just learn how to spell?"
"Skruw yu!" I said tersely
"And I meen it kwite srsly!"

Marcus Bales
08-26-2006, 07:35 AM
She said to me "Hey, what the hell!?
Why don't you just learn how to spell?"
"Skruw yu!" I said tersely
"And I meen it kwite srsly!
Snc I lk ancnt Hbrw s wll."

trisherina
08-26-2006, 12:10 PM
She blew a pink bubble with gum

ambo
08-26-2006, 12:54 PM
She blew a pink bubble with gum
Snapped her fingers, then started to hum

Hyakujo's Fox
08-27-2006, 11:02 PM
She blew a pink bubble with gum
Snapped her fingers, then started to hum
The Star Spangled Banner

trisherina
08-28-2006, 03:04 AM
She blew a pink bubble with gum
Snapped her fingers, then started to hum
The Star Spangled Banner,
The child of Blythe Danner

Marcus Bales
08-28-2006, 12:34 PM
She blew a pink bubble with gum
Snapped her fingers, then started to hum
The Star Spangled Banner,
The child of Blythe Danner
Who couldn't be bothered to

Marcus Bales
08-30-2006, 06:17 AM
Another expensive mistake

Anna
08-31-2006, 09:40 PM
Another expensive mistake
you cannot afford to make

Marcus Bales
08-31-2006, 10:44 PM
Another expensive mistake
you cannot afford to make
involving my son

Anna
09-01-2006, 01:06 PM
Another expensive mistake
you cannot afford to make
involving my son
who's quick with a gun

Marcus Bales
09-01-2006, 10:50 PM
Another expensive mistake
you cannot afford to make
involving my son
who's quick with a gun,
silver bullet, wood cross and sharp stake.

Anna
09-02-2006, 03:31 AM
Into the forest prime evil

Marcus Bales
09-02-2006, 09:58 AM
Into the forest prime evil
Amanda took Steve; the qui vive'll
Stop me again
Especially when
If the qui vive won't do it, well, Steve'll.

trisherina
09-07-2006, 11:45 AM
Your heart beats its own special metre

catbelly
09-14-2006, 02:18 AM
Your heart beats its own special metre
Like mine, but oh so much sweeter

Marcus Bales
09-14-2006, 02:52 PM
Your heart beats its own special metre
Like mine, but oh so much sweeter
Your lungs bleat, like mine,

catbelly
09-14-2006, 07:40 PM
Your heart beats its own special metre
Like mine, but oh so much sweeter
Your lungs bleat, like mine,
I search for a sign

Marcus Bales
09-15-2006, 09:38 AM
Your heart beats its own special metre
Like mine, but oh so much sweeter
Your lungs bleat, like mine,
I search for a sign
As discreet as my own -- or discreeter.

Zatoichi
09-15-2006, 11:06 AM
"If only" starts many a tale

Marcus Bales
09-15-2006, 11:24 AM
"If only" starts many a tale
Of shopping from closeout to sale

LeahDear
09-15-2006, 11:43 AM
"If only" starts many a tale
Of shopping from closeout to sale
But I'm happiest when
I've got money, so then
I buy ALL items on the rail

Marcus Bales
09-15-2006, 03:06 PM
Hey, buddy, hand me the bong

Zatoichi
09-15-2006, 03:16 PM
Hey, buddy, hand me the bong
And tell me what Tommy did wrong

ambo
09-15-2006, 08:12 PM
Hey, buddy, hand me the bong
And tell me what Tommy did wrong
I heard he was found

Marcus Bales
09-16-2006, 12:47 AM
Hey, buddy, hand me the bong
And tell me what Tommy did wrong
I heard he was found
With a dactyl around

Zatoichi
09-17-2006, 10:28 AM
Hey, buddy, hand me the bong
And tell me what Tommy did wrong
I heard he was found
With a dactyl around
And our thanks, that he sired Rae Dawn Chong

Zatoichi
09-17-2006, 02:50 PM
I awakened drenched in cold sweat

Marcus Bales
09-17-2006, 03:21 PM
I awakened still drenched in cold sweat
This nightmare's the worst of them yet

Zatoichi
09-17-2006, 09:44 PM
I awakened still drenched in cold sweat
This nightmare's the worst of them yet
A draught of the demon

Marcus Bales
09-19-2006, 10:47 AM
[QUOTE=Zatoichi]I awakened still drenched in cold sweat
This nightmare's the worst of them yet
A draught of the demon
A couple dead seamen

Zatoichi
09-20-2006, 09:51 AM
I awakened still drenched in cold sweat
This nightmare's the worst of them yet
A draught of the demon
A couple dead seamen
And me, a mer-woman's pet!

LeahDear
09-20-2006, 10:03 AM
My sister gets wed this weekend

ambo
09-20-2006, 11:33 PM
My sister gets wed this weekend
In a lovely pink silk/chiffon blend

LeahDear
09-21-2006, 08:36 AM
My sister gets wed this weekend
In a lovely pink silk/chiffon blend
and the bridesmaids they wear
green leaves in their hair

Marcus Bales
09-21-2006, 11:08 AM
My sister gets wed this weekend
In a lovely pink silk/chiffon blend
and the bridesmaids they wear
green leaves in their hair
And the groomsmen don't have to attend.

LeahDear
09-21-2006, 11:57 AM
The trouble with working with kids

Zatoichi
09-21-2006, 12:10 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Arises from un-egoed ids

funkytuba
09-21-2006, 01:27 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Is you can't tape open their eyelids

LeahDear
09-21-2006, 01:56 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Is you can't tape open their eyelids
but staples work well

Marcus Bales
09-21-2006, 03:25 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Arises from un-egoed ids
Their little libidos

Zatoichi
09-21-2006, 03:35 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Arises from un-egoed ids
Their little libidos
Like hormone torpedoes

funkytuba
09-21-2006, 07:41 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Is you can't tape open their eyelids
but staples work well
and if they don't tell

Audreyvgs
09-21-2006, 09:05 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Is you can't tape open their eyelids
but staples work well
and if they don't tell
put some on their lips like I did.

Marcus Bales
09-21-2006, 10:27 PM
The trouble with working with kids
Arises from un-egoed ids
Their little libidos
Like hormone torpedoes
Demand what their mother forbids.

catbelly
09-22-2006, 01:45 AM
It's winter and I'm not prepared

Coffee
09-22-2006, 03:11 AM
It's winter and I'm not prepared
no wood has been chopped and i'm scared

Audreyvgs
09-22-2006, 09:14 AM
It's winter and I'm not prepared
no wood has been chopped and i'm scared
my nose it will freeze

LeahDear
09-22-2006, 10:21 AM
It's winter and I'm not prepared
no wood has been chopped and i'm scared
my nose it will freeze
which will then make me sneeze
and my sight will be badly impaired

Audreyvgs
09-22-2006, 10:26 AM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite

LeahDear
09-22-2006, 10:32 AM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight

Marcus Bales
09-22-2006, 04:21 PM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight
I want to see red

Zatoichi
09-22-2006, 06:34 PM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight
I want to see red
But not that I've bled

Coffee
09-22-2006, 08:05 PM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight
I won't see the bear

Audreyvgs
09-22-2006, 10:58 PM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight
I won't see the bear
who came from back there

Coffee
09-23-2006, 01:09 AM
In time my poor eyeballs will frostbite
Oh curse to this visual blight
I won't see the bear
who came from back there
and ate out the pantry of Marmite

Jack Flanders
09-23-2006, 01:12 AM
^^^ Yuk!

Coffee
09-23-2006, 02:51 PM
"Yuk!" cried the Marmitic critic

Audreyvgs
09-24-2006, 12:53 AM
"Yuk!" cried the Marmitic critic
and with that came marmitic spitic

dddrum
09-24-2006, 02:25 AM
"Yuk!" cried the Marmitic critic
and with that came marmitic spitic
"This stuff tastes like yeast

Coffee
09-24-2006, 02:33 AM
"Yuk!" cried the Marmitic critic
and with that came marmitic spitic
"This stuff tastes like yeast
what got into that beast

zenbabe
09-24-2006, 03:24 AM
"Yuk!" cried the Marmitic critic
and with that came marmitic spitic
"This stuff tastes like yeast
what got into that beast
whatever it was was downright acidic!

Marcus Bales
09-24-2006, 09:23 AM
We covered the windows with boards

Zatoichi
09-25-2006, 07:24 PM
We covered the windows with boards
And tallied what's left of our hoard

Marcus Bales
09-26-2006, 11:40 AM
We covered the windows with boards
And tallied what's left of our hoard
A lightbulb, a key

Zatoichi
09-26-2006, 12:10 PM
We covered the windows with boards
And tallied what's left of our hoard
A lightbulb, a key
And something that we

Audreyvgs
09-26-2006, 03:17 PM
Frieds this is spam, dontcha think?
they'll be out of this space in a wink
She'll know they are here
and make it quite clear

ambo
09-26-2006, 04:42 PM
Frieds this is spam, dontcha think?
they'll be out of this space in a wink
She'll know they are here
and make it quite clear
You can insult, but don't post a link.

Marcus Bales
09-27-2006, 12:04 PM
We covered the windows with boards
And tallied what's left of our hoard
A lightbulb, a key
And something that we
Suspect's an umbilical cord

Zatoichi
09-27-2006, 05:21 PM
There's a cricket that keeps me awake

Marcus Bales
09-27-2006, 06:39 PM
There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break

Hyakujo's Fox
09-27-2006, 09:59 PM
There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break
And his hours are long

ambo
09-27-2006, 10:28 PM
There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break
And his hours are long
His legs are so strong

Audreyvgs
09-27-2006, 11:55 PM
There's a cricket that keeps me awake
Whose union is weak -- there's no break
And his hours are long
His legs are so strong
I hope he gets et by a snake

ambo
09-28-2006, 12:07 AM
Stepped out to the curb for a smoke

catbelly
09-28-2006, 01:08 AM
Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked

Coffee
09-28-2006, 04:31 AM
Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked
some mad breathless glares

ambo
09-28-2006, 01:14 PM
Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked
some mad breathless glares
and two lethal stares

Coffee
09-28-2006, 01:32 PM
Stepped out to the curb for a smoke
And was shocked to find I'd invoked
some mad breathless glares
and two lethal stares
and one sincere wish that I choke

Marcus Bales
09-29-2006, 10:28 AM
My novel's not going that well

Zatoichi
09-29-2006, 11:40 AM
My novel's not going that well
My navel, upon which I dwell

Marcus Bales
09-30-2006, 07:25 PM
My novel's not going that well
My navel, upon which I dwell,
Has made me write drivel

joe11088
10-01-2006, 03:44 AM
My novel's not going that well
My navel, upon which I dwell,
Has made me write drivel;
My mind seems to shrivel.

lindsayevon
10-01-2006, 04:09 AM
My novel's not going that well
My navel, upon which I dwell,
Has made me write drivel;
My mind seems to shrivel.
This fetish is crazy as hell.

joe11088
10-01-2006, 04:39 AM
Why am I up so damn late?

Marcus Bales
10-01-2006, 09:53 AM
Why am I up so damn late
With all of this piled on my plate?

Zatoichi
10-01-2006, 04:00 PM
Why am I up so damn late
With all of this piled on my plate?
I should learn to say "no"

Marcus Bales
10-02-2006, 06:09 AM
Why am I up so damn late
With all of this piled on my plate?
I should learn to say "no"
Or to ask for more dough

Zatoichi
10-02-2006, 01:15 PM
Why am I up so damn late
With all of this piled on my plate?
I should learn to say "no"
Or to ask for more dough
Instead of just cursing my fate.

Zatoichi
10-02-2006, 01:16 PM
My mistress, my wife and her lover

Marcus Bales
10-02-2006, 01:58 PM
My mistress, my wife and her lover
Each more or less Catherine Deneuver

Audreyvgs
10-09-2006, 02:24 AM
My mistress, my wife and her lover
Each more or less Catherine Deneuver
all took to my bed

Hyakujo's Fox
10-09-2006, 03:03 AM
My mistress, my wife and her lover
Each more or less Catherine Deneuver
all took to my bed
where nightclothes were shed

Audreyvgs
10-09-2006, 09:05 AM
My mistress, my wife and her lover
Each more or less Catherine Deneuver
all took to my bed
where nightclothes were shed
and the next person in was noneother!

ambo
10-09-2006, 06:06 PM
My hands got all clammy and cold

Hyakujo's Fox
10-11-2006, 09:43 AM
My hands got all clammy and cold
I reached out for your hand to hold

Audreyvgs
10-11-2006, 09:46 AM
My hands got all clammy and cold
I reached out for your hand to hold
it fell off your wrist

Hyakujo's Fox
10-11-2006, 10:19 AM
My hands got all clammy and cold
I reached out for your hand to hold
it fell off your wrist
as we strode through the mist

Coffee
10-11-2006, 01:55 PM
My hands got all clammy and cold
I reached out for your hand to hold
it fell off your wrist
as we strode through the mist
two lepers in love growing old

ambo
10-11-2006, 05:31 PM
Please sign on the black dotted line

Coffee
10-11-2006, 05:38 PM
Please sign on the black dotted line
I assure you the contract is fine.

ambo
10-11-2006, 05:42 PM
Please sign on the black dotted line
I assure you the contract is fine.
You'll still have your soul

Audreyvgs
10-12-2006, 07:45 AM
Please sign on the black dotted line
I assure you the contract is fine.
You'll still have your soul
when you're out of this hole

LeahDear
10-13-2006, 09:10 AM
Please sign on the black dotted line
I assure you the contract is fine.
You'll still have your soul
when you're out of this hole
but your house and your car will be mine

ambo
10-13-2006, 01:37 PM
Please sign on the black dotted line
I assure you the contract is fine.
You'll still have your soul
when you're out of this hole
but your house and your car will be mine
:D

Hyakujo's Fox
10-13-2006, 11:49 PM
There once was an aardvark called Lance

trisherina
10-13-2006, 11:53 PM
There once was an aardvark called Lance
Who bumbled around in a trance

Audreyvgs
10-14-2006, 01:25 AM
There once was an aardvark called Lance
Who bumbled around in a trance
the cause of his stupor

ambo
10-14-2006, 02:42 AM
There once was an aardvark called Lance
Who bumbled around in a trance
the cause of his stupor
was a drunken storm trooper

LeahDear
10-26-2006, 06:29 PM
There once was an aardvark called Lance
Who bumbled around in a trance
the cause of his stupor
was a drunken storm trooper
who'd hijacked a ferry from France

ambo
10-26-2006, 07:04 PM
The door on its hinges was squeaking

LeahDear
10-26-2006, 07:29 PM
The door on its hinges was squeaking
which interrupted his speaking

ambo
10-29-2006, 01:24 AM
The door on its hinges was squeaking
which interrupted his speaking
the tike tiptoed in

Marcus Bales
10-30-2006, 10:38 AM
The door on its hinges was squeaking
which interrupted his speaking
the tike tiptoed in
then backed out again

Audreyvgs
10-31-2006, 02:42 PM
The door on its hinges was squeaking
which interrupted his speaking
the tike tiptoed in
then backed out again
lil ones get nightmares from peeking

Hyakujo's Fox
11-01-2006, 11:51 AM
My secret is not one worth telling

Audreyvgs
11-02-2006, 02:21 AM
My secret is not one worth telling
but upon it, my mind has been dwelling

Marcus Bales
11-02-2006, 09:03 AM
My secret is not one worth telling
but upon it, my mind has been dwelling
So like it or not

LeahDear
11-02-2006, 10:51 AM
My secret is not one worth telling
but upon it, my mind has been dwelling
So like it or not
I'll tell you the lot

ambo
11-02-2006, 01:19 PM
My secret is not one worth telling
but upon it, my mind has been dwelling
So like it or not
I'll tell you the lot
And I will NOT be checking my spelling

Marcus Bales
11-03-2006, 10:14 AM
It's cold out. I've turned on the heat.