Limericks for the Purist (communal)

[lapietra]

1. The Magic 8-ball says "it is most certain"
2. That you're gonna keep on flirtin!
3. It's just too much fun

[masterofNone]

1. The Magic 8-ball says "it is most certain"
2. That you're gonna keep on flirtin!
3. It's just too much fun
4. Where's Professional Gun?

[moel]

1. The Magic 8-ball says "it is most certain"
2. That you're gonna keep on flirtin!
3. It's just too much fun
4. Where's Professional Gun?
5. He's off teaching someone about proper limerick format.

[Deviate]

LOL!

1. A secret surprise in a box

[moel]

1. A secret surprise in a box
2. And this surprise surely rocks

[noxxville]

1. A secret surprise in a box
2. And this surprise surely rocks
3. It's laced with sugar and spice

[lapietra]

1. A secret surprise in a box
2. And this surprise surely rocks
3. It's laced with sugar and spice
4. With a side of fried rice

[AllegroNg]

1. A secret surprise in a box
2. And this surprise surely rocks
3. It's laced with sugar and spice
4. With a side of fried rice
5. Someone sent me some plastic c***s!!!!

[Deviate]

1. A funky scent wafts through the air

[moel]

1. A funky scent wafts through the air
2. Well it wasnt me, i swear.

[AllegroNg]

1. A funky scent wafts through the air
2. Well it wasnt me, i swear.
3. He who has smelt it

[masterofNone]

1. A funky scent wafts through the air
2. Well it wasnt me, i swear.
3. He who has smelt it
4. most certainly dealt it.

[dinzdale]

1. A funky scent wafts through the air
2. Well it wasnt me, i swear.
3. He who has smelt it
4. most certainly dealt it.
5. 'Twas me, with the soiled underwear.

[Deviate]

1. I certainly thought it quite rude

[lapietra]

1. I certainly thought it quite rude
2. That the scoundrel did call me a prude

[Deviate]

1. I certainly thought it quite rude
2. That the scoundrel did call me a prude
3. I may sometimes seem fussy

[lapietra]

1. I certainly thought it quite rude
2. That the scoundrel did call me a prude
3. I may sometimes seem fussy
4. But I'm just not a hussy

[Deviate]

1. I certainly thought it quite rude
2. That the scoundrel did call me a prude
3. I may sometimes seem fussy
4. But I'm just not a hussy
5. Who like to take pics in the nude.

[lapietra]

1. I've drunk just a bit too much coffee

[AllegroNg]

1. I've drunk just a bit too much coffee
2. My pee is the color of toffee

[nycwriters]

1. I've drunk just a bit too much coffee
2. My pee is the color of toffee
3. I bounce off the ceiling

[moel]

1. I've drunk just a bit too much coffee
2. My pee is the color of toffee
3. I bounce off the ceiling
4. And i've got this strange feeling

[helenly]

1. I've drunk just a bit too much coffee
2. My pee is the color of toffee
3. I bounce off the ceiling
4. And i've got this strange feeling
5. But my latte's deliciously frothy

[lapietra]

1. I wonder why he disappears -

[zenbabe]

1. I wonder why he disappears -
2. But not before spitting in my ears-

[chuckie egg]

1. I wonder why he disappears -
2. But not before spitting in my ears-
3. He always does that -

[masterofNone]

1. I wonder why he disappears -
2. But not before spitting in my ears-
3. He always does that -
4. that miserable cat

[lapietra]

1. I wonder why he disappears -
2. But not before spitting in my ears-
3. He always does that -
4. that miserable cat
5. before he goes out for some beers

[Deviate]

1. My eyes were once very blue

[lapietra]

1. My eyes were once very blue
2. Before I met people like you

[masterofNone]

1. My eyes were once very blue
2. Before I met people like you
3. but now the've turned brown

[Deviate]

1. My eyes were once very blue
2. Before I met people like you
3. but now the've turned brown
4. a symptom, i’ve found,

[lapietra]

1. My eyes were once very blue
2. Before I met people like you
3. but now the've turned brown
4. a symptom, i’ve found,
5. of processing too much bull poo

[Deviate]

1. zefrank is a really swell guy

[lapietra]

1. zefrank is a really swell guy
2. like him more as each new day goes by

[Deviate]

1. zefrank is a really swell guy
2. like him more as each new day goes by
3. but he made this new game

[lapietra]

1. zefrank is a really swell guy
2. like him more as each new day goes by
3. but he made this new game
4. makes me feel really lame

[Deviate]

1. zefrank is a really swell guy
2. like him more as each new day goes by
3. but he made this new game
4. makes me feel really lame
5. 'cause his ghetto ship i cannot fly.

[lapietra]

1. The bills, they just keep coming in

[Deviate]

1. The bills, they just keep coming in
2. They're starting to get under my skin

[lapietra]

1. The bills, they just keep coming in
2. They're starting to get under my skin
3. I try to keep current

[Deviate]

1. The bills, they just keep coming in
2. They're starting to get under my skin
3. I try to keep current
4. But they're so damn abhorrant

[lapietra]

1. The bills, they just keep coming in
2. They're starting to get under my skin
3. I try to keep current
4. But they're so damn abhorrant
5. I just toss them away in the trash bin.

[Deviate]

1. my nose is making me sneeze

[lapietra]

1. my nose is making me sneeze
2. and drip and sputter and wheeze

[Deviate]

1. my nose is making me sneeze
2. and drip and sputter and wheeze
3. it's been twitching all day

[lapietra]

1. my nose is making me sneeze
2. and drip and sputter and wheeze
3. it's been twitching all day
4. keeping people at bay

[Deviate]

1. my nose is making me sneeze
2. and drip and sputter and wheeze
3. it's been twitching all day
4. keeping people at bay
5. must be allergic to monkeys

[moel]

1. When its time to say goodbye

[Deviate]

1. When its time to say goodbye
3. I throw myself on the ground and cry

[lapietra]

1. When its time to say goodbye
2. I throw myself on the ground and cry
3. Then, when you're gone

[nycwriters]

1. When its time to say goodbye
2. I throw myself on the ground and cry
3. Then, when you're gone
4. I break out in song

[Deviate]

1. When its time to say goodbye
2. I throw myself on the ground and cry
3. Then, when you're gone
4. I break out in song
5. And pop open a bottle of rye

[lapietra]

1. I think I'll make Irish beef stew

[masterofNone]

1. I think I'll make Irish beef stew
3. That, I think, is a good thing to do

[Deviate]

1. I think I'll make Irish beef stew
3. That, I think, is a good thing to do
3. i haven't eaten all day

[lapietra]

1. I think I'll make Irish beef stew
2. That, I think, is a good thing to do
3. i haven't eaten all day
4. so it's safe to say

[AllegroNg]

1. I think I'll make Irish beef stew
2. That, I think, is a good thing to do
3. i haven't eaten all day
4. so it's safe to say
5. I'll need my caldron for this brew

[lapietra]

1. Should I make breakfast or eat at Denny's?

[masterofNone]

1. Should I make breakfast or eat at Denny's?
2. I really should be counting my pennies

[AllegroNg]

1. Should I make breakfast or eat at Denny's?
2. I really should be counting my pennies
3. GO GET THE STUFFED FRENCH TOAST!!

[lapietra]

1. Should I make breakfast or eat at Denny's?
2. I really should be counting my pennies
3. GO GET THE STUFFED FRENCH TOAST!!
4. It's what I want the most!!

[Deviate]

1. Should I make breakfast or eat at Denny's?
2. I really should be counting my pennies
3. GO GET THE STUFFED FRENCH TOAST!!
4. It's what I want the most!!
5. Let's go! I'll put on my tennies.

[nycwriters]

1. Today they banned smoking in New York

[Deviate]

1. Today they banned smoking in New York
2. But they still allow you to smoke pork

[moel]

1. Today they banned smoking in New York
2. But they still allow you to smoke pork
3. And when pigs finally fly

[Deviate]

1. Today they banned smoking in New York
2. But they still allow you to smoke pork
3. And when pigs finally fly
4. You might find that I

[moel]

1. Today they banned smoking in New York
2. But they still allow you to smoke pork
3. And when pigs finally fly
4. You might find that I
5. Be running and jumping with a fork.

[lapietra]

1. It's okay that that didn't make sense

[moel]

1. It's okay that that didn't make sense
2. The meaning was else then immense

[lapietra]

1. It's okay that that didn't make sense
2. The meaning was else then immense
3. There's plenty of stuff

[Deviate]

1. It's okay that that didn't make sense
2. The meaning was else then immense
3. There's plenty of stuff
4. That's not up to snuff

[masterofNone]

1. It's okay that that didn't make sense
2. The meaning was else then immense
3. There's plenty of stuff
4. That's not up to snuf
5. You need to relax, You're so tense!

[lapietra]

1. C'mere & give me a smooch.

[zenbabe]

1. C'mere & give me a smooch.
2. Don't linger cause im not a pooch

[lapietra]

1. C'mere & give me a smooch.
2. Don't linger cause im not a pooch
3. Unless you've got pudding

[noxxville]

1. C'mere & give me a smooch.
2. Don't linger cause im not a pooch
3. Unless you've got pudding
4. Then you'd better watch your footing

[masterofNone]

1. C'mere & give me a smooch.
2. Don't linger cause im not a pooch
3. Unless you've got pudding
4. Then you'd better watch your footing
5. and pour me s'more of that hooch

[lapietra]

1. I like to drink clear blue stuff

[masterofNone]

1. I like to drink clear blue stuff
3. and then give my onament a buff

[AllegroNg]

1. I like to drink clear blue stuff
3. and then give my onament a buff
B. this stuff cleans windows

[lapietra]

1. I like to drink clear blue stuff
3. and then give my onament a buff
B. this stuff cleans windows
*. makes the hair fall outta my nose

[nycwriters]

1. I like to drink clear blue stuff
3. and then give my onament a buff
B. this stuff cleans windows
*. makes the hair fall outta my nose
@. And then makes my morning's real rough

[lapietra]

1. I'm typing as fast as I can

[noxxville]

1. I'm typing as fast as I can
2. Typing about that dirty little man

[nycwriters]

1. I'm typing as fast as I can
2. Typing about that dirty little man
3. He sits in the corner

[masterofNone]

1. I'm typing as fast as I can
2. Typing about that dirty little man
3. He sits in the corner
4. like a depraved Jack Horner

[Deviate]

1. I'm typing as fast as I can
2. Typing about that dirty little man
3. He sits in the corner
4. like a depraved Jack Horner
5. With his little man in hand

[lapietra]

1. My hair takes forever to dry

[noxxville]

1. My hair takes forever to dry
2. It gives me time to get high

[AllegroNg]

1. My hair takes forever to dry
2. It gives me time to get high
3. Is that.. hair gel?

[masterofNone]

1. My hair takes forever to dry
2. It gives me time to get high
3. Is that.. hair gel?
4. here, give it a smell.

[lapietra]

1. My hair takes forever to dry
2. It gives me time to get high
3. Is that.. hair gel?
4. here, give it a smell.
5. I like to call it "Eau d'Pie".

[Deviate]

1. I'm in love with this here lychee nut

[lapietra]

1. I'm in love with this here lychee nut
2. but I'd better keep my mouth shut

[trisherina]

1. I'm in love with this here lychee nut
2. but I'd better keep my mouth shut
3.'cause while lychee is peachy,

[lapietra]

1. I'm in love with this here lychee nut
2. but I'd better keep my mouth shut
3.'cause while lychee is peachy,
4. some people get preachy

[dinzdale]

1. I'm in love with this here lychee nut
2. but I'd better keep my mouth shut
3.'cause while lychee is peachy,
4. some people get preachy
5. and condemn my lychee as a slut

[lapietra]

1. Her shoes were six inches high

[nycwriters]

1. Her shoes were six inches high
2. Her hair was all bleached out and dyed

[dinzdale]

1. Her shoes were six inches high
2. Her hair was all bleached out and dyed
3. Her corset was tight

[lapietra]

1. Her shoes were six inches high
2. Her hair was all bleached out and dyed
3. Her corset was tight
4. Her face was a fright

[nycwriters]

1. Her shoes were six inches high
2. Her hair was all bleached out and dyed
3. Her corset was tight
4. Her face was a fright
5. And she charged Dinz a couple of fives.

[lapietra]

1. 'Tis Friday, and I'm wearing pants.

[nycwriters]

1. 'Tis Friday, and I'm wearing pants.
2. It makes me do my happy dance

[zenbabe]

1. 'Tis Friday, and I'm wearing pants.
2. It makes me do my happy dance
3. First I will pour me a drink

[lapietra]

1. 'Tis Friday, and I'm wearing pants.
2. It makes me do my happy dance
3. First I will pour me a drink
4. Give this cutie a wink

[moel]

1. 'Tis Friday, and I'm wearing pants.
2. It makes me do my happy dance
3. First I will pour me a drink
4. Give this cutie a wink
5. And get down for some true romance

[noxxville]

1. My BAC* is beyond belief


* BAC = Blood Alcohol Concentration

[lapietra]

1. My BAC* is beyond belief
2. In the end it will cause me much grief

[nycwriters]

1. My BAC* is beyond belief
2. In the end it will cause me much grief
3. One martini, three then four

[lapietra]

1. My BAC* is beyond belief
2. In the end it will cause me much grief
3. One martini, three then four
4. How'd i get in the door?

[AllegroNg]

1. My BAC* is beyond belief
2. In the end it will cause me much grief
3. One martini, three then four
4. How'd i get in the door?
5. To vomit would give such relief!

[moel]

1. There's a wocket in my pocket

[lapietra]

1. There's a wocket in my pocket
2. And it's aimed at someone's locket

[nycwriters]

1. There's a wocket in my pocket
2. And it's aimed at someone's locket
3. You may think

[lapietra]

1. There's a wocket in my pocket
2. And it's aimed at someone's locket
3. You may think
4. Too much drink

[nycwriters]

1. There's a wocket in my pocket
2. And it's aimed at someone's locket
3. You may think
4. Too much drink
5. When it's really finger in socket

[moel]

1. Man, that hamster can rock!

[nycwriters]

1. Man, that hamster can rock!
2. He's the furriest guy on the block

[lapietra]

1. Man, that hamster can rock!
2. He's the furriest guy on the block
3. All the chick rodents swoon

[Deviate]

1. Man, that hamster can rock!
2. He's the furriest guy on the block
3. All the chick rodents swoon
4. When he picks up his bassoon

[dinzdale]

1. Man, that hamster can rock!
2. He's the furriest guy on the block
3. All the chick rodents swoon
4. When he picks up his bassoon
5. And plays them a tune with his cock.

[lapietra]

1. Good grief! the convo's getting blue

[moel]

1. Good grief! the convo's getting blue
2. Is that what good convo's do?

[lapietra]

1. Good grief! the convo's getting blue
2. Is that what good convo's do?
3. Depends on your mood

[laughingbuddha]

1. Good grief! the convo's getting blue
2. Is that what good convo's do?
3. Depends on your mood
4. Actually on the food

[AllegroNg]

1. Good grief! the convo's getting blue
2. Is that what good convo's do?
3. Depends on your mood
4. Actually on the food
5. Jiggling butts entertain, too!

[dinzdale]

1. I never did get that PM

[AllegroNg]

1. I never did get that PM
2. You really want a picture of them?

[dinzdale]

1. I never did get that PM
2. You really want a picture of them?
3. I think they'd look neat

[AllegroNg]

1. I never did get that PM
2. You really want a picture of them?
3. I think they'd look neat
4. It's you they'll soon meet

[dinzdale]

1. I never did get that PM
2. You really want a picture of them?
3. I think they'd look neat
4. It's you they'll soon meet
5. I'll treat them as my bestest friends

[AllegroNg]

Get it right, Dinz!

1. I never did get that PM
2. You really want a picture of them?
3. I think they'd look neat
4. It's you they'll soon meet
5. I'll treat them as my breastest friends

[dinzdale]

*blush*

1. The tone of this place is quite shocking

[Deviate]

1. The tone of this place is quite shocking
2. And everyone seems to be mocking

[masterofNone]

1. The tone of this place is quite shocking
2. And everyone seems to be mocking
3. they're crass and they're rude.

[moel]

1. The tone of this place is quite shocking
2. And everyone seems to be mocking
3. they're crass and they're rude.
4. A perpetual feud

[AllegroNg]

1. The tone of this place is quite shocking
2. And everyone seems to be mocking
3. they're crass and they're rude.
4. A perpetual feud
5. But the boobs should get them flocking

[lapietra]

1. Each person's a combo of qualities

[1kookykat]

1. Each person's a combo of qualities
2. Resembling promiscuous wallabies

[lapietra]

1. Each person's a combo of qualities
2. Resembling promiscuous wallabies
3. With velvety paws

[Frieda]

1. Each person's a combo of qualities
2. Resembling promiscuous wallabies
3. With velvety paws
4. And red painted claws

[masterofNone]

1. Each person's a combo of qualities
2. Resembling promiscuous wallabies
3. With velvety paws
4. And red painted claws
5. They put all the heathens from Gaul at ease

[nycwriters]

1. The road we must travel is long

[Deviate]

1. The road we must travel is long
2. So you gotta take care of your schlong

[dinzdale]

1. The road we must travel is long
2. So you gotta take care of your schlong
3. Wash it and scrub it

[Deviate]

1. The road we must travel is long
2. So you gotta take care of your schlong
3. Wash it and scrub it
4. And lovingly rub it

[dinzdale]

1. The road we must travel is long
2. So you gotta take care of your schlong
3. Wash it and scrub it
4. And lovingly rub it
5. And keep it so snug in your thong

[lapietra]

1. Why are some men obesessed with their penises?

[ambo]

1. Why are some men obesessed with their penises?
2. From robbers to bakers to geniuses

[masterofNone]

1. Why are some men obesessed with their penises?
2. From robbers to bakers to geniuses
3. A 7 inch curse

[dinzdale]

1. Why are some men obesessed with their penises?
2. From robbers to bakers to geniuses
3. A 7 inch curse
4. Ha! Too small for this verse

[nycwriters]

1. Why are some men obesessed with their penises?
2. From robbers to bakers to geniuses
3. A 7 inch curse
4. Ha! Too small for this verse
5. And they lie to make up for their weaknesses

[lapietra]

1. No, no, no - I'm not listening!!!

[nycwriters]

1. No, no, no - I'm not listening!!!
2. Why fight when we could be kissing?

[lapietra]

1. No, no, no - I'm not listening!!!
2. Why fight when we could be kissing?
3. And cuddling, and spooning

[nycwriters]

1. No, no, no - I'm not listening!!!
2. Why fight when we could be kissing?
3. And cuddling, and spooning
4. Lord help me, I'm swooning

[lapietra]

1. No, no, no - I'm not listening!!!
2. Why fight when we could be kissing?
3. And cuddling, and spooning
4. Lord help me, I'm swooning
5. Take me now before I start hissing!!!

[ambo]

1. A cow, a duck, and a chicken

[moel]

1. A cow, a duck, and a chicken
2. Were all quite suddenly stricken

[zenbabe]

1. A cow, a duck, and a chicken
2. Were all quite suddenly stricken
3.With mad cow disease

[nycwriters]

1. A cow, a duck, and a chicken
2. Were all quite suddenly stricken
3.With mad cow disease
4. and a bad case of fleas

[lapietra]

1. A cow, a duck, and a chicken
2. Were all quite suddenly stricken
3.With mad cow disease
4. and a bad case of fleas
5. But were cured by some fine banjo-pickin'.

[ambo]

1. We're all hoping Peg gets some sleep

[nycwriters]

1. We're all hoping Peg gets some sleep
2. Perhaps I should start counting sheep

[ambo]

1. We're all hoping Peg gets some sleep
2. Perhaps I should start counting sheep
3. They're fluffy and white

[masterofNone]

1. We're all hoping Peg gets some sleep
2. Perhaps I should start counting sheep
3. They're fluffy and white
4. what a comforting sight

[nycwriters]

1. We're all hoping Peg gets some sleep
2. Perhaps I should start counting sheep
3. They're fluffy and white
4. what a comforting sight
5. And to dawn my sweet slumber will creep

[ambo]

1. Oh lim'ricks, sweet folly of life

[lapietra]

1. Oh lim'ricks, sweet folly of life
2. Within them you find joy and strife

[AllegroNg]

1. Oh lim'ricks, sweet folly of life
2. Within them you find joy and strife
3. On this page filled with oranges

[nycwriters]

1. Oh lim'ricks, sweet folly of life
2. Within them you find joy and strife
3. On this page filled with oranges
4. Are words that are gorgeous

[ambo]

1. Oh lim'ricks, sweet folly of life
2. Within them you find joy and strife
3. On this page filled with oranges
4. Are words that are gorgeous
5. Now where are my drum and my fife ?

[lapietra]

1. My mechanic is just the best

[AllegroNg]

1. My mechanic is just the best
2. And she didn't stare at my chest!

[moel]

1. My mechanic is just the best
2. And she didn't stare at my chest!
3. Her lube jobs are quick

[ambo]

1. My mechanic is just the best
2. And she didn't stare at my chest!
3. Her lube jobs are quick
4. And she rotates so quick! (tires, you sickos)

[AllegroNg]

1. My mechanic is just the best
2. And she didn't stare at my chest!
3. Her lube jobs are quick
4. And she rotates so quick! (tires, you sickos)
5. With wrenches she is the breast.

[nycwriters]

1. He's a man of incredible luck

[ambo]

1. He's a man of incredible luck
2. Always finding the right jewel to pluck

[nycwriters]

1. He's a man of incredible luck
2. Always finding the right jewel to pluck
3. He scours all the bars

[ambo]

1. He's a man of incredible luck
2. Always finding the right jewel to pluck
3. He scours all the bars
4. Shows the ladies his scars

[nycwriters]

1. He's a man of incredible luck
2. Always finding the right jewel to pluck
3. He scours all the bars
4. Shows the ladies his scars
5. And asks if they'd like a quick meal

[ambo]

HA HAAAAAAAAAAA !

[dinzdale]

1. HA HAAAAAAAAAAA !
2. HE HEE HEE HEE HEHE HEEEE

[nycwriters]

1. HA HAAAAAAAAAAA !
2. HE HEE HEE HEE HEHE HEEEE
3. Fo-yo-dee-doe-doe

[AllegroNg]

1. HA HAAAAAAAAAAA !
2. HE HEE HEE HEE HEHE HEEEE
3. Fo-yo-dee-doe-doe
4. Tee hee ho ho ho

[nycwriters]

1. HA HAAAAAAAAAAA !
2. HE HEE HEE HEE HEHE HEEEE
3. Fo-yo-dee-doe-doe
4. Tee hee ho ho ho
5. Fa La, La, La, La, la Laaaaaaaaaa!

[ambo]

1. You guys are really exceptional !

[nycwriters]

1. You guys are really exceptional !
2. To make things contextual

[zenbabe]

1. You guys are really exceptional !
2. To make things contextual
3. With our silly word games

[nycwriters]

1. You guys are really exceptional !
2. To make things contextual
3. With our silly word games
4. You're all completely insane

[masterofNone]

1. You guys are really exceptional !
2. To make things contextual
3. With our silly word games
4. You're all completely insane
5. I wonder, are you heterosexual?

[nycwriters]

1. Who cares if you're gay, straight or plaid?

[Cicatrice]

1. Who cares if you're gay, straight or plaid?
2. More important is "Are you a cad?"

[nycwriters]

1. Who cares if you're gay, straight or plaid?
2. More important is "Are you a cad?"
3. Do you think with your heart?

[AllegroNg]

1. Who cares if you're gay, straight or plaid?
2. More important is "Are you a cad?"
3. Do you think with your heart?
4. Did you enjoy your Pop Tart?

[zenbabe]

1. Who cares if you're gay, straight or plaid?
2. More important is "Are you a cad?"
3. Do you think with your heart?
4. Did you enjoy your Pop Tart?
5. Whatever you are, you are Rad!

[nycwriters]

1. Don't fvck with Zen when she's doing laundry

[zenbabe]

1. Don't fvck with Zen when she's doing laundry
2. Or it's likely to get you into a bit of a quandry

[ambo]

1. Don't fvck with Zen when she's doing laundry
2. Or it's likely to get you into a bit of a quandry
3. She'll throw undies at you

[Cicatrice]

1. Don't fvck with Zen when she's doing laundry
2. Or it's likely to get you into a bit of a quandry
3. She'll throw undies at you
4. Or even a soft shoe

[nycwriters]

1. Don't fvck with Zen when she's doing laundry
2. Or it's likely to get you into a bit of a quandry
3. She'll throw undies at you
4. Or even a soft shoe
5. Or do things that are even more tawdry

[Cicatrice]

1. Black cats are often too quiet

[AllegroNg]

1. Black cats are often too quiet
2. It's fun to meow, they should try it!

[ambo]

1. Black cats are often too quiet
2. It's fun to meow, they should try it!
3. White cats never stop

[Cicatrice]

1. Black cats are often too quiet
2. It's fun to meow, they should try it!
3. White cats never stop
4. 'Cuz they're trying to top

[nycwriters]

1. Black cats are often too quiet
2. It's fun to meow, they should try it!
3. White cats never stop
4. 'Cuz they're trying to top
5. The tabbies who've cornered the market

[moel]

1. Please, may I have this last dance?

[ambo]

1. Please, may I have this last dance?
2. I'd cut off my toe for the chance

[nycwriters]

1. Please, may I have this last dance?
2. I'd cut off my toe for the chance
3. You can dip me and then

[moel]

1. Please, may I have this last dance?
2. I'd cut off my toe for the chance
3. You can dip me and then
4. Kiss me again

[ambo]

1. Please, may I have this last dance?
2. I'd cut off my toe for the chance
3. You can dip me and then
4. Kiss me again
5. Just stop feeling 'round in my pants ?

*okay, Moel ?*

[noxxville]

1. What to do with all this squid

[Cicatrice]

1. What to do with all this squid
2. The boxed ones keep eating their lid

[AllegroNg]

1. What to do with all this squid
2. The boxed ones keep eating their lid
3. Let's tickle their tenticles

[moel]

1. What to do with all this squid
2. The boxed ones keep eating their lid
3. Let's tickle their tenticles
4. And tempt them with ten pickles

[dinzdale]

1. What to do with all this squid
2. The boxed ones keep eating their lid
3. Let's tickle their tenticles
4. And tempt them with ten pickles
5. They're yours if you give me 10 quid.

[nycwriters]

1. The freedom to do what I want

[ambo]

1. The freedom to do what I want
2. Leads me searching for just the right font

[Cicatrice]

1. The freedom to do what I want
2. Leads me searching for just the right font
3. When I find it I dance

[Zippy]

1. The freedom to do what I want
2. Leads me searching for just the right font
3. When I find it I dance
4. 'Till I fall in a trance

[masterofNone]

1. The freedom to do what I want
2. Leads me searching for just the right font
3. When I find it I dance
4. 'Till I fall in a trance
5. and stare into space till I'm gaunt

[Cicatrice]

1. A maiden of many a malady

[ambo]

1. A maiden of many a malady
2. Could not come to grips with reality

[Cicatrice]

1. A maiden of many a malady
2. Could not come to grips with reality
3. Her twisted head struggled

[ambo]

1. A maiden of many a malady
2. Could not come to grips with reality
3. Her twisted head struggled
4. With drugs she had smuggled

[Cicatrice]

1. A maiden of many a malady
2. Could not come to grips with reality
3. Her twisted head struggled
4. With drugs she had smuggled
5. And barbers made she of banality

[ambo]

1. So sue me you bastards, I'm ready

[nycwriters]

1. So sue me you bastards, I'm ready
2. Although my legs aren't too steady

[moel]

1. So sue me you bastards, I'm ready
2. Although my legs aren't too steady
3. You can't prove it was me

[nycwriters]

1. So sue me you bastards, I'm ready
2. Although my legs aren't too steady
3. You can't prove it was me
4. I got away with it, see?

[trisherina]

1. So sue me you bastards, I'm ready
2. Although my legs aren't too steady
3. You can't prove it was me
4. Who set all the rats free

[masterofNone]

1. So sue me you bastards, I'm ready
2. Although my legs aren't too steady
3. You can't prove it was me
4. Who set all the rats free
3. and let them eat the head of nurse Betty

[nycwriters]

1. I'm always exhausted on Sundays

[moel]

1. I'm always exhausted on Sundays
2. So I need to take off my Mondays

[nycwriters]

1. I'm always exhausted on Sundays
2. So I need to take off my Mondays
3. Drag my ass outta bed

[moel]

1. I'm always exhausted on Sundays
2. So I need to take off my Mondays
3. Drag my ass outta bed
4. Or sleep some more instead

[Cicatrice]

1. I'm always exhausted on Sundays
2. So I need to take off my Mondays
3. Drag my ass outta bed
4. Or sleep some more instead
5. But stop living life in the "Some day"s

[moel]

1. It's not that I think you're insane

[trisherina]

1. It's not that I think you're insane
2. And I don't wish to seem too profane,

[ambo]

1. It's not that I think you're insane
2. And I don't wish to seem too profane,
3. but you're just a tad loopy

[moel]

1. It's not that I think you're insane
2. And I don't wish to seem too profane,
3. but you're just a tad loopy
4. You act like you're Snoopy

[ambo]

1. It's not that I think you're insane
2. And I don't wish to seem too profane,
3. but you're just a tad loopy
4. You act like you're Snoopy
5. and that's all that I'm gonna explain

[moel]

1. Sometimes I miss ProGun

[masterofNone]

1. Sometimes I miss ProGun
3. I've been thinking alot about static and how it reflects the essential differences between randomness and chaos.

[moel]

1. Sometimes I miss ProGun
3. I've been thinking alot about static and how it reflects the essential differences between randomness and chaos.
5. Sometimes I don't

[1kookykat]

1. Sometimes I miss ProGun
3. I've been thinking alot about static and how it reflects the essential differences between randomness and chaos.
5. Sometimes I don't
-42. Poop

[moel]

1. Sometimes I miss ProGun
3. I've been thinking alot about static and how it reflects the essential differences between randomness and chaos.
5. Sometimes I don't
-42. Poop
28% I have to pee tomorrow.