This is the thread where everyone is random, Part II

[craig johnston]

http://www.shoesplaza.co.jp/red_shoes.jpg

now that's what i call 'art'!

:)

[Lhyzz]

I HAVE DROPPED A GLASS OF WATER ON THE FLOOR. I AM VERY SORRY.

I MUST GET A RAG OR MOP AND CLEAN THIS UP BEFORE IT REACHES THE CARPET. VERY SORRY.

[Jack Flanders]

Oh, shit. It's raining again and my sump-pump is sucking H20 out of my G.D. basement. This is a good thing I guess. Oh and the Philly Eagles just beat the NY Giants. :) 3 seconds to go and with one kick :D

[trisherina]

Brown tweed trousers with gold thread, a pale yellow long-sleeved jersey, and dark brown zippered jacket, or

Low waisted grey slacks with a red snapup blouse and a grey blazer.

Assume matching boots in either case. How did I get so many boots?

[topcat]

the first one

[Jack Flanders]

^^ the former.

[Jack Flanders]

Whoa!! TC - just beat me on that call. :D

[topcat]

^^^ you are no help.:)

[Jack Flanders]

Why? I agreed with you.

[topcat]

lol, ok

[Jack Flanders]

:D :D :D and it is really raining and I'm PISSED!!!! :mad:

[topcat]

just to clarify the former is the first one

[Jack Flanders]

just to clarify the former is the first one



Yepper. You'd say the latter for the the second one. :o It's so Jane Austin.

(I almost spelled it ladder!)

[trisherina]

The second fits better, but fine, I'll reel around in shapeless sacks because you said so. ;) (Seriously -- thanks.)

[Jack Flanders]

Do what ya gotta do!!

[craig johnston]

Football tackles schizophrenia and depression


Tom Kington in Rome
Monday January 8, 2007
The Guardian


An Italian psychiatrist is obtaining startling results with patients suffering from schizophrenia and depression by enlisting them in a competitive football team. Mauro Raffaeli trains his players, many of whom cannot work and are on psychiatric medication, twice a week on a pitch on the outskirts of Rome.
Of the 80 who have passed through the ranks since the team formed in 1993, over half have cut down their drug intake, but more importantly, more than half have returned to work. "Drugs you can often never get rid of, but reintegrating into society is as important," he said.

Former accountant Luca Enei saw his life "go off the rails" when depression set in, but after signing up with Dr Raffaeli's team he returned to work as a security guard, married and had four children.
Psychology graduate and schizophrenic Benedetto Quirino was pestered by voices in his head until he became a rightwinger for Dr Raffaeli. "When you run out on the pitch, the voices stop," he said. "Your opponent is no longer inside you, he has come out and you can dribble round him and beat him."

Since the team was formed, 50 other squads of mental patients have sprung up around Italy, but Dr Raffaeli's charges remain the benchmark, winning the 2006 all-Italy tournament and are now in search of international fixtures.

The team's exploits are also the subject of a documentary film, Mad about football, which focuses on players such as Sandro Faraoni, a former presidential bodyguard who bounced back from schizophrenia to become a stalwart defender and now a painter and poet.

"Mental health sufferers are often locked inside themselves, and football allows them to open up," said film-maker Volfango di Biasi, who wants to de-stigmatise illnesses such as schizophrenia in the film.

[dinzdale]

^^ this explains Vinny Jones

[Frieda]

why the fvck am i watching Event Horizon in the middle of the night??

:eek: :eek:

[l'azizza]

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

[Lizzard]

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Yep... That is random

[Odbe]

I've seen that before. But this is a link (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/link.cgi).

[karma_queen]

I have a job interview tomorrow. A proper one. You know, for grown ups.

I think it's monkey work, and therefore shouldn't be too hard to get with a semi-decent degree.

Because of this, it's worrying me... what if I don't get it?

[craig johnston]

so? did you get it? and what is it?

:)

[Frieda]

im running dangerously low on good vibes

[craig johnston]

what hope for the rest of us?

:(

[Coffee]

I would try sending Frieda good vibes...but I'm afraid that Frieda has exceeded her stored good vibes quota and can not accept further vibes until she clears some space.

[craig johnston]

sing us a sea shanty while we wait

:)

[Jack Flanders]

sing us a sea shanty :)

say that ten times really fast!! :D

[dreamup]

i tried that........ only made it to 6

[ManOWhore]

I'm missing a heart, a brain, my manhood, balls, a soul, and several thousand dollars; According to a recent study conducted by my Ex-Girlfriends. Little did they know, that have each of them on tape calling me their daddy.

[Odbe]

I'm missing a heart, a brain, my manhood, balls, a soul, and several thousand dollars;

That one can be replaced... for a price.

[Marcus Bales]

I like to read this thread backwards.

[ambo]

I'd just like to say that Zenny rocks.

[craig johnston]

And when asked about the toothpick fish that can enter the body by swimming up the penis, and can only be removed by surgery, the marathon swimmer's practicality is as evident as his courage.

"I never urinate straight into the water, I always urinate straight into my wetsuit."

><> (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6319909.stm)

:eek:

[AllegroNg]

My new favorite word is "pithithithith"

:)

[Bman]

GIANT NAKED CHOCOLATE JESUS (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/30/chocolate.jesus.ap/)



[/Random]

[eepsilon]

I Am Sooo Going To The Hot Place!

[craig johnston]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42767000/jpg/_42767787_clintonshoes_getty203b.jpg

[Tunesmith]

http://imagechan.com/img/images/zombies.jpg

Hehehe...zombies always inject levity into situations.

[lostsadie]

Stand up, sit down, kneel...

Easter exercises

[eepsilon]

Aint Nobody Here But Us Chickens...

[T.I.P.]

http://www.paranormal-info.com/IMG/jpg/3.jpg

[topcat]

ladies if you own pink sweat pants please throw them away.

[auntie aubrey]

"i think i just heard someone barf. where are the cats?"

[T.I.P.]

Today is DAY 1 of my Internet Addiction Treatment (IAT).
As self-medication, I have chosen a method involving a small timer that I wear around my neck.

I will allot 1 hour per day to all internet activities: emails, forums, blog reading etc...

[Tunesmith]

I wish you luck, T.I.P. :D

If you really want to get serious, you could hook up your network to one of those dog collars that deliver an electric shock. Then somehow reconfigure it to go off every time a web page is accessed...

[T.I.P.]

I wish you luck, T.I.P. :D

If you really want to get serious, you could hook up your network to one of those dog collars that deliver an electric shock. Then somehow reconfigure it to go off every time a web page is accessed...

lol
someone at work suggested electroshock therapy too. A bit too kubrickated for the likes of me i'm afraid.

So far I'm up to 1 hour 45 minutes today. That's already 15/30 minutes knocked off from last week. It's also 45 minutes above my goal :(



I could blog this (like a chick on a diet (http://www.uglyfatlady.com/archives/day-241-back-from-break/)) but it would only make things worse :D

[auntie aubrey]

the addiction will be easy to break once you realize with shocking clarity that the internet is a really really REALLY boring place.

[craig johnston]

he made it! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/talking_point/6389845.stm)

:)

[brightpearl]

But Tunesmith said we shouldn't eat any kielbasa after 3:00.

[Tunesmith]

True, true. But exceptions can be made in the direst of circumstances.

[daverbee]

he made it! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/talking_point/6389845.stm)

:)


After swimming in that water it's a wonder they didn't call it Swimmer's Diarrhea.

[craig johnston]

at least he avoided the toothpick fish

:)

[Frieda]

oh god.. the toothpick fish.. :eek:

[eepsilon]

so it goes. -vonnegut

[brightpearl]

^^^^

:( :( :(

And again, :(

But :o :) :D that we were so lucky as to have him for a while. He was a lovely old bastard.

[eepsilon]

ironic. slaughterhouse 5 is here from netflix queue.

[l'azizza]

As I read the Book of Genesis, God didn't give Adam and Eve a whole planet.

He gave them a manageable piece of property, for the sake of discussion let's say 200 acres.

I suggest to you Adams and Eves that you set as your goals the putting of some small part of the planet into something like safe and sane and decent order.

http://www.vonnegutweb.com/archives/arc_rollingstone1998.html

[brightpearl]

hot pink

[Brynn]

Babette's Feast

[brightpearl]

coral

[brightpearl]

burgundy and fuschia

[Odbe]

Remove the water tray prior to retail

[priceyfatprude]

I just got back from the emergency room where the doctor was hot like wasabe.

[brightpearl]

^^^ I hope you're okay!
Random --
Rose.

[Bman]

hot like wasabe.



AAAHHH http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/wasabi-peas.jpg BURNING PEA!!!


delicious and painful :(

[Tunesmith]

^ ^
One time I wandered downstairs in the wee hours of the morning, looking for something to quiet my stomach's growling, and I spotted a package of wasabi peas open on the counter. I was still in a sleep stupor, so I kinda wobbled over and grabbed a handful, not entirely sure what they were. After I realized that my tongue was on fire (or my brain THOUGHT my tongue was on fire), I distinctly remember racing over to the sink, but missing because of my impaired sense of balance. I ran into the counter, bounced back, and dropped the rest of my peas.

Cleaning them up while my tongue burned and knee throbbed was oh so fun.

I haven't had 'em since. :(

[lostsadie]

Wasabi Peas are a great thing when your sinuses act up and there is no sudafed

[craig johnston]

i wish zenbabe lived across the street.

[brightpearl]

Lilac.

[lostsadie]

You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant...excepting Alice!

[Frieda]

why do they claim hybrid & electric cars are cleaner while the batteries itself are very harmful to the environment?? :confused:

[Tunesmith]

I was talking with the grandfather of one of my friends, and he mentioned that "while he was proficient in the use of the radio and the television, he had never really mastered how to use the computer."

I wonder what futuristic device will elude me when I'm 60+.

I bet I can kick that neopseudotechnological piece of junk's ass.

[Bman]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/OfTheMasses/Jengaaaa.gif

[craig johnston]

^^^
that's monday morning for ya

:(

[T.I.P.]

dzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ tt ddddddszz eee zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzddd zzzzzz ZZZZZ zdedzdddddddddddddddzzd eee

meep

poop


meep

[DiggerDude]

WARNING

SUPER NINJA COW ATTACK....

NOW!!!!

[l'azizza]

I'm not sure it was a battering ram, it may have been a cattle prod. Whatever it was, it sure hurt.

[priceyfatprude]

^^^ I hope you're okay!
Random --
Rose.I am good, drugs will do that to ya. ;)

[karma_queen]

in 4 weeks time, i can do whatever i like. anything at all. haven't the foggiest! - any ideas?

[trisherina]

I just made a cheque out to "The Lawn Rangers." :rolleyes:

[lostsadie]

pickle juice

[Frieda]

pfft i miss smoking WEED

[Brynn]

in 4 weeks time, i can do whatever i like. anything at all. haven't the foggiest! - any ideas?

Construct a couch made entirely out of sock monkeys
Come to Oregon and shave my cat
Go waterskiing
Relax
Apply for "The Amazing Race"
Invite somebody famous to dinner
Bake up a batch of macaroons and hand them out on the streets of Rome
Go to Carlsbad Caverns, New Mexico
Begin writing your memoirs
Parachute into an abyss and then climb your way out with the help of a winch
Flirt with a National Geographic photographer
Make a series of multi-colored jello molds featuring mini plastic farm animals

[T.I.P.]

pfft i miss smoking WEED

why dont you just stroll down to your nearest coffee shop ?

[Frieda]

because of my current job.. i'd get fired!

[12"razormix]

.

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.

[brightpearl]

I came here to laugh about something I read on one of the other threads. I don't want to seem rude by doing it over there.

Bwahhahahahahaha!!

[brightpearl]

Data entry is every bit as boring as meditation, but it isn't as itchy.

[The Duke]

I dunno about smokin no weed ! BUT I'd Rather have a Bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy :D

http://www.laphroaig.com/images/all_bottles.jpg

[Brynn]

Glub-Glub

He thought it was
the biggest puddle
He'd go splashing through.
Turns out it was
The smallest lake---
And the deepest, too.

--Shel Silverstein

[Odbe]

gwrrrrggggbdbdbdbdgguh.

[T.I.P.]

* splat *

[harrier]

You're a KITTY!

[lostsadie]

Bark bark BAAARRRRRRk yip yip yip bark YIP

grrrrrrrrrr

bark

[T.I.P.]

That doity, double-crossin' rat !

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/tuesdayweld/GMen3.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/images/durer-rhinoceros.jpg

Drat. It doesn't look that difficult.

[craig johnston]

The West Ham United anthem - 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles'

I'm dreaming dreams
I'm scheming schemes
I'm building castles high

They're born anew
Their days are few
Just like a sweet butterfly

And as the daylight is dawning
They come again in the morning

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high
Nearly reach the sky
Then like my dreams they fade and die

Fortune's always hiding
I've looked everywhere
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air.

When shadows creep
When I'm asleep
To lands of hope I stray

Then at daybreak
When I awake
My bluebird flutters away

Happiness you seem so near me
Happiness come forth and cheers me

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high
Nearly reach the sky
Then like my dreams they fade and die

Fortune's always hiding
I've looked everywhere
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

Lyrics/Music : Jaan Kenbrovin/John William Kellette


At every homegame the West Ham United anthem is played five minutes before kick-off. This will be repeated after the match if the match ends with a positive result.

;)

[Odbe]

gwrrrrggggbdbdbdbdgguh.

I don't even remember posting that. Maybe I should have been in the pub thread.

[Tunesmith]

We've all got some jumble of letters devoid of vowels that we'd like to erase somewhere, Odbe ;)

[Odbe]

What!? Who said I wanted to erase it? I'll have you know I fully support my gwrrrrggggbdbdbdbdgguh in all of its endeavours. And by the way, there is a very clear 'u' in there, which was certainly a vowel the last time I looked.

[T.I.P.]

<img src ="http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/30000-random-numbers.png" width="700">

[brightpearl]

The cement in front of pump 2 at the gas station down the road is reeeally beautiful.

[lukkucairi]

lisa simpson depresses me.

[brightpearl]

Why do I always run late at the worst possible time?

[craig johnston]

Beckham is set to move to LA Galaxy at the end of the Spanish season and is confident he can become a fixture in England's plans again.

"I'll be a lot fitter (playing in LA), still as fit as I am now, maybe more fit," the midfielder told BBC Radio Five Live ahead of the squad announcement.

"The training will be difficult in America with the humidity so I still feel I'd be able to play for England."

:rolleyes:

[Odbe]

:eek: There's soap under my thumbnail

[Tunesmith]

Ah, blueberries. I can feel myself getting healtheir by the minute.

[craig johnston]

it's the humidity.

:)

[lukkucairi]

Prezado usuário,

Devido ao grande números de membros no orkut, estamos precisando de novos administradores para o melhor gerenciamento do Orkut.

Fizemos uma lista de indicados a este cargo e de acordo com seu perfil a nossa equipe resolveu lhe fazer esse convite.

Lembre-se: sendo um admin. do orkut você pode moderar: excluir, editar perfis, entre outros.

Você como um indicado deve preencher o nosso formulário dizendo se pretende ou não concorrer as vagas de novos administradores dentro de 5 dias.

[Tunesmith]

please, put on some clothes that actually fit...

you may be attractive, but no one wants to see your breasts all the effing time.

[Odbe]

^ hear hear.

[craig johnston]

please, put on some clothes that actually fit...

you may be attractive, but no one wants to see your breasts all the effing time.

*ahem* well, there may be some...

:o

[T.I.P.]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/221/454197061_d7235bd554_m.jpg

[Tunesmith]

*ahem* well, there may be some...

:o

correction:

please, keep your skimpy clothes at an equivalent or greater degree of revealing-ness.

you are attractive, and craig wants to see your breasts all the effing time.

[l'azizza]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8069/eightiesrocksjl8.jpg

I hope he goes back to 1984 and kicks the shit out of whoever gave him that haircut.

[lukkucairi]

http://www.askart.com/AskART/photos/PHL11132001/101.jpg

[T.I.P.]

A second ago it was 10:48AM EST on June 5th 2007.

10:48 AM EST on June 5th 2007 will never come back.

[brightpearl]

^^Maybe that should be in the self-reflection bread.

My six-year-old is trying to convince me to allow him to go commando. I'm unsure of the social convention, being female and brotherless. Any thoughts?

[Tunesmith]

My brain has been reduced to the consitency of oatmeal.

I need to SLEEP! But I CAN'T!

*SIGH!*

[Odbe]

^Me too. My vocabulary is always the first to go. It's really annoying for poetry.

[Tunesmith]

I've been known to mumble incoherently.

And one time I tried to wrestle with my ex-girlfriend.

But that was at 2 am.

Shit, it's 2 right now! Luckily, nobody's around :rolleyes:

[lukkucairi]

http://www.neuegalerie.at/97/schiele/osen.jpg

[lukkucairi]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx

[zenbabe]

I bought some Chilean Sea Bass from Costco and was looking at the calories. One piece is 250 calories and 200 are from fat...wtf!?!?!?! :eek:

No wonder it tastes so good!

[Tunesmith]

I need to boost my résumé. :(

Does knowing how to centrifuge count as a lab technique?

Probably not, because it's a four step process...

1. Insert vials in a balanced manner.

2. Spin centrifuge for recommended duration.

3. Remove vials.

4. Enjoy! Or splice genes, etc...

How about making coffee? If you can do it while in a laboratory, does it count?

[zenbabe]

NERD

[Frieda]

I need to boost my résumé. :(

...

How about making coffee? If you can do it while in a laboratory, does it count?

^ write that down using the word barista


but you'd have to make up a cool story too :D

[Tunesmith]

^ write that down using the word barista


but you'd have to make up a cool story too :D

:D

"Microbial Genetics Barista"

I could see a whole new line of drinks at Starbucks:

-Polymerase Frappucino

-Iced Mocha-Plasmid

-Soy Latte with two shots of nucleotides

[Tunesmith]

I just watched The Matrix.

*goosh*

(sound of my mind being blown)

[craig johnston]

seen bladerunner yet tunes?

;)

[l'azizza]

please help how can I change an image from a bitmap to jpg?

I move to change our safeword from "bookcase" to "palomino", I can use it more readily in a sentence.

[l'azizza]

Please someone bump the thread re: the sounds we are hearing right now. I did every search imaginable, coudn't find it.

[brightpearl]

I thought there was a "with" thread, like "of" and "than." Did I imagine that? Can't find it.

[T.I.P.]

lickedysplit and ronny why the nerve of that -huh- whoooaaAAoooohh nelly back off you -hey get off me people - wtf lamo omal olma

[Tunesmith]

seen bladerunner yet tunes?

;)

actually, no...

any good? it's a classic, right?

[brightpearl]

^*brightpearl hyperventilates*

[Tunesmith]

^*brightpearl hyperventilates*

I think that's a yes :rolleyes:

[Coffee]

Little brown birds are getting smarter!

Today I witnessed a LBB plucking smooshed bugs off of the front of a car. He/she almost effortlessly snatched a beakfull of snacks before I could get my digicam out and record the event.

well...I thought it was kinda cool anyhow.:cool:

[brightpearl]

I love rhinos.
http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/sevcik/white-rhinoceros--ceratotherium-simum.jpg

They are obviously and by definition a unified whole. There's just one rhino there; everything's included; nothing is lacking. However, the rhino, single phenomenon that it is, is less attractive than when viewed from some angles rather than others:
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/89/77/22247789.jpg

In some cases, this reality is a real pisser.
http://media.funny.co.uk/files/2808.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

They may be one of the last dinosaurs types left here on this planet. They are cool!!

[Frieda]

Little brown birds are getting smarter!

Today I witnessed a LBB plucking smooshed bugs off of the front of a car. He/she almost effortlessly snatched a beakfull of snacks before I could get my digicam out and record the event.

well...I thought it was kinda cool anyhow.:cool:

can you send me some of these little brown birds?

[Coffee]

Can't be arsed to wash the car Frieds? :p

[lukkucairi]

go park in a truck stop for a day - that's where the LBBs do their majik, at least out here in big rig country.

http://photos16.flickr.com/20452046_663c8fdd90.jpg

just don't drive away while they're doing it, please.

[brightpearl]

I don't care what anybody says. I'm leaving this SOB right here.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/22/28/23112822.jpg

[DoonDoon]

You smell like band-aids -_-

[Frieda]

Can't be arsed to wash the car Frieds? :p

nope.. not going to stumble down 3 stairs with a bucket of water and a sponge.. and not going to pay 15 euros for the carwash either.

just waiting for the next thunderstorm.. you know.. environmental reasons ;) :D

[Tunesmith]

I just inhaled a mushroom :(

On second thought: :mad:

[Tunesmith]

I had a moment of nostalgia for Firefly.

Did anyone else ever watch?

*waits hopefully*

[trisherina]

Which episode you want to dish? Or we could do Serenity!! :p

[Tunesmith]

:eek:

I hated Joss Whedon after the last episode, even if his company did have the best logo and catchphrase ever:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/db/MutantEnemy.jpg

Grr. Arghh.


So glad to find another fan! For New Year's, a bunch of my friends and I had a Firefly marathon. It was the first time I'd seen it, but I passed out on the couch at 4 a.m. :D

[trisherina]

By last episode you mean Serenity? I've come to terms with it. :(

[Tunesmith]

Oops, forgot about the differences in order - I meant Objects In Space, with the bounty hunter. :rolleyes:

What'd you think of the movie, trish?

[trisherina]

I loved it!! First time round watching it I was a little bummed about some of the subtle character changes. But then again, they did evolve a bit throughout the series, and nothing in Serenity was so much of a stretch as to make them unrecognizable. In some cases it was more of a return to the original character from the pilot episode. I still sing the Fruity oaty bar song all the time. I've been trying to find a nice download of it for my cell phone with no success. :p Did you like the movie?

make a man out of a mouse... (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2409249965471634315)

[Tunesmith]

Enjoy (http://www.phonezoo.com/Ringtone.do;jsessionid=17882F103BEDE6EE73D29272AB1 329B6?ringtoneId=1004435&fromPath=ShowProfile.do), trisherina! (I think you need to sign up for the site to actually download the ringtone, though)

Damn, that's stuck in my head now! :mad:

I thought the movie was great, but I actually saw it before watching the entire series, so I was totally confused by the time the plot was in full swing...

I keep telling myself I'm going to rewatch it, but it's nice to know that I have a little piece of the Firefly 'verse left to savor. :(

[trisherina]

Hey, thanks, I'll check it out! It would almost make having a cell phone worthwhile.

[brightpearl]

I've had a sudden epiphany about the origin of the furry-tongued hangover.
:D

[Marcus Bales]

<stretch> What?

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/222500/222835KPrO_w.jpg

<yawn>

[Odbe]

Can anyone help me with this?
http://www.gla.ac.uk/philosophy/CSPE/illusions/youngoldwoman.jpg
It's one of those double-picture illusions and I can't find the old woman.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Can anyone help me with this?
http://www.gla.ac.uk/philosophy/CSPE/illusions/youngoldwoman.jpg
It's one of those double-picture illusions and I can't find the old woman.

young woman's chin/jaw = old woman's nose
young woman's ear = old woman's eye
young woman's necklace = old woman's mouth
young woman's upper chest = old woman's chin

[madasacutsnake]

Great. Now I cant find the young woman.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Great. Now I cant find the young woman.

bloody hell!

old woman's nose = young woman's chin/jaw
old woman's eye = young woman's ear
old woman's mouth = young woman's necklace
old woman's chin = young woman's upper chest

[craig johnston]

where's the rabbit?

:confused:

[madasacutsnake]

It's on the spindle-back chair.

[brightpearl]

Whatever you do, don't go in the cute thread.
Some things are better left unseen.
I hafta go take a shower now.

hint: It's really, really nsfw.

[Tunesmith]

I've just discovered the wonder that is sautéed spinach.

mmmmmmm....my tastebuds are blissful...

[brightpearl]

^with fresh garlic? Now squeeze on a little lemon and put it on a pizza.
Heaven.

Pickle-related fact I'd like to share - I have a text message saved on my phone from one of my friends saying:

"im @ a fried pckle stand in texas + the vendor is hitting on me. he just gve me a free pckle. what shud i do?"

You know, the more I think about it, the better that seems to sum up my experience as a native Texan.

[brightpearl]

I was just lurking elsewhere and thinking about this group of kids I went to high school with. I'm sure everyone had a similar group at their own school. Sometimes, I was on the edge of it myself. They were variously called punks or slackers or whatever, and they spent A LOT of time carefully crafting the impression that they didn't care about what anybody thought of their appearance. It must have taken hours to cultivate just the right wear on their dad's old flannel, get their hair just so, mussed perfectly, so that they could say, "Hey, I don't care about your authoritarian carp! My hair has got to be at least THREE INCHES over my collar!! No one could care less than I do! You're all sheep! HEY, LOOK WHAT I'M DOING NOW...I'm putting yet more duct tape on my Chucks!! That's what I think of you and your holier-than-thou ways! So there! Why don't you tell me what you think of that?!?

...As if I care!!"

I hope I grew out of that.

[Tunesmith]

^with fresh garlic? Now squeeze on a little lemon and put it on a pizza.
Heaven.


Sounds delicious, I'll try it tomorrow night. :D

[l'azizza]

His nickname is The Zipper Ripper? Yes, you should think twice about your association.

[Tunesmith]

Anyone know how to change a diaper?

I just agreed to help a friend watch twelve effing children on Tuesday night. They're all... (wait for it) under the age of four.

I wonder if I get paid in full if I use sedatives...

[daverbee]

Only so long as you use them on yourself and not the kids.

I was on vacation last week. I'll post a link to pictures tonight after I upload them somewhere...

[brightpearl]

Crap, is it only Wednesday? I am never going to make it through this week. We should have a hump day thread.

[Frieda]

there is one.

[karma_queen]

woo to nearly friday!

but boo to the combination of a possibility of saturday overtime and my conscience that's telling me that i need the money.

[craig johnston]

take the money and run

[Frieda]

yay, no cast for my achilles heel :)

[Odbe]

Friday afternoon:

IT'S THE WEEKEND

[craig johnston]

yay, no cast for my achilles heel :)

wanna piggy-back?

:)

[trisherina]

^^shameless flirting thread

[lukkucairi]

a tiger-striped mystery moth just flew into my house!

I trapped it in a glass and released it into the yew hedge. it left little bits of moth-flake on my hand :p

[l'azizza]

If those tassels could talk they would say, "Woohoo! We're going to the library!"

[lukkucairi]

brap

[Tunesmith]

I just realized that one of my favorite songs is about voyeurism. :eek:

I guess I should've known...

You wear nothing, but you wear it so well
Tied up and twisted, the way I'd like to be
For you, for me,

come crash into me

[lostsadie]

I ate breakfast for lunch and slept durring daylight and woke up when it got dark...

I'm a little lost in my life right now

Sometimes it feels as if someone weird lives in my body, someone I don't know very well...

Who is it? Could someone at least tell them not to wear the purple shirt again? It causes stir...

[Tunesmith]

."ʞɔnp" pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝdʎʇ 11ıʍ noʎ "ı" pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ buıdʎʇ ɟo pɐǝʇsuı

:ʇno puıɟ oʇ ʎɐʍ ǝuo ʎ1uo '11ǝʍ ɥo ¿ʇɔǝɟɟǝ ǝʇısoddo ǝɥʇ sɐɥ uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝbɐssǝɯ 1ɐuıɯı1qns ɐ buıpɐǝɹ ɟı ɹǝpuoʍ ı .sǝbɐssǝɯ 1ɐuıɯı1qns ǝʇıɹʍ ǝʞı1...ɟɟnʇs snoıɹɐɟǝu ɟo sʇɹos 11ɐ op p1noɔ ı ¡ǝɯosǝʍɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ ¡uʍop-ǝpısdn buıʇıɹʍ ʎ11ɐnʇɔɐ ɯ,ı ¡ʎǝɥ

[Master_Jedi]

."ʞɔnp" pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝdʎʇ 11ıʍ noʎ "ı" pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ buıdʎʇ ɟo pɐǝʇsuı

:ʇno puıɟ oʇ ʎɐʍ ǝuo ʎ1uo '11ǝʍ ɥo ¿ʇɔǝɟɟǝ ǝʇısoddo ǝɥʇ sɐɥ uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝbɐssǝɯ 1ɐuıɯı1qns ɐ buıpɐǝɹ ɟı ɹǝpuoʍ ı .sǝbɐssǝɯ 1ɐuıɯı1qns ǝʇıɹʍ ǝʞı1...ɟɟnʇs snoıɹɐɟǝu ɟo sʇɹos 11ɐ op p1noɔ ı ¡ǝɯosǝʍɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ ¡uʍop-ǝpısdn buıʇıɹʍ ʎ11ɐnʇɔɐ ɯ,ı ¡ʎǝɥ

how the hell did you do that lol.

[Tunesmith]

how the hell did you do that lol.

:D

http://www.revfad.com/flip.html

[karma_queen]

i sent bailiffs round to five student houses today. i hate my job.

[craig johnston]

Queenie! On your last day send them to the wrong address by accident. Someone like an MP, or a big Landlord or something.

Remember Joe Strummer!!!!

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/donwhistance/theclash/images/01pose3clash02.jpg

:)

[Frieda]

finally sold the strawberry

both :) and :(

[Odbe]

Haha, I had the best picnic yesterday. It was beside a lake and there were all these Is around trying to steal food from you. We fed them breadcrumbs and they started following us around quacking. Then a mother I came along with all these little Ilings. It was so cute!

[funkytuba]

testing:
duck
duckie
duckling
peking duck
duck and cover
oh my god, it's a low bridge! duck!
**** a duck
Duck's truck's muck-stuck

[T.I.P.]

dzzt

[12"razormix]

al gore's deodorant is not working :mad:

[zero]

:mad: neither is julio iglesiarse's

[zero]

enrique iglesiarse, i mean

[12"razormix]

this is not as wild and crazy as i had anticipated.

[zero]

they all seem to be trying too hard, sort of desperate


their deodouarnt part's are working - it's the antiperspiarnt parts that are ineffective

[12"razormix]

i'm glad we talked about that!

[zero]

:) me too. i'm hoping madonnie will have the foresight to come on wearing a big round "planet" costume with bandages on it (to indicate sicke ness) - and of course using and effetive antperspiarnt/deodouarnt

[12"razormix]

i think madonna has lost the ability to sweat.



or breathe. i forget which one...

[zero]

she's very supple though

but then, so am i - if push came to shove with her in a yoga match i think i could hold my own

[T.I.P.]

yoga my arse

[zero]

by "hold my own" i meant "hold my own arse"

[12"razormix]

i was going to let that one slide..

i have a heart you know.

[12"razormix]

yoga my arseyoung terry, although momentarily being raised in france, is developing rather nicely.

[T.I.P.]

"live and learn", that's my motto

[zero]

i believe your antperspiarnt/deodoarnt is working


i have a heart you know.

i know schtremee, i know - how big is its carbon footprint?

[12"razormix]

how long have you been in paris, terry?

[12"razormix]

i believe your antperspiarnt/deodoarnt is working




i know schtremee, i know - how big is its carbon footprint?hold on while i make a carbon copy of my deodorant's footprint.... brb

[zero]

k - i'll just watch james bloody blunt

[zero]

pyeeeuch

[12"razormix]

i know.. he's ghastly.

[zero]

nightmarish wailing ohbababababababy itsa wildworld and he's not sweating at all

[T.I.P.]

15 years

[zero]

you must have had a lot of croissants during that amount of time!

[12"razormix]

you're from the states, right?

are you planning to go back?

[T.I.P.]

you must have had a lot of croissants during that amount of time!


yeah, but less than three times a day or I would need a forklift to get out of bed

you're from the states, right?

are you planning to go back?

maybe in december, to New York; depends if I get the job I interviewed for in March. Cross your fingers for me !

[12"razormix]

as usual, i completely misunderstood that :D


good luck with the job! ( ok i'm curious - what is it? i'll shut up after that, promise )

[zero]

hope it turns out well with the job - meantime go easy on the croissants

[12"razormix]

i would be very surprised if you liked croissants.

[T.I.P.]

good luck with the job! ( ok i'm curious - what is it? i'll shut up after that, promise )

no problem ;)

-> Acoustics consultant, which entails working with architectural firms and helping them design spaces that sound good. It is an exciting prospective, made even more exciting by the idea of living in the big apple.

[zero]

ama biscuit man

[12"razormix]

-> Acoustics consultant, which entails working with architectural firms and helping them design spaces that sound good. It is an exciting prospective, made even more exciting by the idea of living in the big apple.thank you :)

[12"razormix]

ama biscuit manof course you are.

[zero]

shakira shakira shak:eek: ira

[12"razormix]

colombian yodeling queen

[zero]

zormix, can you do that shakira thing with yours arse? (just say "yes zero")

[12"razormix]

my inherent dignity forbids me to.

[zero]

but you could if you had to, right? i mean, if you weren't so proper.

[12"razormix]

see this face?

[zero]

:D

[brightpearl]

ezra and zormix sittin in a tree...
:p

[trisherina]

sharing biscuits!

(don't cast aspersions on the lady)

[craig johnston]

hey razormix man, you need one of those acoutrical
constabularies for your bouncy castle man! last week
it was squeaking like föök. get that terry guy on the
case, like yesterday.
:cool:

[Tunesmith]

My laptop is riddled with viruses. :mad:

Even though I'm waging full-fledged warfare on them, I feel like little Trojan drones are going to come out of the keyboard and enter my fingers. :(

[T.I.P.]

<img src="http://nob900.free.fr/contenu/images/periodogramme/signal.gif" width="300">

[lukkucairi]

http://www.cenyc.org/site/images/noise.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

WASABI IS BURNING MY SINUS CAVITY!!!!!

[craig johnston]

bloody islamofascist wasabists! it's all in the koran; chapter 4365 verse 235.8

'and then the meticulously tidy person will be attacked around the nasal area by some germs, which will then be granted 1 billion virgin germs on which to enjoy their pleasures for eternity etc'

also

One of the most eye-catching adorns the roof of the town's open-air swimming pool

[auntie aubrey]

it's nasal jihad.

[trisherina]

Craig. Hon. It can have a roof, and open sides, like a festival tent, or partial sides, and STILL BE OPEN AIR!

[craig johnston]

open air is standing naked on blackpool beach in november!

aaah, i remember it well, especially the goosebumps.


btw trish you can call me hon anyday, makes me swoon!

[Jack Flanders]

My kid fvcked up (lost) my bookmarks folder AGAIN!!!!! I can't even express how angry I am right now. :mad: :mad: :mad: Those GD computer games.

[Tunesmith]

My kid fvcked up (lost) my bookmarks folder AGAIN!!!!! I can't even express how angry I am right now. :mad: :mad: :mad: Those GD computer games.

Aw, I hate when that happens. Sorry Jack. :(

Are you using Firefox? If so, I think the 'marks are saved in some safely hidden place on your comp. Also, you can check out this nifty thing (http://www.foxmarks.com/). :D

[brightpearl]

I think something of a 40-year-old virgin called last night to break up with me.:eek:
I didn't realize we were dating.:confused:
Somehow, I am the one that felt pathetic. :o

I seem to have rebounded pretty quickly. :cool: :D

[Gatsby]

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_MDIR/10342-GRE~Thursday-Shepard-Dove-Posters.jpg

[l'azizza]

Did you know?

The most famous cluster balloon flight took place on July 2, 1982 when a 33-year-old truck driver from San Pedro, Calif. set out to do some sightseeing.

Larry Walters, with no prior ballooning experience, attached 42 six-feet helium weather balloons to a Sears lawn chair, intending to go up a few hundred feet. But instead, he soared to 16,000-feet and was seen by passing airliners. (Imagine the conversations those airline pilots must have had when they looked out their cockpit window and saw a man sitting on a lawn chair floating by at 16,000 feet!)

Walters brought along pellet gun so he could shoot out the balloons when he was ready to descend, as well as a parachute and a CB radio so he could communicate with his friends below.

Unfortunately, he lost his glasses during his quick ascension and later dropped his pellet gun and crashed into power lines. However, he was not injured.

The FAA fined him $1,500 for his flight, and he later gained notoriety, appearing on “The Tonight Show” and “Late Night with David Letterman.”

[craig johnston]

what is the word for the emotion felt when a stunning young
babe looks up at you and says; 'my father is bigwig in russian
militaare' and later; 'i'm daddy's girl'?

:eek: