Chuck Norris

[rmr]

chuck norris can take off his skirt and wear it like a cape and yet get kicked in the balls and still wear a skirt like a cape.

i think.......because it's the best outfit for the day.

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[caredemption]

I just found this page while researching chuck and I thought i'd post the reason why I am looking for more info.

This page is promising!!!!

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[Marcus Bales]

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Is that Tommy Smothers on the right?

Oh, man! Chuck Norris is going to be SO mad! Tommy Smothers is the only man to ever beat Chuck Norris at arm wrestling!

[Avalon]

Someone told me she missed this thread..this is for you ....

[Avalon]

:)

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[Jack Flanders]

^^^ haha!!!

http://www.vaultkicks.org/vaultnorris.jpg

[brightpearl]

Chuck Norris isn't ashamed to admit that he knows how to knit, but he can only knit sweaters of pain and socks of fury.

[Zeismyhero]

I know how y'all love you some Chuck Norris. I remembered this thread from over a year ago and thought I'd share this with you (Great comic strip, too, for a daily chuckle!)

Enjoy and have a Chuck Norris Style Christmas (thwack!smack!crack!) everybody! :)

www.savagechickens.com/blog/2007/12/christmas-revenge.html

[Marcus Bales]

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Christmas -- when he wants a religious holiday he kills one and eats it.

[Coffee]

How much Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Chuck Norris?

Nominated for best C.Norris post ever.

[Odbe]

Chuck Norris killed Schroedinger's cat.

[brightpearl]

^you know, that explains so much about the last year of my life that I'm going to have to go sit in the corner and laugh about it for quite some time.

hee hee hee

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Chuck Norris was the one that beat the beat generation.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Each Christmas Chuck Norris uses the legs of his vanquished enemies as stocking stuffers.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Scientists now theorize that up to 90% of the mass of the universe is in Chuck Norris' trousers.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

The other 10% is largely made up of his beard.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Chuck Norris fools all of the people all of the time.

[brightpearl]

Chuck Norris wove this after pulling out his enemies' leg hairs one at a time.
http://www.irememberjfk.com/mt/graphics/owl.jpg

[Odbe]

This just in! :eek: :eek:
Chuck Norris doesn't roundhouse kick people into oblivion - he just sues them (http://www.reuters.com/article/rbssTechMediaTelecomNews/idUSN2129580420071222)!

[Coffee]

This just in! :eek: :eek:
Chuck Norris doesn't roundhouse kick people into oblivion - he just sues them (http://www.reuters.com/article/rbssTechMediaTelecomNews/idUSN2129580420071222)!

"""Norris, ... says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.""""

Chuck Norris doesn't have a firm grip on reality, he has it in a strangle hold.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

When Chuck Norris is in court the motion to kick ass is always in order.

[brightpearl]

Every time Chuck Norris lights a cigarette, a kitten spontaneously combusts.

[Coffee]

When Chuck Norris goes to court, the principles are not called "plaintive" vs. "defendant", rather it is a case of "victor" vs. "victim".

[xfox]

Chuck Norris may think he has it, but he doesn't get it.

[Brynn]

Chuck Norris Action Jeans (http://chickencrap.com/c.php?c=8)

[brightpearl]

Chuck Norris is so awesome, even his pet capybara has a pet capybara.

http://gianthamster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/2010_10_30_05_sAtCostumeContest.jpg

[Frieda]

Chuck Norris knows where you live. Not from Google maps, but because he can smell your fear from miles away.

[Frieda]

Chuck Norris is the real reason the Easter bunny hides his eggs. Chuck Norris wants them shaken, not stirred.

[Marcus Bales]

When Chuck Norris sings he sounds just like Patsy Cline. Or whoever he says he sounds like. A word to the wise is superfluous.