I AM TOTALLY INTERACTING WITH YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW

[rmr]

son -- don't you give me your double talk -- tell me what it is??

[craig johnston]

it's a, well, errrrm how should i put it?
errrm, ok, alright then... a sandwich.
:)

[zero]

♫HALLELUJAH♫


♫it's nothing to do with butts♫
♫it's nothing to do with butts♫
♫it's nothing to do with butts♫
♫it's nothing to do with butts♫


♫HALLE♫E♫LU♫JAH♫

[rmr]

you said butts

c. more butts

[zero]

♫it's a butt sandwich♫

[rmr]

i like butt steak

[craig johnston]

specially with chips and ketchup eh roze?
;)

[rmr]

holy smoked butt!!!

http://www.52dcab.org/smokedbutt.jpg

[Clytie]

now thats a good looking butt

[rmr]

thanks i'm proud of it

[Max Headroom]

butt looker!!!!

[craig johnston]

http://www.londonleben.co.uk/london_leben/images/chipbutty.jpg

[RuneT]

is that it? A sandwich with fries?

[rmr]

^^ i know

it looks stupid

:confused:

[12"razormix]

yeah. mayo foodgroup's missing! :mad:

[RuneT]

I would kill for some lamb chops right now!

[rmr]

i'd put ketchup on it

[karma_queen]

is that it? A sandwich with fries?

not fries. chips.

[rmr]

it looks pretty mushy to me

[Max Headroom]

Needs some gravy and cheese curds, the you have a Poutine-witch

[craig johnston]

yeah sorry, best pic i could find (try doing a gs on 'butty! ;) )

it should be oozing with butter and ketchup, frieda would probably
prefer mayo.
yum!
:)

[jasmina]

well if i wasn't hungry before I'm STARVIN MARVIN now! Mmmmmmmmm chip butties!

[zero]

hello

i'm on the internet

in a shop

[zero]

i mean on a ship

[rmr]

that's crap

that's not interacting

[zero]

o and i suppose "types of fruit" & "chips on sandwiches" is interacting?

[rmr]

french fries on bread

and peaches

[zero]

^ nice butty

[jasmina]

o and i suppose "types of fruit" & "chips on sandwiches" is interacting?
Chips IN sandwiches. There's a big difference.

[Jack Flanders]

i'd put ketchup on it
And a cooked hamburger patty. The new fast food driving burger. No accidents from looking away and dipping the fries aka chips in the pile of ketchup. We need more ketchup!

[jasmina]

oh god stop it.... I'm hungry.... what can I eat??? All I have is milk! You can't eat milk!

[Jack Flanders]

get some cookies aka biscuits

[jasmina]

Will you go to the offie for me?

[Jack Flanders]

on my way!

[jasmina]

chip butty chip butty pleeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeee!!
I'll love you forever.
But I say that to all the guys.

[Jack Flanders]

Sorry, missed the plane. Send me the bill.

[jasmina]

I went to bed hungry because of you

[craig johnston]

this is where interaction leads :(

[Jack Flanders]

So Craig, are you feeling not interacted with? I'm interacting with you right now. What do you need? Do I have to fly there? It gets complicated. I can try though.

[karma_queen]

mornin craig. i am so totally interacting with you right now

[craig johnston]

ooh kq, you are saucy

;)

and jf, thanks, but i can see where ths is going. you'll get me all fired up and then miss your plane again.

so anyway, how's it going? what's up? que pasa? etc
:)

[karma_queen]

you're obviously loving it craig. are we interacting now? you bet.

[jasmina]

I'm desperately trying to interact with somebody

[12"razormix]

mina mina mina :)

[jasmina]

wooo wooo!! Now if that's not interacting I don't know what is!
Happy now.

[craig johnston]

awesome!

what time is it in asoko?

[jasmina]

Dunno but it's wine o'clock in London

[12"razormix]

have some elvis on toast:

http://skepdic.com/graphics/elvistoast.jpg








( as you can see, i'm giving it my all ... )

[12"razormix]

what time is it in asoko?
it's always late!

[jasmina]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/dirty.sanchez/elvo.gif.

[craig johnston]

but never too late, i hope.

[12"razormix]

http://www.screensaverjapan.com/movie/casa/casa1.jpg
Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."

[craig johnston]

do asokans drink beer for breakfast?

[rmr]

I sure wish we had the reputation system back – that really helped me gauge how well or not I was interacting with people……without it I’m confused all the time.

[Jack Flanders]

Hey Craig! You still on? Check out the ethnic site.

[zero]

You still on?



i am on

[zero]

i'm still on

[rmr]

me too

i'm on

[Max Headroom]

I'm on and off

[zero]

this is great

[Max Headroom]

Though I'm often on

[dddrum]

Hello, Zepeople. I feel interactive allasudden.

[zero]

we're so on



apart form max - he's sometmes off

[Max Headroom]

Often

[dddrum]

It's kinda like being drunk, only no hurling. Sweet.

[zero]

drrrum is on now

[Jack Flanders]

Ok so I'm still on too - looking at the HBO online to look for Curb Your Enthusiasm shows.

[Max Headroom]

Ok, well then I'm off to get on with it

[zero]

i'm on



you on?

[zero]

you're off




i'm staying on

[dddrum]

I am so on that I could not be any moron. Err, um...

[Max Headroom]

on occasion

[zero]

i'm going to stay on for ages

[Max Headroom]

so you are just going to go on and on

[Max Headroom]

honestly

[dddrum]

I'm going to check out some neighboring threads... but I'M ON IT, Cholly!

[zero]

yes


are you going off sometime soon?

[dddrum]

I think I might just have gone off now.

Yes. Damn.


I'm off to change trousers.

[zero]

that was great




everyone was on

[Max Headroom]

i could have gone on forever

[zero]

you're off now?



will you be on later?

[Max Headroom]

There is an off chance that I could be on

[zero]

^
http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/images/icons/icon14.gif



i so do no not like being off



i've been off all day



that's why i'm staying on now

[Jack Flanders]

Check this out
www.animal.discovery.com/pandaavidr
wait wrong address I'll look for it :o

ok try this
www.nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/webCams/
Look for Panda Cam
Then go to View Cam on Animal Planet Website

[Jack Flanders]

awww what a little BooBoo!

[zero]

ok i admit i wasn't on for a while just now but i'm on now



i went off without letting on



i'm on my internet

[Jack Flanders]

I'm back and on. Just mailed off a ton off bills. $$$$$$$$$$$$$ Now I'm poor.

[zero]

thanks for the update!



who else is on?

[Max Headroom]

this on again, off again deal is on again

[zero]

good decision - you won't regret it


on=fun-having YES


off=fun-having NO

[Max Headroom]

I'm all about transforming my fun having into a binary like, logical code.

Fun Having=ON

[zero]

so:


1=fun-having YES


0=fun-having NO



?

[Jack Flanders]

Having Fun=ON=Spider Solitaire

[Max Headroom]

1

[zero]

Having Fun


^:eek:NOBODY PANIC



i think she means fun-having

[Jack Flanders]

Whoops! I stand corrected!

[zero]

that's okay - it's an easy misatke

[Jack Flanders]

Blame it on Freud.

[rmr]

i'm not seeing so much fun-having going on and i would know

i am experienced in fun-having

[zero]

rmr's on!




tell us rmr - how can we be more effective fun-havers?

[rmr]

yes i'm on -- yay

i don't how to tell you to be more fun-having like -- i just like to tell that i don't see fun-having happening

[Max Headroom]

there is much fun having in my world right now

[rmr]

i would know and i don't see any

fun-having that is

[zero]

well stop complaining about not seeing any* and bring about some*











*fun having

[Max Headroom]

I am the moderator of fun having... and I moderate only 1's

[zero]

max: SUHT UP



rmr:it's so typical of you



you want fun-having and you want it NOW


ON A PLATE



you won't let anything get in the way of your fun-having

[rmr]

oooh come close -- is that some fun-having i see on your chin

[zero]

max: sorry





rmr: SHUT PU




1

[rmr]

telling people to shut-up is not a good way to interact with them nor does it have anything to do with fun-having

[rmr]

ok sorry being bossy isn't a good way to interact either

let's all make out

[zero]

i'm on

[Jack Flanders]

Smootch!! and a hug!

[rmr]

i'm on too

on on on

[zero]

every time i'm on you tell 'jokes' i find offensive. while some people might laugh along with you, i don't. i've asked you not to tell them, but you keep doing it anyway. you know that respect and tolerance are important values in my life and while i understand that you have a right to say what you want i'm asking you to show a little more respect for me by not telling these 'jokes' when i'm on

[Max Headroom]

I was offended, but only for a second.. back to interaction fun having!!!

[zero]

haha - me too - i was only kidding rmr for fun-having effect!!

[Jack Flanders]

:D fun-having :D

[rmr]

haha - me too - i was only kidding rmr for fun-having effect!!

now that's what i call fun-having

ur fun

[Brynn]

Hi I only have seven minutes to totally interact and then I have to stop interacting. so let's interact and be done with it.

[Brynn]

I didn't know what a buddy list was for so I just tried to add myself to it and it said i couldn't. :(

Okay it's been one minute and I'm totally interacting with myself! :D

[craig johnston]

add me to it brynn
:)

rmr turns me on
;)

[zero]

i'm on my internet


i wish 12inchminx would be on

[craig johnston]

are you brynn's buddy? over.

[zero]

roger that


but she's off just now

[craig johnston]

did you notice that?

[karma_queen]

i making most of fun having and interacting before lecture. no fun having to be had once i there

let's fun have

[craig johnston]

do a summersault!
:)

[karma_queen]

http://www.wlac.edu/westside/images/Photos/Gym-JAG%20girl%20air%20somersault.jpg
i knocked over a vase. this room is not designed for such fun having

[zero]

i making most of fun having and interacting before lecture. no fun having to be had once i there

let's fun have

do a summersault!
:)


^natural fun-havers fun-having


doesn't it warm the cockles of your heart everyone? :o

[craig johnston]

i saw ya knickers.

what is a wintersault?

was the vase that one i gave you for christmas?
:(

[karma_queen]

do i look bothered?
http://proletarianthreads.com/essentials/images/undies-front.jpg

it was the vase! you must buy me another one this xmas!

[craig johnston]

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~MA03/holmgren/skyscraper/vase.jpg

this one?
:(

[craig johnston]

http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/~cm1970/china/vase.jpg

or this one? (i know it was a favourite)

[karma_queen]

yep, it was my favourite :(

i'm off to lecture. will do my best to fun have there

[craig johnston]

http://www.cs.utk.edu/~mclennan/BA/PT/images/Townley-vase.gif

or maybe the one my grandfather found at oxfam?

[zero]

ladies and gentlemen



interaction of the day


i making most of fun having and interacting before lecture. no fun having to be had once i there

let's fun have

do a summersault!
:)

http://www.wlac.edu/westside/images/Photos/Gym-JAG%20girl%20air%20somersault.jpg
i knocked over a vase. this room is not designed for such fun having
i saw ya knickers.

what is a wintersault?

was the vase that one i gave you for christmas?
:(
do i look bothered?
http://proletarianthreads.com/essentials/images/undies-front.jpg

it was the vase! you must buy me another one this xmas!
http://www.unique-crafts-from-france.com/Sunflower%20vase.jpg

this one?
:(
yep, it was my favourite :(

i'm off to lecture. will do my best to fun have there


http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/images/icons/icon14.gifGOOD JOB!

[craig johnston]

yes, we covered sports, culture and underwear in a few short posts.
your turn orze....
;)

[zero]

OCH :mad:



i have to get off my internet right now

[craig johnston]

can you catalytically convert?
if not, why not?
have you tried?
really?

[karma_queen]

woo we're interaction brilliansters!

[Max Headroom]

Hummm... my cockles are warming indeed

[12"razormix]

:eek:

[craig johnston]

he's on
:)

[Jack Flanders]

Hi! I'm on!

[Max Headroom]

on, but trying to get off...

HA HA HA

[Frieda]

*cough*


WEED

[craig johnston]

on or off?

[Frieda]

just

WEED

[Jack Flanders]

Check out Animal Planet.com Panda Video Cam Mom and tot are interacting!
They were just a min ago.

[Max Headroom]

yeah.. off weed, thats what i meant

[hoppyshopper]

Hello... :rolleyes:

[Max Headroom]

Hello... are you ready for some fun having?

[craig johnston]

brilliant first post!
:)

[Max Headroom]

Better than mine I'm sure

[dinzdale]

I liked the syntax, and meter. Easily understood, and with a jejeune quality of many earlier works, I found it refreshing and yet familiar. Brilliant!

[Max Headroom]

Excellent interaction indeed

[craig johnston]

it was the use of the rolleyes icon that really took it out of the
ordinary in my opinion.
fabulous.

[Max Headroom]

It was the winkey in the title that got me

[craig johnston]

it was the subtle interplay between wink and rolleyes etc....
;) :rolleyes:

[Jack Flanders]

Yawn

[Max Headroom]

it was the subtle interplay between wink and rolleyes etc....
;) :rolleyes:

You are right.. the interaction between the two was stunning

[jasmina]

Oh you guys!
:cool: :p ;) :D :confused: :eek:

[jasmina]

Hello... :rolleyes:
Sorry... I feel bad karma coming my way and smacking me right between the eye joints.

Welcome to our coven, Happy Shopper.
:)

[Max Headroom]

Happy Shopper.
:)

Hoppy... HOPPY!!!!!

[dinzdale]

Yes, please get it right...this is Hoppyshopper, not Happyshipper, Hooptyshabby, Hoppyshooper, Hippysnapper or Hoopyshitter.


They all left because we couldnt get it right.

Be careful :mad:

[rmr]

who's hoppy shopper

oh and i'm on!!

[jasmina]

Hoppy... HOPPY!!!!!
oops goddammit I think I got him/her confused with a discount store based in the north of england. Oh well. More bad karma. Luckily I have enough accumulated points to see me right through!

[Max Headroom]

who's hoppy shopper

oh and i'm on!!

RIGHT ON

[jasmina]

we know who you are. We have google, and we know how to use it.
http://69.89.230.222/images/d_10207.jpg.

[Max Headroom]

Everyone is off... and I'm on

[jasmina]

Everyone is off... and I'm onOh you are SO wrong
check out the renewed interaction.

[Max Headroom]

Yay, we can interact twice in one day

[jasmina]

whoooaa there - don't forget I'm an adult woman. I am only allowed to interact once per day. I have been interacting all day. Don't think I can.... take... it.................. any....... moooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Jack Flanders]

I'm on but dinner beckons first.

[jasmina]

I agree. Wining and dining (not to mention whining and dining) should always be on the cards before any kind of interaction takes place.

[Jack Flanders]

Ah Ja!

[Max Headroom]

i find that I often want to eat after some good solid interaction. eat before and you feel slow and sedentary

[12"razormix]

ma - ma - ma - ma - makkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk - xxx !

i'm ON :D

[Max Headroom]

on ideed....

and a good day to you. interaction central

[zero]

i'm on too


i just this minute got on



i've been off for ages



it's great to be on especially since you're on too


what shall we do?

[12"razormix]

we're doing it!

this is great

are you still on?

[zero]

<blink>on</blink>



i love doing it this way!

[12"razormix]

does that mean you will not be getting off ?

[Max Headroom]

This is the greatest interaction


It just continues on and on



on and on

[12"razormix]

This is the greatest interaction


It just continues on and on



on and on
will you be on following your next post as well ?

[zero]

i think i'm attempting to interact on too many threads all at once

[zero]

i've flustered myself

[12"razormix]

there there now

[zero]

i got soothed by mz12"minx

[zero]

still

[zero]

on

[12"razormix]

where's max???

come back...



COWARD!!!

[zero]

he's supposed to be the fvcking moderator of this thread too


where is he?

[12"razormix]

on
unflustered?

[12"razormix]

he's supposed to be the fvckin moderator of this thread too


where is he?
modernizatin' some thread on some other board? :eek:

[12"razormix]

on

[zero]

i don't think so



he's thoroughly modertor max


i think he has ambtions to moderanate other threads

[zero]

unflustered?


naw :D amurny

[12"razormix]

i think he has ambtions to moderanate other threads
why is no one kicking his ass??? he's way worse than tom cruise! :mad:

[12"razormix]

naw :D amurny
SUHT UPPPPP

[zero]

so he is! did you see this...



Don't we have moderators for this or something????



now if that's not fierce ambition, i don't know what is

[12"razormix]

( .... and he doesn't even have a FOLLOWING! :eek: )

[zero]

i can't believe it



he's gone off

[12"razormix]

i'm telling ya, he's playing his deceitful game on some other board as well ....

you still on ?

[zero]

i am a flower of max bedroom

[12"razormix]

yeah :rolleyes: but are you ON ???

[zero]

you still on ?


hang on..


i'll check...



YES I AM!

[zero]

rmrix?

[12"razormix]

yes orzie?

[zero]

can i tell you something?

[12"razormix]

no

[zero]

k :D

[12"razormix]

...

[zero]

interactastic!

rmrix?
yes orzie?
can i tell you something?
no
k :D

[12"razormix]

interaction bordering on intimacy :o

[zero]

lucky max bedroom was off because if he'd been on he might've modernated it

[karma_queen]

this is no thread for intimacy. intimacy only detracts from the interaction. interaction is the way forward. let's interact

[karma_queen]

will no one interact with me? i'm interaction starved

[12"razormix]

i'm still on :D

and up for an impromptu lobotomy!

[zero]

i'm still on too!


lie back and i'll sort you out


kq - with regard to which particular subject do you seek interactions with regard to regarding?

[karma_queen]

anything! i'm craving interaction. i just want it now!

[zero]

blimey!

[karma_queen]

did i scare you?

[zero]

no!


i was off - that's all

[trisherina]

I was just on a bowl of porridge. snarfsnarf

[zero]

good to see you on and interacting here today trisherama!!




o look - a wedge of canada goosies just flew right out of my internet!

[trisherina]

whoops!
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/237397/2/Geese_Migration.jpg

[craig johnston]

bird flew

:eek:

[dddrum]

Hell low.

Interactishly, I am feel.

Do you can? Do will?

Aye,
DDD

[dddrum]

Do you know what I like to say?

Hubble Space Telescope.

It just sounds so friendly. I'll bet if a rampaging lion was heading straight for my big, juicy head, and I were to say, "Hubble Space Telescope"...


...well, the possibilities are just... I mean... well, it goes without saying, doesn't it?

[Max Headroom]

Calm and order has now been restored... I am On again

[trisherina]

I feel so... moderated.

[zero]

maximus
MAXIMUS!
MAXIMUS!1
MAXIMUS!!!!
http://www.malabar.net/rentalgal/Easter/Deluxe%20Gladiator,%20Gold.jpg
MODERATOR

[Max Headroom]

all is well in moderator land... return to your interctions

[zero]

^shiny helmet

[craig johnston]

eugh, erzo!

:eek:

[Max Headroom]

♪♪ I just can't get enough, ♪♪


♪♪♪ I just can't get enough ♪♪♪

[trisherina]

It was foretold... a man from Montreal, moniker: Max would moderate.

Yikes, that's pretty cheesy.

[Max Headroom]

Marvelous

[trisherina]

This is no way to get a project done.

[zero]

ask yourself



what is more important



project doing or fun having?

[dinzdale]

if the project is to go down the shops with Auntie Beryl, then I'll have the fun, BUT
if the the project is to see how many of these one dollar bills fit into a lady dancer's underpants then I'm ready for the doing.

[trisherina]

It's to complete the last five phases of a strategic plan. Anyone keen?

[Jack Flanders]

When is it due?

[trisherina]

November 7th, which is to say: YESTERDAY!

eta: Before Dinz asks "What kind of a wanker are you, anyway?" -- just the regular kind. :o

[dinzdale]

Moi?

Strategic Plan...hmmmm....gimme a minute I'll see what I can do...

[trisherina]

Uh oh... :eek:

[zero]

It's to complete the last five phases of a strategic plan. Anyone keen?

yes:



bollocks - fifth-last phase
bollocks - fourth-last phase
bollocks - only two more phases
bollocks - penultimate phase
bollocks - final phase thank fvck



let me know how it goes okay?

[trisherina]

Remind me to tell you a funny story one day with the word "penultimate" in it.

[zero]

hello


please tell me a funny story with the word "penultimate" in it



i'm going out for tea now so i'll be off



but i will be on later