ok shall we play a game or something?

[zero]

:eek: OH MAH JONG

[rmr]

LIGHT AS A FEATHER STIFF AS A BOARD

[Brynn]

it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with a keyboard

[jasmina]

Zero has an ace up his sleeve

[Lizzard]

I want to play! I want to play! I even have special pink cards for the game! :D
Come on! I'm a good player, I don't cheat at all!


Umm.. only when you don't look. .... >_>

[zero]

ok then welcome


you can start!!

[Lizzard]

Ummm....

Monkeys and a Peach. Who won?

[zero]

och no:confused:


i used to know that but i've forgotten


pass

[dinzdale]

Simple Simon Says "eat your sofa".

[craig johnston]

monkeys always win

(unless the peach cheated of course).

[Brynn]

I'm hungry for a peach now - time out.

[rmr]

that was sooooo odd

[dinzdale]

^^ that's why you get 20 questions , d'u-uh. :rolleyes:

[craig johnston]

animal, vegetable, or mineral?

[dinzdale]

A DeeJay....so "vegetable" I guess.....

[craig johnston]

or, in your case, fruit.

[Brynn]

is it a bluejay eating peaches?

[Lizzard]

Stupid peaches... Watermelons rule. And if not them, I think Bob won.
( -> Bob :eek: )

[craig johnston]

are we playing 'who's bob?' now?

famous reggae/folk singer?

:confused:

[trisherina]

Ooo! Let's play "Hi Bob!"

(with this cognac it won't take but a minute for me to lose)

[Jack Flanders]

"Hi, Bob!" one of our fav drinking games!! Oh my head!!! Bless that Bob Newhart for all the crazy partying and sex that was had because his show!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Okay. New round.

Jack can be the kettle and trisherina has the wishing spoon. Double points as usual but no dibbsies when passing to the left.

[craig johnston]

bob the builder?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

DRINK!

[craig johnston]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40828000/jpg/_40828265_fatherjack.jpg

...arse! feck! girls!

[zero]

get with the programme johnston - it's charades we're playing now


ok here goes:

http://images.meredith.com/ab/images/2006/03/ss_100487164_ani.gif

[12"razormix]

MAKING SUSHI!

[zero]

:mad: no you daftie it's not making sushies


this is charades..you know...for a book title i unfold my hands as if they were a book. so IT'S A FVCKKEN BOOK okay?


now, moving along:
http://www.dervala.net/images/two-fingers.jpeg

[trisherina]

Scissel! I had rock!

[zero]

:mad: buggerated fvckksticks trisharama this is charades!!


so far we've established i'm miming the name of a <s>whale</s> book


and that it's got two words



ok can we please get on with the game? thank you now i shall mime the frst word:

http://the-raft.com/assets/artists/moby/pix/moby.jpg

[craig johnston]

dickhead?

[Lizzard]

Your a mime? I never knew :0

[dinzdale]

Sounds like "anchor" :confused:

[12"razormix]

ANCHORMAN!

[zero]

what a bunch of numpties



until you guess the first word i cannie perform the second for you

[12"razormix]

i can perform this second for you!show-off! :eek: :o

[zero]

:mad: bollocks this is hope less


SECOND WORD:

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/observer/archives/DickVanDyke200200.jpg


GO FIGURE:mad:

[12"razormix]

ZANY NESS!

[zero]

you goofball, mrsrazmorix!!! :mad: right that's it i've had enough of this game of hide the thimble



i'm going for a lie down

[craig johnston]

dickhead crapcockneyaccent.

ok i win.

[dinzdale]

Sounds like "Peanuts" :confused:

[Brynn]

this deck of cards is broken

[zero]

this deck of cards is broken


that's easy - MICK HUCKNALL AND HIS SIMPLY REDS


am i right?

[Brynn]

yes, but I'd like you to keep guessing

[zero]

marilyn mason?

[Brynn]

think more along the lines of Marsha Mason, and then make a left turn

[trisherina]

Can we turn back to Mick Hucknall?

[Jack Flanders]

No, take a right.

[craig johnston]

so it's definitely something to do with dickheads then.
:mad:

[dinzdale]

sounds like "sparse" :confused:

[Odbe]

Moby dick?

[zero]

Moby dick?

ha! too easy - that was the number one hit by NICK CAVE & HIS BAD SEED!

100% confident!!! :D this is great!

[Brynn]

you and Nick Cave are very close to winning, but that's not the dare

[trisherina]

People laugh when I talk about Wac-A-Mole, but they don't realize how apt the analogy is.

[zero]

^ WINSTON CHURCHILL!

[trisherina]

It's the jowls, isn't it?

[zero]

It's the jowls, isn't it?

^another easy one!! that was by ELVIS CASTILLO AND HIS EXTRACTIONS

[12"razormix]

would you like an aspirin?

[rmr]

HIT ME

[zero]

would you like an aspirin?

ROD STEWARD AND HIS FACES!!



HIT ME

IAN DURY AND HIS BOLOCKHEAD

[rmr]

is this quiz show?

[zero]

:confused:

could you repeat the question please?

[rmr]

i'd like to buy a vowel

[zero]

all vowels are currently in play


so you'll just have to mime your vowel in the meantime

[rmr]

WRONG GAME

[jasmina]

o?

[zero]

^rmr now's your chance - jasmina's offering to sell you a spare vowel


this is a game of luck and <s>ecbaticy</s> strategy:cool:

[jasmina]

NO!
It's a game of Wit and Wisdom :mad:

[zero]

NO!
It's a game of Wit and Wisdom :mad:

was it CELINE DIJON?

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SPOT CHALLENGE - for a bonus point go outside and do that gimpy dance thing she does @23 seconds in

[Odbe]

was it CELINE DIJON?

In the bathroom with the cheese knife

[dinzdale]

sounds like "crampon" ? :confused:

[zero]

sounds like "crampon" ? :confused:

^hit song by the nirvanas from their '91 album "nevermine" - am i right??:D

right that's enough of that. what shall we play now i wonder..?




..OH - i know... let's play the PICTIONARY GAME!!


http://80scartoonscontent.co.uk/pics/drawing1.jpg

[zero]

http://80scartoonscontent.co.uk/pics/drawing1.jpg

^is that ecbatic by any chance?



.

[zero]

CORRECT!!:D




your turn

[Odbe]

I don't have any turns... go fish.
http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/fish/drawing-catfish.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

ezro, do you have any aces?

[dinzdale]

Sounds like "wick"? :confused:

[12"razormix]

PUMPKIN

[zero]

Sounds like "wick"? :confused:

^how many syllables?


PUMPKIN


easy! ....BILLY MORGAN!

[rmr]

this game sucks

[zenbabe]

I concur

[zero]

this game sucks
I concur

:rolleyes: sore losers!!

[Brynn]

I'm afraid I'm still thinking about the high waters and heels combo...:eek:

[Odbe]

this game sucks

Let's play a drinking game with straws!

[craig johnston]

http://www.severnvalleygroup.co.uk/History/conkers.jpg

let's play concurs

:)

[Brynn]

I disagree

[craig johnston]

http://www.onebrandgroup.com/images/conkers.jpg

mine's a twenty-fiver.
i pickled it and kept it in the fridge for three months.

:)

[rmr]

^^ pretty sneaky sis

[craig johnston]

sis?

:confused:

[rmr]

you heard me bro!!