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lapietra
10-18-2003, 08:41 PM
It's awfully late in Iraq
where guns rattle in daily attack
can our soldiers sleep
In this toxic dung heap?
Won't someone please bring them all back?
Cicatrice
10-18-2003, 09:32 PM
Without any malice o'forethought
maychorian
10-20-2003, 07:59 PM
Without any malice o'forethought
I pitched myself into the onslaught
funkytuba
10-21-2003, 02:39 PM
Without any malice o'forethought
I pitched myself into the onslaught
My sword it did hack
maychorian
10-21-2003, 04:46 PM
Without any malice o'forethought
I pitched myself into the onslaught
My sword it did hack
Into some poor schmuck's back
AllegroNg
10-24-2003, 11:08 AM
Without any malice o'forethought
I pitched myself into the onslaught
My sword it did hack
Into some poor schmuck's back
There's no trouble unless I get caught!
maychorian
10-27-2003, 07:53 PM
My Bonny lies over the ocean
dinzdale
10-27-2003, 08:16 PM
My Bonny lies over the ocean
She lies when her lips are in motion
zenbabe
10-27-2003, 09:15 PM
My Bonny lies over the ocean
She lies when her lips are in motion
She then spreads her legs
maychorian
10-27-2003, 09:21 PM
My Bonny lies over the ocean
She lies when her lips are in motion
She then spreads her legs
And lays blue-spotted eggs
funkytuba
10-28-2003, 05:35 AM
My Bonny lies over the ocean
She lies when her lips are in motion
She then spreads her legs
and lays blue-spotted eggs
just to show her undying devotion
nycwriters
10-28-2003, 05:47 PM
Tick tock said the clock in the hall
zenbabe
10-28-2003, 06:32 PM
Tick tock said the clock in the hall
I wish that darkness soon will fall
funkytuba
10-29-2003, 09:24 PM
Tick tock said the clock in the hall
I wish that darkness soon will fall
Day light savings time
Coffee
10-29-2003, 09:31 PM
Tick tock said the clock in the hall
I wish that darkness soon will fall
Day light savings time
should be made a crime
zenbabe
10-29-2003, 10:11 PM
Tick tock said the clock in the hall
I wish that darkness soon will fall
Day light savings time
should be made a crime
I don't observe it, just wait for the call.
rapscalious rob
10-30-2003, 05:35 PM
Egad and gadzooks, my poor dear!
dinzdale
10-30-2003, 06:11 PM
Egad and gadzooks, my poor dear!
How I love thee in thong underwear
Coffee
10-30-2003, 10:43 PM
Egad and gadzooks, my poor dear!
How I love thee in thong underwear
I would really be thrilled
zenbabe
10-30-2003, 10:59 PM
Egad and gadzooks, my poor dear!
How I love thee in thong underwear
I would really be thrilled
And if you would like to be filled
funkytuba
10-31-2003, 04:53 AM
Egad and gadzooks, my poor dear!
How I love thee in thong underwear
I would really be thrilled
should you like to be filled,
Just make sure that you first use some Nair!
(sorry for the edit, ZB, nice concept)
nycwriters
11-02-2003, 07:54 PM
Whenever I find myself in France
Coffee
11-03-2003, 12:27 AM
Whenever I find myself in France
I seem to somehow forget to dance.
funkytuba
11-03-2003, 03:40 AM
Whenever I find myself in France
I seem to somehow forget to dance.
That whole time zone thing
just throws off my timing
sorry for two lines... I just had to
Coffee
11-03-2003, 02:50 PM
Whenever I find myself in France
I seem to somehow forget to dance.
That whole time zone thing
just throws off my timing
But next time I think I'll take the chance.
maychorian
11-03-2003, 07:36 PM
I've a great-uncle who lives in Peoria
Audreyvgs
11-03-2003, 11:02 PM
I've a great-uncle who lives in Peoria
works for Caterpillar, and likes to ignore ya
maychorian
11-03-2003, 11:35 PM
I've a great-uncle who lives in Peoria
works for Caterpillar, and likes to ignore ya
he eats gingersnaps
zenbabe
11-03-2003, 11:37 PM
I've a great-uncle who lives in Peoria
works for Caterpillar, and likes to ignore ya
he eats gingersnaps
and takes lots of naps
maychorian
11-03-2003, 11:39 PM
I've a great-uncle who lives in Peoria
works for Caterpillar, and likes to ignore ya
he eats gingersnaps
and takes lots of naps
And won't believe that I live in Maychoria
nycwriters
11-04-2003, 01:27 AM
My tummy is doing strange flips
dinzdale
11-04-2003, 11:35 AM
My tummy is doing strange flips
Ever since I got these pierced nips
Hyakujo's Fox
11-04-2003, 01:25 PM
My tummy is doing strange flips
Ever since I got these pierced nips
My mum told me "oh don't be silly"
dinzdale
11-04-2003, 01:35 PM
My tummy is doing strange flips
Ever since I got these pierced nips
My mum told me "oh don't be silly,
it's not like a pierced willy"
jaymirror
11-04-2003, 01:38 PM
My tummy is doing strange flips
Ever since I got these pierced nips
My mum told me "oh don't be silly,
it's not like a pierced willy"
All you should do is eat chips
Audreyvgs
11-04-2003, 10:20 PM
I'm writing on page sixty-nine
zenbabe
11-04-2003, 10:28 PM
I'm writing on page sixty-nine
The number alone is just fine
Audreyvgs
11-04-2003, 10:42 PM
I'm writing on page sixty-nine
The number alone is just fine
I.O.U.1 68
zenbabe
11-04-2003, 10:48 PM
I'm writing on page sixty-nine
The number alone is just fine
I.O.U.1 68
make it out to 'cash' don't be late
Audreyvgs
11-05-2003, 12:40 AM
I'm writing on page sixty-nine
The number alone is just fine
I.O.U.1 68
make it out to 'cash' don't be late
so just do me now and don't whine.
zenbabe
11-05-2003, 12:41 AM
I went broke just to register my car
Audreyvgs
11-05-2003, 01:38 AM
I went broke just to register my car
had to sponge off my friends at the bar
Hyakujo's Fox
11-05-2003, 10:39 AM
I went broke just to register my car
had to sponge off my friends at the bar
I danced jigs for their pennies
zenbabe
11-05-2003, 10:03 PM
I went broke just to register my car
had to sponge off my friends at the bar
I danced jigs for their pennies
Had a Grand Slam at Denny's
Audreyvgs
11-05-2003, 11:20 PM
I went broke just to register my car
had to sponge off my friends at the bar
I danced jigs for their pennies
Had a Grand Slam at Denny's
Thank you waitress, for the tips from your jar!
Hyakujo's Fox
11-06-2003, 06:35 AM
It started with my occasional winking
Audreyvgs
11-06-2003, 09:02 AM
It started with my occasional winking
then commenced uncontrollable blinking
nycwriters
11-06-2003, 01:08 PM
It started with my occasional winking
then commenced uncontrollable blinking
the thought of your kiss
Audreyvgs
11-06-2003, 01:40 PM
It started with my occasional winking
then commenced uncontrollable blinking
the thought of your kiss
made my ears start to hiss
Hyakujo's Fox
11-06-2003, 02:04 PM
It started with my occasional winking
then commenced uncontrollable blinking
the thought of your kiss
made my ears start to hiss
so it's over to your house Iīm slinking
lapietra
11-06-2003, 02:16 PM
all twisty and turny and bendy
Coffee
11-06-2003, 10:40 PM
all twisty and turny and bendy,
best car for that road will be spendy.
Hyakujo's Fox
11-07-2003, 06:34 AM
all twisty and turny and bendy,
best car for that road will be spendy.
tires will be black and grippy
Audreyvgs
11-07-2003, 09:02 AM
all twisty and turny and bendy,
best car for that road will be spendy.
tires will be black and grippy
instead of all slick and slippy
maychorian
11-07-2003, 05:53 PM
all twisty and turny and bendy,
best car for that road will be spendy.
tires will be black and grippy
instead of all slick and slippy
for staying on road is now trendy
Coffee
11-08-2003, 04:04 PM
The train has just run out of steam
lapietra
11-09-2003, 12:02 AM
The train has just run out of steam
It must need some coffee with cream
funkytuba
11-09-2003, 01:00 AM
The train has just run out of steam
It must need some coffee with cream
Some fire for its boiler
lapietra
11-09-2003, 05:15 AM
The train has just run out of steam
It must need some coffee with cream
Some fire for its boiler
or sunflower oil, or
malina
11-09-2003, 03:18 PM
The train has just run out of steam
It must need some coffee with cream
Some fire for its boiler
or sunflower oil, or
a colourful erotic dream
Coffee
11-09-2003, 04:18 PM
Who dropped that thing in the well.
zenbabe
11-09-2003, 06:09 PM
Who dropped that thing in the well.
Get it out cause it's starting to smell
nycwriters
11-09-2003, 07:18 PM
Who dropped that thing in the well.
Get it out cause it's starting to smell
It dropped down last week
Audreyvgs
11-09-2003, 09:11 PM
Who dropped that thing in the well.
Get it out cause it's starting to smell
It dropped down last week
and I just took a peek
Coffee
11-09-2003, 09:27 PM
Who dropped that thing in the well.
Get it out cause it's starting to smell
It dropped down last week
and I just took a peek
Cuz the coffee was tasting like hell.
maychorian
11-10-2003, 09:06 PM
My Honda is running amok
zenbabe
11-10-2003, 10:08 PM
My Honda is running amok
Ever since I ran into that truck
maychorian
11-10-2003, 10:15 PM
My Honda is running amok
Ever since I ran into that truck
It's a little bit scary
Audreyvgs
11-11-2003, 08:48 AM
My Honda is running amok
Ever since I ran into that truck
It's a little bit scary
the payments I carry
nycwriters
11-11-2003, 08:30 PM
My Honda is running amok
Ever since I ran into that truck
It's a little bit scary
the payments I carry
Too bad in first gear I am stuck
funkytuba
11-11-2003, 09:15 PM
The phlegm in my chest wont come out
zenbabe
11-11-2003, 09:29 PM
The phlegm in my chest wont come out
And I can't really breath through my snout
Coffee
11-11-2003, 10:07 PM
The phlegm in my chest wont come out
And I can't really breath through my snout
I blow hard, but can not
zenbabe
11-11-2003, 10:21 PM
The phlegm in my chest wont come out
And I can't really breath through my snout
I blow hard, but can not
Can't get rid of the snot
funkytuba
11-11-2003, 11:18 PM
The phlegm in my chest wont come out
And I can't really breath through my snout
I blow hard, but can not
Can't get rid of the snot
This flu is a bitch and no doubt
nycwriters
11-11-2003, 11:39 PM
Boil hot water, add lemon and inhale
zenbabe
11-11-2003, 11:41 PM
Boil hot water, add lemon and inhale
Eat garlic if remedies fail
Audreyvgs
11-12-2003, 01:31 AM
Boil hot water, add lemon and inhale
Eat garlic if remedies fail
If breathing hot water
don't empty your snotter
oops. I did it again, sorry. :rolleyes:
zenbabe
11-12-2003, 02:07 AM
Boil hot water, add lemon and inhale
Eat garlic if remedies fail
If breathing hot water
don't empty your snotter
Lay your neck over your local train rail.
Audreyvgs
11-12-2003, 02:09 AM
:p
funkytuba
11-12-2003, 02:34 AM
hee hee
Audreyvgs
11-12-2003, 09:38 AM
I think I can see your angina
funkytuba
11-12-2003, 03:52 PM
"I think I can see your angina,"
a doctor once said to a miner,
Audreyvgs
11-12-2003, 10:12 PM
"I think I can see your angina,"
a doctor once said to a miner,
"if you don't watch your heart,"
Coffee
11-12-2003, 10:34 PM
"I think I can see your angina,"
a doctor once said to a miner,
"if you don't watch your heart,
you'll keel over ya old fart".
dinzdale
11-14-2003, 03:24 PM
"I think I can see your angina,"
a doctor once said to a miner,
"if you don't watch your heart,
you'll keel over y'old fart.
Now get dressed and fvck off you vagina!"
Audreyvgs
11-14-2003, 10:43 PM
That line doesnt make much sense
funkytuba
11-17-2003, 01:19 AM
That line doesnt make too much sense
Now I'll leave you and go burn some incense
Coffee
11-17-2003, 01:28 AM
That line doesnt make too much sense
Now I'll leave you and go burn some incense.
The smoke and the odors,
carolyn81
11-17-2003, 08:25 AM
That line doesnt make too much sense
Now I'll leave you and go burn some incense.
The smoke and the odors,
are signal decoders
Audreyvgs
11-17-2003, 08:38 AM
That line doesnt make too much sense
Now I'll leave you and go burn some incense.
The smoke and the odors,
are signal decoders
to decipher your sexual reference
dinzdale
11-17-2003, 01:31 PM
It's monday, it sucks and it's early
Audreyvgs
11-17-2003, 02:47 PM
It's monday, it sucks and it's early
and my boss is so typically squirrely
carolyn81
11-17-2003, 03:12 PM
It's monday, it sucks and it's early
and my boss is so typically squirrely
My inbox is full
Frieda
11-17-2003, 03:55 PM
never mind
(why canīt i delete in the fiction thread??)
funkytuba
11-18-2003, 03:27 AM
It's monday, it sucks and it's early
and my boss is so typically squirrely
My inbox is full
Never mind all their bull
zenbabe
11-18-2003, 03:34 AM
It's monday, it sucks and it's early
and my boss is so typically squirrely
My inbox is full
Never mind all their bull
It's this hair in my lunch that is curly!
funkytuba
11-18-2003, 04:27 AM
gaaaah!
The French made a foreign objection
dinzdale
11-18-2003, 04:13 PM
The French made a foreign objection
to protest my giant erection
Coffee
11-18-2003, 04:18 PM
The French made a foreign objection
to protest my giant erection.
But I'm immune as a diplomat
funkytuba
11-18-2003, 04:34 PM
The French made a foreign objection
to protest my giant erection.
But I'm immune as a diplomat
and as soon as it's good-n-flat
Frieda
11-18-2003, 05:00 PM
The French made a foreign objection
to protest my giant erection.
But I'm immune as a diplomat
and as soon as it's good-n-flat
I'll show them my 12" sign of affection
nycwriters
11-19-2003, 02:42 PM
It depends on your point of view
catbelly
11-19-2003, 04:24 PM
It depends on your point of view
The types of foods you'll eschew
nycwriters
11-19-2003, 06:12 PM
It depends on your point of view
The types of foods you'll eschew
Be it salty or sweet
Frieda
11-19-2003, 07:04 PM
It depends on your point of view
The types of foods you'll eschew
Be it salty or sweet
From bottle or teet
Coffee
11-19-2003, 08:39 PM
It depends on your point of view
The types of foods you'll eschew
Be it salty or sweet
From bottle or teet
When your hungry, anything will do.
nycwriters
11-20-2003, 01:36 AM
Jean Chretien runs that country up north
Audreyvgs
11-20-2003, 11:59 AM
Jean Chretien runs that country up north
and then Paul Martin comes forth
nycwriters
11-20-2003, 03:17 PM
Jean Chretien runs that country up north
and then Paul Martin comes forth
Up the creek they will be
Audreyvgs
11-20-2003, 03:38 PM
Jean Chretien runs that country up north
and then Paul Martin comes forth
Up the creek they will be
if the liberals run free
nycwriters
11-21-2003, 12:07 AM
Jean Chretien runs that country up north
and then Paul Martin comes forth
Up the creek they will be
if the liberals run free
as the locals burn and pillage by torch
Audreyvgs
11-21-2003, 10:18 AM
There's way too much work to be done
carolyn81
11-21-2003, 05:35 PM
There's way too much work to be done
so I'm going out to have fun
Audreyvgs
11-22-2003, 02:31 AM
There's way too much work to be done
so I'm going out to have fun
I'm tired of the stress
zenbabe
11-22-2003, 03:37 AM
There's way too much work to be done
so I'm going out to have fun
I'm tired of the stress
I'm just going to throw on a dress
Coffee
11-23-2003, 03:06 PM
There's way too much work to be done
so I'm going out to have fun
I'm tired of the stress
I'm just going to throw on a dress
Or something short that shows off my buns.
Hyakujo's Fox
11-24-2003, 08:55 AM
I worship the cosmic muffin
Audreyvgs
11-24-2003, 02:43 PM
I worship the cosmic muffin
wear a hat that looks like a puffin
dinzdale
11-24-2003, 06:41 PM
I worship the cosmic muffin
wear a hat that looks like a puffin
and a cape of red satin
nycwriters
11-24-2003, 07:37 PM
I worship the cosmic muffin
wear a hat that looks like a puffin
and a cape of red satin
a look that ain't flatterin'
zenbabe
11-24-2003, 09:39 PM
I worship the cosmic muffin
wear a hat that looks like a puffin
and a cape of red satin
a look that ain't flatterin'
Since it's always me mouth that i'm stuffin.
Coffee
11-24-2003, 11:41 PM
I just ate a great big bowl of ice cream.
nycwriters
11-25-2003, 12:22 AM
against sager advice, I'm posting it.... :p
I just ate a great big bowl of ice cream.
It's sure to give me some great moist dreams
I just ate a great big bowl of ice cream.
Double fudge with chocolate supreme
Coffee
11-25-2003, 12:33 AM
I just ate a great big bowl of ice cream.
It's sure to give me some great moist dreams
Ice would melt on the spot
I just ate a great big bowl of ice cream.
It's sure to give me some great moist dreams
Ice would melt on the spot
Please don't get it hot
Audreyvgs
11-25-2003, 12:12 PM
I just ate a great big bowl of ice cream.
It's sure to give me some great moist dreams
Ice would melt on the spot
Please don't get it hot
If you spill it on me I will scream!
jenschka
11-25-2003, 05:14 PM
They're coming to take me away
Audreyvgs
11-25-2003, 10:06 PM
They're coming to take me away
for that ticket I forgot to pay
They're coming to take me away
for that ticket I forgot to pay
I boarded the train
jenschka
11-25-2003, 10:09 PM
They're coming to take me away
for that ticket I forgot to pay
I boarded the train
and claimed I'm insane
They're coming to take me away
for that ticket I forgot to pay
I boarded the train
and claimed I'm insane,
Which kept the conductor at bay
Hyakujo's Fox
11-27-2003, 05:59 AM
He was but a lowly conductor
jenschka
11-27-2003, 03:13 PM
He was but a lowly conductor
Who said "I could never have *ucked her"
He was but a lowly conductor
Who said "I could never have *ucked her"
She is far too crazy
Hyakujo's Fox
11-27-2003, 03:56 PM
He was but a lowly conductor
Who said "I could never have *ucked her"
She is far too crazy
and frankly, I'm kinda lazy
He was but a lowly conductor
Who said "I could never have *ucked her"
She is far too crazy
and frankly, I'm kinda lazy
So he hired a dating instructor.
Hyakujo's Fox
11-29-2003, 01:47 PM
I took my love to the beach
Audreyvgs
11-29-2003, 03:37 PM
I took my love to the beach
but her attention was out of my reach
jenschka
11-29-2003, 03:39 PM
I took my love to the beach
but her attention was out of my reach
She ran to the water
Audreyvgs
11-29-2003, 03:41 PM
I took my love to the beach
but her attention was out of my reach
She ran to the water
and flagged down an otter
jenschka
11-29-2003, 03:57 PM
I took my love to the beach
but her attention was out of my reach
She ran to the water
and flagged down an otter
whose hair was more artfully bleached
Hyakujo's Fox
11-30-2003, 06:55 AM
I asked "Would you care for a fig?"
Coffee
11-30-2003, 06:06 PM
I asked "Would you care for a fig?"
Or wine, perhaps you'd like a swig?
jenschka
11-30-2003, 06:23 PM
I asked "Would you care for a fig?"
Or wine, perhaps you'd like a swig?
Or some aphrodis'yak
Coffee
11-30-2003, 08:11 PM
I asked "Would you care for a fig?"
Or wine, perhaps you'd like a swig?
Or some aphrodis'yak
"I thought you'd never ask"
dinzdale
12-02-2003, 03:36 PM
I asked "Would you care for a fig?"
Or wine, perhaps you'd like a swig?
Or some aphrodis'yak
"I thought you'd never ask,
Now get in, we're late for the gig!"
nycwriters
12-02-2003, 03:48 PM
It won't matter if you get it or not
jenschka
12-02-2003, 03:52 PM
It won't matter if you get it or not
but you've gotta at least once try pot
dinzdale
12-03-2003, 05:34 PM
It won't matter if you get it or not
but you've gotta at least once try pot
It gets into your brain
It won't matter if you get it or not
but you've gotta at least once try pot
It gets into your brain
Like a runaway train
jenschka
12-03-2003, 07:19 PM
It won't matter if you get it or not
but you've gotta at least once try pot
It gets into your brain
Like a runaway train
but it leaves you with nothing but rot
A pea in a pod thought of leaving
jenschka
12-03-2003, 07:25 PM
A pea in a pod thought of leaving
He said "I don't like how I'm breathing"
A pea in a pod thought of leaving
He said "I don't like how I'm breathing"
It's tight and it's musty
jenschka
12-03-2003, 07:53 PM
A pea in a pod thought of leaving
He said "I don't like how I'm breathing"
It's tight and it's musty
and I'm getting crusty
dinzdale
12-03-2003, 07:54 PM
A pea in a pod thought of leaving
He said "I don't like how I'm breathing"
It's tight and it's musty
and I'm getting crusty
If I dont get some air I'll start heaving!" :(
zenbabe
12-03-2003, 08:17 PM
I guess I will go out for a smoke
nycwriters
12-03-2003, 08:17 PM
I guess I will go out for a smoke
I would, but damn it, I'm broke :(
zenbabe
12-03-2003, 08:24 PM
I guess I will go out for a smoke
I would, but damn it, I'm broke
There must be one you can bum
catbelly
12-03-2003, 10:15 PM
I guess I will go out for a smoke
I would, but damn it, I'm broke
There must be one you can bum
From a stranger or chum
zenbabe
12-03-2003, 10:29 PM
I guess I will go out for a smoke
I would, but damn it, I'm broke
There must be one you can bum
From a stranger or chum
Just go ask a nice, friendly young bloke!
Audreyvgs
12-03-2003, 10:31 PM
I guess I will go out for a smoke
I would, but damn it, I'm broke
There must be one you can bum
From a stranger or chum
there must be some bloke I can soak
funkytuba
12-04-2003, 02:37 AM
Those cigs are two bits apiece
Audreyvgs
12-04-2003, 02:51 AM
Those cigs are two bits apiece
cold hard cash, not a rent or a lease
funkytuba
12-04-2003, 02:52 AM
Those cigs are two bits apiece
cold hard cash, not a rent or a lease
Don't try just to borrow
zenbabe
12-04-2003, 02:53 AM
Those cigs are two bits apiece
cold hard cash, not a rent or a lease
Don't try just to borrow
Or feed me crap of your sorrow
funkytuba
12-04-2003, 02:55 AM
Those cigs are two bits apiece
cold hard cash, not a rent or a lease
Don't try just to borrow
Or feed me crap of your sorrow
At five bucks a pack I've been fleeced!
zenbabe
12-04-2003, 03:10 AM
so maybe I should just give up smoking
funkytuba
12-04-2003, 11:01 AM
so maybe I should just give up smoking
but then soon out my eyes will be poking
Audreyvgs
12-04-2003, 11:22 AM
so maybe I should just give up smoking
but then soon out my eyes will be poking
when the jones hits my veins
funkytuba
12-05-2003, 01:56 AM
so maybe I should just give up smoking
but then soon out my eyes will be poking
when the jones hits my veins
oh my head will have pains
Audreyvgs
12-05-2003, 09:12 AM
so maybe I should just give up smoking
but then soon out my eyes will be poking
when the jones hits my veins
oh my head will have pains
nicotine is mean, i'm not joking!
nycwriters
12-05-2003, 11:31 AM
Whatever you do, don't do that!
Whatever you do, don't do that!
While you're at it, don't sit on my hat
zenbabe
12-05-2003, 05:34 PM
Whatever you do, don't do that!
While you're at it, don't sit on my hat
Because your ass is quite large
nycwriters
12-05-2003, 05:50 PM
Whatever you do, don't do that!
While you're at it, don't sit on my hat
Because your ass is quite large
like a big bloated barge
Coffee
12-05-2003, 06:26 PM
Whatever you do, don't do that!
While you're at it, don't sit on my hat
Because your ass is quite large
like a big bloated barge
In a word my dear, you are fat.
catbelly
12-05-2003, 07:02 PM
I can't help but look at my toe
zenbabe
12-05-2003, 08:08 PM
I can't help but look at my toe
Cause the nail has started to ingrow
Audreyvgs
12-05-2003, 11:09 PM
I can't help but look at my toe
Cause the nail has started to ingrow
it's thick and its puss-y
eeeuw
catbelly
12-05-2003, 11:16 PM
I can't help but look at my toe
Cause the nail has started to ingrow
it's thick and its puss-y
and when I squeeze it hard, thusly:
double eeuwwwww
I can't help but look at my toe
Cause the nail has started to ingrow
it's thick and its puss-y
and when I squeeze it hard, thusly:
it squirts like a ripe tomato
Hyakujo's Fox
12-06-2003, 06:50 AM
I went down the less travelled road
nycwriters
12-06-2003, 10:23 PM
I went down the less travelled road
made all the difference while carrying this load
funkytuba
12-07-2003, 03:27 AM
I went down the less travelled road
made all the difference while carrying this load
Cause i'm not getting shoved
Hyakujo's Fox
12-08-2003, 07:25 PM
I went down the less travelled road
made all the difference while carrying this load
Cause i'm not getting shoved
by those I once loved
funkytuba
12-08-2003, 08:05 PM
I went down the less travelled road
made all the difference while carrying this load
Cause i'm not getting shoved
by those I once loved
when their setee's why my poor back is bowed
ok people... lets try to tighten up the meter a bit, please! thanks.
Hyakujo's Fox
12-09-2003, 09:14 PM
I'm trying to tighten my meter
zenbabe
12-09-2003, 10:22 PM
I'm trying to tighten my meter
So manly in my stained wife beater
RevEf
12-10-2003, 02:04 AM
I'm trying to tighten my meter
So manly in my stained wife beater
Oh damn, a mistake!
lapietra
12-11-2003, 03:22 PM
I'm trying to tighten my meter
So manly in my stained wife beater
Oh damn, a mistake!
in my boots I quake
lapietra
12-11-2003, 03:22 PM
I'm trying to tighten my meter
So manly in my stained wife beater
Oh damn, a mistake!
in my boots I quake
lapietra
12-11-2003, 03:22 PM
I'm trying to tighten my meter
So manly in my stained wife beater
Oh damn, a mistake!
in my boots I quake
maychorian
12-11-2003, 04:32 PM
I'm trying to tighten my meter
So manly in my stained wife beater
Oh damn, a mistake!
in my boots I quake
Hoping no one realizes that I totally screwed it all up. :)
lapietra
12-11-2003, 05:43 PM
I'm trying to hold in a poot
dinzdale
12-12-2003, 02:09 PM
I'm trying to hold in a poot
For I fear what will follow my toot
maychorian
12-12-2003, 04:28 PM
I'm trying to hold in a poot
For I fear what will follow my toot
will be loud and unruly
dinzdale
12-12-2003, 04:42 PM
I'm trying to hold in a poot
For I fear what will follow my toot
will be loud and unruly
an unfortunate "stoolie"
lapietra
12-12-2003, 04:58 PM
I'm trying to hold in a poot
For I fear what will follow my toot
will be loud and unruly
an unfortunate "stoolie"
which would make any sort of poot moot.
lapietra
12-12-2003, 04:58 PM
Today, I will visit the Mouse House
Hyakujo's Fox
12-13-2003, 03:54 AM
Today, I will visit the Mouse House
and there, I shall land a new spouse
catbelly
12-13-2003, 04:26 PM
Today, I will visit the Mouse House
and there, I shall land a new spouse
He'll be tiny and grey
lapietra
12-13-2003, 04:48 PM
Today, I will visit the Mouse House
and there, I shall land a new spouse
He'll be tiny and grey
And a teensy bit fey
funkytuba
12-14-2003, 04:25 AM
Today, I will visit the Mouse House
and there, I shall land a new spouse
He'll be tiny and grey
And a teensy bit fey
But soon, about him I'll grouse
Coffee
12-14-2003, 08:36 PM
The new lady is driving me nuts
funkytuba
12-14-2003, 09:32 PM
The new lady is driving me nuts
She's making me feel like a putz
Hyakujo's Fox
12-15-2003, 03:59 AM
The new lady is driving me nuts
She's making me feel like a putz
yes, she is kinda cute
funkytuba
12-15-2003, 08:03 PM
The new lady is driving me nuts
She's making me feel like a putz
though she is kinda cute
she won't touch my skin flute
Coffee
12-15-2003, 08:14 PM
The new lady is driving me nuts
She's making me feel like a putz
though she is kinda cute
she won't touch my skin flute
why was I drawn to her butts
jaymirror
12-15-2003, 08:50 PM
I got a carrot from Alice
zenbabe
12-15-2003, 11:29 PM
I got a carrot from Alice
And I did it without any Malice
Hyakujo's Fox
12-16-2003, 12:49 AM
I got a carrot from Alice
And I did it without any Malice
I gave it a peeling
Coffee
12-16-2003, 05:00 PM
I got a carrot from Alice
And I did it without any Malice
I gave it a peeling
and in pain, started reeling
I got a carrot from Alice
And I did it without any Malice
I gave it a peeling
and in pain, started reeling
And drinking straight gin from my chalice
funkytuba
12-17-2003, 03:25 AM
There's dishes all over the house
There's dishes all over the house
It's smorgasbord time for the mouse
Hyakujo's Fox
12-18-2003, 05:35 AM
There's dishes all over the house
It's smorgasbord time for the mouse
He's put on some weight
agentsmith
12-18-2003, 01:51 PM
There's dishes all over the house
It's smorgasbord time for the mouse
He's put on some weight
In time for his date
Coffee
12-18-2003, 06:56 PM
There's dishes all over the house
It's smorgasbord time for the mouse
He's put on some weight
In time for his date
but now he can't button his blouse.
funkytuba
12-19-2003, 04:52 AM
Please take my chiahuahua he's naughty
Hyakujo's Fox
12-19-2003, 05:15 AM
Please take my chiahuahua he's naughty
his attitude to me is quite haughty
funkytuba
12-19-2003, 08:18 AM
Please take my chiahuahua he's naughty
his attitude to me is quite haughty
he humps all my guests
lapietra
12-21-2003, 01:13 AM
Please take my chihuahua he's naughty
his attitude to me is quite haughty
he humps all my guests
and chews up their vests
funkytuba
12-21-2003, 03:04 AM
Please take my chihuahua he's naughty
his attitude to me is quite haughty
he humps all my guests
and chews up their vests
plus he thinks the whole world is his potty
RevEf
12-21-2003, 04:35 AM
Here's your five dollars and change
Hyakujo's Fox
12-21-2003, 04:44 AM
Here's your five dollars and change
now give me your pants in exchange
RevEf
12-21-2003, 04:49 AM
Here's your five dollars and change
now give me your pants in exchange.
I am far too old
Hyakujo's Fox
12-21-2003, 04:51 AM
Here's your five dollars and change
now give me your pants in exchange.
I am far too old
and the weather far too cold
RevEf
12-21-2003, 04:56 AM
Here's your five dollars and change
now give me your pants in exchange.
I am far too old
and the weather far too cold
For streaking on this driving range.
lapietra
12-21-2003, 03:48 PM
I think I have found a new friend
Hyakujo's Fox
12-22-2003, 01:19 AM
I think I have found a new friend
Who will stick with me to the end
lapietra
12-22-2003, 03:06 AM
I think I have found a new friend
Who will stick with me to the end
He is funny and wise
funkytuba
12-23-2003, 04:16 AM
I think I have found a new friend
Who will stick with me to the end
He is funny and wise
I get lost in his eyes
zenbabe
12-23-2003, 04:20 AM
I think I have found a new friend
Who will stick with me to the end
He is funny and wise
I get lost in his eyes
And there is always a ear on the lend
Hyakujo's Fox
12-23-2003, 07:08 AM
She stepped off the plane from Malta
lapietra
12-24-2003, 02:18 AM
She stepped off the plane from Malta
Her second layover trans Alta
She stepped off the plane from Malta
Her second layover trans Alta
She brushed back her hair
She stepped off the plane from Malta
Her second layover trans Alta
She brushed back her hair
Having paid her full fare
Hyakujo's Fox
12-25-2003, 11:55 PM
She stepped off the plane from Malta
Her second layover trans Alta
She brushed back her hair
Having paid her full fare
And for that, no-one could fault 'er
RevEf
12-26-2003, 01:56 AM
I'm at an anime con!
Hyakujo's Fox
12-26-2003, 09:23 PM
I'm at an anime con!
I have my Sailor Moon suit on
masterofNone
12-26-2003, 11:20 PM
I'm at an anime con!
I have my Sailor Moon suit on
my dragon ballZ
funkytuba
12-29-2003, 02:23 AM
I'm at an anime con!
I have my Sailor Moon suit on
my dragon ballZ
went all hentai on me
RevEf
12-29-2003, 03:02 AM
I'm at an anime con!
I have my Sailor Moon suit on
my dragon ballZ
went all hentai on me
This is like bukkake, mon!
RevEf
12-29-2003, 03:03 AM
(alternate)
I'm at an anime con!
I have my Sailor Moon suit on
my dragon ballZ
went all hentai on me
This is like Bukkake-mon!
Hyakujo's Fox
12-29-2003, 04:51 AM
I'm having a really great time
masterofNone
12-29-2003, 10:40 AM
I'm having a really great time
with my bottle, my salt, and my lime.
lapietra
12-29-2003, 02:27 PM
I'm having a really great time
with my bottle, my salt, and my lime.
My toes in the sand
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