Limericks for the Purist (communal)

[weissenflatz]

I've aspired to be someone's Boy Toy
It's a career I think I'd enjoy
My manties have lace
For to nestle your face
'Round the toy of a lovable boy

[lapietra]

That last one had a distinct flair

[Smartypants]

That last one had a distinct flair
Though it caused me to clench my sphinctair

[lapietra]

That last one had a distinct flair
Though it caused me to clench my sphinctair
And break out in a cold sweat

[Hyakujo's Fox]

That last one had a distinct flair
Though it caused me to clench my sphinctair
And break out in a cold sweat
It was by far the best yet

[weissenflatz]

That last one had a distinct flair
Though it caused me to clench my sphinctair
And break out in a cold sweat
It was by far the best yet
But nonetheless more than I can bear

[lapietra]

Last night I was baking some cookies

[straymonk]

Last night I was baking some cookies
Those Girl Scouts are nothin' but rookies

[zenbabe]

Last night I was baking some cookies
Those Girl Scouts are nothin' but rookies
But instead I just tossed them

[funkytuba]

Last night I was baking some cookies
Those Girl Scouts are nothin' but rookies
But instead I just tossed them
then brushed 'em and flossed them

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Last night I was baking some cookies
Those Girl Scouts are nothin' but rookies
But instead I just tossed them
then brushed 'em and flossed them
and used 'em to pay off my bookies

[weissenflatz]

When I discovered the strange coloured rashes

[zenbabe]

When I discovered the strange coloured rashes
I played it off as i did the hot flashes.

[straymonk]

When I discovered the strange coloured rashes
I played it off as i did the hot flashes.
"I'm not sick!", I said.

[weissenflatz]

When I discovered the strange coloured rashes
I played it off as i did the hot flashes.
"I'm not sick!", I said.
But to be sure, I checked my bed

[daverbee]

When I discovered the strange coloured rashes
I played it off as i did the hot flashes.
"I'm not sick!", I said.
But to be sure, I checked my bed
I found bedbugs! Each one I smashes!

[lapietra]

I'm wearing a jewelled tiara

[Smartypants]

I'm wearing a jewelled tiara
As I wave to the boys, "Sayonara!"

[lapietra]

I'm wearing a jewelled tiara
As I wave to the boys, "Sayonara!"
My silk scarf by Hermès

[daverbee]

I'm wearing a jewelled tiara
As I wave to the boys, "Sayonara!"
My silk scarf by Hermès
prevents any germies

[lapietra]

I'm wearing a jewelled tiara
As I wave to the boys, "Sayonara!"
My silk scarf by Hermès
prevents any germies
I bought it in Timişoara





eh... :rolleyes:

[dinzdale]

It's the dawn of the age of Aquarius

[lapietra]

It's the dawn of the age of Aquarius
Changes will be many and various

[dinzdale]

It's the dawn of the age of Aquarius
Changes will be many and various
The monkeys will freak

[Spicy Jack]

It's the dawn of the age of Aquarius
Changes will be many and various
The monkeys will freak
When Ze starts to speak

[dinzdale]

It's the dawn of the age of Aquarius
Changes will be many and various
The monkeys will freak
When Ze starts to speak
And we'll moon, every Tom, Dick and Hairy Ass

[Spicy Jack]

The monkeys decided to play

[dinzdale]

The monkeys decided to play
instead of working all day

[Spicy Jack]

The monkeys decided to play
instead of working all day
Their bosses got mad

[dinzdale]

The monkeys decided to play
instead of working all day
Their bosses got mad
at the fun that was had

[Spicy Jack]

The monkeys decided to play
instead of working all day
Their bosses got mad
at the fun that was had
and took their internet away


:(

[lapietra]

You've gotta admit, Dinz is cute. :)

[straymonk]

You've gotta admit, Dinz is cute.
And smart and funny to boot.

[funkytuba]

You've gotta admit, Dinz is cute.
And smart and funny to boot
but the place where he lacks

[Hyakujo's Fox]

You've gotta admit, Dinz is cute.
And smart and funny to boot
but the place where he lacks
is his reluctance to wax

[funkytuba]

You've gotta admit, Dinz is cute.
And smart and funny to boot
but the place where he lacks
is his reluctance to wax
the parts around which he goes "poot".

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I squeezed on the tootpaste too hard

[weissenflatz]

I squeezed on the tootpaste too hard
I jumped when I heard a loud fart

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I squeezed on the tootpaste too hard
I jumped when I heard a loud fart
Unsure from where it came

[lapietra]

I squeezed on the tootpaste too hard
I jumped when I heard a loud fart
Unsure from where it came
I put on a leotard

[Smartypants]

I squeezed on the tootpaste too hard
I jumped when I heard a loud fart
Unsure from where it came
I put on a leotard
and pondered the concept of the limerick "purist."

[lapietra]

My cat has had too many treats

[Smartypants]

My cat has had too many treats
To the wind, it's as if she's three sheets

[lapietra]

My cat has had too many treats
To the wind, it's as if she's three sheets
She's lost all inhibition

[funkytuba]

My cat has had too many treats
To the wind, it's as if she's three sheets
She's lost all inhibition
belongs in drunkard's prison

[Smartypants]

My cat has had too many treats
To the wind, it's as if she's three sheets
She's lost all inhibition
belongs in drunkard's prison
She suckers with "cute" all she meets

[funkytuba]

Let's get this thread right back on track

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Let's get this thread right back on track
And don't cut those poets no slack

[Smartypants]

Let's get this thread right back on track
And don't cut those poets no slack
We'll tap out the meter

[straymonk]

Let's get this thread right back on track
And don't cut those poets no slack
We'll tap out the meter
Make the rhymes neater

[funkytuba]

Let's get this thread right back on track
And don't cut those poets no slack
We'll tap out the meter
Make the rhymes neater
And give anyone who tries to screw things up a big whack.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'm living off nothing but Whiskey

[weissenflatz]

I'm living off nothing but Whiskey
Other booze just makes me too frisky

[daverbee]

I'm living off nothing but Whiskey
Other booze just makes me too frisky
Jack Daniel's my best friend

[rapscalious rob]

I'm living off nothing but Whiskey
Other booze just makes me too frisky
Jack Daniel's my best friend
on whom my paycheck I spend

[lapietra]

I'm living off nothing but Whiskey
Other booze just makes me too frisky
Jack Daniel's my best friend
on whom my paycheck I spend
The other brands are just too risky

[straymonk]

My car is in need of new brakes

[Spicy Jack]

My car is in need of new brakes
because I ran over some snakes

[lapietra]

My car is in need of new brakes
because I ran over some snakes
The snakes got all tangled

[Spicy Jack]

My car is in need of new brakes
because I ran over some snakes
The snakes got all tangled
and the brakes got all mangled

[lapietra]

My car is in need of new brakes
because I ran over some snakes
The snakes got all tangled
and the brakes got all mangled
but I made some real tasty snake cakes! :D

[straymonk]

:) lol, jack & lala
----------------------------


The middle of the week is 'hump' day

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The middle of the week is 'hump' day
And sadly, I took this the wrong way

[weissenflatz]

The middle of the week is 'hump' day
And sadly, I took this the wrong way
I was humping from dusk till dawn

[daverbee]

The middle of the week is 'hump' day
And sadly, I took this the wrong way
I was humping from dusk till dawn
Overslept, now my job is gone

[weissenflatz]

The middle of the week is 'hump' day
And sadly, I took this the wrong way
I was humping from dusk till dawn
Overslept, now my job is gone
But I got laid, so what the hey..

[daverbee]

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[lapietra]

We've got peppers of every hue

[Hyakujo's Fox]

We've got peppers of every hue
we got 'em in purple and blue

[straymonk]

We've got peppers of every hue
we got 'em in purple and blue
they'll spice up your life

[Hyakujo's Fox]

We've got peppers of every hue
we got 'em in purple and blue
they'll spice up your life
they'll spice up your wife

[Smartypants]

We've got peppers of every hue
we got 'em in purple and blue
they'll spice up your life
they'll spice up your wife
just make sure if she's hot, it's for you

[Spicy Jack]

"I've got something for you", she said.

[dinzdale]

"I've got something for you", she said
whilst tying me down to the bed

[Spicy Jack]

"I've got something for you", she said
whilst tying me down to the bed
she cracked half a smile

[dinzdale]

"I've got something for you", she said
whilst tying me down to the bed
she cracked half a smile
like a bad crocodile

[Spicy Jack]

"I've got something for you", she said
whilst tying me down to the bed
she cracked half a smile
like a bad crocodile
And gave me amazing....hmmm...what rhymes with "ed"...um dead, bread, fred, lead .....oh well

[dinzdale]

The amazing thing about Fred

[Spicy Jack]

The amazing thing about Fred
it his passion for parmesan bread

[dinzdale]

The amazing thing about Fred
is his passion for parmesan bread.
He'll beg and he'll plead

[Spicy Jack]

The amazing thing about Fred
is his passion for parmesan bread.
He'll beg and he'll plead
to satisfy his need

[dinzdale]

The amazing thing about Fred
is his passion for parmesan bread.
He'll beg and he'll plead
to satisfy his need
and the deli has a price on his head.

[Dark Chocolate]

Fred’s knickers were tied in a knot

[Spicy Jack]

Poor Fred’s knickers were tied in a knot
for he had so anxiously sought

[Dark Chocolate]

Fred’s knickers were tied in a knot
for he had so anxiously sought
for smelly romano

[lapietra]

Fred’s knickers were tied in a knot
for he had so anxiously sought
for smelly romano
to mix with some guano

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Fred’s knickers were tied in a knot
for he had so anxiously sought
for smelly romano
to mix with some guano
and pot, but he found not a jot

[straymonk]

That special herb, I find quite enticing

[Gatsby]

That special herb, I find quite enticing
But to procure, it's confusing - the pricing

[madasacutsnake]

That special herb, I find quite enticing
But to procure, it's confusing - the pricing
So I grow my own

[Hyakujo's Fox]

That special herb, I find quite enticing
But to procure, it's confusing - the pricing
So I grow my own
at a location unknown

[straymonk]

That special herb, I find quite enticing
But to procure, it's confusing - the pricing
So I grow my own
at a location unknown
where I harvest and do all my splicing.

[weissenflatz]

I drink vodka and sometimes beer

[funkytuba]

I drink vodka and sometimes beer
in an effort to keep my head clear

[Smartypants]

I drink vodka and sometimes beer
in an effort to keep my head clear
It sheems to be working

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I drink vodka and sometimes beer
in an effort to keep my head clear
It sheems to be working
sho shtop ya fookin shmirkin!

[weissenflatz]

I drink vodka and sometimes beer
in an effort to keep my head clear
It sheems to be working
sho shtop ya fookin shmirkin!
Yesss honie, I issa drunk, my dear...

[lapietra]

This morning, while shining my tiara

[weissenflatz]

This morning, while shining my tiara
after polishing, with sand from the Sahara

[straymonk]

This morning, while shining my tiara
after polishing, with sand from the Sahara
I grabbed my pink sash

[weissenflatz]

This morning, while shining my tiara
after polishing, with sand from the Sahara
I grabbed my pink sash
and went off with a dash

[Hyakujo's Fox]

This morning, while shining my tiara
after polishing, with sand from the Sahara
I grabbed my pink sash
and went off with a dash
in search of someone bizarrer

[weissenflatz]

Young weissenflatz slept like a baby

[Gatsby]

Young weissenflatz slept like a baby
Having read some Chinua Achebe

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Young weissenflatz slept like a baby
Having read some Chinua Achebe
but he woke up crying

[weissenflatz]

Young weissenflatz slept like a baby
Having read some Chinua Achebe
but he woke up crying
realized next to him was lying

[Audreyvgs]

Young weissenflatz slept like a baby
Having read some Chinua Achebe
but he woke up crying
realized next to him was lying
not a sure thing, but a maybe

[weissenflatz]

Yes, today it is friday!

[Audreyvgs]

Yes, today it is friday!
and if, perchance I have myway

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Yes, today it is friday!
and if, perchance I have myway
when midnight comes

[weissenflatz]

Yes, today it is friday!
and if, perchance I have myway
when midnight comes
all drunk with my chums

[Spicy Jack]

Yes, today it is friday!
and if, perchance I have myway
when midnight comes
all drunk with my chums
we will dance naked on the highway

[weissenflatz]

A girl was accused of bad manners

[Spicy Jack]

A girl was accused of bad manners
for covering herself in self tanners

[weissenflatz]

A girl was accused of bad manners
for covering herself in self tanners
the flesh she displayed

[Spicy Jack]

A girl was accused of bad manners
for covering herself in self tanners
the flesh she displayed
left people dismayed

[dinzdale]

A girl was accused of bad manners
for covering herself in self tanners
the flesh she displayed
left people dismayed
when she danced at the Copa Cobana's

[Spicy Jack]

Her dance put weissens to shame

[rapscalious rob]

Her dance put weissens to shame
that self-tanner tan looked quite lame

[Spicy Jack]

Her dance put weissens to shame
that self-tanner tan looked quite lame
but it mattered not

[Dark Chocolate]

Her dance put weissens to shame
that self-tanner tan looked quite lame
but it mattered not
she shook what she got

[Spicy Jack]

Her dance put weissens to shame
that self-tanner tan looked quite lame
but it mattered not
she shook what she got
but compared to DC it was really quite tame ;)

[rapscalious rob]

Spicy Jack is good when it’s sharp

[straymonk]

Spicy Jack is good when it’s sharp
for I love a strong cheese with fried carp

[Gatsby]

Spicy Jack is good when it’s sharp
for I love a strong cheese with fried carp
Smelly like gouda

[Smartypants]

Spicy Jack is good when it’s sharp
for I love a strong cheese with fried carp
Smelly like gouda
Puts me in the mooda

[madasacutsnake]

Spicy Jack is good when it’s sharp
for I love a strong cheese with fried carp
Smelly like gouda
Puts me in the mooda
Cheese and fish makes me want to fark.

[straymonk]

Farting on a date is never good

[Smartypants]

Farting on a date is never good
(Not to say any way that I would.)

[zenbabe]

Farting on a date is never good
(Not to say any way that I would.)
If it wern't for the smell

[Spicy Jack]

Farting on a date is never good
(Not to say any way that I would.)
If it wern't for the smell
of rotton eggs from hell

[madasacutsnake]

Farting on a date is never good
(Not to say any way that I would.)
If it wern't for the smell
of rotton eggs from hell
I'd pass flatus where I sat, lay and stood.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

In the wind the answer was blowing

[Aphrodite]

In the wind the answer was blowing
It was neither raining nor snowing

[Deviate]

In the wind the answer was blowing
It was neither raining nor snowing
But when the breezes blew

[Spicy Jack]

In the wind the answer was blowing
It was neither raining nor snowing
But when the breezes blew
I had just knew

[funkytuba]

In the wind the answer was blowing
It was neither raining nor snowing
But when the breezes blew
I had just knew
my grammatical errors'd'be showing

[weissenflatz]

this monday I feel like crying

[Spicy Jack]

this monday I feel like crying
my brain in perpetually frying

[nycwriters]

this monday I feel like crying
my brain in perpetually frying
but try as I might

[weissenflatz]

this monday I feel like crying
my brain in perpetually frying
but try as I might
'cause after this night

[Spicy Jack]

this monday I feel like crying
my brain in perpetually frying
but try as I might
'cause after this night
I’m just gonna have to stop trying

[daverbee]

Tuesday ain't been too much bettah

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Tuesday ain't been too much bettah
feeling as bright as an Irish setter

[zenbabe]

Tuesday ain't been too much bettah
feeling as bright as an Irish setter
It is almost half over

[weissenflatz]

Tuesday ain't been too much bettah
feeling as bright as an Irish setter
It is almost half over
So I'm moving to Dover

[weissenflatz]

Tuesday ain't been too much bettah
feeling as bright as an Irish setter
It is almost half over
So I'm moving to Dover

[straymonk]

Tuesday ain't been too much bettah
feeling as bright as an Irish setter
It is almost half over
So I'm moving to Dover
to dive off the cliffs in bad weather

[weissenflatz]

This wednesday the sky is clearing

[lapietra]

This wednesday the sky is clearing
Improvement is swiftly appearing

[Smartypants]

This wednesday the sky is clearing
Improvement is swiftly appearing
And now my umbrella

[lapietra]

This wednesday the sky is clearing
Improvement is swiftly appearing
And now my umbrella
Is shared with a fella

[Smartypants]

This wednesday the sky is clearing
Improvement is swiftly appearing
And now my umbrella
Is shared with a fella
Who's shady yet still quite endearing

[lapietra]

A new Thursday with bright promise dawns

[straymonk]

A new Thursday with bright promise dawns
I think I'll drink wine and eat prawns

[weissenflatz]

A new Thursday with bright promise dawns
I think I'll drink wine and eat prawns
I'll go out with that cute girl

[lapietra]

A new Thursday with bright promise dawns
I think I'll drink wine and eat prawns
I'll go out with that cute girl
The one who wears one pearl

[Spicy Jack]

A new Thursday with bright promise dawns
I think I'll drink wine and eat prawns
I'll go out with that cute girl
The one who wears one pearl
And keeps a nicely trimmed lawn ;)

[rapscalious rob]

There once was a haircut quite nappy

[straymonk]

There once was a haircut quite nappy
given by a barber quite crappy

[Smartypants]

There once was a haircut quite nappy
given by a barber quite crappy
He dyed men's hair orange*




*That's for you, straymonk, you BASTARD!! :p

[weissenflatz]

There once was a haircut quite nappy
given by a barber quite crappy
He dyed men's hair orange
Then dried them using a sponge

[Audreyvgs]

There once was a haircut quite nappy
given by a barber quite crappy
He dyed men's hair orange
Then dried them using a sponge
no customer left there quite happy

[weissenflatz]

I like to make soup using croutons

[straymonk]

I like to make soup using croutons
simmer broth in the pot with my boots on

[lapietra]

I like to make soup using croutons
simmer broth in the pot with my boots on
If no one will eat it

[Smartypants]

I like to make soup using croutons
simmer broth in the pot with my boots on
If no one will eat it
No need to reheat it

[lapietra]

I like to make soup using croutons
simmer broth in the pot with my boots on
If no one will eat it
No need to reheat it
I'll use it to lacquer my futon.

[madasacutsnake]

My futon has never been slept on

[Audreyvgs]

My futon has never been slept on
rolled up, its an elephant's tampon









:D

[Willow Sylph]

My futon has never been slept on
rolled up, its an elephant's tampon
you may think this sounds grose

[Audreyvgs]

My futon has never been slept on
rolled up, its an elephant's tampon
you may think this sounds grose
but this futon is close

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My futon has never been slept on
rolled up, its an elephant's tampon
you may think this sounds grose
but this futon is close
and easy for trunks to clamp on

[madasacutsnake]

My bed is a trunk free zone

[funkytuba]

My bed is a trunk free zone
you'd best leave my clothes alone

[weissenflatz]

My bed is a trunk free zone
you'd best leave my clothes alone
just leave them in a big pile

[Hyakujo's Fox]

My bed is a trunk free zone
you'd best leave my clothes alone
just leave them in a big pile
and I'll wear just a smile

[weissenflatz]

My bed is a trunk free zone
you'd best leave my clothes alone
just leave them in a big pile
and I'll wear just a smile
for I am the king in this home

[Audreyvgs]

I really would like to know how

[Coffee]

I really would like to know how
to get some damn milk from this cow.

[Smartypants]

I really would like to know how
to get some damn milk from this cow.
The teats on the udder

[Spicy Jack]

I really would like to know how
to get some damn milk from this cow.
The teats on the udder
are making me shudder

[trisherina]

I really would like to know how
to get some damn milk from this cow.
The teats on the udder
are making me shudder
I should have gone for Lowenbrau.

[AllegroNg]

Hickory Dickory Dinz

[Smartypants]

Hickory Dickory Dinz
He'll kick you in the shins

[zenbabe]

Hickory Dickory Dinz
He'll kick you in the shins
He will infect your bladder

[Audreyvgs]

Hickory Dickory Dinz
He'll kick you in the shins
He will infect your bladder
with particulate matter

[Smartypants]

Hickory Dickory Dinz
He'll kick you in the shins
He will infect your bladder
with particulate matter
For losin' you never can winz.

[lapietra]

There once was a girl who loved accents

[Smartypants]

There once was a girl who loved accents
When she heard them she'd swoon and attack gents

[lapietra]

There once was a girl who loved accents
When she heard them she'd swoon and attack gents
She was partial to Brits

[Smartypants]

There once was a girl who loved accents
When she heard them she'd swoon and attack gents
She was partial to Brits
Whom she'd offer her tits

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a girl who loved accents
When she heard them she'd swoon and attack gents
She was partial to Brits
Whom she'd offer her tits
They'd accept 'em if they had any sense

[Aphrodite]

There once was a guy with an accent

[Audreyvgs]

There once was a guy with an accent
who firmly refused to pay back rent

[weissenflatz]

There once was a guy with an accent
who firmly refused to pay back rent
he said: noit todoy

[trisherina]

There once was a guy with an accent
who firmly refused to pay back rent
he said: noit todoy
which was really a ploy

[dinzdale]

There once was a guy with an accent
who firmly refused to pay back rent
he said: noit todoy
which was really a ploy
cos ev'ry cent for the rent he had spent

[Smartypants]

Oy, Lala, I 'ear you've an 'ankerin'

[dinzdale]

Oy, Lala, I 'ear you've an 'ankerin'
For a foreigner's aid wiv your spankerin'

[Spicy Jack]

Oy, Lala, I 'ear you've an 'ankerin'
For a foreigner's aid wiv your spankerin'
so git o'er here

[dinzdale]

Oy, Lala, I 'ear you've an 'ankerin'
For a foreigner's aid wiv your spankerin'
so git o'er here
Wiv yer bum in the air

[Audreyvgs]

Oy, Lala, I 'ear you've an 'ankerin'
For a foreigner's aid wiv your spankerin'
so git o'er here
Wiv yer bum in the air
and give dis Ol Dinzdale a yankerin'

[Spicy Jack]

Mr. Dinz had a smile on his face

[dinzdale]

Mr. Dinz had a smile on his face
as she ripped off her thong made of lace

[Spicy Jack]

Mr. Dinz had a smile on his face
as she ripped off her thong made of lace
but to his dismay

[dinzdale]

Mr. Dinz had a smile on his face
as she ripped off her thong made of lace
but to his dismay
her vulgar display

[Audreyvgs]

Mr. Dinz had a smile on his face
as she ripped off her thong made of lace
but to his dismay
she was no great lay

[Aphrodite]

Mr. Dinz had a smile on his face
as she ripped off her thong made of lace
but to his dismay
she was no great lay
It turned out she had better taste:eek:

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Mr. Dinz had a smile on his face
as she ripped off her thong made of lace
but to his dismay
her vulgar display
revealed male genitalia in place

[straymonk]

Those he-shes can be quite surprising

[funkytuba]

Those he-shes can be quite surprising
You'll find there's an unplanned uprising

[deirdregurl]

Those he-shes can be quite surprising
You'll find there's an unplanned uprising
it could be true

[funkytuba]

Those he-shes can be quite surprising
with all of their sleuth and disguising
though it could be true
when you go to the loo
you'll find there's an unplanned uprising

[straymonk]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[zenbabe]

Glen Livet and Fresca on ice

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Glen Livet and Fresca on ice
"Get Frisky" is my strong advice

[Aphrodite]

Glen Livet and Fresca on ice
"Get Frisky" is my strong advice
So grab me a cold one

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Glen Livet and Fresca on ice
"Get Frisky" is my strong advice
So grab me a cold one
And something to hold on

[funkytuba]

Glen Livet and Fresca on ice
"Get Frisky" is my strong advice
So grab me a cold one
And something to hold on
My third leg should nicely suffice

[zenbabe]

Sir Funky is indeed on a roll

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Sir Funky is indeed on a roll
With his dry limericky, so droll

[Audreyvgs]

Sir Funky is indeed on a roll
With his dry limericky, so droll
a post-partum session

[deirdregurl]

Sir Funky is indeed on a roll
With his dry limericky, so droll
a post-partum session
what else but fashion

[funkytuba]

Sir Funky is indeed on a roll
With his dry limericky, so droll
a post-partum session
what else but fashion
a nice chicken-rice casserole

[weissenflatz]

This monday is different from all

[Audreyvgs]

This monday is different from all
Our Xerocs is home from the squall

[Gatsby]

This monday is different from all
Our Xerocs is home from the squall
We welcome him home

[straymonk]

This monday is different from all
Our Xerocs is home from the squall
We welcome him home
and write him this poem

[funkytuba]

This monday is different from all
Our Xerocs is home from the squall
We welcome him home
and write him this poem
if only he could hear our call

[zenbabe]

So now we must get Xerocs nekkid

[deirdregurl]

So now we must get Xerocs nekkid
In all his glory, pure and acrid

[weissenflatz]

So now we must get Xerocs nekkid
In all his glory, pure and acrid
Some booze on Ze Rocks

[Spicy Jack]

So now we must get Xerocs nekkid
In all his glory, pure and acrid
Some booze on Ze Rocks
to knock of his socks

[funkytuba]

So now we must get Xerocs nekkid
In all his glory, pure and acrid
Some booze on Ze Rocks
to knock of his socks
and Zenbabe will do something wicked

[deirdregurl]

But FunkyTuba went into fits

[AllegroNg]

But FunkyTuba went into fits
He wanted to see her two bits

[Hyakujo's Fox]

But FunkyTuba went into fits
He wanted to see her two bits
And when she complied

[straymonk]

But FunkyTuba went into fits
He wanted to see her two bits
And when she complied
Tuba's funk nearly died

[zenbabe]

But FunkyTuba went into fits
He wanted to see her two bits
And when she complied
Tuba's funk nearly died
Since they were completely covered with zits.

[straymonk]

LOL!!!!!

[deirdregurl]

There once a genius named Zefrank

[nycwriters]

There once a genius named Zefrank
who searched for a "was" and was stanked

[weissenflatz]

There once a genius named Zefrank
who searched for a "was" and was stanked
then with his bare hands

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once a genius named Zefrank
who searched for a "was" and was stanked
then with his bare hands
from the sweltering sands

[ambo]

There once a genius named Zefrank
who searched for a "was" and was stanked
then with his bare hands
from the sweltering sands
he uncovered a sun-beaten plank

whew, what smells?

[straymonk]

There once was a man who carved driftwood

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a man who carved driftwood
Into shapes erotic, if he could

[Audreyvgs]

There once was a man who carved driftwood
Into shapes erotic, if he could
he once used a chainsaw

[Hyakujo's Fox]

There once was a man who carved driftwood
Into shapes erotic, if he could
he once used a chainsaw
to carve out a cheap whore