Limericks for the Purist (communal)

[AllegroNg]

1. Sometimes I miss ProGun
3. I've been thinking alot about static and how it reflects the essential differences between randomness and chaos.
5. Sometimes I don't
-42. Poop
28% I have to pee tomorrow.
F. Jigga what.

[ambo]

1. One long lazy day in New Haven

[AllegroNg]

1. One long lazy day in New Haven
2. Those crazy lawn gnomes were wavin!

[ambo]

1. One long lazy day in New Haven
2. Those crazy lawn gnomes were wavin!
3. We'll get them good this time

[lapietra]

1. One long lazy day in New Haven
2. Those crazy lawn gnomes were wavin!
3. We'll get them good this time
4. We'll cover them with slime

[ambo]

1. One long lazy day in New Haven
2. Those crazy lawn gnomes were wavin!
3. We'll get them good this time
4. We'll cover them with slime
5. And bowl them when the streets are newly paven

[moel]

1. If I had my own pet monkey

[masterofNone]

1. If I had my own pet monkey
2. I'm afraid my house would smell funky

[ambo]

1. If I had my own pet monkey
2. I'm afraid my house would smell funky
3. But what would it matter

[moel]

1. If I had my own pet monkey
2. I'm afraid my house would smell funky
3. But what would it matter
4. I've got diapers for his bladder

[ambo]

1. If I had my own pet monkey
2. I'm afraid my house would smell funky
3. But what would it matter
4. I've got diapers for his bladder
5. And he'd be ever so much better than a donkey

[Zippy]

1. Oh what a day to be sneezing

[lapietra]

1. Oh what a day to be sneezing
2. My sneezes are instantly freezing

[chuckie egg]

1. Oh what a day to be sneezing
2. My sneezes are instantly freezing
3. I'm trying to stop it

[ambo]

1. Oh what a day to be sneezing
2. My sneezes are instantly freezing
3. I'm trying to stop it
4. My nose just won't quit

[lapietra]

1. Oh what a day to be sneezing
2. My sneezes are instantly freezing
3. I'm trying to stop it
4. My nose just won't quit
5. and the trail of Kleenex is unceasing.

[masterofNone]

1. Oh what a day to be sneezing
2. My sneezes are instantly freezing
3. I'm trying to stop it
4. My nose just won't quit
5. despite my vigorous squeezing

[moel]

1. Where is cosmo949?

[masterofNone]

1. Where is cosmo949?
2. For some reason I can't get her on the line.

[Deviate]

1. Where is cosmo949?
2. For some reason I can't get her on the line.
3. I've tried her at home

[ambo]

1. Where is cosmo949?
2. For some reason I can't get her on the line.
3. I've tried her at home
4. And asked her lawn gnome

[moel]

1. Where is cosmo949?
2. For some reason I can't get her on the line.
3. I've tried her at home
4. And asked her lawn gnome
5. I hope she's doing just fine.

[nycwriters]

1. I know if I try to quit smoking

[Deviate]

1. I know if I try to quit smoking
2. That those around me will stop choking

[dinzdale]

1. I know if I try to quit smoking
2. That those around me will stop choking
3. But who cares about them

[masterofNone]

1. I know if I try to quit smoking
2. That those around me will stop choking
3. But who cares about them
4. I like my own phlegm.

[ambo]

1. I know if I try to quit smoking
2. That those around me will stop choking
3. But who cares about them
4. I like my own phlegm.
5. And the way my lungs slowly are croaking.

[Zippy]

1. I know if I try to quit smoking
2. That those around me will stop choking
3. But who cares about them
4. Oh heaven forfend

[masterofNone]

1. all hail zippy, the killer of threads

[moel]

1. all hail zippy, the killer of threads
2. The one every thread dreads

[AllegroNg]

1. all hail zippy, the killer of threads
2. The one every thread dreads
3. Dude, you don't mean this!

[moel]

1. all hail zippy, the killer of threads
2. The one every thread dreads
3. Dude, you don't mean this!
4. You're right, something's amiss

[lapietra]

1. all hail zippy, the killer of threads
2. The one every thread dreads
3. Dude, you don't mean this!
4. You're right, something's amiss
5. I think that he works for the Feds

[ambo]

1. The waiter gave Marlon some pig's feet

[Deviate]

1. The waiter gave Marlon some pig's feet
2. Which she will happily eat

[zenbabe]

1. The waiter gave Marlon some pig's feet
2. Which she will happily eat
3. But the toes had been painted

[Deviate]

1. The waiter gave Marlon some pig's feet
2. Which she will happily eat
3. But the toes had been painted
4. So Marlon done fainted

[AllegroNg]

1. The waiter gave Marlon some pig's feet
2. Which she will happily eat
3. But the toes had been painted
4. So Marlon done fainted
5. As did the pig, whose feet were now meat.

[chuckie egg]

1. AllegroNG is just lovely

[Cicatrice]

1. AllegroNG is just lovely
2. Tasteful from start to finale

[ambo]

1. AllegroNG is just lovely
2. Tasteful from start to finale
3. She's all sugar and spice

[Cicatrice]

1. AllegroNG is just lovely
2. Tasteful from start to finale
3. She's all sugar and spice
4. With cute fleas and sweet lice

[ambo]

1. AllegroNG is just lovely
2. Tasteful from start to finale
3. She's all sugar and spice
4. With cute fleas and sweet lice
5. And a shack on the beachfront in Bali

[lapietra]

1. Some guys are completely clueless

[catbelly]

1. Some guys are completely clueless
2. They think it's their mandate to rule us

[ambo]

1. Some guys are completely clueless
2. They think it's their mandate to rule us
3. They oggle and drool

[dinzdale]

1. Some guys are completely clueless
2. They think it's their mandate to rule us
3. They oggle and drool
4. Controlled by their tool

[masterofNone]

1. Some guys are completely clueless
2. They think it's their mandate to rule us
3. They oggle and drool
4. Controlled by their tool
5. and they think 'bout it's length they can fool us

[moel]

1. When I see a cute girl on a scooter

[nycwriters]

1. When I see a cute girl on a scooter
2. I immediately rush to my computer

[moel]

1. When I see a cute girl on a scooter
2. I immediately rush to my computer
3. Because I just got her email

[nycwriters]

1. When I see a cute girl on a scooter
2. I immediately rush to my computer
3. Because I just got her email
4. He's really a she-male

[moel]

1. When I see a cute girl on a scooter
2. I immediately rush to my computer
3. Because I just got her email
4. He's really a she-male
5. That's the last time I pick up a commuter.

... and you thought i was a perv

[nycwriters]

1. Moel likes flashing his undies

[catbelly]

1. Moel likes flashing his undies
2. He gets in big trouble from fundies*





*Christian fundamentalists

[ambo]

1. Moel likes flashing his undies
2. He gets in big trouble from fundies*
3. When he loosens his pants

[nycwriters]

1. Moel likes flashing his undies
2. He gets in big trouble from fundies*
3. When he loosens his pants
4. And then starts to dance

[lapietra]

1. Moel likes flashing his undies
2. He gets in big trouble from fundies*
3. When he loosens his pants
4. And then starts to dance
5. he's a scandal. But only on Sundays.

[moel]

You know me so well!

1. If you don't stop kicking me ma'am

[chuckie egg]

1. If you don't stop kicking me ma'am
2. I'll have to throw at you some jam

[nycwriters]

1. If you don't stop kicking me ma'am
2. I'll have to throw at you some jam
3. You think that it's funny

[AllegroNg]

1. If you don't stop kicking me ma'am
2. I'll have to throw at you some jam
3. You think that it's funny
4. To fling eggs at the bunny

[nycwriters]

1. If you don't stop kicking me ma'am
2. I'll have to throw at you some jam
3. You think that it's funny
4. To fling eggs at the bunny
5. Because it's a big part of your plan

[lapietra]

1. My cat just sneezed in my face

[dinzdale]

1. My cat just sneezed in my face
2. So he's going for a ride to someplace

[catbelly]

1. My cat just sneezed in my face
2. So he's going for a ride to someplace
3. His furry black butt

[ambo]

1. My cat just sneezed in my face
2. So he's going for a ride to someplace
3. His furry black butt
4. On a throne like King Tut

[AllegroNg]

1. My cat just sneezed in my face
2. So he's going for a ride to someplace
3. His furry black butt
4. On a throne like King Tut
5. I'll make him wear sweaters with lace

[ambo]

1. This morning I woke up all sweaty

[lapietra]

1. This morning I woke up all sweaty
2. I dreamed I was locked in the Getty

[ambo]

1. This morning I woke up all sweaty
2. I dreamed I was locked in the Getty
3. I had read every book

[AllegroNg]

1. This morning I woke up all sweaty
2. I dreamed I was locked in the Getty
3. I had read every book
4. Gave Playgirl a look

[dickieC]

1. This morning I woke up all sweaty
2. I dreamed I was locked in the Getty
3. I had read every book
4. Gave Playgirl a look
5. And ate meatball sauce with spaghetti

[lapietra]

1. It's just not important at all

[ambo]

1. It's just not important at all
2. For a hero to be very tall

[lapietra]

1. It's just not important at all
2. For a hero to be very tall
3. As long as he's cute

[AllegroNg]

1. It's just not important at all
2. For a hero to be very tall
3. As long as he's cute
4. And can use a skin flute

[ambo]

1. It's just not important at all
2. For a hero to be very tall
3. As long as he's cute
4. And can use a skin flute
5. And appears every time that you call

[lapietra]

1. My cat likes to sit on my tummy

[AllegroNg]

1. My cat likes to sit on my tummy
2. And finds my ponytail to be yummy

[chuckie egg]

1. My cat likes to sit on my tummy
2. And finds my ponytail to be yummy
3. She licks at my toes

[lapietra]

1. My cat likes to sit on my tummy
2. And finds my ponytail to be yummy
3. She licks at my toes
4. and gently bites my nose

[ambo]

1. My cat likes to sit on my tummy
2. And finds my ponytail to be yummy
3. She licks at my toes
4. and gently bites my nose
5. And generally acts very chummy

[lapietra]

1. Some people won't eat leftovers.

[ambo]

1. Some people won't eat leftovers.
2. So they feed them all to their Rovers.

[lapietra]

1. Some people won't eat leftovers.
2. So they feed them all to their Rovers.
3. It inspires so much love

[ambo]

1. Some people won't eat leftovers.
2. So they feed them all to their Rovers.
3. It inspires so much love
4. And blessings from above

[dinzdale]

1. Some people won't eat leftovers.
2. So they feed them all to their Rovers.
3. It inspires so much love
4. And blessings from above
5. Until the damn dog gets ran over.

[ambo]

1. I'm going to ignore that last post

[zenbabe]

1. I'm going to ignore that last post
2. Instead I will cook up a roast

[dinzdale]

1. I'm going to ignore that last post
2. Instead I will cook up a roast
3. I'll use peppers and leeks

[ambo]

1. I'm going to ignore that last post
2. Instead I will cook up a roast
3. I'll use peppers and leeks
4. And serve it to Greeks

[zenbabe]

1. I'm going to ignore that last post
2. Instead I will cook up a roast
3. I'll use peppers and leeks
4. And serve it to Greeks
5. I'd give leftovers to the dog, but he's a ghost

[lapietra]

1. Dere wuth a chick whut wuth tho thilly

[zenbabe]

1. Dere wuth a chick whut wuth tho thilly
2. Theee liked thisss boy nambe billy

[lapietra]

1. Dere wuth a chick whut wuth tho thilly
2. Theee liked thisss boy nambe billy
3. but when theee would kith him

[ambo]

1. Dere wuth a chick whut wuth tho thilly
2. Theee liked thisss boy nambe billy
3. but when theee would kith him
4. herrr lipth auwaaz mithd him

[lapietra]

1. Dere wuth a chick whut wuth tho thilly
2. Theee liked thisss boy nambe billy
3. but when theee would kith him
4. herrr lipth auwaaz mithd him
5. tho inthtead theee jutht played with hith willy.

[ambo]

1. If you want to be here then just be here

[zenbabe]

1. If you want to be here then just be here
2. Be it ha ha funny or ha ha queer

[chuckie egg]

1. If you want to be here then just be here
2. Be it ha ha funny or ha ha queer
3. You could add a sentance

[AllegroNg]

1. If you want to be here then just be here
2. Be it ha ha funny or ha ha queer
3. You could add a sentance
4. Or even a sentence!:P

[RuneT]

1. If you want to be here then just be here
2. Be it ha ha funny or ha ha queer
3. You could add a sentance
4. Or even a sentence!:P
5. What the fwk do I care?

[lapietra]

1. It's good to be able to cook

[ambo]

1. It's good to be able to cook
2. An egg for a man with a hook

[lapietra]

1. It's good to be able to cook
2. An egg for a man with a hook
3. Don't expect a backrub

[ambo]

1. It's good to be able to cook
2. An egg for a man with a hook
3. Don't expect a backrub
4. He's playing in the bathtub

[RuneT]

1. It's good to be able to cook
2. An egg for a man with a hook
3. Don't expect a backrub
4. He's playing in the bathtub
5. With his hook up where you can't look

[lapietra]

1. I love to dress up like a tramp

[ambo]

1. I love to dress up like a tramp
2. Then I visit the bars just to vamp

[lapietra]

1. I love to dress up like a tramp
2. Then I visit the bars just to vamp
3. I wiggle my rear

[ambo]

1. I love to dress up like a tramp
2. Then I visit the bars just to vamp
3. I wiggle my rear
4. And guzzle my beer

[lapietra]

1. I love to dress up like a tramp
2. Then I visit the bars just to vamp
3. I wiggle my rear
4. And guzzle my beer
5. And sometimes I bring home a scamp. ;)

[ambo]

1. Tommy Terwilliger sits on his tuffet

[AllegroNg]

1. Tommy Terwilliger sits on his tuffet
2. His hair is dull so he'll puff it.

[ambo]

1. Tommy Terwilliger sits on his tuffet
2. His hair is dull so he'll puff it.
3. He'll powder his tutu

[lapietra]

1. Tommy Terwilliger sits on his tuffet
2. His hair is dull so he'll puff it.
3. He'll powder his tutu
4. And slip on a mumu

[ambo]

1. Tommy Terwilliger sits on his tuffet
2. His hair is dull so he'll puff it.
3. He'll powder his tutu
4. And slip on a mumu
5. Embroider a pillow and stuff it

[AllegroNg]

1. Hickory Dickory Deedle

[ambo]

1. Hickory Dickory Deedle
2. That Haystack Devoured My Needle

[AllegroNg]

1. Hickory Dickory Deedle
2. That Haystack Devoured My Needle
3. That mouse stole my cheese

[chuckie egg]

1. Hickory Dickory Deedle
2. That Haystack Devoured My Needle
3. That mouse stole my cheese
4. I'm not best pleased

[ambo]

1. Hickory Dickory Deedle
2. That Haystack Devoured My Needle
3. That mouse stole my cheese
4. I'm not best pleased
5. Mr. Dum prefers the name Tweedle

[dinzdale]

1. Quit lying around in your bed

[Deviate]

1. Quit lying around in your bed
2. Whining 'bout your stuffy head

[lapietra]

1. Quit lying around in your bed
2. Whining 'bout your stuffy head
3. Go out, spread the love

[ambo]

1. Quit lying around in your bed
2. Whining 'bout your stuffy head
3. Go out, spread the love
4. Mix some jello, use a glove

[chuckie egg]

1. Quit lying around in your bed
2. Whining 'bout your stuffy head
3. Go out, spread the love
4. Mix some jello, use a glove
5. And feed it to your favourite ted.

[ambo]

1. She's filling her garden with roses

[dinzdale]

1. She's filling her garden with roses
2. and trimming her bush, one supposes

[AllegroNg]

1. She's filling her garden with roses
2. and trimming her bush, one supposes
3. That "lil' man in the canoe"

[dinzdale]

1. She's filling her garden with roses
2. and trimming her bush, one supposes
3. That "lil' man in the canoe"
4. needs a good polish too

[AllegroNg]

1. She's filling her garden with roses
2. and trimming her bush, one supposes
3. That "lil' man in the canoe"
4. needs a good polish too
5. Let's get him wet and then name him Moses

[ambo]

1. Oh how could you do that to Snoopy ?

[AllegroNg]

1. Oh how could you do that to Snoopy ?
2. His every extension is droopy

[chuckie egg]

1. Oh how could you do that to Snoopy?
2. His every extension is droopy
3. They drag on the floor

[dinzdale]

1. Oh how could you do that to Snoopy?
2. His every extension is droopy
3. They drag on the floor
4. As he walks through the door

[ambo]

1. Oh how could you do that to Snoopy?
2. His every extension is droopy
3. They drag on the floor
4. As he walks through the door
5. It's just about driving me loopy

[AllegroNg]

1. I'm.. to sexy for this yogurt

[lapietra]

1. I'm.. to sexy for this yogurt
2. So... sexy that it must hurt

[dinzdale]

1. I'm.. to sexy for this yogurt
2. So... sexy that it must hurt
3. See me shake my little toosh

[AllegroNg]

1. I'm.. to sexy for this yogurt
2. So... sexy that it must hurt
3. See me shake my little toosh
4. See me hide behind this bush

[lapietra]

1. I'm.. to sexy for this yogurt
2. So... sexy that it must hurt
3. See me shake my little toosh
4. See me hide behind this bush
5. Aw, come on guys. I'm just trying to flirt.

[nycwriters]

1. It has to be too good to be true

[AllegroNg]

1. It has to be too good to be true
2. 20 minutes for under a buck!? Woohoo!

[zenbabe]

1. It has to be too good to be true
2. 20 minutes for under a buck!? Woohoo!
3. It downloads at light speed

[chuckie egg]

1. It has to be too good to be true
2. 20 minutes for under a buck!? Woohoo!
3. It downloads at light speed
4. I very nearly peed

[ambo]

1. It has to be too good to be true
2. 20 minutes for under a buck!? Woohoo!
3. It downloads at light speed
4. I very nearly peed
5. Now give me a kiss, buckaroo

[lapietra]

1. I'm cleaning my messy apartment

[ambo]

1. I'm cleaning my messy apartment
2. And wondering where my dart went

[lapietra]

1. I'm cleaning my messy apartment
2. And wondering where my dart went
3. Ugh. What can this be?

[AllegroNg]

1. I'm cleaning my messy apartment
2. And wondering where my dart went
3. Ugh. What can this be?
4. My lost hamster, is it he!?

[ambo]

1. I'm cleaning my messy apartment
2. And wondering where my dart went
3. Ugh. What can this be?
4. My lost hamster, is it he!?
5. I wonder how his tail got all bent

[lapietra]

1. Sometimes, it's just too much reality

[RuneT]

1. Sometimes, it's just too much reality
2. for my feeble and vain mentality

[chuckie egg]

1. Sometimes, it's just too much reality
2. for my feeble and vain mentality
3. I cannot continue

[ambo]

1. Sometimes, it's just too much reality
2. for my feeble and vain mentality
3. I cannot continue
4. unless it's within you

[Deviate]

1. Sometimes, it's just too much reality
2. for my feeble and vain mentality
3. I cannot continue
4. unless it's within you
5. , my obsessive insanity

[ambo]

1. For dessert, I'll have some granola

[dinzdale]

1. For dessert, I'll have some granola
2. Or wood chips, (same thing only wholer)

[ambo]

1. For dessert, I'll have some granola
2. Or wood chips, (same thing only wholer)
3. I'll top it with honey

[dinzdale]

1. For dessert, I'll have some granola
2. Or wood chips, (same thing only wholer)
3. I'll top it with honey
4. And make it all runny

[ambo]

1. For dessert, I'll have some granola
2. Or wood chips, (same thing only wholer)
3. I'll top it with honey
4. And make it all runny
5. Then chug it down just like a cola

[chuckie egg]

1. My spoon is all clean and it shines

[moel]

1. My spoon is all clean and it shines
2. My fork is the tie that binds

[chuckie egg]

1. My spoon is all clean and it shines
2. My fork is the tie that binds
3. This is bizarre

[dickieC]

1. My spoon is all clean and it shines
2. My fork is the tie that binds
3. This is bizarre
4. Where is my spoon?

[chuckie egg]

1. My spoon is all clean and it shines
2. My fork is the tie that binds
3. This is bizarre
4. Where is my spoon?
5. Dickie you wally that doesnt rhyme but as its your birthday I'll let u off

[moel]

1. Flip flops go flippity flop

[dickieC]

1. Flip flops go flippity flop
2. Horses go clippity-clop

[moel]

1. Flip flops go flippity flop
2. Horses go clippity-clop
3. Cars go zooooom

[dickieC]

1. Flip flops go flippity flop
2. Horses go clippity-clop
3. Cars go zooooom
4. Nukes go KABOOM!

[ambo]

1. Flip flops go flippity flop
2. Horses go clippity-clop
3. Cars go zooooom
4. Nukes go KABOOM!
5. Oh somebody make the noise stop.

[simedog]

1) There once was a man from Nantucket. (c'mon, you had to know that was coming sooner or later)

[chuckie egg]

1. There once was a man from Nantucket.
2. He carried his milk in a bucket

[dickieC]

1. There once was a man from Nantucket.
2. He carried his milk in a bucket
3. He slopped it around

[chuckie egg]

1. There once was a man from Nantucket.
2. He carried his milk in a bucket
3. He slopped it around
4. And one day he found...

[ambo]

1. There once was a man from Nantucket.
2. He carried his milk in a bucket
3. He slopped it around
4. And one day he found...
5. With a straw he could easily suck it

[lapietra]

1. My cats are so happy I'm home!

[trisherina]

1. My cats are so happy I'm home!
2. They hate it whenever I roam.

[ambo]

1. My cats are so happy I'm home!
2. They hate it whenever I roam.
3. I've been handing out treats

[simedog]

1. My cats are so happy I'm home!
2. They hate it whenever I roam.
3. I've been handing out treats
4. To kids on the street

[dinzdale]

1. My cats are so happy I'm home!
2. They hate it whenever I roam.
3. I've been handing out treats
4. To kids on the street
5. And then give my doggie a bone.

[lapietra]

1. Erm....... ew.

[dinzdale]

1. Erm....... ew.
2. You know that's it's true

[simedog]

1. Erm....... ew.
2. You know that's it's true
3. So shut the hell up

[ambo]

1. Erm....... ew.
2. You know that's it's true
3. So shut the hell up
4. While i pee in this cup

[nycwriters]

1. Erm....... ew.
2. You know that's it's true
3. So shut the hell up
4. While i pee in this cup
5. And fetch me another cold brew!

[ambo]

1. I have to stop picking my toes

[AllegroNg]

1. I have to stop picking my toes
2. The toe jam store will soon close

[chuckie egg]

1. I have to stop picking my toes
2. The toe jam store will soon close
3. soon one will fall off

[ambo]

1. I have to stop picking my toes
2. The toe jam store will soon close
3. soon one will fall off
4. come loose when i cough

[Deviate]

1. I have to stop picking my toes
2. The toe jam store will soon close
3. soon one will fall off
4. come loose when i cough
5. and share the same fate as my nose

[AllegroNg]

1. Donovan is truly great

[ambo]

1. Donovan is truly great
2. With parsley served upon my plate

[simedog]

1. Donovan is truly great
2. With parsley served upon my plate
3. The parsley is poisoned

[AllegroNg]

1. Donovan is truly great
2. With parsley served upon my plate
3. The parsley is poisoned
4. Buthe'llsaveus, he's Donovan!

[dinzdale]

1. Donovan is truly great
2. With parsley served upon my plate
3. The parsley is poisoned
4. But he'll save us, he's Donovan
5. By making us re-gurg-i-tate

[ambo]

1. That last one was really the pits

[AllegroNg]

1. That last one was really the pits
2. Awwwwwww.. suck my tits;)

[ambo]

1. That last one was really the pits
2. Awwwwwww.. suck my tits;)
3. No thanks, not today

[simedog]

1. That last one was really the pits
2. Awwwwwww.. suck my tits
3. No thanks, not today
4. That's way too cray-zay

[beckstra]

1. That last one was really the pits
2. Awwwwwww.. suck my tits
3. No thanks, not today
4. That's way too cray-zay
5. I'd rather sit and play with my bits.

[lapietra]

1. I'd like to take this opportunity

[AllegroNg]

1. I'd like to take this opportunity
2. To eat candy so my breath is minty.

[chuckie egg]

1. I'd like to take this opportunity
2. To eat candy so my breath is minty.
3. To get rid of dog breath

[ambo]

1. I'd like to take this opportunity
2. To eat candy so my breath is minty.
3. To get rid of dog breath
4. Even if it's named Seth

[lapietra]

1. I'd like to take this opportunity
2. To eat candy so my breath is minty.
3. To get rid of dog breath
4. Even if it's named Seth
5. And has a crush on Robert Ginty.

[ambo]

1. Six nights a week at the Rio

[dinzdale]

1. Six night a week at the Rio
2. I play naked sax with a trio

[simedog]

1. Six night a week at the Rio
2. I play naked sax with a trio
3. My dong flopped around

[dinzdale]

1. Six night a week at the Rio
2. I play naked sax with a trio
3. My dong flopped around
4. In time with our sound

[lapietra]

1. Six night a week at the Rio
2. I play naked sax with a trio
3. My dong flopped around
4. In time with our sound
5. And the ladies screamed "Ay!! Dios mio!!!""

[simedog]

1. Walking downtown late at night

[ambo]

1. Walking downtown late at night
2. Saw a dude with a mole that was a fright

[nycwriters]

1. Walking downtown late at night
2. Saw a dude with a mole that was a fright
3. He gave me a wink

[ambo]

1. Walking downtown late at night
2. Saw a dude with a mole that was a fright
3. He gave me a wink
4. His eyelids were pink

[lapietra]

1. Walking downtown late at night
2. Saw a dude with a mole that was a fright
3. He gave me a wink
4. His eyelids were pink
5. and he smiled at me with all his might.

:eek:

[lapietra]

1. My tummy is rumbling and grumbling

[simedog]

1. My tummy is rumbling and grumbling
2. It feels like a washing machine tumbling

[lapietra]

1. My tummy is rumbling and grumbling
2. It feels like a washing machine tumbling
3. A minor emergency

[moel]

1. My tummy is rumbling and grumbling
2. It feels like a washing machine tumbling
3. A minor emergency
4. Becomes sudden urgency

[trisherina]

1. My tummy is rumbling and grumbling
2. It feels like a washing machine tumbling
3. A minor emergency
4. Becomes sudden urgency
5. And off to the biffy I'm stumbling.

[simedog]

1. Biffy is such a silly word

[lapietra]

1. Biffy is such a silly word
2. It may be the silliest I've ever heard

[ambo]

1. Biffy is such a silly word
2. It may be the silliest I've ever heard
3. More so than vittles

[nycwriters]

1. Biffy is such a silly word
2. It may be the silliest I've ever heard
3. More so than vittles
4. Or that candy; skittles

[lapietra]

1. Biffy is such a silly word
2. It may be the silliest I've ever heard
3. More so than vittles
4. Or that candy; skittles
5. Though smapooni runs a close second.

[AllegroNg]

1.Once a young girl ate an iris.

[simedog]

1.Once a young girl ate an iris.
2.From an eyeball of a nasty old pirate.

[lapietra]

1.Once a young girl ate an iris.
2.From an eyeball of a nasty old pirate.
3.Then her tongue fell off.

[ambo]

1.Once a young girl ate an iris.
2.From an eyeball of a nasty old pirate.
3.Then her tongue fell off.
4.And she started to cough.

[lapietra]

1.Once a young girl ate an iris.
2.From an eyeball of a nasty old pirate.
3.Then her tongue fell off.
4.And she started to cough.
5.That'll teach her.

[lapietra]

1. There was an excitable chicken

[ambo]

1. There was an excitable chicken
2. Who'd cluck till she started to sicken

[lapietra]

1. There was an excitable chicken
2. Who'd cluck till she started to sicken
3. Nothing could calm her

[ambo]

1. There was an excitable chicken
2. Who'd cluck till she started to sicken
3. Nothing could calm her
4. Nor quiet her clamor

[AllegroNg]

1. There was an excitable chicken
2. Who'd cluck till she started to sicken
3. Nothing could calm her
4. Nor quiet her clamor
5. A good rooster is such slim pickins!!

[simedog]

1. Nutella is so good to eat

[ambo]

1. Nutella is so good to eat
2. And also to smear on my feet

[lapietra]

1. Nutella is so good to eat
2. And also to smear on my feet
3. it's yum on bananas

[ambo]

1. Nutella is so good to eat
2. And also to smear on my feet
3. it's yum on bananas
4. while wearing pajamas

[beckstra]

1. Nutella is so good to eat
2. And also to smear on my feet
3. it's yum on bananas
4. while wearing pajamas
5. which makes the sensation quite neat.

[dinzdale]

1. I went to the fridge for some tuna

[lapietra]

1. I went to the fridge for some tuna
2. Armed with my trusty mezzaluna

[dinzdale]

1. I went to the fridge for some tuna
2. Armed with my trusty mezzaluna
3. But the tuna was mouldy

[lapietra]

1. I went to the fridge for some tuna
2. Armed with my trusty mezzaluna
3. But the tuna was mouldy
4. So I settled for old tea

[ambo]

1. I went to the fridge for some tuna
2. Armed with my trusty mezzaluna
3. But the tuna was mouldy
4. So I settled for old tea
5. And added the sugar with a spoon-a

[simedog]

1. We stuck on the topic of foods?

[morph]

1. We stuck on the topic of foods?
2. Oh don't get in one of your moods!