gives you a happy

[craig johnston]

i think i prefer the fresh kind.
;)

[zero]

I love driving around with you, you are my best friend in the whole world,
and if you stroke my ears and cheeks it will give you many many happys

http://static.flickr.com/75/153835216_2f9a586122.jpg

this happy is a brown-eyed intelligence

[Brynn]

^I like the fact that the only real colors in the photo are the eyes and the blue of the cell phone.

[12"razormix]

i'm excited! :) fonduekills is here!!!

[zero]

"mmmmm... molten cheese at earth's-core temperatures!!

"why don't we have one right now!!" he said.

and why not indeed....? SO THEY DID!

http://www.staedeli.info/fotos/people/swissfondue/108-0836_IMG.jpg

[zero]

this is great!!


http://www.jrt.iofc.org/images/fondue.jpg

[zero]

this bloke's about to die!

http://www.vanakoolimehed.ee/pildid/2002/020119stgallen/day_1/22.jpg

[karma_queen]

it gives me a happy that they're having a rubbish fondue with only bits of bread to dunk. peasants! with foul hair cuts!

i'm such a happy sadist.

[zero]

a rubbish fondue with only bits of bread to dunk...peasants


young lady, a 50 word essay on the subject of "fondue dunkage materials for posh folk" if you please









.

[karma_queen]

Fondue Dunkage Materials for Posh Folk.
By Miss Karma Queen

Proper fondue dunking foodstuffs for the elite include hard boiled quail eggs, slices of smoked sausage, morsels of roasted chicken and cooked shrimp or prawn. Pieces of stale bread should only be used in a real fondue emergency, such as during harsh winters or during public holidays, when food shops are likely to be closed. It is important to remember your fondue etiquette during fondue eating situations: never let your tongue touch your fondue fork (this may contaminate the fondue), and take care not to let your dunking foodstuff fall into the fondue.

[zero]

Fondue Dunkage Materials for Posh Folk.
By Miss Karma Queen

Proper fondue dunking foodstuffs for the elite include hard boiled quail eggs, slices of smoked sausage, morsels of roasted chicken and cooked shrimp or prawn. Pieces of stale bread should only be used in a real fondue emergency, such as during harsh winters or during public holidays, when food shops are likely to be closed. It is important to remember your fondue etiquette during fondue eating situations: never let your tongue touch your fondue fork (this may contaminate the fondue), and take care not to let your dunking foodstuff fall into the fondue.


^ aficionado of fondues - carries around a bottle of methylated spirits "in case of fondue emergency"


excellent essay, very informative - you win happy of the day!





rich bitch

[jasmina]

KQ - Can I come to your house for fondue?

[karma_queen]

course you can. we'll roll around being fabulously 70s-ish.

you know who's not invited? zero. he'll be outside, tapping on the window. maybe we'll throw bits of chicken at him? ;)

[zero]

:(

she can't entertain the likes of you jasmina and besides, mister right already has a little something arranged

http://tnight.net/photos/md/52045.jpg

[karma_queen]

ooh he's a dish!

[zero]

i don't think he has any hard boiled qail eggs

[karma_queen]

they're in his lovely circular presentation tray, second dish from the left. lovely!

[jasmina]

I'll bring dessert!

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000ACOVB.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[jasmina]

oh and is it ok if my new bf comes over too?
He LOOOVES fondue!

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/photo/ashton_kutcher.jpg

[zero]

^she'll have to see his quail eggs first i expect

[zero]

♪itsa
http://ice.cream.org/~craig/minipops/mp_u2000.gif
♪
bute-a-fool
http://www.aymiee.com/images/bono.gif
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/simple_brooke/sun_smiley.gif
♪DAY
♪
http://www.idg.se/ArticlePages/200510/10/20051010140946_MW/iPod_Bono.gif
♪

♪:D

[jasmina]

in London it certainly is!

[Frieda]

my apologies for forgetting to tell you about the goodbye-presents-happy i got from work:

a flowers from the management- and flowers from the customer-happy:
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/1403/1527k9wg.jpg http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2127/1528k7cp.jpg

a grow-a-date-happy (male):
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/3197/1529k8eh.jpg

a penis-filled-with-shower-gel-happy (also male):
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/4134/1535k7gl.jpg

i also got a pair of porcelain mini clogs for my car mirror, a dice game and a gift certificate for ikea of 45 euros. man, that was a HUGE happy :)

[LeahDear]

^^^ Your penis filled with shower gel just gave me a happy! :D

[Anna]

0
http://www.izzum.com/taster/images/whatsup1.jpg
<center>http://www.geocities.com/ircpolisci/with.GIF</center>
<align=right>the
http://www.epica-awards.org/assets/epica/2004/finalists/print/images/18025b%20%20%20Chicken.jpg

[zero]

http://www.theglassflamingo.com/images/largefunstuff.jpeg

[jasmina]

I'm going to Barthelona today woop woop!

[zero]

^ that place is choc full o' happys



i've had quite a few there myself!



have one on me while you're there

[madasacutsnake]

Today I had lunch with a friend and instead of having a salad roll we had a cream cake each and green tea. She had a Kitchener bun and I had Bienenstich.

[magdalen]

:D THESE! (http://www.utahartists.com/jessedraper.htm):D

[Jack Flanders]

Hahah!!!

[LeahDear]

:D THESE! (http://www.utahartists.com/jessedraper.htm):D

I WANT SOME!!

[zero]

???? (http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/article1095839.ece)

:D

[magdalen]

http://www.stripster.nl/Nieuws/2004/baxter.jpg

< > (http://www.glenbaxter.com/gallery.html) :D

[12"razormix]

.

http://www.davidsanger.com/images/italy/S4-504-6154.piazzanavona.y.jpg
happy.

.

[topcat]

if i picture is worth a thousand words. i would rather have nyc's thousand words

[zero]

.

http://www.davidsanger.com/images/italy/S4-504-6154.piazzanavona.y.jpg
happy.

.

it's always my great happy to give ms.arzomrix one

[12"razormix]

3

[zero]

17

[12"razormix]

yes.

[zero]

k

hang on five wee whiles til i sort myself out

[12"razormix]

g'evening topcat, sir!

[12"razormix]

k

hang on five wee whiles til i sort myself out:rolleyes:

[zero]

♪ and when i get excited
my ms. arzomrix says
"o zero u r such a :rolleyes:" ♪

[12"razormix]

did you manage to sort all that mess out?

[zero]

yappa!


what's yer name?

[12"razormix]

LL uneasy razomrix

yours?

[zero]

my name is jimmy mcpeaceful

[zero]

come back - i want 2 sing u a song


♪roamin' in the gloamin' on the bonnie banks o' clyde,
roamin' in the gloamin' wi' LL uneasy razomrix by ma side,
when the sun has gone to rest, that's the time that i like best,
o, it's lovely roamin' in the gloamin'!♪


- big jimmy mcpeacful

[zero]

k i admit it


i'm europhoric

[zero]

buggerated fvckksticks!:mad:


my euphoriage scared her away like little ms muffet

[12"razormix]

http://www.tomhampton.com/images/lrjaydadylan.gif

[zero]

:D

[zero]

.

http://www.tomhampton.com/images/lrjaydadylan.gif
happy.

.

[Brynn]

^watching this romance gives me such a happy that I want to take a picture of the whole thing

[Brynn]

VVVV this model is v for very happy because she got paid in CASH
http://www.rosewoodprt.com/images/puppies/My-Webs2/images/milk%20bone%20box%20photo%20backsmall.jpg

[zero]

same dream of course:)

[Rough Diamond]

Hi Zero and all you lovely people ... I have a bung knee ... fluid I think ... ah well at least France is still in the world cup :rolleyes:

[zero]

♪lovely happy people laughing♪
♪meet me in the crowd♪
people people
throw your love♪ aroundhttp://www.newwestrecords.com/artists/acl/images/t_rem.gif
love me love you
http://www.edrugstore.md/images/emd_pr_ci_Tamiflu.jpgtam-i-flu
take it into town
♪happy happy
put it in the ground
where the flowers grow♪
do you have toe?http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002TRVJC.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg
gold and silver shine

♪lovely happy people holding hands
lovely happy people ♪fun-having♪
http://www.planetout.com/images/news/features/2001/12/stipe.gif

♪everyone around love them, love them
http://www.rlalibrary.org/images/iBistro-hand-hold.gif thing in your hand
take it take it
there's no time to cry♪
happy happy
put it in your heart
where tomorrow shines
http://musica2.tiscali.it/dbfile/newsimg/7128_1.jpgnew gold http://img.discoweb.com/img/d/02/143502.jpgdream and silver shine

lovely happy people holding hands
lovely happy people laughing♪

[12"razormix]

yap. this is the end.

[zero]

yap. this is the end.

shutup

i'm playing it again - this is the "what's that song you're playing again and again again constantly and annoying everyone?" thread

♪lovely happy people laughing♪
♪meet me in the crowd♪
people people
throw your love♪ aroundhttp://www.newwestrecords.com/artists/acl/images/t_rem.gif
love me love you
http://www.edrugstore.md/images/emd_pr_ci_Tamiflu.jpgtam-i-flu
take it into town
♪happy happy
put it in the ground
where the flowers grow♪
do you have toe?http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002TRVJC.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg
gold and silver shine

♪lovely happy people holding hands
lovely happy people ♪fun-having♪
http://www.planetout.com/images/news/features/2001/12/stipe.gif

♪everyone around love them, love them
http://www.rlalibrary.org/images/iBistro-hand-hold.gif thing in your hand
take it take it
there's no time to cry♪
happy happy
put it in your heart
where tomorrow shines
http://musica2.tiscali.it/dbfile/newsimg/7128_1.jpgnew gold http://img.discoweb.com/img/d/02/143502.jpgdream and silver shoes

lovely happy people holding hands
lovely happy people laughing♪

[Rough Diamond]

Happy is good
Good is lovely
Lovely is happy
Happy is good
ad nauseum

[zero]

.

http://www.fujaz.de/pics/speaker_000.gif

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N93qC2NDz5k"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N93qC2NDz5k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>


.

[Jack Flanders]

THAT gave me a happy!! Thank you ezro, I needed one!

[trisherina]

Please send many happys 0930 MST Jul 5 thank you. :o

[magdalen]

Please send many happys 0930 MST Jul 5 thank you. :o

male sweat (http://www.upenn.edu/researchatpenn/article.php?608&hlt) :)

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ Mag . Hi - Did you get my thanks for the flowers? They gave me and my family a big HAPPY!!! :)

[magdalen]

^^^ Mag . Hi - Did you get my thanks for the flowers? They gave me and my family a big HAPPY!!! :)

Just saw it. I'm glad you're all well!! :D

[jasmina]

FORZA AZZURRI!!!!!!

http://images.skysports.com/images/playerpics05_06/WorldCup2006/Italy/thumbs/marquees/grosso_winner.jpg

[trisherina]

I am NOT sniffing a pit.

[magdalen]

I am NOT sniffing a pit.

You've got nothing to lose. Seek out a nice pit and have a go! :D

http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/imagesource/is085/is085069.jpg

Perhaps there are male Zemonkey volunteers?!?

[zero]

http://www.awakeningimages.org/Resources/sea03.jpg

[rmr]

http://www.momonux.org/~julien/Hello.JPG

[karma_queen]

http://www.panhala.net/Archive/Camel%20Teeth.jpg

camels are too cute it's not even funny. and gross. now there's a winning combination. they do this weird side to side chewing thing (the camel in the picture is doing it), then they swallow their food. then they regurgitate it and start all over again. now *that's* cool.

[zenbabe]

http://www.biomycin200.com/Biomycin200_site/documents/Happy_Cow_Large.jpg

[Brynn]

http://recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/BB/sniffpits.jpg

[rmr]

http://i1.tinypic.com/1zxxhzb.jpg

[12"razormix]

i just had a happy/sunstroke combination that made the coworkers give me worried looks...

[Frieda]

:) it's raining :)

[Brynn]

http://www.nature.com/news/2000/001109/images/tree_200.jpg

[Jaime]

The smell of blackberry bushes on my walk home yesterday. :)

[12"razormix]

steve

[zero]

^yeh me too - he gives soothing and relaxing happys

[rmr]

i have a happy for you and for you and for you and FOR YOU

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ Ok. I'm scared.

[smellyrayzin]

chunkey monkey ice cream.

[Brynn]

dreaming about eating any flavor of ice cream at all

[LeahDear]

A vanilla latte in the morning

[zero]

guess what?

free inside the newspaper today was a poster of THE HUMAN SKULL

COLLECT THE FIVE DIFFERENT SECTIONS THIS WEEK TO COMPLETE YOUR COMPREHENNAHASIVE LIFE SIZED GUIDE TO THE HUMAN SKELETON!!

now if that didn't give me a happy i don't what does


zygomatic bones everyone!!

[zero]

it's the upper torso today dearest friend




u give me happys all up and down my xiphoid process

[zero]

little hand-painted people, left in london to fend for themselves.

http://www.sketchzilla.com/madlibs/pill.gif (http://little-people.blogspot.com/)

[Jack Flanders]

:D

[karma_queen]

being able to get on the skinny jeans which i haven't been able to wear since christmas. huzzah for food poisoning induced skinniness!

[Brynn]

http://www.sketchzilla.com/madlibs/pill.gif (http://little-people.blogspot.com/)

http://http://horseproject.home.comcast.net/downtown.htm (http://horseproject.home.comcast.net/downtown.htm)

:) :) :) :)

[craig johnston]

http://myspace-358.vo.llnwd.net/00966/85/30/966950358_l.jpg

[karma_queen]

http://www.cmgross.com/media/Nun5-frown.jpg

if there's anything more amusing than a grumpy nun, i'm yet to see it

[Anna]

http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/theater/277_the_late-night-catechism-2.jpg

[12"razormix]

http://misheli.image.pbase.com/o4/17/30217/1/55985683.PelicanBacklitJPEG.jpg

[zero]

.


http://www.nancymedwell.com/images/siblings.jpg




.

[zero]

^cute cuneiforms!

[12"razormix]

( good hair day )

[zero]

exactly

[Brynn]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sjPadN82SYQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sjPadN82SYQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Jaime]

^^ hahaha! That's great.

[zero]

http://static.flickr.com/79/247284691_cf3e9872ba.jpg

[zero]

happys supervisor: ask them if they want to file an official happy report.
happy traffic controller: TWA 517, do you want to report a happy? over. [no response] TWA 517, do you want to report a happy? over.
TWA pilot: negative. we don't want to file a happy report.
happy traffic controller: AirEast 31, do you wish to report a happy? over.
aireast pilot: negative! we don't want to report one of those happy reports either!
happy traffic controller: AirEast 31, do you wish to file a report of any kind to us?
aireast pilot: i wouldn't know what kind of report to file, center.
happy traffic controller: aireast 31, me neither. i'll try to track traffic and destination, over.





had a tellworthy happy lately?

anyone?

our listen holes are open on channel 17

over & ou
t

[auntie aubrey]

i had a quiet me-day at work and my amazon order came early. enjoying said order, then sitting in the dark, watching tomato graphics.

there is a sound on the other side of this wall
a bird is singing on the other side of this glass
footsteps
concealed
silence is preserving a voice.

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.cmgross.com/media/Nun5-frown.jpg

if there's anything more amusing than a grumpy nun, i'm yet to see it

:D :D :D

[trisherina]

Waiting quietly with my dog while an elk crossed our path this morning.

[eepsilon]

sleeping in with the sound of rain outside my window.
slowly coming into conciousness knowing that the pollen was being washed away.
ahhh, i can breathe again, if only for a day...
a small happy.

[zero]

oopsilon that avatar of yours is a happy in itself

[Brynn]

speaking of david lynch...:)
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZPc1N7kf_AQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZPc1N7kf_AQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Tunesmith]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aMBgSfQI49E"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aMBgSfQI49E" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

not my happy, but still a good one :)

[Brynn]

that gave me a happy:)

[lostsadie]

I got a fortune cookie wednesday...this is a true story!

It said:


"If you think that nobody cares if you are alive; try missing a few car payments."


So even if it's not a happy thought it was funny and very unexpected.

[Tunesmith]

^ ^ ^ Hehe, lostsadie :D

I also got a happy from a fortune cookie. It said (not joking) "You will have a life full of happiness."

And I got another happy from Brynn's happy from my first happy. It's like some kinda felicitious cycle :)

Great bread, zero!

[Avalon]

<MARQUEE behavior=alternate>Ahhhhhhh :).</MARQUEE>

[Jack Flanders]

Watching my very shy daughter in her fifth year of performing in musicals/plays tonight and really, really blowing me away!!!! WOW!!!

[Brynn]

[round of applause]

here's a pic that my daughter took:
http://i3.tinypic.com/40dw0tu.jpg

[trisherina]

I have two dozen muffins for that cat.

[12"razormix]

xxx

[zero]

^she's the one in front of me ~ *has a high speed happy*

[Brynn]

this place gives me a happy :)

[Tunesmith]

...Brynn, is that your cat? :confused:

[Bman]

I have two dozen muffins for that cat.

I'd probably take those off your hands o_o

[Frieda]

randomly happy :)

[trisherina]

I'd probably take those off your hands o_o

Completely fat-free. Are you sure? :p

[Bman]

Fat free huh? That cat probably needs them more than I do.

[Tunesmith]

I'm thinking liposuction. There's no way a cat that large is going to slim down on only fat-free muffins. :rolleyes:

[Odbe]

Hypnotising...

[Tunesmith]

http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001499.html :D

Stupid humor always gives me a happy.

[lostsadie]

little fluffy clouds

[Tunesmith]

little fluffy clouds

Just had an Orb experience, sadie? :D

I got a huge happy when I tried out one of those instant photo booths with my girlfriend. We didn't realize until halfway through that the little "Get ready" light meant for us to get ready, so we have half a roll of me midsentence, with my mouth hanging open, and Molly looking like she's completely drunk.

[auntie aubrey]

Just had an Orb experience, sadie? :D

i never have one of those.

- auntie aubrey

[lostsadie]

i never have one of those.

- auntie aubrey

You should it's a beautiful thing

[eepsilon]

i never have one of those.

- auntie aubrey

i Suspect Our Dear Auntie Could Be Pulling Our Leg.

[Tunesmith]

i Suspect Our Dear Auntie Could Be Pulling Our Leg.

I second the motion, eepsilon.

I remember listening to the 10 minute version of little fluffy clouds on...live 93, I believe, at age 11. I was completely blown away. Hearing electronica/techno/whatever the hell the genre The Orb belongs to for the first time is an amazing experience....

[lostsadie]

"Auntie's wooden leg" ~the Mad Hatter :D

[auntie aubrey]

You should it's a beautiful thing

hold onto your hat, something just whizzed over your head at the speed of sound.

I remember listening to the 10 minute version of little fluffy clouds on...live 93, I believe, at age 11. I was completely blown away. Hearing electronica/techno/whatever the hell the genre The Orb belongs to for the first time is an amazing experience....

adventures beyond the ultraworld > back side of the moon > "i've been waiting for music like this all my life"

that about sums it up.

[craig johnston]

having an orb experience is definitely a beautiful thing

:)

[lostsadie]

hold onto your hat, something just whizzed over your head at the speed of sound.
.

I'm so glad I thought to duck, hate to have had that hit me in the head at that speed.

[craig johnston]

little fluffy clouds (http://mp3.juno.co.uk/MP3/SF225513-01-01-01.mp3)

;)

[T.I.P.]

spending an entire day alone at home doing nothing...gives me a tremendous happy :)

[brightpearl]

One of the Zen centers out in CA used to have a t-shirt that said, "We do less before 9 am than most people do all day.'

:D

Cascarones give me a happy.
http://www.kckpl.lib.ks.us/ys/crafts/IMAGES/MOSEGG1.JPG
You sneak up on someone with one in your hand. If you are six, the best person is your mom. Your mom will inexplicably not hear you tiptoeing like a diplodocus across the living room, giggling. You creep ever closer to your prey, pouncing at just the right moment, crushing the cascaron over mom's head and squashing enough confetti into her hair that she'll still be brushing it out a week later.

Brushing confetti out of my hair also gives me a happy.

[T.I.P.]

One of the Zen centers out in CA used to have a t-shirt that said, "We do less before 9 am than most people do all day.'
:D

jokes for dharma nerds :D :D :D

[auntie aubrey]

tiptoeing like a diplodocus

this gave me a happy.

[Odbe]

Cloning doesn't usually give me a happy. (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37931)

[brightpearl]

The new pair of underwear that I bought:
1. are ow! sexy! ("The Show" jokes for nerds.)
2. are 100% comfortable.
3. were on clearance.

That's right, people. The underpants trifecta.

And they said it couldn't be done.

[trisherina]

underpants trifecta

Nudity violence and language = the adult programming trifecta

[Brynn]

...Brynn, is that your cat? :confused:
Nope - that's my daughter's friend with her cat...:D
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[brightpearl]

I'm thinkin' about my doorbell,
when ya gonna ring it,
when ya gonna ring it? (http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/v2music/08122005/doorbell_ref.mov)

And it would make me happy if someone could tell me how to embed a video in a post. I'm sure it's obvious, but I can't figure it out. Pity me.

[eepsilon]

bing & satchmo. vinpage radio!

[Bman]

is that some flavor of jello I've never heard of?


...or really old milk?

[eepsilon]

the latter. or is it ladder?

[Odbe]

Early morning, sitting high up on a rock, listening to the waves crashing below, eating breakfast still warm from the bakery, watching a wild orca out at sea.

Tremendous happy.

[zero]

^it's only twenty past nine in the morning and odbe's already won happy of the day with the above toast!



unless you know different..

[Tunesmith]

Nope. No qualms.

Odbe, that sounds heavenly.

[brightpearl]

Odbe, I don't often want to be someone else, but your this morning trumps mine by quite a long shot. :D

I'm happy for you. :)

[T.I.P.]

"The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and reason writes."

-Andre Gide

.

[Odbe]

:D :D :D

[Brynn]

sidewalk canvas (http://www.bookofjoe.com/2007/04/julian_beever_m.html)

[Jack Flanders]

That guy is a genius!!!!

[Brynn]

I don't want to think about the math involved:)

[Jack Flanders]

Don't!!! It will make your head explode!!:eek:

[brightpearl]

I'm done with my taxes.

I think I deserve a donut.

Who's going to bring me one?

[Jack Flanders]

Sorry, I'd love to bring you a freshly made donut, but I'm stuck at home watching the Delaware River rapidly rise. Fvking rain. :mad: :mad: Oops - sorry. This is the "happy" bread. :o

[auntie aubrey]

A/C up full blast. bathwater hot, steamy and deep. bath bomb #1 scented with bergamot, frankincense, lemon, orange and gardenia. lights off, candle lit. brian eno on the laptop. bath bomb #2 scented with lemongrass and sweet basil. drawing swirlies in the rivulets of scented oil. pat dry and dust with jasmine and vetivert scented dusting powder.

olfactory cacophony, or heaven?




heaven.

[lostsadie]

Auntie, I think hot baths with scented oils cure cancer and the plague, for a few hours anyway.:)

[Tunesmith]

Upon entering my English classroom this morning, I was greeted with two full color posters:

-The first was all about AIDS, detailing both the types of transmissions of bodily fluids that can result in acquiring the disease and how one can have safe sex.

-The second listed the major types of STIs and STDs (once again, in full color! With detailed descriptions!) and the severity of each.

I burst out laughing when I saw the new decorations, which now inhabit the space usually reserved for essays, and when I asked my teacher why (the fvck)* he had put them up, he replied, "I thought it might be useful."

*Not actually said during the conversation

Not a conventional happy, I'm sure, but it got me out a gigantic bad mood. :D

[Jack Flanders]

http://ahps.erh.noaa.gov/marfc/Stages/files/DEL.DEL.Tren4.html

:D :D :D

[Jack Flanders]

http://ahps.erh.noaa.gov/marfc/Stages/files/DEL.DEL.TREN4.html

:D :D :D

[brightpearl]

^^^ *whew*

[Jack Flanders]

You can say that again!! It's now at 16.3 feet. Saw a lot of crap flowing past the house: fallen trees, plastic things, pieces of fishing docks. Fifteen years ago, I saw a hugh construction trailer floating by.

[brightpearl]

I just took a catnap and had a peach of a dream about finding a fiddler crab in the living room. He was a gorgeous little thing -- spotted and nubby, shiny brown and orange and white, with amazing patches of metallic navy on the top of his carapace. He didn't try to hide or menace me with his claw. He just sat there, up against the bookshelf, apparently sure that he was where he was supposed to be.

:D

[zero]

beryl be glad you had a happy in your sleep involving a wee psychedelic crab for it has won you happy of the day

[craig johnston]

He was a gorgeous little thing -- spotted and nubby, shiny brown and orange and white, with amazing patches of metallic navy on the top of his carapace.

sounds like zero alright

[brightpearl]

^^^:D It was definitely an automatic member of my list of top 5 dreams.

This makes me happy. Roger Moore's Fantabulous Eyebrows (http://www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html). Hee hee hee. Mesmerizing. It could only be improved upon if it were David Hasselhoff.

[auntie aubrey]

my all-natural handmade wildflower honey and lavender soap came out lovely, if a bit softer than i anticipated. no worries, though, it will harden as it dries.

http://www.gofalldown.com/cacophony/myimages/HoneyLavenderSoap2.jpg


i don't know if that gives you a happy, but it gives me a enough of a happy to share.

[Avalon]

^^^^^Looks wonderful! I love making my own soap :) It is a calming activity for me and I like to experiment with different scents and such.

[madasacutsnake]

Mmmmmmmmmm.....blue cheese....mmmmmmmmmmm.........

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ That soap scent will definitely turn a few heads ...away!!! ;)

[auntie aubrey]

It is a calming activity for me and I like to experiment with different scents and such.

can i get an amen?

[Jack Flanders]

amen, sister!

[craig johnston]

do you think if we rubbed smelly cheese into zero's
carapace it might help?

[Creepy Sheep]

This makes me happy. Roger Moore's Fantabulous Eyebrows (http://www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html). Hee hee hee. Mesmerizing. It could only be improved upon if it were David Hasselhoff.

That's given me a small happy of my own, especially as I try to eyebrow waggle along; you can't be sad after that. And it's the song from Tony Hart's gallery! (classic kids' TV program from my yoof)

However, the happy I originally came to report was brought on by watching two seagulls doing a little mating dance in the sun on the rooftops across from my window.

[auntie aubrey]

of all of the members of the blue cheese family, stilton ranks highest on the aromatherapeutic scale for evoking a sense of well-being and optimism. the scent resonates with the swadhisthana chakra, which is why the sacral symbol is most frequently depicted as a block of stilton blue surrounded by six petals. when bathing with blue cheese, always remember to follow with an acidulated rinse, perhaps in the form of a light balsamic vinaigrette. garnish to taste with walnuts and raisins.

[T.I.P.]

driving around the Orwellian city of Nowa Huta (http://www.nh.pl/english/) in a Trabant with crazy guides (http://www.crazyguides.com/index.html) on one of their communism tours.

http://www.nowahuta.org.pl/zdjecia/galerie/01615.jpghttp://www.crazyguides.com/img/home/trabant_s.jpg

[brightpearl]

^^^I am happy TIP had a good time in Krakow (gotta love that Soviet realism -- I'm glad Crazy Guides knows how to show it proper respect), and that my good friend Creepy Sheepie liked Roger's eyebrows.

But what I came to say is that grilled vege on a crusty roll with Tomme de Savoie and arugula....

Oh, SO happeeeee. Mmmmm. I wish I had two stomachs so that I could eat another one.

edit: Oh, and spending the weekend with my dad also gave me a happy. My dad rocks.
:D

[madasacutsnake]

of all of the members of the blue cheese family, stilton ranks highest on the aromatherapeutic scale for evoking a sense of well-being and optimism. the scent resonates with the swadhisthana chakra, which is why the sacral symbol is most frequently depicted as a block of stilton blue surrounded by six petals. when bathing with blue cheese, always remember to follow with an acidulated rinse, perhaps in the form of a light balsamic vinaigrette. garnish to taste with walnuts and raisins.


I prefer to smear on a bit of quince paste.

Seeing a Trabant gave me a happy.

[madasacutsnake]

Shower lattes for late risers
April 22, 2007 11:13am

INVENTORS have created a soap infused with caffeine which is said to help users wake up in the morning.

Shower Shock supplies the caffeine equivalent of two cups of coffee per wash.

The scented stimulant is absorbed naturally through the skin, according to its manufacturers, who say it is designed for people who don't have enough time for a cup of coffee in the morning.

The soap is available on the internet.

[zenbabe]

For the Girl on THE GO!!!!!

[Odbe]

This morning, I found that I had prepared a mixture of eggs and instant soup mix, without consciously meaning to. I had no choice but to cook it and eat it. It tasted happy and the whole incident gave me a happy when I was awake enough to laugh at it.

[auntie aubrey]

4th straight day of boycotting work-related thought and activity. expecting a package from UPS any minute now. said package contains various and sundry lovely smelling things. said lovely smelling things might go into a fresh batch of bath bombs this afternoon. said bath bombs might go into a hot bath this evening.

anticipatory happy.

[brightpearl]

These fantastic Pipevine Swallowtail caterpillars are all over my yard. When you poke at them, noxious yellow horns come out of a flap in the back of their necks.
http://www.owlspleasure.com/sculpture/butterflies/california/pipswcat.jpg

They turn into these gorgeous things:
http://www.ivyhall.district96.k12.il.us/4th/kkhp/1insects/bugpix/eblkstSWa.JPEG

Their cousin, the Giant Swallowtail butterfly looks like this:
http://www.carolinanature.com/butterflies/tl0510.jpg

Also lovely. And yet its caterpillars, which have evolved the mimicry of bird poo in order to discourage predators, lack the...um, majesty of their Pipevine counterparts.
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/orange_dog_kathy.jpg

I find this very amusing.

[Tunesmith]

^^^ I lovelovelove the fifth one. When does the luminescent fairy dragon egg hatch??

This gave me a happy! :D

[auntie aubrey]

brightpearl's bugs gave me a big happy.

[T.I.P.]

^^ ditto :)

[daverbee]

My cousin Jimmy from Nashville was on the Today Show playing piano in a truck while Al Roker did the weather!

Jimmy Maddox (http://jimmymaddox.com/)

Go to the blog page and read the blog before you watch the video. Or the other way around as you prefer...

Edited to note that yes, he does look like David Carradine but he isn't as good at Kung Fu.

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ Your cousin *Jimbo* is one really cool guy!!! He's good!!!

[Jack Flanders]

Also lovely. And yet its caterpillars, which have evolved the mimicry of bird poo in order to discourage predators, lack the...um, majesty of their Pipevine counterparts.
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/orange_dog_kathy.jpg

I find this very amusing.

Me, too!! I had several pairs of the swallow tails floating around my butterfly bushes last summer and fall. Hopefully they did the deed and and I'll get to enjoy more this year!! ;)

[brightpearl]

I forgot to mention that the Giant ones have a flourescent yellow chrysalis. This photo really does not do it justice. They'll do retinal damage if you stare at them.

http://www.naba.org/chapters/nabast/pipevine2.jpg

[Tunesmith]

This (http://story.malaysiasun.com/index.php/ct/9/cid/b8de8e630faf3631/id/243780/cs/1/) gave me a happy :D

[brightpearl]

Actually, we need a "this makes me ecstatic" thread for this one.

NEW YORK - Spinal Tap is back, and this time the band wants to help save the world from global warming.
<snip>
"They're not that environmentally conscious, but they've heard of global warming," said Reiner, whose other films include "When Harry Met Sally" and "Stand By Me." "Nigel thought it was just because he was wearing too much clothing — that if he just took his jacket off it would be cooler."

For the band — whose last album was 1992's "Break like the Wind" — the occasion warranted a new single: "Warmer Than Hell."

Reiner provided a sneak peak at the lyrics: "The devil went to Devon, it felt like the fourth degree/ He said, `Is it hot in here, or is it only me?'"

The director said the new short film explains what the band has been doing with their lives lately. Nigel has been raising miniature horses to race, but can't find jockeys small enough to ride them; David is now a hip-hop producer who also runs a colonic clinic; and Derek is in rehab for addiction to the Internet.

[Jack Flanders]

:D

[lostsadie]

I got flowers today from my boss...the happy is she said "I know you aren't my assistant or my secretary but I wanted you to know how much you are appreciated"...oh and we got an awesome lunch in the steak house (and I got to drink wine at lunch, while at work...hee hee)

[auntie aubrey]

my boss announced that she is resigning today. if you're the last nurse to take my blood pressure reading, you'll understand why this is a great big happy.

[Coffee]

My new car is giving me happies...and better mileage.
Nissan Versa 1.8S Automatic, with optional power package.

https://pictures.dealer.com/nissanofsantamonica/18ddd4c64046387400134ecab1eb3b85.jpg

Mmmmm...new car smell.

[Bman]

Those brick walls are awesome.


I am so deprived of cool looking brick walls -_-

[brightpearl]

I found a teeny tiny hatchling praying mantis on my shirt last night. He tried to menace me with his teeny tiny claws, to teeny tiny awesome effect. He looked just like this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Juv_chinese_mantis.jpg/180px-Juv_chinese_mantis.jpg
Lookit that teeny tiny shadow!! He lives outside now. Have I mentioned that I love the universe?

Man. I love the universe.

edit: These are *not* my thighs, OMG!!!

[zero]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Juv_chinese_mantis.jpg/180px-Juv_chinese_mantis.jpg
have i mentioned that I love the universe? Man. I love the universe.

^judging by the fat ness of yours thighs you also have an equally profound love of pies

[Frieda]

^^^ would you not judge people's thighs?? i want to see a picture of your thighs with a praying matnis on them before you ciriritiicize other people!

[T.I.P.]

^^ yeah. And making fun of foot-amputees is not so hot either ! :p

[brightpearl]

^^^^:eek: :eek: DUDE! ZERO (not TIP as I had posted earlier because I am unable to get the written word from my eyes to my brain uncorrupted :D) is joshing with me today. Okay, for the benefit of the rest of the forum, those are *fingers*!!! And they aren't even *mine*!!! My little friend ran so fast it was all I could do to get him outside, and I'm woefully without macro lens, so the photo is courtesy of google.

Thank you for standing up for me, F! You tell 'em!! TIP is my buddy, too...and plus, despite my love of pie, he knows I am a little stick person. :p I have no idea what Zero intended, but I don't mind whatever it was. :p

Okay, now that might be clear. :rolleyes:

[DiggerDude]

This comic makes me happy.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070420.jpg

[T.I.P.]

Having witnessed the ease with which brightPearl executes a full lotus posture, I confirm that the thighs pictured above are not hers.

[brightpearl]

Having witnessed the ease with which brightPearl executes a full lotus posture, I confirm that the thighs pictured above are not hers.

Thank you, sweetie.
Shhh..Don't tell the others, but you're my favorite. :D

[DiggerDude]

The fact that I have practicaly no homework today is giving me so many happys.... Its awsome

[Tunesmith]

mmmm...chocolate covered matzoh gives me a happy...

NOTE: It's not decadent. Just delicious. ;)

[DiggerDude]

mmmm...chocolate covered matzoh gives me a happy...

NOTE: It's not decadent. Just delicious. ;)

Whats matzoh?

[Tunesmith]

Whats matzoh?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Matzo.jpg

It's unleavened bread (usually eaten around Passover). Tastes like carboard and is almost as nutritious! ;)

[DiggerDude]

Delicous!:)

[DiggerDude]

Lawl Stephen Colbert

"They found a new earth like planet, drive that hummer all you want!

[Tunesmith]

Lawl Stephen Colbert

"They found a new earth like planet, drive that hummer all you want!

Hehehe, great quote. sums up Colbert exactly...

[brightpearl]

Chocolate matzoh is delicious.

I found another hatchling mantis on me today. But those are still not my thighs.

:D

[Coffee]

^^^"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
-William Shakespeare
:D

[trisherina]

227 hp + 17" tires + 94 octane + dry pavement gives me a happy

[craig johnston]

my bicycle gives me, and many passers-by, a happy.

it's called 'sprick economic' which is quite apt.

*smiley deleted due to new draconian anti-smiley laws*

[Tunesmith]

My girlfriend is going on meds :)

[trisherina]

Is the "s" for sanctimonious? :p <--- Fears no smiley laws

my bicycle gives me, and many passers-by, a happy.

it's called 'sprick economic' which is quite apt.

*smiley deleted due to new draconian anti-smiley laws*

[DiggerDude]

My girlfriend is going on meds :)

I case you don't know his girlfriend she REALLY! needs those meds.

Yes, that did call for bold and italics

[brightpearl]

^^^"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
-William Shakespeare
:D

LOL! I was just trying to make l'azizza's day. :D But you be the judge:
This is me holding an invisible donut (http://flickr.com/photos/26315807@N00/476687500/).

[trisherina]

I case you don't know his girlfriend she REALLY! needs those meds.

Yes, that did call for bold and italics


We'll be kinder when you break something and NEED analgesics.

[craig johnston]

Is the "s" for sanctimonious? :p <--- Fears no smiley laws

huh? i don't think my bike makers are that eddicated.
:p

[trisherina]

I just finished making a double batch of salsa by hand (including all chopping; I hate my food processor), and butter chicken, and picked up some fresh naan and jelabi. happy happy happy I'll even share with cj but don't spill it on your bicycle ;)

[Tunesmith]

Sounds delicious, trisherina...

this gave me a happy, today. it was written by my 11-year old cousin:

The River

The drip, drip, drip
Of the melting snow
Feeds the river
That once was
Low.
Now it
Gushes
Rushes
Sploshes
Splashes
Bashes
Dances
Against the
Muddy banks.
And 'bove it all,
The waterfall,
Booming,
Crashing,
Down the
Towering cliffs.

[Brynn]

reminds me - someone should bump that thread - I can't remember the name of it though. read my mind please.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

oh my goodness! :o

[Brynn]

I'll have to ask you to kindly keep that to yourself like the gentleman you are.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

who'd believe me?

[karma_queen]

pam ann...

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[craig johnston]

i'd rather crash in brighton!
:)

[brightpearl]

You know what's good?

Indian food. Indian food is really good. Especially if there's paneer in it.

And also, I don't know why, but I think this is funny:
Rabbit Disapproval (http://www.birdchick.com/adventures/rabbit/index.html)

[craig johnston]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/mar2006/1/3/00090007-DFBE-1406-BD850C02AC1BF824.jpg

:D

[Tunesmith]

^ ^ is that you, cj? :confused:

[craig johnston]

that is my representative.
combatting evil and promoting good.
last night he stuck a dagger into the heart of the beast.
:)

[karma_queen]

why can't they just play the last penalty bit, and call that the game? it was suchhhh a long game, and i didn't understand a bit of it. but the penalty bits, i like.

or, why don't they just play for 10 minutes, then multiply by 9?... girl logic...

[Tunesmith]

that is my representative.
combatting evil and promoting good.
last night he stuck a dagger into the heart of the beast.
:)

Ooh, very poetic! :rolleyes:

It must be nice to have an avatar...

[Odbe]

When I walk up to someone quietly and they don't notice me and I say hello when I'm right next to them, making them jump - that gives me a happy.

[zero]

:eek: ^obde's toast gave me an awful fright

[Odbe]

:D thank you for the happy