Limericks for the Purist (communal)

[Smartypants]

Cast iron has a habit of rusting
When old eggs in your skillet start crusting

[daverbee]

Cast iron has a habit of rusting
When old eggs in your skillet start crusting
I'll switch to teflon

[madasacutsnake]

Cast iron has a habit of rusting
When old eggs in your skillet start crusting
I'll switch to teflon
It's good for the colon

[lapietra]

Cast iron has a habit of rusting
When old eggs in your skillet start crusting
I'll switch to teflon
It's good for the colon
And keeps your appendix from busting.

[chuckie egg]

Fantastic are these four day weeks

[daverbee]

Fantastic are these four day weeks
When I work on my slacking techniques.

[lapietra]

Fantastic are these four day weeks
When I work on my slacking techniques.
I doze and I laze

[daverbee]

Fantastic are these four day weeks
When I work on my slacking techniques.
I doze and I laze
My eyeballs they glaze

[lapietra]

Fantastic are these four day weeks
When I work on my slacking techniques.
I doze and I laze
My eyeballs they glaze
and my hair stands up in greasy peaks.

[daverbee]

An aging, old Soap Opera fan

[zenbabe]

An aging, old Soap Opera fan
That realized she was really a man

[rapscalious rob]

An aging, old Soap Opera fan
That realized she was really a man
But could not ‘ford the surgery

[Hyakujo's Fox]

An aging, old Soap Opera fan
That realized she was really a man
But could not ‘ford the surgery
After decades of splurgery

[Audreyvgs]

An aging, old Soap Opera fan
That realized she was really a man
But could not ‘ford the surgery
After decades of splurgery
sitting on the fan man's can

[zenbabe]

there are words that ryhme with 'fvck all'

[Smartypants]

There are words that ryhme with 'fvck all'
That the Pope learned from Peter and Paul

[funkytuba]

There are words that ryhme with 'fvck all'
That the Pope learned from Peter and Paul
But the Holy See's lips

[dinzdale]

There are words that ryhme with 'fvck all'
That the Pope learned from Peter and Paul
But the Holy See's lips
Refuse to say "nips"

[daverbee]

There are words that ryhme with 'fvck all'
That the Pope learned from Peter and Paul
But the Holy See's lips
Refuse to say "nips"
Even on a Papal Pub Crawl.

[lapietra]

My feet are so terribly wide

[daverbee]

My feet are so terribly wide
When wading they create their own tide!

[Spicy Jack]

My feet are so terribly wide
When wading they create their own tide!
my socks are real sweaty

[Aphrodite]

My feet are so terribly wide
When wading they create their own tide!
my socks are real sweaty
and smell like a yeti

[daverbee]

My feet are so terribly wide
When wading they create their own tide!
my socks are real sweaty
and smell like a yeti
but I walk shoeless and with true pride.

[lapietra]

Speaking of yetis, last week

[Spicy Jack]

Speaking of yetis, last week
I saw one down by the creek

[madasacutsnake]

Speaking of yetis, last week
I saw one down by the creek
Abominally smelly

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Speaking of yetis, last week
I saw one down by the creek
Abominally smelly
With a rather large belly

[madasacutsnake]

Speaking of yetis, last week
I saw one down by the creek
Abominally smelly
With a rather large belly
Wrote his name as he took a leak

[Spicy Jack]

Last week I went to the store

[Audreyvgs]

Last week I went to the store
I needed to get me some more

[madasacutsnake]

Last week I went to the store
I needed to get me some more
Bananas and dusters

[Spicy Jack]

Last week I went to the store
I needed to get me some more
Bananas and dusters
and little grape clusters

[madasacutsnake]

Last week I went to the store
I needed to get me some more
Bananas and dusters
and little grape clusters
Now I polish my fruits till I'm sore

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Whilst cleaning out my sock drawers

[Audreyvgs]

Whilst cleaning out my sock drawers
I discovered that, to my horrors

[madasacutsnake]

Whilst cleaning out my sock drawers
I discovered that, to my horrors
My jocks were Manties

[Audreyvgs]

Whilst cleaning out my sock drawers
I discovered that, to my horrors
My jocks were Manties
I look like a banty

[lapietra]

Whilst cleaning out my sock drawers
I discovered that, to my horrors
My jocks were Manties
I look like a banty
So from now on, I'll walk on all fours.

[Deviate]

It's not as bad as it seems

[Gatsby]

It's not as bad as it seems
What we see seems as only in dreams

[madasacutsnake]

It's not as bad as it seems
What we see seems as only in dreams
Reality's for freaks

[Spicy Jack]

It's not as bad as it seems
What we see seems as only in dreams
Reality's for freaks
Insanity peaks

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It's not as bad as it seems
What we see seems as only in dreams
Reality's for freaks
Insanity peaks
And comfort is found in extremes

[straymonk]

She always eats sushi at sea

[Audreyvgs]

She always eats sushi at sea
she says it reminds her of me

[zenbabe]

She always eats sushi at sea
she says it reminds her of me
Is it time for a douche?

[madasacutsnake]

She always eats sushi at sea
she says it reminds her of me
Is it time for a douche?
Can I smell my bouche?

[Audreyvgs]

She always eats sushi at sea
she says it reminds her of me
Is it time for a douche?
Can I smell my bouche?
I can say nothing but oui!




:p :eek: :p :eek: :p :eek: :p

[madasacutsnake]

It must be time for a shower

[straymonk]

It must be time for a shower
my scent is turning quite sour

[Smartypants]

It must be time for a shower
my scent is turning quite sour
This rhyme's made me sweaty

[madasacutsnake]

It must be time for a shower
my scent is turning quite sour
This rhyme's made me sweaty
I smell like a netty

[madasacutsnake]

(Explanation required. Parents from Northumberland where netty = toilet)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

It must be time for a shower
my scent is turning quite sour
This rhyme's made me sweaty
I smell like a netty
Oh, I'll give it just one more hour

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I once met a girl with loose elastic

[straymonk]

I once met a girl with loose elastic.
Her drawers and her smile - somewhat spastic

[Smartypants]

I once met a girl with loose elastic.
Her drawers and her smile - somewhat spastic
While clutching her waistband

[Audreyvgs]

I once met a girl with loose elastic.
Her drawers and her smile - somewhat spastic
While clutching her waistband
that cinched in her wasteland

[catbelly]

I once met a girl with loose elastic.
Her drawers and her smile - somewhat spastic
While clutching her waistband
that cinched in her wasteland
said, "the breeze on my knees is fantastic!"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

She asked me "Are you a big spender?"

[lapietra]

She asked me "Are you a big spender?"
so I showed her my wad of l. tender

[Spicy Jack]

She asked me "Are you a big spender?"
so I showed her my wad of l. tender
She started to smile

[Gatsby]

She asked me "Are you a big spender?"
so I showed her my wad of l. tender
She started to smile
The high rolling lifestyle

[Spicy Jack]

She asked me "Are you a big spender?"
so I showed her my wad of l. tender
She started to smile
The high rolling lifestyle
was just what I was looking to enter

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I asked if she was fond of a drink

[catbelly]

I asked if she was fond of a drink
She said, "well, what do you think?"

[straymonk]

I asked if she was fond of a drink
She said, "well, what do you think?"
So, I bought her an ale

[Smartypants]

I asked if she was fond of a drink
She said, "well, what do you think?"
So, I bought her an ale
Which she chugged from a pail

[shmitty]

I asked if she was fond of a drink
She said, "well, what do you think?"
So, I bought her an ale
Which she chugged from a pail
And then she threw up in the sink.

[rapscalious rob]

My member, if I’m not mistaken,

[Smartypants]

My member, if I’m not mistaken,
Is quite prone to stir when it's shaken

[rapscalious rob]

My member, if I’m not mistaken,
Is quite prone to stir when it's shaken
and it sure likes some nook,

[straymonk]

My member, if I’m not mistaken,
Is quite prone to stir when it's shaken
and it sure likes some nook,
by hook or by crook

[Smartypants]

My member, if I’m not mistaken,
Is quite prone to stir when it's shaken
and it sure likes some nook
Hide the sausage! Let's cook!

[shmitty]

My member, if I’m not mistaken,
Is quite prone to stir when it's shaken
and it sure likes some nook,
by hook or by crook,
and it really likes when it gets spank'n

[shmitty]

My member, if I’m not mistaken,
Is quite prone to stir when it's shaken
and it sure likes some nook
Hide the sausage! Let's cook!
Can't hide here, this spot's already taken.

[Spicy Jack]

Who is the person named shmitty?

[lapietra]

Who is the person named shmitty?
An effort was made to be witty...

[Spicy Jack]

Who is the person named shmitty?
An effort was made to be witty...
but it just kinda flopped

[daverbee]

Who is the person named shmitty?
An effort was made to be witty...
but it just kinda flopped
The pretense got dropped

[Smartypants]

Who is the person named shmitty?
An effort was made to be witty...
but it just kinda flopped
The pretense got dropped
Now he's doomed to be treated quite shitty

[shmitty]

I just ask for your pitty
please dont treat me so shitty
i feel all alone
right down to the bone
like you said, im trying to be witty

[Spicy Jack]

Shmitty likes to play on his own

[dinzdale]

Shmitty likes to play on his own
Whether cards, lim'ricks or his bone

[Spicy Jack]

Shmitty likes to play on his own
Whether cards, lim'ricks or his bone
it is really sad

[lapietra]

Shmitty likes to play on his own
Whether cards, lim'ricks or his bone
it is really sad
that we treated him (her?) bad

[Smartypants]

Shmitty likes to play on his own
Whether cards, lim'ricks or his bone
it is really sad
that we treated him (her?) bad
We zemonkeys sin, then throw stones

[Spicy Jack]

I collect my stones in a bag

[Smartypants]

I collect my stones in a bag
as I zig down the street and then zag

[lapietra]

I collect my stones in a bag
as I zig down the street and then zag
and then I say "FARK!!!"

[Spicy Jack]

I collect my stones in a bag
as I zig down the street and then zag
and then I say "FARK!!!"
and aim for my mark

[Aphrodite]

I collect my stones in a bag
as I zig down the street and then zag
and then I say "FARK!!!"
and aim for my mark
my zig zagging caused tongues to wag

[Spicy Jack]

What did you do with the hose?

[shmitty]

OK I'll be a team player

[lapietra]

What did you do with the hose?
I needed it for my next pose

[Hyakujo's Fox]

What did you do with the hose?
I needed it for my next pose
When I'll stand in the garden

[Gatsby]

What did you do with the hose?
I needed it for my next pose
When I'll stand in the garden
Statuesque as a Rodin

[Smartypants]

What did you do with the hose?
I needed it for my next pose
When I'll stand in the garden
Statuesque as a Rodin
Thinkin' hard, contemplating my toes.

[shmitty]

This girl I know, her name's Shaniqua

[Smartypants]

This girl I know, her name's Shaniqua
On God's earth this babe ain't got no equa'

[Aphrodite]

This girl I know, her name's Shaniqua
On God's earth this babe ain't got no equa'
The poise of a dancer

[Hyakujo's Fox]

This girl I know, her name's Shaniqua
On God's earth this babe ain't got no equa'
The poise of a dancer
You could not enhance 'er

[Smartypants]

This girl I know, her name's Shaniqua
On God's earth this babe ain't got no equa'
The poise of a dancer
You could not enhance 'er
My Shaniqua from North Massapequa

[shmitty]

once again theres a girl involved
for years something wasnt resolved
we spoke tonight
found what caused the spite
its a good thing we never got involved

----------------------------------------------------
sorry i know that wasnt exactly a team effort but i needed to get it off my chest.

thanks

[shmitty]

once again theres a girl involved
for years something wasnt resolved
we spoke tonight
found what caused the spite
its a good thing we never got involved

----------------------------------------------------
sorry i know that wasnt exactly a team effort but i needed to get it off my chest.

thanks

[daverbee]

Men and women are so close yet so far.

[Spicy Jack]

Men and women are so close yet so far
When they meet one another at a bar

[dinzdale]

Men and women are so close yet so far
When they meet one another at a bar
but two sips of brandy

[Spicy Jack]

Men and women are so close yet so far
When they meet one another at a bar
but two sips of brandy
makes everything dandy

[straymonk]

Men and women are so close yet so far
When they meet one another at a bar
but two sips of brandy
makes everything dandy
for a tryst, then a quick au revoir.

[funkytuba]

These farts, they just won't go away

[madasacutsnake]

These farts, they just won't go away
My bottom is beginning to fray

[daverbee]

These farts, they just won't go away
My bottom is beginning to fray
Both cheeks keep a flappin'

[dinzdale]

These farts, they just won't go away
My bottom is beginning to fray
Both cheeks keep a flappin'
I cant tell if I'm crappin'

[daverbee]

These farts, they just won't go away
My bottom is beginning to fray
Both cheeks keep a flappin'
I cant tell if I'm crappin'
The stress turned my dark hair to gray.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

On the end of my nose is a wart

[daverbee]

On the end of my nose is a wart
Getting bigger each day, I must report.

[Spicy Jack]

On the end of my nose is a wart
Getting bigger each day, I must report.
People keep staring

[daverbee]

On the end of my nose is a wart
Getting bigger each day, I must report.
People keep staring
The wart looks back, glaring

[Spicy Jack]

On the end of my nose is a wart
Getting bigger each day, I must report.
People keep staring
The wart looks back, glaring
"You are Ugly", is my only retort.

[rapscalious rob]

My face will never be the same

[lady sphinx]

My face will never be the same
Since i got slapped by that sick dame

[Gatsby]

My face will never be the same
Since i got slapped by that sick dame
My nose is so swollen

[daverbee]

My face will never be the same
Since i got slapped by that sick dame
My nose is so swollen
I can't see to go bowlin'

[Spicy Jack]

My face will never be the same
Since i got slapped by that sick dame
My nose is so swollen
I can't see to go bowlin'
and tonight is the championship game

[rapscalious rob]

There’s a hole in the bucket, dear liza

[Spicy Jack]

There’s a hole in the bucket, dear liza
but I think I have something the right size-a

[Audreyvgs]

There’s a hole in the bucket, dear liza
but I think I have something the right size-a
it clips on your lip

[Gatsby]

There’s a hole in the bucket, dear liza
but I think I have something the right size-a
it clips on your lip
could plug up a ship

[funkytuba]

There’s a hole in the bucket, dear liza
but I think I have something the right size-a
it clips on your lip
could plug up a ship
and double as plant fertilizer

[Spicy Jack]

What is it I see over there?

[Audreyvgs]

What is it I see over there?
It's a gargoyle with musical hair!











:rolleyes:

[Gatsby]

What is it I see over there?
It's a gargoyle with musical hair!
Stanzas like dreadlocks

[Spicy Jack]

What is it I see over there?
It's a gargoyle with musical hair!
Stanzas like dreadlocks
He's gorgeous and so rocks

[straymonk]

What is it I see over there?
It's a gargoyle with musical hair!
Stanzas like dreadlocks
He's gorgeous and so rocks.
No rolling stone dares to compare!

[Spicy Jack]

There once was a lady sphinx

[straymonk]

There once was a lady sphinx
who talked to a gaggle of shrinks

[Spicy Jack]

There once was a lady sphinx
who talked to a gaggle of shrinks
she fell in love with her doc

[madasacutsnake]

There once was a lady sphinx
who talked to a gaggle of shrinks
she fell in love with her doc
Who thought psychiatry a crock

[zenbabe]

There once was a lady sphinx
who talked to a gaggle of shrinks
she fell in love with her doc
Who thought psychiatry a crock
so she screwed him, who cares what his wife thinks!

[madasacutsnake]

I'm a slut, just call me Jezebel

[zenbabe]

I'm a slut, just call me Jezebel
I come from the deep, underbelly of hell

[madasacutsnake]

I'm a slut, just call me Jezebel
I come from the deep, underbelly of hell
I wear crotchless knickers

[Aphrodite]

I'm a slut, just call me Jezebel
I come from the deep, underbelly of hell
I wear crotchless knickers
and no one dare snickers

[funkytuba]

I'm a slut, just call me Jezebel
I come from the deep, underbelly of hell
I wear crotchless knickers
and no one dare snickers
Cause they've all passed out from the smell

[Gatsby]

The Romans, they do as they do

[funkytuba]

The Romans, they do as they do
If you were there, you'd do so too

[rapscalious rob]

The Romans, they do as they do
If you were there, you'd do so too
‘less you were a tourist,

[madasacutsnake]

The Romans, they do as they do
If you were there, you'd do so too
‘less you were a tourist,
Or a Leviticus jurist

[Gatsby]

The Romans, they do as they do
If you were there, you'd do so too
‘less you were a tourist,
Or a Leviticus jurist
'cause the Roman way you'd then eschew

[Audreyvgs]

My cat is asleep in the sink

[madasacutsnake]

My cat is asleep in the sink
Funny to turn the tap on I think

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My cat is asleep in the sink
Funny to turn the tap on I think
And then watch her fly

[catbelly]

My cat is asleep in the sink
Funny to turn the tap on I think
And then watch her fly
But watch out for my eye

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My cat is asleep in the sink
Funny to turn the tap on I think
And then watch her fly
But watch out for my eye
Or I'll have a permanent wink

[catbelly]

[heh!!]


My pants are too dirty to wear

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My pants are too dirty to wear
But it isn't my fault I swear!

[catbelly]

My pants are too dirty to wear
But it isn't my fault I swear!
I was walking the dog

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My pants are too dirty to wear
But it isn't my fault I swear!
I was walking the dog
Late at night, in the fog

[Spicy Jack]

My pants are too dirty to wear
But it isn't my fault I swear!
I was walking the dog
Late at night, in the fog
And was attacked by a big hungry bear

[daverbee]

That burrito is stuck in my craw.

[Spicy Jack]

That burrito is stuck in my craw.
And its rubbing me ever so raw.

[daverbee]

That burrito is stuck in my craw.
And its rubbing me ever so raw.
My throat feels like sandpaper,

[Spicy Jack]

That burrito is stuck in my craw.
And its rubbing me ever so raw.
My throat feels like sandpaper,
I will miss out on my caper

[funkytuba]

That burrito is stuck in my craw.
And its rubbing me ever so raw.
My throat feels like sandpaper,
I will miss out on my caper
Cause I'll be so slow on the draw

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The turkey had grown quite plump

[catbelly]

The turkey had grown quite plump
So I brought him to the oak stump

[Aphrodite]

The turkey had grown quite plump
So I brought him to the oak stump
then I looked in his eyes

[straymonk]

The turkey had grown quite plump
So I brought him to the oak stump
then I looked in his eyes
and to my surprise

[Spicy Jack]

The turkey had grown quite plump
So I brought him to the oak stump
then I looked in his eyes
and to my surprise
On my foot he had taken a dump

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I have to admit I'm a nerd

[daverbee]

I have to admit I'm a nerd
Me? Being macho? Absurd!

[chuckie egg]

I have to admit I'm a nerd
Me? Being macho? Absurd!
Its true, I'm a wimp

[Audreyvgs]

I have to admit I'm a nerd
Me? Being macho? Absurd!
Its true, I'm a wimp
and somewhat of a shrimp

[Spicy Jack]

I have to admit I'm a nerd
Me? Being macho? Absurd!
Its true, I'm a wimp
and somewhat of a shrimp
But I can lay one heck of a turd

[Audreyvgs]

The Bink calls the big'uns Beauties

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The Bink calls the big'uns Beauties
the little ones should be called Cuties

[Audreyvgs]

The Bink calls the big'uns Beauties
the little ones should be called Cuties
some drop like rocks

[daverbee]

The Bink calls the big'uns Beauties
the little ones should be called Cuties
some drop like rocks
hang down to one's socks

[Gatsby]

The Bink calls the big'uns Beauties
the little ones should be called Cuties
some drop like rocks
hang down to one's socks
Long enough to polish your booties

[lapietra]

I'm wearing a shiny black shirt

[Smartypants]

I'm wearing a shiny black shirt
which I love 'cuz it doesn't show dirt

[Aphrodite]

I'm wearing a shiny black shirt
which I love 'cuz it doesn't show dirt
It matches my pants

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'm wearing a shiny black shirt
which I love 'cuz it doesn't show dirt
It matches my pants
Have you seen them perchance?

[straymonk]

I'm wearing a shiny black shirt
which I love 'cuz it doesn't show dirt
It matches my pants
Have you seen them perchance?
This black kilt looks too much like skirt.

[Audreyvgs]

http://www.audreyheffner.net/kilt.jpg

I'm doing the Dinz-dance at work

[daverbee]

I'm doing the Dinz-dance at work
in a bonnet and a little plaid skirt

[Spicy Jack]

I'm doing the Dinz-dance at work
in a bonnet and a little plaid skirt
I'm feeling a breeze

[daverbee]

I'm doing the Dinz-dance at work
in a bonnet and a little plaid skirt
I'm feeling a breeze
'round my knees, if you please

[Spicy Jack]

I'm doing the Dinz-dance at work
in a bonnet and a little plaid skirt
I'm feeling a breeze
'round my knees, if you please,
and some manties right now wouldn't hurt!

[Gatsby]

I'm having a hard time today

[Spicy Jack]

I'm having a hard time today
cuz that itch just won't go away

[dinzdale]

I'm having a hard time today
cuz that itch just won't go away
I used the new cream

[Spicy Jack]

I'm having a hard time today
cuz that itch just won't go away
I used the new cream
with a glittery gleam

[dinzdale]

I'm having a hard time today
cuz that itch just won't go away
I used the new cream
with a glittery gleam
so, though itchy, I can still display

[Spicy Jack]

Just take a good look at this

[dinzdale]

Just take a good look at this
and say if it's "Hit" or a "Miss"

[Spicy Jack]

Just take a good look at this
and say if it's "Hit" or a "Miss"
It's round and it's smooth

[dinzdale]

Just take a good look at this
and say if it's "Hit" or a "Miss"
It's round and it's smooth
with a patented groove

[Spicy Jack]

Just take a good look at this
and say if it's "Hit" or a "Miss"
It's round and it's smooth
with a patented groove
and helps you aim when you piss

[Gatsby]

Everyone was kung-fu fighting

[Spicy Jack]

Everyone was kung-fu fighting
Their outfits were very frightening

[straymonk]

Everyone was kung-fu fighting
Their outfits were very frightening
black belts abounded

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Everyone was kung-fu fighting
Their outfits were very frightening
black belts abounded
flying jumps astounded

[daverbee]

Everyone was kung-fu fighting
Their outfits were very frightening
black belts abounded
flying jumps astounded
but the movie had terrible lighting.

[rapscalious rob]

No extra anchovies for me, please

[Spicy Jack]

No extra anchovies for me, please
Just some extra ooey gooey cheese

[lapietra]

No extra anchovies for me, please
Just some extra ooey gooey cheese
Some chevre and Kasseri

[funkytuba]

No extra anchovies for me, please
Just some extra ooey gooey cheese
Some chevre and Kasseri
though I would be wary

[Hyakujo's Fox]

No extra anchovies for me, please
Just some extra ooey gooey cheese
Some chevre and Kasseri
though I would be wary
of combining blue stilton with these

[straymonk]

There once was a President named Bush

[Gatsby]

There once was a President named Bush
Obsessed with his Vice Peep's tush

[Smartypants]

There once was a President named Bush
Obsessed with his Vice Peep's tush
Cheney's cheeks so obsessed him

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a President named Bush
Obsessed with his Vice Peep's tush
Cheney's cheeks so obsessed him
he snuck up and caressed him

[Smartypants]

There once was a President named Bush
Obsessed with his Vice Peep's tush
Cheney's cheeks so obsessed him
he snuck up and caressed him
Giving hope they'll both get the bum's rush

[rapscalious rob]

There’s a factor led by Bill O’Rielly

[AllegroNg]

There’s a factor led by Bill O’Rielly
Lead by a coyote named Wiley

[Audreyvgs]

There’s a factor led by Bill O’Rielly
Lead by a coyote named Wiley
so far right that it hurts

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There’s a factor led by Bill O’Rielly
Lead by a coyote named Wiley
so far right that it hurts
that guy gives me the squirts

[daverbee]

There’s a factor led by Bill O’Rielly
Lead by a coyote named Wiley
so far right that it hurts
that guy gives me the squirts
We'll make fun of him, even if only slyly.

[Spicy Jack]

So what is it that you said?

[trisherina]

So what is it that you said?
(From your mouth, so slack and inbred)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

So what is it that you said?
(From your mouth, so slack and inbred)
You wanted my number?

[lapietra]

So what is it that you said?
(From your mouth, so slack and inbred)
You wanted my number?
Could you be any dumber?

[straymonk]

So what is it that you said?
(From your mouth, so slack and inbred)
You wanted my number?
Could you be any dumber?
You'll never get me into bed!

[laughingbuddha]

They say you are a good kisser

[priceyfatprude]

They say you are a good kisser
If you weren't, it'd be a real pisser

[laughingbuddha]

They say you are a good kisser
If you weren't, it'd be a real pisser
I'd test you everytime

[priceyfatprude]

They say you are a good kisser
If you weren't, it'd be a real pisser
I'd test you everytime
even without the wine

[laughingbuddha]

They say you are a good kisser
If you weren't, it'd be a real pisser
I'd test you everytime
even without the wine
oh how i hope i dont miss her?

[laughingbuddha]

Bickering tinkering Pop

[priceyfatprude]

Bickering tinkering Pop
the mouse ran up the cop

[laughingbuddha]

Bickering tinkering Pop
the mouse ran up the cop
The cop screamed Fvck!

[priceyfatprude]

Bickering tinkering Pop
The mouse ran up the cop
The cop screamed Fvck!
Get offa my duck!

[laughingbuddha]

Bickering tinkering Pop
The mouse ran up the cop
The cop screamed Fvck!
Get offa my duck!
Or it might get the mop

[Spicy Jack]

I bought a new bright blue hat

[lapietra]

I bought a new bright blue hat
It's now being sat on by the cat

[chuckie egg]

I bought a new bright blue hat
It's now being sat on by the cat
It's covered in fur

[Smartypants]

I bought a new bright blue hat
It's now being sat on by the cat
It's covered in fur
I hear fur's de rigeur

[lapietra]

I bought a new bright blue hat
It's now being sat on by the cat
It's covered in fur
I hear fur's de rigeur
I guess that I'll wear it like that! :)

[straymonk]

My cat hat is quite the rage

[lapietra]

My cat hat is quite the rage
It's celebrated on screen and page

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My cat hat is quite the rage
It's celebrated on screen and page
Madonna has a copy

[laughingbuddha]

My cat hat is quite the rage
It's celebrated on screen and page
Madonna has a copy
It looks like a floppy

[lapietra]

My cat hat is quite the rage
It's celebrated on screen and page
Madonna has a copy
It looks like a floppy
And definitely shows her age.





me-ow! ;)

[straymonk]

I've aspired to be someone's Boy Toy

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I've aspired to be someone's Boy Toy
It's a career I think I'd enjoy

[Aphrodite]

I've aspired to be someone's Boy Toy
It's a career I think I'd enjoy
My manties have lace

[Smartypants]

I've aspired to be someone's Boy Toy
It's a career I think I'd enjoy
My manties have lace
For to nestle your face